Genie's Wish

[LKWayvern]

Wish granted.
You're the proud owner of your very own sand castle.
The tide is coming in.

I wish for non-poisoned, non-spoiled, warm, excellent blueberry pie to be gently placed in my hands.

[Coru]

Here you go, Your perfect pie, in every way, placed gently into your hands. However, your neighbours dog is also happy to see it, causing it to jump up at you, dislodging the pie from your hands as it lands face flat on the floor. It contains chocolate which subsequently makes the dog very sick. You feel so guilty that you end up needing to move but first, you bake them a blueberry pie to say sorry... wait. Is that a good idea?

I wish for a perfectly friendly pet snake hatchling with perfect health in a secure cage in which it can't escape.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but the cage is a little too secure and cannot be reopened in any way.

I wish that we could all experience something impossible to us at this current time.

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
We are all experiencing becoming immortal, outliving the entire human race, living until the sun swells into a red giant and consumes the earth, with us still on it...

I wish I could be a ghost.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it only takes a single day before you "go ghost" and start losing your mind. Days later the Winchesters show up and put your spirit to rest.

(time to try a Pokemon one xD)

I wish I really were a Pikachu. A real one living in the world of Pokemon and ONLY Pokemon.

[azura evley]

Granted, but humans are using you against you will for science.

i wish for a chocolate mount Everest sizes mountain

[Chakramaster]

(I said world with "ONLY Pokemon" xD where did the humans come from?)

Granted, but it's created right on top of you.

I wish that I could create the best story ever made

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
You die while writing the very last chapter. Your fans argue and try to write the true ending, but none get anywhere close to what you had in mind and everyone knows it.

I wish I could be a ghost and be eternally sane.

[azura evley]

granted, but you are stuck at your new grave yard

i wish i could speak to others without being shy.

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
You are so talkative that everyone finds you annoying.

I wish for cotton candy snow.