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03-31-2018, 06:01 PM
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The Squawkers RPG - The Portal to Sugara (Sign Ups!)
FUN NOTES!: It's perfectly fine if you've never been a part of the Stalkers RPG before, because everything has been totally warped around anyway! The Squawkers RPG is way more fun!
If you want to check out the rules first, YOU CAN FIND THEM RIGHT HERE! (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17116-The-Squawkers-RPG-Rules-Gameplay-and-other-Ludicrous-Nonsense-WARNING-IMMATURE-CONTENT)
ALSO: This is NOT just a joke! This is a fully-functioning season of Stalkers Squawkers!
Introduction to Mayhem
In the tourist-trap city of Booplesnoot in the Pokémon World of Sugara, a new threat of chaos is surfacing! One that's even more concerning than silly Stalkers! It's the Squawkers! Deceiver Pokémon that destroy and recreate worlds with deceptive candy, snacks, desserts, and crippling cuteness! Where did they come from and who are they? You need to find that out before it's too late and they terraform the universe into something fresh out of Candyland and there will be no end to obscene, crippling cuteness!
Squawkers used to be normal Pokémon, but they've been taken over and mind-controlled by sugary sprits of mischief and chaos called Impulsers! If you've ever grabbed a candy bar because you were just waiting on checkout and got bored and hungry, they were the ones that told you to do that! They're the ones that made you pay for a microtransaction for virtual goods in an MMORPG because you wanted your character to have a pirate hat and attack monsters with a candy cane while wearing a sparkling pink tutu! DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS!?
Well, those Impulsers decided that wasn't enough! They wanted to take things one step further and hatch their new plan of using SQUAWKERS like their personal puppets! You must join your fellow Peeps and find out who these Squawkers are hidden among all the other civilians and intercept their plans! Preferably before they make you bury your cute face into a cupcake!
Joining the Madness!
Are you SURE!? Of course you're sure!
You are all PEEPs and you're all on the same team working together. Help each other, but feel free to laugh at each other, too. Just not too much. You all will either win together, or you'll suffer the terrible wrath of the Squawkers and you'll lose together. It will be humiliating. I will end up having to change everyone's avatars and banners. Maybe even give some people silly names. You don't actually want this. Or maybe you do. Or... well, at least try to win, please!
When you sign up, you'll just need to fill in a few of these! It’s easy, I promise!
S (Small) = 2' and under
M (Medium) = 2'1" to 4'11"
L (Large) = 5' and over
Name: What do people call ya!?
Pokémon: You can pick ANY Pokémon you want! Even legendaries! Even Ultra Beasts! Even Mega Evolutions! Oh my gosh, how many games let you do that!? Just one of the many reasons why Squawkers RPG is da bestest RPG evar!
Classy: Choose from the lovely Super Slappy Happy Classy, the amazing Humiliation Commando Classy, or the adorable Guardian Snow Angel Classy!
Starting Style: If you're part of either the Super Slappy Happy Classy or the Humiliation Commando Classy: pick Crusher Crazy, Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl, or Trigger Happy! If you're going with Guardian Snow Angel, pick Game of Scones, Puns of Anarchy, Ecstatic About Static, or Hack the Type Chart! Just note that you can change your Style at any time, so if you aren't sure, pick whatever and change later!
First Epic Groovy Ability: This includes Amigo Mode, Reincarnate, and Stealth Mode!
Perky Stuff: Choose from Death Metal, Memes, Hardcore Parkour, Browser History Hacking, Hollywood Shenanigans, and Killjoy Master!
Peep List!
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Valiant Pikachu (S: Electric)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/773.png Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master
The Squawkers RPG - The Portal to Sugara (Sign Ups!)
FUN NOTES!: It's perfectly fine if you've never been a part of the Stalkers RPG before, because everything has been totally warped around anyway! The Squawkers RPG is way more fun!
If you want to check out the rules first, YOU CAN FIND THEM RIGHT HERE! (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17116-The-Squawkers-RPG-Rules-Gameplay-and-other-Ludicrous-Nonsense-WARNING-IMMATURE-CONTENT)
ALSO: This is NOT just a joke! This is a fully-functioning season of Stalkers Squawkers!
Introduction to Mayhem
In the tourist-trap city of Booplesnoot in the Pokémon World of Sugara, a new threat of chaos is surfacing! One that's even more concerning than silly Stalkers! It's the Squawkers! Deceiver Pokémon that destroy and recreate worlds with deceptive candy, snacks, desserts, and crippling cuteness! Where did they come from and who are they? You need to find that out before it's too late and they terraform the universe into something fresh out of Candyland and there will be no end to obscene, crippling cuteness!
Squawkers used to be normal Pokémon, but they've been taken over and mind-controlled by sugary sprits of mischief and chaos called Impulsers! If you've ever grabbed a candy bar because you were just waiting on checkout and got bored and hungry, they were the ones that told you to do that! They're the ones that made you pay for a microtransaction for virtual goods in an MMORPG because you wanted your character to have a pirate hat and attack monsters with a candy cane while wearing a sparkling pink tutu! DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS!?
Well, those Impulsers decided that wasn't enough! They wanted to take things one step further and hatch their new plan of using SQUAWKERS like their personal puppets! You must join your fellow Peeps and find out who these Squawkers are hidden among all the other civilians and intercept their plans! Preferably before they make you bury your cute face into a cupcake!
Joining the Madness!
Are you SURE!? Of course you're sure!
You are all PEEPs and you're all on the same team working together. Help each other, but feel free to laugh at each other, too. Just not too much. You all will either win together, or you'll suffer the terrible wrath of the Squawkers and you'll lose together. It will be humiliating. I will end up having to change everyone's avatars and banners. Maybe even give some people silly names. You don't actually want this. Or maybe you do. Or... well, at least try to win, please!
When you sign up, you'll just need to fill in a few of these! It’s easy, I promise!
S (Small) = 2' and under
M (Medium) = 2'1" to 4'11"
L (Large) = 5' and over
Name: What do people call ya!?
Pokémon: You can pick ANY Pokémon you want! Even legendaries! Even Ultra Beasts! Even Mega Evolutions! Oh my gosh, how many games let you do that!? Just one of the many reasons why Squawkers RPG is da bestest RPG evar!
Classy: Choose from the lovely Super Slappy Happy Classy, the amazing Humiliation Commando Classy, or the adorable Guardian Snow Angel Classy!
Starting Style: If you're part of either the Super Slappy Happy Classy or the Humiliation Commando Classy: pick Crusher Crazy, Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl, or Trigger Happy! If you're going with Guardian Snow Angel, pick Game of Scones, Puns of Anarchy, Ecstatic About Static, or Hack the Type Chart! Just note that you can change your Style at any time, so if you aren't sure, pick whatever and change later!
First Epic Groovy Ability: This includes Amigo Mode, Reincarnate, and Stealth Mode!
Perky Stuff: Choose from Death Metal, Memes, Hardcore Parkour, Browser History Hacking, Hollywood Shenanigans, and Killjoy Master!
Peep List!
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Valiant Pikachu (S: Electric)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/773.png Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master