The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

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The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness!

WARNING: The Squawkers RPG contains immature, loony-themed content, themes, and imagery that some people may find disturbing.


Current Cycle:

Day 10: Night
Current Weather Conditions: Perfectly Normal Day!
No changes! Perfectly clear skies and plenty of fresh air!

Time Remaining:
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Peeps

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/385.png Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 8/8 https://i.imgur.com/N8IFLKK.gif
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4.5/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/037-a.png Fírnen the Incredible Aloan Vulpix (S: Ice)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode: NOW TARGETING 10 CHIPPY THE AUDINO | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master


NPC Mercenaries

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/038.png Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
Belly: 8/14 (10+4)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking


https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/547.png Fuzzball the Whimsicott (S: Grass/Fairy)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Game of Scones (Belly -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Biker Jacket (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Biker Belt (-1 Belly for each instance of affliction)%
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour



Rain on Your Parade Tracker

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event #1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
9/20

Kawaii Armageddon Event #2: Squawkers Get Too Entertained from the Chaos!
The Squawkers are trying to make a comedy out of this disaster to help get sponsors and additional funding! You can't make this recording too entertaining!
6%/100%


Squawkers Pulverized

<None yet!>


Money and Team Pile

$$$ SNAX $$$
5150 Snax

Standard Item Pile!

[Honor of Doggo]
["The Rust is Bust" Anti-Rust Solution]
[Screwloose Screws]
[Coffee Cup of Calamity]
[Fish Bowl]
#[Penny the Espeon's Wallet] Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)#
[Military-Grade Tactical Linguini]
[Serenity Flute of Wonder and Dreams!]
#[Fairy Dust of the European Union] Extra Shiny Sparkly Essence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Insane Tightly-Secured Salsa Jar: Use of the Six Infinity Stones AND Use of the Seven Dragon Balls AND Use of the Triforce]
#[Coin of the Furious Lillipup] Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
["Magical" Hat]
[Glamazon Prime Membership]
[10th Prestige Emblem]
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[My Little Ponyta Magical Castle Key] Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything! - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Premium FDA-Approved Pixie Dust] Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Destiny Ritual Instructions]
[Mantra Instructions]
[Apple of Enlightenment Sigil: <Hollywood Shenanigans>]
[Disguised Card Key #2 $500 Snax$ Gift Card to Appleknee's]
#[Pinky Dinky Box] Cutesy Glitter EVERYWHERE - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Disconnected the Emperor's New Groove Snowglobe]
[Dazzling Diamond Chain]
[Sinister Stapler]
#[Left Rainbow Butterfly Wing] Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Awesomeness Flute Song Sheet Music]
[The Seven Dragon Balls]
#[Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling] Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Ultra Chibi Candy Corn of Yayness!]
#[Plush Teddiursa: <Hollywood Shenanigans>] Aura of Squeee Infectious Cuteness! - NORMAL (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Token of Tactical Anime Kittens] Oh So Super Cute Anime Kitty Essence - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacker]

Consumable Items!

~[Magical Buneary Powder (Changes you into a Buneary)]~
~[Tactical Bunny Salad (-2 Belly)]~

Goodies!

%Soda Pop Gun (+1 DMG)%
%Celebrity Sledgehammer (+1 DMG)%
%PSG Power Guard (-1 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
#%Tough Guy Varsity Jacket (+2 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% Key Lime Pie Goo - GRASS (+2 Belly)#
%Greasy Mega Chapstick Rod (+2 DMG)%
#%Adorable Unicorn Bracelet! (+2 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% Sparkly Pink Frosting - FAIRY (+1 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
%Spiky Goth Necklace (+1 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness%


Peep Records!

=Linguini Creation!= (https://i.imgur.com/oNSexK1.png)
=A Colorful Jigsaw Puzzle!= (https://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=05cc5c651875)
=Sonya's Journal Cover= (https://i.imgur.com/fqlRD5A.png)
=Sonya's Journal Pages 1 and 2= (https://i.imgur.com/ZpGEWhR.png)
=Sonya's Journal Pages 3 and 4= (https://i.imgur.com/hyocfSk.png)
=Juno Memo Page= (https://i.imgur.com/8jMigj1.png)

[Neo Emolga]

Booplesnoot City Investigation Status!

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(1) The Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters - Whoa, people still read newspapers!? Well, in Booplesnoot, they still do, and unlike your silly app, newspapers don't run out of battery power! It's the next step up in technological advancement! No more flipping your USB plug up and down over and over again trying to charge your book!
(1) Exterior and Main Building <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275086&viewfull=1#post275086)
{Office Supply Closet: +Fire Type+}

(2) Time For a Croscongle! Bakery - This silly bakery is trying to sell a croissant, scone, and bagel food chimera monstrosity called a croscongle that comes in all kinds of flavors, toppings, and side selections! They also have a crazy juice selection that includes zaffleberry, jangleberry, unkenzampherundenschentberry, and banana.
(2) Exterior and Main Building <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275531&viewfull=1#post275531)
BAKERY ITEMS FOR SALE!
$~[TFAC's Famous Original Crosongle! - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Kooky Chocolate Crosongle! - GROUND (+3 Belly)]~ 350 Snax$
$~~ 325 Snax$
$~[Nitro Coffee - GROUND (-1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$

(3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries (CANDY) @Extra Creamy Key Lime PIE! - GRASS (+3 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)@ - Batchyflaff makes the best bouncy castles in the world, and what do you know, Batchyflaff is headquartered right here in Booplesnoot! And every Pokémon needs a good bouncy castle! Except for Sacky the Sandslash. That nerd already made his pop, so he doesn't get another. I told that spiky dork they're not made for him but nooooo, he didn't listen so I'm not even going to bother telling him what he did wrong.
(3) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276397&viewfull=1#post276397)
#{Overly Cutesy Flowerbed!: <Death Metal>} Cutesy Springtime Presence! - GRASS (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

$500 Snax$
%Celebrity Sledgehammer (+1 DMG)%
(3a) Floors 1-4 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276171&viewfull=1#post276171)
#[Cutesy Heart Necklace] Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(3b) Floors 5-8 <UNSEARCHED>
(3c) Floors 9-12 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278321&viewfull=1#post278321)
{Surprise Birthday Gift Box!: <Death Metal>}

(4) Chinny Ping Bang Games Studios (CANDY) - Famous for making that massive timesink MMORPG called Call of Farmcraft Souls Effect Wars, which has already resulted in many college dropouts, flabby children, teenage pregnancies, a rap battle, and missed phone calls.
(4) Exterior and Main Building <UNSEARCHED>

(5) Tickleboot Apartments (CANDY) @Taffy Jamboree - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@ - A lovely apartment building that's now made of mint-flavored taffy because those dingbat Squawkers! They still get Wi-Fi and running water, though now it takes like cake icing. This is not the kind of thing you want to take a shower with.
(5) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(5a) Floors 1-3 (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274656&viewfull=1#post274656)
#{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>} Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#

[Essence of Tomatoes]
(5b) Floors 4-6 (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(6) Stuff Your Gut Grocery (CANDY) @Cake Calamity - GROUND (+2 Belly)@ - This was once the perfect place to go to if you wanted to buy $500 worth of groceries and spent the next two weeks on your couch! Only thing now is everything in this joint is candy or is made of dessert. The ham is now chocolate, the produce is now marzipan, and the cake is cake. No lie!
(6) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277455&viewfull=1#post277455)
STUFF YOUR GUT GROCERY
$~[Funky Marshmallow Goo That Used To Be Milk! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Chocolate Chunks That Used to be Beans! - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~[Marzipan That Used to be Fruit! - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~ 225 Snax$
$~[Chocolate That Used to be Coffee - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
(6a) Stuff Your Gut Wine and Liquors (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(7) Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley (CANDY) @Custardy Mess - POSION (+2 Belly)@ [CLOSED] - This used to be a great place to go bowling until everyone realized bowling balls made of jawbreakers didn't really work too well on lanes made of custard. At least the custard tastes good and isn't like that one time you tried to make your own using only the microwave!
(7) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276216&viewfull=1#post276216)
{Flower and Custard-Smothered Door: <Death Metal> AND +Fire Type+ AND Thunderous Desire for Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacking}
(7a) The Funky Torchic Sandwich Shop (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(8) Sunnyslacker High School (CANDY) [CLOSED] @Key Lime Pie and Minty Ice Cream - GRASS (+3 Belly)@ - Pro Tip: It's hard to learn at school when the building is now made of key lime pie and mint-flavored ice cream! But it at least gave all the slacker students an excuse not to turn in their homework! I still wouldn't eat the tiles in the boys showers if I were you!
(8) Exterior (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277862&viewfull=1#post277862)
$400 Snax$ was found here!
#%Tough Guy Varsity Jacket (+2 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% Key Lime Pie Goo - GRASS (+2 Belly)# was found here!
(8a) Floors 1-3 (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278122&viewfull=1#post278122)
#{Pinky Safe: [s]Missing Cutesy Heart AND Missing Chibi Star} Pinky Sparkles of Happiness! - PSYCHIC (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

[Ultra Chibi Candy Corn of Yayness!] was found here!
(8b) Floors 4-6 (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(9) Bizney World Amusement Park - Sporting the architectural masterpiece design of a misshapen cheese doodle, Bizney World features dozens of rides and attractions that have made it world renown, and it features the wonderful park mascot, Mocky Minccino! Wait, what do you mean this sounds like something you already know!?
(9) Exterior
(9a) Yesterdayland: A Historical Adventure! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275968&viewfull=1#post275968)
DRINK CONCESSION STAND
$[Acorn Juice - NORMAL (+1 Belly)] 300 Snax$
$[Pinky Lemonade - GRASS (+1 Belly) 200 Snax$
$ 200 Snax$
$[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)] 200 Snax$
(9b) Virtualland: Virtual Realty Fun Without the Microtransactions! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274616&viewfull=1#post274616)
[Anti-Clown Spray] was found here!
(9c) Post-Apocalypseland: A Post-Nuclear Family Adventure! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275968&viewfull=1#post275968)
=Sonya's Journal Cover= (https://i.imgur.com/fqlRD5A.png)
=Sonya's Journal Pages 1 and 2= (https://i.imgur.com/ZpGEWhR.png)
=Sonya's Journal Pages 3 and 4= (https://i.imgur.com/hyocfSk.png)
[Mantra Instructions]
[Apple of Enlightenment Sigil: <Hollywood Shenanigans>]
(9d) Collegeland: University Fun Without the Flunking Out! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275253&viewfull=1#post275253)
[Essence of Raspberries]

(10) Slick Flicks Movie Theater - Showing all the latest movies whether they're the blockbusters of the year or complete crap! And as per movie theater tradition, the popcorn and snacks cost more than the tickets themselves! No worries, just hide your candy from home in an old medication container and sneak it into the theater!
(10) Exterior and Main Building <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275452&viewfull=1#post275452)
CONCESSION STAND
$~[CinaPOP Popcorn - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~ 400 Snax$
$~~ 300 Snax$
$~[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[ChocoNUTTY Candez - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~[Mintos - ICE (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Eeneeee Candy - GHOST (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax
$200 Snax

(11) GameFlop Store - For all your video gaming needs! Word on the street is if you have a Phony SlayStation 4, a Pretendo Twitch, and a Psychosoft Vex-Box, you can trade all of those in for 15 Snax of in-store credit! Would you like a subscription to Game Snitch Magazine to go with that? Don't forget to download our app and sign up for our email alerts for all kinds of great game ads offers!
(11) Exterior and Main Building <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275087&viewfull=1#post275087)
GAMEFLOP STORE
$[Phony Slaystation 4] 500 Snax$
$[Pretendo Twitch] 300 Snax$
$[Psychosoft Vex-Box] 300 Snax$
$[5,000 Psychosoft Vex-Box Card] 350 Snax$
$ 60 Snax$
$ 60 Snax$
$[Finally Fantasy XXVII for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Call of Fruity: Ultra Modern Black Ops Warfare Ghosts for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Letter of Zalda - Breath of the Child for Pretendo Twitch] 60 Snax$
$[Winky Funny Pikachu Plushie] 40 Snax$

(12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) @Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@ - It's 3am oh my god why is your baby Pichu crying again what the funk don't tell me your phone is going off who could possibly be calling you what no way who and why would anyone be posting FaceSpace pictures at this hour and I bet it's their late night dinner oh my god yes it is who cares holy popping baby snot why are they tweeting about it now just shut it off and go to bed like normal Pokémon do oh my lord get help.
(12) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275918&viewfull=1#post275918)
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(12a) Floors 1-4 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276187&viewfull=1#post276187)
{Ventilation Duct: [s]^Small Pokémon^}

%PSG Power Guard (-1 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
(12b) Floors 5-8 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276936&viewfull=1#post276936)
$200 Snax$ was found here!
(12c) Floors 9-12 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277338&viewfull=1#post277338)
$[Fuzzball the Whimsicott Merc] 700 Snax HIRED!$
(12d) Whack Donald's <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277998&viewfull=1#post277998)
[The Seven Dragon Balls] were found here!

(13) Tetris Tree - It's a tree shaped like a Tetris piece! Legend has it that a Meowth got stuck in here one day, but sprouted wings, had two beautiful children, became a superhero, treated everyone to pizza, and then woke up and had to go to work the next day. He works as an investment banker and handles my stock portfolio.
(13) The Tree <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274745&viewfull=1#post274745)
#[Chibi Star Bracelet] Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# was found here!

(14) Booplesnoot Police Station (CANDY) @Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@ - This is where the fuzz, the cops, the heat, the blue boys, the brass, whatever you want to call them hang out! Of course, ever since the whole station took on the form of a tasty but professionally inconvenient layer cake, it's been a little harder to catch criminals and the Squawkers!
(14) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274660&viewfull=1#post274660)
{Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+}

%Soda Pop Gun (+1 DMG)%
%Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
(14a) Punkin' Donuts (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(14b) Crizpy Creamz (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(15) The A+++ Triple Platinum Five Star Fantaisie Restaurant (CANDY) @Tea Cake Tragedy - GRASS (+1 Belly)@ [CLOSED] - Feel like getting all dressed up and eating expensive food!? Oh, this was a great place to do it, but now that it's a giant wad of tea cake and all the fancy furniture became chocolate, well, it kind of lost a bit of its prestige!
(15) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276489&viewfull=1#post276489)
{Fancy Frilly Safe: +Fire Type+}

$800 Snax$

(16) Tippy-Toes Park - It's a calm and cozy park with hot dog vendors, unicycle competitions, kite battle royale, karaoke, missing chess pieces, and trash cans that haven't been cleaned out since 1962. Oh, and some trees too.
(16a) West Side <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275132&viewfull=1#post275132)

(16b) East Side <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278457&viewfull=1#post278457)
#[Plush Teddiursa: <Hollywood Shenanigans>] Aura of Squeee Infectious Cuteness! - NORMAL (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# was found here![/url]

(17) Booplesnoot Sity Hall (CANDY) @Yummy Spooky Halloween Cake Castle! - GHOST (+2 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness)@ - Someone had a brain fart and ordered an "S" instead a "C" for the sign and instead of just changing the letter, it's now called "Sity Hall" and it's as stupid as it sounds but they changed it on all the legal documents just to comply with dinky regulations. What's even worse is knowing they could have just cut the "S" in half and have a lowercase "c" instead! Why did no one realize this!?
(17) Exterior [b][i]<SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276885&viewfull=1#post276885)
[color=blue]#{Annoying Irritating Door of Whiny Sounds: Demanded sacrifice of Hasty Beast Mode Bracer AND 50d20 Two-Handed Sword of Chaos +5 AND Krazy Kitty Katana} Spraying Sticky Glitter Everywhere! - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)
(17a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(17b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>
(17c) Floors 11-15 <UNSEARCHED>

(18) The Glam Glam Casino (CANDY) @Chocolate Extravaganza - DARK (+3 Belly)@ [CLOSED] - Well, the slot machines may be gooey chocolate and good luck getting a gingerbread roulette wheel to spin, but you can at least still play blackjack! Just kidding, no one is playing here at the moment because there's nothing like the cold, hollow feeling that comes from having a $1000 Snax chip melt in your hand.
(18) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(18a) The Glam Glam Casino Parking Lot (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277448&viewfull=1#post277448)
{Icing-Coated The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping Truck: [s]+Water Type+ AND It's locked and needs a freakin' key fob}

The awesomeness of the [Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacker] was found here!

(19) Wonker's Nuclear Weapons of Mass Destruction Chicken (CANDY) [CLOSED] - This used to be the place to stuff your face with super death hot sauce fried chicken that goes in hot and comes out hot! Yes, comes out hot. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Of course these days, Wonker the Porygon Z was turned into a blackberry pie and his whole establishment is now made of cream cake, but it was quite the experience just a few weeks ago!
(19) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(20) Bave and Duster's (CANDY) @Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess! - ICE (+2 Belly)@ [CLOSED] - This used to be the place to go to if you wanted to spend $50 worth of Snax for 300 tokens just to play a dinky marble game for three hours to earn 3000 tickets just so you can redeem them for a finger trap that you could have bought for $1 worth of Snax. Somehow this business model works. Or at least it used to until this whole place became sweet and sticky sherbet! It's still quite tasty and it encourages you to save your money now!
(20) Exterior (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274976&viewfull=1#post274976)
{Half-Submerged Frozen Ferrari: +Fire Type+}
(20a) Restaurant (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276980&viewfull=1#post276980)
#{Locked Cache of Magical Fairies!: ^Medium Pokémon AND Magical Fairy Card Key Reader} Ultimate Shower of Pixie Powder! - FAIRY (+6 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(20b) Arcade (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278324&viewfull=1#post278324)
{Crane Game of Torment and Pain: [s]+Psychic Type+}

[Golden Medallion: Destiny Ritual] was haxored out!
(20c) Parking Lot (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(21) DeeeBeee Memorial Park (CANDY) @Tasty Tasty Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream - ICE (+3 Belly)@ - This park is dedicated to the late Doctor DeeeBeee the Drafalge, who discovered new uses for Western movies for medical research. After he passed away from forgetting to eat and pee during a 68 hour gaming session, this park was dedicated to him. Of course now it's made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, which I guess is okay considering it was his third favorite flavor. He just seemed to like butterscotch and rocky road a little bit more.
(21) The Park (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275639&viewfull=1#post275639)
You found =A Colorful Jigsaw Puzzle!= (https://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=05cc5c651875)

(22) Gigglezoo Office Complex (CANDY) - Now as a giant marshmallow, this office complex has many office suites for insurance agents, staffing firms, accounting firms, and a lot of other blah blah not-so-interesting places but it's funny now because everyone's working on marshmallow desks on a marshmallow floor with marshmallow computers that obviously don't turn on anymore and I really don't know why Pokémon are really still trying to actually work here.
(22) Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(23) Sprinkle Sprankle Community Park (CANDY) - This used to be a great community park with plenty of trees with green leaves, park benches, playgrounds, and fun things like that! Now it's a giant wad of bubble gum and pink taffy that tastes sweet and delicious but you're not sure exactly what the real flavor is supposed to be.
(23) The Park (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(24) The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - It's the hotel for kids where kids eat free on Tuesdays and Thursdays and kids on the last Friday of every kids third month if there's a full moon and kids games and kids shows and a special kids deal if the kids are accompanied by an adult and kids mac and cheese with a kids toy and special kids games on the back label just for kids!
(24) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278184&viewfull=1#post278184)
{The Extreme and Lovely Noodle Offering of Time: Missing Magical College Ramen AND Missing Military-Grade Tactical Linguini AND Missing Chinese Crispy Noodles}
(24a) Floors 1-5 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274792&viewfull=1#post274792)
%Staryu Hair Clip%
(24b) Floors 6-10 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274957&viewfull=1#post274957)
{Hotel Room 800: 800 Key of Course!}

$300 Snax$
[Fish Bowl]
(24c) Staryubucks Covfefe <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274798&viewfull=1#post274798)
[Room 800 Key]
[Coffee Cup of Calamity]

(25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament - Started by two Bunnelby brothers who couldn't agree on a restaurant theme, they decided to blend them together to create Medieval Crimes, where you solve brutal Medieval murder mysteries in a hidden assassination tournament! Kids eat free on Mondays!
(25) Exterior and Main Building <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275252&viewfull=1#post275252)
$[Destiny Ritual Instructions] 400 Snax$

(26) Virtual Pet Memorial Park - This park is dedicated to all the virtual pets that have come and gone throughout the years all across the universe. So that Tamagotchi or that Giga Pet you used to actually care for at one time is remembered here. Of course until the last one you had died because you became interested in something else.
(26) The Park <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274745&viewfull=1#post274745)
#{Door of Maximum Borkdrive: Needed Honor of Doggo AND Needed Bravery of Pupper} Dazzling You Did Me a Really Big Frighten - ROCK (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

(27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT - EEEEEEEE THIS RAINBOW HOUSE OF RAINBOW SLIIIIIDES IS THE GREATEST THING EVER OH MY GOD RAINBOW SLIDES HOW COULD YOU TURN DOWN NO YOU JUST CAN'T OHHHH RAINBOW SLIDES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF RAINBOW SLIDES YOU NEED THEM YOU NEEEEEEED RAINBOW SLIDES RIGHT NOW YES RIGHT NOW WHAT THE MORBID BLOODY HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!? RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!
(27) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(27a) RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274740&viewfull=1#post274740)
{Time Transport Machine to the Victorian Age: Post-It Note for Free Trial CDs for AOHell 4.0 AND Post-It Note for The Last Airblunder VHS Tape AND Post-It Note for Pretendo Virtual Ploy System}
(27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274740&viewfull=1#post274740)
{Locked Magician Trunk: Magical Star Emblem}

["Magical" Hat]
~[Magical Buneary Powder (Changes you into a Buneary)]~
(27c) EEEEEVEN MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! EXCLUSIVE DOUBLE RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274507&viewfull=1#post274507)
The [Magical Star Trunk Key] was found here!

(28) Sleep Like a Corpse National Park - Tiring day? Stupid coffee not working? Sick of having to run like a maniac to the grocery store just to spend twenty minutes waiting for some old bat to move away from blocking the moo moo milk because she's digging through her purse like she's going to spend the whole weekend going through it expecting to find gold in there? Come to Sleep Like a Corpse National Park because there are special rules here of not expecting anyone to do anything of importance here and if you do, you will be chased out with pitch forks, torches, and the agonizing music of the Fat Grannies and Screaming Kitties cover band that can't even come up with own songs.
(28) The Park <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276394&viewfull=1#post276394)
=Juno Memo Page= (https://i.imgur.com/8jMigj1.png) was found here!

(29) Tal-Mart - Tal-Mart is your neighborhood big box mart that specializes in killing all the other retailers so the only place left to shop is Tal-Mart! Enjoy greasy obese Pokémon, screaming children and their fragrant need for diaper changes, shopping cart bumper cars, and underpaid employees that question their life decisions everyday!
(29) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276837&viewfull=1#post276837)
{Storm Drain: ^Small Pokémon^ AND Something to Deal With Nickelfool the Mr Mime Insanity Clown}

[Landscaping Truck Key Fob] was found!
(29a) Clothing and stuff <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278324&viewfull=1#post278324)
TAL-MART CLOTHING AND STUFF!
$%"Tew Kewl Fer Skool" Idiotic T-Shirt (+1 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% 100 Snax$
$%Clearance Sale XXXL Shirt (+1 MAX Belly)% 100 Snax$
$%Patsy Pants% 150 Snax%
$%"This is my garage band of two" Yoga Pants$ 200 Snax%
$%Four-finger Death Paw T-Shirt% (+1 DMG)% 100 Snax$
(29b) Electronics and whatever <UNSEARCHED>
(29c) Outdoor junk <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278187&viewfull=1#post278187)
TAL-MART OUTDOOR JUNK
$[Magical Fairy Pikachu Outdoor Garden Statue] 250 Snax$
$[Foldzor Lawn Chairz!] 300 Snax$
$ 150 Snax$
$[OMG Garden Hosezor] 200 Snax$
$[Potz for Plantzor] 100 Snax$
$["The Rust is Bust!" Anti-Rust Solution] 300 Snax$
$[Cementy Mix!] 200 Snax$
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# was found here!
(29d) Food crap <UNSEARCHED>

(30) Warget - When you're willing to pay a little more just to avoid shopping at Tal-Mart, you shop at Warget... whatever the heck a "warget" is.
(30) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278460&viewfull=1#post278460)
{Suspicious Garbage: [s]+Poison Type+ OR <Memes>}

The %Greasy Mega Chapstick Rod (+2 DMG)% was found here!
$[Babycakes the Hydreigon Merc] 800 Snax$
(30a) Clothing section and weird trendy styles! <UNSEARCHED>
(30b) Electronics and gizmos <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275626&viewfull=1#post275626)
WARGET ELECTRONICS AND GIZMOS
$[FitzyBitzy!!!!] 300 Snax$
$[MP8 Player] 200 Snax$
$[BotchWatch] 250 Snaw$
$[iPhony 89] 750 Snax$
$[Pretendo Twitch] 300 Snax$
$[Psychosoft Vex-Box] 300 Snax$
$[Phony Slaystation 4] 500 Snax$
$[Screwloose Screws] 200 Snax$
$[Lapsnap Laptop Computer] 1100 Snax$
$[Big Mothertruckin' Rig Desktop] 2250 Snax$
$[Hecta Friggin' Gaming Desktop Zenith of Awesomeness Omega With More Colored LED Lights Than a Nightclub on Steroids Gaming Setup] 3400 Snax$
(30c) Seasonal fluff n' stuff <UNSEARCHED>
(30d) Food n' grubz <UNSEARCHED>

(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park (CANDY) - It's Booplesnoot's biggest park, with treeeeeeeees everywhere! Can you count them all!? Can you identify all of them? Are you still trying to find your lost contact lens in the grass?
(31) Center area paths and tree stuff! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275916&viewfull=1#post275916)]
{Crypto Cache Secured Vault: Decrypted Code #1 AND Decrypted Code #2 AND Decrypted Code #3 AND Supercharger Giga Power Cell AND Enigmatic Power Codex Unit}
(31a) Funny Cheesy Bits Memorial Fountain + South Side <UNSEARCHED>
(31b) North Side sports parks (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(32) Peachy Beep Elementary School (CANDY) @Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+2 Belly)@ - It's a school! Agh, but yes, without them, a lot of Pokémon would be dummies. But it's an elementary school, so at least the kids here are still dressing for Halloween and aren't taking algebra yet! Don't you miss that part of your childhood?
(32) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278460&viewfull=1#post278460)
#Oh So Super Cute Anime Kitty Essence - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# was found here!
(32a) Floors 1-3 <UNSEARCHED>
(32b)Floors 4-6 (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275766&viewfull=1#post275766)
#{Disgruntled Teacher Confiscated Items Locker: +Dragon Type+ OR +Steel Type+} Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! -ICE (+1 Belly)#
(32c) Floors 7-9 (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274959&viewfull=1#post274959)
#[Penny the Espeon's Wallet] Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)#

[Neo Emolga]

(33) The International Saxophone Museum [CLOSED] (CANDY) - This used to be the place for everything you could ever know and learn about a completely random object like saxophones, but now it's just a place of custard and custard-shaped saxophones that remarkably don't have the same kind of tune that they had before. Aww!
(33) Exterior (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(33a) Floors 1 & 2 and Gift Shop (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(33b) Floors 3 & 4 (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278644&viewfull=1#post278644)
#{Funky Jazz Locker: +Dragon Type+ OR +Steel Type+} Extra Custard Calamity! - GROUND (+2 Belly)#

$400 Snax$
~[Tactical Bunny Salad (-2 Belly)]~
%Spiky Goth Necklace (+1 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness%

(34) Booplesnoot Department of Motor Vehicles (CANDY) - Oh lordy, yes, our lovely city of Booplesnoot really does have a DMV! Yikes! But not to fear, it's all delicious layer cake and tasty nice cream now! So you have something wonderful to snack on while you wait online and now you can have your license picture taken with cake all over your face! I'm sure the cops will love to see that the next time they pull you over!
(34) Exterior and interior (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(34a) Crash Burger (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(35) Itchy Witchy Pinny Ping Bang Hotel (CANDY) @Giga Marshmallow Presence - NORMAL (+1 Belly)@ - This goofy hotel which seems to have an odd affinity for mermaid Pokémon decor and wall art has recently turned into a giant tower of marshmallow, which is really light, fluffy, and tasty like sleeping on a squishy edible bean bag, but the hotel staff has advised that even with their limited knowledge of structural engineering and architecture, it's not a good idea to take a bit whopping bite out of a marshmallow support beam that's probably the only thing keeping dozens of floors above you from squishing you
(35) Exterior (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(35a) Floors 1-5 + Icing Pool + The Wacky Noodle Doo Italian Restaurant (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(35b) Floors 6-10 (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278120&viewfull=1#post278120)
$400 Snax$ was found here!
(35c) Floors 11-15 (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(36) Giggle Glee Park (CANDY) - This park is dedicated to all those that acted like zany idiots just for the sake of acting crazed and psychotic. Also, all universal holidays are celebrated here all at the same time, so if you want to open your Christmas gifts in your Halloween costume and then go searching for Easter eggs after giving your love their Valentine's Day chocolates, darn it, you go on and can do that all right here! And what do you know, St Patrick's Day and Oktoberfest are celebrated the exact same way!
(36) The Park (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(37) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - Curing the fat wallet pandemic everyday! This is the perfect place to shop like a funky junkie and max out every one of your credit cards like you stole them! And bunny decor is everywhere like white on rice.
(37) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275030&viewfull=1#post275030)
{Master Schlock Security Cabinet: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Ghost Type+}
(37a) Tingletoots Buttons and Boots!, Shot Tropic, Cheeky Dean's <UNSEARCHED>
(37b) Dootlocker, Mallshark Gift Store, Insanity Glee and Candy [CLOSED] <UNSEARCHED>
(37c) The Magikarper Image, Tenser Gifts, Fray Jewelers <UNSEARCHED>
(37d) Food Court: Taco Hell, Burger Thing, Wacky Wok, Chicky-Filly-A, Pancham Express <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274655&viewfull=1#post274655)
TACO HELL
$~[Double Trouble Tacos - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~175 Snax$
$~[Gas Master Burrito - POISON (+4 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Los Fritos Doritos Locos Tacos - FIRE (+3 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
$~~ 100 Snax$

BURGER THING
$~[Big Whoopster - NORMAL(+2 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Moo Murder Burger - NORMAL (+5 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~["You came here for what?" Chicken Sandwich - FLYING (+3 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Funky Fries - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$

WACKY WOK
$~[General Pow's Chicken - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~[Moo Goo Mushi Tush Pork - NORMAL (+3 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Chinese Krispy Noodles - NORMAL (+1 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Veggie Medley Year of the Bunny Food - GRASS (-1 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 50 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
$~[OMG Smarty Water - WATER (+1 to Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 200 Snax$

CHICKY-FILLY-A
$~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Sandwhich - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
$~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Nuggets - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Wrapz - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 160 Snax$
$~[Funky Fries - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
$~[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$

PANCHAM EXPRESS
$~[Raw Fishie Roll - WATER (+2 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Tempura Something Roll - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
$~[Mystery Fun Roll! - PSYCHIC (+2 Belly +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
$~[OMG Smarty Water - WATER (+1 to Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 200 Snax$
(37e) Barnies and Nibbles Bookstore + Staryubucks Covfefe <UNSEARCHED>
(37f) Parking Lot 1 + Teenager skating arena <UNSEARCHED>
(37g) Parking Lot 2 + Wander around aimlessly looking at smartphone arena <UNSEARCHED>

(38) Snippy Dee Condos - There's no room for individual houses in Booplesnoot, so... condos! Word has it that condo 510 is haunted and the ghost that lives there is a Gengar named Mister Epicpants who likes to mess around with your electric appliances! The rest of the place is okay and all of them come with crazy fun hot tubs that play the Meow Mix Jingle and the second half of the Abbey Road album!
(38) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(38a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(38b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>
(38c) Floors 11-15 <UNSEARCHED>

(39) Piply Apartments - It's the giddy extra fluffy fun version of living with the ultimate experimentation in urban living! Every pre-furnished apartment has a silly theme like crossover board games, Viking disco, the Partridge Family meets Saturday Night Live, surfing in espresso, and using a toilet scrubber as a toothbrush! Yeah, no one lives in that last one yet.
(39) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(39a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(39b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>
(39c) Floors 11-15 <UNSEARCHED>

(40) Empire of the Immortal Warbeast Warriors Apartments - Only the brave, the battle-hardened, the most savage of barbarians, masters of battle, and kings and queens of combat go through these halls of warriors and champions! Trophies of battle, testaments to the glory of war, and weapons of immortalized champions of honor line the halls! War cries echo through the halls! Every tenant has the Game of Thrones theme as their phone ringtone! Sometimes they wake up at 3am in the morning just to start a battle rally chant! To arms!
(40) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(40a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(40b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>

(41) Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting - There are toots here. Many toots. What toots will you discover? Will you tell your friends about the toots you encountered? Will you post them all over social media until your eyes roll out of your head?
(41) Park of Tooting <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277331&viewfull=1#post277331)
#{Stone Door of Unstoppable Cuteness!: Missing Token of Tactical Anime Kittens AND Missing Token of Kawaii Anime Bunnies AND +Rock Type+} Super Cuteness Radiation! - ROCK (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

(42) Cherry Bonkers Apartments (CANDY) - An apartment complex for fruitcakes and fools and cool dudes with the really big cars and those funky gnarly surfboards that come with a secret compartment for storing extra underwear and that expired ticket to the 2003 Annual Snooter Show you totally forget existed but that's okay because they canceled due to rain and that's an extra three hours you didn't waste but decided to use that time to go shopping for Milky Way bars, parachutes, and Vol 3 of the Packy Pick Bang Tang Musical. Yeah, this is the place.
(42) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(42a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(42b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>

(43) The Silver Orange Hotel (CANDY) - It's the hotel that prides itself on being second best at everything! They may not be the big apple, but they're the orange! And they may not be gold, but silver! Think about all the second best beds, second best coffee, second best bathrooms, and second best room service you'll have! By the way, if an orange is now silver, can you really still call it an orange?
(43) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(43a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(43b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>
(43c) Floors 11-15 <UNSEARCHED>
(43d) Yandil is a Stalker Fine Dining Restaurant <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274958&viewfull=1#post274958)
{Linguini Creator: =Linguini Creation!= (https://i.imgur.com/oNSexK1.png)}

(44) Paradise Parking Lot (CANDY) - You used to be able to park your car here, but now it's a giant pool of grape and wild berry tasty cakes and you really don't want to get all that over your wheel wells. Oh but sure, don't listen to me! I'll be there pointing fingers with a "told ya so" when you see for yourself!
(44) The Parking Lot (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(45) Funny Unrelated Electronic Sound Hotel [CLOSED] (CANDY) - It was as if this hotel was trying to go for that weird and obscure target market that really gets a kick out of random dubstep music or really old ringtones. Well, it's a house of gooey and sugary cakes and candy, so you're definitely not leaving hungry!
(45) Exterior (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(45a) Floors 1-5 + Gooey Pool + Yesterday's Lunch Tray Restaurant (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(45b) Floors 6-10 (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(46) Channel 318739 News Station (CANDY) - You didn't really need another news station, but here you go! Channel 318739 News! Soon enough, selecting what channel you want to watch on your TV remote will feel like making a phone call!
(46) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(46a) Floors 1-5 Covering Finance and Economics! <UNSEARCHED>
(46b) Floors 6-10 Covering Crimes and Public Discontent! <UNSEARCHED>
(46c) Floors 11-15 Covering Sports! <UNSEARCHED>
(46d) Floors 16-20 Covering Obscure and Weird News Stories! <UNSEARCHED>
(46e) Top Floor Weather Station "We're Almost Right!" <UNSEARCHED>

(47) The Chatty Chatroulette Chatot Gourmet Dining Restaurant [CLOSED] (CANDY) @Extreme Chocolate Bonkers Just For You! - DARK (+4 Belly)@ - Like spending enormous amounts of money for a portion of food that would even leave a Dedenne starving for more? Then this place is for you, Mister Stupidest Pokémon- but oh wait, it's nothing but a giant house of chocolate now! Actually, this makes things much better. Oh, and it's free now!
(47) Exterior and Interior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276940&viewfull=1#post276940)
{Altar of Cutesy Happy Fun Time Rainbows: Placement of the Rainbow Fidget Spinner AND Placement of the Rainbow Colored Pencils of Yay! AND Placement of the Rainbow Glitter That Sticks to Everything AND Costume Rainbow Butterfly Wings AND Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling} #Cutesy Puffy Powder Everywhere!, Flying (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

(48) Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos - So fab! SO FAB! But oh darling, wouldn't you love to live here? But darling, it has such a nice view of the beach! But darling, it's so spacious! It's so spacious, darling! And oh, oh, it has its own whirlpool. So fabulous! So fabulous, darling! Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!? HOW CAN YOU PUT A PRICE TAG ON MY LOVE!? WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SHOULD START SEEING OTHER POKÉMON!? WHY I OUGHT TO *ENTERS HELLBEAST OF INFERNAL WAR SLAUGHTER AND STATIC CLING PACKAGING PEANUTS MODE.*
(48) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(48a) Floors 1-5 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276817&viewfull=1#post276817)
Cipher the Ninetales joins to help the Peeps!
(48b) Floors 6-10 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277925&viewfull=1#post277925)
{Locked Refrigerator: [s]Ethereal Tomato Lock AND Ethereal Raspberry Lock}

#[Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling] Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# was found here!
(48c) Floors 11-15 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278121&viewfull=1#post278121)
{Greasy Roof Access Door: Greasy Key Hole}

(49) Wild Jungle Park +GRASS TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ - A cool jungle club with fun drinks, billiards, HBO, and dancing cheese wheel racing for Grass types, only! No, they're not racist, they'd gladly welcome the rest of you other folks in if it weren't for the flesh-eating fauna and metric megaton venus fly traps just outside the club that find the rest of you just so darn delicious! They really like Fairy types, by the way. They taste like sugar to them!
(49) The Park <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274766&viewfull=1#post274766)
{The Secret Garden Mystical Entrance!: A Mystical Labyrinth Keyhole AND A Slate Requesting a Catchy Flute Song!}

