★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Suicune's Fire]

I don't know what the heck this is but it looks amazing and sign me up for the next season! xD

[AWA1997]

I don't know what the heck this is but it looks amazing and sign me up for the next season! xD

I second this emotion, though I do know what this is. (I started stalking it while Jan was a Mimikyu)

[Neo Emolga]

I don't know what the heck this is but it looks amazing and sign me up for the next season! xD

IT IS VERY AMAZING AND WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU WHEN THE BELOVED SEQUEL HITS THEATERS.

I second this emotion, though I do know what this is. (I started stalking it while Jan was a Mimikyu)

And knowledge is power! Power to do many great things!

And many naughty things as well!

[Neo Emolga]

It's the end of the season and we've got...!

MASTER RNG, waltzing in on his back like a crab, drags in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and ARANDOMTOOL as Lucario to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool

The PIZZA COIN OF WONDERLAND ACTION HERO CHINCHILLAS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Hail! He waves hello to everyone!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with Screech! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Safeguard! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against him!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Splishy Splash! But he's too big for the kiddie pool!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA tries Confide! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against him!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

...

...Okay, that was cheesy. But... a win is a win! Rawr.

And you've got all three options open, Mr Tool! Devolve, evolve, or Wheel!? What are you serving?

[ARandomTool]

Nngh... Must... Not... Devolve! Must...

WHEEL!

[Neo Emolga]

Nngh... Must... Not... Devolve! Must...

WHEEL!

YAY ME!

I can't complain, this Bellossom run was very nice and long.

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

Wow. This is what happens when three people have Dunsparce as their #6. XD

And man, you killed two evolution stages with this. I'll get you back! Rawr!

[Neo Emolga]

And here's what we have rolling for Season 12!

SEASON 12

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ARCANINE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS PANGORO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS WHISMUR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS DRUDDIGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS TYPHLOSION
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS MEGA GARDEVOIR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS DELCATTY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

I know you can feel the excitement!

[Neo Emolga]

It's a fresh new season frenzy!

MASTER RNG, wearing jazzy new shades with a blazer, pulls in...

BULBASAUR as Delcatty and ARANDOMTOOL as Lucario to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @ARandomTool

The VIRTUAL COIN OF CHOCOLATE CALAMITY has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Sparkly Swirl! But he's afraid he'll never be able to get that glitter out.
ARANDOMTOOL starts with Pound! But he finds he should have gotten his money exchanged for Euros.

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Coil! He presents a Slinky!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Psychic Terrain! But he has trouble imagining it.

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Psych Up! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the first regular damage strike against him!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Ancient Power! But he never got a degree in archaeology!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR strikes with Oblivion Wing! But he has no idea where they went!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Bubble! But that idea suddenly went burst.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR unleashes Sparkling Aria! But trying to do it with firework sparklers doesn't work out.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Pollen Puff! But he's afraid of triggering his allergies.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR uses Parting Shot! But he doesn't know where the trigger is.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Struggle! But he's still got PP left!

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR tries Spotlight! But it's being used to call in Batman!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Draco Meteor! But he lost his Draco Meteor For Dummies book.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR strikes with Razor Leaf! But that seems really edgy.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Silver Wind! But they've never be able to get the glitter out of everything.

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR attempts Speed Swap! But he's not sure how to put that on Ebay.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Magic Coat! But he can't figure out how to enchant his winter jacket!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Shock Wave! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Wide Guard! But he couldn't get it past the doorway this morning!

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR uses Magnitude! He found out it wasn't supposed to involve a bathroom scale.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Odor Sleuth! But his nose only leads him to Froot Loops!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR attacks with Crafty Shield! But he forget his scissors and glue!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Double Iron Bash! But he left his golf clubs at home!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR tries Sappy Seed! But he doesn't have a shovel to plant it!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Egg Bomb! But he's not sure how to hook a detonator up to it.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Fire Fang! But he doesn't like the idea of setting his teeth on fire.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Power Split! But he doesn't like messing around with wires.

