[PXFIRE Season 2] PXFIRE Caption Contest v. 2.0!

[EmeraldSky]

Another round of PXFIRE, another caption contest! We're back for another round of making up silly captions to Pokemon anime screenshots!

The basic rules:

--Each week, a new screenshot (or screenshots) will be posted here. Your job is to come up with the funniest, most creative captions (within reason and forum rules) that you can. The new twist here is that you may possibly have to caption multiple screenshots at once, in an attempt to create a "story" out of the captions.

--You receive 5 points for sending in a caption, but you can earn more for particularly creative captions up to 20 points. You will also receive feedback along with the leaderboard. You will still earn the same amount of points if multiple pictures are posted for the sake of consistency.

Good luck, captioneers! If you have any questions or concerns, let me know!

Here's your first shot:

[Bulbasaur]

Can you give me a better idea of what you mean by "same old memes we've all seen a million times"? Examples, maybe?
@EmeraldSky

[EmeraldSky]

@Bulbasaur

Think outside "over 9000", "All your base" LOLCats, Despacito, Rickrolls, or the most interesting man in the world, to name but a few.

If you choose to use some of these, you may still get a secret bonus, but you may lose points.

[Cleobel]

Brock : The type chart is very interesting and useful for every Pokemon trainer. Ash, you should study it. You will win more Pokemon battles if you know the type chart, instead of just using Pikachu's Thunderbolt against every Pokemon...
@EmeraldSky

[K'sariya]

Brock: *feeling the paper*
Ash: Huh? Brock, what are you doing?
Brock: This Braille map... I can feel it like I can open my eyes again...

[Neo Emolga]

While Ash and Misty always felt Brock was a great chef, they were a little surprised his newest plan to defend the gang from Team Rocket involved recipes from The Anarchist's Cookbook.

[Morzone]

Misty: What's with all the numbers and symbols?
Brock: Just a bit of algebra to figure out my best battle strategy.
Ash: Numbers and symbols help battling? What is algebra anyway?
Brock: How old were you two when you left school for your pokemon journey again?
Ash: 10 years old, why?
Brock: no reason.

[Coru]

"Ash an Misty couldn't quite believe the lengths Brock went to get Nurse Joy's attention. A love letter works but he probably shouldn't have gone into too much detail about his pokeballs...."

[Noblejanobii]

They couldn't believe their eyes when they beheld the back of the Declaration of Independence.

[[Desolate Divine]]

*Reading* "You are in breach of copyright of intellectual property owned by Game Freak Inc." What's a Game Freak?