(50) Sippy Side Sunny Shoreline Shiny Store Series (The SSSSSSS) - It's a strip mall of stores by the shore! As if the tourists here needed even more things to lighten their wallet! No really, they do. Before they spend another 500 snax on a stupid "wish you were here" snowglobe with Mocky Minccino on it. Support your local vendors! Buy a tacky keychain with your name on it or cheesy t-shirt here instead!
(50) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(50a) Slapsations Beach and Touristy Nonsense Store <UNSEARCHED>
(50b) Death by Flowers Florist <UNSEARCHED>
(50c) Get Buffed! Exercise Club <UNSEARCHED>
(50d) Knick-Knack Wallet Whack Souvenir Shop <UNSEARCHED>

(51) Hangry Fans Hotel - Yeeeeaaaaah, boy, we're into sports and screaming and beer and throwing things at the TV and painting all over our faces with colored clown wigs and getting all psyched for BIG, BIG GAME DAY and freakin' grilling steaks and burgers smothered with beer and cheese and throwing any random combustible object into the grilling fire and gettin' all crazy for BIG GAME DAY and yeeeeeeaaaah, Hangry Fans Hotel is totally the place to hang out with other psycho sports fans and leave crap all over the place but now it's a whole hotel just for this kind of thing, yeah.
(51) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(51a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(51b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>
(51c) Floors 11-15 <UNSEARCHED>

(52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site - They're building a new hotel over what used to be another Slapsations store because the Pokémon of Booplesnoot preferred the one over by the strip mall. Word has it that they're going to go for a gangster 1930s theme! I'm sure that will be great for families and children of all ages!
(52) The Site <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274777&viewfull=1#post274777)
["The Rust is Bust" Anti-Rust Solution]


(53) There Is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel - The owners of this hotel REALLY wanted to name the hotel after a pink flamingo Pokémon, but one doesn't exist yet, so they decided to use the name of this hotel as a public service announcement that someone needs to discover this pink flamingo Pokémon. Or beg Game Freak to make one and randomly insert it into the universe and make it so suddenly everyone's acting like it has always existed like they've done with everything else!
(53) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(53a) Floors 1-4 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275029&viewfull=1#post275029)
#[Fairy Dust of the European Union] Extra Shiny Sparkly Essence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(53b) Floors 5-8 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275522&viewfull=1#post275522)
{The Pretzel Hotel Room: Pretzel Emblem}
(53c) Floors 9-12 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275625&viewfull=1#post275625)
{Employee Break Room Fridge: +Fighting Type}

(54) The Premium Artisan Luxury Prestigious Condos of Diamonds and Glamour - Congratulations on winning the lottery or being a CEO or owning more company stocks than there are stars in the universe because that's what you're going to need to live here! Oh, perfect view of the beach, gold trim everything and a whirlpool that sings to you while you bathe are everything you can dream about... and are things you probably should just keep dreaming about if you really want to keep your wallet stuffed. Really, this place is borderline charging you for the air you breathe while in the building.
(54) Exterior <UNSEARCHED>
(54a) Floors 1-5 <UNSEARCHED>
(54b) Floors 6-10 <UNSEARCHED>

(55) The Astroplexygon Mall Supercenter (CANDY) - This was quite the place to shop back when it wasn't one titanic-sized layer cake that looks like two Wailords named Chubalug and Flubbybutt were going to use it for their wedding. These days, you don't find much for sale. Yeah, it's kind of hard to sell anything when your retail space is now a dessert.
(55) Exterior (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(55a) Booplesnoot Tasty Meow Wok [CLOSED] (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(55b) The Law Offices of Tiki, Puter, and Peeksy (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(55c) Slapsations Beach and Touristy Nonsense Store [CLOSED] (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(55d) Tingletoots Bar and Grill [CLOSED] (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(55e) Whitey and Blacky Financial Advisors (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(56) Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness! +FAIRY TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ (CANDY) @High-Level Sugary Hangry Candy! - FAIRY (+2 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness)@ - SQUEEEEE EVERYTHING HERE IS SO CUTE AND TINKLY AND MASSIVE COLLETERAL NUCLEAR DAMAGE OF SPARKLY HAPPINESS AND ANYTHING SHORT OF A FAIRY TYPE WILL SUFFER IMMEDIATE IMPLOSION OF GLITTERY DEATH! EVEN THE AIR SMELLS LIKE SUGAR AND YAY SWEETNESS!!!!
(56) The Park (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274961&viewfull=1#post274961)
{The Portal of Truth and Obscure Ball Sacrifices: A Spot Just the Right Size for a 9 Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Bowling Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Disconnected Snowglobe AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Marble}

(57) Beach Outhouses (CANDY) - Hey, Pokémon need a place to take a crap too! Except even this isn't a great place to do it anymore. Well fine, you try using a marshmallow toilet that doesn't flush! Oh GROSS, you tried it anyway! Now someone might mistake that for chocolate!
(57) The Outhouses (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(58) The Giggly Dee Jamboree Hotel (CANDY) - If you're ever in the mood for a hotel with random squealing and glomping and insanity glee, well you definitely came to the right place because there's something in the air that makes this place just go NUTS like a caffeinated sugar buffet on steroids and adrenaline. It makes you even wonder why they provided beds.
(58) Exterior (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(58a) Floors 1-5 and The Squeaky Leek Restaurant (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(58b) Floors 6-10 (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(58c) Floor 11-15 (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>

(59) Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center (CANDY) @Extra Gooey Candy Collage - POSION (+2 Belly)@ - Well, this used to be a great place for young Pokémon to get pizza, play video games, get into fight in ball pools, and junk like that for their parents to sigh at, but now everything is sticky gooey candy. Hey, that brat put gum in my fur!
(59) Exterior (CANDY) <UNSEARCHED>
(59a) The Restaurant (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276300&viewfull=1#post276300)
{Alien Supercomputer: [s]<Hollywood Shenanigans> AND Mintos Product Placement}
(59b) The Arcade and Playground (CANDY) <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276014&viewfull=1#post276014)
#[Pinky Dinky Box] Cutesy Glitter EVERYWHERE - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

(60) La Te Da Beach! - It wouldn't be Booplesnoot without soft sandy beaches! Thankfully this is the normal beach and isn't made of sugar like the others! Plus the water is normal and isn't that sticky syrupy wild berry soda that those other beaches are stuck with! So make a sand castle, do a sand angel, and relax! Also, don't forget you're a Pokémon, so no tanning. Your fur/scales/whatever don't do that.
(60) The Beach! <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274977&viewfull=1#post274977)
[Serenity Flute of Wonder and Dreams!]

(61) Sippy Tip Beach! (CANDY) @Sugary Sand - Ground (+1 Belly)@ - Yeah, here's where you start running into problems. The sand is now pink sugar, the water comes wild berry soda here, and it's just one big sticky sugar mess. I mean okay, you can still hang out but if you thought sticky sand on your skin was bad enough, this is a million times worse! At least it tastes good, but do you really want to eat sand that's been walked on all day?
(61) The "Beach!" <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275533&viewfull=1#post275533)
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

(62) Snaggle Taggle Beach! (CANDY) - And here we have what used to be a beach and is now just completely caked over. You'll be swimming in pink frosting here instead! While it's absolutely delicious, it gets pretty bad within just minutes of jumping into the mess. Plus you come out looking like a messed-up cupcake!
(62) The "Beach!" <UNSEARCHED>

(63) Bippity Bangle Bop Bay +WATER TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ (CANDY) - Come for a swim! The water is- no, sorry, it ain't water anymore. Nah, thanks to the Squawkers, it's now completely turned into wild berry cola. Who drinks that stuff anyway? It's not going to do any favors for your jet ski either.
(63) The Bay <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278000&viewfull=1#post278000)
$750 Snax$ was found here! Cool!

(64) It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments +WATER TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+ - Fancy being a fish? Well that's cool, you can live here and let those landlubbers deal with their candy-coated problems! Although the candy-coated infection is spreading and these fishies don't like the idea of wild berry cola in their gills, so yeah, there's that!
(64) Exterior <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275840&viewfull=1#post275840)
$650 Snax$
(64a) Floors 1-4 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276390&viewfull=1#post276390)
[Sinister Stapler]
(64b) Floors 5-8 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276979&viewfull=1#post276979)
{Locked Magical Mermaid Apartment Door: Needs to see a Staryu Hair Clip AND a Seashell Necklace AND a Magical Mermaid Tail}
(64c) Floors 9-12 <SEARCHED> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277452&viewfull=1#post277452)
[Awesomeness Flute Song Sheet Music] was found here!

[Neo Emolga]

Booplesnoot Suspect List

1 Bappyboo the Blissey [D] F <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275446&viewfull=1#post275446)
2 Whopper the Miltank [D] F <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276650&viewfull=1#post276650)
#[Left Rainbow Butterfly Wing] Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# received!
3 Zuul the Minccino [D] M *HAS DEATH METAL PERKY!* <FIRNEN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275455&viewfull=1#post275455)
[Glamazon Prime Membership] received!
4 Glock the Torchic [D] F <CARLY'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274513&viewfull=1#post274513)
5 Conker the Pachirisu: [Acorn Juice] or <Browser History Hacking> [D] M <CARLY'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276078&viewfull=1#post276078)
6 Deeky the Pachirisu [D] F <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!>
7 Nippy the Pachirisu [D]F <UNQUESTIONED>
8 Kahoo the Pachirisu [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
9 Dinkydee the Hydreigon [D] M <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274826&viewfull=1#post274826)
10 Chippy the Audino [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
11 Dupes the Stunfisk [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
12 Ouncy the Stunfisk [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
13 Sibby the Glaceon [D] F <FIRNEN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278002&viewfull=1#post278002)
14 Beejeeee the Gogoat [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
!15 Bagz the Skiddo [D] M <EDDIE'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276218&viewfull=1#post276218)
$1000 Snax received!
16 Raggy the Jynx [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
17 Blimey the Azumarill[D] M <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!> <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275564&viewfull=1#post275564)
#[My Little Ponyta Magical Castle Key] Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything! - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Received!
18 Kitzwit the Pidgeotto [D] F <MARTA'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276451&viewfull=1#post276451)
~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ Received!
19 Hude the Spoink [N] M <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274742&viewfull=1#post274742) <VELO'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278155&viewfull=1#post278155)
20 Nesbit the Feraligatr [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
21 Jippy the Feraligatr [D] F <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!>
22 Clappy the Totodile [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
23 Jiblet the Chansey [D] M <FIRNEN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276215&viewfull=1#post276215)
[Dazzling Diamond Chain] received!
24 Biggs the Lopunny [D] M <VELO'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274827&viewfull=1#post274827)
25 Wedge the Machamp [D] M <VELO'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275634&viewfull=1#post275634)
26 Vivi the Golisopod [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
27 Donald the Gumshoos [D] M *HAS KILLJOY MASTER PERKY!*<SMACK 'EM SUSAN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!/page2#post274618)
28 Vladimir the Elgyem [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
29 Kim the Lickilicky [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
30 Deedee the Sandshrew [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
31 Noop the Togedemaru [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
32 Napkin the Meowstic [D] F <MARTA'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276015&viewfull=1#post276015)
[Disconnected the Emperor's New Groove Snowglobe] received!
33 Grootz the Trevenant [D] M <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!>
34 Wocketz the Zigzagoon [D] M <MARTA'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275658&viewfull=1#post275658)
#[Premium FDA-Approved Pixie Dust] Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Received!
35 Utz the Ledian [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
36 Jeezet the Swirlix [D] F <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276077&viewfull=1#post276077)
37 Nutso the Ho-oh [D] M *HAS HOLLYWOOD SHENANIGANS PERKY!* <VELO'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274510&viewfull=1#post274510)
38 Jinkies the Mareanie [D] F <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!>
39 Spanky the Ekans: 5,000 Psychosoft Vex-Box Points OR Simulation of 10,000 Hours of Free Time OR<Browser History Hacking> [D] M <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!> <EDDIE'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275458&viewfull=1#post275458)
[10th Prestige Emblem] received!
40 Snackster the Charizard: (iPhony 89 AND Phony Slaystation 4) OR <Browser History Hacking> [D] M <BLESS'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276649&viewfull=1#post276649)
41 Snorkle the Delphox [D] F <VELO'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275036&viewfull=1#post275036)
42 Dinkle the Fennekin: <Memes> [D] F <CARLY'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275207&viewfull=1#post275207)
#[Coin of the Furious Lillipup] Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
43 Nooter the Galvantula [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
44 Spork the Servine [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
45 Duder the Alolan Rattata [D] M <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=277927&viewfull=1#post277927)
46 Putzor the Lurantis [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
!47 Slinky the Luxray [D] M <FIRNEN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275529&viewfull=1#post275529)
48 Sloopzy the Meowth [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
49 Cabbi the Honchkrow [D] M <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274508&viewfull=1#post274508) <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!>
50 Suuzie the Lairon [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
51 Baconz the Grumpig [D] F <VELO'S CHAT! (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278340&viewfull=1#post278340) <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278426&viewfull=1#post278426)
!52 Snooki the Skuntank [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
53 Teepsy the Tyrantrum [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
54 Dackydee the Grotle [D] F <PULVERIZED BY THE SQUAWKERS!!!>
55 Upenstoop the Typhlosion [D] M <CARLY'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274829&viewfull=1#post274829)
56 Frootkie the Quilava [D] F <FIRNEN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=276810&viewfull=1#post276810)
57 Mooker the Slowbro [D/N] M <FIRNEN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275977&viewfull=1#post275977) ***MARTA'S STEALTH MODE DETAILS!!!*** (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278472&viewfull=1#post278472)
[Disguised Card Key #2 $500 Snax$ Gift Card to Appleknee's] received!
58 Spook the Venonat [N] F <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275520&viewfull=1#post275520)
59 Beepch the Venonat [N] M <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278700&viewfull=1#post278700)
60 Neeps the Arcanine [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
61 Qwerty the Volbeat [N] F <SMACK 'EM SUSAN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274766&viewfull=1#post274766)
62 Shizy the Skarmory [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
63 Vookinshoe the Cranidos [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss [D] F *HAS HARDCORE PARKOUR PERKY!* <VELO'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275367&viewfull=1#post275367)
65 Kneezor the Simisage [D] M <VELO'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=278340&viewfull=1#post278340)
66 Kookie the Spinda [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
67 Vezy the Misdreavus [N] F <MADDER'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274742&viewfull=1#post274742)
[Honor of Doggo] received!
68 Blooper the Munna [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M <UNQUESTIONED> ***DIO'S STEALTH MODE DETAILS!*** (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274960&viewfull=1#post274960)
70 Tiki the Roserade [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
71 Peeksy the Haxorus [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
72 Edna the Liepard [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
73 Udder the Venusaur [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
74 Bzap the Shiftry [D] F <UNQUESTIONED>
75 Skarz the Beautifly [D] M <UNQUESTIONED>
PEEPS!
76 Soren the Jirachi
77 Madder the Mimikyu
78 Velo the Lugia
79 Carly the Growlithe
80 Fírnen the Alolan Vulpix
81 Dio the Vibrava
82 Eddie the Bulbasaur
83 Smack 'em Susan the Breloom
84 Marta the Buizel
85 Bless the Umbreon
NPC MERCENARIES!
86 Cipher the Ninetales

[Neo Emolga]

In case I need additional space for nonsense. >:3

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 1: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
PINK GLITTER SNOW!
It’s snowing glittery pink fluffy stuff and it clings to you wherever you go! Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause an Overwhelming Cuteness increase of +1!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pin_1523289600.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Have fun and play nice!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Chakramaster]

Hmm, such a different setting than what we are used to. So might as well have a bit of fun :p

I'm gonna search (27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT But I'm gonna go ALL OUT to start. (27c) EEEEEVEN MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! EXCLUSIVE DOUBLE RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! To be precise! Gotta check these out. Hey! Someone's gonna have to risk it at some point! Might as well go early on before things get crazy!

[Noblejanobii]

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png Why do I have to partake in this again?

http://orig10.deviantart.net/3bb6/f/2017/053/d/6/angryshayminpmd_by_writerraven-db01m4b.png You know exactly why. I'm keeping you busy here so you'll stop tormenting Fate and the others. Now get to work!

http://i.imgur.com/w2aJuf7.png Why you little-

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png Fine whatever. I'm going to interview 49 Cabbi the Honchkrow [D].

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214544904093706/lugiaexcited.png Dearest cousin! I wasn't expecting to see someone of our mutual stature out in Booplesnoot. Would you mind staying and chatting with me, a moment? I would love to learn more about this fine, wondrous city... such as this Squawkers business. Those juveniles are out there turning people into candy, I hear. How horrifying!

Interview 37 - Nutso the Ho-Oh.

[Scytherwolf]

I'll interview 4 Glock the Torchic!

[Neo Emolga]

Hmm, such a different setting than what we are used to. So might as well have a bit of fun :p

I'm gonna search (27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT But I'm gonna go ALL OUT to start. (27c) EEEEEVEN MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! EXCLUSIVE DOUBLE RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! To be precise! Gotta check these out. Hey! Someone's gonna have to risk it at some point! Might as well go early on before things get crazy!

Soren has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to head out in the fluffy pinky glitter snow because hey, why not!? And hey, why not start with the MOST EXCITING PLACE IN THE WHOLE TOWN!? EXCLUSIVE DOUBLE RAINBOW SLIDES!

You have no idea what kind of business model this place is trying to go for, but who cares!? You spot the rainbow-colored building and when you step inside its proudest accomplishment, my goodness, it's like a whole new world opened up and it's mystical and magical and just STUFFED WITH INCREDIBLE RAINBOW SLIDES! dOUBlE RaINBoW SLideZ!! Rainbow slides everywhere in a mystical cosmic giant room like you're sliding across the universe in style! And color! You can't help but take a moment to slide around and whirl yourself silly on these things! It almost makes it too easy to forget about what the fudge you're here for in Booplesnoot in the first place!

Okay, so after really spending all morning goofing off on these things, cruising about the painted galaxy like everything's fine and everything's good, you actually decide to get to work and see if there's anything out of the ordinary. You know, besides EVERYTHING, of course. You go sliding around one rainbow slide and you realize someone must have dropped a key while they were going sliding around and it must have slipped out of their grasp! But you're classy and cool and you're able to swipe it back up before you slide away too fast. Only thing is...

#Extra Shiny Sparkles! - PSYCHIC (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# 15% Evasion Test: 46 out of 100
FAILED!

Soren has gained 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Extra Shiny Sparkles!

#[Magical Star Trunk Key] Extra Shiny Sparkles! - PSYCHIC (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Oh, you just feel more adorable after picking that up! You wonder what this magical star key goes to, but you're sure it has to go to something! Maybe something important!

You don't find anything much else besides more rainbow slides. And while they're wonderful and delightful, you're in dire need of a break before you pass out. But you really enjoyed feeling like a kid again!

You decide to head back to rejoin all your other lovely Peeps with the key you found!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Valiant Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png Why do I have to partake in this again?

http://orig10.deviantart.net/3bb6/f/2017/053/d/6/angryshayminpmd_by_writerraven-db01m4b.png You know exactly why. I'm keeping you busy here so you'll stop tormenting Fate and the others. Now get to work!

http://i.imgur.com/w2aJuf7.png Why you little-

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png Fine whatever. I'm going to interview 49 Cabbi the Honchkrow [D].

Madder has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL
+Intimidation (Fairy VS Dark)
+Modesty (Ghost VS Dark)

You decide to chat with Cabbi, wondering what this bloated black bird has been up to since Booplesnoot's been under insanity candy chaos lately. You find him working as a cashier at the Tingletoots Buttons and Boots! store at the mall, the kind of job everyone aspires to have! At first he thinks you're here to buy something, but you decide you'd rather talk to him, which he nods sarcastically. You introduce yourself to him and ask him his thoughts about the Squawkers and the nonsense they've been doing.

"Oh, it's lovely," Cabbi replies with a snarky remark. "Certainly helped this silly mall ever since the Astroplexygon became a freaking cake! I swear, if this happens to the whole town, I'm just going to move and maybe head to Nippyville. Yesterday I had some idiot Slowpoke trying to return a shirt that he didn't even buy here! Oh, and of course no receipt either! Oh yeah, sure, let me buy that crusty, nasty shirt with that idiotic "I'm with stupid" on it from you and you go waste that money on something even dumber while I'm now stuck with your moronic shirt. Cool deal. Oh yeah, that's the kind of thing I live for. Fab-u-lous."

You then ask the Honchkrow if he's seen anything suspicious lately. Something that might have something to do with those insidious Squawkers!

"Not really... although there is one weird thing I guess," he tells you. "It's that Fuzzy Dice Ice Cream truck in parking lot #2. You know, the place where someone always nearly turns other Pokémon into roadkill because they were too busy with their phones posting crap on FaceSpace. That truck's been there for a while and it makes me wonder why would anyone still have one of those while the other side of town has buttloads of ice cream for free!? You'd have to be an idiot to try and sell that here! Might as well be trying to sell air! Or grass! Or bad breath! It's dumb, although after that incident with the Slowpoke, there sure are a lot of dumb Pokémon out there!"

"Cool chat," he tells you, "but I've got to do another round of 'oh, this costumer hung this clothing item in the wrong spot! Gotta have the fun of putting it back in the right place!' Oooh, that's game's my favorite! And I really like the 'pick up from the floor because the customer was too freaking lazy to put it back! Love, love, LOVE that game also! As much as I love smothering myself with oil and kerosene and lighting myself on fire while dancing the tango with a blow-up doll!"

"Well, enjoy the last few days this town has left before it becomes a pile of sugary goo!" he tells you before making his rounds.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214544904093706/lugiaexcited.png Dearest cousin! I wasn't expecting to see someone of our mutual stature out in Booplesnoot. Would you mind staying and chatting with me, a moment? I would love to learn more about this fine, wondrous city... such as this Squawkers business. Those juveniles are out there turning people into candy, I hear. How horrifying!

Interview 37 - Nutso the Ho-Oh.

Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE!!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Flying)

"OH MAI GAAWWWWDDD, IT'S YOU COUSIN WHERE THE BLAZES HAVE YOU BEEN IT'S SOO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" is the first thing you hear when finding out Nutso owns the SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT, which actually now makes sense when you think about it, although this business model still doesn't add up. Like trying to facilitate the use of tacos to complete your income taxes.

Nutso is OVERJOYED TO SEE YOU and gives you a giant, feathery birdie hug when you walk in and suddenly you feel like you've known this goofy, weirdo rainbow turkey your whole life and it just seems like family all over again, which still doesn't make sense but whatever.

"Oh, this city!" Nutso tells you, trying to get back to the conversation. "It's a wonderful place where outsiders spend all their money and try to appease their tantrum children and now half of it looks like a rejected gingerbread house! It's quite yummy but it was making me flabby and too fat to fly, so I had to stop."

"Yes, it's the Squawkers!" Nutso explains to you excitedly. "Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not really crazy about what they're doing, but at least we're learning who is doing it! I mean that knowledge really hasn't changed much to improve the situation, but we're getting there! Slowly, but bit by bit! It may be useless at this rate, but here's to hoping for happy days again!"

"Oh yes, they turned one of my best customers into a plushie doll," Nutso explains. "She LOVED these RAINBOW SLIDESSSS. But now she's this smiley plushie Raichu instead of her regular Raichu self. It's sad! She doesn't go down as well anymore. And she's smiling, but is she really happy!? I don't know! It's upsetting! I've never had this happen to me before!"

"I also saw someone installed this weird machine thingy where I have MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!" Nutso tells you. "I don't remember installing something like that! It's a little creepy and I don't understand it! I'm even worried about what might happen if I touch it! Maybe take a looksie and see if there's something you can figure out? Please!? I'll make your favorite Belgian waffles! I KNOW YOU LOVE BELGIAN WAFFLES, COUSIN!"

"But cousin!" Nutso continues, quickly changing the subject. "I tell you my little secret. You see, I know... tricks. Silly tricks. Break the rules of the Matrix kinds of tricks! I don't usually tell anyone this, but if you need my help just... breaking the rules, let me know! Maybe this will be able to help you!"

You've discovered 37 Nutso the Ho-oh has the Hollywood Shenanigans Perky!

"Now then, I must go!" Nutso tells you with excitement. "I must go and follow my nose! Wherever it goes! Hey, you can always have a bowl of Froot Loops with me too, if you'd like!"

He then goes flying off, humming Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Suddenly you feel... smarter.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

I'll interview 4 Glock the Torchic!

Carly has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE!!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution State
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Fire)

Normally, Glock is running around going PSYCHOTIC trying to bake a trillion and seven Croscongles at the Time For a Croscongle! Bakery, but when she sees you, she lights up and seems a lot happier! As in not "who the freak are you" like she did at that fat Blastoise just a few minutes ago.

"Wowheythere!" she exclaims, quickly using her beak to throw in a fully-loaded tray of uncooked Croscongles into the oven. "It'salittlehardtochatandI'mreallycrazybusyrightnow butI'lldothebestIcan!"

You nod, quite sure you've never seen a Torchic go so fast before. You ask about the Squawkers, quite sure the Doppler effect may have an impact on this conversation.

"Ohyeahit'sbeennuts!" she exclaims hastily back to you as she quickly pulls out another tray and puts out the Croscongles at break-neck speed. "We'veseenlotsofpeopleleavetownbecauseofitandit'ski ndakillingbusinessandheckmyTicklebootapartmentisno waslaboftaffybutthankfullyIstillhavethisplacetotak ecoverin! OhyeahandItriedtogetbackuptheretoseeifIcouldgetsom eofmystuffandIthoughtIheardsomeoneshoutingfromthet hirdfloor! That'swheremyapartmentusedtobebutnowIcan'tevengeti ntherebecausethedoorisaslaboftaffygooanditwon'tope n! ButIreallywondewhatthatshoutingwasabout! Icouldn'thangaroundbecauseIwasstartingtosinkintoth egooeyfloor! MaybesomePokémonaretrappedintherebutholycrapI'vebe enwaywayWAYtoobusymakingthesecrazythingsanditmight begoodifyoucouldcheckuponthingsthere? ItallhappenedsofastsoIimaginetheremightbePokémonto saveinthere! ButIcan'tstopnow! Gottakeeponmoving!"

You have trouble trying to watch her because she's darting all over the place like a psychotic little chicken and you really wonder how she really keeps up this kind of pace!

And then you see it. Oh. Nitro Coffee for sale. Who would have known!? You really wonder just what percentage of that crazy coffee brew goes into her versus what actually gets sold to customers.

"Ohonemorething!" she shouts as she darts across the kitchen floor. "Isawsomethingreallyweirdyesterdayonthewallofsomest ore. Saidsomethinglike"youmaybewrongyoumayberightbutAlsureisn'tafightingt ype!" Whatdoesthatmean? Andwhoaretheytalkingabout? Idon'tknowanyonenamedAlintown! Seemslikeasillynameifyouaskme! Ohwell,Ireallygottagetbacktowork!"

And then she disappears, and you wonder if she's entered another rift in time and space because of that coffee she's been drinking...

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll go search for amusement in the Bizney World Amusement Park... specifically the (9b) Virtualland... for no adequate reason

[Suicune's Fire]

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
Ugh, it's raining sprinkles... Well, hopefully it's not sourced from apples or my face is gonna blow up.

Let's have a chit-chat with 27 Donald the Gumshoos.

"Yo Donald. Is that a wig? ...Never mind. What do you think of the current political climate?"

[Bulbasaur]

Search (37d) Food Court, because I like food!

[Shruikan]

I shall search (5) Tickleboot Apartments, more specifically (5a) Floors 1-3.

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll go search for amusement in the Bizney World Amusement Park... specifically the (9b) Virtualland... for no adequate reason

Dio has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to slip and sneak your way into Bizney World park without paying because only chumps pay for admission! Just kidding, but you figure it's for a good cause and you're not really here to goof around with a VR thing on your face...

...which is the first thing you notice! Attendance is light today, but just about all of the Pokémon here are wandering around aimlessly with VR things on their faces, sometimes with their paws and hands in the air trying to touch or hold onto something that isn't there. It immediately makes you think they look like zombies doing that. To the left, you see a Vigoroth trying to touch and catch... nothing. To the right, a Swellow suddenly jumps in shock from nothing and goes flying off. You figure the only way to really enjoy this weird place is to actually get one of those VR things, or else it's kind of a silly joke that kills the fun illusion. Like a bunch of mascots with the heads taken off. Or a freak show that makes it clear they're just wearing costumes. Not as fun.

And the rest of the area is pretty much nothing without the VR headset thingy. Just padded walls, exposed ceilings, and mostly emptiness while all the attendees are just wandering around like they're a million miles away in a fantasy world where bubbles, rainbows, and fluffy ground clouds are everywhere for them! It's slightly concerning.

It does help you explore areas that weren't meant to be seen and see past the illusions that everyone else is trying to interact with. And you find... odd graffiti. Something about "call Jeeknee for a good time at 847-382-493-294 who smears her face with chocolate cupcakes and draws with a banana for me." The other weird one you find is "Al is sad he can't learn Flamethrower, but he makes do with some matches and fuel."

You find a pile of trash and junk like empty cups, toothpicks, tissues, and a greasy napkin, but near the pile, you find something that might be a bit more useful. It seems to be a spray can, specifically just for destroying clowns. Claims it "works better than flaming angry chainsaws with a hunger for flesh" when it comes to dealing with whatever clowns need to be vaporized. Knowing your eternal hatred of clowns, you decide this might actually be worth taking. In fact, you're even thinking of investing in the manufacturer's stock.

[Anti-Clown Spray] has been added to the Team Pile!

You check out the rest of the area, but all you really find is an Eevee with a headset trying to jump around at nothing. It looks ridiculous and you decide to record it on your phone because you never know what absurd thing might go viral on the internet next.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
Ugh, it's raining sprinkles... Well, hopefully it's not sourced from apples or my face is gonna blow up.

Let's have a chit-chat with 27 Donald the Gumshoos.

"Yo Donald. Is that a wig? ...Never mind. What do you think of the current political climate?"

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE, INTIMIDATING
+1 Shared Evolution Stage
+Intimidation (Fighting VS Normal)

You find Donald the Gumshoos is a little hard to get a hold of, but as a city official, he's surrounded by various bodyguards that are trying to look cool. Like that silly Dedenne with shades. Actually, you take that back, a Dedenne with shades doesn't look half bad, but you're not sure exactly how a little mouse like that would stop something much more powerful like a raging bulldozer discover it's been cheated on by a cement mixer when they had already found true love.

"NOT A WIG!" Donald exclaims when you ask him about that. "Forget what that conniving Channel 318739 news station said. They're FAKE NEWS!"

You then ask him about the political situation of Booplesnoot and what the Squawkers might mean to the city's future if things keep going like this.

"Oh I have plans," Donald tells you, feeling confident and proud. "I definitely have plans. They're the best plans. Because I am a traditionalist. And my IQ is one of the highest and even you know that! If it was any higher, I would have to be a psychic type. But you're right, our city is in serious trouble and we just don't have victories like we used to. Like the Squawkers. I can beat those Squawkers. You see, we're going to put up a wall and make those Squawkers pay for it! Mark my words! I'm the best at building walls. No one builds walls better than I do."

You're not quite sure how that would ever work considering how the Squawkers operate as infiltrators and what they've already done to like half the city, but you decide to just nod and let the funky lunacy have its fun.

"See, part of the beauty of the situation is I'm very rich and I can afford solutions like these," Donald tells you with a prideful smile. "But we need to screw those Squawkers. They're not even sending in their best, but they're still bringing junk and calories and glitter. Maybe some of them are good, but I talk to my guards and secret service and they usually tell me what we're getting and usually it's bad. Usually it's doughnuts or layer cake. Sometimes they make good layer cake. But I know the truth about it, and I know how to ruin a perfectly good layer cake. Or doughnut. Because my supporters know, if they need a layer cake ruined or a doughnut disposed of, they go to me. They go to the best. The Gumshoo with the plans. The best plans. Talk to me, I'll show you!"

You've discovered 27 Donald the Gumshoos has the Killjoy Master Perky!

You nod and decide to head off for now. It doesn't seem like Booplesnoot's city officials like Donald are going to be what stops the Squawkers, which is precisely why you Peeps are here! But at least you've gotten him headstrong about showing you what he can do best.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

Search (37d) Food Court, because I like food!

Eddie has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to head off to the Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall Food Court, where there's a whole lot of food and a whole lot of seating, but not a whole lot of cleaning up after yourself! You'd think Pokémon would be more civilized and would use the trashcans. What a bunch of animals!

The first place you come across is Taco Hell, which makes you really wonder what it tastes like going in and how it works going out the other end. Seems like most of the Pokémon on line aren't really thinking about the second half of that process. You check out the menu anyway, which seems pretty simple and quick.

TACO HELL
$~[Double Trouble Tacos - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~175 Snax$
$~[Gas Master Burrito - POISON (+4 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Los Fritos Doritos Locos Tacos - FIRE (+3 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$

Moving on, you decide to check out Burger Thing's line, which doesn't seem so bad, though in real Pokémon terms, the fact there's a mother Raichu trying to keep her screaming Pichu kid quiet factors in an additional ten minutes of wait time.

BURGER THING
$~~ 200 Snax$
$~[Moo Murder Burger - NORMAL (+5 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~["You came here for what?" Chicken Sandwich - FLYING (+3 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Funky Fries - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$

Well, you decide to see what else is there. Next to Burger Thing, you've got the Wacky Wok which seems like a whimsical take on your typical Chinese food.

WACKY WOK
$~[General Pow's Chicken - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~[Moo Goo Mushi Tush Pork - NORMAL (+3 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Chinese Krispy Noodles - NORMAL (+1 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Veggie Medley Year of the Bunny Food - GRASS (-1 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 50 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
$~[OMG Smarty Water - WATER (+1 to Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 200 Snax$

It really makes you wonder. Though at least this line doesn't have too many kids. Maybe it's because there's no kids meal featuring a plastic toy that provides a whopping five minutes of entertainment!

Next, wow, this Chicky-Filly-A is astronomically popular. They even had to set up line rails!

CHICKY-FILLY-A
$~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Sandwhich - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
$~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Nuggets - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Wrapz - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 160 Snax$
$~[Funky Fries - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
$~[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$

Mmm, it does smell good though.

Lastly, your Pancham Express. You like raw fish, don't you!? Of course you do! don't

PANCHAM EXPRESS
$~[Raw Fishie Roll - WATER (+2 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Tempura Something Roll - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
$~[Mystery Fun Roll! - PSYCHIC (+2 Belly +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
$~[OMG Smarty Water - WATER (+1 to Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 200 Snax$

Wow, you really can't decide what you'd like to lunch! Of course, there's the simple fact that... you don't have any Snax. But hey, maybe when you get some, you can always come back later and have a ball!

But for now, you take note of the menus just in case one of you Peeps gets a growly stomach syndrome. Although with half the town turning into a candy jamboree, that's a bit short in supply. Of course, sometimes Pokémon need a real meal rather than stuffing doughnuts and cake in their face.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

[b]Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

I shall search (5) Tickleboot Apartments, more specifically (5a) Floors 1-3.

Fírnen has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

What a mess!

You decide to check out Tickleboot Apartments, wondering just how much chaos the Squawkers have been causing and maybe see if you can answer that plea for help. Because, well, you know, being stuck in a gooey taffy apartment building seems like a lousy fate.

You decide to start with the first three floors, but darn it, the taffy looks so darn good. Maybe... just a nibble wouldn't hurt. You know, they don't really need that molding...

@Taffy Jamboree - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@

Fírnen has gained 2 points of Belly from the Taffy Jamboree!

Oof, okay, that's enough for now. It's more delicious than it should be, but you manage to get the willpower to stop that. So you make your way through the first floor and as you suspected, a lot of these apartments have been sealed shut or their interiors are just gooey taffy disasters. Thankfully you've gotten a little tired of that taste, or else there would be serious trouble.

Well, one Pokémon's apartment after another is mostly taffy stuff, though a few belongings here and there survived the anarchy. Nothing really out of the ordinary or anything you think you and the other Peeps might use. Meanwhile, some Pokémon are still trying to live in this mess. Yep, this is what life in Booplesnoot is going to be like if something isn't done about those Squawkers!

You check out the second floor and most of the story is the same, but you still haven't heard that plea for help. Maybe someone lent them a hand? Maybe not? Well, you decide to keep looking. But it's a lot more colorful, gooey, sticky apartments. They're even worse as you get higher and higher, which makes you wonder what it's like on the next three floors.

Well, you get to the third floor and it's really bad. You're only able to get into two of these gooey, taffy-smothered apartments. One of the looks like it was vacated before half the gooey ceiling came down. Then the second one looks like it might still be inhabited, so you take a look around. Though it's a little odd. The little furniture and decorations that survived the transformation seem pretty wild and nutsy. Like what it up with the rainbows and plushies everywhere? You check the bedroom and you see a curious, cute little flower box, so you take a closer look to see if there's something inside.

#{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>} Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#

Uh oh...

Suddenly a massive petal blizzard of cutesy flowers blasts out from the flower box and right at your face!

#Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 67 out of 100: FAILED!

"OH CRAP." ~You

Fírnen has gained 7 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast!

BUT YOU FEEL SO CUTE AND ADORABLE NOW!

Oh my god, it almost hurts. After getting showered with a cute, adorably sparkly shower of flower petals, you just feel the cuteness stick to you like glue! You scream, and it's almost adorable! If it was any worse, you'd swear it would be FATAL. And it sure doesn't help you just got fluffed up by that pink glitter snow!

You swear the only way to rip that box open is to hit it with something loud, angry, and SAVAGE. Unfortunately, you don't really have what you need in the form of screaming death metal, but you would like to see at least someone get their revenge on that miserable thing.

You decide to head back to Peep base. And you realize just how much chaos the Squawkers have been up to. Easy answer. A LOT. Ouch.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/773.png Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/8 https://i.imgur.com/N8IFLKK.gif
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 1: Night Cycle Actions now!

