★Devolution Battle Royale!★

**Neo Emolga** · 02-20-2019, 12:09 PM

It's Shake and Bake... and I helped!

MASTER RNG, probably sleepwalking again, draws in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Mega Heracross and NOBLEJANOBII as Typhlosion to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @Noblejanobii

The FUZZY COIN OF WHITE PICKET SUBURBAN FENCES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII starts things off with Role Play! But she didn't get script and has no idea what character she needs to be.
SCYTHERWOLF begins with Metal Burst! She overfills a soda can until it explodes!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Electric Terrain! But dancing to Electric Avenue wasn't quite the same thing.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Parting Shot! But once again she can't understand IKEA's assembly instructions.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Night Shade! But she finds it tricky to wear her aviators at midnight.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gyro Ball! But she'd rather not waste perfectly good Mediterranean food like that.

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Recover! She discovers over two dollars worth of loose change in her couch!
SCYTHERWOLF launches Energy Ball! But zapping a basketball only causes it to blow up.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Sludge Wave! She waves and greets the vats at the sewage treatment plant!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mud Bomb! She blows up a few swampy puddles with C4 plastic explosives!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ember! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on SCYTHERWOLF!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

It BURNS!

Noble, you can either devolve Scytherwolf or Wheel her! You decide!

**Noblejanobii** · 02-20-2019, 01:22 PM

Devolve!!!!

**Neo Emolga** · 02-20-2019, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Devolve!!!!

Done! I think she likes regular Heracross more anyway.

**Neo Emolga** · 02-21-2019, 11:19 PM

Embrace the love and wonder!

MASTER RNG, sporting a wildly huge afro, pulls in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Sableye and BULBASAUR as Charjabug to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Bulbasaur

The FUNKY COIN OF COLORS AND HAPPY FEELINGS OF GLEE has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN 1
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Heart Stamp! But that would involve some grizzly surgery just to do that!
ARANDOMTOOL starts with Dark Void! But he can't get anyone to peer into his calculus textbook.

TURN 2
BULBASAUR launches Charge! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Shadow Force! But the shadows made it clear they don't feel like doing anything today.

TURN 3
BULBASAUR strikes with Hone Claws! But he threw those out when he was finished eating the lobster.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Dizzy Punch! But then Dizzy the Clown sues him for assault and battery damages.

TURN 4
BULBASAUR unleashes Brave Bird! But he's feeling too chicken to try that out.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Conversion 2! But Chip and Dale tell him they'd rather stay Roman Catholic.

TURN 5
BULBASAUR attacks with Lucky Chant! But the noise of it causes a mirror to shatter!
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Geomancy! But even his elite gardening skills don't quite pull it off.

TURN 6
BULBASAUR uses Head Smash! But that results in a pretty rough football penalty.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Speed Swap! But he refuses to let anyone else drive his car.

TURN 7
BULBASAUR attempts Drill Run! But he can't get his drill to even do a push-up!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with X-Scissor! But that turns out to be the one thing Staples didn't have.

TURN 8
BULBASAUR tries Scary Face! But that's packed away with the rest of his Halloween stuff.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Sandstorm! But he only gets a small dust cloud going.

TURN 9
BULBASAUR attacks with Flatter! He tries to squish his pillow down even more!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Light of Ruin! He decides to install some lampposts around the Parthenon!

TURN 10
BULBASAUR strikes with Boomburst! He blows up some explosives with even more explosives!
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Spacial Rend! But he just destroys his spacey science diorama.

TURN 11
BULBASAUR uses Round! It has NO EFFECT on ARANDOMTOOL, causing BULBASAUR to punch a baby and invent new obscenities!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Yeah, that can be a grizzly thing. >.<

Mr Tool, you can devolve Bulbasaur or Wheel him. You decide how the story goes!

**Bulbasaur** · 02-23-2019, 12:36 AM

Guess I'm down to the last hope...

**Neo Emolga** · 02-23-2019, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Bulbasaur

Guess I'm down to the last hope...

Yeah, sorry dude. No word from Tool, so it's a devolve.

**Neo Emolga** · 02-23-2019, 01:34 AM

This craziness you're looking at now is Season 20! Beware!

SEASON 20

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS CINCCINO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PIKACHU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA SABLEYE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS HERACROSS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SHRUIKAN: AS LILLIGANT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 ARNISD: AS SILCOON
STATUS: UP FIRST!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS TYPHLOSION
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SAMMY0295: AS AMOONGUSS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 BULBASAUR: AS GRUBBIN
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

**Neo Emolga** · 02-23-2019, 02:35 AM

Chaos ahoy!

MASTER RNG, failing at trying to manage twenty hula hoops at once, draws in...

