The Squawkers RPG - Rules, Gameplay, and other Ludicrous Nonsense

WARNING: The Squawkers RPG contains immature, loony-themed content, themes, and imagery that some people may find disturbing.

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Introduction to Mayhem

This is a ripoff of another not-so-sweet Pokémon RPG that we're not going to talk about because Squawkers RPG is much, much more superior. Things were too scary in that inferior RPG and there were too many parental complaints about it (not really, I'm making this up), so the gracious PXR staff has replaced it with this nicer, somewhat more family friendly version!

If you're new and never decided to plunge so deep into insanity before, the Squawkers RPG is a funny, loony, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon-setting/styled mystery game of candy, cuteness, and pink explosions! You become a Pokémon and need to figure out who the "Squawkers" are by chatting with Pokémon, scavenging around, solving silly puzzles, and getting to the bottom of the nonsense! You'll need teamwork and other people to go insane with you, so join in and help the crew out and demand payment for it later!

Storytime!
(Note: For all you Stalkers RPG fans, this is not canon to the Stalkers storyline. SOOO not canon.)

Nothing gets a legendary's jollies on like transforming a human into a Pokémon and sending that person to a Pokémon world so they can blunder around in a new body. The sudden amnesia is always amusing too. Seriously, watching a Pikachu look at his own tail with such a face of shock never gets old! Anyway, they used to call these silly humans "Emissaries" but the name got boring, so they call them Peeps now, after those silly yellow marshmallow chicks you get to eat for Easter! Well, in the past, these Emissaries/Peeps were able to stop a lot of bad, world-ending stuff despite how they made regular Pokémon suddenly believe in "fairytale humans" like we could suddenly find a mermaid on the beach that magically transmutes sand into snowcones and has her own Minecraft server and Destiny 2 account.

Aryia, Valdyne, and Barendal had some Stalkers get involved, something-something Abyss showed up, Utopia and Abyss fight for souls in the shadows, nothing important, we don't really care about that.

In the tourist-trap city of Booplesnoot in the Pokémon World of Sugara, a new threat of chaos is surfacing! One that's even more concerning than silly Stalkers! It's the Squawkers! Deceiver Pokémon that destroy and recreate worlds with deceptive candy, snacks, desserts, and crippling cuteness! Where did they come from and who are they? You need to find that out before it's too late and they terraform the universe into something fresh out of Candyland and there will be no end to obscene, crippling cuteness!

Squawkers used to be normal Pokémon, but they've been taken over and mind-controlled by sugary sprits of mischief and chaos called Impulsers! If you've ever grabbed a candy bar because you were just waiting on checkout and got bored and hungry, they were the ones that told you to do that! They're the ones that made you pay for a microtransaction for virtual goods in an MMORPG because you wanted your character to have a pirate hat and attack monsters with a candy cane while wearing a sparkling pink tutu! DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS!?

Well, those Impulsers decided that wasn't enough! They wanted to take things one step further and hatch their new plan of using SQUAWKERS like their personal puppets! You must join your fellow Peeps and find out who these Squawkers are hidden among all the other civilians and intercept their plans! Preferably before they make you bury your cute face into a cupcake!

Joining the Madness!

Are you SURE!? Of course you're sure!

You are all PEEPs and you're all on the same team working together. Help each other, but feel free to laugh at each other, too. Just not too much. You all will either win together, or you'll suffer the terrible wrath of the Squawkers and you'll lose together. It will be humiliating. I will end up having to change everyone's avatars and banners. Maybe even give some people silly names. You don't actually want this. Or maybe you do. Or... well, at least try to win, please!

When you sign up, you'll just need to fill in a few of these! It’s easy, I promise!

Pokémon: You can pick ANY Pokémon you want! Even legendaries! Even Ultra Beasts! Even Mega Evolutions! Oh my gosh, how many games let you do that!? Just one of the many reasons why Squawkers RPG is da bestest RPG evar!
Classy: Choose from the lovely Super Slappy Happy Classy, the amazing Humiliation Commando Classy, or the adorable Guardian Snow Angel Classy! More details on these fun bits in Battling Fighting and Mayhem Oh My!
Starting Style: If you're part of either the Super Slappy Happy Classy or the Humiliation Commando Classy: pick Crusher Crazy, Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl, or Trigger Happy! If you're going with Guardian Snow Angel, pick Game of Scones, Puns of Anarchy, Ecstatic About Static, or Hack the Type Chart! Just note that you can change your Style at any time, so if you aren't sure, pick whatever and change later! Details for these are in Battling Fighting and Mayhem Oh My!
First Epic Groovy Ability: This includes Amigo Mode, Reincarnate, and Stealth Mode! Details on these are in the Groovy Abilities! section!
Perky Stuff: Choose from Death Metal, Memes, Hardcore Parkour, Browser History Hacking, Hollywood Shenanigans, and Killjoy Master! More details on these in the Perky Stuff! section!

The size of your Pokémon also affects a few things! Here's how it's designated!

S (Small) = 2' and under
M (Medium) = 2'1" to 4'11"
L (Large) = 5' and over

Check it all out in the actual sign up thread RIGHT HERE!

Objectives and To-Dos!

In a silly nutshell, you want to kick all the Squawkers in the butt before they wipe out and ruin the days of too many civilians of Booplesnoot. As the story goes, there's quite a few civilians that have been wiped out already! Silly stuff like being transformed into Play-Doh or a Pop Tart! That needs to stop! You can help!

How to win

There's actually several different ways to win and there's more than one way to reveal a Squawker! But none of them are easy! There's some luck, strategy, and planning to it!

METHOD 1: WHACK OUT OR EPICALLY HUMILIATE THE SQUAWKERS - Whacking Out (replaces the Assassinate action, which no one ever used anyway!) means going full on Super Slappy Happy on a potential Squawker in physical, zany combat. If you're right, the Squawker will be gone! If you're not, well, you just went Super Slappy Happy on a perfectly innocent civilian! That's not a good thing! The alternative is to inflict Epic Humiliation on a Squawker instead by destroying their pride and fame, which some Squawkers are more susceptible to than Super Slappy Happy whacking! So now there’s two ways to battle!

METHOD 2: SECRET MISSION OF TACTICAL MAGIC AND MAYHEM - While you can go after the Squawkers straight on, there's alternative paths and many hidden Easter Eggs that will greatly help you in that objective! But I'm not spoiling anything! You can't bribe me with those, I have plenty of that already!

Losing
Surprise! There's ways you can lose to the Squawkers also! And if this happens, the wrath of the Impulsers will be far too much to handle! And swallow! Yikes!

HAPPY APOCALPYTIC CANDY EVENT 1: SQUAWKERS WIPE OUT TOO MANY CIVILIANS! The Squawkers keep doing dastardly deeds to the civilian Pokémon of Booplesnoot! Like turning them into cinnamon buns and pretty pink bows with bouncy frills and little white polka-dots! If they do it too much, there's no hope of resistance for the world and everything will be forever sugar-coated! Like you, Mister Frosted Flakes!

KAWAII ARMAGEDDON EVENT 2: SQUAWKERS GET TOO ENTERTAINED FROM THE CHAOS! Squawkers ADORE watching their antics cause chaos and insanity and you being a victim over and over again only contributes to their entertainment! They're even trying to turn this into a television comedy sitcom for all their friends to enjoy! That's bad! It even has canned laughter! Don't worry, it's okay to let this happen a few times, but not too many times! If they get too happy and their Entertainment Level maxes out, it'll be the end for us all! But hey, maybe there's a way to bring that Entertainment Level down!

HORRIBLE BAD TASTE NO NO NO EVENT 3: FORCING US ALL TO DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING TEETH And lie twitching in bed with tongue paralysis and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee brain damage... I'm just kidding, this isn't a real event.

Ending variances

Based on how much anarchy you cause, how much trouble you get into, how many birthday cakes you smash, how much popcorn you scatter all over the movie theater floor, and how many aluminum cans you crush against your forehead, the ending may be altered! Choose wisely! Or choose anarchy! It all depends on what kind of crispy-sugar-goodness ending you want!

How to Play this Insanity

You first need to identify who the Squawkers are, and to do that, you need to scavenge around, Get Chatty with some Pokémon, use some items, do a little dance, solve some puzzles, and go on that humiliating game show where you dress up in a caterpillar costume, get yourself dipped in chocolate sauce, and then emerge as an extravagant perky caramel butterfly with an affinity for smashing calculators with hacky sacks. It also helps if you're keeping a watch on your teammates and making sure they behave themselves and keep their hands/paws/claws/tentacles to themselves at all times! And no name-calling!

DAY AND NIGHT CYCLES

The flow of this nonsense game is divided into Wakey Wakey Time (Day) and Snooze it Out (Night) Cycles. And certain events and stuff happen during each Cycle. You get to do something really super cool during each Cycle, called your Action! Also, you only have a limited time to submit your Action and what you wanna do, so don't take too long to decide! Otherwise you just get skipped! I'll do the narration post for each Action made by the players first come first serve, like you're forming a line and I'm serving ice cream! NO CUTTING!

Before or after you make your groovy Action, you can still chat things out with your teammates to see what kinds of cool kid things they're doing and if you can team up and do a tango dance and both get burgers and fries together. But yeah, this will help you get more stuff done if you work together and decide how you want to do things!

At the end of every night...

Some crazy things happen! After everyone's Night cycle actions have been addressed, SURPRISES!

  • The Squawkers will target a civilian! This is randomized and you don't know who is going to be the culprit and who is going to be the victim! While Squawkers don't target each other, everyone else is fair game! Including Pokémon that have Noble Quests and other important NPCs that won't do you any good as a cupcake or a cinnamon bun! But as you eliminate Squawkers, if the randomizer lands on a Squawker that's been pulverized by you heroic adventurers, the night will pass on peacefully with no victims! It's your incentive to hurry!
  • A piece of Booplesnoot gets transformed into candy. Already a big chunk of Booplesnoot is becoming like CandyLand, but it's not stopping! More buildings and areas are getting transformed as the wave spreads down from the northeast to the southwest, and this causes those buildings to inflict Belly and Cuteness damage, and this may also ruin some of the goodies inside like money to find and equipment items that could have been helpful to you! Important key items are never destroyed this way, so no worries there!
  • Everyone's Belly stat goes down by 2. At the end of every night, your Belly stat will naturally go down by 2 points as you burn calories just doing normal stuff. Just note your Belly stat won't go below zero! Overwhelming Cuteness, however... seems to stick around regardless!


WEATHER

Sometimes the weather changes how things are playing out and yes, the Squawkers have even been screwing this up sometimes because of what they do! When the Cycle changes from Day to Night and so on, the weather is subject to change as well, and it can do various things that make things easier or harder for the Peeps!

Here’s a list of all the possible weather conditions you may face! Note that “venturing out of the Peep Base” means doing anything besides Fitness Workout!, Reincarnate on yourself or another Peep, using the Hardcore Parkour Perky on yourself or a teammate Peep, using the Killjoy Perky on a trapped Item in the Team Item Pile, or using one item/perk on another item that's already in the Team Pile. Note that these weather effects are not traps and the Killjoy Perky will not protect you if you venture out! They work more like Super Happy Areas (@@ Markings)!

