The Last Poster Wins! [v5]

[Metal Gear Snivy]

So, v5 of the Chit Chat game... The time has come. If you can go 48 hours [2 Days] without anyone posting after your poster, you win! So, uh... yeah. Go nuts!

Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] "
[v4] DesperadoBRT

[Death's Spook]

Kukh. You won that quickly?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

That was my exact reaction. 48 hours was around 11 AM my time today. :P

[Death's Spook]

Huh. Ok. It's official. You need to be bisected.

[VeloJello]

Nar, don't be mean to the other members.

[Death's Spook]

I'm never mean. I'm the epitome of kindness and gentleness. [/BLATANTLIES]

[Dragotech]

this person must be really nice=P

[Death's Spook]

Clearly.

[Dragotech]

Sooooo... Pie... Apple is definitely one of the better flavors

[Death's Spook]

Especially thrown. It splats quite nicely.

[Dragotech]

perhaps, but I prefer ingesting it personally

[Death's Spook]

Pecan pie is for ingesting. Apple pie is for projectile purposes.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

[Caite-chan]

I had better win this one then.

[Death's Spook]

Dream.

[Micro]

Might as well say something completely useless and totally random... <.<

[Dragotech]

I have a very serious question of the highest possible importance.

What color are Brock's eyes?

[Death's Spook]

It's obvious. They're squinty.

[VeloJello]

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/8/87/Brock_open_eyes.png/220px-Brock_open_eyes.png

You wanted to know.

[Micro]

That's... Pretty creepy. D:

[Corey]

They're black dots. The running gag is over, everyone.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

But is the game over?

[Death's Spook]

But is the game over?

Never. You just lost it, in fact.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

And so did you.

[Caite-chan]

And so did you.

[Death's Spook]

And so did you.

Nope. I've won it. Already. :P

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Four words of nope.

[Death's Spook]

Incorrect. I have done so. Because I'm boss enough to do the impossible.

[Elbub]

I have no idea what you're talking about; all I know is that I haven't posted here in a while, and should displace somebody.

[Death's Spook]

Kind of like I did to you?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ninja's Narph's Notorious, Neverending Nozzle of Nearly Nasty posts*

I had to be alliterative. :P No hard feelings!

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

http://en.bloguru.com/userdata/548/548/2013/orig_201306031604060.jpg

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SPAM!!!!

*Kills the Spam with fire*

...OK, I think we're safe!

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

And then the mods stroll in.

[Death's Spook]

Or I just wield the ultimate weapon against flames and Spam. Sarcasm!

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Seems we got a troll here guize.

[Micro]

Can I haz sarcasm?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sarcasm only makes the trolls try harder. Really, responding at all makes the trolls try harder, so not even acknowledging them is the key.

IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION, PEOPLE!

[Micro]

Well... You seem very confident about this all. <.<

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

CONFIDENCE IS HOW THINGS GET DONE!!!

THERE ARE NO SUBSTITUTES!!! NOT EVEN THE MOVE SUBSTITUTE CAN CREATE A SUBSTITUTE FOR CONFIDENCE!!!

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

This thread needs more Dragon-types.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I AM A DRAGON TYPE!!!

MAYBE!!!

I AM MAYBE A DRAGON TYPE!!!

[Caite-chan]

*Insert Fairy type here*

[Death's Spook]

Mab sneers at your "Fairy" type. She is queen of the Aos Sí. For what you have done, she will slowly freeze you into incoherent chunks of ice from your toes to the top of your head.

[Micro]

K.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Cool story bro.

[Micro]

<.< Best story PXR.

[Bulbasaur]

Back from vacation with this not winning post!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Cool story bro, now make me a Bulbasaur salad. With actual Bulbasaur bulbs with the spore sacs removed.

I'm just kidding. *Awkward Tidus laugh*

[Death's Spook]

I like morbidity. It's fun!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I'm guessing you wouldn't mind the Digimon reference that Sabi, Grassy, and I like so much. and maybe Suicune's Fire

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ninja's in a post*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

No! You cannot--

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOSQUID.