ARNISD as Silcoon and NOBLEJANOBII as Typhlosion to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Noblejanobii

The WINKY COIN OF IMPOSSIBLE ICE CREAM SUNDAE CONFIGURATIONS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Twineedle! But she finds it hard to sew like that!
ARNISD begins with Dynamic Punch! But he's missing the ingredients to make a good party drink like that.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Barrage! But she feels bad about throwing so much homework at anyone.
ARNISD tries Inferno! But he still has bad memories about what that did to his barbecue grill.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Captivate! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD attempts Swift! He tosses paper ninja stars around!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mud Shot! She blasts a puddle with her AK-47!
ARNISD utilizes Covet! But he's already got his own AK-47 at home.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Core Enforcer! But she sees no point in protecting the one part of an apple she doesn't care for.
ARNISD launches Origin Pulse! But he's having trouble looking for it.

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Fairy Lock! But it seems cruel to stuff Tinkerbell in a safety deposit box.
ARNISD uses Scratch! But he doesn't want to screw up his vinyl record.

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Tail Glow! But she'd rather not handle that plutonium.
ARNISD unleashes Water Spout! He uses it to refill his watering can!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Arm Thrust! But she accidentally knocks over her cup of tea doing that.
ARNISD tries Pay Day! But the folks in HR tell him he needs to wait until Wednesday for that.

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Vine Whip! She lashes out at the jungle vines!
ARNISD attacks with Conversion! But he hasn't worked up his alchemy skills up enough.

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII tries Water Pulse! She tosses a pebble into the lake to make ripples!
ARNISD strikes with Megahorn! But his tuba doesn't provide much help in this situation.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII launches Sparkly Swirl! But the glitter makes a mess out of her cotton candy.
ARNISD uses Muddy Water! But he feels bad for whoever would have to clean up afterword.

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Memento! But she paid a lot for it and wants to keep it to herself.
ARNISD utilizes Simple Beam! But it seems really complex for him to figure out.

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Reflect Type! But she couldn't decide what mirror she wanted.
ARNISD tries Venoshock! But Veno runs away before he can get his jumper cables on him.

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Aromatic Mist! She sprays Glade to make the whole area smell like lilacs!
ARNISD attempts Grudge! But he already threw his calculus textbook into the bonfire yesterday.

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sheer Cold! But that ended up freezer burning her ice cream. :(
ARNISD attacks with Conversion 2. But he still needs to pass all the other prerequisite alchemy classes.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Electric Terrain! But she forgot the words to Electric Avenue.
ARNISD uses Crunch! He enjoys a delicious chocolate bar!

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Storm Throw! But she can't find what Zeus's cell phone number is.
ARNISD utilizes Eruption! And that's what he gets for using laxatives after Taco Bell.

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Block! But even this Rubik Cube has her baffled.
ARNISD launches Thunder Fang! But he could swear he never saw those for sale during Halloween.

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII tries Veevee Volley! But the Eevee runs away before she can use it in place of a volleyball.
ARNISD strikes with Yawn! But he's already had quite a lot of black coffee.

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Role Play! But she hasn't completed her character sign up form yet!
ARNISD unleashes Shift Gear! But that messes up his watch.

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rage Powder! But it turns out to just be flour.
ARNISD tries Grudge! But there's still no avoiding his taxes.

TURN 22
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes High Jump Kick! And that gets her disqualified from the decathlon.
ARNISD attacks with Happy Hour! But it's already too late and the drinks are back at full price.

TURN 23
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Vice Grip! But she things she might need something stronger than just tongs.
ARNISD attempts Barrier! But he thinks he might need something more than a pillow fort.

TURN 24
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Spit Up! She gets rid of that chewing gum that lost its flavor hours ago!
ARNISD utilizes Accelerock! But he'll admit he just doesn't have those kinds of geology skills.

TURN 25
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Triple Kick! But she's not sure how to do that with only two feet!
ARNISD uses Rest! But that black coffee still has him wired!

TURN 26
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Pay Day! But HR reminds her that she can't collect that early.
ARNISD strikes with Comet Punch! But he doesn't want to go up into space just to whap one of those.

TURN 27
NOBLEJANOBII uses Charge Beam! But it ends up blasting her cell phone rather than restoring its battery life!
ARNISD tries Flash! But the museum staff specifically said they didn't want his camera doing that.

TURN 28
NOBLEJANOBII launches Guard Split! She chops her shield in half for funsies!
ARNISD attacks with Kinesis! It seems to work pretty well up until he wakes up!

TURN 29
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Block! But she still can't figure out that Rubik Cube.
ARNISD unleashes Baby-Doll Eyes! But now he's banned from the toy store for messing up their doll inventory.

TURN 30
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Moonlight! But it doesn't help that there's a cloud overcast now.
ARNISD uses Scald! But he's still waiting for his pot of water to boil.

TIME!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Wow, was kind of expecting at least one fire move from Noble before it got to this. XD

Noble, you can devolve arnisd or Wheel him. All up to you now!