  • Perfectly Normal Day! (35% Chance) No changes! Perfectly clear skies and plenty of fresh air!
  • Chocolate Rain! (15% Chance) It’s raining delicious chocolate today and your character can’t help themselves from licking it with it being everywhere all over their faces (even with Killjoy Perky) Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause a Belly increase of +1!
  • Pink Glitter Snow! (15% Chance) It’s snowing glittery pink fluffy stuff and it clings to you wherever you go! Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause an Overwhelming Cuteness increase of +1!
  • Speedy Windy Day of Caffeine! (10% Chance) You’re feeling in a rush to get everything done! You can take two Actions today! Stealth Mode still takes two Cycles, but you can get something else done as your second Action!
  • Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts! (10% Chance) Doughnuts of all varieties and special superpowers rain from the sky! Venturing out of the Peep Base will cause a +4 to Belly, but it will be as if you have all the Epic Groovy Abilities and all Perkys at your disposal if you do! It might be worth it to take advantage of it!
  • Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday! (10% Chance) Everything is so cute, pink, and happy while the sun is shining and smiling and the whole world feels like a cheery musical! No one is in a bad mood! Get Chatty Interviews will always be Very Positive as if all civilians are in Compliant State, but you’re going to take +4 to Overwhelming Cuteness if you venture outside of the Peep Base!
  • Apocalyptic Superstorm of Gooey Chocolate Cheesecakes and Dazzling Rainbows! (5% Chance) It’s a savage +6 to Belly and +6 to Overwhelming Cuteness if you venture out! Might be better to just hunker down and spend the day doing a Fitness Workout! unless you really, really need to head out there!


What is the Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness?

The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness is where all the game stuff will be happening. Here's what it will look like so you know all the cool ins and outs of the game!

PEEPS
The Peeps area is a list of all the players that are in the game. They're your friends! Or at least I hope so! This will list all their stats, what Groovy Abilities they have, what Perky Stuff they have, what their Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness levels are, and funky junk like that!

Mercs are also included in this list and function as if they were players with their own PXR accounts! These are NPC allies that can either be hired or join as a Noble Quest reward! The only catch is if a Merc explodes, they’re gone for good! Depending on personality, Mercs will do specific things like go on Scavenger Hunts on random, unexplored locations or interview random Pokémon that haven’t been interviewed yet. They’re not as useful as normal players, but every little bit helps!

It's all displayed in this format for each Peep and Merc!:

Neo the Amazing Emolga of Divine Perfection (S: Flying/Electric)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Joy Bracelet% (+2 to Max Overwhelming Cuteness)
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/14 (12+2)
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate| Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

No worries about these silly details for now! I'll chat about them all in good time! Just get a kick out of this cool format for now and you'll be happy and fine! :D

RAIN ON YOUR PARADE TRACKER

The Rain on Your Parade Tracker counts down two different things:

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event #1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians
Kawaii Armageddon Event #2: Squawkers Get Too Entertained From the Chaos

You really don't want these to fill up. It's like finding someone else's teeth in your taco and then realizing you were right when you felt it didn't taste like beef. Well, it would be a Game Over.

With "Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event #1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians," there will be a "X/20" tally, where "X" is the current total of civilians the Squawkers have done something absolutely terrible to but in a way, kind of funny also. Like turn them into pancake stacks, fuzzy pink bunny slippers, and nonsense like that. Don't laugh. Try not to laugh because OH COME ON, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!? That's exactly why this is a problem!

With "Kawaii Armageddon Event #2: Squawkers Get Too Entertained From the Chaos " there will be a "X%/100%", Entertainment Level where "X" resembles how much the Impulsers have gotten a complete laugh out loud enjoyment out of you and your Peep friends blowing up and other madness! Yes, they're trying to make a comedy sitcom out of this and they have hidden recording devices everywhere like it’s the Truman Show! These explosions happen because of too many Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness increases! Resist!

Each time a Peep gets blown up this way, the Entertainment Level goes up by 3%. So you and your Peep friends can actually get blown up quite a bit before there’s a real issue! Meanwhile, it goes up by 10% if you clobber an innocent civilian! But if that Entertainment Level hits 100%, the Impulsers will have created the most hilarious comedy sitcom of all time and there will never be an end to it when they convince all their friends to fund and sponsor further nonsense like this until the end of time! Thankfully there are some hidden ways to reduce Entertainment Level and prevent it from increasing, but don’t get careless!

SQUAWKERS PULVERIZED

This will show you how many Squawkers you and your Peep friends have put out to pastures and sent home crying! In the beginning, you won't know how many Squawkers you're up against and what their names are, but later you'll figure more details out as you do more scavenging around and chatting about. Find out who they are, how best to beat them, and get the crew together to pulverize them!

MONEY AND TEAM ITEM PILE

The official currency of Sugara is called Snax and the town of Booplesnoot uses it too! And you can get Snax by finding it, getting it as rewards for Noble Quests, and other means! It’s shared by the party and can be used to buy stuff, bribe civilians, hire them, catering for your birthday party, and many other fun means! It’s treated as an Item, so don’t be surprised if you see $[Magic 8 Ball] 400 Snax$. $$ markings mean it’s an item for sale!

As for the Team Item Pile, everyone gets to share all these toys, so any stuff you find will be added to the pile for anyone else to use. Don't worry, there's nothing like "Best Ice Cream Cone in the World" that you'll find that some other skunk will eat and never share with you.

Items can also be added to the Pile by completing puzzles, chatting with Pokémon, doing a handstand, singing a song, spinning around, and wearing a silly costume.

BOOPLESNOOT INVESTIGATION STATUS

Here, you’ll see a pretty overhead map of what Booplesnoot looks like, followed by a wonderful list of all the city locations! As they’re searched, you’ll see what was found there and a link will be provided for easy cheesy reference!

BOOPLESNOOT CIVILIAN REPORTS

This will be a directory of all the potential suspects in Booplesnoot. Any one of these could be a potential Squawker! Just note that you may encounter Pokémon that aren't on this list while exploring the Booplesnoot, but it’s safe to exclude them as potential Squawkers! All of these civilians will start with only having "<UNQUESTIONED>" by their name. By using Get Chatty, Stealth Mode, and Browser History Hacking on them, you'll uncover more details about them, such as if they have a Perky that the team can employ or if they generously handed an item to the team! Links to Get Chattys and Stealth Mode Investigations will be added once these actions occur.

NOBLE QUESTS!

Some of the folks on the Suspect List will have jobs and quests for the Peeps, which will be marked with a brilliant green exclamation mark "! by the Pokémon's name, such as this example:

"!16. Taserface the Togedemaru"

To learn about the nifty job that Pokémon has for you, you must state "Get Chatty (Noble Quest) 16. Taserface the Togedemaru." Once you do this, the Noble Quest title and reference link will be posted conveniently by the Pokémon's name, like this lovely example:

"! OUT OF MILK AGAIN! (Noble Quest Details) - 16. Taserface the Togedemaru"

You can also get these details by using the Stealth Mode ability or the Browser History Hacking Perk! It's great if you're introverted and don't feel like talking to anyone! It's up to you if you want to do the Noble Quests! They're totally optional, but doing them will give you some sweet rewards and a happier ending!

On the bottom of the Suspect List is the list of active and completed Noble Quests!

Puzzles For Fun!

Yes, this has puzzles too! Like word searches, crosswords, and that kind of nonsense! Completing these usually gives you good things like items to progress your adventure and find who the Squawkers are!

When a puzzle is found, anyone on the team can complete it and it doesn’t take an action to submit it! You can choose to have everyone pitch it or just assign one lucky guy or gal to take care of it! You can post it in the Team Discussion thread (mention me so I can check it out) or you can PM it to me! If you completed the puzzle successfully like the champ I know you are, a notice about the successful completion will be announced in the Team Discussion thread and the new key item will be added to the Team Inventory! You can then take a bow and demand roses be thrown at you!



Groovy Abilities!
These actions can be performed by any player Peep!

SCAVENGER HUNT! (ANY CYCLE)
Like just digging around for stuff? This will allow you to search through any location in Booplesnoot to locate items, locked doors/containers, and any interesting things of interest! Because of your special Peep power, you will be able to distinguish most important items from all the useless junk. Meanwhile, your Peep powers allow you to search any location from the shadows, undetected by any Pokémon around you as they go about their daily lives! It’s like having a Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak!

While using the Scavenger Hunt! Groovy Ability, if you happen to come across a situation where a Perky, Pokémon attack, and/or Pokémon size condition (more on these later) is needed and your character already has the necessary means to fulfill those conditions, they will be automatically be taken care of! Such as if your character knows the Memes Perk and while searching you come across a container that requires the Memes Perky, you will automatically use the Memes Perky on it.

How to use:
When using the Scavenger Hunt! action, simply state what location you are searching, such posting "Scavenger Hunt! (32) The Pancake Teepee" or "Scavenger Hunt! (12b) Whoopie Pie Factory Floors 4-6."

GET CHATTY! (ANY CYCLE)
This action allows you to talk to one of the lovely NPCs regarding anything suspicious or loony they've seen with regards to the Squawkers! Thanks to the Peep Power you have, the interviewee will believe you really are a Pokémon even though you haven’t been one for that long and you’re still trying to get used to having a tail coming out from above your butt! Just note that Get Chatty responses depend on the interviewee’s personality and what kind of Pokémon you are.

Some civilian folks are active during the Day Cycle and others during the Night Cycle. A [D] next to their name means they like being up during Day Cycles and [N] means they’re night owls. A “[D/N]” means they’re active during both! Just note that if you Get Chatty with a Pokémon during the Cycle they’re not active on, you’ll wake them up and your rapport with them will take a bump down!

There are three types of Get Chatty Interviews. The first is a Regular Get Chatty that helps the Peeps get more info. These Get Chatty Interviews are subject to a Rapport check, which is based on the type chart and evolution stage. Shared types generate positive reactions, not very effective relations generate a more modest reaction to the NPC, super effective relations generate a more intimidating reaction to the NPC, and having an evolution stage that's closer to the stage of the interviewee creates a more positive reaction, while having very different evolution stages generations a more negative reaction. Being the same species as part of the same evolution line (like a Raichu talking to a Pichu) automatically creates a very positive reaction. It’s better when you feel like family!

The second type of Get Chatty Interview is a Noble Quest Interview to get details about a Noble Quest the Pokémon has for you! If a Pokémon has a Noble Quest that they want the players to help with, there will be a green exclamation mark "! by their name. This is the only time you can use this type of Get Chatty. Otherwise, it will be treated as a Regular Get Chatty Interview.

And lastly, the third type of Get Chatty interview is a Get Chatty Learn Interview that can be used to Get Chatty with a known Epic Groovy Ability Teacher to acquire a second Groovy Ability! Just note that once you learn a second Epic Groovy Ability, it can’t be forgotten or changed for something else! Also, note that you can only have two Epic Groovy Abilities, so once you have picked one to learn, you’re stuck with those for the rest of the game!

How to use:
When using the Get Chatty Groovy Ability, simply state what Pokémon from the civilian list you are interviewing and what type of Get Chatty Interview you're going for, such as posting "Get Chatty (Regular) #27, Spudcake the Bulbasaur" or "Get Chatty (Noble Quest) #49, Cheekypoo the Pikachu." During Regular Get Chattys, you are also allowed to take the interview a few questions further, such as "Get Chatty (Regular) #27, Spudcake the Bulbasuar about (35) The Fancy-Pants Restaurant and #49 Cheekypoo the Pikachu." A few additions are okay, but don't make too many additional requests!

USE A THINGY! (ANY CYCLE)
This action allows you to use any item(s) in the Team Item Pile and/or Perkys on an object or Pokémon of interest that was found earlier! This includes using keys on locked doors or certain Perkys on things they can be applied to (more on Perkys later).

