Corrupt a Wish

[Neptune's Disciple]

Your friends spend the whole time on their phones.

I wish today wasn't so hot.

[MichaelXD]

I provided a fan, but it costs a lot of money.

I wish to have a lot of money, ironically.

[Neptune's Disciple]

It makes you arrogant and your friends leave you.

I wish for an afternoon nap.

[Suicune's Fire]

You lie down on the couch to take a nap but it swallows you whole. Now you have to spend the rest of eternity with the dust bunnies.

I wish there were less stupid people.


~SF.

[[Desolate Divine]]

Granted, everyone but becomes a super genius.
I wish that maths would grow up and solve its own problems.

[Neptune's Disciple]

Maths takes over the world and turns humans into slaves.

I wish my internet was faster so the new episode of Legend of Korra would load faster.

[ShadowJay]

Your Internet becomes faster, but it becomes really fast and runs away.

I wish for today to be October 12th.

[MichaelXD]

You may have your Saturday too, but I heard the games weren't released yet in stores.

I wish for a panda.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Granted, but it becomes vicious and terrorizes the town.

I wish y would stop trying to find x.

[MichaelXD]

It would find the point, but it will reach the stars when it stops.

I wish for my questions to be answered.