★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

I... take it you're not a Comfey fan.

[Neo Emolga]

Just NINE days until Christmas! How much have you embraced the panic!?

MASTER RNG uses a giant candy cane to hook in...

SHRUIKAN as Alolan Ninetales and ARNISD as Ampharos to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @arnisd

The CARNIVAL COIN OF DERANGED PINK FLAMINGOS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Mega Punch! But making fists with paws is tricky business.
ARNISD kicks things off with Solar Blade! But he's not sure how to sharpen the sun like that!

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Peck! But his nose isn't beaky enough for that!
ARNISD attacks with Water Spout! It just comes out as a fart!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Rest! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD tries Switcheroo! But SHRUIKAN doesn't fall for his shell game!

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN unleashes Metal Claw! But without metal and without claws, it's a love tap!
ARNISD attacks with Dark Void! But SHRUIKAN knows better than to follow the link to Justin Bieber's Baby music video.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN uses Sticky Web! But Spiderman lets his request go to voicemail.
ARNISD strikes with False Swipe! Well, it certainly ain't true!

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN unleashes Encore! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD strikes back with Counter! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Grass Pledge! It makes the lawn smell nice and fragrant!
ARNISD unleashes Lick! But he's afraid his tongue would stick to SHRUIKAN.

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN strikes with Sleep Powder! But he's all out of Benadryl!
ARNID attacks with Hyperspace Hole! But that's just not within his budget!

TURN NINE
SHRUIKAN tries Howl! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on ARNISD!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

You can either devolve arnisd into a fluffy and adorable Flaaffy or enjoy Wheeling him and earning your Nefarious Anarchist badge! What are YOU going to choose!? >:D

[Shruikan]

Yeah, there's no way I'm passing up the opportunity for the badge, so the wheel it is.

Also, I somehow won that with only none damaging moves :P

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, there's no way I'm passing up the opportunity for the badge, so the wheel it is.

Also, I somehow won that with only none damaging moves :P

You took a nap in front of him while he helplessly whiffed, you sarcastically applauded him, and then you finished it off by shouting in his face! The damage to his pride was beyond incalculable. You totally should take a bow for that!

And to add even more damage to that...!

Because why stop there!?

SHRUIKAN RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vikavolt (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Lurantis (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Kirlia (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Goomy (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Chinchou (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Meloetta Aria Forme (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Inverted Colours
Theme #2: ALL the special effects
Theme #3: Dittos
Theme #4: Missingno
Theme #5: Beauty product advert

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Everything's going according to plan
Usertitle #2: MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES
Usertitle #3: Magikarp Master
Usertitle #4: "What could go wrong" they said
Usertitle #5: And my Vuvuzela!

Oh holy heck, it's those Dittos again!

I just realized Kirlia is actually a stage 2 of 4, but we just won't count those Megas as evolution possibilities in this case. :P

[Neo Emolga]

So what are YOU getting for Christmas!?

MASTER RNG wears a cheerleader outfit, sings about peace and love and yanks...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and CHAKRAMASTER as Budew to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @Chakramaster

The THRASH METAL COIN OF FLOATING BIDOOFS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts things up with Taunt! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER opens with Psycho Shift! He drives crazy driving stick!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Parting Shot! But it gets shot apart!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bonemerang! But the ones from the pet store just aren't the same!

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Hex! She gets it mixed up and ends up with breakfast cereal!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Icicle Spear! But it's melt in your mouth and in your hand!

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII tries Gear Grind! But it results in an unexpected meme instead!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Chatter! But it just comes out as silly muttering!

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Hyper Fang! But she lost them ever since Halloween!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Trick! But the bunny chewed his way out of his hat!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Eruption! But starting a political debate on Facebook has no effect here!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Crabhammer! But he forgot to save those from the last time he was at Red Lobster!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Drain Punch! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Shadow Sneak! But he hasn't mastered the ways of the ninja!

TURN EIGHT!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Vacuum Wave! But swinging her Dyson around doesn't seem to do anything!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Kinesis! But he just gets a funny look in his eyes!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII tries Horn Drill! But it's a funny little headbutt without a horn!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Swagger! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL on NOBLEJANOBII, causing CHAKRAMASTER to crumble in humiliation and defeat!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Urf, this seems to be a reoccurring theme with Mimikyu! XD

Welp, you've already Wheeled Chakramaster and you can't evolve. And he's on his basic stage, so... we're looking at something eggcellent, aren't we? XD

Hey, at least the Disney Princess mess is over! Look at the bright side! ^_^;

[Noblejanobii]

VICTORY

[Voltaire Magneton]

Also, I somehow won that with only none damaging moves :P

As the Youtube video goes:

Luigi Shruikan Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing!