[Genesis]

I'm back. Anyone missed me?
Guess not. Most of you don't know me :p

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ninja's in another post, slamming Vetega in the face for good measure*

[Bulbasaur]

Who is Vetega? I only know Vegeta.

[Genesis]

Who is Vetega? I only know Vegeta.
I was going to ask the same.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

You guys are spelling it wrong, it's obviously Vetega. The Hypnotoad says so.

[Genesis]

You are killing the Prince with your ignorance of his almighty name.

[Bulbasaur]

If the Hypnotoad says it, it must be.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[Goldwynaut]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

i am too powerful to fall to hypnotoad

[Bulbasaur]

That is a big lie.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I AM BEYOND ALL OF YOUR POWER, FOR I WIELD A CHEESECAKE!!!

[Bulbasaur]

jklfejklfdjkljklgfd

I almost won...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I ALSO WIELD THE POWER OF BEING PXR KING OF THE HILL!! (Think an endless version of The Last Poster wins, and you get an idea.)

ALSO, ALL OF THE POWER OF THE PE2K VERSION OF KOTH! The ones that I got, anyways.

BEHOLD THE POWER!!! BEHOLD IT AND DESPAIR!!!

[Caite-chan]

The Queen is here! xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Wait, does that mean I should be paired with you?

*Quizzical tilt of head*

[Caite-chan]

The King and Queen! xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Are you suggesting pairing?

Like, seriously now, I barely know you. :P

[Caite-chan]

Hey....you are the one that pointed it out. xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No no, seriously serious, are you trying to pair me? :P

[Caite-chan]

Maybe just maybe.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Blushes*

*Attempts, but fails, to hide blush*

...OK then...Moving on...*Whistling*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

postpostpostpostpost...

Post?

[Caite-chan]

Muahaha....victory is MINE!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Still blushing, Ninja's in post without a word*

[Caite-chan]

If not King and Queen we could be Prince and Princess. :D

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Has no clue how to interact with girls*

DO YOU WANT TO PAIR ME OR NOT?! *Dies of blushing*

[Caite-chan]

*Giggles*

It's fun to tease.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MYMINDISONFIREFROMTHETEASINGMYMINDISONFIREFROMTHET EASINGMYMINDISONFIREFROMTHETEASING-*Brick'd*

...Thanks, I needed that...

...MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!! *Brick'd again*

[Caite-chan]

*Laughs*

But this is fun.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*Reveals whole bunch of bricks*

Youssa are not true princes! Prices are true princes!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Awakens*

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH-

*Faints*

...

*Awakens*

*Uses Bricks on Mr. Mafia*

*Faints again*

[Caite-chan]

YAY for crazy people.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

TNT used BRICK THROW!

It's not very effective...

Mr. Mafia GAMES MOD used MOD BRICK THROW!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Screw it, I'll see if I can't make this official, if you're so inclined to tease me...:P

Crazy people indeed. Then again, I may be insane in THAT sense, so...Maybe. :D

[Caite-chan]

LOL! Then go for it.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Did it. Done.

I have no clue what I did.

*Brick'd by someone other than DBRT, who's brick missed*

[Caite-chan]

Y U have no clue?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

WE'RE ALL CRAZY PEOPLE!

nowletsbringbacktherpwarfrompe2k

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

ALL IS FAIR...IN LOVE AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

...That should be WAR's Slogan. Just so you know.

[Caite-chan]

Just remember now...what's Mine is Mine and what's Yours is Mine!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yes! I'll remember! What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine! :D

[Caite-chan]

Yeah funny. I get everything of yours now.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Same!

We share everything! I think. I'm socially inept, so I probably screwed this up somewhere, but I know better than to be a doormat. :P

You're definitely cute with all your teasing, though. *Snickers*

[Caite-chan]

Hey....I'm cute even when I don't tease. *Grins*

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

I am hear to ruin everyone's day.

[Elbub]

Funny; I'm only here to ruin yours.

[Caite-chan]

I'm here because I can be.

