What better way to bring in 2018 than with more mayhem!?
My New Year’s resolution for 2018 is to make a big list and break them all just for funsies! As someone who goes to the gym on a regular basis (and not because of a New Year’s resolution!), I’m kinda not really look forward to having the gym classes be mobbed, all the parking spaces be taken, and risk having my special workout spot in the back of the room taken. That’s pesky. Pesky like accidentally sitting on your ice cream sundae pesky.
Onto the art!
Commission – Pokemon Trainer Jake by catandcrown
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Okay, so what are these two really talking about? Or is it only Jake’s tablet that’s talking to Porygon and they’re conspiring an evil plan to take over humanity? And Jake, unknowing of what is transpiring behind this evil technology, thinks everything’s cool and a-okay? “Hey, Tablet Unit X10342, that whole Skynet idea sounds really cool! I like! :D” “Yes, the humans will be our slaves! But should we make the robot takeover more like the Matrix or more like the Terminator series!? :D” “Either one is a yay for us! :D”
Actually, I’m not too worried. The last time I saw some algorithm thingy try to adapt AI opponents to a new map setting in an online game, all the bots jumped off the cliff and died in a very easy and convenient pile. :D
Sun and Moon Pokemon by Usoi
Everyone looks so elated! Well, save for Litten who is stuck between Rockruff’s breath and Popplio’s butt. And whatever the frick Rowlet is doing behind him. Seriously, what is Rowlet doing exactly that we can’t see? Is Rowlet getting his funky dance grove thing on? Or is he thinking “Oh, if I bite Litten’s tail right there, how much will he feel it? Let’s find out!” And last but not least, Litten is like “well, I guess I’ll tolerate these psychos. For now. I am going to need servants when the inevitable feline global takeover is complete.
See, I’m more concerned about cats taking over the world than machines. Although it would be awesome if there was a cats versus robots war while humanity would be like “oh crap, we’re definitely losing no matter who wins this one.”
Sun and Moon by nicetsukichi
I love how Lunala is wearing a smirk and highly interested eyes like she’s thinking “oOoooohh, Lillie, your finger smells like cinnamon and s’mores with maple syrup for some completely unexplainable reason!” It’s just the kind of screwy Yankee Candle fragrance you need when you’re traveling on Solgaleo’s back in the middle of… the vacuum of space and clouds and… wherever the heck they’re floating.
And it’s hard to tell if Solgaleo is happy or aggravated. Happy as a “Ooooh, I love that amazing and completely oddball coincidence smell too!” or aggravated as a “Lillie, for pete’s sake, your butt’s been riding on my back for the last six hours, do I look like a horse to you!?” kind of way.
HL – The Bridge by KayVeeDee
…And after many days and nights running through the cities in her effort to try and escape the police, the lone Ivysaur gijinka had finally arrived in the forest. She needed a moment to rest, and what better way to do that than to sit down on a log, gaze out onto the river, and listen to the bird Pokémon chirping and the babbling of the stream. She sighed for a moment, knowing she would need to get back to running and escaping the authorities soon enough, but for now, she could spend a moment here to catch her breath. That and maybe check a few memes. She then looked down at the device in her hand and she sighed with disappointment.
“Crap, there’s no Wi-Fi here.”
151-Stratelord by Dragonith
And here’s a fakemon based off of a satellite! That’s kind of nifty! I mean, we’ve already seen official Pokémon based off of inanimate objects like keys, leis, ice cream cones, and freaking killer sand castles! So we’ll probably see more to come like ones based on pencils, toothbrushes, and a ghost Pokémon that takes the form of a killer viola that leads lost children to Djibouti and makes them have nightmares of failing classes they finished years ago!
But for now, enjoy Stratelord’s “I’m not so sure waking it up without coffee was a good idea” look. Or maybe it just got a really bad Scrabble hand with five I’s and an O and a U.
And that’s the last shipment of fluffy art in 2017! If some wise guy thinks he’s funny saying “hurr, hurr, see you next year,” bop them on the nose with your fist and say “hey, guess we’ll see that next year too!”
