★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Chakramaster]

Well, that was quick, congrats to you! lmao

Flygon was nice, it was fun 'til it lasted, Vibrava's still cool and I get to keep my theme hehe

Haha, honestly lucky you. I kinda want something different than Mega Swampert now xD. I stand by what I keep saying. RNG hates me. It’s a love/hate thing. It loves to hate me while still loving me.

[Neo Emolga]

And the madness continues!

MASTER RNG wants some spicy carnage so it drags...

SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim and NEO ODDISH as Oddish to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf
(Guess it loves this match-up all the time!)

The LEGENDARY COIN OF TACTICAL INSANITY has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Volt Switch! She turned the lights on!
NEO ODDISH starts with Outrage! But he's still too mellow for that!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with False Swipe! False enough to the point where it didn't happen!
NEO ODDISH uses Brave Bird! But he's a little too chicken for that! (har har)

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trop Kick! But she just does a little dance instead!
NEO ODDISH unleashes Sky Uppercut! But that's a little hard without hands!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Inferno! But Smoky the Bear tells her only she can prevent forest fires.
NEO ODDISH tries Hold Back! Well, he holds back alright.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spiky Shield! But using a Sandslash as a living shield doesn't work out.
NEO ODDISH tries Fire Fang! But he isn't crazy about spicy vampires.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Bounce! But he exercise ball deflates!
NEO ODDISH uses Thunder Punch! But with no hands...

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Dive! But there's no swimming pool here!
NEO ODDISH tries Flame Charge! But he doesn't like the heat.

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sand Tomb! But she forget a shovel!
NEO ODDISH attempts Waterfall! But that doesn't fly either.

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Shadow Sneak! But it's too bright out!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Stone Edge! But he didn't feel like carrying rocks today.

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shock Wave! But her batteries are dead.
NEO ODDISH tries X-Scissor! But he just does a funky dance.

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Flash Cannon! But weaponizing her camera doesn't work!
NEO ODDISH strikes with Rock Blast! But yeah, without those rocks...

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Psycho Boost! But she's not up for a Hitchcock marathon.
NEO ODDISH tries Rock Polish! Really should have brought those rocks along...

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Discharge! We laugh as she keeps thinking she's an electric type and I'm a rock type.
NEO ODDISH tries Harden! But he's too much of a softie.

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Heart Swap! But that would require some pretty intense surgery.
NEO ODDISH attacks with Forest's Curse! But he realizes the forest doesn't like foul language.

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Take Down! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO ODDISH!
NEO ODDISH responds with Multi-Attack! But he just can't figure out how that works.

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mimic! But she's not into the whole mime thing.
NEO ODDISH attempts Hone Claws! But he doesn't even have hands.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hypnosis! But NEO ODDISH has had his morning coffee. ;)
NEO ODDISH uses Karate Chop! But again, no hands!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Hydro Pump! But she didn't connect the hose.
NEO ODDISH tries Freeze-Dry! But he's not up for the chilly right now.

TURN NINETEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Super Fang! But decides on no for vampires.
NEO ODDISH tries Roar! But it just sounds adorable!

TURN TWENTY
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Defend Order! But she's the only one listening!
NEO ODDISH uses Spark! No, you're not an electric type either!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Focus Punch! But she forgot how it goes!
NEO ODDISH tries Megahorn! No hands and no horns either.

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Aurora Beam! It's that colored flashlight again!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Fling! But there's no rubber bands anywhere!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Substitute! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO ODDISH!
NEO ODDISH responds with Mega Punch! Still no hands!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Bolt Strike! Still not an electric type, ma!
NEO ODDISH uses Rototiller! I don't even know what that is.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Fire Pledge! But she's not up for making promises like that.
NEO ODDISH tries Leer! But he's too adorable!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Power Swap! But she'd rather keep her powers to herself.
NEO ODDISH strikes with Soft-Boiled! But he lacks the eggs for that!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mean Look! But she's too cute for that too!
NEO ODDISH uses Swift! But he's feeling more sluggish.