How to use:
When using this Groovy Ability, simply state something like "Use [Sugarplum Key] on {Locked Frilly Fairy Door: Sugarplum Emblem} at (32) The International House of Texas Hold-Em Poker Auditions." This is considered the use of the item "[Sugarplum Key]" on the locked door "{Locked Frilly Fairy Door}" at the International House of Texas-Em Poker Auditions location. If the item fits and belongs there, chances are good you'll come across something helpful that adds to the team's progress! If not, you’ll just get a “nope” message from me and you’ll just feel silly instead!

The use of a Perky can be done by stating something like "Use Death Metal Perky on {Cotton Candy Machine: <Death Metal>} at (32) The International House of Texas Hold-Em Poker Auditions" or "Use Hardcore Parkour Perky on {Chubcheeks the Flabby Marill: <Hardcore Parkour>} at (26) The Upchuck Family All You Can Eat Buffet Restaurant." What's within the <> brackets will signal an instance where a Perky can be used!

LET'S GO SHOPPING! (DAY CYCLE)
Feel like SPENDING SNAX for goodies and stuff!? Well you totally can with this option! Once you have identified stuff and goods for sale (marked with $$), you can use this Groovy Ability to buy them! You can spend as much as you want to buy as much as you want in this one turn (provided the team has enough dough for that transaction!), but you can only do it at one location. Many locations will have multiple things for sale and you can shop 'till you drop all at that location!

How to use:
You just need to say something like "Use 250 Snax to buy $%Disco Shades% (+3 Max Overwhelming Cuteness): 250 Snax$ at (5b) The Funny Honey Shopping Mall: Wigwhamz!" If buying multiple items, you can go with something like "Spending 1000 Snax total to buy $%Disco Shades% (+3 Max Overwhelming Cuteness): 250 Snax$ and the $[Statuette of the Legendary Cheese Wheel]: 750 Snax$ at (5b) The Funny Honey Shopping Mall: Wigwhamz!" Isn't shopping fun?

FITNESS WORKOUT! (ANY CYCLE)
This Groovy Ability allows you to get your epic-level cardio and weight-lifting game on to calorie burn and buff up! If your Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness stats have gotten a bit high, you can use this to reduce them by 2 points apiece each time you use it! Just note that you can’t go under 0!

Remember, kids, exercising is good for your health!

How to use:
Simply state "I'm using Fitness Workout!" Your Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness stats will be dropped by 2 points apiece!

FIGHT IT OUT! (ANY CYCLE)
This Groovy Ability allows you to start a fight with another enemy character and start an ATTACK! This is a great way to pummel Squawkers or any other shady characters that deserve a good slamming!

When you start an ATTACK, other players may join in to be a part of that Attack Party. These Attack Battles are resolved at the END of the Cycle so whoever wants to get in on it has a chance to join in! It's best to gather up a party and plan who will be joining you for your attack before doing this! Tip, it's best to have the party focus on an Attack for EITHER the target's Hit Points (HiP) OR Humiliation Points (HuP)!

More details on fights n' battles are in Battling Fighting and Mayhem Oh My!

How to use:
Simply state "I'm using Fight It Out on #14 Spanky Slapz the Patrat." If you want to join someone else's Attack, say "I'm going to join Patchy the Pachirisu (your Peep teammate) for his attack on #14 Spanky Slapz the Patrat! (the enemy NPC)"

Epic Groovy Abilities!

These are special Groovy Abilities that not every character has! You need to work with your Peep teammates to diversify and make the best use of these!

AMIGO MODE (ANY CYCLE, DIFFERS FOR DAY AND NIGHT)
This Epic Groovy Ability works in two ways depending on which cycle you use it for!

Escort Mode - During the Day Cycle:
This will allow you to talk an NPC Pokémon into using a Perky they have at a certain location or a Pokémon Attack. However, in order to do this, someone on the team would have had to either obtain a Rapport with them that is above neutral or someone with the Browser History Hacking Perky put that NPC into Compliant state. Also, you would have to know that NPC has the Perky available. This can also be used to make use of the NPC’s size, also!

This is useful for the fact that if they have a Perk or Pokémon Attack type that you do not, you'll be able to use their know-how to aid in the completion of your objectives!

How to use:
Simply state "Amigo Mode Escort #12, Fluffybuttz the Buneary. Use his Death Metal Perky on {Bean Bag Chair: <Death Metal>} at (32) The Cookie Hat Bowling Alley." This will persuade NPC Fluffybuttz the Buneary to use his Death Metal Perky on the door. As another example, "Amigo Mode Escort #12 Fluffybuttz the Buneary. Use Slam on {Expensive China: +Normal Type+} at (32) The Cookie Hat Bowling Alley."

Protect Mode - During the Night Cycle:
There are several NPC Pokémon that have pretty important skills and storyline value that you may want to keep safe and happy from the wrath of the Squawkers! Using this action allows you to protect them and keep them safe during the time when the Squawkers strike. However, this will only be effective during the Night Cycle it's used for! You’ll need to use it again the following night if you want to keep that NPC safe, happy, and cheerful! Otherwise you’re leaving it up to the dice!

How to use:
Simply state "Protect #12, Fluffybuttz the Buneary." This makes it impossible for the Squawkers to do terrible and humiliating things to poor Fluffybuttz during this particular Night Cycle! However, if he becomes a target during any following Night Cycles and he isn't Protected then, he’s going to have a really bad day!

REINCARNATE
This is what needs to be used if you or one of your player friends went and EXPLODED because of the Squawkers! Yep, either you or they got too fat or got too cute and just blew up like a comical balloon! When this happens, they enter the DEAD state. Oh my gosh, yes, you and they can die in this RPG but not that other not-so-nice one! It's weird, I know. And I'm even writing these rules!

You can only use Reincarnate on a player that is in the "DEAD" state. This will return them to perfectly clean 0/X for Belly and 0/X for Overwhelming Cuteness stats! The catch is they will NOT be the same Pokémon as before! Sure, they'll have all their memories and stuff, but they'll be a totally new species of Pokémon!

Also, there's one big detail that needs to be mentioned.

YOU DO NOT CHOOSE THE POKÉMON THEY REINCARNATE INTO!!!

I DO! The Pokémon you become is entirely dependent on what I feel like turning you into. I may decide to turn you into something cute! Or maybe something badass! Or I may get lazy and just fire up the randomizer! Who knows!? I don't recommend getting yourself blown up just to find out!

How to use:
Once you or one of your silly friends blew up like a party cracker and laughably entered the "DEAD" state as a very embarrassed angel ghost, you can target them with the Reincarnate action. Simply just state something funny like "Reincarnate on my silly teammate Sappy the Pikachu because Sappy exploded from Overwhelming Cuteness and I hope this turns him into a ridiculous Sunflora" or something like that. If you have Reincarnate and you exploded, you can use it on yourself and look slightly less ridiculous, but if you don't, you have to wait for some silly teammate to use it on you! How embarrassing!

STEALTH MODE (ANY CYCLE)
This Epic Groovy ability means you've mastered the ways of the elite ninjas and are using cloaking technology with your Cape of Shadows +3. This allows you to prowl around and target an NPC to get all the juicy details about them, such as where they live, where they work, if they turned in their homework yesterday, their personality traits, likes/dislikes, and loads of other fun details like if they have items, teach stuff, or have side missions to reveal! Because a ninja's work is never easy, this takes two Cycles, so if you start your Stealth Mode on a Day Cycle, it'll finish at the end of the next Night Cycle, and vice versa!

LUCKY STRIKE: This is what happens when you use Stealth Mode on an NPC and they're either the Squawker that attacks at the end of the Night Cycle or they're the victim that gets attacked! You'll be an eyewitness and will know for certain who the attacking Squawker is! This is a lovely thing and you should celebrate with confetti and kazoos!

How to use:
Just state something like "Stealth Mode #27, Cheeky Beaky the Chatot." You won't get all the juicy bits until AFTER the second Cycle has passed, but if you need to abort for whatever reason, just state a new action! You don't get the details if you do this, though. Otherwise everyone would do this every time!



Perky Stuff!

Perkys are cool extra fun things your characters can do to get the jump on the Squawkers! Not everything makes sense, but that's okay! Also, your character gets to choose one of these. Diversify with your friends so you have all the bases covered for whatever situation may arise!

DEATH METAL
Sometimes there's a barrier or obstacle that's so saturated with ultra-happy ridiculous nonsense. Overcome it with your bass guitar and RAVAGE THAT THING! Screaming in a voice that sounds like Cookie Monster on crack is also highly recommended.

How to use:
A great example of the Death Metal Perky in action is "{Sugary Rainbow Flower Pot: <Death Metal>}." Go all Cannibal Corpse on that thing and put "use Death Metal on "{Sugary Rainbow Flower Pot: <Death Metal<}!" Rock on!!! \nn/ >_< \nn/

MEMES
Socially Awkward Piplup, Success Elekid, and Insanity Lycanroc. You're a master with all of these and then some! And there will come a time when the power of memes will be needed in your epic adventure!

How to use:
You could use something like Memes on "{Calculus Final Exam: <Memes>}." That's right, it doesn't have to make sense, but memes will show you the way!

HARDCORE PARKOUR
Totally not ripped from Tosh.0. This is where go into crazy parkour mode, go jumping all around, and making it seem so cool that you get others to do it too! Burns lots of calories and is a blast! Get fit, get buffed, you can't get enough!

How to use:
While scrounging around, you might come across a Pokémon that has fallen for too many of the sweet and treats left behind by the Squawkers and is getting kind of flabby. You could find "{Chubby Generation 1 Pikachu: <Hardcore Parkour>}." This gives you the heads up that you can use Hardcore Parkour on them and they'll burn off those calories and turn a flab day into a fab day! Maybe they'll treat you to the next Avengers movie!

You can also use it on yourself or on teammates that have gotten heavily hit in the Belly and Cuteness levels and haven't been able to resist those sweets and treats of the Squawkers or got badly kawaii-slathered. Just put "use Hardcore Parkour on Freddy the Pikachu" if Freddy is one of your teammates and needs a physical fitness intervention. When Hardcore Parkour is used on yourself or on teammates, their Belly stat and their Overwhelming Cuteness stat will go down by five (5) points! Work it out and remember that exercise is good for your health!

BROWSER HISTORY HACKING
Sometimes you come across an NPC Pokémon that is a royal pain in the buttocks and doesn't like to cooperate during Get Chatty interviews and doesn't fork over their stuff. Put those chumps into Compliant state with Browser History Hacking, which gives you full access to their internet browsing history and out of horrible raw fear of you showing that to all their friends, family, and coworkers, they'll cooperate and all future Get Chatty interviews with them will actually be productive! They'll also fork over any items they have on them just to keep that knowledge under wraps! You'll also find out if they have any Noble Quests available.

How to use:
Simply select what NPC Pokémon from the list you want to put into Compliant State and say something like "Use Browser History Hacking Perk on #22 Foxy the Delphox." In this case, Foxy will become Compliant and will be a lot more helpful for interviews regardless of her shady personality traits.

HOLLYWOOD MOVIE SHENANIGANS
The Hollywood Shenanigans perk allows you to do nonsense that is usually only possible in cheesy Hollywood movies like shooting two dozen bullets from revolvers that only hold six! Or how about holding your breath underwater for over twenty minutes!? That's all you, baby!

How to use:
These kinds of shenanigans can some up from anywhere, but a good example would be something like "{Car ready to be hotwired: <Hollywood Shenanigans>} to hotwire that thing and get rolling!

KILLJOY MASTER
You're kind of that jerk Pokémon that knows how to take all the fun out of stuff. You're the kind that reads the "Nutrition Facts" labels and spoils the enjoyment out of eating cupcakes for everyone by mentioning how many carbs these things have! You're also not into cute things and know exactly how to cover the stuff up.