[Elbub]

Fair enough.

But are any of us really here?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Well, by logic, I'm not.

But by that same logic, I am.

Either way...*Ninja's in a post*

[Bulbasaur]

A rat in the coffee cup reads a dictionary.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!

...I don't know what that means. :P

[Bulbasaur]

Me neither. I just took random words and threw them into a sentence.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

What is a sentence but random words strewn together in an arguably logical format?

[Caite-chan]

I'm just here randomly.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

You're here? You're not there?

[Death's Spook]

I'm somewhere. Or am I?

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Or were you never here to begin with? :O

[Caite-chan]

I'm where ever you're not.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

So you are not wherever I am.

[Caite-chan]

That too....but I always win.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'M EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE, BOTH AT THE SAME TIME AND ONE AFTER THE OTHER.

YOU SHALL NOT SUCCEED (That easily).

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Did you say something?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YES I DID. YOU JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

It was too much for your mind to comprehend, obviously.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Sorry my internal processors are currently running MS-DOS. Your commands are invalid.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Smashes PA's mental processor*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I SMASHED IT I SMASHED IT! *Brick'd*

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU BROKE RELIGION!!

[Death's Spook]

Since when did religion enter this discussion?

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

It all starts back at the beginning of the universe, where one legendary Pokémon hatched from an egg and created all of space and time....

[Death's Spook]

It all starts back at the beginning of the universe, where one legendary Pokémon hatched from an egg and created all of space and time....

"Which is why Arceus created a universe with three states of matter...and three hundred poison capable of causing our patient's symptoms."- Dr. Gregory House, M.D.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

You forgot the timelords.

[Death's Spook]

You forgot the timelords.

House actually said that.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

And the cow jumped over the moon

[Death's Spook]

Dr. Robert Chase: He's not *in* prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.

Dr. Gregory House: Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.

Dr. Chris Taub: Arceus?

Dr. Gregory House: [takes a sip of tea] Look it up.


Told you.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

So Pokémon is relevant to greater society. Who knew.

[Death's Spook]

When I first him talk about Arceus, I went "No way."

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

And that's why he's sometimes called Professor House.

[Death's Spook]

House sneers at your professorship. He is the best doctor ever to exist (in his mind, anyway).

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Henceforth, why he isn't. Even if he's that good.

Bedside manners, people. They make a great RL doctor an awesome RL doctor.

[Death's Spook]

Henceforth, why he isn't. Even if he's that good.

Bedside manners, people. They make a great RL doctor an awesome RL doctor.

Apparently, Cuddy (before House drove a car into /her/ house) had a portion of the hospital budget for a "keep House out of jail" fund.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*Pretends he knows what everyone else is talking about*

*Stupid remark revealing he doesn't know anything about what everyone else is talking about*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ninja's in a post*

[Death's Spook]

Takes over the world and commands everyone to leave the hill.

MY HI-ohwaitwrongthread.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Perhaps you should post in the right one, then? I've naught a contender for so long, and such things tend to make me strong...Not like I took all the broken ridiculousness from Pe2k over here as well...

[Death's Spook]

Don't feel like entering the asylum.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

But you already have... *Tilts head*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yhea, Mr. Mafia has got a point there.

[Death's Spook]

ENTER FURTHER, OK?!

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Had I not read the 3 or 4 posts before that, I'd've thought something completely off-base.

[Death's Spook]

Ok.

[Bulbasaur]

How is everybody on this fine morning/afternoon/evening/night?

[Caite-chan]

I still win!

[Death's Spook]

Nuh uh.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WE win, Catie, WE win. And we do. Because we're awesome. :D

[Death's Spook]

Duh.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sits on his throne on the Hill, content with his position but bored from a lack of challenge*

Seriously, yo. I'm bored.

[Death's Spook]

I'm not gonna.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK. So you won't get the awesomesauce of being King of the Hill. I understand. Actually, I don't, but I presumed you'd lost it all anyways, so in a way, I do.

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

Told you.


So Pokémon is relevant to greater society. Who knew.

