1000 Ways To Portal

[Pokeman]

WELCOME, TO UHH... 1000 WAYS TO PORTAL. The object of this game is that you have a portal gun, and we all list things we can do with said portal gun. We keep going until there has been 1000 ways to portal posted.

Rules: 1. PXR Rules apply.
2. 5 ways per post.
3. Only 2 portals can be used.
4. Have fun!

I'll go first, and I'll use the most generic way:

1. Shoot a portal on the ground, and another portal directly above portal on ground and jump into portal.
2. Shoot a portal on the middle of a highway and another on the side of a skyscraper AND LET CHAOS REIGN

[ShadowJay]

3. Shoot a portal under your butt in your bed and shoot a portal over your toilet. 'Nuff said.