Picking Killjoy Master as your Perk boosts up your chances of avoiding tasty and cutesy booby traps by 50%. You can also disarm traps on items and locations that are marked with ## because you know how to remind people to look at those "Nutrition Facts" labels and "My Fitness Pal" stats just to see how many dang carbs and calories those monsters have! Note that this perk doesn't affect Super Happy areas (@@ indicators). Killjoy Master has other uses too, such as spoiling movie endings and ruining birthday parties!

How to use:
Killjoy Master is used both Passively and Actively. It works passively in the sense that if you happen to waltz into a trap but you're carrying the Killjoy Master Perky, you'll always carry that additional +50% chance to evade the trap and disarm it so no one else has to worry about it in the future because you ruined it ("I'm doing this for your own good!"). It can also be used actively in the sense that you could say "Use Killjoy Master on {Newly Released Movie: <Killjoy Master>} to spoiler the movie's ending for everyone! You can also use Killjoy Master on trapped items to disarm their effects. If your team picked up a #[Happy Rainbow Charm] Super Kawaii Presence - FIRE (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness#, you could use Killjoy Master on the item to remove the trap effect so the player who uses it next doesn't have to worry about going nuts over using that thing and getting hit with it yet another time!



Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness

The Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness stats that each player has determine how painfully away from normalcy you've become. And these can go up and down depending on things that happen over the course of the game.

Unlike some other not-so-nice games, you WANT these to be at zero and stay at zero!

BELLY

Belly represents how fat, flabby, and porky your character is. No, this isn't like Pokémon Mystery Dungeon where you're encouraged to stuff your character's face with as many Perfect Apples as you can! You do NOT want to do that here! It goes up when your character runs into delicious tasty treats left around randomly and as tantalizing traps by the Squawkers. It can be reduced by Fitness Workout! and by Hardcore Parkour! Get those abs in shape and work on your biceps and triceps! It can also be reduced by eating healthy things like salads and fruits and veggies! See, isn't this game great encouragement!?

Belly will be displayed by your character's name as #/#, where the first number is the current Belly value and the second number is the maximum Belly value.

Maximum Belly stats are as follows:

Small size (S): 0/8 (smaller Pokémon have smaller bellies)
Medium size (M): 0/10
Large size (L): 0/12 (larger Pokémon can gobble up more and are just fine)

If you go over your Belly's maximum limit...
You explode. Like Monty Python Mister Creosote. Oh sure, go on and YouTube that if you don't know what I'm talking about!

Obviously, you want to avoid this for a variety of colorful reasons, but if it happens, you enter the "DEAD" state, which means you'll have to resort to Reincarnation! You won't be able to do anything until another player uses the Reincarnate ability on you or your spirit uses it on yourself! You'll be free to learn from your mistakes, but of course you'll be an entirely different Pokémon this time. Don't let that happen again and remember your fitness workouts!

OVERWHELMING CUTENESS

Overwhelming Cuteness resembles how ABSOLUTELY CUTE, ADORABLE, AND KAWAAAIIIIIII *GLOMPS* you are! ^.^ <3 :3 SQUEEEEE!!!

The Squawkers love making everything uncontrollably adorable and that includes you! And your character can only handle so much of that fluffy stuff before they blow up in a magical explosion of puffy pink clouds, rainbows, and shiny stars! You don't want this. This is humiliating and your peers will laugh. Use Fitness Workout! and Hardcore Parkour to buff up a little more and shed off that cutesy-looking stuff! Working out is good for your health!

Maximum Overwhelming Cuteness stats are as follows:

Small size (S): 0/12 (smaller Pokémon can naturally contain and manage the cuteness factor)
Medium size (M): 0/10
Large size (L): 0/8 (larger Pokémon don't really do too much cute very well)

If you go over your Overwhelming Cuteness maximum limit...
You explode like a bowl of Lucky Charms just got blown up by a hand grenade of pixie dust and glitter! What did I say about not letting this happen!? Look at you! You let this happen!

You enter the "DEAD" state, you silly ghost! You're going to have to be Reincarnated again! And like the Belly mess, you can use it if you have the Reincarnate ability, or you're going to have to just wait for someone to use it on you. You'll become a totally new Pokémon. Hopefully something that resists the heavy cute factor a little better! REMEMBER YOUR WORKOUTS!

Battling Fighting and Mayhem Oh My!

There's a whole lot of rowdy fighting in this game! And it may not be with just the Squawkers either! Battles in Squawkers RPG are turn based, so all the Peeps get an attack, and then whoever they're fighting gets an attack, and then it’s back to the Peeps and so on and so forth until the battle finishes. Kind of like Chess with a lot more loonier things going on!

STAY CLASSY!

When you make your character, you choose to specialize in one of three amazing combat area types, called your Classy!

Super Slappy Happy - You're in Hulk Smash mode and you go for damaging the target's Health Points with weapons and mayhem pulled fresh out of hammerspace! Smash! SMASH! MOAR SMASH! You tend to like loud music and motorcycles. Action movies, explosions, and that kind of thing are your love and joy.

Humiliation Commando - Your sassy and cynical nature have you going after the target's Humiliation Points! Call them nasty names! Glue Froot Loops to their face! Slap on your jester’s cap and outfit and go really prank and mischief-happy on them like a faerie on adrenaline! You probably got detention a lot when you were younger!

Guardian Snow Angel - You're just not a fighter, but you can be there to help your teammates and protect them from harm! Like doing their calculus homework for them! You also happen to like ice cream, snow cones, and popsicles while wearing your favorite angel costume. Aww!

Once you choose your Classy, it sticks with you for the rest of the game. Once you picked one you like, you then choose your Style! Guardian Snow Angels have their own special Styles specific to them and they work a little differently.

STYLIN'!

During an attack, you have one of three Styles to choose from! For the Attack Classys (Super Slappy Happy and Humiliation Commando), you decide how much you want to base your attacks on luck! For those happy Guardian Snow Angels, your Styles depend on exactly how you want to protect your teammates from nasty things of ultimate bad!

Unlike your Classy which you can only choose once during your character sign up, you can change your Style at any time! Just mention it in the "I'm Changing My Style" thread so I can do the update!

SUPER SLAPPY HAPPY AND HUMILIATION COMMANDO STYLES

These three Styles are for characters that are going with the Super Slappy Happy Classy or the Humiliation Commando Classy.

Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH) - The Crusher Crazy is for those that just want to utterly slam and EXTERMINATE something really quick and fast! Depending on their Classy, these dudes and gals will do 6 damage (DMG) to the target's Hit Points (HiP) or Humiliation Points (HuP), but attacking like this only has a 50% Chance of Hit (CoH) each turn! It's like flipping a coin! Go on, call it! It’s risky but there’s a chance you can win big quickly if your attacks keep landing!

Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH) - For cowboys and cowgirls, this Style does a little bit less damage, but you have more certainty to your strikes! Yee-haw!

Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH) - You do so little damage, but you're keen and cool and you make sure they always hit! You'll never have to worry about whiffing even though most of your attacks are like love taps!

It all depends on if you want to be sure you're doing damage, or you feel lucky and want to try taking down a target faster! You can also get a mix of people together with different Styles if you think that might work better!

GUARDIAN SNOW ANGEL STYLES

Aww, you went for the Guardian Snow Angel Classy! That's adorable! Look at you with your fluffy angel wings, halo, and your delicious snow cone!

Guardian Snow Angels do not attack at all. They're too angelic! You also don't want to be attacking alone if you're a Guardian Snow Angel because no damage will be done to the enemy! You're much better to have along for a bigger party of Peeps that are Attack Classys. You can be there to protect them, reduce the damage they take, or make sure they don't get into trouble! Their Styles work a lot like buffs, which add bonuses and protections to the other Peeps in the Attack Party, but you're still in the Attack Party during the Battle and you'll still be at risk of taking damage with them! Note that there can only be up to TWO Guardian Snow Angel Classy Peeps per Attack Party.

What's also nice is Guardian Snow Angel Styles apply outside of battle as well! So for example, if you run into a trap that does Belly increases but your character has the Game of Scones Style active (which reduces Belly damage), you'll benefit from that protection!

Anyway, here are the Styles for Guardian Snow Angels!

Game of Scones (Belly Damage -3 on each Enemy Attack) - This devious and intriguing "remember your diet" aura makes sure you and your friends will suffer less increases to your Belly by reducing the enemy's attack effect on your Belly by 3 each time they strike! So an enemy attack that does +4 to Belly if it hits will do only +1! This also works on Belly-increases from traps and Super Happy Areas!

The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack) - You and your party are just badass and you came with extra biker gang jackets, jeans, bandanas, and aviator shades for everyone. You and your party suffer less increases to your Overwhelming Cuteness by reducing the enemy's attack effect on your Overwhelming Cuteness by 3 each time they strike! So an enemy attack that does +4 to Overwhelming Cuteness if it hits will do only +1! This also works on Overwhelming Cuteness-increases from traps and Super Happy Areas!

Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2) - Your Guardian Snow Angel aura has temporarily hacked the television entertainment network of the Squawkers and as a result, you and your party could COMPLETELY BOMB the attack and wipe out with everyone exploding, but if you have this on, there won't be any additions to the Squawkers Entertainment Level! They didn't see anything! Of course, everyone in the Attack Party still dies and needs to be Reincarnated, but that's the worst that happens! This also works outside of battle and if you unfortunately explode because of traps or what have you, well, at least no one saw it and the Squawker Entertainment Level doesn't go up!

Hack The Type Chart (Party no longer takes "Super Effective" damage and their "Not Very Effective/No Effect" attacks count for normal damage) - Have a bunch of jazzy Electric types taking on a Ground type and you're concerned about that annoying Type Chart? Use this Style to ignore it so you can get more of these fun Peeps in on the battle without risking them exploding! Meanwhile, your party will still have the benefit of resisting damage by "Not very effective/No Effect" attacks and they'll still benefit if their attacks are "Super Effective" against the enemy! This also applies to traps and such, so if you happen to be a Water type Pokémon and you step into a nasty trap that's ELECTRIC-based, you don't take that double "super effective" damage!

HOW A BATTLE WORKS!

While you can select your Classy when you create your character and your Style (which is changeable at any time prior to the Attack), the actual battle is fully automated and will run from start to finish by me, and it keeps going until one side is fully wiped out and sent home crying! So when I post the results and all the juicy details of what went down, you'll either find out you accomplished epic and triumphant victory over your enemy or you and your entire Attack Party exploded!

Attackable targets like Squawkers or Noble Quest enemies have preset attacks and these attacks will either jack up your Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness stats if they hit you! They each have their own special attacks, each with different damage values, % chance of hit, and potential targets. Some attacks might do more increases to Belly or to Overwhelming Cuteness, and them some do both! Some might hit one Peep, multiple Peeps, while others go after the whole Party!

If you attack a completely innocent civilian, well, you win the battle by default, but the Entertainment Level of the Squawkers goes up by 10% and your future Rapport with them will always be very bad! Unless you use Browser History Hacking on them, of course! Wow, and you thought you were the good guys, huh? Well, as additional punishment, anyone who was involved in the attack will have to lose their next turn apologizing profusely to that poor, poor innocent Pokémon you clobbered mercilessly!

During an Attack, you will attack with your Pokémon’s strongest type, such as if you’re a Flying/Electric type and you’re taking on a Grass type, your attacks will be doing double damage because of the Flying type attacks. And yes, these attacks are not based off of standard Pokémon moves. They’re completely made-up nonsense that just bear the same typings as such.