Arceus is the English phonetic spelling of Aruseus. The etymology of the word "aruseus" translates to Alpha Creator or Alpha "God".

[Death's Spook]

Cool. I've taken to pronouncing the name "ar-KAY-us", like archaic. Because, well. He's kinda old.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

So not going to lose this game.

[Death's Spook]

Cool story bro.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOUR STORY IS COOLER, BRO.

MAYBE.

ACUTALLY NOT.

...Seriously not going to lose.

[Death's Spook]

Prove it.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I've already proved it. I've made one that has more posts in it than you've ever done. And I know of at least one failed Kirby IA of yours.

And you're an ES fanboy. You know it.

And there's Crossroads.

I think I've won by default. :P

[Neptune's Disciple]

On the topic of mispronouncing Arceus, I really wish they'd release the phonetic spelling of several pokemon names. I (naturally) assume that they way I pronounce certain names is the correct way (it may well not be), and then I hear other people saying them a different way and it makes me inexplicably angry. As someone that doesn't watch the anime (neither do other people that I know), it really frustrates me.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I shall change the topic! Mr. Wheel, what shall it be?

"The horse goes DOCTORATE DENIED."

[Death's Spook]

I've already proved it. I've made one that has more posts in it than you've ever done. And I know of at least one failed Kirby IA of yours.

And you're an ES fanboy. You know it.

And there's Crossroads.

I think I've won by default. :P

I've never denied of those counts. But, you miss that I'm ridiculously competitive.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Har. That changes little of the situation at current. :P

[Death's Spook]

Now it does, though.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, it doesn't. It REALLY doesn't.

[Caite-chan]

Looks like I win again.

[Genesis]

Nope, you don't.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Because I win.

[Genesis]

No, you get away and I win.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

No, because a mod has more power than a god here.

INTERNET LOGIC!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, me and Catie win!

*Slams Quinn with the Anti-Mod hammer of DOOM!!!*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

This is--Wait for it...a post--Wait for it...-for this--Wait for it...ga--Wait for it...me!

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

[insert post related to game here]

[Death's Spook]

Mortal children. /Foolish/ mortal children.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Snores so loudly nobody hears Narph*

[Death's Spook]

*recomends Tazz to a sleep apnea specialist*

[Bulbasaur]

The awkward part of coming to this thread in the middle of a weird conversation is not knowing what to say.

[Death's Spook]

Then better not to say anything, and therefore waste less breath. Or finger movements.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ninja's in a post*

[Death's Spook]

*Slaps the ninja*

[Bulbasaur]

But I need to win. D:

[Death's Spook]

Lol nope.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

coughcoughplaykingofthehillcoughcough

...What a weird cough.

[Death's Spook]

I refuse. Point blank. Nope.

[Caite-chan]

You mean Queen of the Hill!

[Genesis]

-insert post relevant to the discussion here-
I'm not creative today it seems.

[Bulbasaur]

Lol. I'm not creative either today.

[Death's Spook]

I'm the most amazing person in the world.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

^Complete, compulsive liar.

Just saying.

And as my title has yet to be claimed, King of the Hill seems apt.

[Death's Spook]

Ya, but Caite Chan is paired with you, no? :biggrin:

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

I post here with the specific intent of preventing others from winning; not to actually win. Does that make me a bad person?

[Death's Spook]

No. It just makes you petty.

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

No. It just makes you petty.

I fail to see how that purpose is trivial. It is preventing any of you from winning.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

But then you'd win. So someone would win. And we're all trying to win anyways. Motivation hardly matters.

Coughcoughstillkingofthehillcoughcough

...Weird cough, again.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Do you need a lozenge?

[Death's Spook]

It may be helpful, I think.

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

But then you'd win. So someone would win. And we're all trying to win anyways. Motivation hardly matters.

Coughcoughstillkingofthehillcoughcough

...Weird cough, again.

Motivation is all that matters. ;)

[Death's Spook]

Motivation is all that matters. ;)

Results are what matters. Road to hell, good intentions, blah blah blah.

