Earning your doctorate in madness and mayhem has never been this easy!
Okay, it’s not a real doctorate, but a hot dog isn’t a real dog and a hamburger isn’t made of ham so I get a free pass on this one.
More unsuspecting artists submitted art to dA and they got popular, so it’s time to give them some NEMM treatment! Maybe next time they’ll learn from their dire mistakes! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
Bugmach + Pokemon by thiago-almeida
If you thought Scizor wasn’t tough and badass enough, well, here’s your heavily-armored Mobile Suit Gundam version that comes equipped with a fusion reactor, an internal alien supercomputer, and ion cannons that can melt a Star Destroyer like a scoop of ice cream sitting on a hot manhole cover in Phoenix, Arizona. Probably really good at chess too, but Twister… not so much.
I wonder if he does children’s birthday parties.
Pokemon Fusion – Dusynea by catandcrown
Aww, lookie at the cute lil’ doggo! He just wants you to take him home for cuddles and tickles and THE FEAST OF ANARCHY FOR THE DARK UPRISING OF THE ENTERAL WARBEASTS OF DOOM AND AGONY. But maybe when the UNHOLY HARVESTING OF SOULS is complete, you two can go for a walk to the doggie park or play fetch with the BONES OF YOUR FALLEN ENEMIES!
Is he good with children? I don’t know, but hey, only one way to find out! Hey kiddies, who wants to pet the FLESH-EATING DUSYNEA FIRST!? If no one raises their hands, I’m going to start calling on people!
Pokemon – May by ViViVooVoo
Dang, definitely looks like May has matured a bit, unlike some characters we know! *coughashcough* She looks like she went from training Torchics and Beautiflys and has a RAMBO THE RAMPAGING COLOSSUS OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION packed into that Pokéball instead! And that would be a GREAT nickname for any crazy powerful Pokémon if only they allowed limitless character spaces for nicknames (which might also explain why Feraligatr’s spelling is so wonky-weirdy).
Ash, you’re falling behind, get with the program and grow up!
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: Anniversary by StarlightNexus-Chan
Everything is GLOWING!!!
This is a neat tribute to PMD2, but to anyone who has never played it, I’m sorry to disappoint, but things don’t actually glow this much in the actual game. But if you take a bunch of glow sticks, break them open, pour all that luscious glowy goodness all over your room, yourself, and all over your Gameboy, only you can prevent forest fires.
Misty Cosplay: Pokemon by RiiCosplay
It’s yet ANOTHER MISTY COSPLAY! Wow, as if last week’s crazy and seemingly endless Misty cosplay jamboree wasn’t enough to satisfy your ravaging and unholy hunger for Misty coplays, here’s another to feed into that dark, eternal fiery passion pit you have in your heart!
I can’t tell what we’ve had more of. Lycanroc stuff or Misty stuff. It’s time. Definitely time for a Lycanroc and Misty mashup where Misty looks like a Lycanroc-themed werewolf and goes RAMPAGING THROUGHOUT LAVENDER TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HOWLING AND selling Girl Scout cookies because everyone can always be persuaded into buying those. And of course, adopting cute and adorable fluffy rescue kittens of love and joy. That would not be the hero we deserve. That would be the hero we need right now.
That’s it for this lovely week, boys, girls, and genderless inanimate objects! Remember, if you have trouble spelling “Australia,” just remember there’s no “trail” in there!