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses Disarming Voice! But she forgot what she's supposed to say!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Heal Block! Was it supposed to be a cube?

TURN TWENTY-NINE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Leer! She's also too cute for that!
NEO ODDISH tries Brick Break! But he can't figure out how to use the jackhammer!

TURN THIRTY
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Memento! But she just ends up singing a nice song.
NEO ODDISH attacks with Fake Tears! But he ain't no crybaby.

TURN THIRTY-ONE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder! Nope, still no electric powers!
NEO ODDISH tries Eruption! He drops Mentos into diet Coke!

TURN THIRTY-TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Baby-Doll Eyes! She looks adorable, but it doesn't do much more than swoon the audience!
NEO ODDISH strikes with Gyro Ball! But it's a Greek gyro squashed into a ball and it just gets messy.

TURN THIRTY-THREE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Boomburst! But she kind of forgets how that goes too.
NEO ODDISH attempts Focus Energy! But he's feeling a little sapped out.

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF uses Drill Peck! It's cute without a beak!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Heart Swap! But yeah, no surgery here, please.

TURN THIRTY-FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Diamond Storm! But you'd need to be pretty rich for that.
NEO ODDISH attempts Sludge Bomb! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

NEO ODDISH WINS!

AT LAST THE LOSING STREAK DIES! Sorry, but I badly needed this for once. XD

Guess I'm probably one of the more merciful ones here and I'm going to take my evolution back to Gloom (as tempting as it is to Wheel Scytherwolf!!!). Because I'm a persistent die-hard little badass and want Bellossom, as bloody awful as Gloom is. Plus Scytherwolf's Cherrim getup is fantastic and it's one of my most prestigious accomplishments. XD

On top of all that there's a token to be won out of pulling this off, so... there's that. WE TRY AGAIN!

[arnisd]

The mega swampert keeps rampaging about :p
Also yay scyther gets to keep the results of ma wheels :)

[Neo Emolga]

The mega swampert keeps rampaging about :p

The crazy thing is he even WANTS to be Wheeled, but can't because he keeps winning. XD

[Neo Emolga]

HA HA HA HA HA AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE BUT YOU'RE NOT WELCOME TO MAYHEM YAY.

MASTER RNG loves you all, but it likes a certain two of us more today, so it takes...

BULBASAUR as Kyogre and NOBLEJANOBII as Zorua to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @Noblejanobii

The OBSCENE COIN OF TRAVESTY has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBSAUR kicks things off with Spirit Shackle! But his finds out they don't have a For Dummies book on that.
NOBLEJANOBII starts with Rage! But she's feeling quite mellow actually.

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Lunge! He gets it confused with "lunch" and orders an Italian sub.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Gyro Ball! But she didn't watch yesterday's battle to see how that mess turned out previously.

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Fury Swipes! But that seems kind of hard.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Aromatherapy! She sprays some Glade around!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR unleashes Poison Tail! Well, maybe not this time.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Minimize! But all her open windows just go to the task bar!

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR attempts Gyro Ball! He doesn't get how it works either.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Grudge! Still feeling too mellow!

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR tries Flame Charge! But that's kind of hard as a whale fish dude.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Crafty Shield! But Etsy tells her it's going to be at least a month until it's done!

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Double Hit! Well, it doesn't even conjure up a single hit.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Play Rough! Still feeling mellow there.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR uses Horn Attack! But he seems to be missing the horn part.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Water Gun! But her Super Soaker 1000 seems to be missing its ammunition!

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Light Screen! But his use of wax paper seems kind of ineffective.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Eruption! And it's Mentos in diet cola again!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR attempts Soft-Boiled! Well, guess who forgot to stock up the fridge again?
NOBLEJANOBII tries Spore! But no one's fooled that it's actually chili powder.

