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    a L I G H T in the D A R K LKWayvern's Avatar
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    Well, at least I found the dragon before death. That's something! XD

    We're not quite sure how, but at some point in the past Xanthe managed to discover the exact circumstances of her death. It was pretty painful, we're told. Determined to avoid this awful fate, Xanthe searched far and wide for a Legendary Pokemon that controlled time. Eventually she located Celebi, and explained her plight to it. Celebi agreed to help Xanthe, and took her travelling through time.
    Past!Xanthe arrived near Future!Xanthe intending to help them avoid their terrible demise! However, two Xanthes from the same timeline existing at the same same time in the same general location caused a time paradox, and both Xanthes were erased from the timeline.
    Oh well. Such a tragic fate. At least they managed to avoid whatever doom Past!Xanthe was trying to save Future!Xanthe from.
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    Today LKWayvern was found dead in her home staring at her computer. It is suspected that she was waiting on user Alphys, NobleJanobii, or whatever pseudonym she is using now to reply to her popular roleplay Neverending Nightmare and forgot to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom in anxious awaiting. When the user was asked to give a comment, Noblejanobii screamed "I'm busy doing homework!" however it should be noted that she was actually binging Danny Phantom instead. Such a tragic death caused by another procrastination. LKWayvern will be missed.
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    In search of college, credits, NobleJanobii signed up to be an intern at Night Vale Community Radio, unaware of the unusually high intern mortality rate there. While she was there, the rip in space-time from four years ago suddenly reopened in the NVCR building, causing more pteranodons to come out from it. They were all herded back into the rift, and caused it to close, before any pteranodons got outside the building. However, it was too late to save Intern Noble's life.
    To the family of Intern Noble. Etc, etc. You know the rest.
    I'm surprised it took me this long to start referencing Night Vale, and its high intern mortality rate.
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    Today we mourn the loss of LKWayvern. She was found dead in the Roleplay Board this morning, though is suspected to have been dead for a long time now. Further investigation has revealed she literally put her heart and soul into the roleplay she created, Neverending Nightmare, and upon ending it, accidentally forgot to remove her heart and soul before sending it down the trash chute. Authorities are currently trying to locate the heart and soul in an attempt to revive her, but it is suspected that the trash monster, MichaelXD, may have already eaten them.
    Reviving this.
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    Reviving this again.

    A funeral was held earlier today for Sloane, 19, an aspiring writer and avid collector of Shaymin merchandise. Sloane had recently undergone eye surgery, which was met with great success. Unfortunately, it proved to be too successful. Her eyes became so brilliant that they literally shined. As she looked at herself in the mirror one morning, the radiance of her new eyes temporarily blinded her. In her panic, she fumbled around the bathroom, knocking various items off the shelves and ultimately landing head-first into the open toilet. Realizing where she was, she immediately died of disgust.
    Was it worth it, @Noblejanobii?

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    We are saddened to announce the passing of Fate, who was 22 years old. He was found dead in his bed this morning, under a lot of Pokemon plushies. We suppose that they fell on him while he was sleeping, which made him suffocate. May you rest in peace, Fate. You didn't deserve such a tragic "Fate".
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    A terrible accident has occurred during PXR's Winter Carnival which has resulted in Cleobel's untimely demise. Everything was going well for the young chikorita until she began thinking of jokes about certain PXR members. The activities of the Winter Carnival only boosted her desire to formulate clever and often pun-inclusive jokes about her peers, which were all well-received and led to widespread appreciation. However, this was sadly her undoing, as with every joke, she gained an extra ab from laughing so hard at her own amazing jokes. After recently announcing the death of Fate and including yet another clever joke, Cleobel's forty-ninth ab was developed, causing a bodily explosion that continued to explode for ten kilometres, obliterating everything within range. Post-mortem, she has been dubbed the Cleobomb.
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    It is with great sadness that we inform you of the passing of Suicune's Fire, more commonly known as Xanthe. She was known for her compassion, especially towards animals, evident by her vegan lifestyle. Unfortunately it was this lifestyle that was her downfall. On the night of Janurary 7th, 2018, she went with Desolate Divine, more commonly known as Jacob, to the local McDonalds, known by the locals as a maccas run, and ordered a singular hash brown, due to there being nothing else vegan friendly, and only bringing $2, with the hash browns being an expensive $1.90 each. Unfortunately, the singular hash brown that she consumed was contaminated, causing her to die within minutes. Unfortunately for Xanthe, she had decided to wear her pajama pants, as they were just going to be using the drive through, and was wearing them at the time of death, and time of identification of the corpse.
    May she rest in peace... And PJs...
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    Today, we mourn the loss of Desolate Divine. On this summer day (where he lived), he decided to go to the beach. While he was on the way to the beach, he saw a car he really liked. He absolutely wanted to take a picture of it, so he started chasing the car. He ran as fast as he could until he collapsed due to his tiredness and the heat. Then, he was killed by another car. May you rest in peace, Jacob.
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    Last night, a tragic death befell Cleobel, resident chikorita of PXR. It seems that while in pursuit of the very best plushie, Cleobel came across the most amazing one she could find--but after all the searching she had undergone, she had worked up an enormous appetite. She eyed the chikorita plushie for but a moment before hungrily devouring it, which led to an insatiable craving for the stuffing of plushie. After her eight-hundred and twenty-second plushie, Cleobel realised too late that she was becoming a plushie herself and ceased to live. It was a bitter-sweet death; at least Cleobel died consuming what she loved.
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