It’s our 50th episode! And it’s the exciting show where we don’t charge for parking, there’s no admission fee, and it’s BYOB all day!
It’s our 50th episode and you’re welcome to join in the head-banging and party antics or you can just, you know, sit in the corner and play on your phone.
We’re sticking with the random Pokémon theme, and our randomizer is ready to spit out a willing candidate! Who will it be!? The spirits of RNG declare…
PIKIPEK is this week’s candidate! Ooh, that’s a good one! Who doesn’t love this spunky little woodpecker that evolves into an even BIGGER woodpecker before it becomes… an entirely different species of bird altogether. But hey, we’ve been dealing with this funky evolution thing since the whole Dragonair to Dragonite came along, so we’re all kind of used to it by now. Bring on the hamster that evolves into a guinea pig before it becomes a badger! Come on, Game Freak, we’re waiting!
Anywho, let’s see what the mysterious realm of DeviantArt has to say about our friendly little woodpecker bird!
Pikipek by Lanmana
It’s so cute! You can totally see why plushies of this little guy exist. It makes a great take over the world scheme. Come up with many cute little critters with oversized heads, then make plushies out of them, then sell the plushies, and profit in the battle against wallets and credit ratings! But look at those eyes, it makes it easy to be complacent with this!
Pikipek by TsaoShin
Aww, darn it, and you thought the last guy was cute! This version’s extra fluffy just for you! With eyes so shiny and reflective that he can help you put your contact lenses back in! Or find out you had a funky black poppy seed thing in your teeth all day long since breakfast. See, you could never be mad at this guy and you could keep him on your shoulder all day long even while driving, snorkeling, reading, and sleeping like he was permanently glued there.
Pikipek by SarahRichford
Hey, now we get this nifty cartoonish version! See, you can draw this fun and friendly woodpecker bird in all kinds of ways! Which way will you choose!? Is he excited? Is he curious? Though he does kind of look like he has the “le-te-dah everything is swell and- OMG BERRIES DROP EVERYTHING I’M DOING RIGHT NOW AND GET ‘EM GET ‘EM GET ‘EM!”
And that’s a wrap, ladies and gentlemen! Remember that if your phone battery dies, you can always still send letters instead!