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Sky Drop! Well, guess who's not flying?
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ingrain! Except she's got feet, not roots. XD

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Ominous Wind! But we just get a lot of "OOOoooooooOOooooing"
NOBLEJANOBII tries Wonder Room! And it's psychedelic wallpaper!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Ice Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Spotlight! But she forgot to connect the power to it!

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR tries Blaze Kick! It's sooo funny when they don't actually have feet!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Pollen Puff! It's actually just Cheetos.

TURN FIFTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Scratch! But he doesn't like record-skipping sounds.
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Nature Power! Except she picked the Thief class, not the Druid one.

TURN SIXTEEN
BULBASAUR goes with a V-create! But he just has that deer in the headlights look.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Calm Mind! It hits BULBASAUR for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN SEVENTEEN
BULBASAUR rolls with a Take Down! But he forgets where he's supposed to go with that.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Flame Wheel! But she just soaks a tire with gasoline and lights it.

TURN EIGHTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Bide! But he just sits there the whole time.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Tail Slap! But it's so soft and plushy!

TURN NINETEEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Diamond Storm! But it's really just cubic zirconia.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Imprison! It hits BULBASAUR for the 2nd regular damage strike!

TURN TWENTY
BULBASAUR attempts Leech Life! It's a drinking straw!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Reversal! She walks backwards doing the moonwalk!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
BULBASAUR strikes with Super Fang! But vampires stopped being cool with Twilight.
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Peck! Hey, you try it without a beak!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
BULBASAUR attacks with Haze! It's just a humidifier!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Bulldoze! But she forget where she left the keys.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
BULBASAUR uses Icy Wind! It hits NOBLEJANOBII for the 2nd regular damage strike!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Inferno! But her Carolina Reaper peppers only work if they're actually eaten.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
BULBSAUR attacks with Mimic! Except he didn't even bring Carolina Reaper peppers!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Roost! She can't figure out how the birds do it!

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
BULBASAUR uses Flying Press! But one can only dream...
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Beak Blast! Well, maybe if it was Beakless Blast, it would have worked!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
BULBASAUR tries Dragon Rage! But he just exhales and nothing comes out!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Surf! But she can't get the beach to cooperate!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
BULBASAUR uses Inferno! Except he can't even get the matches to work!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Chip Away! She breaks her chocolate chip cookies apart!

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
BULBASAUR tries Dragon Rush! Except he doesn't quite feel draconic today.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Reversal! It's that moonwalk again!

TURN TWENTY-NINE
BULBASAUR attempts Snatch! Except he kind of lacks the subtly.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Thousand Waves! Except that's a really long time to say hello.

TURN THIRTY
BULBASAUR tries Thunderbolt! It hits NOBLEJANOBII for the 3rd and final regular damage strike!

BULBASAUR WINS!

VERY close match, but it's all up to you now, dude! What's it going to be!?

[Bulbasaur]

Devolve her! No mercy!

[Neo Emolga]

Devolve her! No mercy!

And you JUST got that in. XD Nice last minute save!

See you as Mimikyu next season, @Noblejanobii!

[Noblejanobii]

[Neo Emolga]

And it's another fun disaster!

MASTER RNG decides to make new friends by lassoing in

SHRUIKAN as Shaymin (Sky Forme) and SAMMY0295 as Clawitzer to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @sammy0295

The CRAZED COIN OF WOE AND CUPCAKES has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Kinesis! But she kinda just imagined it!
SHRUIKAN starts with Round! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 uses Ingrain! But she just digs a hole!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Rock Polish! He made the terrain nice and shiny!

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 attacks with Nature's Madness! But Mother Nature is actually feeling kind of mellow today.
SHRUIKAN tries Solar Beam! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on SAMMY0295!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

Well dude, it's your barbecue now! So what's on the menu for sammy!?

[Shruikan]

I must have all the tokens, thus I shall use the wheel.