★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[ARandomTool]

Not to brag, but under current rules, you're gonna have a bad time with me.
11 of 18 types are Not Very Effective or worse, including 2 Self-Destructs for Dragon and Poison.
Only 2 are Super Effective.

Have fun facing that RNGsus blessing!

[Scytherwolf]

Things are getting INTENSE here!

[Neo Emolga]

Not to brag, but under current rules, you're gonna have a bad time with me.
11 of 18 types are Not Very Effective or worse, including 2 Self-Destructs for Dragon and Poison.
Only 2 are Super Effective.

Have fun facing that RNGsus blessing!

I DO have to admit, you did your homework and picked some of the best alternatives to ghosts that you could. Plus Mawile is a cool Pokemon. Very tempted to take the dude for a spin in DBR2.

Things are getting INTENSE here!

YOU BET! Working on the next battle now, so stay tuned!

[Neo Emolga]

Shake it 'till you make it!

MASTER RNG, going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Lugia and CHAKRAMASTER as Noivern to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster

The SQUEAKY COIN OF GUMDROP BUTTONS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Heart Stamp! But he doesn't have an ink pad!
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Autotomize! But he doesn't have the programming skills for that!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Scratch! He gets rid of that pesky itch on his back!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Origin Pulse! He figured out how to track his heartbeat!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Protect! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Parting Shot! But he's all out of ammunition!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Mystical Fire! But setting his glitter aflame doesn't do anything!
CHAKRAMASTER launches Scratch! He gets rid of a pesky itch as well!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Guard Split! He chops a shield clean in half!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Rock Polish! He makes them all lovely and shiny!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA busts out with Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Spite! He gets the spelling wrong and ends up with lemon-lime soda!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Seed! But he couldn't find any for sale in Home Depot's gardening section!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Rage! But he's feeling just too mellow at the moment!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA launches Blast Burn! He blows up a barbecue grill for overcooking his burgers!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Jump Kick! But he fumbles and lands on his butt!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA tries Wing Attack! And he can't believe Lugia doesn't have this move! (really?!)
CHAKRAMASTER breaks out with Revelation Dancer! But he forgot how the moves go!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Dazzling Gleam! He glues glitter all over a trophy!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Blast! He blows up a boulder with dynamite!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Growl! But he breaks out laughing instead!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Sand Tomb! He buries his action figures in a sandbox!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA attempts Thrash! But it just looks like a crazy dance!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Hurricane! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA launches Howl! But there's no full moon in sight!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Fake Tears! He sprays saline all over his face!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Bestow! But he's not sure what to part with!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Frost Breath! But no amount of mint gum can help him do it!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Aromatic Mist! He sprays Glade air freshener everywhere!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Conversion 2! But he hasn't gotten that far in his alchemy major.

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Multi-Attack! But he can't use multiple controllers at once!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Mind Blown! He can't believe it's not butter!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA tries Payback! But he doesn't owe anything!
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Slash! But that messed up his tires the last time he tried it!

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA attempts Mud Bomb! He blows up a puddle with a grenade!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Giga Drain! But he doesn't have a drinking straw big enough!

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA breaks out with Quick Attack! But he's kind of feeling sluggish today.
CHAKRAMASTER launches Brave Bird! But he's too chicken to try it!

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Flash Cannon! But it only results in an exploded camera.
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Icicle Spear! But he forgot to keep it safe in his freezer!

TURN 21
NEO EMOLGA whips out Fire Pledge! But he already exploded his barbecue grill!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Bolt Strike! He whacks a screw with a hammer!

TURN 22
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Substitute! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

... >:3

You know what means. Muah ha ha ha ha! PAYBACK!

The Wheelz is realz. This may sting a bit. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Uh oh, spaghetti-Ohs!

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Oh god, that's a suckfest! I swear, I have the WORST Wheel ever. It's even worse than whatever Aglome Oen would create. Golly, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing but I am! XD

I'll be honest... I'd rather be Gloom than Weepinbell. That says a lot.

[Noblejanobii]

The thing that I hate the most about this is the spots on the Weepinbell in the banner are not the correct color and it bothers me greatly.

[Neo Emolga]

The thing that I hate the most about this is the spots on the Weepinbell in the banner are not the correct color and it bothers me greatly.

Wow, I didn't even notice that. But now that you pointed it out, golly, it makes it that much worse. XD

[Noblejanobii]

Wow, I didn't even notice that. But now that you pointed it out, golly, it makes it that much worse. XD

Glad I was able to spread the suffering.

[Neo Emolga]

Super slappy happy!

MASTER RNG, sitting on his own whoopie cushion, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Vileplume and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Mawile to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @ARandomTool

The DOOBIE BROTHER COIN OF WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN 1
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Endure! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Roar of Time! She shouts the display on her watch!

TURN 2
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Liquidation! He sells his shares of stock for cash!
SCYTHERWOLF busts out with Zing Zap! But her taser doesn't have that setting.

TURN 3
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Retaliate! But SCYTHERWOLF haven't done anything to him yet!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mega Kick! She scores a soccer goal but she's supposed to be battling!

TURN 4
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Psycho Shift! And now Windows thinks he wants to enable sticky keys.
SCYTHERWOLF breaks out with Ember! But she has nothing to light her sparkler with!

TURN 5
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Aurora Beam! He shoots at them with his laser rifle but nothing happens!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Natural Gift! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN 6
ARANDOMTOOL launches Bubble Beam! He creates a bubble bath and then blasts it with his laser rifle!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Fissure! But she isn't able to get the sidewalk crack any larger.

TURN 7
ARANDOMTOOL uses Psycho Cut! While he's in the shower, he attacks his attacker instead!
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes Mud Sport! But she doesn't want to have to take a shower later.

TURN 8
ARANDOMTOOL breaks out with Air Slash! He swings his sword at the sky but nothing happens!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Cut! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against her!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Yeah... this dude knows what he was doing when he picked Mawile. :P

Tool, you can either devolve Scytherwolf or Wheel her. Up to you!

[ARandomTool]

Told ya, you're just gonna hurt yourself.

Now I said it before and I'll say it again,

A 3 of 3 is a Wheel for me!