Genie's Wish

[Noblejanobii]

This is a fun game with a simple concept. Someone makes a wish, then the follow-up poster grants that wish but corrupts it in some way to cause a bad result. Then they post a wish of their own so that someone else can do the same. It's basically just Be Careful What You Wish For: The Forum Game.

I'll start. I wish for summer to never end.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but with each passing day it only gets hotter and hotter. Until it scorches the earth.

I wish that I could travel anywhere I by teleportation in the blink of an eye. Even through deminsions or fiction.

[LKWayvern]

Granted. But it's not you that arrives. It's a perfect copy of you, down to the last detail. The real you is disintegrated, and subsequently dead.

I wish that I had the ability to see the future in a way that was extremely clear and specific.

[Noblejanobii]

Wish granted but each vision you see is about the apocalypse and there's no way you can avoid that future.

I wish the motorcycle gang outside stopped revving their engines at 2 AM.

[LKWayvern]

Wish granted. They now rev their engines at 2:01 AM.

I wish that I could have a pet dragon and that it loved me.

[Noblejanobii]

Wish granted but it loves you and hates everyone else so it is now a murder dragon on a rampage across earth.

I wish shaymin had a mega evolution.

[Neo Emolga]

Wish granted, but now it's all hulky, fugly, and no longer cute and cuddly.

I wish I had the power to transform into a dragon.

[LKWayvern]

Wish granted. But the transformation is excruciatingly painful and leaves you both fatigued and starving because you need ridiculous amounts of energy to fuel it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Noblejanobii]

Wish granted but you are a dragon that cannot fly or breathe fire and everyone knows its you when you transform.

I wish I wasn't cold anymore.

[Neo Emolga]

Wish granted, but now you're hot and sweaty and constantly thirsty.

I wish I had my own castle.

[LKWayvern]

Wish granted.
You're the proud owner of your very own sand castle.
The tide is coming in.

I wish for non-poisoned, non-spoiled, warm, excellent blueberry pie to be gently placed in my hands.

[Coru]

Here you go, Your perfect pie, in every way, placed gently into your hands. However, your neighbours dog is also happy to see it, causing it to jump up at you, dislodging the pie from your hands as it lands face flat on the floor. It contains chocolate which subsequently makes the dog very sick. You feel so guilty that you end up needing to move but first, you bake them a blueberry pie to say sorry... wait. Is that a good idea?

I wish for a perfectly friendly pet snake hatchling with perfect health in a secure cage in which it can't escape.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but the cage is a little too secure and cannot be reopened in any way.

I wish that we could all experience something impossible to us at this current time.

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
We are all experiencing becoming immortal, outliving the entire human race, living until the sun swells into a red giant and consumes the earth, with us still on it...

I wish I could be a ghost.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it only takes a single day before you "go ghost" and start losing your mind. Days later the Winchesters show up and put your spirit to rest.

(time to try a Pokemon one xD)

I wish I really were a Pikachu. A real one living in the world of Pokemon and ONLY Pokemon.

[azura evley]

Granted, but humans are using you against you will for science.

i wish for a chocolate mount Everest sizes mountain

[Chakramaster]

(I said world with "ONLY Pokemon" xD where did the humans come from?)

Granted, but it's created right on top of you.

I wish that I could create the best story ever made

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
You die while writing the very last chapter. Your fans argue and try to write the true ending, but none get anywhere close to what you had in mind and everyone knows it.

I wish I could be a ghost and be eternally sane.

[azura evley]

granted, but you are stuck at your new grave yard

i wish i could speak to others without being shy.

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
You are so talkative that everyone finds you annoying.

I wish for cotton candy snow.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it's also a magical sleeping powder if even one flake touches you

I wish for everything to be the opposite of what it is

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but now everything is the opposite of the opposite of what it is creating a paradox that rips the space time continuum in half. See Xanthe's Xeriscape Exploit for further explanation.

I wish that they made another Pokémon ranger game.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it's broken into parts with DLC.

I wish we really could see what like is like in someone else's shoes.

[LKWayvern]

Congratulations. You, Chakra, now have the incredible ability to shrink to small size and climb into someone's shoes! Unfortunately, the first time you try out this power, no one realizes that there's a tiny person in their shoes and you are squished.

I wish for a really fluffy scarf.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but it's too fluffy. Oh so fluffy you could just snuggle with it too much. Too close almost. So much fluff you wrap it around yourself to feel all the fluff. You suffocate in the fluffiest of all the fluffy scarf.

I wish someone else would make my wish for me and ME alone the wish will effect

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but now you can no longer have any interaction with anyone ever again

I wish I didn't have to go to school

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
You never have to go to school ever again because you're dead and dead people don't go to school.They just. Decompose, I guess?

I wish I was less terrified about leaving home.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but you gain the irrational fear of any home or inside a building. Becoming someone that lives only outdoors.

I wish for something unexpected or magical to happen to me. All in a non-lethal, non-damaging, or non-hurtful way

[LKWayvern]

(That's not really what I meant but okay)

Granted. You are suddenly and without explanation hurled into the void. You're totally fine but good luck trying to get out.

I wish for exactly how much money I need at the moment to come out of my pocket when I reach into it.

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but now you are constantly plagued with a large crowd of people following you around on the off chance that you sneeze out money.