A SAMPLE BATTLE!

Let's pretend we have an attack party of five Peeps going after a Squawker! Here are our heroes! They're going for the Whack-out strategy because what's more fun than slapping someone around!?

Actual battles will have a lot more colorful narrative! This is just to show how the core components work around!

Larry the Vaporeon (M: Water)
Classy: Super Slappy Happy
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate| Perky Stuff!: Memes

Curly the Jolteon (M: Electric)
Classy: Super Slappy Happy
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode| Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

Moe the Flareon (M: Fire)
Classy: Super Slappy Happy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode| Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

Ted the Eevee (S: Electric)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Game of Scones (Belly Damage -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode| Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

And here is the Squawker they're attacking!

Flabbo the Lickilicky (Normal)

You don't get to see the stats of the Squawker you're attacking!

ROUND 1:

PEEPS:
- Larry the Vaporeon attacks Flabbo with the Giant Hacksaw of Doom (6 DMG, 50% CoH): Roll was 49. Misses!
- Curly the Jolteon attacks Flabbo with Louisville Slugger Baseball Bat (4 DMG, 75% CoH): Roll was 69. Hits for 4 damage!
- Moe the Flareon attacks Flabbo with Wacky Fly Swatter (2 DMG, 100%): Hits for 2 damage!

SQUAWKER:
Flabbo attacks the Peeps with Delicious Happy Cakes (+6 to Belly, 80% CoH)

- Attack on Larry: Roll was 89. Hits for +6 to Belly, but Ted the Eevee's Game of Scones Style reduced the effect to +3 to Belly!
- Attack on Curly: Roll was 60. Hits for +6 to Belly, but Ted the Eevee's Game of Scones Style reduced the effect to +3 to Belly!
- Attack on Moe: Roll was 89. Hits for +6 to Belly, but Ted the Eevee's Game of Scones Style reduced the effect to +3 to Belly!
- Attack on Ted: Roll was 82. Hits for +6 to Belly, but Ted the Eevee's Game of Scones Style reduced the effect to +3 to Belly!

ROUND 2:

PEEPS:
- Larry the Vaporeon attacks Flabbo with Texas Chainsaw Massacre Chainsaw! (6 DMG, 50% CoH): Roll was 27. Misses!
- Curly the Jolteon attacks Flabbo with the Poundface Sledgehammer (4 DMG, 75% CoH): Roll was 62. Hits for 4 damage!
- Moe the Flareon attacks Flabbo with Slappy Hands! (2 DMG, 100%): Hits for 2 damage!

SQUAWKER:
Flabbo attacks 1 random Peep with Giga Giant Whoopie Pie! (+11 to Belly, 70% CoH)
Random Targeting Roll: #1 for Larry, #2 for Curly, #3 for Moe, #4 for Ted: Roll was 1. Larry is the Target!
Chance of Hit Roll: 4. Misses!

So this is how a typical battle would play out! It will keep going until one side is completely wiped out!



Game Component Markings

The Squawkers RPG is all about those fun, interactive components, and here's how you identify them, cowboy/cowgirl!

[] Brackets : This signify an Item such as a [Purple Tuxedo] or [Your Grandma's Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe]. When items like these are found, they're usually immediately added to the Team Item Pile and can then be used by other players.

Items can have things done to them for additional fun effects! Such as [Crazy Fireworks: +Fire Type+] or [Funky Apparatus: Missing Switchy Thingy]. If there's a colon in the name with something after it, there's more hidden fun to discover!

Consumable Items that have immediate effects have an extra ~ mark, like ~[Frosted Funky Flakes (+1 Belly)]~ that are usually items you can eat, use, apply, and stuff like that for all kinds of interesting effects! Using these does NOT use up your action, so you can eat those Frosted Funky Flakes AND do your main action in addition to that!

Some consumable items may look useless with effects that only do damage to your Belly, but some of them may have other uses! Who knows, maybe you can use ~[Jar of Funny Honey - BUG (+1 Belly)]~ as glue like a regular item would!? You never know!

<> Brackets : These signify when a Perky can be used, such as <Death Metal> or <Memes>! You must have the corresponding Perky to activate these when they occur, or you'll just look silly!

== Marks : This signifies detailed clues, puzzles, or visual image fun stuff links that usually include important details! From my Photoshop CS6 to you!

$$ Marks : This signifies an item, Merc, or object that’s for sale that you can buy with Snax! You might find things for sale when Scavenger Hunting at a store or by a Get Chatty Interview! These will appear as things like $[Magic Eight Ball] 400 Snax]$ or $[Willy the Wingull Merc] 600 Snax$ and will appear in a list below either the location or Pokémon. Using Snax to buy stuff is like using an item, so if you wanted to buy the [Magic Eight Ball], you would just say “I’m using 400 Snax to buy that $[Magic Eight Ball] 400 Snax$ at (32a) Hungry Harry’s Toy Barn!” Easy money!

++ Marks : You're a Pokémon, so make use of those types! These signify when a Pokémon typing comes into play, such as using +Electric Type+ or +Fire Type+ attack or needing to dive underwater in a +Water Type+ instance. Note that you must be the same type Pokémon to bypass these barriers! Even though a Flying and Fire type Charizard can use Dragon Claw, a Dragon-type attack, Charizard isn't a Dragon type, so it wouldn't be able to bypass a +Dragon Type+ thing. However, when the condition is satisfied, such as an Electric Type Pokémon such as Pikachu overcoming a +Electric Type+ condition, it doesn't matter if he uses Thunderbolt, Volt Tackle, or Volt Switch, just so as long as it's an Electric-type attack! Booyah!

%% Marks : These are your Goodies! Goodies are like equipment, weapons, items, and other fun and whimsical things that can help you on your heroic adventure! Each Peep can carry up to TWO goodies to keep them company! Once collected, Goodies go into the Team Item Pile! Goodies can also be equipped immediately by anyone at any time and can be done in addition to your main action, but you can only put on or take off equipment once a day!

When you equip or remove your Goodies, include a note that you're equipping or removing your stuff with the action you're making, such as "I'm going to equip that gnarly %Happy Slapper% and then go scavenging around (95) Funky Chunky Tangerine Stand!" That's all you need to do!

^^ Marks : Size matters! These signify a place where Pokémon size comes into play and only Pokémon of certain sizes can access these areas. Some examples include ^Large Pokémon^ to access something on a higher elevation and ^Small Pokémon^ to access something in a tight, claustrophobia-inducing area. Sometimes Medium-sized Pokémon can do either or!

## Marks : In the great wisdom of Admiral Ackbar, IT'S A TRAP! More fun details on these delicious tidbits below!

{} Brackets : These signify something that can be interacted and messed around with, such as a locked container "{Your Girlfriend's Diary: Fun Key}" or an object that can have something done to it to "activate" it "{Justin Bieber Music CDs: Whacky Hammer Whacking}". More exciting details on these below!

It's a Trap! ## Markings

In Squawkers RPG, Traps generally try to make your character fatter and more adorable, which causes explosions. They're deceptive! You really don't want this to happen. I know it's funny but it's just SO not the objective in this game.

Each trap has a type and gets marked with the ## markings. These aren't like those hashtag things you're used to! #notahashtag #pokemon #emolgaisawesome

Active Trap: #Trap description label - TYPE (Amount of Belly and/or Overwhelming Cuteness damage)#

Triggered/Deactivated Trap: #Trap description label - TYPE (Amount of Belly and/or Overwhelming Cuteness damage)#

A trap that has been triggered or deactivated by someone with the Killjoy perk will be struck out and no longer poses any threat and will no longer keep you up at night!

Some examples of traps that can be found include:

#Yummy Super Cupcakes - FAIRY (+2 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#Dazzling Pinky Pink Magic Glitter - POISON (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#Mega Hot Sauce Beef Burrito Special - FIRE (+3 Belly)#

When you stumble into a trap like one of those things during a Scavenger Hunt! post, you'll see something like this pop up in the narrative post that involves you!:

#Happy Apple Pie - GRASS (+3 Belly)# Trap 15% Resistance Test: XX out of 100: <RESULT>

First, a Resistance Test is made. Hail the mighty Resistance! This measures if your character manages to resist the temptation of indulging in that delicious food item or cuteness-inducing thingy! Most times your character won't pass this unless they're cruising around with that Killjoy Perky, but there's always that chance!

Regardless of size, all Pokémon have a natural 15% chance of resisting the item. But even if you resist it, that doesn't mean it goes away! It lingers there for the next poor unfortunate soul to run into! However, with it flagged down and identified, a Killjoy peep can safely get rid of it without fail and you can all wave goodbye to that deceptive thing!

But if you DON'T resist it, fun times ahead!

If your character is weak against that trap's type, like a grass-type Pokémon stumbling into a #Spicy Mega Burrito - FIRE (+3 Belly)#, it does double the effect (+6 to Belly instead!)! Or possibly QUADRUPLE if your character has a x4 weakness to it (KaBOOM!)! But if they have a natural type resistance to it, the damage will be cut in half, such as if you're a fire type that comes across #Yummy Blueberry Pie - GRASS (+2 Belly)#. In this case, it would only do +1 to Belly. The amount of damage you take could also be reduced by Guardian Snow Angel Styles if you happen to be one with the right Style currently active.

Some of these lovely and oh so adorable traps don't have types, which mean they'll always do the same kind of damage no matter what the Pokémon is.

Traps can appear on Interactive Objects (things marked with {} brackets), on Items ([] brackets), on Goodies (%% marks), or are simply tied to a location in general. Here's how you tell the difference!

#[Obsolete Phonebook: <Memes>] Pinky Tinkle Aura - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
This means the Phonebook itself is rigged with the trap and follows it wherever it goes until it's disarmed! Because the item ([] brackets) is within the trap (##) brackets, it's rigged.

[Obsolete Phonebook: <Memes>]
#Pinky Tinkle Aura - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
This means the trap is besides the Phonebook, but the Phonebook itself isn't rigged and taking the Phonebook from the location won't take the trap with it.

A character with the Killjoy Perk can tackle these regardless of how they appear, just as long as they pass the Evasion check! However, if you're an unfortunate chap that doesn't have Killjoy and you discover a trap, it will immediately go off in your face no matter what it's slapped onto!

Items with traps on them will still go into the Team Item Pile. What's even more fun is the trap persists on the item, so when you try to use it again, you'll have to roll a second time to see if you get affected! A person with the Killjoy perk can pluck these off items in the Team Item Pile so this doesn't keep happening over and over and over again! Just note that you can only do this on one trap per cycle!

Super Happy Areas! @@ Markings

Super Happy Areas like these areas typically filled with infinitely refilling bakery goodies, fun cuteness-inducing stuff, and yeah, you know what's going to happen with too much exposure to that! Also, any area in town marked in magenta coloring with "(CANDY)" will definitely have something to this effect. Don't head in there if your character needs a workout!

You just can't resist the effects of a Super Happy Area! They're too powerful! Your only best chance of surviving them is to keep those Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness levels low so that when you do waltz into these areas, you can afford the indulgence and you don't blow up like a balloon hit with a rocket! But there are Goodies out there that might be able to help soften this damage! The only other protection you have against these are the Guardian Snow Angel Styles. The good news is usually you can tell when you're getting close to one of these areas, but not always!