TURN FIFTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Stomp! But it only becomes a tap dance!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Light Screen! But shining a flashlight through a glass pane doesn't seem as effective!

TURN SIXTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Fire Blast! But he knows only he can prevent forest fires.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Blizzard! But he doesn't want to have to shovel snow off of his driveway!

TURN SEVENTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Mist! But spraying water everywhere just makes things damp and clammy.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Hammer Arm! But he decides not to transform a needed appendage into hardware tools.

TURN EIGHTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Baddy Bad! Except he doesn't know what pray tell that involves exactly.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Mist Ball! But he only makes things even more damp and clammy.

TURN NINETEEN
BULBASAUR attempts Diamond Storm! But that seems really expensive to try and pull off.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Thrash! But he ruins a bass guitar trying that!

TURN TWENTY
BULBASAUR unleashes Fleur Cannon! But he thought the cannon needed to be made of flowers too!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Clamp! But that was the one thing he didn't have in his tool bag!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
BULBASAUR attacks with Bubble Beam! Turns out blowing a bunch of bubbles and then frying them with a laser gun wasn't the way to do it.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Spikes! But he remembers what that did to his car tires the last time he used it.

TURN TWENTY-TWO
BULBASAUR tries Thunder Fang! But he doesn't want to plug his teeth into the outlet.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Pika Papow! But the last time he checked, he wasn't Chu enough.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
BULBASAUR strikes with Twister! But putting his left paw on a red dot and his back right leg on a blue one doesn't seem to do much.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Rolling Kick! But he's afraid he might sprain his ankle doing that.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
BULBASAUR uses Octazooka! But that was another whole plane of reality.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Frustration! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against BULBASAUR!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
BULBASAUR tries Inferno! But he put not being a pyromaniac on his New Year's resolutions.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Mat Block! But rolling a wooden cube on the carpet doesn't seem to do anything.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
BULBASAUR strikes with Nature Power! But he can't get the trees and shrubs to listen.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Sketch! Turns out it's tough without anything to draw with!

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
BULBASAUR attacks with U-turn! He turns around and goes backwards!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Focus Energy! But it wasn't supposed to involve getting a clear picture on a battery.

TURN TWENTY-SIX
BULBASAUR tries Pin Missile! But he thinks weaponizing his sewing kit might be illegal.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Heart Stamp! But he can't get the post office and the surgeons to work together on that!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
BULBASAUR uses Sticky Web! But then he found out it was actually a glue trap.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Rollout! He spreads out the dough to make cookies!

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Double Iron Bash! But he left his golf clubs at home!
ARANDOMTOOL uses High Jump Kick! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on BULBASAUR!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Urf, another long one. >.<

Well, Mr Tool, you've got all three options open again! Devolve, Evolve, or Wheel?

[Neo Emolga]

While Mr Tool picks his poison, someone else gets to pick theirs!

MASTER RNG, getting that funky fresh dance groove in, yanks in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Scytherwolf

The STICKY COIN OF HAPPY FRESH GIGA WAFFLES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts up with Icy Wind! But she'd rather feel warm and cozy inside.
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Spit Up! But he figures no one wants to see fresh phlegm today.

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Ember! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Whirlwind! But he only gets a small gust going with his hand fans.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Heat Crash! But driving a car into a furnace wasn't the solution.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Throat Chop! But it comes out as a love bump!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Frustration! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Torment! He fries some ants with a magnifying glass!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Storm Throw! But she hasn't figured out how to toss those around yet.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Trump Card! But his playing deck only has Democrats.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Secret Power! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Since you can't evolve and you've already had the wonderful pleasure of Wheeling Chakra, it's a devolve to Stufful!

He said himself he was getting tired of Bewear anyway! XD

[Chakramaster]

Yeah I guess I deserved that one xD. Need to learn to keep my mouth shut if I wanna win xD. Neo is in the best position right now.