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    Quote Originally Posted by Cipher the Ninetales View Post
    Hmm, I'm thinking (14b) Booplesnoot Police Station: Crizpy Creamz might be worth looking into.

    I think this time, I'll be ready for anything.
    You decide to finally prowl around tonight, but oh, guess what you run into!?

    @Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@
    Cipher has racked on 6 points of Belly! Amplified because you're just a big addicted softie for that chocolate!


    You abandon all pride and modesty. You then proceed to just absolutely PIG OUT on the massive pile of chocolate layer cake that used to be the Crizpy Creamz donut shop. Lordy, it's like you're trying to dare yourself to eat the whole thing!

    Thankfully, you stop when you start to feel utterly sick of it. Kind of like listening to an awesome song too many times to the point where you hate music. You decide to get back to work and search the place out, but you find even the donuts were turned into layer cake. Seriously, Squawkers, that's overkill. Well, you continue to look around and you find an odd bracelet that you haven't seen anything like before. Why, it's got an adorable unicorn and...!

    #Sparkly Pink Frosting - FAIRY (+1 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 23 out of 100: FAILED!

    Cipher has slapped on .5 points of Belly! Reduced Belly damage because of your fiery anti-Fairy passions and neutralized cuteness damage because of the Vexing Amulet!

    Well, it's annoying at the very least, but as least you were ready for most of its nonsense!

    #%Adorable Unicorn Bracelet! (+2 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% Sparkly Pink Frosting - FAIRY (+1 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

    You decide to head out as you still feel awful about pigging out on layer cake around here. You didn't even bring a napkin, which makes it even more embarrassing!

    Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)
    Classy: Humiliation Commando
    Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
    Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
    Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
    Belly: 8/14 (10+4)
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
    Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzball the Whimsicott View Post
    Sup, dudes! I am ready to ROLL!

    I think I'll give Bless here a little helping hand and use Hardcore Parkour on Bless the Edgy Umbreon! This will make you feel better!
    You're not really sure what, pray tell, happened to Bless to turn her into something akin to THE BLOB, but you decide to help get her back into shape! I mean sure, blob-like is still a shape, but we're going for something more like a normal Umbreon.

    You may not be able to get her to really Parkour Hardcore at first, but you get her to at least flop and roll over things like a bulldozer, which works wonders for burning calories! You motivate her and cheer her on, showing her how to go bonkers for fitness!

    The more you have at it, the thinner and sleeker she gets! You make good progress, but there's only so much you can do with so few hours.

    Bless has dropped 5 points of Belly and 2 Points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

    Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
    Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
    Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
    Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 6/11 (10+1)
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
    Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

    Lookin' a heck of a lot better already!

    Fuzzball the Whimsicott (S: Grass/Fairy)
    Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
    Style: Game of Scones (Belly -3 on each Enemy Attack)
    Goodies #1: %Biker Jacket (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
    Goodies #2: %Biker Belt (-1 Belly for each instance of affliction)%
    Belly: 0/8
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
    Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakramaster View Post
    Even against my better judgement. I've decided I'm gonna search once again....(33) The International Saxophone Museum (CANDY) - (33b) Floors 3 & 4 (CANDY)
    You decide to venture off into the night against your better judgment and you find your wanderlust taking you to the lovely International Saxophone Museum, which is far less about saxophones now and way more about custard. Custard that temps you...

    @Custard Calamity! - GROUND (+2 Belly)@
    Soren has dumped on 4 points of Belly! Amplified because you'd got a sweet tooth for that yummy custard!


    Your eyes roll back as you just DEVOUR. One addictive bite after another just makes you forget about all modesty. You don't really stop yourself until you feel like you need a break. And you feel like you're pregnant.

    You snap back to reality and take yourself up to the third floor. You can see why this place closed, because you can't even read any of the gooey signs and all of the display cases just have misshapen goo where saxophones used to be. And the floor is gooey as well, which doesn't bother you too much now that you can float, but still, you can see where most Pokémon would not enjoy this.

    On the fourth floor, you find there's a staff room where supplies and employee belongings used to be, only most of the lockers have been transformed. One locker, however, obviously owned by a nutty jazz enthusiast, still remains intact. You decide hey, why not rip it open? However, in order to get through to it, you try to wipe the custard off. That creamy, yummy, oh... damn...