[arnisd]

The new avatar is so derpily perfect xD, could have been worse. And yea let's just forget about the mega stages :p

[Neo Emolga]

Because we all have a holiday passion for mayhem!

MASTER RNG drives a truck, wears lots of tattoos, and pulls in...

SAMMY0295 as Dunsparce and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @Scytherwolf

The PEARLY COIN OF MUSICAL PENGUINS has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Yawn! It hits SCYTHERWOLF for the 1st regular damage strike!
SCYTHERWOLF starts up with Wring Out! Now her towel is no longer wet!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 tries Reversal! She flips on her back!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Leaf Tornado! She sets her leaf blower to max blast!

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 uses Thunder Fang! But she needs new batteries for those!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Tackle! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 attacks with U-turn! But she just spins around wildly!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Skill Swap! But she doesn't want to exchange her resume with someone else's!

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 tries Celebrate! But she needs to save her party decorations for New Years Eve!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acid Spray! But she wants to get a hazmat first!

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 unleashes Scald! But her stove is all the way back at home!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dynamic Punch! But it comes out as a really cute love tap!

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Hyper Voice! But she left her megaphone at home!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Wave! She waves hello at the lightning overhead!

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 tries Energy Ball! But something about solar panels all over a soccer ball doesn't quite work!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Soak! But her garden hose froze over!

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 uses Heart Swap! But yeah, the surgery...
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Conversion! She does a lot of great math but... it has no effect on the battle!

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 tries Aura Sphere! She just gets really confused for a moment.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Fairy Wind! She sprays some glitter into the air!

TURN ELEVEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Celebrate! But it's still very much 2018!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meditate! But it ends up just as a daydream!

TURN TWELVE
SAMMY0295 attempts Dig! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, causing a 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Beak Blast! But she doesn't even have a nose!

TURN THIRTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Lucky Chant! But she forgot how that song about four-leaf clovers goes!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Precipice Blades! But she doesn't have a clue what that means!

TURN FOURTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Sticky Web! But Spiderman lets that request go to voicemail again.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Leer! But it looks too cute!

TURN FIFTEEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Giga Drain! But the cord to the vacuum just isn't long enough!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Drill Run! But she remembers not to run around with scissors, let alone drills!

TURN SIXTEEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Dynamic Punch! But that's also a cute little love tap!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Brave Bird! But she's feeling a bit chicken for that.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Switcheroo! But she forgets how the shell game trick is supposed to go.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Stockpile! But she forgot to fill it up last night!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SAMMY0295 unleashes Powder! It's confectioner's sugar!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Dragon Rush! But they're feeling rather sleepy today!

TURN NINETEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Metronome! She rolls a bunch of dice and is not sure what to do with the result!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Magnetic Flux! She moves all the refrigerator magnets around!

TURN TWENTY
SAMMY0295 strikes with Shore Up! But she's not really sure what that entails.
SCYTHERWOLF tries Heat Wave! But it's too close to Christmas for that!

TURN TWENTY-ONE!
SAMMY0295 uses Kinesis! But it's only her imagination!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Rain Dance! She jumps up and down but not a drop is to be seen!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SAMMY0295 tries Aqua Ring! She pours water around in a circle!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Memento! But she's all out of Christmas cards!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SAMMY0295 attempts Tri Attack! But she's misplaced her musical triangle!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Bone Club! But she threw out the one from Thanksgiving dinner weeks ago!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SAMMY0295 uses Frost Breath! Despite what the ads tell you, that mint gum doesn't quite do it.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Acid Armor! But she's not so keen on wearing that.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SAMMY0295 tries Sheer Cold! But it's not officially winter yet!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Drill Run! But she remembers what happened last time!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SAMMY0295 unleashes Lucky Chant! She still can't remember the words!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Electric Terrain! But she can't figure out how to plug it in!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SAMMY0295 attempts Powder! It's just more sugar!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Grass Knot! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Whoa, that was another long one! You decide what lovely fate awaits sammy0295! What does she get as an early Christmas present!?

[Scytherwolf]

WHEEL. WHEEL IT MUST BE.