[Caite-chan]

But I still win.

[Death's Spook]

*buzzer* WROOOOOONG!

[Bulbasaur]

You got that right.

[Death's Spook]

Ha ha ha.

[Bulbasaur]

Ha ha.

[Death's Spook]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *sounds like an overblown Doofenschmirtz*

[Bulbasaur]

Ha?

[Death's Spook]

Ha ha ha!

[Bulbasaur]

Ha ha ha... wait, what are we laughing at?

[Death's Spook]

"People think they can outsmart me... Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet person who can outsmart BOOLIT."-The Heavy, TF2

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Perhaps Boolit can be outsmarted by...MORE BOOLIT!!!

[Bulbasaur]

I haven't played TF2 in a while, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Death's Spook]

"The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."-The Engineer, same game.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Bonk!

[Bulbasaur]

Yay! Two quotes I know!

[Death's Spook]

"Now listen up, boy. Or pornography starring your muzzer will be the *second* worst thing that has happened to you today."-BLU Spy.

[Bulbasaur]

Favorite character in TF2?

[Death's Spook]

The Medic. "Optional Hippocratic Suggestion."

[Bulbasaur]

Pyro is the best. Just saying.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Now is he? Or she...? GAH. FREAKING TF2.

[Death's Spook]

I don't play it. I despise playing first person.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

So I assume you play Skyrim in third person?

[Death's Spook]

I don't play Skyrim at all.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

How dare you deprive yourself of so much. HOW DARE YOU.

[Death's Spook]

I don't need to get addicted to more games.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I don't play it because I can't afford it right now; I've got two games on reserve. :L

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

What the heck is wrong with first person?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*Clever joke about first person*

[Death's Spook]

What the heck is wrong with first person?

I suck at it. Hard.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

What's so hard about it? I can deal with it just fine.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

'Tis hard because you cannot fight well in first person in The Ultimate Showdown.

[Bulbasaur]

Yeah I'm not good with first person games either.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!! I AM GOOD AT FIRST PERSON GAMES!!

...*Avoids Brick attempt*...

[Death's Spook]

*successfully performs second brick attempt*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*Throws brick at TNT after his brick dodge attempt*

[Death's Spook]

Tazz got hit by two bricks!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Rejoice for the number 2!

[Death's Spook]

*drops brick /load/ on Tazz's head*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I could think of far more time-productive tasks than trying to throw bricks. IE, Reffing ASBL rounds, posting in RPs/GCeA, doing some important IRL thing...Like, I'm not one to talk, but...I have to say it, man, I have to say it.

[Death's Spook]

I could think of far more time-productive tasks than trying to throw bricks. IE, Reffing ASBL rounds, posting in RPs/GCeA, doing some important IRL thing...Like, I'm not one to talk, but...I have to say it, man, I have to say it.

Har. Har har. Hardy har har.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I have a point and you know it.

[Death's Spook]

I have been doing quite a bit. Not just on this forum either. No nagging. It makes me go more slowly.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I found the mentioning of Reffing ASB rounds kind of funny.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

SO YOU THINK IT'S A JOKE FOR US NON-REFS?!?!?!

*Readies a Bricking Cannon for Quinn's Everything*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Okay, it's not a joke for you non-refs... Just for the refs

Do any of you want to hear a poem?

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

Poem poem poem
poem poem poem
im writing a poem
poem poem poem

[Death's Spook]

"I'm", Teddiursa. We are typing in English.

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

Couldn't have corrected me if you didn't know what I meant.

[Death's Spook]

Very true. However, that does not mean that the offending mistake does not make me desire to rip out my own eyeballs.

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

Your loss, not mine.

[Death's Spook]

Incorrect. If something displeases me, I like to spread the misery.

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

Can't say I feel anything.

[Bulbasaur]

Misery is bad! D:

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MISERY!!! I SHALL SLAY THEE...WITH A NAPKIN AND A SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!

*Attacks the source of the misery. With a Flamethrower and a Rocket Launcher, labeled Napkin and Spoon respectively.*