    @Extra Custard Calamity! - GROUND (+2 Belly)@
    Soren has dumped on 4 points of Belly! Amplified because you'd got a sweet tooth for that yummy custard!


    But you actually manage to stop yourself just in time! Well, before you blow up like you did before. But as for now, you feel more like a giant water balloon.

    You just barely get to the locker to blast it open with a Doom Desire attack.

    #{Funky Jazz Locker: +Dragon Type+ OR +Steel Type+} Extra Custard Calamity! - GROUND (+2 Belly)#

    You use your kinesis to open the door, since trying to actually use your hands is kind of impossible at the moment. My goodness, you and Bless are something else.

    Inside, you find a bunch of interesting things.

    $400 Snax$ has been added to the Team Pile!
    ~[Tactical Bunny Salad (-2 Belly)]~ has been added to the Team Pile!
    %Spiky Goth Necklace (+1 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness% has been added to the Team Pile!


    You decide not to eat them because you know what the consequences of that would be like!

    You then decide to levitate your way back home, though you notice it definitely takes a lot more psychic power this time!

    Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)
    Classy: Humiliation Commando
    Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
    Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 8/8
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
    Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladybugclue View Post
    Let’s be helpful by opening Icing-Coated The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping Truck at 18a with my water type powers!
    You put on your stylin' shades and you cruise back over to the Glam Glam Casino, ready to roll out your awesomesauce water powers on that truck so you can...

    ...ooh, chocolate!

    @Chocolate Extravaganza - DARK (+3 Belly)@
    Marta has strapped on 3 points of Belly from the Chocolateness Extravaganzaness!


    Mmmmmmmmm, delicious!

    You make your way back to the icing-coated truck and you unleash your finest Water Pulse on that bad boy, washing all of that sugary, chocolate icing away and leaving that truck squeaky clean!

    {Icing-Coated The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping Truck: +Water Type+ AND It's locked and needs a freakin' key fob}

    You open the back door and you search for all the wonders inside! You find garden tools, chemicals, gizmos, potting soil, but most of all...!

    Your very own [Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacker] has been added to the Team Pile!

    The power. THE POWER! It makes your paws tremble with excitement! You give it a spin and it's like having a hulking, beasty minigun of... LAWN FLAYING! It ROARS! It SHREDS! It WAKES THE NEIGHBORS! You cradle and hug it like a newborn baby.

    You then roar up the engine of The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping Truck and drive it home, blasting out heavy metal on the radio and doing your head-banging thing as you wake up the whole city in your metal music madness.

    You find you really need to find a way to make this weed whacker have spikes and spit flames.

    Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)
    Classy: Humiliation Commando
    Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
    Goodies #1: <Empty>
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 3/10
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/10
    Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noblejanobii View Post
    Let's talk to 59 Beepch the Venonat
    Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, MODEST
    +Modesty (Fairy VS Poison)

    You find Beepch is on vacation with Spook. Or more like they WERE on vacation because now the Silver Orange Hotel is nothing but a pile of butterscotch. You decide to ask Beepch about what he knows about the Squawkers.

    "They ruined my vacation..." he looks at you somberly with his antennae drooping down. "I'm afraid of them coming after me too! I don't want to be a plush doll! Or a cookie! Why are they doing this!"

    "Things have been very odd around this hotel," Beepch tells you. "The employees are acting odd and the manager is unsettling to talk to. I tried to get a refund from Mister Upenstoop but he just started muttering and didn't understand why I wanted cookies from him. I didn't ask for cookies! There's something wrong with him. That Slowbro is very strange as well. I don't like calling other Pokémon 'stupid' but... well, he's very absent-minded. He dropped my wife's luggage and then just started drooling!"

    "I really just want to go home," Beepch sighs. "I'd even welcome another day back at the office over this."

    You know when Pokémon say things like that, there's a real problem at hand!

    Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
    Classy: Humiliation Commando
    Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
    Goodies #1: <Empty>
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 0/8
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 2.75/12
    Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

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