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/animation-cartoon-cloud-clouds-gif-Favim.com-238473.gif

This Evening's Weather Is...
SPEEDY WINDY DAY OF CAFFEINE!
You’re feeling in a rush to get everything done! You can take two Actions! Stealth Mode still takes two Cycles, but you can get something else done as your second Action!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pur_1523581200.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Enjoy a fun wild night, Peeps!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214544904093706/lugiaexcited.png Finally, a good gale! Fírnen, is that you? You look like you've been rolling through a glitter factory after bathing in cotton-candy frosting. Why don't we get some fresh air before your teeth all rot.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png And afterward, I think I'll have time to drop by the police station. Let's see if they found anything before their building turned into a pastry.

Use Hardcore Parkour on Fírnen the Silvally, AND search (14) Booplesnoot Police Station (Exterior and Main Building).

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214544904093706/lugiaexcited.png Finally, a good gale! Fírnen, is that you? You look like you've been rolling through a glitter factory after bathing in cotton-candy frosting. Why don't we get some fresh air before your teeth all rot.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png And afterward, I think I'll have time to drop by the police station. Let's see if they found anything before their building turned into a pastry.

Use Hardcore Parkour on Fírnen the Silvally, AND search (14) Booplesnoot Police Station (Exterior and Main Building).


ACTION ONE!

You feel Fírnen looks ridiculously chibi and adorable and it just doesn't feel right. So you get his butt working, HARDCORE PARKOUR SYTLE! And you make him work out like a frenzied personal trainer being paid millions for this! You make him jump, spin, turn, leap, hang, and climb over everything like a Aipom on adrenaline! You even play wild techno music to encourage him to MOVE IT!

After a long and crazy workout, Fírnen looks a lot better. Leaner, cooler, and way more ready to get his butt back out there into action!

Fírnen's Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness has been reduced by 5 apiece!

Mmm, much better! See, he looks great!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/773.png Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans



ACTION TWO!

Thanks to the magical force of caffeine, you feel freshened up and ready to check out the exterior of the Booplesnoot Police Station, which as you can tell from a distance, it's been turned into a creamy chocolate layer cake of gut-stuffing deliciousness.

@Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@

Velo is unaffected because you're FLYING type! You go girl!

Yeah, that chocolate. No way. Where many other Pokémon would have gotten stuffed over that junk, you're the freakin' queen of the skies and that chocolately gunk can go rot. You check around the perimeter to see if there's anything that remains to this place that wasn't turned into messy, gooey, extra-excessive chocolate.

Problem is... the answer is not much. As you squeeze your way through the main entrance and use your massive wings to push the chocolate bar doors aside, you can tell the Booplesnoot Police were trying to get to the bottom of figuring out who the Squawkers are and how to deal with them, but then everything they had, including their files, their evidence rooms, their computers, their meeting room whiteboards, and just about all the things they could have used to get a handle on the situation were turned to chocolate and gooey messes. You can only really tell what things used to be, but just about everything was wiped clean in the process and now you're pretty convinced whatever the police and investigation teams might have had is now cold, hard, chocolately calories.

You decide to check out the basement levels, where not much remains either. Heck, you could easily bust out of the holding jails now just by nibbling on the chocolate bars. Meanwhile, the floor is so laden and smothered with chocolate goo that it feels like you're stepping in mud and you're leaving massive Lugia footprints. Lordy, what a mess. Meanwhile, the ceiling is dripping and it just endlessly smells like chocolate. Just gross. And you're having none of it.

After what almost seems like a fruitless search, you find the armory is maybe the only thing that seems to have been spared just a little bit. You find most of the lockers are now just as gooey as the rest of the candy-ravaged police station, but one weapons locker seems to be intact. Welp, it's also locked.

{Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+}

Well, you could kick it and smash it, but you have a feeling that might blow up whatever possible goodies are inside. It might need something a little more gentle. Or precise.

You check out the remainder of the basement level, but unfortunately, the rest is a mess as well. Nothing but chocolate mud cake and gooey chocolate puddles everywhere.

You decide to head out and maybe go for a shower by shooting a Hydro Pump into the air and letting it rain on you for a while. After all that chocolate goo has been dripping all over you, you're looking more like a birdie version of a Mudsdale than a Lugia.

You then head back to Peep base, happy to have to fresh, normal air that doesn't smell like molten cocoa!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Chakramaster]

Time to get these first actions in!

(27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT

This time let's try (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!

then I'll search the area again by searching

(27a) RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! Leaving only the exterior to search before leaving. So if someone wants to help there, feel free to help!

[Noblejanobii]

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png Well at least that pink stuff has stopped raining from the sky.

Interview (19) Hude the Spoink

http://i.imgur.com/hgJ7ivA.png Time for that caffeine rush!

Interview (67) Vezy the Misdreavus

[Scytherwolf]

I'll search:

(13) Tetris Tree

and:

(26) Virtual Pet Memorial Park

[Suicune's Fire]

https://i.imgur.com/XKVi6SD.png

I. Feel. Disgusting. After talking to that blonde rodent.


https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png

Welp...time to cleanse my entire brain with grass.



Action 1:
SEARCH (49) Wild Jungle Park

Action 2:
CHAT UP 61 Qwerty the Volbeat

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
Yo, beetle...girl. Do alphabetised keyboards trigger you?

As a bug type, do you feel personally victimised by the Squawkers based on the name's birdlike origin?

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!

[Shruikan]

Sugar rush!
https://orig00.deviantart.net/c00b/f/2013/192/4/7/perry_and_doofenshmirtz_on_a_sugar_high__animated_ _by_jaycasey-d6d0n03.gif
This seems like a perfect time for a Fitness Workout!

Then I think I'll go and open the {Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+} at the Police Station.

[Neo Emolga]

Time to get these first actions in!

(27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT

This time let's try (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!

then I'll search the area again by searching

(27a) RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! Leaving only the exterior to search before leaving. So if someone wants to help there, feel free to help!

ACTION ONE!

...

Obviously you just didn't get enough of RAINBOW SLIDES SO THERE MUST BE MORE NAOW OMG HERE THERE BE CHAOS YARRR OMG wait for it... R-R-R-R-RAINBOW SLIDEEEEEZZZZZZZSZSZSZSZZZ!!!!

You're insanely addicted to these things, so you decide to go nutty on more of these insanity rainbow slides until your fuzzy Pikachu butt starts bleeding and you take 7389 Health Damage! Only kidding, but you decide now that it's night and the lines are shorter, that means more rainbow slides just for you!

While other Pokémon have gone home after whirling themselves silly on these things, you decide NOOO, you're spending all day and night on these puppies! And discovering all the secret areas! It's like a maze of insanity rainbow slides and you're not going home until you've dissected every single possible path at least five times over.

In the process of this, you actually do find something hidden and it requires jumping off at one point into an area that you really was meant to be a maintenance area that looks like it was totally forgotten about. Or maybe not...

You find this particular secret semi-forgotten area was only recently unearthed. It's pretty boring, actually. Wooden walls, exposed pipes, and such a distinctive lack of those glorious rainbow slides. There's a few forgotten machines but you find one that was recently hidden here and it looks like it wasn't meant to be found. So you decide to take a closer look.

Holy crap. HOLY CRAP! IT'S A TIME MACHINE! peRFECt WAy To DEStrOy THe timE spAcE coNtinUUm!!! Except it's got funky wires, doohickeys, gadgets, and little things that tick, beep, click, and whirrrr. In other words, you're not really sure how actually works, but you find a really odd... "shopping list" stuck to the side.

I need...
Free Trial CDs for AOHELL 4.0
The Last Airblunder VHS Tape
Pretendo Virtual Play System

And you think to yourself...

What the fudgin' would anyone want these things for?

You look at the list and then you look back to the Time Machine and you finally find a hatch port that displays a screen and a readout. It looks like the time destination is the... Victorian Age? Nothing about it makes sense, but you wonder what might happen if you just happen to bring these... weird items over here.

{Time Transport Machine to the Victorian Age: Post-It Note for Free Trial CDs for AOHell 4.0 AND Post-It Note for The Last Airblunder VHS Tape AND Post-It Note for Pretendo Virtual Ploy System}

It's really just too weird not to try out. Like sticking a fork in an outlet! NOTE: Neo Emolga Inc. does not advocate the partaking of this activity.

Eh, well, you figure you don't have these things yet, so might as well get back to those RAINBOW SLIDES!


ACTION TWO!

Due to your unhealthy addiction to RAINBOW SLIDES! you decide to keep going for more! You suddenly realize you're developing a strong reaction of rainbow butt due to the sheer overuse of sliding around on RAINBOW SLIDES!

Fueled by your psychotic addiction for more rainbow slides, you also keep going around and around on these colorful slidey slides like you're playing Mario Kart's Rainbow Road track until your head explodes and your paws fall off and your car registration expires. Because you've got to find all the hidden areas. Because you would bring shame and disgrace upon your Pikachu family name if you committed profane sacrilege if you came upon this holy rainbow-colored place and left an area unexplored.

Well, you find a hidden truck underneath one of the rainbow slides that looks like it was stashed here to keep something secret. You notice there's something familiar about it! No, not more rainbows, but instead... starry things! You try to open it but darn it, it's locked. But with a magical star emblem by the funky keyhole! You take note of that.

{Locked Magician Trunk: Magical Star Emblem}

Oooooh, you wonder what might be inside this puppy! Maybe an entrance to even more rainbow slides! Maybe not, but who knows! (I do, muah ha ha ha)

You decide to head back to Peep base, proud that you have glided and rainbowfied your Pikachu rear today! Truly the mark of a grand hero! Your grandchildren will be so proud of that wondrous, colorful rear you now have!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png Well at least that pink stuff has stopped raining from the sky.

Interview (19) Hude the Spoink

http://i.imgur.com/hgJ7ivA.png Time for that caffeine rush!

Interview (67) Vezy the Misdreavus

ACTION ONE!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, INTIMIDATING
+Intimidation (Ghost VS Psychic)

You prowl around, search online, and find out that Hude the Spoink works late at the Shut Up and Sleep Hotel. You feel like pestering him tonight, so let's go!

You find Hude bouncing around and easily distracted by the lights hanging from the ceiling though they've been there for years and haven't done anything besides turn off and turn on. He just seems so fantasized by them, as if they're celestial spheres that serve as gateways to magical fantasy worlds of purple Horseas and magical tutus. And he so badly wants one of those magic tutus and call himself Princess Puddingpop.

Drooling, he looks to you and suddenly feels very nervous. He even starts to cry! You've butchered his fantasy and dragged him back to reality with your imposing presence! You then ask him about the SQUAWKERS and the ravaging terror and disgrace they have brought upon Hude and his whole family.

"NOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Hude screams.

Immediately, he struggles, winces, freaks out, and then tries to concentrate. Suddenly... "Ffftttttt." He farts, and suddenly it's like all the pain and heartache in his life suddenly washes away. He then lets out another, and it's just so filled with euphoric feelings to him. He bounces faster in sudden jubilation as if nothing can stop him now, and you grimace, wondering if someone messed up and should have created Hude as a Stunky but ran out of Stunky-creating supplies and knew if they told their manager, they would have been fired from... well, wherever.

"Squawkers," you ask Hude again, trying to dumb down your conversation in hopes maybe that might get him to understand. "Hude know? Know some?"

But he just farts again and you decide to just go before the smell overpowers your gag reflexes.


ACTION TWO!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Ghost)

That experience with Hude was awful, so you decide to search around town to see if there's someone who might be slightly saner. You seek out Vezy, and you learn from her location that she's actually on vacation at the Hangry Fans Hotel. You find her in the Hangry Fans Hotel lobby where she's watching something silly on TV. Looks like a cartoon where friendly forest Pokémon are smashing each other with oversized weapons.

"Oh hey there!" Vezy exclaims to you, happy to see a fellow Ghost type.

You introduce yourself to her and she smiles, floating around in a circle. You then ask if she might know anything about the Squawkers and if she's seen anything weird besides... the more obvious things around town.

"They told me this was a great vacation spot!" Vezy laughs. "Okay, only kidding, I can tell it used to be. Half the beach around town is sugar now, but thankfully the areas around the hotel I'm staying at are okay. Meanwhile, I wanted to check out Bave and Duster's but the whole place is completely mucked up! This whole stupid thing with these Squawkers is just lame."

"Anyway, I saw something weird outside of the hotel," Vezy tells you. "There was this pit of muddy water just sitting there, as if it was just waiting for some distracted Pokémon to fall into it! Looked like a well or a really big pothole. I was like 'what the heck is this doing here someone clean this stupid thing up' but heck, at the end of the day I just didn't care. But there was this weird object at the bottom of the well. I tried to take a closer look but I couldn't make it out. Eh, who knows? I guess someone could drain it. Maybe a grass type would actually enjoy that. Ha!"

"Oh, and I had lunch at the Wacky Wok today and there was something weird there as well," Vezy informs you. "Someone's really odd or just... stupid with their flavored fortune cookies. I mean the flavor is cool. I ate one that was strawberry and another that was chocolate! So much more awesome than the normal fortune cookies that taste like old books. But it's the stupid fortunes inside! They're always talking about some weirdo named 'Al.' Who the fudge is Al? Who cares? The two I got were 'when he's up at bat Al sure doesn't like his Attack stat' and 'I'd love to tell you why but oh I can't because Al can't learn Fly.' Like who cares!? What happened to my fortune? Nothing makes sense in this town."

"Well, hopefully tomorrow will be a bit more fun!" Vezy giggles. "I'm heading to the beach again and I think I'll go somewhere else for breakfast. I know, the town is under a state of emergency but I don't work six months as a pharmacist and then use my only vacation time to have it wasted on just panicking!"

"Oh hey, before I forget, there's this weird thing I found too," she tells you, handing you a strange glowing sphere of light. "Check it out!"

You hold it for a moment, and it reminds you of... doggies. Courageous, noble doggies. You suddenly well up with a feeling of pride, but you feel this would be significantly higher if you just happened to be more like a dog. Like Growlithe, Houndour, or Rockruff. But you still get an honorable feeling out of it anyway.

Item [Honor of Doggo] has been added to the Team Pile!

"Isn't it weird!?" Vezy laughes. "I don't get it either! But hey, you seem like a cool guy, so keep it! I sure don't need it and I have no clue what to do with it! Don't ask where I found it. Well, okay, I found a gift box on the beach and I, well, I couldn't help it, I unwrapped it. And that's what was inside! I mean I was really hoping it would be money or a Staryubucks gift card, but eh, it's all good."

"It was nice meeting you, Madder!" Vezy smiles. "We should hit the beach sometime together! Have a nice and spooky night!"

She then glides away, giggling as she decides to head back up to her room.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

I'll search:

(13) Tetris Tree

and:

(26) Virtual Pet Memorial Park

ACTION ONE!

You decide to check out that funky shaped tree. It really makes you feel like playing Tetris tonight, but you decide not to because there's other things that might be more fun that you'd want to do. Like squashing Jell-o in a waffle iron just to see what happens.

At night, the tree is somewhat mystical. I mean, it really only looks like a normal tree, but there's something uncanny about it. You're not sure why it was shaped like this, but somehow it feels okay, as if this was just how things were meant to be and that it is what it is.

You see something hiding in one of the holes under one of the branches, and you decide to take a closer look to see if there's something fishy going on. And then... oh wow.

#Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# 15% Evasion Test: 81 out of 100
FAILED!

Carly has gained 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Extra Shiny Sparkles! Reduced because you're HOT AND FIERY!

#[Chibi Star Bracelet] Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Ouch, you weren't expecting that and it did make you feel a little tingly and funny. And okay, you look a little more adorable like this now, but thankfully because of your fiery passions, you shake off most of the clingy glitter. You're not sure what this Chibi Star Bracelet is for, but you feel like it just has to belong to something. It seems too unusual for it to be here just by circumstance!

You then head off, running off to your next adventure!


ACTION TWO!

Aww, you come across the meant to be melancholy virtual pet memorial park, and while there are memorials to all those weird Tamagotchis and Giga Pets that came and went throughout the years, it doesn't really bother you as much. Well, because one day Pokémon came along and just made all of those seem lame. Especially when half the Tamagotchis that exist seem to all look like a duck.

At night, most of the townsfolk have gone home, but there are a few that hang out around here and play tiddly winks or real-time strategy chess that allows players to not have to wait for the other player to make their turn. It's chaos. You nearly get hit the head by a rook that could have entered the stratosphere if it had been flung a little harder.

You decide to check out the areas off the beaten paths and you find a lot of cute little bushes, shrubberies, rosebushes, and the entire Masters of the Universe action figure collection, but you decide that's really not worth taking.

You then find what looks like it used to be an old storage area or weird building that might have been used for grounds-keeping, but hasn't been used for a while. Or at least not until recently! Hmm. You find the entrance and suddenly, BORK BORK!!!

#Dazzling You Did Me a Really Big Frighten - ROCK (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# 15% Evasion Test: 1 out of 100
FAILED!

Carly has gained 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Dazzling You Did Me a Really Big Frighten! Amplified because OW, that extra-hurts your HEAT!

#{Door of Maximum Borkdrive: Needed Honor of Doggo AND Needed Bravery of Pupper} Dazzling You Did Me a Really Big Frighten - ROCK (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been noted!

OW. You're spun, sparkled, sprinkled, and extra-glittered to look silly and sweet at the same time. What kind of blasphemy is this!?

You might need some more... spunkiness before you take that on again. I mean naturally, you feel inclined to try and get through just because you're a pupper, but sometimes you need to admit that you could use an extra bit of support. Some extra body armor might be a cool idea, also.

You decide to head back and let the others know of what you found tonight! And then maybe you'll crush them in some Mario Kart.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/XKVi6SD.png

I. Feel. Disgusting. After talking to that blonde rodent.


https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png

Welp...time to cleanse my entire brain with grass.



Action 1:
SEARCH (49) Wild Jungle Park

Action 2:
CHAT UP 61 Qwerty the Volbeat

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
Yo, beetle...girl. Do alphabetised keyboards trigger you?

As a bug type, do you feel personally victimised by the Squawkers based on the name's birdlike origin?

ACTION ONE!

You decide to check out the Wild Jungle Park because no one other than grass types can get in there and that makes you feel special. It feels awesome feeling special. If that came in food form, you know everyone would be all over that like free all-you-can-grab at the rummage sale and it would sell like crazy and you could retire at 30 with mansion and frivolous things everywhere. Like your very own cheese doodle dispenser.

You walk in and there's carnivorous plants everywhere. Really giant ones that would make Audrey feel insecure, wimpy, and sad. But only at the entrance. Once you pass the test and everything thinks you're rockin' enough chlorophyll to join the cool kids, you see a whole new world open up with party music, a dance floor, arcade games, billiards, and other snazzy fun stuff. Things that non-Grass types will never get to see. So sad! But you kinda don't care that much as you let loose and have some fun with your grassy friends.

After partying with a Sceptile and a dancing with a Vileplume, it's easy to get hooked on just drinking and dancing and goofing around in this fun little jungle club where no one else can peer in even with one of those annoying drones. Those giant venus fly traps love eating drones. They have a tasty crunch to them! Yum!

You remind yourself that you kinda need to get back to work and so you search the place out and see if there's anything weird or unusual to find. You decide to check some of the areas in the back that don't get as much attention, and you find what looks like an stone wall with a strange, cryptic entrance. Hmm. You take a closer look and you see there's a shiny, Mystical Labyrinth Keyhole and there's a slate that seems to have some sacred, ancient inscription.

Hey,

I could really need a catchy song right now. Maybe with a flute. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. You see, I recently downloaded a catchy song, got so addicted to that, and played it over and over until it started to hurt and I suddenly hated music. Maybe I just need something new to listen to. Yeah, that would be cool. Oh, and I dropped the only key to the entrance. Probably somewhere stupid. Either that or it got buried under something. I swear, that happens all the darn time.

{The Secret Garden Mystical Entrance!: A Mystical Labyrinth Keyhole AND A Slate Requesting a Catchy Flute Song!}

Unfortunately, you don't really have any of these things, so you decide it might be time to check something else out. But on the way out... ooh, Game of Thrones pinball!


ACTION TWO!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, VERY MODEST
+Modest (Grass VS Bug)
+Modest (Fighting VS Bug)

As you detox from talking to Donald, you decide to try chatting to someone... anyone besides that creep again, although it was fun giving that secret service Dedenne a pet. Qwerty seems like a good choice! You find a certain game creator forgot Volbeats are all male and Illumises are all female, but we'll just shovel that under the rug and roll with it. ;3

You find Qwerty is a Channel 318739 News reporter dressed in a Swanna costume doing a story on yet another candified transformation of Booplesnoot, but you imagine this must be getting ridiculous by now. Once she's done with the recording, she sighs and you approach her.

"Yo, beetle... girl. Do alphabetised keyboards trigger you?" You ask her.

"YES!" She nearly screams. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY! I just have this natural hatred of them. Maybe because I suddenly start typing and it comes out like asvdjh kajkl fjja and there's something about that which never feels right."

"As a bug type, do you feel personally victimised by the Squawkers based on the name's birdlike origin?"

"Uhh, not really," she replies, thinking it over. "Well, not as much as other things. Like Neeps. WHAT THE HELL, NEEPS!? Really, he keeps wanting me to dress up as a Swanna and do stories in this silly costume. It started with him bribing me 100 Snax to do it. I did it. Then he got promoted, became my boss, and now he always wants me to do this! It's not right! I don't even know why!"

"Have I seen anything weird?" Qwerty asks you when you ask her. "THIS WHOLE TOWN IS WEIRD. I did a story the other day about the Chatty Chatroulette Chatot restaurant and that was the worst! Let me warn you, that place is a candy and chocolate NIGHTMARE! I saw one of our junior camera guys walk in there and he just squealed and exploded. I swear, the Squawkers did something bad to it. I mean, probably more than usual. I'm just glad they haven't turned my apartment into goo, but they're not stopping and I'm pissed and nervous about that!"

"Well, I need to go do another news story," Qwerty tells you with a sigh. "Say, if you swing by the news station, talk to Jazzy. She's cool, but she's running out of material for those stupid Obscure and Weird News Stories. She's had to put up with Neeps's garbage for years, but while I can't remain sane for that long, she's still hanging in there. She'll pay you if you help! Just don't tell Neeps!"

"Anyway, I gotta go," Qwerty sighs. "Stupid Neeps. I want to dump glue all over him so he has to shave all his fur."

She then heads off and joins the rest of the news crew.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!

ACTION ONE!

You decide to see what's going on at the Itchy Snitch Hotel construction site tonight. The great thing is no one seems to be around and if you really wanted to dress up like a burrito and flop around in a giant bowl of guacamole and sour cream, no one would notice... your... weird... passion.

It seems like they only just started construction here and they still have a ways to go. And with all that nonsense that's going on around town with the Squawkers, they're probably not rushing to get this done only to have it turned into a gingerbread house. Or they got treated to free pizza and kind of forgot what they were doing previously.

You search around the site and hmm, you don't think you and the rest of the Peeps may need steel beams, plywood, cement mix, metal tubes, wires, and all that other fun construction stuff unless you were looking to make your own hotel. Using other Pokémon's supplies! Wouldn't it be funny if they were actually cool with that? Yeah... no. Although maybe that would just turn into your own gingerbread house once the Squawkers give it that special treatment.

You find a few things that might be more useful to the Peeps! And guess what? No one will probably notice they're gone. You find a can of Anti-Rust solution which hey, you never know. Ever since that incident where you left your bike out in the rain and... yeah, you don't want to recall that. Not happy memories. Even the little bike bell didn't work. That was tragic to your six-year-old self.

You also find some great screws by "Screwloose!" Because as the slogan goes, "when you're feeling a little extra screwy... SCREWLOOSE!"

Items ["The Rust is Bust" Anti-Rust Solution] and [Screwloose Screws] have been added to the Team Pile!

You don't find too much else that might be helpful. Seems like they don't leave too much laying around either! So you decide to go stalk out Unce now. That seems like fun!


ACTION TWO!

You feel suspicious about Unce. You throw on your extra special ninja gear and go into full Stalker mode on Unce, just without the extra murder. You never know about those Treeckos. Always seems like they're up to no good. Especially that one. You know that one. The one that thought it was funny to steal your car keys and then try and sell them back to you. That's like... ransom. Of course you bonked him on the head with a fifty ton sledgehammer and while none of this actually happened, it once did in a dream and that kind of vengeance felt really warm and fuzzy.

Still, you don't forget that and you drive up in your stakeout van, get your Nanotron Military Satellite uplink going, and you go so nuts on Unce that the NSA would shiver if they knew.

Dio has gone completely ninja stealth on Unce and will soon know everything about him, his family, his car, how bad he is at driving, and the entire soundtrack of songs he sings in the shower after the Day 2 Day Cycle!

You didn't forget your coffee either!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

Sugar rush!
https://orig00.deviantart.net/c00b/f/2013/192/4/7/perry_and_doofenshmirtz_on_a_sugar_high__animated_ _by_jaycasey-d6d0n03.gif
This seems like a perfect time for a Fitness Workout!

Then I think I'll go and open the {Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+} at the Police Station.

Oh you know it, fam.

ACTION ONE!

Turns out, GUESS WHAT SQUAWKERS!? You don't care for cuteness, so you go into frenzied FITNESS WORKOUT mode because you know working out is great for your health and shaking off that annoying glitter and chibi whatever stuff. Nah, not you, toots!

Fírnen's Overwhelming Cuteness has dropped by 2 Points!

You feel better already and a bit more badass. Now you're ready to take on the world!


ACTION TWO!

You head over to the police station to see what's in that locker before it becomes nothing but delicious chocolate gunk. Oh, and speaking about that chocolate gunk...

@Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@

Fírnen's Belly stat has gone up by 3 Points!

It's delicious! It's really messy but you spoil yourself silly like a spoiled child and you take a nice big bite out of that stuff. Mmmmmm. Okay, back to work.

You head downstairs and you find that Tactical Weapons Locker. Hmm, you take a look at it and...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/lXiRmiIhKWy4B3FWo/giphy.gif

You take a look at the lock and even though you've never actually picked one of these things before, you take a paper clip and you get to work on that nonsense with your shenanigans even though this isn't realistic in the slightest but it works because you've warped the context. That's just awesome!

{Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+}

You pick the lot with little experience besides what you've learned in Skyrim and somehow that's enough. You throw open the door and there's some neat stuff inside!

%Soda Pop Gun (+1 DMG)% has been added to the Team Pile!

You have a feeling this might have been something a bit more substantial before the Squawkers came, but it still works and shoots soda pop! Oh, and...

%Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
has been added to the Team Pile!

Well, it looks like both of these didn't entirely survive the Squawker nonsense, but they're still good to some degree! You take those goodies with you and get out of there before the ceiling comes down, burying you in chocolate, forcing you to have to eat your way out! That just can't be good from a nutritional standpoint!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/773.png Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

#49 Cabbi the Honchkrow has been turned into a Papier-mâché sculpture by the Squawkers!!!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 61 Sippy Tip Beach!

Things hadn't gone well for Cabbi tonight. First, you're trying to enjoy the beach as your giant, black crow-like self the way crow-like self creatures do to enjoy beaches, and then bam. Papier-mâché. What does that even feel like? Well, you could try asking Cabbi, but you're not going to get much talk out of him now! And tonight, the Booplesnoot police, Biggs the Lopunny, Wedge the Machamp, and Vivi the Golisopod, were trying to make sense of the incident. For some of them, that's a little harder than others.

"This is stupid," Wedge the Machamp spat.

"He actually looks quite happy to be like that now!" Vivi remarked in a cheery voice. "Look, he's all elated with his wings spread out like this was the best thing ever! It looks so cute!"

"I second that, he actually looks like this was the best moment of his life!" Biggs bunny-hopped with a smile before quickly composing himself. "Oh, I mean, it would have been better if he was still normal, but hey, it looks like he was at least happy before it happened!"

"Are you two idiots?" Wedge snarled, throwing all four of his gray arms down in frustration. "Look at what's happening to our town and you're busy off thinking it's-"

He was cut off as he looked at Vivi, wolfing down on some of the sugary sand. She suddenly stopped when she noticed Wedge was looking at her, and she looked up with sugar sand still spilling out of her mouth.

"Wut?" Vivi asked with her mouth full of sugary sand. "Itfs sof seet nn asfy! Wunt fome?"

"No, you bumbling idiot!" Wedge shouted. "Focus on the investigation before we all end up like that!"

"Uhhh... right!" Biggs shouted. "We'll get to the bottom of this once and for all! Come, you two! To the Bunny Mobile!"

"But we just came here in- dammit, forget it," Wedge snarled before sighing.

And then Biggs hopped off in glee with Vivi following close behind with a skip in her step while Wedge begrudgingly followed, remembering to take Cabbi's "remains" with him.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
1/20

(32) Peachy Beep Elementary School has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 2: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
OVERLY-DELICIOUS RAIN OF MEGA DOUGHNUTS!
Doughnuts of all varieties and special superpowers rain from the sky! Venturing out of the Peep Base will cause a +4 to Belly, but it will be as if you have all the Epic Groovy Abilities and all Perkys at your disposal if you do! It might be worth it to take advantage of it!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pin_1523862000.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Good luck, Peeps!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Chakramaster]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%202_zpspgevrjnn.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Well I'm gonna search somewhere I'm sure will be....interesting.

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2014_zps5entvg8n.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip let's just hope it doesn't have some trap the staff or kids set up. I'd rather not explode from cuteness or overeating.....or worse. Who knows what other traps await us.

(24)The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - (24a) Floors 1-5

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2018_zpsgjtubvml.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip And if it's a place for kids. They better not mistake me for a kid. I'm an adult! Errrr, ignoring the rainbow butt...aha

[Bulbasaur]

Let's search (24c) Staryubucks Covfefe.

[Neo Emolga]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%202_zpspgevrjnn.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Well I'm gonna search somewhere I'm sure will be....interesting.

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2014_zps5entvg8n.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip let's just hope it doesn't have some trap the staff or kids set up. I'd rather not explode from cuteness or overeating.....or worse. Who knows what other traps await us.

(24)The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - (24a) Floors 1-5

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2018_zpsgjtubvml.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip And if it's a place for kids. They better not mistake me for a kid. I'm an adult! Errrr, ignoring the rainbow butt...aha

Soren has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Such... delicious... doughnuts...

You decide to search out the Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel because hey, why not? Something about the place intrigues you, so you head over there and grab a few extra doughnuts on the way because they're just awesome today.

You get there and the place seems really cute and colorful because everything is so kiddy like and you're not sure how this business model really took off but something about it just happened to work. It's really noisy though. There's just something about kids that says scream louder than all of the adults combined and that kind of echoes around here.

On the first floor, wow. Playgrounds, pools, a whole room of arts and crafts cataclysmic disasters, finger paint, more crayons than stars in the universe. You also see a Charmander eating glue. Ah, childhood. So innocent and delirious. You also find a kid Starly that admires your rainbow butt and aspires to have one just like that someday. Imagine what might happen if that goes viral!

You head to the second floor where it looks like you find a nifty hair clip in the design of a Staryu. It's cool and you look around to see who might have dropped it, but ah, you don't see anyone. Welp, finders keepers! You can even wear it, though it doesn't grant any special abilities like +500% fire damage or Immunity from Poison. In other words, like most attire!

%Staryu Hair Clip% has been added to the Team Pile!

You check out the remainder of the hotel, but there's mostly just multi-colored rooms, cute cartoonish Pokémon on the walls, colorful carpets, and more room service mac and cheese, chicken fingers, and burgers than you could ever care for. You kind of wonder where they keep the chickens and cows for that in a Pokémon world, but are psychically reminded not to overthink the logistics about anything that happens in this game.

Once you've scouted out the first five floors, you decide to head back. And maybe grab another doughnut on the way back. Hey, these things don't grow on... actually, you know what, never mind that one!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Let's search (24c) Staryubucks Covfefe.

Eddie has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You too, embrace the magic and love of doughnuts as you head out today. They're raining from the sky, just like that one time-traveling episode from the Simpsons!

You head over to the Staryubucks Covfefe that's a part of the hotel, and you understand why this place exists in this specific spot. Parents. Screaming kids. OH LOOK COFFEE! It suddenly makes you spring into the genius idea that maybe you should open up a bar nearby! Well, of course, maybe after all this is over, else you might just be serving sticky soda out of a gooey tavern made of layer cake.

Today, business is GOOOOOOD. Turns out having doughnuts without a drink is lame, so add coffee to your free doughnuts! That's like being a French Fry vendor on the day it starts raining free hot dogs and hamburgers! But you're not looking to embracing waiting on line. Funny how a state of emergency could be declared but... some things never change!

Inside, the place is nice and trendy and impeccably clean while Pokémon drink coffee that seems to be less coffee and much more... other stuff. Like whipped cream, caramel, syrup, and come on guys, isn't there enough of this stuff out there for free!? While walking around for a place to see while just about every teenage Pokémon has their laptop open and studying, you find someone dropped their room key on the floor. You pick it up and check it out to see it looks like it belongs to Room 800, most likely on the eighth floor. Unless they're just screwing around with their customers! You look around and figure whoever lost it is long gone, so into your pouch it goes!

Item [Room 800 Key] has been added to the Team Pile!

You continue looking around and you find another funky lost item. It seems to be... an evil coffee cup. Actually, it's kind of cool! It looks demonic with a badass horn-like handle, horns on the top, a black and red scaly demon skin surface, and sits on a base of four fang-like teeth! Wow, if Hell had coffee cups, you're pretty sure they'd look something like this! Well, what are you waiting for? Take it!

Item [Coffee Cup of Calamity] has been added to the Team Pile!

You then decide to head out and go back to base because all the available seats are taken and you're pretty sure the Pokémon at the end of the line are going to be pushing on a daisy before they finally get served. You found a lot of cool stuff today and feel pretty good!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Noblejanobii]

Let's talk to 9 Dinkydee the Hydreigon [D]

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Mmm, donuts. Are there any chocolate glazed? Those are my favorite.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Some of these cops seem a lot less competent and a lot more shifty than others.

Interview 24 Biggs the Lopunny.

[Scytherwolf]

I guess I'll interview 55 Upenstoop the Typhlosion!

[Neo Emolga]

Let's talk to 9 Dinkydee the Hydreigon [D]

Why not!? But first...

Madder has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Mrf, these are delicious! It makes you eat like six of these things before you finally decide to stop from the exhaustion. Anyway...

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, INTIMIDATING
+Intimidation (Fairy VS Dark)
+Intimidation (Fairy VS Dragon)
+Modesty (Ghost VS Dark)

You find Dinkydee the Hydreigon working at the Stuff Your Gut grocery where he happens to be the owner and the general manager! And to put it mildly, he's pissed for reasons that are probably understandable considering his entire store is now nothing but desserts, desserts, and more desserts. And golly, business has been BAD considering there certainly isn't a shortage of supply of that stuff and it's for FREE.

"What are you here for and ERRAGGGGHHH, it's one of you FILTHY FAIRY TYPES!" Dinkydee shouts, squashing a chocolate baguette in a fit of rage. Tell me you're here to actually buy something!"

...Nope! You tell him you're here for a chat and he just scowls.

"THAT'S IT!?" he shouts, taking a big, monstrous bite of his candified desk in passionate, hangry fury. "WHAT THE BLAZES COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE ABOUT!?"

You ask if he's noticed anything unusual around and what info he could provide about the Squawkers.

"Oh, that's all," Dinkydee sarcastically chuckles. "THAT'S ALL. LOOK AROUND YOU, PIP SQUEAK, THIS IS WHAT THE SQUAWKERS DID TO MY STORE! And I had a plan to lose twenty pounds. Guess what! Only thirty-four pounds to go! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?"

You pretend to cough because it kind of is.

"Just go!" Dinkydee shouts. "Gah, will the agony ever end!?"

You have to admit, it was kind of funny to see him go nuts, but you didn't get too much out of him besides that.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Mmm, donuts. Are there any chocolate glazed? Those are my favorite.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Some of these cops seem a lot less competent and a lot more shifty than others.

Interview 24 Biggs the Lopunny.

Velo has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Mmmmmm, so creamy and delicious. You chomp down another chocolate glazed donut until you feel sick of them. It's so tasty and makes your taste buds dance.

Once you've enjoyed those things, you head off to see Biggs the Lopunny.

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL

You find Biggs the bouncing and jovial Lopunny working at the police station, which still hasn't improved since the last time you visited it. The place is still a mess with candy and dessert everywhere. Biggs's office is nothing but creamy layer cake and his police computer is just nothing but a chocolate slab at this point. But instead of working around it, Biggs is pretty much just goofing off.

"Oh hey, hello up there!" Biggs waves to you, looking up and feeling surprised to be greeted by you as a Lugia. "What can ol' Biggs do for you, ma'am?"

You ask Biggs if he's noticed anything more unusual around town and what he can provide for evidence regarding the Squawkers.

"Oh, yeah, I had a lot of stuff about them!" Biggs tells you with a goofy smile. "Right on this computer! And a lot evidence in the storage room! Oh boy, and then you'll never guess what happened next!"

You nod cynically.

"Let me guess, it became chocolate," you tell him.

"Yeah!" Biggs replies enthusiastically. "How did- oh, well, yeah, of course. I mean it's sitting right there! Now, I love chocolate. Mmm, I could live off of the stuff! But that... that REALLY messed up the investigation! You see, a chocolate computer doesn't really turn on anymore so I can't access any of my records! Or play Minesweeper either! And on top of that, my written notes aren't really legible anymore! Those Squawkers are really sneaky! That was really a 'boom, checkmate, pal!' and I can't do a thing about it!"

Despite Biggs's honesty and the truth behind the situation, you still feel it's really not productive for Biggs to just give up like this. You suggest he start from scratch, jot down what he remembers, and use a new portable device like a tablet or a laptop to store his new findings and breakthroughs.

"UGH, I thought about that!" Biggs sighs with a smile, but then becomes perky again. "No really, I did! But that's just... HARD! Starting from scratch is BRUTAL! But yeah, maybe we should operate someplace else! Especially since every time I sit down, oh man, my butt gets slathered with chocolate because of this desk chair and that's not fun to shower off! Tough stuff, really!"

