The PXR Vending Machine!

[Morzone]

Out comes.... nothing? Oh wait the machine's jammed. Someone's ego was trying to come out.

*Puts in a rock*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a Geodude!

*inserts Geodude*

[Thomas]

You get a shiny Geodude! [Geodude used Self destruct!] Wait what. YOU KILLED US ALL!

I insert a copyright strike.

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes an old YouTube music video!

*Inserts a duck*

[Thomas]

You get an angry Psyduck.

I insert an Alolan Exeggutor. Twas damn hard to do, but I did it.

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a palm tree!

*Somehow inserts a Snorlax*

[Thomas]

It pops back out! [Snorlax used Self Destruct!] You taught it Self Destruct, didn't you?

I insert a microwave that has a microwave inside, cooking it for 105 (microwave converted to numbers) seconds.

[Noblejanobii]

Out comes a microwave

I insert a hat.

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes two hats!

*inserts two hats*

[Morzone]

Out comes Four hats!

In goes three hats. I keep one for myself