Interactive Fun Stuff: {} Brackets

There's a bunch of objectives and fun stuff in Squawkers RPG that you can interact with when you come across them, and they appear in these fun {} brackets! And they can involve just about anything! The format goes like this:

{Magical Purple Door (Short description of the thingy): Hole for Cheez-It Crackers (What needs to be handled to get past this thingy)}

Stuff that can be interacted with appear with {} brackets and can involve just anything that has activation conditions. In all cases, the stuff needed to satisfy it is included in these brackets AFTER the ":" colon. So in this case, you just need to use the [Cheez-It Crackers] on the {Magical Purple Door} and that will probably get it open!

Here are some examples!

Single Condition Activations:

{The Locked Taco Door: Missing Taco} - In this case, to unlock this incredible taco door, something needs to take care of the "Missing Taco" condition. You know, maybe something like... a taco?

Multiple Condition Activations:

In these cases, multiple conditions need to be satisfied before the object does something! These are grouped together with "AND" such as in this example:

{Lovely Fruit Bowl: Missing Lovely Apple AND Missing Lovely Orange AND Missing Lovely Banana} - Here, you need to satisfy ALL THREE of the conditions! So you won't get this thing chugging along until you have the Lovely Apple, Lovely Orange, and Lovely Banana all ready to go like you're taking the whole party out to dinner at Chuck E Cheese!

{Super Sappy Sugar Slide: Maniacal Dentist Tool Usage AND <Death Metal>} - This is a situation where you obviously need some really wicked and evil dentist tool to use on this thing AND you'll need to blast that thing with some Death Metal, so some head-banging chap will a bass guitar will need to blow that up with some Cookie Monster death metal also. You could potentially do both of these if you take the dentist tool there and you also have the Death Metal Perky!

If you can only address one of these things at a time, the corresponding thingy will be crossed out. Such as if only the Death Metal part was handled, it'll look like this: {Super Sappy Sugar Slide: Maniacal Dentist Tool Usage AND <Death Metal>}. You still need to have at it with that nasty dentist tool, though!

Multiple Option Activations:

Here's where you have CHOICES! And choices are great! Whenever a "OR" appears, this signifies that there are multiple methods to activating this object. You won't need to do everything! As an example:

{Sappy Valentine's Day Hearts: Mega Flamethrower Burnage OR <Death Metal>} - The "OR" serves as a separator between the methods. In this instance, there are two ways to activate and get rid of those pesky hearts! MEGA FLAMETHROWER or growly Death Metal!

POP QUIZ!

How could you activate something like {Cheese Door: (Cheddar Hole AND Swiss Hole) (OR <Memes>) (OR ^Small Pokémon^)}?

If you said there are three possible methods, you're right!

First method: Fill the Cheddar Hole and Swiss Hole with something like [Cheddar Cheese] and [Swiss Cheese]!

Second Method: Use the Memes Perk!

Third method: Have a dastardly small-sized Pokémon interact with the door. There's probably a hole they can slip through to get to the other side!

If you understood this concept, you're totally ready to go!



Booplesnoot City Map



This is the lovely city of Booplesnoot! Just note that the entire northeastern side has been CANDIFIED (names colored in magenta) because of the Squawkers and looks like something out of that silly children's boardgame Candyland! The chances of you running into Belly-increasing hazards is way higher in these areas! Don't eat too much of the walls and chocolate furniture because insurance doesn't cover that! As noted above, this effect is SPREADING so don't wait! It will effect locations on the borderline first and then continue to make its way down, threatening to engulf the whole city!

Searchable locations are listed in bulleted format under each location description!

(1) The Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters - Whoa, people still read newspapers!? Well, in Booplesnoot, they still do, and unlike your silly app, newspapers don't run out of battery power! It's the next step up in technological advancement! No more flipping your USB plug up and down over and over again trying to charge your book!
  • (1) Exterior and Main Building


(2) Time For a Croscongle! Bakery - This silly bakery is trying to sell a croissant, scone, and bagel food chimera monstrosity called a croscongle that comes in all kinds of flavors, toppings, and side selections! They also have a crazy juice selection that includes zaffleberry, jangleberry, unkenzampherundenschentberry, and banana.
  • (2) Exterior and Main Building


(3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries - Batchyflaff makes the best bouncy castles in the world, and what do you know, Batchyflaff is headquartered right here in Booplesnoot! And every Pokémon needs a good bouncy castle! Except for Sacky the Sandslash. That nerd already made his pop, so he doesn't get another. I told that spiky dork they're not made for him but nooooo, he didn't listen so I'm not even going to bother telling him what he did wrong.
  • (3) Exterior
  • (3a) Floors 1-4
  • (3b) Floors 5-8
  • (3c) Floors 9-12


(4) Chinny Ping Bang Games Studios - Famous for making that massive timesink MMORPG called Call of Farmcraft Souls Effect Wars, which has already resulted in many college dropouts, flabby children, teenage pregnancies, a rap battle, and missed phone calls.
  • (4) Exterior and Main Building


(5) Tickleboot Apartments (CANDY) - A lovely apartment building that's now made of mint-flavored taffy because those dingbat Squawkers! They still get Wi-Fi and running water, though now it takes like cake icing. This is not the kind of thing you want to take a shower with.
  • (5) Exterior
  • (5a) Floors 1-3 (CANDY)
  • (5b) Floors 4-6 (CANDY)


(6) Stuff Your Gut Grocery (CANDY) - This was once the perfect place to go to if you wanted to buy $500 worth of groceries and spent the next two weeks on your couch! Only thing now is everything in this joint is candy or is made of dessert. The ham is now chocolate, the produce is now marzipan, and the cake is cake. No lie!
  • (6) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)
  • (6a) Stuff Your Gut Wine and Liquors (CANDY)


(7) Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley (CANDY) [CLOSED] - This used to be a great place to go bowling until everyone realized bowling balls made of jawbreakers didn't really work too well on lanes made of custard. At least the custard tastes good and isn't like that one time you tried to make your own using only the microwave!
  • (7) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)
  • (7a) The Funky Torchic Sandwich Shop (CANDY)


(8) Sunnyslacker High School (CANDY) [CLOSED] - Pro Tip: It's hard to learn at school when the building is now made of key lime pie and mint-flavored ice cream! But it at least gave all the slacker students an excuse not to turn in their homework! I still wouldn't eat the tiles in the boys showers if I were you!
  • (8) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (8a) Floors 1-3 (CANDY)
  • (8b) Floors 4-6 (CANDY)


(9) Bizney World Amusement Park - Sporting the architectural masterpiece design of a misshapen cheese doodle, Bizney World features dozens of rides and attractions that have made it world renown, and it features the wonderful park mascot, Mocky Minccino! Wait, what do you mean this sounds like something you already know!?
  • (9) Exterior
  • (9a) Yesterdayland: A Historical Adventure!
  • (9b) Virtualland: Virtual Realty Fun Without the Microtransactions!
  • (9c) Post-Apocalypseland: A Post-Nuclear Family Adventure!
  • (9d) Collegeland: University Fun Without the Flunking Out!


(10) Slick Flicks Movie Theater - Showing all the latest movies whether they're the blockbusters of the year or complete crap! And as per movie theater tradition, the popcorn and snacks cost more than the tickets themselves! No worries, just hide your candy from home in an old medication container and sneak it into the theater!
  • (10) Exterior and Main Building


(11) GameFlop Store - For all your video gaming needs! Word on the street is if you have a Phony SlayStation 4, a Pretendo Twitch, and a Psychosoft Vex-Box, you can trade all of those in for 15 Snax of in-store credit! Would you like a subscription to Game Snitch Magazine to go with that? Don't forget to download our app and sign up for our email alerts for all kinds of great game ads offers!
  • (11) Exterior and Main Building


(12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel - It's 3am oh my god why is your baby Pichu crying again what the funk don't tell me your phone is going off who could possibly be calling you what no way who and why would anyone be posting FaceSpace pictures at this hour and I bet it's their late night dinner oh my god yes it is who cares holy popping baby snot why are they tweeting about it now just shut it off and go to bed like normal Pokémon do oh my lord get help.
  • (12) Exterior
  • (12a) Floors 1-4
  • (12b) Floors 5-8
  • (12c) Floors 9-12
  • (12d) Whack Donald's


(13) Tetris Tree - It's a tree shaped like a Tetris piece! Legend has it that a Meowth got stuck in here one day, but sprouted wings, had two beautiful children, became a superhero, treated everyone to pizza, and then woke up and had to go to work the next day. He works as an investment banker and handles my stock portfolio.
  • (13) The Tree


(14) Booplesnoot Police Station (CANDY) - This is where the fuzz, the cops, the heat, the blue boys, the brass, whatever you want to call them hang out! Of course, ever since the whole station took on the form of a tasty but professionally inconvenient layer cake, it's been a little harder to catch criminals and the Squawkers!
  • (14) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)
  • (14a) Punkin' Donuts (CANDY)
  • (14b) Crizpy Creamz (CANDY)


(15) The A+++ Triple Platinum Five Star Fantaisie Restaurant (CANDY) [CLOSED] - Feel like getting all dressed up and eating expensive food!? Oh, this was a great place to do it, but now that it's a giant wad of tea cake and all the fancy furniture became chocolate, well, it kind of lost a bit of its prestige!
  • (15) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)


(16) Tippy-Toes Park - It's a calm and cozy park with hot dog vendors, unicycle competitions, kite battle royale, karaoke, missing chess pieces, and trash cans that haven't been cleaned out since 1962. Oh, and some trees too.
  • (16a) West Side
  • (16b) East Side


(17) Booplesnoot Sity Hall - Someone had a brain fart and ordered an "S" instead a "C" for the sign and instead of just changing the letter, it's now called "Sity Hall" and it's as stupid as it sounds but they changed it on all the legal documents just to comply with dinky regulations. What's even worse is knowing they could have just cut the "S" in half and have a lowercase "c" instead! Why did no one realize this!?
  • (17) Exterior
  • (17a) Floors 1-5
  • (17b) Floors 6-10
  • (17c) Floors 11-15


(18) The Glam Glam Casino (CANDY) [CLOSED] - Well, the slot machines may be gooey chocolate and good luck getting a gingerbread roulette wheel to spin, but you can at least still play blackjack! Just kidding, no one is playing here at the moment because there's nothing like the cold, hollow feeling that comes from having a $1000 Snax chip melt in your hand.
  • (18) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)
  • (18a) The Glam Glam Casino Parking Lot (CANDY)


(19) Wonker's Nuclear Weapons of Mass Destruction Chicken (CANDY) [CLOSED] - This used to be the place to stuff your face with super death hot sauce fried chicken that goes in hot and comes out hot! Yes, comes out hot. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Of course these days, Wonker the Porygon Z was turned into a blackberry pie and his whole establishment is now made of cream cake, but it was quite the experience just a few weeks ago!
  • (19) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)


(20) Bave and Duster's (CANDY) [CLOSED] - This used to be the place to go to if you wanted to spend $50 worth of Snax for 300 tokens just to play a dinky marble game for three hours to earn 3000 tickets just so you can redeem them for a finger trap that you could have bought for $1 worth of Snax. Somehow this business model works. Or at least it used to until this whole place became sweet and sticky sherbet! It's still quite tasty and it encourages you to save your money now!
  • (20) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (20a) Restaurant (CANDY)
  • (20b) Arcade (CANDY)
  • (20c) Parking Lot (CANDY)


(21) DeeeBeee Memorial Park (CANDY) - This park is dedicated to the late Doctor DeeeBeee the Drafalge, who discovered new uses for Western movies for medical research. After he passed away from forgetting to eat and pee during a 68 hour gaming session, this park was dedicated to him. Of course now it's made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, which I guess is okay considering it was his third favorite flavor. He just seemed to like butterscotch and rocky road a little bit more.
  • (21) The Park (CANDY)