I wish Pokémon Prism was active again.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but something else dies off in the process.

I wish to be something I'm not (trying to be creative, but it's not turning out well xD)

[azura evley]

granted, you are now a 1678 good luck...

i wish i can fly! i wish i can touch the sky!

[LKWayvern]

Granted. You fly. You fly and can no longer touch the ground. You fly up and up and up and out of the stratosphere. You implode in space.

I wish I could have cake.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but the cake is a lie (can't believe I actually got to use that one xD)

I wish the wishliest of wishes to wish I can wish I wish

[Noblejanobii]

Wish granted, ya broke the genie.

I wish econ was less boring.

[arnisd]

Granted it is now given in such a way you'd never get bored of it
Sadly with this you still don't get it and other professions don't exist anymore, as everyone just wants to learn econ

I wish my legs would stop hurting after practice

[Noblejanobii]

Granted, now the only time they don't hurt is after practice and now your arms hurt after practice instead/

I wish unicorns were real.

[LKWayvern]

Granted. But they're not sparkly white cotton candy ones from media. Oh no. They're carnivorous. And hungry...
I wish I could get the campus wifi to work on my computer.

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but now no other wifi, 3G, 4G, LTE, or wireless network works. Only the campus wifi.

I wish IOS updates stopped taking up so much storage.

[Chakramaster]

Granted but now no other wifi, 3G, 4G, LTE, or wireless network works. Only the campus wifi.

I wish IOS updates stopped taking up so much storage.

Granted, but now IOS updates are more frequent. Daily even.

I wish I could play Pokémon GO in Japan in Yokohama right NOW

[Noblejanobii]

Wish granted, but now your account is frozen because of VPN use.

I wish everything would just stop going CRAZY!!

[LKWayvern]

Granted.
The universe falls into the void. Life ceases to be. Everything can't be crazy if everything is nothing, right?

I wish for a life-size Darkrai plushy!!

[Noblejanobii]

Granted but it's actually a prototype for a FNAF animatronic so it comes to life at night and kills you.

I wish there was no quiz in class today.

[LKWayvern]

Granted. The quiz was yesterday.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[arnisd]

Granted you knew what to wish for, sadly you don't anymore.

I wish my cats would stop complaining that they have to stay inside during the night

[Noblejanobii]

Granted, now they complain about how they're not allowed inside during the day.

I wish time just stopped.

[Ladybugclue]

Granted, time is stop but everyone is still aware. Now you doomed everyone to be frozen in time forever only being able to watch.

I wish that the next Pokémon Mystery Dungeon would come out in five days without being pushed back any time. It's going to be amazing with no glitches whatsoever. It's going to be on the 3DS. My 3DS will not be broken or harmed in any way. There will be not be anyultimate disasters that will happen or any disasters at all or anything bad. No one will end up in the void. Life will resume as normal after this event.

[Suicune's Fire]

Granted, time is stop but everyone is still aware. Now you doomed everyone to be frozen in time forever only being able to watch.

I wish that the next Pokémon Mystery Dungeon would come out in five days without being pushed back any time. It's going to be amazing with no glitches whatsoever. It's going to be on the 3DS. My 3DS will not be broken or harmed in any way. There will be not be anyultimate disasters that will happen or any disasters at all or anything bad. No one will end up in the void. Life will resume as normal after this event.
The PMD game comes out, and you're right, it is amazing. You spend every second in absolute awe of its brilliance as you play, so enthralled by how creative, perfect, and flawless it is. But it only goes for two hours. And after those two hours of uninterrupted bliss, you are mind-blown by the caliber of this incredible game and are left feeling empty after it ends. There is no way to relive the epic adventures of this game for the first time, which only makes you yearn for an experience even close to this game, yet its magnificence and brilliance can never, ever be even remotely neared by anything ever again. You spend your life searching for something to give you meaning once again, but nothing can satiate you, which drives you closer and closer to insanity as you realise that everything is a lie and the best thing in your life has already happened, and will never, ever happen again. Everything is sub-par, even your own, mediocre life.


I wish for a non-corrupted wish!

[Bulbasaur]

Granted, but it gets corrupted anyway.

I wish for fish on a dish!

(Also, this is a copy of an existing thread...)

[Ladybugclue]

Granted, but the fish is quickly eaten by a random cat. Now it is only a dish. But wait! Someone broke the dish... Now you have nothing from your wish.

I wish that I have more enthusiasm to make a descent wish.

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but your enthusiasm to do nearly anything else disappears.

I wish that we all got trapped in the PMD Universe. Each of us becoming the Pokémon we want most. Including myself as a Pikachu that never evolves even touching a Thunderstone and never devolves in any way. Making for the best PMD story ever to experience.

[Morzone]

Granted, but the PMD world suffers near extinction as the sudden mass population boom of billions of people turn into pokemon, overpopulating the world without warning.

I wish Time would be my friend and stop speeding up when I need more of it.

[Neo Emolga]

Granted, you have more time, but you become left behind in a parallel universe of weird and unstable time progressions and anomalies.

I wish I was fluent in every language.

[Morzone]

You are! But you're also mute.

I wish for a great holiday season!

[Chakramaster]

Granted, but you didn't get anything your wanted.

I wish it was Opposite Day