"Well, I really should move on!" Biggs tells you with a smile. "I'll miss this cool office, but you're right that I should probably work elsewhere! Maybe I'll try my condo instead! Hey, this just gave me a great excuse to work from home every day! I could get in a few more hours of YouCube that way!"

You nod and then decide to head out. You figure considering this guy is the sheriff, this town is probably in big trouble!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

I guess I'll interview 55 Upenstoop the Typhlosion!

Carly has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You definitely have to say the ones with the strawberry icing and filling are the best. You eat a whole lot of them and almost decide they're worth keeping until you stop and remind yourself yeah, maybe that's not the best idea. But mmm, they're always delicious!

And of course, your chat with Upenstoop!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Fire)
-1 Evolution Stage Difference

You find Upenstoop the Typhlosion working as the owner and general manager of The Silver Orange Hotel. The first thing you notice is he's chewing the heck out of his plastic pen and then when he sees you, he jumps back a bit, but then goes back to nibbling.

"H-hi," he greets you. "Hi hi hi. Did you... hi, did you want s-something? ANYTHING AT ALL!?"

You tell him you're trying to figure out what's going on around town and what he knows about the Squawkers. He gets even more jittery and skittish, but he nods really quickly and tries to smile.

"Oh oh oh yes," he says. "Oh yes, lots of weird stuff. Like my pants. Someone stole them! Why w-why would someone do thaaaat!? I would... I really, really would have given them away if they just asked! Because I'm always buying new pants and don't need the old ones! A-always. Maybe... well, most often. I guess sometimes, though I haven't done it for a while. Maybe for years!"

You slowly nod, really not confident on where this seems to be going.

"I made something for you," he smiles, presenting you with some metallic sculpture. "Because... I love all my customers."

He places it before you and you see it's a mound of staples. You're not sure if it's supposed to actually resemble something or if he just got really carried away with a staple gun.

"I call this masterpiece... 'CLOUDZ,'" Upenstoop tells you excitedly. "It's one of my b-best works. BEST WORKS! He has a sister, but she's found the perfect home already, but DON'T YOU WORRY because Cloudz will always have her number. They'll call every night. I'm... *sniff* I'm so proud of them. My little b-babies grow up so fast..."

You slowly nod and take your... staple sculpture. And your thinking immediately jumps to using a sidewalk trash can so he doesn't ever realize you've dumped it.

"Oh, the Squawkers," Upenstoop sighs. "One of them might be a bird! I think. I wonder what the wedding will be like! It's going to be so beautiful..."

You decide to head out as you realize this really doesn't seem to be going anywhere... sane. Maybe next time.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Suicune's Fire]

https://i.imgur.com/XKVi6SD.png

So...many...delicious...doughnuts! MUST RESIST!


https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
You know what? I don't even care. I'm going in. These doughnuts make me feel like I can do anything...

SEARCH (5a) Tickleboot Apartments - Floors 1-3 (CANDY)

And use INFANT ANNIHILATOR!!!!!! (https://youtu.be/yC9h2bxaqns?t=1m12s) on the Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/XKVi6SD.png

So...many...delicious...doughnuts! MUST RESIST!


https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
You know what? I don't even care. I'm going in. These doughnuts make me feel like I can do anything...

SEARCH (5a) Tickleboot Apartments - Floors 1-3 (CANDY)

And use INFANT ANNIHILATOR!!!!!! (https://youtu.be/yC9h2bxaqns?t=1m12s) on the Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!

Sweet mother Mary, that's one hell of a song track! I didn't even know Infant Annihilator existed until now! XD

Yep, you totally get the Death Metal thing! >;D

Smack 'em Susan has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You know what? %*$# that Giddy Flower Box. %*#*$ it and it's whole family, the car it drives, the clothes it wears, and even its pet dog. %#$@ its mom, its dad, the groceries it bought yesterday, and that Satan-forsaken coffee cup it didn't even throw out and just left on the table at Staryubucks because it was sick and twisted enough to think it's some underpaid barista's job to clean up its CRAP. You're going to make that damnable box EAT that coffee cup and its own cardboard intestines.

You head to Tickleboot Apartments and you come across the colorful candy taffy on your way in. You grab a big fat blob of that stuff and stuff it in your mouth and chew like a barbarian on crack because you're HANGRY and you feel savage and feral enough to kick a Tyrantum in the balls and snap its neck hard enough to allow it to eat its own posterior.

Smack 'em Susan has gained 2 points of Belly from the Taffy Jamboree!

You find that hideous Giddy Flower Box and you're ready to eradicate its existence and delightfully consume whatever semblance of a soul it has. It tries to greet you with another Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast. Your savage Killjoy Master instincts kick in and your SNARL LIKE THE RAVAGING WARBEAST YOU ARE!

#Disturbing Presence # Trap 50%+15%=65% Evasion Test: 37 out of 100: SUCCESSFUL!

#{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>} Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#

And you SHRED THAT DAMNABLE CUTESY PETAL BLASTER'S FACE INTO A METRIC #$*%TON OF PIECES. Your eyes go red. You grow fangs. And if a box could feel fear, it would be pissing itself right now. With blood. And tears. And it would screaming for mercy and calling to its mommy.

Your infernal $&#$-all bass guitar of doom's abominations materializes in your hands. And you glare at that box with the darkest of stares before you unleash your DEATH METAL unlike any other that has shaken and castrated the world. The Giddy Flower Box can only just sit there. Sit there a̷̠̫̥͉̥͔̟̩̗͠n͎͖̳͉͍͉̟̟d̞̟͇̫̤̯͞ ͜҉̹̯D̙̹̣Į҉͇̟̩̥͔̣̞ͅE̛̫.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/love-live/images/7/77/Headbanging_Mari.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20170421060221

{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>}

Your unholy scream and earthquake roars serve as the FINAL DIRGE of this loathed Squawker creation. It quivers, decays, and crumples into nothing but ashes and infernal consumption. It feels so good you could write a whole book about it and then EAT THAT BOOK just because you can. Just because EATING THE ONLY EXISTING MEMORY OF THIS would taste delicious.

Once the savagery simmers down, you look to see the aftermath of the box's burnt sacrifice. You finally discover what the box was holding this entire time.

Inside the box, you find an odd, red glowing essence that you're surprised wasn't annihilated in the brutal anguish, but it survives nonetheless. When you take it and it glows brightly, reminding you of... tomatoes.

Item [Essence of Tomatoes] has been added to the Team Pile!

Nothing about it makes sense, but you take it and you flash a dark smile. This was F͢҉̴͡҉̙̼͚̻͕̮͎̜̣͖̜̜̤̫̤̻̫Ư̵̦̫̫̘̲̺̪͖̗̗̘͟͡͠N̴̕͠͏̧͕͎̘ͅ ̞̤͙̻̮͕̤̰̺ͅN̛͓͇̯̘͔̟͕̞̭͢N̢͇͖̦̤̘̪͢Ǹ͚̰͔͍̙͚͉̟̩͚͘͝ͅ ̼͕. >:D

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 2: Night Cycle Actions now!

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/animation-cartoon-cloud-clouds-gif-Favim.com-238473.gif

This Evening's Weather Is...
PINK GLITTER SNOW!
It’s snowing glittery pink fluffy stuff and it clings to you wherever you go! Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause an Overwhelming Cuteness increase of +1!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pur_1524085200.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Enjoy a fun wild night, Peeps!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Chakramaster]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%202_zpspgevrjnn.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Hmm, what an odd thing what I found. There has to be more to it...right? So first thing, I'm gonna equip the Staryu Hair Clip.

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2011_zpsnwbzvqia.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip..........Anything?

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%201_zpsmlpj1hab.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Then I'll search (24b) Floors 6-10 of The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel and try using the Item [Room 800 Key] on Room 800.

[Suicune's Fire]

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png

If I wasn't a killjoy master, I'd say...


https://i.imgur.com/k3WvEuw.png

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!


https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png

...But I am, and now I'm looking for another boredom cure. Let's walk into the belly of the beast.


SEARCH (43d) Yandil is a Stalker Fine Dining Restaurant.

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png There may have been a reason this particular place poofed...

Search (32c) Peachy Beep Elementary School Floors 7-9 (CANDY).

[Noblejanobii]

https://serebii.net/supermysterydungeon/pokemon/492.png Hm... looks like interviewing wise there's not many options for you.

http://orig06.deviantart.net/b570/f/2017/053/e/0/happyshaymin_by_writerraven-db01m0j.png But.. ooh look at this place!

http://i.imgur.com/uOQzuGJ.png Uh uh, absolutely not.

http://orig07.deviantart.net/fdf4/f/2017/053/2/d/urkshaymin_by_writerraven-db01m0o.png Oh come on! You're the only fairy, come on!

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png *sigh* Fine. I'll go search (56) Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness.

[Bulbasaur]

Search the (20) Exterior of Bave and Dusters.

[Neo Emolga]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%202_zpspgevrjnn.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Hmm, what an odd thing what I found. There has to be more to it...right? So first thing, I'm gonna equip the Staryu Hair Clip.

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2011_zpsnwbzvqia.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip..........Anything?

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%201_zpsmlpj1hab.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Then I'll search (24b) Floors 6-10 of The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel and try using the Item [Room 800 Key] on Room 800.

You have equipped the Staryu Hair Clip!

You wait to see if anything happens. It does make you feel slightly more... aquatic, but that's all about it does. Though you have a feeling maybe there are other pieces involved with it...

You take the key and decide to head out and see what's going on in the Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel!

Soren has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You take the elevator to the 6th floor and check out things there, but it's just more colorful hallways and cutesy cartoon Pokémon characters on the walls just to appeal to those kids. Kids everywhere. You almost get tired of them! A kid Totodile even laughs at your rainbow butt! You zap the little punk a bit and that shuts him up nicely. Move along, twerp!

You just see more of the same on the seventh floor and the eighth floor until you get to that interesting Room 800. It seems like they went for a flying and airplanes theme for this eighth floor. You unlock the room, wondering if you'll find the owner of the room inside, but instead, you don't.

{Hotel Room 800: 800 Key of Course!}
[Room 800 Key] has been used up!

When you step in, it seems like they left in a hurry! Which is kind of understandable considering... well, Squawkers. Not everyone wants to end up as a cinnamon bun or something like that. Or end up trying to sleep and then suddenly the whole building becomes chocolate, which would be a really bad problem being this high up. Yeeeep.

You find a few of their dirty clothes thrown about and it looks like they had already checked out. Might also explain why they didn't care too much about losing their key, though it does mean they HAD to stop for coffee before running out. Hilarious! Guess Daddy really needed that coffee.

You find they left some money in the pocket of one of their pants! Well, they're probably not going to come back for this, so ching-a-ling to you, Pikachu!

$300 Snax$ has been added to the Team Pile!

Ooh! And you find a really nifty fish bowl! You're not sure why this was taken on a vacation trip anyway, but hey, who's to judge!? You decide this is more interesting than most of the other junk, so you take this with you too!

Item [Fish Bowl] has been added to the Team Pile!

Interesting stuff! Well, you check out the rest of the top of the hotel, but it's just more kidding stuff and lots of locked rooms. Well, you're not even sure you'd be able to carry more stuff, so you decide to head back to Peep base and maybe get some more Netflix and chill time.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png

If I wasn't a killjoy master, I'd say...


https://i.imgur.com/k3WvEuw.png

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!


https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png

...But I am, and now I'm looking for another boredom cure. Let's walk into the belly of the beast.


SEARCH (43d) Yandil is a Stalker Fine Dining Restaurant.

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You head over to the Silver Orange Hotel and decide to check out this rather fancy restaurant they have attached to the hotel called Yandil is a Stalker, featuring a Smeargle dressed in a top coat, top hat, and with a sledgehammer! It's a very fancy place and it has fountains, statues, expensive paintings, and very gaudy chandeliers. And they're playing very fine classical music.

Even though you're not here to eat, you flip through the menu and there's interesting items like the Overkill Fillet Mignon and the Stalker Soup of the Day! And the prices are... well, they're pricy. You could say they're... murder. •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Well, then there's the fact there's a fancy-pants dress code. The dudes are wearing suits and tuxes and the ladies are wearing expensive dresses. And the kids are... well, there are no kids. Not surprising. You walk by a fancily-dressed Nidoqueen and Nidoking and a formally-dressed group of dark-type Pokémon as you look around, but you don't really find anything too out of the ordinary.

You then get to the kitchen, which is, of course, spotless. Like you could eat your food off the floor and that would totally be okay, but they'd still be charging you out the butt for that floor food. And then you see something very interesting. A Linguini Creator! It seems like no one is watching you, so you decide to mess around with it.

{Linguini Creator: =Linguini Creation!= (https://i.imgur.com/oNSexK1.png)}

https://i.imgur.com/oNSexK1.png

After you've had your fun, you decide to head back and enjoy some Netflix and chill, also!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png There may have been a reason this particular place poofed...

Search (32c) Peachy Beep Elementary School Floors 7-9 (CANDY).

Velo has resisted the 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow thanks to her Puns of Anarchy Style!

You decide to head over the Peachy Beep Elementary School and see what the fuss is about. And lordy, there's ice cream everywhere. Strawberry ice cream no less! Your favorite flavor! Oh man... you're tempted to take just a little lick only to try it and...

@Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+2 Belly)@
Velo has gained 4 points of Belly from the Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! Amplified because icy tasty things just hit your sweet spot, sugar!

You scarf and gobble that stuff down.

Oof, okay, that's enough. You feel like you really shouldn't have eaten that much but it was delicious nonetheless. You feeling a little full after that and you need to keep going. As you navigate the ice creamy halls, you figure it wasn't really made for a giant Lugia such as yourself, and you find yourself having to hunch over a few times, but you're still able to get around. Probably a good thing you're the only one here, because if this was a hall filled with kids, either they've have to turn around or you'd have to back up!

You decide to head up the seventh floor of this ridiculous ice cream castle that was once a school and find yep, school's out for the summer. And forever. Guess it's good homeschooling is becoming more of a thing? Or you know, the kids could try learning on frozen popsicle desks. Yeah, see how well that works out for them!

On the eighth floor, you find more classrooms frozen over as tasty treats, strawberry no less, and it doesn't look like much survived the frozen dessert disaster. No, no, you don't really want to eat some more. It looks tasty but really, you've had enough!

You get to the top floor and start investigating the roof. It's more of the same, only you feel like your resistance is weakening. You then spot something curious, leather object half buried in the strawberry ice cream, and you take a closer look.

#Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 06 out of 100: FAILED!
Velo has gained 2 points of Belly from the Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! Amplified because icy tasty things just hit your sweet spot, sugar!

You can't help it. So delicious! What the fudge, how did this happen!? It's a wallet covered with more of this downright addictive ice cream and you can't but help yourself to more. Oh, and what's worse is the ice cream slathered on the wallet regenerates as you lick it off! What!? How!? No way!? This is a nightmare! But it's... a delicious nightmare! You manage to pull away just in time.

You check the insides of the wallet and it seems like it belongs to a certain "Penny the Espeon." You wonder just how it ended up here, but you figure you probably should bring it back to Penny. Maybe she'll reward you for your efforts!

#[Penny the Espeon's Wallet] Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Okay, time to head back now. That's definitely enough ice cream for today...

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 10/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!

Just realized I totally forgot to address this during the end of the day cycle. Oopsies!

#69 Unce the Treecko

You go all ninja on Unce and he doesn't suspect a thing. Which is good because I doubt he'd like it.

You find Unce the Treecko is young, works a craptastic job he doesn't like as a bellhop lugging around other people's baggage. They scream at him, he nods and continues, and when they're all tucked and happy in their room, he curses them out of earshot. You wonder if he might consider voodoo because of his resentment. He doesn't get tips very often either. You find he leverages this hatred in the form of allying with housekeeping to make sure the guests never get their rooms made while they're away, only when they're in there for maximum disturbance value.

Oddly enough, the situation regarding the Squawkers doesn't bother Unce that much. As in the whole city could become a dessert dish and he'd not really care. You begin to think this might show signs of him being a Squawker himself, but you don't really see anything that would link him to them. Not like him suddenly having a sweet tooth addiction. In fact, he could see panic and he would just nod it off.

Unce thinks just about everyone else in town is an idiot. Except for Skarz the Beautifly, who seems to be the only living thing Unce actually likes to talk to. They both seem to hate their jobs and you discover Skarz likes to trash-talk his job as a server at the Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center. The stories they have about their lovely retail working experiences could cover a whole routine at a comedy club.

Unce loves Earthquake Mahjong, but it annoys Skarz. It's the one big thing Skarz doesn't understand. Oh, put all the Mahjong tiles on a shaker place, turn it on, and everything just ends up in an unplayable pile.

Despite everything you see about Unce and the way he sleeps and brushes he teeth in a weird way and reuse his floss, you don't really think he's a Squawker. He's weird, but just not weird enough.

Shift: Day and Night
Gender: Dude (Male)
Age: 19
Home Location: (38) Snippy Dee Condos
Workplace: (53) There is No Pink Flamingo Hotel
Profession: Bellhop
Traits: Skeptical, thinks everyone else in town is a complete idiot.
Hits: Making upside down words with a calculator
Misses: Email, Notifications about the photos his contacts have uploaded
Hobbies: Earthquake Mahjong
Friendships: Skarz the Beautifly
Relations: None
Items: Unce has a pocket fidget cube, but you don't care about that. (N/A)
Taught Skills: Dapping (N/A)
Proficiency: Carrying Baggage Perky! (N/A)

Your thinking cap feels...
Unce likely isn't even close to a Squawker!

Dio's ninjaing around on #69 Unce the Treecko has been noted in the Peep Stuff!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

https://serebii.net/supermysterydungeon/pokemon/492.png Hm... looks like interviewing wise there's not many options for you.

http://orig06.deviantart.net/b570/f/2017/053/e/0/happyshaymin_by_writerraven-db01m0j.png But.. ooh look at this place!

http://i.imgur.com/uOQzuGJ.png Uh uh, absolutely not.

http://orig07.deviantart.net/fdf4/f/2017/053/2/d/urkshaymin_by_writerraven-db01m0o.png Oh come on! You're the only fairy, come on!

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png *sigh* Fine. I'll go search (56) Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness.

Of course you will!

Madder has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You're feeling cuter already! It just adds to your adorable charm!

You decide to head over to the ultra pink Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness and as soon as you step in, darkness envelops you!

@High-Level Sugary Hangry Candy! - FAIRY (+2 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
Madder has gained 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the High-Level Sugary Hangry Candy!

See, if you had been a dragon, that would have been absolutely fatal. Heck, if you had been ANYTHING else, it would have been fatal.

The candy is just the sweetest darn thing you've ever stuffed in your mouth and it really just melts your heart and really makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Yes, you, Mister Madder Hatter. In ways you'd never believe possible. You're really feeling way more stuffed than you'd ever like to be and this presence of infectious cuteness is starting to get on your nerves.

As you wander into the forest, you distinctly feel this place really shouldn't exist. It's trying too hard to be cute. Everything is pinky pink like sugar genocide pixie powder death and softie fluffy snow cones just sticking to everything and everywhere and it really just hurts. This blasted place of fluffy fairy stuff is begging to be undone, but you aren't in the position to do anything about it except just roll with the painful pixie punches.

After searching out the nonsense, you come across what appears to be a strange and bewildering portal made of crystal and pink stones. And it makes just as little sense as everything else around here.

Ball sacrifices. On the arch above the deactivated portal, it reads "THE PORTAL OF TRUTH" with a floor plate demanding ball sacrifices. And like some horrible nursery fairytale Mother Goose abomination, it tries to play this out some riddle of nonsense. There's four round holes of varying sizes, and each of them has a little label above them.

THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A 9 BALL! One smallish hole reads.
THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A BOWLING BALL! One fairly large hole reads.
THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A DISCONNECTED SNOWGLOBE! A medium-size hole reads.
THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A MARBLE! A tiny hole reads.

The only thing that really makes sense is the size of the holes in relation to what they're requesting. The only question reminding is WHY? You know what, forget it. You know deep in your heart that these are the Squawkers you're dealing with, so trying to make sense of this is only going to drive you further into madness.

{The Portal of Truth and Obscure Ball Sacrifices: A Spot Just the Right Size for a 9 Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Bowling Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Disconnected Snowglobe AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Marble}

You figure you'll come back once you have these... balls this inane contraption so desires. Though you're not really looking forward to the occasion.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll head of to the (60) La Te Da Beach! perhaps at night things lurk about there

[Neo Emolga]

Search the (20) Exterior of Bave and Dusters.

Eddie has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to head over to Bave and Dusters, which seems like it was quite the place for fun, games, and parties! Well, back when it wasn't made of edible materials.

Speaking of edible materials...

@Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess! - ICE (+2 Belly)@
Eddie has gained 4 points of Belly from the Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess! Amplified because icy goodies like this are just crazy addictive for you!

What started as a curious nibble about what all this colorful rainbow sherbet tasted like turned into a all-out consumption craze that makes your taste-buds feel like they're in heaven! You never thought sherbet could be so delicious but you feel almost unable to stop even when you really pile it in. But you manage to quit just in the nick of time before your belly bulged just a bit too much beyond its limits!

Holy screaming Arceus, you feel seriously stuffed! You also kind of look like you swallowed a Wailmer egg whole. Though you'd make a really good hockey goalie right now, you think it might be a good idea to burn some of this off.

You decide to check out around the parking lot to see if anything interesting remains, though it seems like most of the cars are now made of candy and goo and your stomach is pleading "JUST DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, PLEASE!"

And while you're kind of rolling more than walking now, you find there isn't too much salvageable in this parking lot of sherbet goo, and just when you feel there's nothing to find, you come across what looks like a really snazzy red Ferrari! Although now it's frozen and half-submerged in the sherbet. It's almost unbearably tragic. You try to see what's inside, but it's not really clear with all the sherbet frost on the windows. What's the most interesting fact about it is it's one of the very few cars that has survived the transformation unscathed and not turned into something gooey and delicious. You think to yourself that maybe a fire type can thaw this baby out, and who knows what kind of neat things might be inside? Maybe you could even take it for a drive!

{Half-Submerged Frozen Ferrari: +Fire Type+}

Well, until a fire type comes along to solve this, you decide to waddle your way back to Peep base! Thankfully, you manage to keep your eyes off the rest of the sherbety goodness before taking another bite...

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 8/8 https://i.imgur.com/N8IFLKK.gif
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll head of to the (60) La Te Da Beach! perhaps at night things lurk about there

Dio has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to head to the beach at night! It's romantic! And even the cuteness-inducing pink snow makes it even better!

It's quite a sight to behold and it makes you wonder if anything mysterious has been going on around here. The sand seems normal, at least for now, and the water isn't screwed up and sugary now. You check around the trash bins to see if there's anything unusual that was thrown away, but it's mostly empty containers, beach umbrellas that have seen better days, a Happy Silly Slugmas beach towel, and a really beat up boogie board that snapped in half.

While walking up and down the beach, you find plenty of nifty seashells and your own plastic bucket and shovel! So you make a quick sandcastle and it's adorable and you really feel you've done your part to help make the world a little more cheerful in these troubling times of candy anarchy.

You're about to call it a night but then you find something odd half-buried in the sand. You pull it out and it seems almost mystical, and upon closer inspection and shaking all the gritty sand out of it, it seems to be a flute! A very mystical and magical flute!

Item [Serenity Flute of Wonder and Dreams!] has been added to the Team Pile!

You try to play a song but... you're just not an expert flute player, unfortunately. It still sounds a little nice, but you think something else may need to be done with it.

You decide to head back after this nice, relaxing, and romantic stroll.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

#80 Fírnen the Silvally has been turned into a delicious and adorable layer cake by the Squawkers!!!
My condolences, Shruikan.

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 44 Paradise Parking Lot!

It was a cute and snowy night, and while this parking lot was notorious for already being stuffed with grape and cherry tasty cakes, a new addition had been added tonight!

Wedge was examining the happy-looking Silvally-shaped layer cake, and while it was unusual, it seemed quite odd that before being transformed into this state, Fírnen looked completely overjoyed! As if he wanted this his whole life and had finally achieved self-actualization in the most epic form possible!

"This has to be some kind of hypnosis," Wedge growled. "No one in their right mind would be thrilled about this. What do you make of it, Biggs?"

And just as the Machamp turned to look at his Lopunny police sheriff companion, he noticed the Lopunny had already stuffed a mouthful of cherry cake in his bunny mouth.

"Mmmf?" Biggs asked before coming to his senses and quickly swallowing his impromptu midnight snack. "Oh, right! I'm sure he'd love a goodnight kiss!"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!" Wedge shouted back at Biggs.

"Yey, kithes!" Vivi cheered, jumping up and down with a mouth full of grape-flavored cake.

"You two better get with the program before I decide to kill something!" Wedge growled. "Take photos, take notes, at least do something!"

"Gee whiz, little dude," Biggs laughed with a smile. "Okay, okay, I'll do it! This'll be fun!"

The sheriff Lopunny then leaned down besides the Silvally cake, made a cake angel in the ground, and then took a selfie of himself smiling and winking besides the cake using his phone. Wedge never facepalmed so hard before.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
2/20

(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 3: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
It’s raining delicious chocolate today and your character can’t help themselves from licking it with it being everywhere all over their faces (even with Killjoy Perky) Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause a Belly increase of +1!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pin_1524272400.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Good luck and have funz!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Chakramaster]

Well I have a hunch...I need to search here next!

(53a) Floors 1-4 of the There Is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel

[Scytherwolf]

Hm...I'll search (37) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - (37) Exterior

[Noblejanobii]

I'll take the day to workout. The belly's getting a little too full for comfort.

[Bulbasaur]

Will do some working out.

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214546506186762/lugiamoody.png Ungh... tonight, I'm going to run myself through some Parkour. So much for my typing being a saving grace.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png For now, time for some random interviewing.

Interview 41 Snorkle the Delphox.

[Neo Emolga]

Well I have a hunch...I need to search here next!

(53a) Floors 1-4 of the There Is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel

You head outside to check fun things out around town and aww, it's raining! And not just any kind of rain!

Soren has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

It's delicious!

So you make it to the There is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel and you're dripping wet, looking like a chocolate-dipped, rainbow-butted Pikachu. Hey, be proud and take a bow, you're probably the first Pikachu ever to accomplish such a feat!

You decide to head inside and it looks like the whole hotel was meant to be themed around this pink flamingo Pokémon, but instead, there's only... placeholders. Blank silhouettes where a Pokémon should be. It's weird. What's even worse is there's an animated buffering icon just spinning... spinning... spinning at every instance of these silhouettes! This is horrifying! Even this makes you long for a pink flamingo Pokémon so they can just put an end to this madness! But in the meantime, you take a dip in the pool and forget you were covered in chocolate, and now you've disrupted the pH balance. You're winner!

You head to the second floors where the rooms are and there's more of these just terrible buffering silhouettes. You find most of the rooms are locked and those that aren't have someone making the room. You pop in and say hi anyway!

You get to the third floor and you find something interesting in one of the ash trays! It's like a weird, sparkly blue powder and you try picking some of it up wonder if it's like some magical sand or...

#Extra Shiny Sparkly Essence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness!)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 2 out of 100: FAILED!
Soren has gained 3 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Extra Shiny Sparkly Essence!

Oh... dear.

Suddenly you feel really adorable and extra Pika-cute. You try and it's really not rubbing off too well. Ouch. You decide to take a laundry bag to gather up this unusual fairy dust. And it's weird because it's blue with little yellow stars. I wonder what that's about.

#[Fairy Dust of the European Union] Extra Shiny Sparkly Essence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

You decide to check out the rest of these floors, but you don't find any more crazy fairy dust, which might be a good thing. But really, you're CERTAIN this stuff has to have some kind of use to it! Well, beyond making you look so goofily cute. Really!

Well, after a little more searching, you decide to head back to Peep Base just in case someone else wants to try some of this!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Hm...I'll search (37) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - (37) Exterior

It's a wonderful day for letting your tongue hang out and getting chocolate all over your faaaccceeee!!

Carly has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

Now why would anyone turn down free candy?

You decide to check out the exterior of the Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall, where there's quite a lot of cars and shoppers and even they're enjoying the rain, though this is probably detrimental in the overall way of things. But at least it's tasty!

You head toward the loading dock and you find a rather interesting looking cabinet, protected by Master Schlock! I mean seriously, the security on this thing is kind of ridiculous. There's gizmos, gadgets, lasers, and some other dohickey thing. You're beginning to wonder if it already knows what your favorite color is.

{Master Schlock Security Cabinet: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Ghost Type+}

I mean you could try burning it, but that would probably set some alarms off. And though you're not exactly fearful of what the Booplesnoot police department would do to you given their rather silly track record, you still wouldn't rather go through the process of dealing with them. Better to come back with someone who can... make their way around this thing.

You decide to check out the rest of the mall's exterior, but you don't really find anything before just a lot more cars enjoying the clearance sales the mall has going on, as if it's the end of the world coming up! Well, it kinda is, just with a lot more candy involved.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

I'll take the day to workout. The belly's getting a little too full for comfort.

Fluffy stuff and bulging guts are so not your thing, so you're pumping iron and going cardio-crazy for a fun and frantic workout to burn that sugar and shatter those calories!

Madder has dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

Oh, that feels a hell of a lot better. You flex out and feel extra hardcore now. Rock those muscles!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

Will do some working out.

You feel Madder has the right idea. Get those biceps and triceps truckin'! You want to make the aftermath of that sherbet nonsense stop existing and you know running and pumping and doing the Arnold peck decks will make you more badass, so you have at it!

Eddie has dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You're getting better, man! You definitely feel a lot of that gut is gone and though it might have a bit more to go, you're making a heck of a lot of nice progress. Chew on that, Squawkers!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214546506186762/lugiamoody.png Ungh... tonight, I'm going to run myself through some Parkour. So much for my typing being a saving grace.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png For now, time for some random interviewing.

Interview 41 Snorkle the Delphox.

You head outside and... oh geez.

Velo has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

So delicious and you lick it off your face like a kid at the candy store. But after snapping back to your senses, you look down, pat your bulging Lugia belly, and it feels like it's starting to become a worrisome situation...

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Psychic)

You find Snorkle the Delphox working at Warget where she's a cashier. Just as she gets off of her shift, you greet her and she looks up at you with the goofiest, seemingly happiest smile. The fiery fox dances at you as a greeting.

"Wow, oh, hey there!" Snorkle greets you happily. "I think you're the biggest customer I've ever had! Soooo cooooool!"

You nod, introduce yourself, and ask Snorkle what she knows about the Squawkers and if she's seen anything unusual or weird lately. Well, more weird than the standard weird.

"Oh, it's my daughter, Dinkle!" Snorkle tells you, looking concerned, but only for a moment. "She found this really weird coin! And it's cute, but funny, but weird, and I don't get it! It has a cute but angry Lillipup on it! And ever since Dinkle found it, I think it's having some weird effect on her. I mean, she's just the cutest little honey bun, but it's having an even odder it's-just-making-her-cuter effect on her! I don't know if that's healthy!"

"You've got to convince her to part with it!" Snorkle pleads. "Because, well, even though school's out, she just wants to play with it and doesn't want me to home-school her! I can't allow that! She'll grow up not knowing how to add apples and play the trombone! Listen, Dinkle really loves silly, dank memes. Maybe that'll work!?"

"Oh, you should totally check out our clothing section!" Snorkle tells you. "We've got EEVEE ONESIES for sale and not even Tal-Mart has that! Screw Tal-Mart! They're LAAAAMEE! But yes, buy more Eevee Onesies! I mean, there's nothing more hilarious than a Pokémon pretending to be another Pokémon! I mean, just the other say I saw a Zorua with one of those Eevee onesies! It was the most adorable thing! They're a bit pricey, but they're so cute. I think we have them even in YOUR size! Imagine a giant Lugia like you, all cute and dressed up as an Eevee! Oooh, just the thought of that makes me so happy I could squeak!"

You nod, not really sure about the whole idea, but you hear her out anyway.

"Oh, it's really hard to figure out who might be a Squawker!" Snorkle tells you. "But I'm beginning to think this 'Al' Pokémon are mentioning might be one of them! These riddles are turning up everywhere, but I think they're all connected and Al is trying to play games on everyone! That's cruel! Al could be walking and listening in on us and we wouldn't know! HEY AL, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, KNOCK IT OFF, YOU FRUITCAKE!"

"Oh darn, breaks over!" Snorkle cries, realizing she needs to clock in again. "Well, it was nice meeting you, Velo! You're such a sweet and lovable Lugia! Don't be a stranger, and really, buy one of those Eevee onesies! S P E N D M O N E Y!"

She then heads back to her register, wearing the silliest and goofiest smile as she waits for her next customer..

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 9/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll go and investigate (1) The Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters

[Suicune's Fire]

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
Gonna go to the game store and see if I can get that new preorder...

SEARCH (11) GameFlop Store

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'll go and investigate (1) The Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters

You don't have an umbrella, so...!

Dio has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

It is delicious, though!

You decide to head over to the Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters, where yes, Virginia, they still print newspapers even though the magic of the internet has been trying its darnest to destroy them! Thankfully, Booplesnoot Times publishes both versions, so they'll still be here regardless of whatever dastardly deeds the internet is up to next!

You start by searching the outside of the building, which you find doesn't have much besides some cars, walls, windows, lots of chocolate puddles, and an old kazoo that looks like some kid had abandoned it seven years ago when it no longer could provide a sustainable level of entertainment for said over-privileged child. Shame! Shame! Shame!

You head inside and you find the building is divided into two areas, the printing press area and the office area where the journalists type up all these silly stories on computers, like how one Persian found a tomato that was shaped like a butt and how some critics argue that some food is bad for you. You find out that they use a randomizer table to make that determination and then another program to generate those falsified study statistics! How devious and clever!

You find there's a fascinating office supply closet in the hallway, and you try to look inside to see if there's any extra notebooks and pens that no one will ever notice missing. Because you love collecting pens and more notebooks than you'll ever need in life! You grab the handle, give it a mighty tug, but aww, but it's locked! Why!?

{Office Supply Closet: +Fire Type+}

Welp, looks like someone's going to need to burn that thing open!

You check out the printing presses and yep, as you suspected, lots of noise, lots of paper, lots of machines, and a funny, inky smell. Meanwhile, there's another machine that inserts the freshly-printed newspapers into a plastic bag whenever the weather is bleh. Like today, although you're quite sure they weren't expecting rain made of chocolate today.

You decide to head back to Peep base! And take a little shower as well. Or do you take baths? We at Neo Emolga Inc have no idea, but we'll just assume you shower for now. And that you like to sing Disney songs in there as well. ♪Let it gooo... let it gooo...♬

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/Szm5d0j.png
Gonna go to the game store and see if I can get that new preorder...

SEARCH (11) GameFlop Store

Mmm, that tasty, tantalizing chocolate...

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

Of course you don't turn down free candy!

You head over to Gameflop, the fastest way to turn what was once $2000 Snax worth of gaming hardware and software into $50 Snax of store credit! I mean, you're sure you're never going to play that again, right?

You head around the building itself and don't really notice anything weird, save for the fact that there's a storm drain where there's a whole much of Ratattas wolfing down on the chocolate, and you're not sure if they're employees who work here or they're actually living here, or both! You ask one of them and they just say yes.

You head inside where shelves and shelves of games are on display along with huge cardboard cutouts of game characters and promotional titles that haven't been released yet and absolutely DEMANDS to be preordered to put all those poor developers into a panic about deadlines. And while walking around, you nearly step on a cheesy t-shirt that isn't your size and is marked clearance and features a game character you have no clue about.

You browser around and take a note of all the stuff they have for sale.

GAMEFLOP STORE
$[Phony Slaystation 4] 500 Snax$
$[Pretendo Twitch] 300 Snax$
$[Psychosoft Vex-Box] 300 Snax$
$[5,000 Psychosoft Vex-Box Card] 350 Snax$
$[Slimecraft for Psychosoft Vex-Box] 60 Snax$
$[Bark Souls for Psychosoft Vex-Box] 60 Snax$
$[Finally Fantasy XXVII for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Call of Fruity: Ultra Modern Black Ops Warfare Ghosts for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Letter of Zalda - Breath of the Child for Pretendo Twitch] 60 Snax$
$[Winky Funny Pikachu Plushie] 40 Snax$

I mean, there's a few more things, but they're all pre-owned and come in sketchy blank boxes with badly-placed stickers placed on other stickers and no instruction manual and all the special offer codes that give you free cosmetic hat items have probably been used up, and it's just no good if you don't get those special pre-order hats! That's just unacceptable.

Everything else is just in empty boxes. Turns out they don't put in any actual game disc in these until you buy it. So the dude that tried to shoplift Bark Souls the other day just got an empty box. Jokes on him, unless he got enough entertainment from free plastic!

You also notice Blimey the Azumarill works here and lordy, he's annoying as hell. He keeps watching you and you're not sure if he's stalking you thinking you're going to steal that Pikachu plushie or if he's going to ask you on a date. You really feel like Giga Draining his sorry aqua bunny behind, but you decide just leaving without buying anything sounds more fun, but before you do so, you just mutter to yourself "ah, I think I'll just buy that online" just loud enough so he hears it.

You decide to head back to Peep Base and engage the other Peeps in a pillow fight, which feels more fun and interactive right now.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/286.png Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 3: Night Cycle Actions now!

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/animation-cartoon-cloud-clouds-gif-Favim.com-238473.gif

This Evening's Weather Is...
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
It’s raining delicious chocolate today and your character can’t help themselves from licking it with it being everywhere all over their faces (even with Killjoy Perky) Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause a Belly increase of +1!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pur_1524452400.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Enjoy a fun wild night, Peeps!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Chakramaster]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2018_zpsgjtubvml.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Okay I'm gonna do the right thing. I'm gonna use Reincarnate on Shruikan! COME BACK TO US OUR FRIEND!

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Still raining, eh? No matter. I shall use Hardcore Parkour on myself to reduce my Belly!

[Neo Emolga]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2018_zpsgjtubvml.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip Okay I'm gonna do the right thing. I'm gonna use Reincarnate on Shruikan! COME BACK TO US OUR FRIEND!