(22) Gigglezoo Office Complex (CANDY) - Now as a giant marshmallow, this office complex has many office suites for insurance agents, staffing firms, accounting firms, and a lot of other blah blah not-so-interesting places but it's funny now because everyone's working on marshmallow desks on a marshmallow floor with marshmallow computers that obviously don't turn on anymore and I really don't know why Pokémon are really still trying to actually work here.
  • (22) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)


(23) Sprinkle Sprankle Community Park (CANDY) - This used to be a great community park with plenty of trees with green leaves, park benches, playgrounds, and fun things like that! Now it's a giant wad of bubble gum and pink taffy that tastes sweet and delicious but you're not sure exactly what the real flavor is supposed to be.
  • (23) The Park (CANDY)


(24) The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - It's the hotel for kids where kids eat free on Tuesdays and Thursdays and kids on the last Friday of every kids third month if there's a full moon and kids games and kids shows and a special kids deal if the kids are accompanied by an adult and kids mac and cheese with a kids toy and special kids games on the back label just for kids!
  • (24) Exterior
  • (24a) Floors 1-5
  • (24b) Floors 6-10
  • (24c) Staryubucks Covfefe


(25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament - Started by two Bunnelby brothers who couldn't agree on a restaurant theme, they decided to blend them together to create Medieval Crimes, where you solve brutal Medieval murder mysteries in a hidden assassination tournament! Kids eat free on Mondays!
  • (25) Exterior and Main Building


(26) Virtual Pet Memorial Park - This park is dedicated to all the virtual pets that have come and gone throughout the years all across the universe. So that Tamagotchi or that Giga Pet you used to actually care for at one time is remembered here. Of course until the last one you had died because you became interested in something else.
  • (26) The Park


(27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT - EEEEEEEE THIS RAINBOW HOUSE OF RAINBOW SLIIIIIDES IS THE GREATEST THING EVER OH MY GOD RAINBOW SLIDES HOW COULD YOU TURN DOWN NO YOU JUST CAN'T OHHHH RAINBOW SLIDES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF RAINBOW SLIDES YOU NEED THEM YOU NEEEEEEED RAINBOW SLIDES RIGHT NOW YES RIGHT NOW WHAT THE MORBID BLOODY HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!? RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!
  • (27) Exterior
  • (27a) RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!
  • (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!
  • (27c) EEEEEVEN MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! EXCLUSIVE DOUBLE RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!


(28) Sleep Like a Corpse National Park - Tiring day? Stupid coffee not working? Sick of having to run like a maniac to the grocery store just to spend twenty minutes waiting for some old bat to move away from blocking the moo moo milk because she's digging through her purse like she's going to spend the whole weekend going through it expecting to find gold in there? Come to Sleep Like a Corpse National Park because there are special rules here of not expecting anyone to do anything of importance here and if you do, you will be chased out with pitch forks, torches, and the agonizing music of the Fat Grannies and Screaming Kitties cover band that can't even come up with own songs.
  • (28) The Park


(29) Tal-Mart - Tal-Mart is your neighborhood big box mart that specializes in killing all the other retailers so the only place left to shop is Tal-Mart! Enjoy greasy obese Pokémon, screaming children and their fragrant need for diaper changes, shopping cart bumper cars, and underpaid employees that question their life decisions everyday!
  • (29) Exterior
  • (29a) Clothing and stuff
  • (29b) Electronics and whatever
  • (29c) Outdoor junk
  • (29d) Food crap


(30) Warget - When you're willing to pay a little more just to avoid shopping at Tal-Mart, you shop at Warget... whatever the heck a "warget" is.
  • (30) Exterior
  • (30a) Clothing section and weird trendy styles!
  • (30b) Electronics and gizmos
  • (30c) Seasonal fluff n' stuff
  • (30d) Food n' grubz


(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park - It's Booplesnoot's biggest park, with treeeeeeeees everywhere! Can you count them all!? Can you identify all of them? Are you still trying to find your lost contact lens in the grass?
  • (31) Center area paths and tree stuff!
  • (31a) Funny Cheesy Bits Memorial Fountain + South Side
  • (31b) North Side sports parks (CANDY)


(32) Peachy Beep Elementary School - It's a school! Agh, but yes, without them, a lot of Pokémon would be dummies. But it's an elementary school, so at least the kids here are still dressing for Halloween and aren't taking algebra yet! Don't you miss that part of your childhood?
  • (32) Exterior
  • (32a) Floors 1-3
  • (32b)Floors 4-6 (CANDY)
  • (32c) Floors 7-9 (CANDY)


(33) The International Saxophone Museum [CLOSED] (CANDY) - This used to be the place for everything you could ever know and learn about a completely random object like saxophones, but now it's just a place of custard and custard-shaped saxophones that remarkably don't have the same kind of tune that they had before. Aww!
  • (33) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (33a) Floors 1 & 2 and Gift Shop (CANDY)
  • (33b) Floors 3 & 4 (CANDY)


(34) Booplesnoot Department of Motor Vehicles (CANDY) - Oh lordy, yes, our lovely city of Booplesnoot really does have a DMV! Yikes! But not to fear, it's all delicious layer cake and tasty nice cream now! So you have something wonderful to snack on while you wait online and now you can have your license picture taken with cake all over your face! I'm sure the cops will love to see that the next time they pull you over!
  • (34) Exterior and interior (CANDY)
  • (34a) Crash Burger (CANDY)


(35) Itchy Witchy Pinny Ping Bang Hotel (CANDY) - This goofy hotel which seems to have an odd affinity for mermaid Pokémon decor and wall art has recently turned into a giant tower of marshmallow, which is really light, fluffy, and tasty like sleeping on a squishy edible bean bag, but the hotel staff has advised that even with their limited knowledge of structural engineering and architecture, it's not a good idea to take a bit whopping bite out of a marshmallow support beam that's probably the only thing keeping dozens of floors above you from squishing you
  • (35) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (35a) Floors 1-5 + Icing Pool + The Wacky Noodle Doo Italian Restaurant (CANDY)
  • (35b) Floors 6-10 (CANDY)
  • (35c) Floors 11-15 (CANDY)


(36) Giggle Glee Park (CANDY) - This park is dedicated to all those that acted like zany idiots just for the sake of acting crazed and psychotic. Also, all universal holidays are celebrated here all at the same time, so if you want to open your Christmas gifts in your Halloween costume and then go searching for Easter eggs after giving your love their Valentine's Day chocolates, darn it, you go on and can do that all right here! And what do you know, St Patrick's Day and Oktoberfest are celebrated the exact same way!
  • (36) The Park (CANDY)


(37) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - Curing the fat wallet pandemic everyday! This is the perfect place to shop like a funky junkie and max out every one of your credit cards like you stole them! And bunny decor is everywhere like white on rice.
  • (37) Exterior
  • (37a) Tingletoots Buttons and Boots!, Shot Tropic, Cheeky Dean's
  • (37b) Dootlocker, Mallshark Gift Store, Insanity Glee and Candy [CLOSED]
  • (37c) The Magikarper Image, Tenser Gifts, Fray Jewelers
  • (37d) Food Court: Taco Hell, Burger Thing, Wacky Wok, Chicky-Filly-A, Pancham Express
  • (37e) Barnies and Nibbles Bookstore + Staryubucks Covfefe
  • (37f) Parking Lot 1 + Teenager skating arena
  • (37g) Parking Lot 2 + Wander around aimlessly looking at smartphone arena


(38) Snippy Dee Condos - There's no room for individual houses in Booplesnoot, so... condos! Word has it that condo 510 is haunted and the ghost that lives there is a Gengar named Mister Epicpants who likes to mess around with your electric appliances! The rest of the place is okay and all of them come with crazy fun hot tubs that play the Meow Mix Jingle and the second half of the Abbey Road album!
  • (38) Exterior
  • (38a) Floors 1-5
  • (38b) Floors 6-10
  • (38c) Floors 11-15


(39) Piply Apartments - It's the giddy extra fluffy fun version of living with the ultimate experimentation in urban living! Every pre-furnished apartment has a silly theme like crossover board games, Viking disco, the Partridge Family meets Saturday Night Live, surfing in espresso, and using a toilet scrubber as a toothbrush! Yeah, no one lives in that last one yet.
  • (39) Exterior
  • (39a) Floors 1-5
  • (39b) Floors 6-10
  • (39c) Floors 11-15


(40) Empire of the Immortal Warbeast Warriors Apartments - Only the brave, the battle-hardened, the most savage of barbarians, masters of battle, and kings and queens of combat go through these halls of warriors and champions! Trophies of battle, testaments to the glory of war, and weapons of immortalized champions of honor line the halls! War cries echo through the halls! Every tenant has the Game of Thrones theme as their phone ringtone! Sometimes they wake up at 3am in the morning just to start a battle rally chant! To arms!
  • (40) Exterior
  • (40a) Floors 1-5
  • (40b) Floors 6-10


(41) Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting - There are toots here. Many toots. What toots will you discover? Will you tell your friends about the toots you encountered? Will you post them all over social media until your eyes roll out of your head?
  • (41) Park of Tooting


(42) Cherry Bonkers Apartments - An apartment complex for fruitcakes and fools and cool dudes with the really big cars and those funky gnarly surfboards that come with a secret compartment for storing extra underwear and that expired ticket to the 2003 Annual Snooter Show you totally forget existed but that's okay because they canceled due to rain and that's an extra three hours you didn't waste but decided to use that time to go shopping for Milky Way bars, parachutes, and Vol 3 of the Packy Pick Bang Tang Musical. Yeah, this is the place.
  • (42) Exterior
  • (42a) Floors 1-5
  • (42b) Floors 6-10


(43) The Silver Orange Hotel - It's the hotel that prides itself on being second best at everything! They may not be the big apple, but they're the orange! And they may not be gold, but silver! Think about all the second best beds, second best coffee, second best bathrooms, and second best room service you'll have! By the way, if an orange is now silver, can you really still call it an orange?
  • (43) Exterior
  • (43a) Floors 1-5
  • (43b) Floors 6-10
  • (43c) Floors 11-15
  • (43d) Yandil is a Stalker Fine Dining Restaurant


(44) Paradise Parking Lot (CANDY) - You used to be able to park your car here, but now it's a giant pool of grape and wild berry tasty cakes and you really don't want to get all that over your wheel wells. Oh but sure, don't listen to me! I'll be there pointing fingers with a "told ya so" when you see for yourself!
  • (44) The Parking Lot (CANDY)


(45) Funny Unrelated Electronic Sound Hotel [CLOSED] (CANDY) - It was as if this hotel was trying to go for that weird and obscure target market that really gets a kick out of random dubstep music or really old ringtones. Well, it's a house of gooey and sugary cakes and candy, so you're definitely not leaving hungry!
  • (45) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (45a) Floors 1-5 + Gooey Pool + Yesterday's Lunch Tray Restaurant (CANDY)
  • (45b) Floors 6-10 (CANDY)


(46) Channel 318739 News Station - You didn't really need another news station, but here you go! Channel 318739 News! Soon enough, selecting what channel you want to watch on your TV remote will feel like making a phone call!
  • (46) Exterior
  • (46a) Floors 1-5 Covering Finance and Economics!
  • (46b) Floors 6-10 Covering Crimes and Public Discontent!
  • (46c) Floors 11-15 Covering Sports!
  • (46d) Floors 16-20 Covering Obscure and Weird News Stories!
  • (46e) Top Floor Weather Station "We're Almost Right!"


