Genie's Wish

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it's also a magical sleeping powder if even one flake touches you

I wish for everything to be the opposite of what it is

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but now everything is the opposite of the opposite of what it is creating a paradox that rips the space time continuum in half. See Xanthe's Xeriscape Exploit for further explanation.

I wish that they made another Pokémon ranger game.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it's broken into parts with DLC.

I wish we really could see what like is like in someone else's shoes.

[LKWayvern]

Congratulations. You, Chakra, now have the incredible ability to shrink to small size and climb into someone's shoes! Unfortunately, the first time you try out this power, no one realizes that there's a tiny person in their shoes and you are squished.

I wish for a really fluffy scarf.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it's too fluffy. Oh so fluffy you could just snuggle with it too much. Too close almost. So much fluff you wrap it around yourself to feel all the fluff. You suffocate in the fluffiest of all the fluffy scarf.

I wish someone else would make my wish for me and ME alone the wish will effect

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but now you can no longer have any interaction with anyone ever again

I wish I didn't have to go to school

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
You never have to go to school ever again because you're dead and dead people don't go to school.They just. Decompose, I guess?

I wish I was less terrified about leaving home.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but you gain the irrational fear of any home or inside a building. Becoming someone that lives only outdoors.

I wish for something unexpected or magical to happen to me. All in a non-lethal, non-damaging, or non-hurtful way

[LKWayvern]

(That's not really what I meant but okay)

Granted. You are suddenly and without explanation hurled into the void. You're totally fine but good luck trying to get out.

I wish for exactly how much money I need at the moment to come out of my pocket when I reach into it.

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but now you are constantly plagued with a large crowd of people following you around on the off chance that you sneeze out money.

I wish Pokémon Prism was active again.