NEO EMOLGA'S CURRENT STATE IS:
https://s5.postimg.cc/iv7a1d3k7/Emolga_Happy.png
RELAXED AND MELLOW!
Seems like you requested a Reincarnation at a good time! I'm feeling kind, relaxed, and have even decided to show a little restraint on the mischief side of things. I'm still waiting for a laundry load to get done, but it's a nice night out and hey, it's Friday! So things are good.

You harness your incredible recreation powers, and you call upon Shruikan's spirit to come back and not accept defeat, even after facing the awkward fate of being turned into a delicious cake! Or at least you think it might be delicious. It seems wrong to try a taste of it!

Starry glows and colorful waves of resurrection power encircle you! You speak the magical words, cast your magic spell, dance a little, check your phone to see it was just a Twitter notification rather than a text, and then light pours from your hands and meets with Shurikan's spirit! It then takes form and materializes!

The Creator has decided to resurrect Shruikan as a...


CINCCINO!
https://static.zerochan.net/Cinccino.full.1978862.jpg

Aww, see, he's really cute and extra fluffy now! And even better, this would go really great with that Guardian Snow Angel getup! See, this totally feels right. Best way to celebrate Friday night, don't you think so? Of course you do!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

See, totally looks better already!

You feel proud of yourself and your wondrous life-giving deed today! Celebrate by hopping on that old mechanized horse that jerks back and forward at the mall and pretend you're riding off into the sunset like a cowboy that saved the world! Yee-haw!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Still raining, eh? No matter. I shall use Hardcore Parkour on myself to reduce my Belly!

See this flab? Totally not cool. Flab is so not in. No, sir. 9 out of 10 Eevees out of the Eevee Critic Council all agree that this flab isn't that great and we're quite sure #10 wasn't really paying attention and didn't cast his vote because he was fiddling with his phone and tweeting about something daft and silly.

So... HARDCORE PARKOUR!

You hop, you hurdle, you wall-jump, you back-flip, you break physics and double-jump in midair, you shake the whole base, you get your funky Mirror's Edge freak on and as a Lugia, that's cool, crazy, a little weird, but all the best kinds of fitness encouragement! You burn down those calories like they brought shame and disgrace on your whole family and your pet rock and all your favorite Pez dispensers.

Velo has dropped 5 points of Belly from going TURBO via Hardcore Parkour!

Oh, you feel GOOD. And though it may not work, you kind of feel like going ninja. Lugia ninja! Awesomeness of this caliber has resided in the shadows for far too long, and it surfaces through you!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Noblejanobii]

Let's go search tippy toes park (16a) West Side!

[Neo Emolga]

Let's go search tippy toes park (16a) West Side!

Yes! Let's!

But as soon as you step out the front door...!

Madder gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

Yes, there's more of this tonight! And it's delicious just like this morning's downpour! See, no madman assassin is too hardcore to turn down free chocolate!

You head over to the Tippy Toes Park West Side, where it seems most Pokémon aren't enjoying the out of doors today because of the rain! Aww. I mean come on, it's just a little rain! You can still walk, ride a unicycle, do a handstand, do a breakdance, and do your makeup in the rain! What's wrong with these Pokémon!?

Well, that just means you have the whole park to yourself now! You go exploring and check out every park bench, bush, tree, and even nibble on a few stray acorns just to see if there's anything special to them.

You find one interesting discovery under a park bench of what looks like a salsa jar with a key fob inside! How peculiar! You try to open it and huh, it doesn't budge. You turn a little harder, but it's not working and it's totally stuck! What the hell!? Okay, you take a deep break, turn on RAGE MODE, and TWIST THE PSYCHOSIS OUT OF THAT THING, screaming in full, feral fury as your finest barbarian war cry of domination!

No dice. It just leaves you gasping for air. Well, you try throwing it on the ground to just break it open, but what the... that doesn't work either! It just bounces around without even a crack! You really want those keys inside because you're sure they go to something really important! You're then convinced that the only way to get this blasted, stupid thing open is to use LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF POWER OVERWHELMING AND POSSIBLY A FEW CHEAT CODES. But for now you decide to just take it with you until you can figure out how to get this idiotic thing open!

Container [Insane Tightly-Secured Salsa Jar: Use of the Six Infinity Stones AND Use of the Seven Dragon Balls AND Use of the Triforce] has been added to the Team Pile!

You search out the rest of the park trying to see if there's any other goodies and nonsense to find, but it seems like that's pretty much it and if there was any money left laying around, well, it's probably long covered with chocolate by now. Which reminds you, it would be nice to take a shower to wash all this chocolately gunk off.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Scytherwolf]

I'll interview 42 Dinkle the Fennekin

[Shruikan]

Well, that was certainly an experience... I now know what it is to be strawberry flavoured...

I'll search (25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament. Knights & murder mysteries sounds perfectly safe... Yeah, on second thought maybe not so safe. But still worth seraching.

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png let's visit (9) Bizney World Amusement Park again and visit Collegeland! Excitement! College party here I come!... or whatever is there, I don't know, haven't been there yet.

[Neo Emolga]

I'll interview 42 Dinkle the Fennekin

You feel that Dinkle is an odd name for a Fennekin, but you decide to meet her anyway! And on the way there, oh!

Carly gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

Delicious, but probably not fun to try and wash out of your fur.

Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Fire)
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage

Dinkle is overjoyed to see you! She immediately feels you're a cute, new playmate to hang out with! And the first thing you notice is she's pretty odd and barely has a clue what she's doing. Meanwhile, you can tell she has an unnaturally flair of cuteness to her. Definitely seems Squawker-induced.

You also quickly notice the coin that her mother Snorkle was talking about, and it seems like she totally cherishes it.

You introduce yourself to her, asking her if she knows anything about the Squawkers and all the dastardly things they've been doing lately.

"Oh, I'm definitely not one of them!" Dinkle exclaims proudly. "They sound dumb. I don't think my mama is one of them either. She's too smart to join a dummy club like that!"

You actually feel inclined to believe her considering it would seem silly for the Squawkers to afflict themselves with their own cuteness-inducing hazards. Although... they aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. Still, Dinkle seems very honest and open with you, and you feel your strong rapport with her would definitely not make her lie.

You then kindly ask if you can have the Furious Lillipup coin. It definitely seems like it's connected to the Squawkers, and you know they're still up to no good out there!

"Wha?" Dinkle asks in shock. "Sorry, but I can't! I really like it!"

"Please...?" You ask with a twinkle in your eye.

Dinkle the Fennekin: <Memes>

https://i.imgur.com/6v8VZfd.png

"Oh, okay," She smiles, tossing the coin to you.

You catch it in midair, happy to see your little meme ploy worked, but...

#Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 21 out of 100:
FAILED!

Carly gains 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the chibiness-inducing Hyper Kawaii Aura! Reduced damage because you're too hot to handle for funky fairy nonsense!

#[Coin of the Furious Lillipup] Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Okay, it definitely induces cuteness. And from the looks of things, it seems as though Dinkle is lucky to be a fire type, or she might have blown up like a stick of dynamite because of this thing. Regardless, she still finds it comical how it just worked its magic on you.

You thank her for it, still shivering from the bits of added cuteness.

"Oh, sure thing, Carly!" Dinkle smiles to you. "Enjoy and have fun with it! <3"

You then head back to base, feeling a bit like you yourself are becoming too cute for your own good!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

Well, that was certainly an experience... I now know what it is to be strawberry flavoured...

I'll search (25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament. Knights & murder mysteries sounds perfectly safe... Yeah, on second thought maybe not so safe. But still worth seraching.

Fírnen gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

While it takes a bit for you to get used to your new extra fluffy Cinccino form, you still find chocolate is delicious. Some things never change!

You head over to Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament, where it's an odd mix of Medieval knights, murder mysteries, and puzzles, jousting, and tasty meals where they don't give you silverware to simulate the Medieval feel. Of course, that doesn't a few sneaks from smuggling in their own plastic utensils.

You begin your search in the dining hall, where everything is dimly-lit from flickering LED "torches" and "candles" on the chandeliers, the tables and chairs are all made of heavy wood, the decor is very Medieval-looking, and the costumed characters are all putting on the act. You find the guests are already halfway through dinner, where a dimwitted Ursaring named Knight Snoozer and his Squire Boober the Chespin trying to figure out who murdered Princess Squeakytea the Braixen and the guests are constantly being interrupted in the middle of dinner to solve a puzzle or play some silly game to get clues. And they're being timed as a big clock is in the center of the Medieval-themed dining room to indicate how much time they have left to guess who among fifteen silly Medieval characters is the culprit. You're not too sure about this whole idea considering you can either try to solve the murder and give up your dinner, or screw the whole thing and just eat like you originally intended. It's just pure chaos all around.

You don't find anything really of value, but you decide to check ahead of everyone else and scope out the gift shop, where there's plenty of really overpriced goodies like a Dragonite in a sleuthing uniform or even the pewter plates they were using in the dining hall if you really want to take the experience home with you or if you want to try cooking your own chicken fajitas on it. And there's silly costumes to buy, kids toys, and that kind of nonsense, but something really weird stands out to you among everything else.

$[Destiny Ritual Instructions] 400 Snax$

It's a book with what REALLY looks like some kind of divine ritual instructions and explanations, though it's really cryptic. Still, this book, the cover, the design, it all clues you in that this really is not just a fictitious creation and this is definitely not some hoax.

Well, crap, just when you think this is some kind of joke, this thing actually really looks authentic and really doesn't look like it was even supposed to be for sale, especially not in this kind of shop. Thing is, everyone here probably thinks it's a ruse when you know it has to be for something important. Because of course, why else would I be highlighting it!?

You decide you might come back for it later once you get the cash.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png let's visit (9) Bizney World Amusement Park again and visit Collegeland! Excitement! College party here I come!... or whatever is there, I don't know, haven't been there yet.

You're excited for the full college experience! You run off to Bizney World to check out Collegeland and see how much pizza and beer is available!

But of course!

Dio gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

It's YUMMY!

You sneak your way into Collegeland, where you can just enjoy crazy dorms, college party nonsense, and all that zany fun without attending classes! There's so many fun attractions like dirty laundry mazes, pizza box origami, and the classic college mascot battle royale! Plus Fun Fraternity Wars and a dungeon-explorer game where your GPA is your Hit Point value and hitting 0.0 just means you have to go back to start, because in Collegeland, there is no flunking out!

You also get a kick out the food fight arena which feels like dodgeball but with a lot more collateral messes. It costs $100 Snax to enter but you sneak in because you're a special Peep and can do that kind of thing. And you enjoy the heck out of hurling a tomato right smack-dab in a kiddie Mudkip's face and then throw a whole XXL FIZOR SODA at a pretentious Jigglypuff. The look on her face, dripping with sticky cola, will always hold a fond memory in your heart.

It's easy to forget what you came to do here in the first place, but you get back on the search and check out all the nooks and crannies that usually don't get checked out around here. Though the one weird thing you find happens to be in a refrigerator prop that actually opens and closes. It seems someone hid some strange, red glowing sphere in the freezer, which actually doesn't work. You grab it and it feels you with a strange feeling of... raspberries. It's not what you were expecting, but it's like you can taste them through your hands, and it seems like as you hold this essence sphere, you know EVERYTHING about raspberries. How they grow, their link to the idaeobatus family, their many different species, and all that jazz. It could have been a skill, it could have been about history, it could have been about the scope of the universe, and that kind of knowledge would practically make you a demigod. Nope. No, the thing you become the GRANDMASTER OF KNOWLEDGE in? Raspberries.

Of course you take it anyway!

Item [Essence of Raspberries] has been added to the Team Pie!

Though you have absolutely no idea how or why it's here in Collegeland. You were expecting something way more like [Essence of Pizza] or [Essence of Intoxication].

You check around one last time and get into another food fight at the arena, but you decide you've had your fun and need to head back. But maybe you'll be back again someday!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

#33 Grootz the Trevenant was turned into a bowl of star, heart, music note, and Trevenant pasta shapes by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 21 DeeeBeee Memorial Park!

It was the end of the line for Grootz. Fate had been unkind, his hourglass had run out and had a sudden spasm attack, and the threads of time had twisted themselves into a double pretzel square note. Standing over the transformed ghost tree was none other than his best friend Wocketz the Zigzagoon.

"I called him idiot," Wocketz sobbed. "I called him a moron. All because all he ever said was 'I am Grootz!' It isn't supposed to work like this! I can't make a baby Grootz from this stuff!"

"There, there, little friend," Biggs the Lopunny compassionately patted the raccoon Pokémon. "I'm sure he's in a better place now. Maybe he's off flying in Happy Happy land or enjoying the splendor and happiness of Yippie-Dilly-Dee World. The place where all good Pokémon want to go, where it's Christmas all the time! Every day!"

He then looked up to Wedge, who was not looking very thrilled about the situation.

"Are you done?" Wedge asked with a growl. "If you don't know the answer, you're better off not saying anything at all!"

"Oh, oh, MMMMM!!" Vivi squealed with happiness as she swallowed another helping of what used to be a tree now turned ice cream. "This mint chocolate chip ice cream is to die for!!"

"Oh, I couldn't!" Biggs laughed at the idea as he looked all around him. "No, no, don't tempt me! I saw some fat Dragonite eating this stuff earlier and I swore he makes a Snorlax look like an anorexic supermodel! I know like ten fat Pokémon in this town and he's four of them!"

"What about Grootz!?" Wocketz sobbed again. "Does anyone even care besides me!?"

Wedge the Machamp rolled his eyes in frustration and decided to question Wocketz himself.

"Do you remember what you said to him last?" Wedge asked the Zigzagoon. "What was he doing before... this happened?"

"He used to love this park!" Wocketz sobbed. "Well, he still did, though he liked it more before it was this. This stupid ice cream!"

Wocketz threw his paws down, unintentionally splattering ice cream all over his face and into his open mouth. He tasted it and blinked twice.

"Ohh," he muttered. "Yeah, actually, it is pretty good."

"I TULD VU SUOOOO!" Vivi tried to talk with her mouth full.

"No, please!" Biggs laughed. "I've got to watch my figure! I can't afford to be a chubby bunny!"

"Let's go before I stuff your faces with a knuckle sandwich," Wedge told Biggs and Vivi, grabbing them both and dragging them away from the crime scene. "For once I'd like to do an investigation where you two clowns have already graduated kindergarten."

#33 Grootz the Trevenant's stuff has been transferred over to #34 Wocketz the Zigzagoon!

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
3/20

(12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 4: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
Perfectly Normal Day!
No changes! Perfectly clear skies and plenty of fresh air!

Time Remaining:
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Have a happy day and many good cheers! <3

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Chakramaster]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2010_zpsotstxfu5.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip just realized this here :3

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%201_zpsmlpj1hab.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip I'm going to use the #[Magical Star Trunk Key] on the {Locked Magician Trunk: Magical Star Emblem} in.....*sighs and looks at the rainbow colors still on my butt* (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2016_zpsdkjynxwe.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clipLet's just hope my tail doesn't turn a rainbow color....or worse *shudders*

[Scytherwolf]

My cuteness is too high, so I'm going to stay in today.

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png
Hm, let's see what else the townsfolk know...

Interview 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss

[Neo Emolga]

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2010_zpsotstxfu5.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip just realized this here :3

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%201_zpsmlpj1hab.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip I'm going to use the #[Magical Star Trunk Key] on the {Locked Magician Trunk: Magical Star Emblem} in.....*sighs and looks at the rainbow colors still on my butt* (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!

http://rs168.pbsrc.com/albums/u175/Chakramasters/Pikachu%20icon%2016_zpsdkjynxwe.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clipLet's just hope my tail doesn't turn a rainbow color....or worse *shudders*

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE EVER GOING TO CATCH THAT!

*Ahem.* Back to the show.

You decide to head back for MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES and you decide to see what goodies that Magician Trunk is hiding! So you take that lovely [Magical Star Trunk Key] and oh yes, no one disarmed this little bugger yet, did they?

#Extra Shiny Sparkles! - PSYCHIC (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 36 out of 100:
FAILED!

Soren gained 2 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness to look EVEN MORE PIKA-CUTE!

If you're trying to win awards for most adorable Pikachu ever, well, you're definitely in the running. Especially with your rainbow posterior! It really adds a nice touch!

You take the key to the hidden trunk and you eagerly await to see what's inside like a kid opening up the biggest Christmas present in the pile! Once it's unlocked, you rub your Pika paws in anticipation!

#[Magical Star Trunk Key] Extra Shiny Sparkles! - PSYCHIC (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been used up!

You throw open the lid and there's a interesting hat inside! I mean, it looks like a classic magician top hat with stars on the outside and... oh, little secret compartments in the inside. Sneaky sneaky! Though that kind of spoils the illusion, doesn't it? Yeah, there's even a silly fake rose hidden in one of them. Cheesy!

["Magical" Hat] has been added to the Team Pile!

But wait, there's more!

You sift through the useless clutter and find an interesting bag of magical powder! Actually wait, this is probably even more magical than the hat is. What do ya know! You take a closer look and it's a brown, puffy-like powder with a note on it.

"Cabbiz, this stuff actually works and will turn your volunteer participant into a Buneary. Just make sure to end the show and run before they expect you to change them back!"

Boy, the ethics of magicians these days...

~[Magical Buneary Powder (Changes you into a Buneary)]~ has been added to the Team Pile!

You take it anyway in case someone gets bored and feels like having some bouncing Buneary fun instead! Or if they get turned into something grim. Really, would you rather be a stinky Trubbish or a fluffy Buneary? I know what you'd pick!

You decide to head back to Peep base with a skip in your step and a whistle on your lips!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/025.png Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 9/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

My cuteness is too high, so I'm going to stay in today.

(treating it as a Fitness Workout since it never hurts, is better than passing, and YES, reduces the cuteness!)

You decide to take a break today and sleep in, but then you suddenly get the itch to PUMP IRON and hulk out, slam a punching bag, incinerate a target dummy, plan world domination, play checkers with a Pachirisu, make lemonade, roll around, run the New York City marathon, and build a fort of cardboard boxes and then lay siege to your own fort using a stepladder and two of your favorite Patrat helpers. They even came dressed in barbarian gear! Such glorious conquest and physical activity has made you more badass!

Carly's Overwhelming Cuteness nonsense has been reduced by 2 points!

You're feeling better already! You growl and roar and decide to name yourself "Fiendslayer" for the day!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Noblejanobii]

Let's have a chat with #1 Babbyboo the Blissey!

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png
Hm, let's see what else the townsfolk know...

Interview 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Flying)

You find Zezzyzee the Togekiss works as a personal trainer at the Get Buffed! Exercise Club over at the Sippy Side Sunny Shoreline Shiny Store Series. She actually seems like quite the badass and is currently making a Jolteon work his butt off! She keeps him going until he lands flat on his face, unable to do another push-up!

She then looks to you and smiles. She's got that badass, twinkle in her eyes that would make most timid Pokémon just outright PANIC.

"Ah, fresh meat!" She exclaims with a dark smile before composing herself. "Ha, only kidding! You seem like a nice, strong butt-kicker that would love a good workout! So, what can Zezzyzee do for you?"

You explain you're here to figure out what's going on with the Squawkers and to get the latest scoop on what she might know about them. Zezzyzee nods, knowing all too well about what's been going on around town.

"Sweet Lugia, you have NO IDEA," Zezzyzee laughs. "Just about every day I get some chump or goon looking like they ate a Snorlax and washed that down with a pool of chocolate milkshake goo. Hasn't stopped me from getting even the flabbiest Pokémon back into shape! Of course, for a little coinage. Say, if you're ever in the mood for a crazy and intense workout, here's what I offer!"

She then shows you a list of exercises and workout programs she has to offer.

GET BUFFED! EXERCISE PACKAGES
$=Full Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness Purge= (Resets everything to 0) 500 Snax$
$=Colossus Titan Workout (+1 MAX Belly & Overwhelming Cuteness Permanent Buff) 1000 Snax$
$=Ragebeast Hangry Cerberus Hatred and Lothing Blackest of Infernal Doom Workout (+2 MAX Belly & Overwhelming Cuteness Permanent Buff) 1800 Snax$

Not cheap, but definitely faster and more effective than anything else you've seen around Booplesnoot.

"I know of two Squawkers," Zezzyzee tells you after you've looked over the services she offers. "Al is one of them. Simple name, but he talks in riddles and is just making a lot of Pokémon around town really confused. I know because somehow he's rigged fortune cookies with hints. Alone, they don't make sense, they rhyme, and they're kind of stupid. Like one that I saw just said 'now you and I can have a toast for sweet ol' Al isn't a ghost." Okay, makes no sense, but I realized that if you start adding all these clues together, they're ruling out who ISN'T Al. Combine enough of these dumb clues and you may get to the bottom of who it really is. I mean I'd try it but I'm darn busy trying to keep this entire town in shape after half the city got turned into candy goo!"

"The other Squawker I know of is Banananana," Zezzyzee informs you. "Boy, what a stupid name that is. I've overheard three of my members mentioning that name and it doesn't look like they talked to each other. Then I know there's a Squawker that deals heavily with rainbows and another that seems to have a cookie addiction, but that's about all that I've overheard."

"Oh, and talk to Wedge if you get the chance," Zezzyzee says to you. "He's the only cop with a brain and he works out here all the time, especially considering the police training area is now chocolate goo. I mean really, Biggs and Vivi are sweet and kind Pokémon, but they're idiots and don't know what they're doing."

"Anyway, nice chatting with ya!" Zezzyzee smiles to you before she decides break time for her exhausted Jolteon trainee is over. "Come on by whenever you feel like getting really BUFF!"

You've discovered 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss has the Hardcore Parkour Perky!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I think it's about time to go catch a movie in the 10) Slick Flicks Movie Theater... here's hoping things aren't to expensive or crappy

[Shruikan]

I think I'll interveiw #3 Zuul the Minccino

[Bulbasaur]

Let's interview #39 Spanky the Ekans.

[Neo Emolga]

Let's have a chat with #1 Babbyboo the Blissey!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, MODEST!
+Modesty (Ghost VS Normal)

You decide to chat with Bappyboo the Blissey, and you find she works as the head director of the Booplesnoot Times Newspaper. And when you greet her, you almost immediately regret it. Her eyes light up and she immediately rushes to you like she's going to bowl you over with her giant girth and squash you like a steamroller over a pancake.

"Oh, oh, look at you!" she squeals with delight, caressing you instantly before pinching your cheeks. "Aren't you just the CUTEST thing! Yes, you are! YES, YOU ARE! Hee hee hee!"

You back away, a bit irritated, but you decide to quickly get down to business and ask what Babbyboo knows about the Squawkers or anything else that's unusual that she's seen around town.

"Oh, those silly Squawkers!" Bappyboo giggles. "They aren't so bad! I honestly think they're just out having some wily fun! I mean I'm quite sure they'll clean up after themselves once they're done and just want to go home! Sure, I think not everyone expected for them to stay around for so long, but I'm sure they'll want to go back to where they came from eventually, right? I'm sure they have families and children and mommies just waiting for them back home!"

She giggles, pinches your cheek again, and does a little wobble dance. And... she giggles again.

"Oh, there's all kinds of things going on around town!" Bappyboo giggles again. "I should know! Why, just this morning I discovered that cranky old Shut Up and Sleep Hotel had become a lovely sculpture of absolutely lovely vanilla cream pudding! I've already had one of my journalists write a story about it! But that silly Vigoroth never even bothered to try a taste of it first! I'm disappointed in that lout! Hee hee hee, only kidding! He's really quite nice. He does such a nice job shining my shoes whenever I ask him to do it!"

"Oh, you adorable, little thing, you!" she squeals. "You run along now! I've got to get back to work, and I'm sure you have many fun places to go to today! Hurry along, now, but feel free to come back anytime!"

She then waddles back over to her office, and you kind of wish you could forget about that experience.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I think it's about time to go catch a movie in the 10) Slick Flicks Movie Theater... here's hoping things aren't to expensive or crappy

You head over to Slick Flicks, where it's actually a nice day and the weather isn't going terminally insane, which is nice for a change. You check the outside first to see if there's anything weird, wacky, bizarre, or something like that, but there's mostly cars, some Pokémon playing with their phone, and a baby Magby screaming his head off while his Magmortar mother is trying to calm him down and stuff him into a child car seat. Ah, the joys of parenting.

You head inside and it's a pretty cozy place that looks like it at least tries to keep clean, though it's a never-ending battle with lazy slobs. You check the posters and the movie listing to see what's playing, and they've got five movies here. The Rich and the Skuz, The Brewnies: The Movie, Bad is Bad 3, The Spanky Supreme: Spanky Spanks, and Slug Club 2. And all five of them really don't look like they're worth your time, but if you absolutely had to see one of them, you imagine Bad is Bad 3 would probably be good as a mindless action flick, but you'd have no clue what was going on because you didn't see the first two Bad is Bad movies and so nothing is going to make any sense.

You check out the concession stand and hmm...

CONCESSION STAND
$~[CinaPOP Popcorn - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~ 400 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[ChocoNUTTY Candez - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~[Mintos - ICE (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Eeneeee Candy - GHOST (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax

You swear Eeneeee Candy is the weirdest thing you've ever seen and you really question if it's even edible. It's a whole box of glowing purple nuggets that you highly doubt are any good for your health.

You do find that someone dropped a nice chunk of change in the bathroom. I mean sure, it's well beyond the five minute rule, but it's cash! Of course that rule doesn't apply! And of course you're not going to eat it now, are you?

$200 Snax has been added to the Team Pile!

You decide to head out and check back at Peep Base!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

I think I'll interveiw #3 Zuul the Minccino

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Same Evolution Line!

You find Zuul the Minccino works as a journalist at the Booplesnoot Times Newspaper and he typically doesn't like his job, but you have a feeling that's not because of the nature of the work, it's because of... Bappyboo. Out of the corner of your eye, you see he's working on a story that Babbyboo requested about what's fluffier, an Eevee or a Buneary, and he just couldn't care less about the subject matter.

"Oh HEY!" Zuul lights up when he sees you! "Thank you, I could use a break from this... crap. I mean my stupid boss keeps requesting stupid stories like... yeah, LOOK AT THIS! Who cares!? Anyway, it was bad before the Squawkers showed up, but it's only gotten worse. And yeah, she told me it's this or do a story about taste-testing every afflicted building in town and do a food review about it. Like hell I'm doing that. So fluff versus fluff it is."

You ask Zuul about what he has learned about the Squawkers and if he's come across anything that might be helpful.

"I SWEAR my stupid boss Bappyboo got afflicted by one of these Squawkers," Zuul tells you with a hard sigh. "I mean she's always been annoying and cheeky, but she treats the Squawker invasion like it's no big deal and everyone's real estate turing into candy is just wonderful. And why does she keep wanting to send reporters and journalists into those afflicted places? They're freaking dangerous! I had to roll Duggy the Quilava over to the Get Buffed! Exercise Club because he just barely made it back alive and only stopped devouring all that cake because he became too much like a bowling ball to continue snacking. I told him to seriously never do these stupid kinds of stories. I'd rather get fired than end up like that! Well, he's on sick leave after Zezzyzee worked him so hard that he barfed, but at least he's still alive and in one piece!"

"I really didn't become a journalist for this," Zuul sighs. "Or these kinds of stupid stories! I wanted to cover cool stuff, like entertainment, music, maybe movie reviews, that kind of thing. Instead I'm stuck doing crap. Oh, but speaking of music, I should show you how I rock a bass guitar sometime! I've gotten so badass at it!"

You've discovered 3 Zuul the Minccino has the Death Metal Perky!

"Whew, just wow," Zuul sighs with almost a slight laugh, looking a lot better after having talked to you. "Say, you know what, you're a cool guy and I appreciate you saving my sanity from having to look at this dumb story for the last two hours. I think I'm just going to say screw it and shovel out dumb, random reasons why Eevee is fluffier and just throw it out there for publishing. I don't even think Bappyboo really even cares and Whopper just does whatever because she's overworked by Bappyboo. She's a moron too and I can't stand her face."

"Say, I think you'll be able to use this," Zull tells you, handing over a plastic membership card. "I haven't made any orders lately, but I'm sure you'll make better use of it than I have."

3 Zuul the Minccino has given you his [Glamazon Prime Membership]!

"Thanks for stopping by," Zuul smiles. "I'll catch you around, Fírnen!"

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Let's interview #39 Spanky the Ekans.

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE, MODEST!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Poison)
+Modesty (Grass VS Poison)

You find Spanky works at Tal-Mart as a cashier, the job every college graduate aspires to have. No. He smiles all the time as per his manger's orders, though it's always, ALWAYS with sarcasm. You greet him, smile, and ask him what he knows about the Squawkers. He flicks his tongue and smiles.

"Oh yessss," Spanky hisses with a smile. "I know weird, ssstupid thingsss about sssome Pokémon. You ssssee, I ssscan the thingssss they buy all the time when they sssshop here. Now, when you sssstart adding thingsss up, you ssssstart learning thingssss. Like Putzor. I know sssshe livesss in the Piply Apartmentssss. Sssshe bought a lot of paper and tin foil the other day, and I couldn't imagine why. Well, sssshe hasss thissss weird passssion of rolling up big tin foil ballssss into her mouth and then tassssers herssself. I pisssssed myssself laughing the firssst time I ssssaw it and I had to sssslither away real fassst!"

"And ugh, Peeksssy," Spanky sighs before snickering. "He'ssss a ssspecial type of idiot. He keepsss having to buy new furniture becausssse he keepsss breaking hissss old ssstuff with his tantrumssss."

"Sssssay," he sneers. "If you help me, I'll help you. I have a 10th Pressstige Emblem for Call of Fruity: Ultra Modern Black Opssss Warfare Ghossstsss, but I need sssssome extra Pssssychossssoft Vex-Box Pointssss. 5,000 to be exact. Well, it'ssss either that, or you'll have to work in 10,000 hoursss of free time to get it! It'ssss a better deal if you give me thossse preciousss pointsss!"

You nod, but you have a better idea than this chump's nonsense.

39 Spanky the Ekans: 5,000 Psychosoft Vex-Box Points OR Simulation of 10,000 Hours of Free Time OR <Browser History Hacking>

https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_202,w_360,x_0,y_0/dpr_2.0/c_limit,w_740/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1505835594/170918-cox-the-hackers-hitting-back-at-cybercriminals-hero_360_xxxtcg

You whip out your laptop of hacking mastery, use your mad hax skills, and dig into all the social media and nonsense connected to Spanky the Ekans and dive into all his account and personal information. And what you find makes you laugh to the point where it almost HURTS.

Turns out Spanky loves uploading videos to YouCube, and he has a whole secret personal collection of ones where he records himself dressing up like a noodle wearing a tutu with anime girl eyes stuck to his eyes and go rolling around in vodka sauce. There's like almost fifty of these stupid things. That and he is constantly watching videos of Watchogs choking on unshelled eggs. Like, the same three stupid videos over thousands of times.

You make him away of this new knowledge you've learned and it turns into quite the leverage.

"NOOOO!!!" Spanky panics! "No, no no, pleasssssse!! You musssn't tell anyone about thossse! Please, have mercy! MERCY! AHGGH-AH-AHHH!!!"

39 Spanky the Ekans has become Compliant!

39 Spanky the Ekans has given you the [10th Prestige Emblem!]

"Take it, take it!!!" Spanky sobs, shivering like a sad little danger noodle. "Oh gawwwdddd, no, no! Pleassse! Pleaseee don't tell anyone about thossseee!! I'd rather die!"

You nod, take your winnings, and decide to go along on your merry way.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 4: Night Cycle Actions now!

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/animation-cartoon-cloud-clouds-gif-Favim.com-238473.gif

This Evening's Weather Is...
SUPER PINK HAPPY SQUEEE KAWAII HOLIDAY!
Everything is so cute, pink, and happy while the sun is shining and smiling and the whole world feels like a cheery musical! No one is in a bad mood! Get Chatty Interviews will always be Very Positive as if all civilians are in Compliant State, but you’re going to take +4 to Overwhelming Cuteness if you venture outside of the Peep Base!

Time Remaining:
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Cheers and good times, Peeps!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Scytherwolf]

Gonna stay inside and work out again.

[Noblejanobii]

Let's have a chat with #58 Spook the Venonaut

[Chakramaster]

I think I left off in (53b) Floors 5-8 before I messed up and missed the key and trunk in that so-called "magical" place filled with rainbows

[Neo Emolga]

Gonna stay inside and work out again.

You make the wise choice of avoiding cheeky pinky nonsense and WORK OUT HRNNNNN!

You hop. You run. You perform Olympic-style gymnastics and break sound barriers. You snap bricks in half and bend steel beams with your snout. You reach the other end of the universe to discover the aliens there are slightly better at making bratwurst and have better music tastes before you power a comet to reach home, fueled entirely by you bicycle-pedaling in midair.

Carly has dropped 2 points of silly Overwhelming Cuteness!

Definitely a fine workout day if I say so myself!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

Let's have a chat with #58 Spook the Venonaut

IT'S A WONDERFUL EVENING AND AS SOON AS YOU STEP OUTSIDE...!

Madder grimaces as he is deluged by 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday madness!

To you, that feels awful.

You head out and look for Spook and Spook is just as ecstatic about you are about absolutely nothing!

Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE!
Auto-positive Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday effects!

"I'm feeling GREAT!" Spook tells you!

You figure she'd be smiling a lot, but Venonats don't really have lips to smile with. She just seems extra bouncy!

You delightfully ask if she knows anything about the Squawkers, what they've been up to, and if they know any good recipes.

"Oh, I've been on vacation with my husband, Beepch!" Spook informs you. "It was originally my idea because, oh, I could just spend hours even looking at a flower, but this place is even better and looks like it would have enough to even keep my skeleton entertained long after I've died of natural causes!"

"Oh, oh yes, the Squawkers, of course!" Spook giggles. "We're staying at the Silver Orange hotel, which is a really nice place and the room rates are great! I mean really, the rooms are so interesting! I love the artwork, the way the toilet flushes, the way the garbage can lid flips up when I press on the pedal, everything! Lovely place for sure! Plus I have a fantastic view of the mayhem the Squawkers have been doing to the rest of the town! I have a funny feeling our hotel might get swallowed up by the candy wave soon! Anyway, I decided to check out the park next to the hotel! Right, the Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting. Lovely place! I learned an awful lot about tooting there. It was so amazingly educational, but there was something that really worried me! I saw there was some kind of mausoleum. Well, that's what I thought it was! Yeah, like some tiny stone house! I saw a little kid Charmander there and it looked like he was checking out the front door. But then he welled up and became so sparkly before he suddenly blew up! It was awful! Or I think so. It was strange, but if you head over there, maybe be careful?"

"Oh darn it, I'm going to be late for my spa appointment!" Spook exclaims in a sudden panic. "Well, before I go, there was something strange I saw about the hotel's owner. He's a really weird Typhlosion. I mean this place would be great otherwise, but he's just so... weird! He's really jittery and he sure mumbles a lot of stuff. My husband Beepch's been keeping an eye on him, but he assures me things are going to be just fine as long as we keep our dessert intake down. Oh, he's such a hunk! I love my Beepch! Such a lovely, handsome darling!"

"Well, bye for now, Mister Madder!" Spook bids you farewell. "I hope you and your family have a wonderful evening!"

She then heads off and goes to her spa appointment.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Shruikan]

I'll regular interview 47 Slinky the Luxray.

[AgloMe Oen]

I think I left off in (53b) Floors 5-8 before I messed up and missed the key and trunk in that so-called "magical" place filled with rainbows

Remember me? Of course you do!

My favorite part of this post is how you KNEW this would happen, but decided to go for it anyway! I love that kind of foolishness! Keep it up, pal!

You decide to not even take advantage of the interview bonus and decide to search out 53b There is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel because you're silly and you overlook things!

Soren has gained 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday and has reached terminal cuteness death levels!
13/12

Oh, oh, but before you die, let's see what you've found!

You head up to the fifth floor and you find more of those mental-pain inducing PINK FLAMINGO PLACEHOLDERS that really just make you want to poke Arceus with a stick to create one! Just kidding, it's GAME FREAK you need to poke for that to happen! Well I don't know, blackmail them or replace all their toothpaste with glue! Do something! Oh yeah, that's right, you can't. Ha, ha, just suffer.

The fifth floor has nothing except for the ice machine which as good as it is to stuff your Pika-face into it and have a glacier's worth of ice crash down on your face, it doesn't seem to assist you in your adventure, but hey, it was worth a try!

And oh lordy, your heart is racing! Right now, you're the CUTEST PIKACHU IN THE UNIVERSE AND YOUR BODY IS NOT ABLE TO CONTAIN IT VERY WELL. You sparkle like the lame version of a vampire and a nightlight going berserk. Quick, quick, to the sixth floor! Aww, but you find the ice machine doesn't do anything more to your face than the last one did! What gives!? Sorry Pika-pal, but that's just the way life works sometimes.

But you find something nifty on the seventh floor! Or so you think so! You find the legendary Pretzel Hotel Room, and there's a Pretzel emblem by the key hole! Check it out, will ya!?

Door {The Pretzel Hotel Room: Pretzel Emblem} has been noted!

SPOILER ALERT! There's nothing of value on the eighth floor, so that's all there is for you to find! Oh, and my favorite part is you don't even have the necessary [Pretzel Key], so you silly Chu came all the way here, found this obstacle, can't get around it, and now... aww, you're out of time!

Ooh, ooh, let me get my recorder ready!

Your fuzzy, yellow, Pikachu body can just no longer handle the cuteness. You're shaking, you're quivering, you're doing random math equations out loud just to fight the surge! I mean sure, your Pika Pika body can handle a lot, but this was too much even for you! You just feel so MINDLESSLY ADORABLE as you look all goofy and cheeky and you can't help but suddenly wince and tremble and then...


https://media.giphy.com/media/C9rGEm6SUnOE/giphy.gif
KA-BOOOOOM!!!

It's so beautiful and majestic! It goes great with your rainbow butt! Oh WAIT, that's right! The rainbow butt you USED TO HAVE! Actually, once it's over, you feel fine! But you're kinda dead, you silly ghost. I mean really, of all the ways to die like getting impaled on a stick, run over by a train, or eaten by flesh-devouring insects, you picked a great way to go! So adorable...