(47) The Chatty Chatroulette Chatot Gourmet Dining Restaurant [CLOSED] (CANDY) - Like spending enormous amounts of money for a portion of food that would even leave a Dedenne starving for more? Then this place is for you, Mister Stupidest Pokémon- but oh wait, it's nothing but a giant house of chocolate now! Actually, this makes things much better. Oh, and it's free now!
  • (47) Exterior and Interior


(48) Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos - So fab! SO FAB! But oh darling, wouldn't you love to live here? But darling, it has such a nice view of the beach! But darling, it's so spacious! It's so spacious, darling! And oh, oh, it has its own whirlpool. So fabulous! So fabulous, darling! Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!? HOW CAN YOU PUT A PRICE TAG ON MY LOVE!? WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SHOULD START SEEING OTHER POKÉMON!? WHY I OUGHT TO *ENTERS HELLBEAST OF INFERNAL WAR SLAUGHTER AND STATIC CLING PACKAGING PEANUTS MODE.*
  • (48) Exterior
  • (48a) Floors 1-5
  • (48b) Floors 6-10
  • (48c) Floors 11-15


(49) Wild Jungle Park +GRASS TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ - A cool jungle club with fun drinks, billiards, HBO, and dancing cheese wheel racing for Grass types, only! No, they're not racist, they'd gladly welcome the rest of you other folks in if it weren't for the flesh-eating fauna and metric megaton venus fly traps just outside the club that find the rest of you just so darn delicious! They really like Fairy types, by the way. They taste like sugar to them!
  • (49) The Park


(50) Sippy Side Sunny Shoreline Shiny Store Series (The SSSSSSS) - It's a strip mall of stores by the shore! As if the tourists here needed even more things to lighten their wallet! No really, they do. Before they spend another 500 snax on a stupid "wish you were here" snowglobe with Mocky Minccino on it. Support your local vendors! Buy a tacky keychain with your name on it or cheesy t-shirt here instead!
  • (50) Exterior
  • (50a) Slapsations Beach and Touristy Nonsense Store
  • (50b) Death by Flowers Florist
  • (50c) Get Buffed! Exercise Club
  • (50d) Knick-Knack Wallet Whack Souvenir Shop


(51) Hangry Fans Hotel - Yeeeeaaaaah, boy, we're into sports and screaming and beer and throwing things at the TV and painting all over our faces with colored clown wigs and getting all psyched for BIG, BIG GAME DAY and freakin' grilling steaks and burgers smothered with beer and cheese and throwing any random combustible object into the grilling fire and gettin' all crazy for BIG GAME DAY and yeeeeeeaaaah, Hangry Fans Hotel is totally the place to hang out with other psycho sports fans and leave crap all over the place but now it's a whole hotel just for this kind of thing, yeah.
  • (51) Exterior
  • (51a) Floors 1-5
  • (51b) Floors 6-10
  • (51c) Floors 11-15


(52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site - They're building a new hotel over what used to be another Slapsations store because the Pokémon of Booplesnoot preferred the one over by the strip mall. Word has it that they're going to go for a gangster 1930s theme! I'm sure that will be great for families and children of all ages!
  • (52) The Site


(53) There Is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel - The owners of this hotel REALLY wanted to name the hotel after a pink flamingo Pokémon, but one doesn't exist yet, so they decided to use the name of this hotel as a public service announcement that someone needs to discover this pink flamingo Pokémon. Or beg Game Freak to make one and randomly insert it into the universe and make it so suddenly everyone's acting like it has always existed like they've done with everything else!
  • (53) Exterior
  • (53a) Floors 1-4
  • (53b) Floors 5-8
  • (53c) Floors 9-12


(54) The Premium Artisan Luxury Prestigious Condos of Diamonds and Glamour - Congratulations on winning the lottery or being a CEO or owning more company stocks than there are stars in the universe because that's what you're going to need to live here! Oh, perfect view of the beach, gold trim everything and a whirlpool that sings to you while you bathe are everything you can dream about... and are things you probably should just keep dreaming about if you really want to keep your wallet stuffed. Really, this place is borderline charging you for the air you breathe while in the building.
  • (54) Exterior
  • (54a) Floors 1-5
  • (54b) Floors 6-10


(55) The Astroplexygon Mall Supercenter (CANDY) - This was quite the place to shop back when it wasn't one titanic-sized layer cake that looks like two Wailords named Chubalug and Flubbybutt were going to use it for their wedding. These days, you don't find much for sale. Yeah, it's kind of hard to sell anything when your retail space is now a dessert.
  • (55) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (55a) Booplesnoot Tasty Meow Wok [CLOSED] (CANDY)
  • (55b) The Law Offices of Tiki, Puter, and Peeksy (CANDY)
  • (55c) Slapsations Beach and Touristy Nonsense Store [CLOSED] (CANDY)
  • (55d) Tingletoots Bar and Grill [CLOSED] (CANDY)
  • (55e) Whitey and Blacky Financial Advisors (CANDY)


(56) Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness! +FAIRY TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ (CANDY) - SQUEEEEE EVERYTHING HERE IS SO CUTE AND TINKLY AND MASSIVE COLLETERAL NUCLEAR DAMAGE OF SPARKLY HAPPINESS AND ANYTHING SHORT OF A FAIRY TYPE WILL SUFFER IMMEDIATE IMPLOSION OF GLITTERY DEATH! EVEN THE AIR SMELLS LIKE SUGAR AND YAY SWEETNESS!!!!
  • (56) The Park (CANDY)


(57) Beach Outhouses (CANDY) - Hey, Pokémon need a place to take a crap too! Except even this isn't a great place to do it anymore. Well fine, you try using a marshmallow toilet that doesn't flush! Oh GROSS, you tried it anyway! Now someone might mistake that for chocolate!
  • (57) The Outhouses (CANDY)


(58) The Giggly Dee Jamboree Hotel (CANDY) - If you're ever in the mood for a hotel with random squealing and glomping and insanity glee, well you definitely came to the right place because there's something in the air that makes this place just go NUTS like a caffeinated sugar buffet on steroids and adrenaline. It makes you even wonder why they provided beds.
  • (58) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (58a) Floors 1-5 and The Squeaky Leek Restaurant (CANDY)
  • (58b) Floors 6-10 (CANDY)
  • (58c) Floor 11-15 (CANDY)


(59) Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center (CANDY) - Well, this used to be a great place for young Pokémon to get pizza, play video games, get into fight in ball pools, and junk like that for their parents to sigh at, but now everything is sticky gooey candy. Hey, that brat put gum in my fur!
  • (59) Exterior (CANDY)
  • (59a) The Restaurant (CANDY)
  • (59b) The Arcade and Playground (CANDY)


(60) La Te Da Beach! - It wouldn't be Booplesnoot without soft sandy beaches! Thankfully this is the normal beach and isn't made of sugar like the others! Plus the water is normal and isn't that sticky syrupy wild berry soda that those other beaches are stuck with! So make a sand castle, do a sand angel, and relax! Also, don't forget you're a Pokémon, so no tanning. Your fur/scales/whatever don't do that.
  • (60) The Beach!


(61) Sippy Tip Beach! (CANDY) - Yeah, here's where you start running into problems. The sand is now pink sugar, the water comes wild berry soda here, and it's just one big sticky sugar mess. I mean okay, you can still hang out but if you thought sticky sand on your skin was bad enough, this is a million times worse! At least it tastes good, but do you really want to eat sand that's been walked on all day?
  • (61) The Beach!
  • (CANDY)


(62) Snaggle Taggle Beach! (CANDY) - And here we have what used to be a beach and is now just completely caked over. You'll be swimming in pink frosting here instead! While it's absolutely delicious, it gets pretty bad within just minutes of jumping into the mess. Plus you come out looking like a messed-up cupcake!
  • (62) The "Beach!"


(63) Bippity Bangle Bop Bay +WATER TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ (CANDY) - Come for a swim! The water is- no, sorry, it ain't water anymore. Nah, thanks to the Squawkers, it's now completely turned into wild berry cola. Who drinks that stuff anyway? It's not going to do any favors for your jet ski either.
  • (63) The Bay


(64) It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments +WATER TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ - Fancy being a fish? Well that's cool, you can live here and let those landlubbers deal with their candy-coated problems! Although the candy-coated infection is spreading and these fishies don't like the idea of wild berry cola in their gills, so yeah, there's that!
  • (64) Exterior
  • (64a) Floors 1-4
  • (64b) Floors 5-8
  • (64c) Floors 9-12




Booplesnoot Suspect List

1 Bappyboo the Blissey [D] F
2 Whopper the Miltank [D] F
3 Zuul the Minccino [D] M
4 Glock the Torchic [D] F
5 Conker the Pachirisu [D] M
6 Deeky the Pachirisu [D] F
7 Nippy the Pachirisu [D]F
8 Kahoo the Pachirisu [D] M
9 Dinkydee the Hydreigon [D] M
10 Chippy the Audino [D] F
11 Dupes the Stunfisk [D] M
12 Ouncy the Stunfisk [D] F
13 Sibby the Glaceon [D] F
14 Beejeeee the Gogoat [D] M
15 Bagz the Skiddo [D] M
16 Raggy the Jynx [D] F
17 Blimey the Azumarill [D] M
18 Kitzwit the Pidgeotto [D] F
19 Hude the Spoink [N] M
20 Nesbit the Feraligatr [D] M
21 Jippy the Feraligatr [D] F
22 Clappy the Totodile [D] M
23 Jiblet the Chansey [D] M
24 Biggs the Lopunny [D] M
25 Wedge the Machamp [D] M
26 Vivi the Golisopod [D] F
27 Donald the Gumshoos [D] M
28 Vladimir the Elgyem [D] M
29 Kim the Lickilicky [D] M
30 Deedee the Sandshrew [D] F
31 Noop the Togedemaru [D] F
32 Napkin the Meowstic [D] F
33 Grootz the Trevenant [D] M
34 Wocketz the Zigzagoon [D] M
35 Utz the Ledian [D] F
36 Jeezet the Swirlix [D] F
37 Nutso the Ho-oh [D] M
38 Jinkies the Mareanie [D] F
39 Spanky the Ekans [D] M
40 Snackster the Charizard [D] M
41 Snorkle the Delphox [D] F
42 Dinkle the Fennekin [D] F
43 Nooter the Galvantula [D] F
44 Spork the Servine [D] F
45 Duder the Alolan Rattata [D] M
46 Putzor the Lurantis [D] F
47 Slinky the Luxray [D] M
48 Sloopzy the Meowth [D] F
49 Cabbi the Honchkrow [D] M
50 Suuzie the Lairon [D] F
51 Baconz the Grumpig [D] F
52 Snooki the Skuntank [D] F
53 Teepsy the Tyrantrum [D] M
54 Dackydee the Grotle [D] F
55 Upenstoop the Typhlosion [D] M
56 Frootkie the Quilava [D] F
57 Mooker the Slowbro [D/N] M
58 Spook the Venonat [N] F
59 Beepch the Venonat [N] M
60 Neeps the Arcanine [D] M
61 Qwerty the Volbeat [N] F
62 Shizy the Skarmory [D] F
63 Vookinshoe the Cranidos [D] M
64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss [D] F
65 Kneezor the Simisage [D] M
66 Kookie the Spinda [D] F
67 Vezy the Misdreavus [N] F
68 Blooper the Munna [D] F
69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M
70 Tiki the Roserade [D] F
71 Peeksy the Haxorus [D] M
72 Edna the Liepard [D] F
73 Udder the Venusaur [D] M
74 Bzap the Shiftry [D] F
75 Skarz the Beautifly [D] M