Quote Originally Posted by Noblejanobii View Post
Essentially. And remember, this is the most site appropriate story I can think of about her. Oh wait I thought of another one.

So the week before Cadiz she was supposed to go to Morocco with us but she ended up being late and holding up the whole bus. Turns out she went out the whole night before and got drugged by one of her Tinder dates! And she didn't go to a hospital right away. It wasn't until after we drove on a bus for two and a half hours to the place where we were to ferry to Morocco that she decided she needed a hospital and went all the way back. What's better or worse maybe depending on your perspective is she got refunded entirely for missing the trip.

But yeah these are the cleanest stories about her. If we had a mature section of the site I'd go into much greater detail.
At this rate, she'll be lucky if she survives the trip... @.@