And aww man, now someone from hotel housekeeping is going to have to vacuum up your festive exploded remains! Wow, dude. That's low even by my standards. First, they don't get the pink flamingo Pokémon they were DYING for and now you go ahead and do this to them like you think it's funny and cute and NO. Just no.

Welp, enjoy the nice, long sleep! Oh, and by the way, the Squawkers loved that Pika-pow! They gave it a 8.9/10 on the SESS. Why, that's the Squawker Explosion Satisfaction Scale! Now do the right thing and give them an encore! Go for an all new high score!

Kawaii Armageddon Event #2: Squawkers Get Too Entertained from the Chaos!
The Squawkers are trying to make a comedy out of this disaster to help get sponsors and additional funding! You can't make this recording too entertaining!
3%/100%


https://i.imgur.com/RZnAQpj.png Soren the EXPLODED Pikachu! (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: POW.
Overwhelming Cuteness: ESPECIALLY POW!
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png and my next target for my exploring spree is (2) Time For a Croscongle! Bakery

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Not gonna get much done sitting around here, eh? Hopefully this is better to search than that other candy place...

Search (61) Sippy Tip Beach! (CANDY)

[Neo Emolga]

I'll regular interview 47 Slinky the Luxray.

Fírnen embraces 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday madness and becomes an even MORE adorable Cinccino!

Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE!
Auto-positive Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday effects!

You go see Slinky the Luxray and he's just overjoyed! You even wake up him and he's totally fine with that, as if you just told him he won the lottery and he now has a superpower that allows him to create his own super planets that get free HBO.

You introduce yourself and Slinky is smiling as if you're a game show host on a TV program where he could even win more glittering prizes. You graciously ask if Slinky has seen anything unusual or has witnessed nefarious Squawker activity. Slinky nods, seems to meditate, and responds as if all the universe's answers have come to him and also came up with the dinner suggestion he was looking for.

"I sense... cuteness swells," Slinky remarks with his eyes closed, with his voice streaming from the cosmos. "It swells all around Booplesnoot, but I give fair warning that the DMV and Giggle Glee Park are especially hazardous. It seems having too much fun is dangerous!"

You nod, but then something else comes to Slinky.

"Yes, I sense it too," Slinky whispers. "Yesterday I dreamed I was a flower, but then I had to play Dark Souls 3 without any fingers and this was problematic. And it was something that Al said. He told me 'a charger is a must because he's not an electric type like the rest of us.' Yes, the dream involved everyone of us being electric types. Even you! An electric type chinchilla! As if we needed more electric rodents! Just kidding. In my dream, there were trillions of them and it was very good. Except for Al. Al was the only one that wasn't, which was funny, but it would have been better if I remember exactly what Pokémon Al was. Yes, that might have been helpful."

"We then played upside-down poker in a wigwam to the tune of The Torchic Dance," Slinky nods. "You were there and you had a royal flush, which was wonderful, but then I nailed you with a Draw Four and in your dark vengeance, you summoned Exodia and we had to quit because you won and our Chinese takeout was starting to get cold."

"But it was a wonderful dream," Slinky nods. "Some days I believe dreams are experiences we had in previous lives in alternative universes and our brains weren't fully wiped when we were reborn in this universe. I miss having magic in that previous universe. I tried to have another upside-down poker game but it just doesn't work as well in this universe. That and my friend Jujubo the Leafeon told me Draw Four doesn't belong in Poker and he didn't like the fact my Yu-gi-oh cards were in the deck either. See, those are the kinds of things I really don't like about this universe. You know how it is."

"Well, I must get back to enjoying the evening," Slinky smiles, returning to his meditation. "I'm hoping tonight I dream I'm a tongue and I get to enjoy having food splattered all over myself."

You decide now's a pretty good time to go.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png and my next target for my exploring spree is (2) Time For a Croscongle! Bakery

Dio gets knee-hauled for 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday madness and now shines with a funky glitter effect that makes him look like a lightning bug!

And yet you're still smiling!

You dance, waltz, skip, waddle, and gallop to TIME FOR A CROSCONGLE BAKERY to discover the latest breakfast sensation of a chimera of a croissant, a scone, and a bagel! You can't hardly wait and your inner child is screaming to make the discovery! You feel like everything in your life has led up to this moment and it's now time to fulfill your destiny as the fates have allowed!

There it is up ahead! The little shop just sitting there, waiting for you and cheering you home! The stars are guiding you, the moon is lighting the way, you get into a frenzied rush and you happily rush to the door to open the way to your dreams. Your little Vibrava hands clutch the door handle, pull with energized vitality, and you discover they're closed for the evening and like that, your dreams are crushed. You find the name of this place is a total misnomer, you plot for the acceleration for the heat death of the universe, but then you decide to just calm down and channel your diabolical frustration into drawing a graffiti mural of all 807 Pokémon wearing clothing made of pancakes on the walls of the building. Yes, you Croscongles! Face the competitive wrath of pancake attire!

And then you come up with the brilliant idea of just sneaking in.

You look around but DARN IT, they cleaned up already! Not a single crumb of a single Croscongle remains! But while you're here, you decide to check out the menu.

BAKERY ITEMS FOR SALE!
$~[TFAC's Famous Original Crosongle! - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Kooky Chocolate Crosongle! - GROUND (+3 Belly)]~ 350 Snax$
$~[Special Strawberry of Anarchy Crosongle! - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~ 325 Snax$
$~[Nitro Coffee - GROUND (-1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$

Ooh, Nitro Coffee! Maybe that's what you really came for!

You search the bathrooms and you decide to steal all the toilet paper! Just kidding, you're not Chaotic Evil like that. You just decide to draw kooky drawings all over the bathroom mirror like a Jigglypuff drawing on everyone's faces after her audience fell asleep.

Maybe tomorrow morning is the better time to come. For now, you decide to head back to Peep base, but not before leaving all kinds of cryptic riddles and treasure maps on the bathroom walls when really there's no treasure to be found and you just run away laughing about all the hours the next visitors are going to waste looking for something that doesn't exist!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Not gonna get much done sitting around here, eh? Hopefully this is better to search than that other candy place...

Search (61) Sippy Tip Beach! (CANDY)

Velo questions reality as 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday anarchy showers down upon her! 3 points neutralized by her impressive Puns of Anarchy Style!

It's a romantic night at the pinky sugary sugar beach and it's candy beaches everywhere as far as the eye can see! And...

The @Sugary Sand - Ground (+1 Belly)@ attempts to inflict Belly damage to Velo, but Velo laughs in its face as she's a FLYING TYPE and stamps "DENIED" all over that nonsense like it hilariously failed its driving test and Velo watched the whole thing!

HA HA YOU FEEL NO URGE TO SINK YOUR MASSIVE LUGIA FANGS INTO THIS NONSENSE and you make a giant sand sculpture of your Lugia self doing a cheeky, taunting dance with "SUCK IT SQUAWKERS" in happy bubble lettering underneath. Ohh, you!

Oh, and while digging, you find something else that's interesting! It looks like one of those silly pads to a fidget spinner, and you suddenly realize this must be some kind of special fidget spinner when you pick it up!

#Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: XX out of 100: DENIED!

DENIED AGAIN because you're STILL a FLYING TYPE and the Squawkers still haven't wisened up about that since it just happened like ten seconds ago! Oh man, you go back to that sand sculpture and now you're wiring neon signs and flickering Christmas light strands all around it because they were just sitting and rotting in your attic all April long anyway so you put them to good use! You light that up like it's competing with Las Vegas!

#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Oh, you're just laughing like a clown and you head home, NO, you FLY your way home back to Peep base and laugh all the way back! You do a barrel roll just for giggles! You sing "I Believe I Can Fly" so loud that it wakes everyone up but everyone's happy anyway and they all wave like everything's fine and good and it's Free Cinnamon Bun Day tomorrow and all the kids can't wait for the Cinnamon Bunny to give them all their wildest desires!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

#38 Jinkies the Mareanie was turned into a Pokémon Trading Card Game card by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 14 Booplesnoot Police Station!

Jinkies had a wonderful life and it all lead up to her just becoming a piece of cardboard. She studied hard in school, got straight As, spent years searching for a job, settled with becoming a Tal-Mart Greeter, and even enjoyed many occasions of hanging the "Closed" sign on the bathrooms just for funsies.

"Wow!" Vivi exclaimed upon seeing Jinkies now as a TCG card. "Bail Out AND Rain Splash! I mean that's... that's..."

"That's awful!" Biggs exclaimed in traumatic horror. "That's not even a good card! And all this chocolate layer cake has gotten the card itself kinda grimy."

"Oh no!" Vivi sobbed. "What little value it had just went down now that it's not even in mint condition!"

Meanwhile, if Wedge the Machamp had hair, it all would have been ripped out by now.

"Sorry, Jinkies, but you're so not going into my deck!" Biggs shook his head.

It was then that Biggs decided it would be a good idea to actually take some pictures and collect evidence, like Jinkies's bag, her wallet, her MP3 player, her phone, her skin cream, her odd collection of colorful post-it notes, and of course her toothbrush.

#38 Jinkies the Mareanie's stuff has been transferred over to #24 Biggs the Lopunny!

"Do you think the next of kin might want to use her card?" Vivi asked. "I mean like, once it's been wiped off and all? Though imagine if she gets beat up in the card game and-"

"DO YOU EVER STOP?" Wedge snarled. "Put it in the evidence bag and be done with it!"

"Wow-wee, grouchy grouchy!" Vivi replied, doing as Wedge requested. "Sounds like someone needs spa treatment to lighten up!"

"Oooh, oooh, I know just the place!" Biggs laughed. "We should go sometime! All three of us! They even have a first time customer bonus! And I'm sure Wedge hasn't been there before!"

"AND THERE'S A GOOD REASON FOR THAT!" Wedge shouted.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
4/20

(46) Channel 318739 News Station has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 5: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!
Doughnuts of all varieties and special superpowers rain from the sky! Venturing out of the Peep Base will cause a +4 to Belly, but it will be as if you have all the Epic Groovy Abilities and all Perkys at your disposal if you do! It might be worth it to take advantage of it!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pin_1525201200.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Don't have too much fun!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

[Shruikan]

With the power of the donut rain, I'll reincarnate Chakramaster. (I think that counts as venturing out?)

[Neo Emolga]

With the power of the donut rain, I'll reincarnate Chakramaster. (I think that counts as venturing out?)

(Normally reincarnate doesn't (I realized I need to update the rules for that), but because you don't have the ability otherwise and need those donuts to perform it, it has to count as venturing out. That's really the only way I think it would make sense.)

You selflessly decide to head out and save poor, poor Soren. Just kidding, Soren could have totally avoided this but decided not to! Nooo, he wanted to see what would happen! You grab a few of those donuts and prepare to save the former Pikachu! Fírnen to the rescue!

Fírnen has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Tasty and useful! Who can deny that!? Oh, and now for the good stuff.


NEO EMOLGA'S CURRENT STATE IS:
https://s5.postimg.cc/z3s3ol1s7/Emolga_Tough.png
MISCHIEVOUS AND WILY!
Uh oh. I feel like being up to no good and you know what can result out of that! After much VM chat taunting, it's only natural this comes up for just such an occasion! Oh, and for all those who are curious, the Random Pokémon Generator originally came up with Magcargo for him, so this is actually way better than that mess!

Well, after Soren resurrected you, you decide to repay the favor. Besides, Soren's antics and nutty tendencies to get rainbows all over his butt... you just miss that. There was a certain kind of lunacy to it all and it just doesn't seem right for Soren to be nothing more than a pile of rainbow-colored powder and glitter. Oh, and in the pile, you find things that remind you of Lucky Charms here and there, also. Fate was definitely unkind. Just kidding, he could have avoided this!

With your newfound magic thanks to the generous consumption of magical doughnuts, you channel your amazing and beautifully designed energies into resurrecting light! Glowing waves of power flow from your little gray paws and surround the pile that used to be that silly Pikachu! Suddenly the light materializes and behold, it takes shape and calls back his spirit to live once again!

The Creator has decided to resurrect Chakramaster as a...


BEAUTIFLY!
https://pa1.narvii.com/5784/155abd406cf224278adc1dd3db5670f0ccdd3f61_hq.gif

Why, it's totally right for someone who just loves colorful things! I mean come on, man, it was either this or the snail! So now he'll enjoy all the fun-filled days of fluttering he'll get to have! See, what a wonderful and generous creator I am!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/267.png Soren the Valiant Beautifly (M: Bug/Flying)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

Look at that! I think he looks great, don't you? Of course you do! Just say that you do, I'll pay you later.

You feel better that you've repaid your debt to Soren! Celebrate with party hats, a game of spin the bottle, and those cute little noisemakers that have that thingy that rolls out and inflates and you know what I'm talking about.

Yippie-yippie-yay!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Noblejanobii]

Lets talk to #17 Blimey the Azumarill

[Chakramaster]

Ugh, well that was a dazzling experience. Thanks to Shruikan and those magical donuts. I'm back! Just....less rainbow-butted and.....not a Chu. At least I didn't get a shining and dazzling avatar/banner to show it off xD I don't even know if I really HAVE a butt now! I'm a Beautifly! Someone save me from this torture! Thanks Shruikan for reviving me at least.

I guess I'll flap my wings over to (53c) Floors 9-12. Finish searching this place where I left off

[Bulbasaur]

Let's search Warget.

Search (30b) Electronics and gizmos

[Neo Emolga]

Lets talk to #17 Blimey the Azumarill

Totally! But first...!

Madder has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

So mindlessly delicious. Mmm, see, now that's how you do breakfast! Psh, this makes toast look BORING!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Fairy)

You find Blimey works at GameFlop, and he's a pushy, egotistical dude, but he seems to welcome you to GameFlop. You ask him what he knows about the Squawkers and if he can provide any help with that.

"Not much," he shakes his head. "They just creep me out. Never understood the point of what they're doing anyway. Though I did have a chat with Joobie the Noctowl, who also works here and does the restocking. He thinks he knows a few names of Squawkers. I remember he said Al was definitely one of them, which seems like a typical, although boring, kind of name. He also thinks there's one named Etchy. And he thinks it has something to do with crayons. Yeah, I don't know what that might mean either."

You then notice he's fiddling with a strange key. There's something interesting about it and your magical Peep radar is firing off. You've got to have it! You then ask him about it and if he wouldn't mind sharing it.

"What this?" he asks, looking at the key and then hiding it away. "No way! Look, you seem nice, but I don't hand over my precious! It's my precious! Mine!"

And then an idea comes to you. An awful idea. You get your Grinch grin on, and you whip out your laptop of mass destruction.

17 Blimey the Azumarill <Memes> OR <Browser History Hacking>

https://78.media.tumblr.com/ad0ebf01e41a015c039de09eba75e0ca/tumblr_oz6ok0UkdK1w4t58uo1_500.gif

You RIP your way through all of Blimey's social media accounts, his personal accounts, and even pillage your way through his network drives to uncover the WORST you can get on this Azumarill. Oh yes. OH YESSSS!

You find out ol' Blimey here is a Peeping Tom and he has an absolutely bizarre obsession with making clothing out of Christmas wrapping paper while doing his hobby of traffic ticket origami. He also collects a LOT of dolls and he loves to whack them around with a hockey stick to the tune of thrash metal. And he does all this while his friend Foogly the Hitmonchan records him on camera. Oh, and he keeps a personal video blog about his dreams, and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship eating all the Dittos he could ever imagine.

You show him these lovely findings and you realize handing him his own severed head would have been less frightening to him.

"NOOOOOOO!!" he scream morbidly. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OH NO OH STOP STOP!! I... I... just take it! TAKE IT AND NEVER SHOW ANYONE THAT!"

17 Blimey the Azumarill has become Compliant!

He then tosses the key to you and you catch it in midair! Unfortunately.

#Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 35 out of 100: FAILED!

Madder feels extra super silly as he gains 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything!

THE PAIN! Actually, it's not really painful, but now being the cutest Mimikyu of all just doesn't fare well for you.

The #[My Little Ponyta Magical Castle Key] Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything! - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Oh lordy, this silly key. You can't imagine what kind of nonsense this thing will open up, save for the fact it likely goes to something else that's My Little Ponyta-related. Ooh, can't wait! No really, you can.

You decide to wave goodbye to Azumarill, who is shivering like you just murdered fifty Pokémon in front of him! He looks like he needs a drink!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 10/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Looks like someone can use a sane person to talk to, with all of that.

25 Wedge the Machamp

[Scytherwolf]

I'll search (21) DeeeBeee Memorial Park (CANDY)

[Ladybugclue]

I will chat with that Wocketz the Zigzagoon. #34

[Neo Emolga]

Ugh, well that was a dazzling experience. Thanks to Shruikan and those magical donuts. I'm back! Just....less rainbow-butted and.....not a Chu. At least I didn't get a shining and dazzling avatar/banner to show it off xD I don't even know if I really HAVE a butt now! I'm a Beautifly! Someone save me from this torture! Thanks Shruikan for reviving me at least.

I guess I'll flap my wings over to (53c) Floors 9-12. Finish searching this place where I left off

Getting to enjoy flying has you all aflutter! Hope you came hungry!

Soren stops for a snack and has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Well what do you know, they're still delicious!

You then flutter all the way to that silly No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel for whatever mysterious reason I can only guess. Here, you check out the upper floors to see what's going on. Not surprisingly, a lot of Pokémon are holed up in their hotel rooms, trying to avoid the tragic rain of addictive doughnuts. You take one bite and there's no hope!

You check out the tenth floor and you test the ice maker on your face, but still, the ice conjuring superpowers you were expecting just don't seem to come to fruition. They would have kept your drink cold, though!

Floor #11 doesn't have too much either. Kinda smells like some kid forgot where the bathroom is. And you imagine they might have had greasy fried Stunky. Or at least something they couldn't pay you to eat.

And then on the last floor, you find this is where the housekeeping keeps their equipment and supplies and more than enough toilet paper to dress up like a Mega Altaria. You sneak into the employee break room and you find the refrigerator! Only wow, it's locked. You totally think they're probably keeping something amazing in there! Like jewelry! Cheat codes! An Emolga onesie!

You think you might need... Kung Fu.

{Employee Break Room Fridge: +Fighting Type}

But AWWWW, you're not a fighting type! I mean, you try a cute Karate Chop the way only a Beautifly like yourself can do, but it's just...

NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/043/318/602.gif

Okay, I promise I won't do that again.

You decide to flutter on back before they're halfway through tonight's movie!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/267.png Soren the Valiant Beautifly (M: Bug/Flying)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Let's search Warget.

Search (30b) Electronics and gizmos

Of course! Who shops at Tal-Mart!? You step outside and nearly get bonked by a doughnut with yummy creamy filling and mmmmm, it just begs to be bit into!

Eddie has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Good stuffs.

You head to Warget and decide to check out their electronics and gizmos. Of course everything is in display cases that'll zap you with hellfire and pain and nine years of bad luck and cold food if you even thought about stealing, but you're a good Bulbasaur and you mind your manners.

WARGET ELECTRONICS AND GIZMOS
$[FitzyBitzy!!!!] 300 Snax$
$[MP8 Player] 200 Snax$
$ 250 Snaw$
$[iPhony 89] 750 Snax$
$[Pretendo Twitch] 300 Snax$
$[Psychosoft Vex-Box] 300 Snax$
$[Phony Slaystation 4] 500 Snax$
$[Screwloose Screws] 200 Snax$
$[Lapsnap Laptop Computer] 1100 Snax$
$[Big Mothertruckin' Rig Desktop] 2250 Snax$
$[Hecta Friggin' Gaming Desktop Zenith of Awesomeness Omega With More Colored LED Lights Than a Nightclub on Steroids Gaming Setup] 3400 Snax$

You take note of the wonderful selection, though you're not sure how much of this will have a use. Seems like the kind of stuff you'd want to make sure first!

You decide you're just browsing for now. But of course you play for six hours on one of their promotional store displays! The wonderful thing is the store reps are too busy or too lazy to care!

Okay, really, time to go home now. XD

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

[b]Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Looks like someone can use a sane person to talk to, with all of that.

25 Wedge the Machamp

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, VERY INTIMIDATING!
+1 Intimidate (Psychic VS Fighting)
+1 Intimidate (Flying VS Fighting)

You decide it's time to talk to the only real competent cop in town, but first on your way there...!

Velo has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Ah yum, the creamy Oreo cheesecake ones are especially good today!

You find Wedge trying to piece together evidence at his Snippy Dee condo, which is likely because the police station is more of a chocolate gooey candy castle. You waltz in with your top coat and top hat and he freaks out for a second and then sweats. You introduce yourself in song and he just nods. And then you explain you want the latest scoop on the Squawkers because Biggs and Vivi are still trying to figure out how to tie their shoes and learn it's not a good idea to eat glue.

"...Yes," Wedge nods. "Don't mind me, wasn't expecting a legendary Pokémon that could pulverize me in two seconds to just show up. Since it's down to me, I figure I've got my work cut out for me, but if you're willing to help, well, can't argue against that, especially since Officer Biggs and Officer Vivi are just as helpful as using a plastic spoon to lift boulders. Sure, I get that the police station is utterly useless now and we lost virtually everything in that disaster, but any kind of giving up isn't going to get us anywhere."

"I've sure you've heard about Al already," Wedge tells you. "I can confirm the riddles are authentic, but it's a collecting process. I ended up resorting to grabbing one of those stupid fortune cookies for additional clues, and I got one that reads 'can't ignore it and can't sweep it under the rugs, our lovely hero Al just doesn't like bugs.' Obviously a riddle that he's weak against bug types, which should rule out anyone that's not. I've been hunting for others and I told Biggs he needs to be on the lookout for these too, but next thing I know, he's sticking a carrot in his ear."

"The other thing is it's hard to pick up on Squawker patterns, but what happened with Grootz and a few of the others confirmed there's one with some kind of obsession with noodles and turning victims into whole bowls of them," Wedge explains. "Then there's another that's similar, only with cookies. I think that one's name is Cookie Monger if I'm not mistaken and if my findings are right."

"I still need to confirm the rest of this and recollect what we lost," Wedge shrugs. "Take anything Biggs and Vivi tell you with a grain of salt, because they're not the brightest bulbs in the box. You're better off relying on your own eyes and ears for that."

He then gets back to piecing things together, and you decide to head back and check out what fun is going on back at Peep base!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

I'll search (21) DeeeBeee Memorial Park (CANDY)

You decide to check out what this silly DeeeBeee Memorial Park is all about and what nefarious secrets it might be hiding! But of course, like everyone else today...

Carly has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Who doesn't love a good chocolate glazed doughnut!? That powdery one looks good too! Why choose when you can have them all!?

Okay, enough of these things.

You cruise on over to the park itself and lovely, it's a whole green and chocolate-flaked wonderland of mint chocolate chip ice cream! And you can't help but... try it.

@Tasty Tasty Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream - ICE (+3 Belly)@

Carly has gained 1.5 points of Belly from the Tasty Tasty Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream! Reduced damage because you're a blazing hot tiger dog!

Okay, while it's not as delicious to you as it might be to some other Pokémon, between this and the doughnuts, you're feeling like you've probably done enough indulging for today. And tomorrow. And perhaps the day after that, too.

The park had some lovely memorials devoted to the prestigious Doctor DeeeBeee, but they're a wreck now because what hasn't melted has been eaten a bit! Doctor DeeeBeee would be so disappointed! And the trees are now yummy chocolate as well. It's just tragic and you sure hope this Squawker effect is reversible. If not, well... crapola.

You wade your way through gooey ice cream and you find something interesting on the chocolate path that used to be made of stones. Huh, looks like funky color pieces.

Why, it's a =A Colorful Jigsaw Puzzle!= (https://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=05cc5c651875)

You gather up the pieces and decide to head on back, wondering what piecing them together will get you!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 5.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

I will chat with that Wocketz the Zigzagoon. #34

You definitely feel he could use a little cheering up. And you rush over to chat with him but along the way...

Marta has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You didn't think a cookie dough doughnut would ever exist, but lordy, it does and tastes divine! Why stop at just one!?

You find Wocketz is staying at the Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel and was on vacation with Grootz before... tragedy struck!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage

Usually Wocketz is cynical, bold, and crafty, but he seems a little down in the dumps today. It seems like he misses Grootz, though when you knock on the door to give him some company, it seems like he appreciates that.

You chat for a little while and then you ask what he might know about the Squawkers so you can get back at them for what they did to Grootz.

"Pasta, of all things!" Wocketz remarks. "I'm not even sure what to do with it or if I should bury the whole thing. I asked other folks around this town if they knew of similar cases. Turns out there very likely is a Squawker that specializes in this crap and goes by the name of Noodlegan! What a dumb name! Almost as bad as Taserface!"

"But no one knows for sure who Noodlegan is," Wocketz sighs. "I found out these Squawkers are going stealth by pretending to be normal Pokémon. So any one of these idiots could be Noodlegan! Or some other Squawker! I'd love to trash them all, but Noodlegan for sure!"

"I'm onto that freak, though!" Wocketz tells you with a dark smile. "There's a weird 'Noodle Offering' just outside of the Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel! I see it every time I check out the back and that looks like something dumb Noodlegan set up. Now, one of the things it asks for is Chinese Krispy Noddles and I found out you can buy those at the mall food court, but I don't know where the Magical College Ramen and Military-Grade Tactical Linguini are supposed to come from."

Wocketz then decided to go through Grootz's old bag and there was something odd he found. It looks like a plastic bag of some strange dust that was wrapped up in tissue paper.

"Look, Grootz found this the other day and I don't know what it is," Wocketz shrugs. "I looked at it and something just didn't feel right about it, but you might know something more about it."

He then hands it to you and you eagerly unwrap it and want to see what it is! It really is a strange yellow powder and it sparkles like its made of magic! You open the bag and scoop some up to see what it does and... oh dear, now you've done it.

#Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 30 out of 100:
FAILED!

Silly Marta has gained 3 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence!

Oh. That's what it does. Bloody hell, it's gotten all over you. You try to shake it off and it just gets all over you! Aww, now you sparkle too!

#[Premium FDA-Approved Pixie Dust] Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

You thank Wocketz for his time, and then you decide to head back to Peep base to prepare for tonight's fun and games!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png Let's do a workout to reduce some of this cuteness.

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png Let's do a workout to reduce some of this cuteness.

You declare WAR on cuteness, grab your ten-ton weigh,t and began your hulk up workout. Then you go out to destroy militarized tactical mech warriors and a couple Empire Star Destroyers with nothing but your angst alone. You then bite into a cinder block with your teeth, smash some glass to the lovely tune of thrash metal, headbang a little, and then uproot a redwood tree by head-butting it. Surely enough, that cuteness is shedding off!

Dio has gotten more BADASS by working out and has dropped 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel awesome. You howl in a way that even a Zoroark would admire. The night has come and you feel delightfully beastly.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 5: Night Cycle Actions now!

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/animation-cartoon-cloud-clouds-gif-Favim.com-238473.gif

This Evening's Weather Is...
SPEEDY WINDY DAY OF CAFFEINE!
You’re feeling in a rush to get everything done! You can take two Actions this Cycle! Stealth Mode still takes two Cycles, but you can get something else done as your second Action!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pur_1525392000.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Enjoy the time of your lives!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire Ladybugclue

[Chakramaster]

First I'll do some working out. Get my FITNESS on the only way a Beautifly can!

Then I'm gonna search (32b)Floors 4-6 (CANDY) since I can fly now! Well......flutter >.>

[Ladybugclue]

You know, I have always had a problem with core. Let's work on that now that I have this boost. And then I wanted to check out #64, It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments. For the main reason I'm an awesome water type.

[Noblejanobii]

lets go double effort on that workout tonight! No pain no gain!

[Scytherwolf]

First I'll workout and then search
(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park (CANDY) - (31) Center area paths and tree stuff!

[Neo Emolga]

First I'll do some working out. Get my FITNESS on the only way a Beautifly can!

Then I'm gonna search (32b)Floors 4-6 (CANDY) since I can fly now! Well......flutter >.>

FIRST ACTION!

You stop. You blink twice. And then enter RAGE BEAST MODE, surrounding yourself with thunderous razorfire and ghastly WTFPWN energies. You flutter around and dismantle HELLDOOM THE DREAD COLOSSUS just because you had a funny little itch to do so. You take the bodies of Satan and Azarel and twist them into a really screwy knot that looks akin to a rejected pretzel and then boot them both out of the Laniakea Supercluster. And then you do a line dance wearing a Texas cowboy hat you pulled out of hammerspace.

Soren has dropped two points of Belly from the intense hyper active rage fest!

Now you're really ready to rock out!


SECOND ACTION!

You then decide to head out and check up on things around Peachy Beep Elementary School. Unfortunately, the whole thing is crazy, pink, strawberry-flavored ice cream now, but you decide to just suck it up and cruise on in to see if anything or anyone was left behind. But while you look around you, you just feel the urge to take a nibble. Couldn't hurt, right? You did all that working out, so you earned it!

@Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+2 Belly)@

It's super delicious! Soren the silly Beautifly has taken 4 points of Belly damage! Amplified because you have a soft spot for chilly tasty treats!

Oh Arceus, IT'S TO DIE FOR! You stuff your fluttery face with that scrumptious ice cream and your eyes just roll back from how absolutely blissful it makes your taste buds hit pure ecstasy. Okay, okay, it's time to get back to your adventure. But... urf, now you're feeling it.

You head inside the school and it's more of the same crazy strawberry ice cream, making the whole school look like a giant ice cream castle. You fly your way to up the third floor, trying to see if there's anything interesting around here. Most of the classrooms are just more and more ice cream, and you try to look away because it's just continuing to taunt you.

On the fourth floor, you find more transformed classrooms. Every desk, every whiteboard, every piece of furniture is now just gooey, pink, strawberry ice cream. You then flutter your way to the teacher's lounge, where hey, there's actually a locker here that looks like it survived the transformation! But there's more ice cream splattered all over it. Ohh mannn, that ice cream...

#Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 72 out of 100: FAILED!

Oh... that URGE! It gets the better of you yet again!

You can't get enough! Soren the silly Beautifly has taken 2 points of Belly damage! Amplified because you have a soft spot for chilly tasty treats!

Oh, now you've done it. You can barely fly with this kind of gut now! Still, setting your bulging belly aside, you check out the locker itself and you doubt the key for it is anywhere nearby. It seems like a hearty Dragon or Steel type attack might be able to rip this thing open to reveal whatever goodies might be inside.

#{Disgruntled Teacher Confiscated Items Locker: +Dragon Type+ OR +Steel Type+} Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! -ICE (+1 Belly)#

Thing is... Dragon and Steel stuff just isn't your specialty, so... you might need to wait on this.

You then try flying back to Peep base, although it's a bit of a struggle due to you carrying a nice chunk of what used to be Peachy Beep Elementary School with you!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/267.png Soren the Valiant Beautifly (M: Bug/Flying)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 8/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Hude works at the hotel, eh? Unfortunate that it's been turned into candy, but I can handle a bit of that. I'll spend the next while trying to make my way around it.

Search (12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel Exterior.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Annnd... as much as I want to take the risk and search the floors, I'm going to make a command decision. We don't exactly have much better to spend our Snax on, aye?

Buy $[Destiny Ritual Instructions] 400 Snax$ at (25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament.

[Neo Emolga]

You know, I have always had a problem with core. Let's work on that now that I have this boost. And then I wanted to check out #64, It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments. For the main reason I'm an awesome water type.

FIRST ACTION!

You may have had problems with core before, but now, you ENERGIZE and thunder rages through your fists and your mouth as you let out a thunderous war cry that rocks the planet! You warp-drive through time and space and create additional universes just for funsies! You also spit fire and do many other things that should be impossible for a water type, but you're just that awesome!

Marta has dropped two points of Belly and two points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the intense giga-level workout!

Ooh, that felt good! You're sheddin' and shreddin' that nonsense like you're getting paid millions for it!


SECOND ACTION!

You decide to check out It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments, preferably before it becomes candy goo like everything else! And because you're a water type and you're special! SPECIAL I SAY!

You dive in and decide to check out the lovely exterior. It's neat, modern, and it looks like it can be entered from every floor! No more needing to take the stairs or wait an eternity for the elevator to show up! But for now, you swim around the outside to see if there's any nifty things to find. You find it's in really good condition and looks pretty new! And while rent is probably expensive, hey, it's special just for all you fantastic water types! Everyone else can only admire it in pictures! Not even their aerial drones get to enjoy this!

Around the back, you find that it looks like there was a cache hidden here. One of the stone tiles isn't quite what it seems. You nudge it around, wrestle it out, and you find a nifty, hidden compartment with... wow, a whole lot of cash!

$650 Snax$ has been added to the Team Pile!

I mean, whoever hid it here probably isn't going to be happy you found it, but hey, they should have used a locker! That's what they're for! Well, that if the Stalkers haven't turned them into a silly cupcake or a noodle basket yet. Besides, you figure it will be used better for your adventure anyway! Tally-ho!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

lets go double effort on that workout tonight! No pain no gain!

BOTH ACTIONS! (Because I'm lazy)

You feel so pumped up to go FITNESS NUTS that rewrite the laws of physics, create a new galaxy by complete accident, perform 75 billion jumping jacks, lift a twenty-two ton barbell, win the Super Bowl by kicking a field goal with a wrecking ball, and even successfully divide by zero to create universal peace, but that only lasts as long as you want it to. And you, as the illustrious Madder Hatter, decide nah, peace is kinda boring, but it was fun to know you could do it even if it was just for three seconds.

Madder has eradicated 4 points of Belly and 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the apocalyptic workout!

The scourge and taint of the Squawkers is shedding right off of you! I mean, you're still quite adorable, but definitely not to the dangerous extent that you were previously! But you're making wonderful progress! All your fans are cheering you on and you just gained a few thousand followers on Twitter!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Bulbasaur]

Search (9a) Yesterdayland: A Historical Adventure.

And (9c) Post-Apocalypseland.

[Shruikan]

For my first action I'll do some working out, for the very likely senario that I fall into another trap.
Then for my second, I'll go talk to 57 Mooker the Slowbro.

[Neo Emolga]

First I'll workout and then search
(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park (CANDY) - (31) Center area paths and tree stuff!

DOOOOOM! DOOOOOOOO- oh, I mean... sure.

FIRST ACTION!

Those Squawkers! You let the hate flow through you. You feel its dark tendrils wrapping around your soul, and you let loose an unholy shriek of pain and suffering that rushes across the land and begins the harvesting of souls and bodies! Nothing stands in the way of your doom campaign and your unending onslaught of... just kidding, you run crazy miles on that treadmill, bust a move on that stairmaster until it breaks, and then do a thousand bench presses... with your tongue! Boy, was that fun or what!?

Carly has ruined reality and has dropped 2 Belly points and 2 Overwhelming Cuteness points!

Mmmm, you feel better! Ready to go rockin' and rollin'!


SECOND ACTION!

It's a lovely, romantic night! Why not utterly ruin it by checking out Slippy Bleeps!? Just kidding, it's not that bad. Maybe. Well, your guess is as good as mine! Just kidding again, my guess is ALWAYS better! Nah ha ha!

You stalk through the night and you arrive at Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park, where everything is lovely and smothered with fuzzy, tasty cotton CANDY! Hey, why not try a bite?

@Krazy Cotton Candy Jamboree - FLYING (+1 Belly)@

Carly has gained 1 Belly Point!

Mmm, ifs suu fwauffy ahn sawft! You munch on that stuff and thankfully, it's not too filling. Be happy it's Cotton Candy Jamboree and not Rocky Road Ice Cream Slathered On Oreo Cheesecake Jamboree!

You search around through the night, checking every fluffy tree, fluffy bush, yellow brick road, People magazine, the insides of your shoes, and the inside of every toilet paper roll. At first, it doesn't seem like much is here, besides fluffy, fluffy cotton candy everywhere! Yeah, there's plenty of that, but eventually, you find the outright WEIRDEST thing. It looks like some really huge, enigmatic labyrinth vault of secrets and mysteries! And wow, what a security system! Doesn't look like it's going to open with a simple knock! Noooo, you need not one, not two, but three strange codes! And if that's not enough, there's a hookup for a power cell and then a codex unit! Wow, you REALLY wonder what the deal with this is!

{Crypto Cache Secured Vault: Decrypted Code #1 AND Decrypted Code #2 AND Decrypted Code #3 AND Supercharger Giga Power Cell AND Enigmatic Power Codex Unit}

Weird stuff! You really wonder what's behind that vault door, but... geez, hate to say it, but even asking pretty please with sugar on top is a request that I'll have to DENY. You can't bribe me! No... nope, no-no-no.

You decide to head back to Peep Base! Before all the good beds are taken!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Hude works at the hotel, eh? Unfortunate that it's been turned into candy, but I can handle a bit of that. I'll spend the next while trying to make my way around it.

Search (12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel Exterior.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Annnd... as much as I want to take the risk and search the floors, I'm going to make a command decision. We don't exactly have much better to spend our Snax on, aye?

Buy $[Destiny Ritual Instructions] 400 Snax$ at (25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament.

FIRST ACTION!

Awww, that poor Shut Up and Sleep Hotel! Insurance doesn't cover this and you imagine the property value has dropped like a rock! Those darn Squawkers! All ruining the economy and junk like that. It's so wrong!

You fly over to the pudding disaster and wow, what a mess. What used to be a nice hotel is not just a giant vanilla pudding heap. A creamy vanilla pudding heap.

@Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@

So creamy you take a little lick and... mmmmm.....

Velo has gained 2 points of Belly from the Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness!

Oh, that hits the spot! Actually, you eat enough that it hits several spots.

You search around the outside, wondering if there's anything fun or crazy lurking in the mess. Well, just about every car has turned into cake and has sunken into the parking lot while most of the hotel rooms have collapsed in on each other. Ordinarily, it would seem tragic if it wasn't so tasty! Always look on the sunny side of things, right!? But that's tough to do at night.

You find another one of those funky fidget spinner pads! Oh, you remember this from the beach! And guess what!?

#Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: XX out of 100: DENIED!

Oh, oh, you REALLY feel inclined to head back to the beach and put even more enhancements to your taunt monument, but instead, nah, you make another one here instead!

#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Ha ha, ha ha ha! HA HA HA! You swear you could die laughing about all this, but you decide not to. Wise move! Well, you plunder around the rest of the place, but you don't find any more goodies. Just more vanilla pudding. Yeah, you don't need to take that home with you. You don't need to share it with your friends. They can always come here and enjoy it all on their own!


SECOND ACTION!

You want to go shopping. Totally. You were one [Destiny Ritual Instructions] away from having the perfect Christmas and that DARN SANTA totally forgot! That dummy. And yet he has his elves making [Destiny Ritual Instructions] in the workshop all the time! Psh. Looks like you'll need to undertake the adventurous and perilous journey that every disappointed Christmas participant has to undergo. Buying it yourself!

You head over to Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament and stomp your way right to their gift shop the way you know a Lugia can. You nearly kick a baby Cleffa like a slapped hockey puck and knock over a store shelf like a linebacker. The underpaid Squirtle store clerk trembles, thinking you're going to rob the place like a cunning, evil rogue, but no, you slap down that $400 Snax on the counter and point to the [Destiny Ritual Instructions]. SUCK IT, SANTA!

Velo has used $400 Snax to purchase the [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Another satisfied customer!

He nods, waddles over to the display case, and pulled out the mysterious and luminous [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Behold, they're yours now! You can make a paper origami crane with them, fly it like a kit, blow your nose with them, or... maybe... just maybe... use them for what they're supposed to be used for!

[Destiny Ritual Instructions] have been added to the Team Pile! Merry Belated Christmas!

You smile, wish the little Squirtle good night, and you head off wearing a lovely grin! Aww, even a happy Lugia is cute and cuddly too!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

Search (9a) Yesterdayland: A Historical Adventure.

And (9c) Post-Apocalypseland.

Why not!? It's one of the last remaining attractions left! Unless you count the candy ones.

FIRST ACTION!

Hilariously enough, Yesterdayland is like going through a time machine, and you find that things are even active at night! There's the funny ancient wonders attraction where you navigate a temple like you're Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, or some other bloke going treasure hunting by finding stuff that dead folks don't need anymore! Oh, and then there's the Wild West area with Pokémon wasting all their money buying cap gun supplies so they can just keep shooting each other with blanks. Oh, and don't forget the Medieval area where knights in armor and damsels in distress run amuck!

But it's a mess! Characters from one area keep crossing into others and the whole thing is disorganized and bizarre. Actually, it grows on you in a Super Smash Bros kind of way. Things don't make sense and... it's easier to appreciate it that way!

You also find a western-themed juice concession stand here, where a sleepy Piplup is just waiting and waiting for his shift to be over. But you check out the menu while you're there.

DRINK CONCESSION STAND
$[Acorn Juice - NORMAL (+1 Belly)] 300 Snax$
$[Pinky Lemonade - GRASS (+1 Belly) 200 Snax$
$[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)] 200 Snax$
$[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)] 200 Snax$

You find it funny when one of the knights in armor, a Ambipom, buys a Rooty Beer and suddenly realizes he can't drink it through his steel helmet.

You also catch a magic show hosted by a Bibarel dressed like a wizard in the middle of the crossroads, only the show is kind of a disaster. The first tricks go wrong, the Bibarel treats it like it was intentional and tried to play it off like the whole thing is half a comedy show, and then the real tricks come out. He makes money disappear! And then turns the previous owner, a Gallade, into a Pikachu with some very suspicious-looking powder. And then with a puff of smoke, he's gone!

You decide that yeah, maybe it's time to move on before you have to be called into court to give a witness testimony.


SECOND ACTION!

Okay, you've had enough of history gone completely berserk. Really, you think just about every historian would cringe at that place. So you move onto... Post-Apocalypseland! Fallen cities, wasteland landscapes, lots of busted car shells, and other junk makes it feel like you've stepped into some crazy Pokémon version of Fallout or Mad Max. And you find it odd how there's so many fun attractions in what would kind of be a depressing setting. But hey, there's fun junkyard racing, bandit hunting, a zombie survival escape room thingy, and some crazy scenario where you need to perform a heist to steal gas and shoot stuff and other fun, violent things! Actually, you find this to be way more fun than Yesterdayland, but my goodness, you're quite sure it wouldn't be a good influence on children!

There's even a "Roadkill Shack" restaurant, which looks beat-up and grungy, and has a Raticate taking offense to the fact one of the items on the menu is a "Raticate Steak" and she thinks screaming at the underpaid teenager Scrafty cashier is going to do anything. Meanwhile, the rest of the menu has things like "Grilled Pachirisu on a Stick" which you kind of hope isn't actually a Pachirisu. Nah, it's only chicken! Wait, Pokémon raising actual chickens...? ...just play along with it.

You also find a fun wasteland maze, which you only have ten minutes to complete or you're considered dead and don't get the wasteland candy they're handing out at the end. You imagine the incentive doesn't hold too much value considering in Booplesnoot, it's not hard at all to run into candy and desserts.

While searching around in the maze, you find a really fascinating book propped up against one of the tin sheet walls. As you look it over, you have a funny feeling this is definitely not meant to be part of the post-apocalyptic festivities.

https://i.imgur.com/fqlRD5A.png

Huh, well this seems interesting. You decide to flip through it!

https://i.imgur.com/ZpGEWhR.png

https://i.imgur.com/hyocfSk.png

[Mantra Instructions] has been added to the Team Pile!
[Apple of Enlightenment Sigil: <Hollywood Shenanigans>] has been added to the Team Pile!

Whoa. Now that's funky fresh!

You definitely had fun tonight, but it's late and you're feeling a little tired! Nah, just kidding! You never get tired!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

For my first action I'll do some working out, for the very likely senario that I fall into another trap.
Then for my second, I'll go talk to 57 Mooker the Slowbro.

FIRST ACTION!

Eww. The Squawkers have slapped you with a little more flab and fab and that's no good! You decide to break out into THRASHMASTER SAVAGE FERAL MAYHEM STATE and as a result, you defy logic and science and even as a little Cinccino (actually, you're average-sized for a Cinccino), you throw a tractor, chew on some granite, break a Nokia phone using legendary Grandmaster Kung Fu, and materialize your very own ANGELRAZOR SWORD and chop up a random demon into so many pieces and bits that there's not enough left of him to make gravy. Why, such fantastical physical activity and badassery is working its magic!

Fírnen broke science and logic, thus shaving off 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel odd, but fantastic! You do a dance, you wink, you taunt, you score a touchdown! The crowd cheers! Your approval rating has gone up by 71.37% and have gained 8,424 new followers on Twitter!


SECOND ACTION!

You wanna chat with Mooker! Maybe he has something funny and zany to say! You'd like that!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Same Evolution Stage

You find Mooker works as a bellhop at the Silver Orange Hotel! He's very nicely dressed and you watch him load those frilly luggage carts with ease that makes it clear he's been doing this for... too long. He helps a married Drilbur couple check into the hotel by helping them with their bags, and it seems like they try to have an intelligent conversation with him, but Mooker just nods and let's his tongue hang out like it's a doll's pull string and it will make him say something silly. He drools a bit. They decide not to tip.

You then approach Mooker, wondering if he has anything interesting to say. You introduce yourself as the prestigious Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino and he applauds and then asks when you're having lunch, though it's well into the evening. You begin to believe Mooker might have forgotten to eat.

You then ask Mooker about the Squawkers, and he begins to act like a Chatot! He sings a song about raisins, haircuts, and teepees, and then acts like you're interviewing him on a famous talk show called Chatter Channel! You nod, trying to play along like it's a moronic game of charades. You then role-play yourself as the famous detective Schnoz, and Mooker nods again. You ask, "have you seen anything bizarre, Mooker?"

He does five jumping jacks and then hands you a card. You bow and take it respectfully.

[Disguised Card Key #2 $500 Snax$ Gift Card to Appleknee's] has been added to the Team Pile!

You have no idea how Mooker came to be in possession of such a thing, but you figure whatever. It's yours now!

He then starts humming "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" and painfully, that song gets stuck in your head. Yes, you hear it! He giggles, and then decides to try and swallow a watermelon whole. You decide to let him know you need to head off to go catch a plane because your IQ feels threatened.

Off you go!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

#54 Dackydee the Grotle was turned into a Pokémon Trading Card Game card by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 7 Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley!

"I've come to the conclusion...!" Biggs declared as he found the card that used to be Dackydee, "that one of these Stalkers keeps turning Pokémon into cards!"

"Oooh, oooooh, is it a good one!?" Vivi pouncing up and down with excitement. "Pleeeeeeease give it to me if it is!"

"No, it's evidence!" Biggs smiled as he slipped it into a baggie. "No touchy-touchy! Besides, I found it first. Nya-hah ha-ha ha!"

Once again, Wedge snapped and swiped the evidence bag away from Biggs. He would have liked to bonk the Lopunny on the head, but even that would have been counterproductive.

"We don't have much time left and this keeps happening!" Wedge shouted at the bunny Pokémon. "Do we have anything that suggests what Squawker this could be attributed to!?"

But Biggs just smiled and shrugged.

"I was keeping notes!" Biggs smiled. "They all became chocolate, but at least they were tasty!"

"GET WITH THE PROGRAM and try to find similarities between this and what happened to Jinkies," Wedge growled again. "There has to be a link between these cards!"

"Al?" Vivi asked, before snorting with laughter. "He's like the only Squawker at least everyone knows about."

"Ooh, you reminded me!" Biggs laughed. "Today I read another one of those fortunes! It read 'just because Al isn't typed as ice doesn't mean he isn't nice!'"

Wedge had mixed feelings. It was a helpful fact, but didn't really have anything to do with the current investigation. He couldn't complain, as it least this was some minor form of progress.

"Let's take this back to my condo," Wedge suggested. "I've been compiling our investigation notes there and have been trying to rebuild what we lost."

"Oooh, do you have a hot tub up there?" Vivi asked, getting all excited. "Sometimes I like to see if I can beat the machine and out-fart its bubbles! I've never won yet, but I'm getting better! My record is two and a half minutes!"

"On second thought, let's not," Wedge sighed.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
5/20

(4) Chinny Ping Bang Games Studios has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 6: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
Perfectly Normal Day!
No changes! Perfectly clear skies and plenty of fresh air!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pin_1525748400.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Oooohhhh, freak out!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire Ladybugclue

[Chakramaster]

May need to start spreading the search now. So I'm gonna search (59b) The Arcade and Playground (CANDY)

[Ladybugclue]

Let's talk with Napkin the Meowstic.
"Sup, Napkin. With a name like that you must have a clean slate, or so I hope. Or perhaps you just napkin around.
Excuse my puns actually, what do you know of the squawkers?"

[Noblejanobii]

Lets speak to 36 Jeezet the Swirlix

[Scytherwolf]

I guess I'll talk to Conker the Pachirisu.

[Neo Emolga]

May need to start spreading the search now. So I'm gonna search (59b) The Arcade and Playground (CANDY)

Ab-sol-utely!

You cruise over to the Puffz the Magic Dragonite restaurant because finally it's a nice day and there's no deluge of doughnuts flying around!

Of course, when you get there, yep, the whole place is just a collage of candy and gooey stuff. I mean, you told yourself you wouldn't, but...

@Extra Gooey Candy Collage - POSION (+2 Belly)@

Soren has packed on 2 points of Belly!

Ooohhhhh, so scrumptious! You definitely have a sweet tooth! Or a sweet proboscis in your case! It's delicious stuff and it comes in so many colorful varieties! And you love sweet, colorful things!

Okay, okay, back to the rest of your adventure.

You search out the playground and it's definitely like CandyLand. A taffy slide, a ball pit with bubblegum balls, crawl tubes made of chocolate, and other candy craziness! Wisely, you decide not to indulge some more. It already feels like you swallowed a Wailmer and it lives in your gut now.

You search around, flutter from place to place, and hunt for anything that's cool and might be fun! And hey, you find something neat hidden in the sugar sand! It looks like it's some kind of pink box, so you dig it out and suddenly you realize there's more than just sugar sand here! There's... GLITTER!

#Cutesy Glitter EVERYWHERE - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 100 out of 100:
Evasion Successful!

Maybe you're just used to this kind of thing now, but you're able to quickly flutter and fly away before that nasty glittery stuff swarms in all over you! Hey, you're getting to be pretty good at this whole butterfly thing!

You decide this is definitely something that needs to be handled with a lot of care, so you wrap it in a plastic sheet and carry it with you. Chances are good it has something to do with those insane Squawkers!

#[Pinky Dinky Box] Cutesy Glitter EVERYWHERE - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

You decide now's a good time to head back to Peep Base!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/267.png Soren the Valiant Beautifly (M: Bug/Flying)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 8/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Let's talk with Napkin the Meowstic.
"Sup, Napkin. With a name like that you must have a clean slate, or so I hope. Or perhaps you just napkin around.
Excuse my puns actually, what do you know of the squawkers?"

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage

You find good ol' Napkin the Meowstic is the owner and manager of the lovely Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel! The blue psychic cat and two of the housekeeping Pokémon, a Raichu and a Wigglytuff, are not looking too fondly at a disruptive and filthy Ribombee they're kicking out. You're convinced that Ribombee looks quite intoxicated and probably blew up a few things in her room. She's covered with dust, dirt, hairs, and she's probably not aware she's wearing a lampshade as a hat. And boy, does she STINK!

"I certainly hope we see less of your kind," Napkin tells the Ribombee as she flutters half-drunkenly away. "You do this again and I'll personally boot your sorry little behind!"

"I... only had... one drink!" the Ribombee laughs. "Just one!"

"Right, one continuous drink," the Raichu adds. "You threw up everywhere and you pooped and pissed all over your bedsheets!"

"I was... c-cold!" the Ribombee insists, realizing it's quite useless.

The Raichu and Wigglytuff head back into the hotel while you approach Napkin and introduce yourself. He definitely feels you're a much more intelligent life form and he's a bit relieved just by that fact alone. You ask Napkin if he's seen anything strange around town or knows something about the Squawkers. Of course, after asking silly questions. He seems to pause for a bit, stops to think, and then looks back at you.

"Clean slate, not a chance," Napkin snorts humorously. "As for Squawkers, I have no idea what they're up to, but one of them set up something to do with noodle offerings right outside the hotel in the courtyard. Right behind the pool! I wouldn't order groundkeepers to make something stupid like that, so it has to be one of them! I'd tear it down but everything is in such chaos right now and I can't get anyone on the phone to take care of it."

"Oh, and something's fishy with the Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley," Napkin explains. "I was there last night hoping to get a few rounds in, but of course the place is still goo and that doesn't make for a good bowling game. But I thought I heard someone calling for help. I thought I heard the noise coming from behind a door, but there's custard and flowers and... it's just a whole mess. I couldn't get the door to budge and already the smell of the custard was tickling my senses. But I didn't want to say anything to whoever was trapped inside because I'm not even sure it's possible to get them out of there. They probably don't know how bad it is!"

"Say..." Napkin tells you, pulling something out of a pouch. "Speaking of Squawkers, I think this might be something they left behind. One of my housekeepers, Rayzee the Raichu, found it in one of the rooms a few days ago. I can't figure out what it's for, so you might as well have it. Otherwise it's just going to rot in the lost and found until the heat-death of the universe."

He then hands you the spherical part of a snowglobe. And hey, it's got Kuzco! I mean, who knows what happened to the base, but hey, who cares!? Free stuff!

[Disconnected the Emperor's New Groove Snowglobe] has been added to the Team Pile!

"Well, that's what I know," Napkin sighs. "Unfortunately, I have to go, as one of our Ribombee guests had a thunderous bowel movement all over her bed and we're probably going to have to kill it with fire. Oh, I mean the bed, not the Ribombee. Although..."

He then seems to fantasize as he begins to walk away.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'mma search the (3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries, floors 1 to 4

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Just another day at the proverbial office.

Search (12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) @Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - (12a) Floors 1-4

[Shruikan]

I'll go talk to 23 Jiblet the Chansey

[ARandomTool]

Bless woke up in that dammed pink room, having to remember what in the Distortion Realm just happened... Oh, right, her home world was having a problem, so she showed up, saw the sheer chaos of the place, vomited at some point, and passed out, tired of the state of things already. Yup, there was the rainbow puddle that smelled like a berry smoothie right there. Well, she decided, I can redecorate this place another day. It's time to start clearing up this chaotic place, starting where people had recommended...
Scavenger Hunt at Spins and Pins, Exterior and Main Building.The place might make Bless sick to her stomach, but there were no better leads than a maybe-trapped Pokemon. So she dropped her mental filter of demons and darkness over her eyes and trotted off too the Candy-Coated part of town.

[Neo Emolga]

Lets speak to 36 Jeezet the Swirlix

(Don't ask how I came up with these names, usually I went with the first weirdest thing that came to mind. XD)

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type

You find Jeezet is a server at the Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament and she seems to enjoy catching customers with smuggled utensils. As you find out, patrons caught with these go on stage and get tomatoes thrown at them. Booing, insults, and silly music included with no extra charge.

Jeezet seems excited to see you, and even though you're not here to eat or watch anything, she doesn't really care.

"Hee hee hee, yay!" she grins, running circles around you and forgetting she's still on duty. "Wellll-come to Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament! I bet you're up for having fun fun fun fun fun!"

You quickly mention you're here to ask her if she knows anything about the Squawkers or as seen something unusual going on around town.

"Oh my gosh, you wouldn't believe it!" she jumps up and down at you. "Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Okay, okay, calm down, Jeezet, you can do this! Okay, so I... I went to go to Slapsations at the Astroplexygon, but they're still CLOSED! Everything's cake and candy there, I know, but I really like that store. I know it's a stupid tourist store but I LOVE IT ANYWAY! Well, it used to be more popular. Okay, there was this strange... I don't know what to call it. Pieces... of things! Like a... WHAT'S THE NAME AGAIN!? No way, it was on the tip of my tongue! Think, Jeezet, THINK!!! THIIIINK... I CAN'T THINK RIGHT NOW."

"Okay, you know how when you break something and it's like in a million pieces and like something like that!?" Jeezet continues honking at you. "And you... like, try to put it back together and all!? It's like that kind of thing! It was there! Why would it be there! I tried to put it back together and I got nowhere with it! I'm just bad at these kinds of things, but maybe you'd be better! It just doesn't make sense for it to be there! How did it get there!? Where was it before!? ARRGGH."

You then see Jeezet's manager, a big bloated Slaking that looks like it had one too many Squawker treats. He roars to Jeezet and tells her to get her fluffy butt back to work.

"Oh dear oh dear oh deeeeeaarrrr!!" Jeezet nearly craps herself. "I gotta go or I'll be in big trouble! Hot water! A rock and a hard place! Eeeeeek! Nice talking to you!"

She then darts off and nearly flies back into the kitchen!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

I guess I'll talk to Conker the Pachirisu.

What a funny coincidence!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL

You decide to catch up on that crazy electric squirrel (not me) and see what he's up to! Turns out he's the head director of Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries! He's not a very good one, though. Things are a bit chaotic and he's not doing a very good job supervising anything.

"Oh you!" Conker exclaims when you approach him. "Here about the job posting!?"

You instead explain you're here to see if he knows anything about Squawkers and things like that. Or if he's seen anything weird and loopy around town save for half the place becoming a dessert-a-thon.

"Funny you should ask, I found these the other day!" Conker brags to you, dangling a set of keys with Fuzzy Dice on them.

He then looks at you looking at them.

"No, you can't have them!" Conker exclaims. "It doesn't mean squat if I don't know what they're for! But okay, you know Bizney World? They have a KILLER Acorn Juice drink for sale in Yesterdayland, and it's the only place that sells it. The only place in the world! Those BASTARDS! I really want some. I really NEEEEED some right now. Say, you buy me one of those and I'll let you have these keys. I think that's a fair deal!"

You nod, and you figure while satisfying Conker's silly beverage lust is one way of getting him to comply, there's probably a more... creative way. HACKING! Though you have to admit you're just not up for that kind of job.

5 Conker the Pachirisu: [Acorn Juice] OR <Browser History Hacking>

"Remember!" Conker shouts back to you as you head out. "Acorn Juice! Need now! Then we talk!"

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Bulbasaur]

Interview 15 Bagz the Skiddo.

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'mma search the (3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries, floors 1 to 4

Because you've always wanted your very own bouncy castle as a kid but never got one... off to Batchyflaff!

But just when you excitedly run inside thinking there's a whole showroom floor of bounciness to enjoy and forget about life for a while, well, no, this is just a manufacturing floor! How disappointing! I mean you get to watch them piece and sew these things together, which I guess is kind of interesting, but you were expecting a whole array of them to fill your childhood desires. But then it occurs to you why they wouldn't need to have that at the manufacturing plant unless they were doing testing. But of course, to the testing area!

Well huh, they do have a testing area, but the one they're currently testing looks like a giant Mr Mime and well... damn it, you have standards and that's just unacceptable. You decide to pull a naughty one and over-inflate it while they aren't looking. And when it explodes and scatters Mr Mime pieces all over the place, you feel... better. Surely the world didn't need something like that and you erased painful memories before they even started.

You look around some more and huh, you find a pretty heart necklace that it looks like someone carelessly left behind! Right by one of the fire escape doors! Well, surely it would be silly to just leave it behind! You reach out and grab it and...

#Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 82 out of 100: FAILED!

Dio looks astronomically more adorable with 4 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Shiny Sparkles of Joy!

Oh. That's why. Well, it's definitely something tied to the Squawkers, so you decide to take it with you and hopefully figure out what it's really supposed to do.

#[Cutesy Heart Necklace] Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile! Woo!

You feel... mindlessly adorable. It almost hurts to feel so cheeky and boopable. You decide you just want to go home and maybe do something loud and badass for a while.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Just another day at the proverbial office.

Search (12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) @Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - (12a) Floors 1-4

Is it wrong for me to picture a Lugia in business casual attire now?

You decide to check out the calamity that happened to Shut Up and Sleep Hotel and yep, they were right! Vanilla pudding everywhere! I mean, it looks so gooey and creamy. Why not try a bite and-

Velo has gained 2 points of Belly from the deliciousness of the Creamy Vanilla Pudding!

Mmmmmm, and the best part is it's all free!

Okay, so you slosh your way into the hotel and check out the first four floors, or at least what's left of them. I mean sure, you find maybe a chair or a bedsheet that survived the mass pudding transformation, but essentially 98% of the entire hotel is just vanilla pudding goop. Goop that you fall through and get nearly buried in, turning you into the monster vanilla pudding Lugia. Oh, oh, please do me a favor and scare the children like this. It's a good thing the Peep base has great showers! You can even sing in them and no one hears it but you!

You barely manage to get to the third floor where you find a small chunk of the ventilation system remained intact. Just barely. You take a peek and it seems like something's inside, but you're not quite sure what it is that's behind the grate.

{Ventilation Duct: ^Small Pokémon^}

Well, damn, there's no way you're squeezing your giant Lugia self into that thing. Not unless you used... Santa Claus chimney squeeze magic. But you make the wise decision of not pursuing this.

You decide to head back, but hey, at least you got to try a taste of this! No charge either!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

I'll go talk to 23 Jiblet the Chansey

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Normal)

You find Jiblet the Chansey doesn't actually live in Booplesnoot and is instead here on vacation! And what a trip this has been so far! And he (yes, HE, because we at Neo Emolga Pachirisu Inc don't believe in sexist discrimination in the form of single gender Pokémon!) is pretty disgruntled about it. Before you even get the chance to ask about Squawkers, he's already venting!

"I work hard all year and barely pull off just one weekend vacation," Jiblet growls. "I finally get a break and this happens!? Why does this always happen to me!?"

You almost feel like reminding him that certain Pokémon have had their businesses and homes turned into sugary goo and have been turned into all kinds of nonsense, but then you decide to not bring up that carefully considered point.

He rants some more, but after he grumbles himself nearly to sleep, you decide to chime in and ask if he's seen anything about those Squawkers that might give you a clue as to who they are!

"There's plenty of this filth," he grumbles again. "Like that stupid... Toot Park. What idiot names a park like that? I wanted real music and instead I just get toots at a Toot Park. Idiots. I had to change hotels because of those stupid Squawkers and I tried to get some relaxation at that park and ugh, more tripe was over there. So much tripe. I had to take a piss at that forsaken Toot Park and the bathroom there was locked. They sealed the thing with stone and all it tries to do is make things cutesy and stupid. I hated it the instant I saw it. Such tripe. I ended up taking a piss right on it and I didn't even care if I was arrested for public defecation. If you're going to make a bathroom, keep it unlocked! Stupid town. Stupid park regulations. Flapping anuses. All of them."

"You're still here?" he grumbles, rolling his eyes. "I bet you're looking for some kind of reward, huh? Yeah, I know how it is."

He then just flings a freaking... DIAMOND CHAIN at you and you imagine that thing's worth TONS! You catch it in midair, of course, because you're an amazing Cinccino capable of skydiving and tying your shoes at the same time! If you wore shoes.

[Dazzling Diamond Chain] has been added to the Team Pile!

"Go play dress up for a while," he shrugs. "Or buy a drink. I could use a drink. Many drinks. Maybe I'll just take a nap."

He then waddles off and you sincerely hope he enjoys the rest of his vacation.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Bless woke up in that dammed pink room, having to remember what in the Distortion Realm just happened... Oh, right, her home world was having a problem, so she showed up, saw the sheer chaos of the place, vomited at some point, and passed out, tired of the state of things already. Yup, there was the rainbow puddle that smelled like a berry smoothie right there. Well, she decided, I can redecorate this place another day. It's time to start clearing up this chaotic place, starting where people had recommended...
Scavenger Hunt at Spins and Pins, Exterior and Main Building.The place might make Bless sick to her stomach, but there were no better leads than a maybe-trapped Pokemon. So she dropped her mental filter of demons and darkness over her eyes and trotted off too the Candy-Coated part of town.

Okay, you're really curious about this Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley, especially after waking up in an odd pink room like it was made of bubble gum. Oh, and when you get there, it's an absolute landfill of goo. Custardy goo, that is! Your brain thinks it's not worth it, but your tongue is a tiny bit curious. You try a tiny lick and...

@Custardy Mess - POSION (+2 Belly)@

Bless has packed on 2 points of Belly from the tantalizing Custardy Mess!

...and then your stomach said go for it! It's really yummy and you get into it before you come back to your senses.

Well, after snacking out a little more than you wanted to, you take a stroll inside and you see the whole place looks actually kind of creepy with everything as goo. And it's kind of dark inside. And the ceiling is dripping. Sure, it's more custardy goo and it doesn't taste that bad actually, but it's kind of creepy. You see lots of nice bowling lanes that... used to be nice, and now they're just long flat lines of goo. And ball returns... made of more goo.

You peek around and yeah, no one is going bowling in here for quite a while. It would be like golfing in the middle of winter with a foot of snow on the ground. Or playing basketball in the ocean! Or surfing in the desert! Scrabble while skydiving, anyone?

Oh, you find the door! It's got more custard and there's actually flowers... REALLY big flowers all over this thing. And daaaamn, they're tough as nails! You try to rip them off the door but it's like they're sentient and even try to latch onto you! But you're cool and you step back before they assimilate you, leaving them to just plot revenge instead. How they are even growing when it's dark in here and... you know what, never mind. You look it over and you figure it's going to need a lot of work. You need fire. Some death metal. And even after all that, you're still going to need to just rip everything around this thing to shreds.

{Flower and Custard-Smothered Door: <Death Metal> AND +Fire Type+ AND Thunderous Desire for Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacking}

You go "grr" a bit and decide to just head back for now. Your opinion of the Squawkers has not improved!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

Interview 15 Bagz the Skiddo.

Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE, INTIMIDATING
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Grass)
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage
+Intimate (Poison VS Grass)

You greet Bagz the Skiddo while he's eating pieces of Peachy Beep Elementary School. I mean sure, the fact it's all strawberry ice cream now makes it... slightly less awkward, but you still have an odd feeling. It seems like he still thinks school is in session, but really it's not, and it appears he would have missed going to class today even if it was.

He turns around and it's terminal. He makes a face like he's about to be run over by a stream-roller and only correctly guessing the number of jelly beans in the Triangulum Galaxy will save his life. He says "zero" but then is told he is wrong, left wondering about existence as a whole and where the folks in the Triangulum Galaxy keep their hidden stashes of jelly beans. It's just one of those things he'll never know.

"Hey, know anything about those Squawkers?" you ask, wondering if he's able to brain today.

"I know that pong spelled backwards... is gnop," Bagz tells you in a tone of voice that makes it sound like it's the most vital fact of life and it's the universe's last stand to keep everything in balance. "Gnop. GNOP! GNOP!"

Gnop. While he enters a trance that makes his jaw hang, his eyes roll back, and makes him pee all over the strawberry ice cream sidewalk, you just feel like maybe this just isn't worth the time.

"Gnop finds favor with you!" Bagz states clearly, before giggling. "He says I owe you a lot of money. Oh, oh, money! Debts I haven't paid! That you were once a giant blue Chatot named Tiny that saved my favorite nebula and I didn't pay tribute! Aww no! This is unacceptable. Take this offering! Happy offering! Snax! Snax!"

And then he throws a big wad of money at you...

Eddie has received $1000 Snax$!

"I hope we can be friends, Tiny!" Bagz smiles at you before withdrawing. "I... oh. Ha, ha! I'm... nervous. It's my first time not being a bicycle. You know what that's like, right, Tiny!? Maybe? I might be good at racing backwards! If I only tried! It takes so much time to find my lost toothpick!"

You decide now would be a good time to go.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 6: Night Cycle Actions now!

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/animation-cartoon-cloud-clouds-gif-Favim.com-238473.gif

This Evening's Weather Is...
OVERLY DELICIOUS RAIN OF MEGA DOUGHNUTS!
Doughnuts of all varieties and special superpowers rain from the sky! Venturing out of the Peep Base will cause a +4 to Belly, but it will be as if you have all the Epic Groovy Abilities and all Perkys at your disposal if you do! It might be worth it to take advantage of it!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pur_1526086800.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Go turbo, amigos!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire Ladybugclue ARandomTool

[Noblejanobii]

Lets spend another day working out!

[Chakramaster]

Hmm, searching time all the time!

(59a) The Restaurant (CANDY)! Smells pretty good at least.

[Scytherwolf]

I'll work out just to be safe.

[Ladybugclue]

Let's explore more of this under water tower. Search 64a.

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png I'm not feeling suicidal, so the search will have to wait. Tomorrow I'll keep searching the hotel, or escort someone into it with my perk. For now, it's time for more hardcore parkour!

[ARandomTool]

Bless got back just before it started FREAKING RAINING DOUGHNUTS AGAIN. If this is gonna be a normal occurance, she thought, I'm gonna need some protection. She glanced over at the Sugarcoated Commando Armor, then decided it world be necessary, what with all the @Candy@ places she planned on visiting. Equipping Goodie: Sugarcoated Commando Armor.

Then, she wandered about the base, wondering what there was to do around here. All manner of dangerously enchanted objects were carelessly scattered about the place, and sparkles were slowly covering everything like a layer of dust. "Alright, this is a problem!" She said to no one in particular. She grabbed a bomb-proof box from another dimension really quick, carefully labeled it "Joy to Kill," and grabbed the most sparkly item she saw to begin disarming. Disarming Cutesy Heart Necklace to rid it of those demonic Shiny Sparkles of Joy.

[Neo Emolga]

Lets spend another day working out!

You know what you want and as the sly and devious Madder Hatter, cuteness in any form or shape is profane, vulgar, and offensive. So you get into full I WANT NONE OF THIS mode and you work out like a madman to get more badass! Be that good inspiration everyone needs!

You chew on steel bars. You make a castle out of chicken bones and declare yourself the Necro King. You make square knot out of titanium rods and then you set your biceps and triceps into OVERDRIVE by lifting commuter busses just because it's fun and you get a kick out of that.

Madder Hatter has shed 2 points of nonsense Overwhelming Cuteness from the badassery!

You wear shades. You walk away from explosions. A loud heavy metal soundtrack plays in the background. You load in a fresh magazine into your badass uzi and walk down an empty highway into the sunset.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[AgloMe Oen]

Hmm, searching time all the time!

(59a) The Restaurant (CANDY)! Smells pretty good at least.

Hi there. Yep, it's me again. <3

You step outside and oh, doughnuts! Raining everywhere! Why not shove a bunch of those into your butterfly pie-hole!? Well, you do because mmm, impulsiveness! And they're really delicious just like last time!

Soren has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts and has reached CRITICAL MASS!
12/10

Oh boy, and we're not even done yet!

You feel and look like a giant, inflated Beautifly beach ball, all blown up like you're a giant boulder trying to crush Indiana Jones and your gut is making all kinds of funny and grotesque noises, but hey, let's see what else is out there, right? Of course! It's all part of the adventure!

You try to fly over there, but ha ha, no, you flap and flutter wildly and get nowhere, so you end up rolling and waddling your way here. It takes a while and you get some really funny looks from other Pokémon, but eventually you get to the Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center. You check out the restaurant part because you totally don't think you've had enough to eat already! The war between your stomach and taste buds continues!

Oh, and...

@Extra Gooey Candy Collage - POISON@
Soren has gained 2 points of Belly from the Extra Gooey Candy Collage!
14/10

You snack on and stuff even MORE into your face! Really, dude, the ice cream and the doughnuts already in your bulging belly were NOT getting lonely! Ohh, but sure, make it a party in there! What, were you trying to go for an all time high score here? I'm not sure whether to congratulate you or feel disgusted! Just kidding, nothing disgusts me! CONGRATULATIONS!

You feel and look ridiculous and now your stomach is making a lot of really weird, gross, and concerning gurgling noises. But you just keep rolling along on your merry way there and you find the oddest thing in the back room. It looks like some really giant alien supercomputer! Lots of creepy wires, gadgets, screens, a funky keyboard, and whatever that weird sphere thing is... oh, that's what they use for a mouse! And off to the side, there's a nifty electronically-sealed container probably holding some nice goody or something!

Well, because you're spunky, you crack your way into it and try to figure how the thing works! You're typing and hacking and barely able to see what you're doing with your giant rotund belly in the way, but you somehow just make the hacking magic happen even though you've never used this thing before! At one point, ha ha, you nearly squash your own head under your own lovely girth.

{Alien Supercomputer: <Hollywood Shenanigans> AND Mintos Product Placement}

You get so far into it, but you feel you're just missing that one last little thing to finish it off. You've done most of the job, but it just needs that last bit of improvising you can't come up with! So close! Aww, I know, but I have to disappoint you again! Oh, and ha ha, ha-ha-ha, I'm not quite done yet. You see, there's this little thing you might have forgotten. Actually, it's become a BIG thing you've forgotten.

Your belly rumbles and shakes and suddenly you inflate like a balloon because your belly's thinking "hey, SCREW IT, if he's going to gobble this much, I'd better compensate for that and get REALLY BIG" but the rest of your body isn't in agreement with that and you know how skin can only stretch so far? Well, it goes pretty far and yeah, it looks like it's a little too late to try and revive that New Years Resolution that you've broken into a million pieces as you just grow and grow out of control. And then, for a few short seconds, you get to know what it feels like to be as big as a Wailord with a monstrous eating disorder before... aww.


http://bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/space-explosion-gif-3.gif
KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
BYE BYE BEAUTIFLY!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKuxUQpyqTE

Ooohhhh! Ahhhhh! Again, again! Now that was a lovely and majestic performance!

You LEVEL THE WHOLE BUILDING doing this and you generously smother and slather the place with flabby Beautifly goo! It's actually hard to tell you were even once here because prior to blowing up, you were like 99% doughnuts and ice cream and other gunk. But now you've set it all free! So now there's half-digested ice cream, doughnuts, and candy everywhere!

Guess what!? The Squawkers and all their friends give it a 9.1/10 on the SESS! It's better than your last score! Shoot for even more collateral damage to boost your score!

Kawaii Armageddon Event #2: Squawkers Get Too Entertained from the Chaos!
The Squawkers are trying to make a comedy out of this disaster to help get sponsors and additional funding! You can't make this recording too entertaining!
6%/100%

https://i.imgur.com/JGcXmhf.png Soren the EXPLODED MESS (M: Bug/Flying)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: EXTRA KABOOM!
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

I'll work out just to be safe.

Thankfully, you're more inspired by Madder than Soren. ;D

You grab a massive barbell, pump iron like crazy, strap on ninja garb, overthrow an evil alien empire, and then jump rope with a freight train because it looks like fun. It's so fun. When that gets a little dry, you break redwood trees with your teeth and do your special RAWR dance.

Carly has used Awesomeness and dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

You're wondering if you should try juggling planets next time.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Shruikan]

Hmm, where to go that isn't made of candy... I think I'll check (28) Sleep Like a Corpse National Park.

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png Let's have a return to the (3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries, cause I can't ever have enough of inflatable goodies, but this time we'll explore the outisde

[Neo Emolga]

Let's explore more of this under water tower. Search 64a.

You decide to explore the great depths of the unknown! Just kidding, you've been here before, you're just checking out the outside stuff. But before you do...!

Marta has tacked on 4 points of Belly from the Overly Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Ohhh, it's so good! Especially these chocolate ones. See, even if you hated chocolate with every fiber of your immortal soul, you'd still like these doughnuts.

You skip and hop your way to the It's Better Down Where It's Wetter and scope out the inside of the aquatic apartment building. It's quite relaxing and you observe that you can enter from any floor! It's just one of the many perks of living underwater!

You decide to check out the first four floors of this puppy, where you find for obvious reasons that there's no carpeting and there's no toilet paper, paper towels, or tissues! Wait, so where would they... you know what, just don't ask. Berf.

On the second floor, after poking your nose into other apartments to see what kind of junk these Pokémon have gathered up over the years, you find one odd apartment that has dark, occult scribbling on the walls. At first, you think it's something demonic and looks like an evil chant, but then on second review, it's really just a recipe for jambalaya.

