King of the Hill!

[MichaelXD]

The earphones and listening to certain music and songs just brings music to my ears. By chance, I have this one to take this hill back and stay forever strong with good will.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I destroy your headphones, which makes your will weak and allows me to shove you off. The hill is mine, methinks.

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

With money to buy another, I also go back inside to listen to my little music. I then build my house on this hill. So I'm at the top of the hill now.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I take your house on the hill and drop-kick it to oblivion, and ban you from listening to music while I'm at it. Just you. Nobody else.

With that done...

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

Sends out Tyrunt with a combination of Stealth Rock and Dragon Tail, it blows Tazz away and forces her out. With that done, Tyrunt uses Rest and lands this hill and makes it mine. Then we snooze here and dream about some other dinosaur Pokémon, Amaura, or some other dinosaur in general.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Except...I have Suction Cups, which force me to stay in. I punish Tyrunt's Rest with Wake-Up Slap, which OHKO's Tyrunt. I then proceed to use the unconscious body of Tyrunt to slam you sky high. STRATEGY!

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

I find a ton of Revival Herbs and then revive my dinosaur. Then I take Tyrunt and all other dinosaur Pokémon and find a bucket and go to Dino World. Except for Rhyhorn is female instead of male. At least it has LightningRod.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...I turn the bucket upside down and trap you. Oh, and before you get ideas, I buried it underground as well. Good luck taking back a hill...Which, in fact, you never even bothered trying to take back from me last post...

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

Oops, my bad! I forgot. Well we encountered a hill in Dino World anyway, and the bucket doesn't actually exist from there. I or Harry has to jump up to get out of it. The hill from Dino World becomes that hill in the real world. So now I can claim this hill and sleep on it until the next day.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Mike was banned. :P Poor Mike.

I claim the hill in his absolute absence.

MY HILL!!!