Genie's Wish

[Noblejanobii]

Wish granted, but now your account is frozen because of VPN use.

I wish everything would just stop going CRAZY!!

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
The universe falls into the void. Life ceases to be. Everything can't be crazy if everything is nothing, right?

I wish for a life-size Darkrai plushy!!

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but it's actually a prototype for a FNAF animatronic so it comes to life at night and kills you.

I wish there was no quiz in class today.

[LKWayvern]

Granted. The quiz was yesterday.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[arnisd]

Granted you knew what to wish for, sadly you don't anymore.

I wish my cats would stop complaining that they have to stay inside during the night

[Noblejanobii]

Granted, now they complain about how they're not allowed inside during the day.

I wish time just stopped.

[Ladybugclue]

Granted, time is stop but everyone is still aware. Now you doomed everyone to be frozen in time forever only being able to watch.

I wish that the next Pokémon Mystery Dungeon would come out in five days without being pushed back any time. It's going to be amazing with no glitches whatsoever. It's going to be on the 3DS. My 3DS will not be broken or harmed in any way. There will be not be anyultimate disasters that will happen or any disasters at all or anything bad. No one will end up in the void. Life will resume as normal after this event.

[Suicune's Fire]

Granted, time is stop but everyone is still aware. Now you doomed everyone to be frozen in time forever only being able to watch.

I wish that the next Pokémon Mystery Dungeon would come out in five days without being pushed back any time. It's going to be amazing with no glitches whatsoever. It's going to be on the 3DS. My 3DS will not be broken or harmed in any way. There will be not be anyultimate disasters that will happen or any disasters at all or anything bad. No one will end up in the void. Life will resume as normal after this event.

The PMD game comes out, and you're right, it is amazing. You spend every second in absolute awe of its brilliance as you play, so enthralled by how creative, perfect, and flawless it is. But it only goes for two hours. And after those two hours of uninterrupted bliss, you are mind-blown by the caliber of this incredible game and are left feeling empty after it ends. There is no way to relive the epic adventures of this game for the first time, which only makes you yearn for an experience even close to this game, yet its magnificence and brilliance can never, ever be even remotely neared by anything ever again. You spend your life searching for something to give you meaning once again, but nothing can satiate you, which drives you closer and closer to insanity as you realise that everything is a lie and the best thing in your life has already happened, and will never, ever happen again. Everything is sub-par, even your own, mediocre life.


I wish for a non-corrupted wish!

[Bulbasaur]

Granted, but it gets corrupted anyway.

I wish for fish on a dish!

(Also, this is a copy of an existing thread...)

[Ladybugclue]

Granted, but the fish is quickly eaten by a random cat. Now it is only a dish. But wait! Someone broke the dish... Now you have nothing from your wish.

I wish that I have more enthusiasm to make a descent wish.