On the desk of this odd, evil apartment, you find a bizarre and demonic-looking stapler. I mean really, it looks like a guillotine and a Feraligatr had a terrible lovechild and this is that nefarious spawn! Although you try it and it really works! But wow, horned staples! What will they think of next!?

You decide to take it with you. It's nifty!

[Sinister Stapler] has been added to the Team Pile!

You prowl around on the third floor, but you don't notice anything weird. Well okay, maybe the freezer filled with nothing but frozen carrots is a little odd, but beyond that, it's... at least mostly normal.

You decide to head back to base and do your dance thing!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png I'm not feeling suicidal, so the search will have to wait. Tomorrow I'll keep searching the hotel, or escort someone into it with my perk. For now, it's time for more hardcore parkour!

You twitch. Your eyes glow. You hit level 100 and create the ZEXAN dimension and now reign as it's grand queen mystical commander... if you could only figure out a way to actually cross over into it. It's okay because you can still mass-email everyone there.

You hulk out, bend tanks with your tongue, you hop like a bunny, you know all the lyrics to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, you poop out a Pyroar, and then you get through Verizon's customer service number and get your issue resolved within seconds without being transferred!

Velo has obliterated 5 points of Belly and 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness using the magnitude of the cosmos in the arcane form of Hardcore Parkour and randomly mastered jiu jitsu and sewing as well!

You feel awesome! You feel powerful and mighty! You randomly make a plushie of Lugia self and it's incredible! You bow and confetti rains from hammerspace!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

Bless got back just before it started FREAKING RAINING DOUGHNUTS AGAIN. If this is gonna be a normal occurance, she thought, I'm gonna need some protection. She glanced over at the Sugarcoated Commando Armor, then decided it world be necessary, what with all the @Candy@ places she planned on visiting. Equipping Goodie: Sugarcoated Commando Armor.

Then, she wandered about the base, wondering what there was to do around here. All manner of dangerously enchanted objects were carelessly scattered about the place, and sparkles were slowly covering everything like a layer of dust. "Alright, this is a problem!" She said to no one in particular. She grabbed a bomb-proof box from another dimension really quick, carefully labeled it "Joy to Kill," and grabbed the most sparkly item she saw to begin disarming. Disarming Cutesy Heart Necklace to rid it of those demonic Shiny Sparkles of Joy.

You decide that Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor should be seeing some usage now! You strap it on! Woo!

Bless has equipped the %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%

You then decide those nasty, nasty Shiny Sparkles of Joy on that blasted Cutesy Heart Necklace... really need to die. You confront the necklace. You stand over it. And into that necklace, you pour your hate. Your malice. Your will to dominate all life. Your worst Monday morning. The taste of flat, warm soda. Mosquitoes during a summer barbecue. A sunburn. A fart. And then ultimately, the disgust of getting blasted by a geyser of boogers.

The Shiny Sparkles of Joy can't take it. So much darkness has been wrought that they even become sentient for a moment just to feel and know the pain. And then they disintegrate. Painfully. It makes you grin.

The [Cutesy Heart Necklace] has been disarmed! Wowzors!

You feel good. Truly, you have mastered the dark side of the force and have become Sith Bless.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

Hmm, where to go that isn't made of candy... I think I'll check (28) Sleep Like a Corpse National Park.

It's a great night so why not check out the park!? You head right out there and it looks like... more doughnut snacks!

Fírnen has tacked on 4 points of Belly from the Overly Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

But it's so goooood!

Anyway, you head to the park and it's quite a nice place. And it really does make you feel like just slothing it out and going for random snoozes, but you're that crazy, energetic Cinccino that stops at nothing and wears a cape and stops meteors with your cute looks and charm!

You search around the park. You scout through every tree, every bush, every treebush, and every bushtree. Even though one of the rules is not to really do anything of importance here! I mean really, they even provide beds in random places just to zonk out and enter dreamland. Or if you prefer bean bags, water beds, sleeping bags, or a crazy Pachirisu onesie where you can coil up in your own giant tail and sleep in that... it's all totally an option! I've tried it. Five stars, baby!

Among the sleepiness-inducing fluff stuff, you find what looks like an old journal page. It doesn't seem like it belongs here, and once you start reading it, yep, your hunch was right!

https://i.imgur.com/8jMigj1.png

=Juno Memo Page= (https://i.imgur.com/8jMigj1.png) has been noted in those fabulous Peep Records you guys have going on!

Well, you decide to pop in a bed for fifteen minutes and then you remember you have some more back at Peep Base! Gotta try 'em all! To the Bedmobile!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png Let's have a return to the (3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries, cause I can't ever have enough of inflatable goodies, but this time we'll explore the outisde

You totally can't get enough of those inflatable goodies and you totally rush like crazy to get there BUT THEN SOMETHING FALLING FROM THE SKY distracts you for a moment but dag-nabbit, it's good fun food on the run.

Dio has added 4 points of Belly from the Overly Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

BLAST THOSE DO- oh, I mean they're wonderful, aren't they!? Yumzors!

You then cruise over to Batchyflaff on your hoverboard and wearing your FABTASTIC 80s Shadez with your karate black belt to scope on out the exterior! Everyone's gone home for the day, so you use this outrageous opportunity to do a sick and gnarly triple back-flip freaky self high-five and a six-o'-clock power slide! And then you remind yourself you're here to actually look for stuff. Ah, minor detail!

You search around the building and aww, they planted flowers! You ALWAYS have time to stop and sniff the flowers! They're so colorful and fragrant!

OH CRAP.

#Cutesy Springtime Presence! -GRASS (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 65% Evasion (15% Evasion + 50% Temporary Killjoy) Test: 15 out of 100: FAILED!

Dio has gotten SUPER EXTRA ADORABLE with 2 points of more Overwhelming Cuteness!

UGH! Eeek, you're so cute it almost hurts! You at least kill the funky flowery trap with FIRE AND HATE, but geez!

#{Overly Cutesy Flowerbed!: <Death Metal>} Cutesy Springtime Presence! - GRASS (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

That flowerbed. It needs... to suffer. Out comes the bass guitar. The ground goes dark and hellish. You go all SLAYER on that thing and the darkness is overwhelming and feverish!

https://i.imgur.com/alxUgI5.gif

It has no choice BuT tO DiEeEeEEeEeeeeEeEeeeeeeEEEE!

#{Overly Cutesy Flowerbed!: <Death Metal>}

After you rage the skies when your thunderous death metal music of anguish and fury, the flowers wither and decay. And you SAVOR THAT SMELL. The fresh odor of ROT fills your nostrils and makes you feel giddy. Okay, but now that the mayhem has cleared, you check to see what's here.

First, you find CASH! $500 Snax$ to be exact! Sweeeeet!

$500 Snax$ has been added to the Team Pile!

And then... weapons! YES! WEAPONS! You find a shiny and well-renown sledgehammer! Bang, bang, baby!

%Celebrity Sledgehammer (+1 DMG)% has been added to the Team Pile!

OoooOOoOOOh, that felt good. You feel all tingly now, but you've had a good night and need to head back now. Yep.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 10/10 https://i.imgur.com/N8IFLKK.gif
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

#6 Deeky the Pachirisu was turned into a Pokémon Trading Card Game card by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 57 Beach Outhouses!

"Nooooooo!" Cried Conker the Pachirisu when he realized his squirrelly wife was now just a playing card. "I don't even play this game! AGHHH!!"

"There's got to be some way to change mommy back!" little Nippy the Pachirisu squeaked. "I mean, I've always soiled my diaper but that always gets refreshed!" She then turned to Biggs, "would you know of a way Mister Wabbit?"

"But of course!" Biggs bowed with a goofy smile. "Well, I mean not yet. But I will find a way! Hopefully! Possibly! Well, I don't really know but... oh, I'll try! I'll try at least for a little while!"

"Awww noooo, he's dumb!" Kahoo cried. "We're doomed!"

In the meantime, Vivi tried to talk, but it only came out as muffled nonsense as her mouth was full of sugar sand again. And this time, Wedge really did bonk her on the head, knocking her unconscious! It's Super Effective!

"There must be a cure for... Squawker stupidity!" Conker exclaimed profusely, turning to Biggs, grabbing his uniform, and shaking it like he was trying to give Biggs a colossal headache. "I have two kids that now only have a playing card for a mother! This is evil what the Squawkers did! Can't you seeeee!?"

"We need to find..." Biggs contemplated, thinking over the situation carefully, "...we should try to see if we could hire... a wizard."

"A wiz-WHAT!?" Conker exclaimed. "Are you DAFT!? Why I ought to...!"

And that was when Wedge bonked Biggs on the head, knocking him unconscious! It's Super Effective!

"Thank you," Conker sighed.

"I'll be frank, I don't know if there's a way to reverse this," Wedge told the electric squirrel. "But if there is, I'll personally let you know and do my best to make it work."

"Thanks," Conker sighed with relief. "I'll keep my fingers crossed."

"Daddy?" Nippy asked Conker. "Could I please... zap the bunny?"

"Absolutely, honey," Conker smiled.

"Oh boy!" Nippy exclaimed excitedly.

And they happily spent the rest of the evening, zapping Biggs over and over again. And Biggs dreamed he was riding the lightning across the sky, looking all pokey and static-struck with his fur standing up, but everyone was having a good time. Well, at least for now.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
6/20

(17) Booplesnoot Sity Hall has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 7: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!
Everything is so cute, pink, and happy while the sun is shining and smiling and the whole world feels like a cheery musical! No one is in a bad mood! Get Chatty Interviews will always be Very Positive as if all civilians are in Compliant State, but you’re going to take +4 to Overwhelming Cuteness if you venture outside of the Peep Base!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pin_1526349600.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Oooohhhh, freak out!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire Ladybugclue ARandomTool

[Chakramaster]

Must...not...give up! Must....have....DETERMINATION! I must....REINCARNATE!

[Ladybugclue]

Let's chat with #18 Kitzwit the pidgeotto.

[Neo Emolga]

Must...not...give up! Must....have....DETERMINATION! I must....REINCARNATE!

We're still doing Undertale references? Ah, okay, good stuff. "BUT IT REFUSED!"


NEO PACHIRISU'S CURRENT STATE IS:
https://s5.postimg.cc/sdrpu4z2v/Pachirisu_Normal.png
CHILL AND RELAXED!
Okay, I'm being nice this time because you were cool and stuffs before! Oh, and besides that, I'm doing just fine! Hey, it's a nice Saturday night! And I just finished with my laundry!

Yeah, dudes and dudettes, that last explosion was undoubtedly awful. Why not reincarnate yourself to... well, not only come back, but also hide what you were before so no one knows! "Oh, that exploded Beautifly!? Who!? I've never seen them before in my life! Wow, how embarrassing! I'd never have that happen to meeee. I'm way too cool for that, ha-ha-ha ha ha la da de do da."

And what's also nice about it is you get to try something entirely new! Woo-hoo! Okay, so colorful butterflies just aren't your thing. Duly noted! You live, you die, you live again! Extra life!

Right, so let's get on with the show. Drum roll, please! *ba dum rum dum rum dum rum dum rum pa pum pum*

The Creator has decided to resurrect Chakramaster as a...


JIRACHI!
https://78.media.tumblr.com/55d9dcd7aac9c7f58f65a0d03e738e80/tumblr_p6csenxCXB1xnfihso1_500.gif

Okay, I'm spilling the beans! My secret source for being kind and generous to you was selecting your SECOND FAVORITE POKÉMON! Well, I was at least going off of your Top 10 list! (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?12457-Your-Top-Ten&p=226369&viewfull=1#post226369) I mean sure, it's like two and a half years old, but I figure if handsome and nifty Jirachi was your number #2 pick back then, you've gotta have still have some love for the little dude, right? Of course!

But hey, look at the bright side! You only have to work for just a WEEK every 1,000 years! Dude, no one EVER gets that much vacation time! But of course you can just completely ignore that rule because you're cool and you're even better and more badass than one of those silly genies.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/385.png Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

See, you're all cleaned up and ready to get back in there! See, favor for favor and a little reciprocity magic goes so far!

[Scytherwolf]

Hm...I shall search (15) The A+++ Triple Platinum Five Star Fantaisie Restaurant

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214544904093706/lugiaexcited.png Time to make the tiny mortals do my bidding! Dance for me, little mortals, dance!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Erm, ahem. I mean, Zuul! I do hate to drag you into this putrid pudding, and you've already been a huge help, but can you do me one favor? Just a tiny one. Heh.

Escort 3 Zuul the Minccino to (12a) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel Floors 1-4.

[ARandomTool]

Bless watched as the infernal spawn of the sparkles she had just massacred took their revenge on this world. Given that everything was already tourist-trap cute, it wasn't exactly very effective, but it tried nevertheless. Everyone seemed joyous and chipper (ugh) about it anyways, so now was the time to check a theory she had about that mad child, Bagz. Was he always that unstable, or was this recent that he had went... Sqwalker class insane? Only one way to find out.

Get Chatty with #40, Snackster, about Bagz, and if he's always been weird or if this was a new thing (ya know, like the start of all this chaos?) Also, where might be the best place to procure a weedwacker? A Thunderous Desire for Lawn Flaying brand one to be specific. Thank you!

[Neo Emolga]

Let's chat with #18 Kitzwit the pidgeotto.

You rush out all excited to chat it out with Kitzwit, but first!

Marta just got extra cute and fluffy with 4 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

It tingles!

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

You rush in all happy-like to say hello to Kitzwit the Pidgeotto and as soon as she sees you, she goes jumping for joy at your arrival! YOU'RE BOTH SO EXCITED YOU NEARLY DANCE TOGETHER!

You ask Kitzwit what she knows about SQUAWKERS and she nods happily.

"Okay, okay, I'll admit that I've been STALKING THE BOOPLESNOOT POLICE OFFICERS!" Kitzwit laughs. "I guess that makes me a Stalker, doesn't it!? Actually it doesn't, because we don't talk about them in Booplesnoot! No sir-ee!"

"I can honestly tell you Biggs, Wedge, and Vivi are NOT SQUAWKERS!" Kitzwit tells you sincerely, before BARKING IN YOUR EAR. "I spied on Biggs for days and glory be in the highest, he's one dumb bunny! I mean he may be nice, but lordy be, he's an idiot, but in a really funny way! It really kind of excuses it. Well, somewhat. Probably would be better if he wasn't the POLICE SHERIFF OF BOOPLESNOOT! He should have been in a career that allows him to be more of a funny idiot! Like acting!"

"Wedge may be the only hope we have for our Booplesnoot Police Department!" Kitzwit cries sarcastically. "Although he's not the greatest thing since sliced bread either! Say, what's so great about sliced bread anyway? Who came up with that silly expression? Anyway, then you have Vivi who is just one big talking lug of dumb. You could ask her the time of day, and she'd just reply 'OH YES, I LIKE THAT TOO' before going nom-nom on whatever Squawker desserts are surrounding her this time."

"Oh, here, take this!" Kitzwit offers you.

She tosses, you catch, TOUCHDOWN AND THE CROWD GOES WILD OMG YES YES YES!

~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ added to the Team Pile

"Might have more junk about Al in there if you eat it!" Kitzwit smiles. "But I'm kind of on a diet. Those darn doughnuts last night are making me feel like I'm growing a blubber baby."

"Cheers and HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU, MARTA!" Kitzwit sings as she heads off to work.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Noblejanobii]

http://i.imgur.com/A7FG1CK.png You want me to go out in that? For some pesky interview? Eth no way. This place is way too cutesy I'm out of here.

http://orig10.deviantart.net/3bb6/f/2017/053/d/6/angryshayminpmd_by_writerraven-db01m4b.png Oh no you don't! Come on! We're going to interview #2 Whopper the Milktank whether you like it or not!

http://i.imgur.com/hFoHiTb.png Ack! No! The cuteness! It burnssssss!!

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'm going to work out, I feel to darn cute. Put on some death metal!

[Shruikan]

I'll go talk to #56 Frootkie the Quilava and ask them about what it's like having fire on your back all the time. Oh and if they know anything about the squawkers or anthing else suspicious.

[Neo Emolga]

Hm...I shall search (15) The A+++ Triple Platinum Five Star Fantaisie Restaurant

You rush out all excited and spunky and... weeeee!

Carly's getting some extra puppy love with 4 more points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

Twitching yet?

You then rush over to that funky A+++ Triple Platinum Five Star Fantaisie Restaurant to figure out what the deal is with this fancy place. From the outside, you can tell this place used to be really frilly and posh to the max, but well... so much for that! Everything's funky tea cake now!

@Tea Cake Tragedy - GRASS (+1 Belly)@
Carly has gained .5 points of Belly! Reduced damage because you're a badass fiery pupper!

You take a nibble and wow, barely any effect. Heck, you honestly don't even like it! Wow, suck it down, Squawkers! So much for your dreams of becoming the next Iron Chef!

You hunt through this tea cake mess disaster and try to find anything that survived the transformation. The truth is, not a whole lot remained unaffected. Just about every table, chair, booth, and even the bar got transformed. It also looked like they even had a fountain in the middle of the dining room that was big enough to swim in and had a lot of nice, fancy statues around. So much for that! It's all iffy tea cake now.

You search the kitchen and it's pretty much the same story. Hey, want to try cooking something with tea cake pots and pans!? Prepare for a really sucky time with that attempt! Oh, and the gas stove is tea cake, too, so that puts yet another nail in the coffin. The ovens, the sinks, the pots, the pans, nothing survived!

You then get to the back manager's office. Wow. So much for all the accounting records! And the computer. And all the other stuff like their desk, chair, bookcase, and trunk. Although you get to the back and hey, the safe survived! And wow, what a stupid, overly-frilly thing it is with its fanciful floral carving and other nonsense! You check it out and it seems like you can easily burn that lock down!

{Fancy Frilly Safe: +Fire Type+}

You FLAMETHROWER that sucker and yup, the door becomes easily dismissible molten goo and you check out the goodies inside! And your eyes light up when you see CASH!

$800 Snax$ has been added to the Team Pile!

You scurry out of there with your winnings and a smile on your face! What a delightfully happy doggo you are!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: .5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214544904093706/lugiaexcited.png Time to make the tiny mortals do my bidding! Dance for me, little mortals, dance!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png Erm, ahem. I mean, Zuul! I do hate to drag you into this putrid pudding, and you've already been a huge help, but can you do me one favor? Just a tiny one. Heh.

Escort 3 Zuul the Minccino to (12a) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel Floors 1-4.

You CAN'T WAIT TO MEET ZUUL AGAIN but first... one little minor detail!

Velo just got extra adorable with 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday! Reduced damage from the Puns of Anarchy classy!

Ohhhh man, this just doesn't feel right!

You fly off to Zuul and though he's thrilled to see you, you then clue him in on the job.

"Oh sure, that sounds easy!" he smiles.

So you both head off and rush toward the Shut Up and Sleep Hotel where... oh yeah, that vanilla pudding. Geez. Well, you both can't help it. But hey, at least this time you've got company!

@Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@
Velo and Zuul have tacked on 2 points of Belly from the Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness!

"Mmm-mmm," Zuul hums with a smile as he shoves another wad of pudding into his mouth. "Oh damn these Squawkers for making this stuff too tasty!"

Okay, okay, back to the mission. You both head upstairs to that confounded ventilation duct and Zuul can totally see why you needed him for this mission. There's no way a giant Lugia is squeezing in there like John McClane. But a little Minccino has no problem with that at all! Zuul gets in there and looks around while you wait their patiently. With vanilla pudding dripping on your face. And your wings. And your tail. All while you try to avoid sinking through the gooey floor!

{Ventilation Duct: ^Small Pokémon^}

Zuul comes out, proudly showing you his findings! Why, it looks like a belt with a nifty shield on it! It's meant for guarding against silly Pikachu transformations, but it has the bonus power of repelling overall cuteness! That's quite nifty!

%PSG Power Guard (-1 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)% has been added to the Team Pile!

Oooh, that should come in handy! You proudly thank Zuul for his services and he agrees you both should do this again sometime! It's fun and adventurous! What's life without a little craziness and risk every now and then!?

You repay the favor by letting Zuul ride on your back while you go flying all over town and he's waving a cowboy hat shouting "Yeee-haw!" and all the fun jazz. And you have no clue where he got that hat. Or the boots. Or the jacket. Or where the wild west music is coming from.

What a fun day for you both!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

Bless watched as the infernal spawn of the sparkles she had just massacred took their revenge on this world. Given that everything was already tourist-trap cute, it wasn't exactly very effective, but it tried nevertheless. Everyone seemed joyous and chipper (ugh) about it anyways, so now was the time to check a theory she had about that mad child, Bagz. Was he always that unstable, or was this recent that he had went... Sqwalker class insane? Only one way to find out.

Get Chatty with #40, Snackster, about Bagz, and if he's always been weird or if this was a new thing (ya know, like the start of all this chaos?) Also, where might be the best place to procure a weedwacker? A Thunderous Desire for Lawn Flaying brand one to be specific. Thank you!

Bless slaps on 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday! Reduced damage because of the Puns of Anarchy Style!

Ooh, that felt a bit tingly!

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

While Snackster the Charizard is normally a suspicious and guile chap, why, not today! You ask that plucky Charizard about Bagz.

"Ha, ha, ha!" Snackster laughs. "Bagz isn't just a normal idiot. He takes it to a level of mastery. He's good if you're bored. Now if he were a Squawker... well, I don't know. I think he might even be too stupid for Squawkers to possess. See, if I were a Squawker, would I want to take over someone so heinously moronic like that? Might even be too much for their standards!"

"Looking for weedwackers, huh?" Snackster asked, looking away and thinking it over. "Landscapers probably have one. They've got trucks around, though I imagine some of them must have just fled after the city started turning into candied goo. I think there's one at the Glam Glam Casino. Well, what used to be a casino anyway!"

As you look at Snackster, you see him pull out what looks like a high-coveted item to him. It looks like a military manual with a next codex and... he slams it shut when he sees you spying on it!

"No, no, no-no-no-no-no!" Snackster shakes his head. "I mean... well, you're a REALLY COOL Umbreon and I think we should play beer pong sometime, but these codes... THEY'RE MINE! Unless... well, I need new hardware. You're rich, right!? Sure you are! Get me that new iPhony 89! And that gnarly Phony Slaystation 4! I think then that'll be a fair trade!"

Well, you could be creative, too.

40 Snackster the Charizard: (iPhony 89 AND Phony Slaystation 4) OR <Browser History Hacking>

"Hey, come on, pal, I know you can afford it! I want that stuff bad!"

You snicker when you think "just how bad."

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

http://i.imgur.com/A7FG1CK.png You want me to go out in that? For some pesky interview? Eth no way. This place is way too cutesy I'm out of here.

http://orig10.deviantart.net/3bb6/f/2017/053/d/6/angryshayminpmd_by_writerraven-db01m4b.png Oh no you don't! Come on! We're going to interview #2 Whopper the Milktank whether you like it or not!

http://i.imgur.com/hFoHiTb.png Ack! No! The cuteness! It burnssssss!!

FEEEEEEL THE BURNNNNNNNN!!!!

If you like cute Mimikyus, you're in for a treat because Madder slaps on 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

You decide to harass the appropriately-named Whopper the Miltank. You find normally Whopper is a prima donna, is a bit of a snot, and loves to shop until her credit cards have an aneurism-induced seizure.

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

"Well, well, hello hun!" she tells you, giving you a big, fat hug. "Betcha didn't think I'd do that now!"

You nod. Awkwardness increases. You ask about the Squawkers and if good ol' Whopper knows anything about their nefarious deeds of prime evil and dried boogers.

"I tell ya, something about Bappyboo has me wondering," Whopper insists. "She was always an annoying twit and fruiter than fruitcake, but when things got really hairy with them Squawkers, good heaven to Betsy, she went even more nuts. I think she's just the kind of nutbox the Squawkers would be interested in, but maybe it's just me."

"Maybe Snooki too," Whopper wonders. "She's been acting actually cute and peachy, lately. Probably up to no good! I don't know if she's a Squawker or not for real, but she's up to some suspicious funny business."

"Oh, I have something I really should have gotten rid of, but maybe you'd look better with it!" Whopper insists, throwing something really oddly colorful at you. "Totally not my style!"

You're confused, but then you find yourself scrambling to catch this bizarre thing she just threw at you that looks like a butterfly wing and...

#Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 63 out of 100: FAILED!

Madder gets .75 points of extra Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Adorable Aura! Reduced damage because you're a funny ghost with a love for Halloween!

#[Left Rainbow Butterfly Wing] Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

What kind of funky weird... you know what, you're not even going to ask.

"Have fun now, hun!" Whopper waves you goodbye. "Don't forget to eat your fruits and vegetables!"

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png I'm going to work out, I feel to darn cute. Put on some death metal!

You're extremely darn cute! This is a bad thing and it's good that you recognize this as a threat to national security. You do your civic duty by utilizing death metal, a time-honored tradition and custom of growling, snarling, hog-squealing, and screaming. The lights flash. You get random fires and the whole Peep base shakes with your thunderous thrashing and mayhem. You wear armor made of bones.

You bench press a rusted truck. You bend iron bars with your teeth. You floss with razor wire. You jump rope with spiked chains and you use a flamethrower and randomly set a trash can on fire. You get a good whiff just because you can. You smash glass. You upset the neighbors. You steal their barbecue grill. You turn that same barbecue grill into a bulldozer tank. You overthrow ninja masters.

Dio has dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel better. There's still plenty of cuteness to shake off, but it feels good to have anarchy running through your veins again.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

I'll go talk to #56 Frootkie the Quilava and ask them about what it's like having fire on your back all the time. Oh and if they know anything about the squawkers or anthing else suspicious.

Frootkie seems like a nice chap, so you head out there and... oh.

Fírnen has become extra adorable and plushy with 4 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

Normally Frootkie is a fruity, dramatic Pokémon, but today she's not letting the world get to her! And she's dressed like a ballerina. Even while she's working at the mall at the Barnies and Nibbles Bookstore.

"Hi hi there!" Frootkie greets you with an overly-energetic smile! "I hope you're having a really, really, REALLY wonderful day! Oh my god, if not, you'd better start trying! Or I'm going to make you have a really wonderful day MY WAY OH YES OH YES!"

You ask her about having fire on her back. She giggles.

"It's cool, isn't it!?" she smiles, giving you a nifty demonstration before she winks as you. "Who needs sparklers when I have this!? I'm way cooler than those! Too cool for school!"

You then ask her about Squawkers and if she knows anything about them. She nods, having a sudden change in heart and look on her face.

"Ugh, I had this one customer," Frootkie moans, looking tired. "Comes in here, buys six books. And get this. These books are all about candy canes and ringtones. Candy canes! Who even cares about those outside of Christmas season!? Well, this nutwhack named Bappyboo does. She's a regular customer here, but lately she's gotten WEIRDER. Keeps calling me 'sweetcakes.' I LOATHE being called 'sweetcakes.' I even told her that but she just giggles. Do me a favor and keep a watch on that psycho, because she might be one of them."

"And don't get me started on Bagz!" Frootkie exclaims. "I hate Bagz. Bagz has his goat head so far up his rear that he's probably discovered an alternate dimension in there by now. Just the other day, he comes in here, EATS A BOOK, and gives us a bad rating on a RESTAURANT REVIEW WEBSITE! Stay away from him, because he'll make you dumber just with his presence."

"Oh, and I need suggestions for a new costume next week," Frootkie tells you. "I LOVE costumes! I'm thinking either a Dragonite, a hair comb, a compact disc, or a burrito that's actually made with chocolate, marshmallows, and yummy gooey layer cake on the inside all wrapped with a fluffy pancake! Yeah, you're right, I'll go with the hair comb."

You then say your goodbye and wave, feeling somewhat smarter than you did before.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/573.png Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 7: Night Cycle Actions now!

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/animation-cartoon-cloud-clouds-gif-Favim.com-238473.gif

This Evening's Weather Is...
Perfectly Normal Day!
No changes! Perfectly clear skies and plenty of fresh air!

Time Remaining:
https://pending.me.uk/cd/pur_1526954400.png (https://www.pending.me.uk)

Get your shakin' goin' on!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire Ladybugclue ARandomTool

[Chakramaster]

I'm gonna put this new form to good use! Search (48a)!

[Noblejanobii]

http://i.imgur.com/ZH7Zuzl.png Excellent! A perfectly normal night!

http://i.imgur.com/hgJ7ivA.png Time for some vandalism.

https://i.imgur.com/CnqqZGw.png Madder, no. We need to search (29) Talmart Exterior

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png You're such a buzzkill.

http://orig07.deviantart.net/fdf4/f/2017/053/2/d/urkshaymin_by_writerraven-db01m0o.png If it keeps us from getting arrested I'm all for it.

[Scytherwolf]

I'll search the (17) Booplesnoot Sity Hall - (17) Exterior

[Clover the Ninetales]

I'm gonna put this new form to good use! Search (48a)!

https://s5.postimg.cc/hh1vlqbhj/Ninetales_Normal.pngYou search through those first five floors of the Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos...

...but then you find me and you seemingly forget everything you've seen and heard from this little excursion of yours.





...

Do you know who I am, Soren...?


...

...But that would be wrong to call you that. You see, I can gaze beyond your internet anonymity...

...


...I see you at your keyboard... ERIC MCCOY.


...

That's right, Eric. I will always know who you are, whether you're a human, a Pikachu, a Beautifly, a Jirachi, or what have you...

...

I guess it's about time I reveal who I am, because it's obvious you've forgotten. You really shouldn't have, but you did. I haven't forgotten YOU when YOU pulled one of my tails! And you know what happens when you do that! You did it to me in a dream you don't remember... but it still happened and it still counts. And I sure remember!

Your computer glitches. Your system malfunctions. Your screen blackouts. I laid that 1,000 year curse on you, Eric. Because you were too curious to restrain yourself and you wanted to see what mystery curse you'd get. You got your foolish wish, after all. So I want you to remember what you did every time your computer, your tablet, your smartphone, or even just your mouse stops working and starts misbehaving, because that's how I punished YOU for what you did.

So why am I here? Because I OWN you, Eric. Because as long as my curse is on you, I watch you. I see you. I follow you. You think you can run from me in this little town of Booplesnoot gallivanting as a Pokémon? You can never run from me, and that's yet another act of foolishness.

These Squawkers. I'm not going to let them continue to have their way with you, because as long as I exist, they're not going to undo this curse. I will see to that. Never before has a 1,000 year Ninetales curse been broken by some outsider, and I'm not about to let the one I laid on you be the first. But these Squawkers and their... strange and enigmatic natures. They're putting it in jeopardy with the unfathomable... magic they're capable of doing, and I'm going to see to it that they won't get their way. Not with you, and not with me.

This puts me in an unusual circumstance, but in order to correct this... I have to help you and the rest of you Emissaries. Or Peeps, whatever you want to call yourselves now. I need these Squawkers eliminated to ensure this curse stays intact, because if these Squawkers disrupt it, it may even affect me on levels even I'm not aware of. But so be it. You get lucky this time, Eric, but if you needed any more proof that I'm always watching, here it is.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/038.png Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
Belly: 0/14 (10+4)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

http://i.imgur.com/ZH7Zuzl.png Excellent! A perfectly normal night!

http://i.imgur.com/hgJ7ivA.png Time for some vandalism.

https://i.imgur.com/CnqqZGw.png Madder, no. We need to search (29) Talmart Exterior

http://i.imgur.com/Ps0tHUW.png You're such a buzzkill.

http://orig07.deviantart.net/fdf4/f/2017/053/2/d/urkshaymin_by_writerraven-db01m0o.png If it keeps us from getting arrested I'm all for it.

Yeah, come on, Sloane. Such a buzzkill.

You head over to the outside of Tal-Mart to see if they've got anything cool going on. Like free money!

Well, it's mostly parking lots, cars, and empty Staryubucks cups. That alien technology and those cheat codes you were hoping to find just aren't around. You find the exterior of this huge store is actually pretty nice and isn't grimy and nasty, but you imagine it probably doesn't have too long before it all becomes some deranged dessert creation.

You start checking out the most obscure places, like the dumpster, the circus tent, the sandbox displays, and every shopping cart. Well, you don't find much (besides sand), but then you check the storm drain just a short waddle away from the front entrance. You find there's just enough room for you to squeeze in, but to make it a little more convenient, you remove the grate from the other side so it's not such a pain in the butt.

And then you hear maniacal laughing. You turn around and it's a god-forsaken Mr Mime. With a blue balloon. And he just keeps smiling. And somewhere off in the distance, you think you hear deranged carnival music playing.

"Hi there, Maddie," he laughed. "Looking for this?"

He then dangles a key fob in front of you. You figure you're probably going to need that. You see the label on them for just a fraction of a second, but the word "landscaping" sticks out. Landscaping, that weed-whacker, it all sounds like it's coming together, but this creep is in the way and he's got the keys you need.

"We can be friends, Maddie," he smiles again in a creepy way. "I'm Nickelfool the clown. Maddie and Nicklefool. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think, Maddie? You want the keys, Maddie? How about a balloon? It floats, Maddie. You'll float too! We all float down here."

Yeah... no. Right now, you're one rocket launcher short of dealing with this freak, so you decide to bail out of there while you can. And he just laughs as you run, though you figure this is the better deal than to risk getting your arms ripped off.

{Storm Drain: ^Small Pokémon^ AND Something to Deal With Nickelfool the Mr Mime Insanity Clown}

You head back to Peep base, remembering you've got something to deal with clowns somewhere around here. Maybe not a nuclear weapon of mass destruction, but at least something conventional!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[ARandomTool]

Well, I didn't mean to DELETE my post outright, but, uh, OK. Any who, priorities are a thing, so...
Before Bless could leave the base, though, Madder came back with info - some clown in the parking lot at Tal-Mart had the keys to the truck she was seeking. Normally she liked that kind of demon that fed on fear, but today, it was just in the way. Burn, clown... BURN.
Using the Anti-Clown spray on the Insanity Clown in the Tal-Mart's parking lot, to attain keys. Neo Emolga

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png *cracks my gigantic weird bird knuckles*

Search (12b) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) Floors 5-8

[arnisd]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png for better or worse, I probs should work out again to get to a safe amount of cuteness. Which means... we will have to put on.... da music *dun**dun**DUUUUN*

[Shruikan]

I'll go search the (47) The Chatty Chatroulette Chatot Gourmet Dining Restaurant.

[Ladybugclue]

It's very true. It's way better down where it's wetter, so let's keep searching. Look around at 64b.

[Neo Emolga]

I'll search the (17) Booplesnoot Sity Hall - (17) Exterior

You trek on over to Sity Hall, since the weather is actually somewhat normal and isn't freakishly deranged today. It's rare, I know.

You get there and holy popping snot, the Squawkers definitely had fun with this one. What used to be a fancy government building is now an outright ridiculous chocolate and caramel gooey Halloween Cake Castle, though it's May and five months away from this nonsense. Still, they went for a ridiculous haunted house theme made of gingerbread, chocolate, marshmallow goo, and loads of other gunk. You sure feel sorry for whoever has to work here.

Although it does seem a little tempting...

@Yummy Spooky Halloween Cake Castle! - GHOST (+2 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
Carly has slapped on 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Yummy Spooky Halloween Cake Castle!

But ohhhh, so delicious! It does give you the feeling of having your own birthday cake to dig into all on your own! But darn, not a napkin in sight!

Well, after having more than a few dozen bites, you check to see if anything weird is going on around the outside. And well, it's hard to take Booplesnoot Sity Hall seriously when it looks like this now. You also see none of the cars were spared in the... chocolate bar parking lot.

It's odd, but you find a strange door in the side of the building that looks like it was meant to be for some kind of service entrance, but it's been... changed into something else with rainbow graffiti everywhere that looks like a three year old vandalized it. You hear... annoying things from it and it sounds like it's playing crappy pop music one second, with farting noises in the background, then a baby crying, then a screechy sound, followed by the Teen Titans Go theme. It makes you cringe, but it definitely seems like something the Squawkers would do, so you figure despite your desire to just walk away, you investigate. You approach the door, wondering just what the hell is wrong with this thing until...

#Spraying Sticky Glitter Everywhere! - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 7 out of 100: FAILED!
Carly gets even more annoyed with 1.5 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness! Reduced because buggers ain't got nuthin' on you, fire puppy!

It sprays heinously sticky glitter all over you like some fruity nonsense spider just blew up their whole web sac at you! What a pain in the butt.

You take a closer look at the door, and it looks like whatever 3-year-old set this up is demanding sacrifices again. And they're talking like they were drop kicked and knee-hauled in the head again.

Heeheeheeheehee wanna get in here well too bad cause to do so, u gotta give up all ur goodies and stuff like yeah want dat hasty beast mde bracer thingy an yea gimme dat 50d20 2-handed serd o chaos too an yeah me wantz dat krazy kitty katana thingy too yeah gimme all those or u neva git in here eva hee ha ha ha ha ha11!!1!!

You really want to punch whoever wrote in this in the face.

#{Annoying Irritating Door of Whiny Sounds: Demanded sacrifice of Hasty Beast Mode Bracer AND 50d20 Two-Handed Sword of Chaos +5 AND Krazy Kitty Katana} Spraying Sticky Glitter Everywhere! - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

You decide to head back to base and you really hope those annoying sounds don't keep playing in your head while you're trying to sleep. Though maybe you can ask one of the other Peeps to play some death metal to cleanse it out.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7.5/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

Well, I didn't mean to DELETE my post outright, but, uh, OK. Any who, priorities are a thing, so...
Before Bless could leave the base, though, Madder came back with info - some clown in the parking lot at Tal-Mart had the keys to the truck she was seeking. Normally she liked that kind of demon that fed on fear, but today, it was just in the way. Burn, clown... BURN.
Using the Anti-Clown spray on the Insanity Clown in the Tal-Mart's parking lot, to attain keys. Neo Emolga

It's all good!

...

Upon hearing Madder report the instance of a clown, you decide that while a minigun and more than enough ammo to give Nickelfool a bullet breakfast he'll never forget isn't available in the Team Pile inventory, the Anti-Clown spray should suffice, though you wonder how this stuff really eradicates specifically clowns. Well, time to find out!

You head over to Tal-Mart and locate the storm drain that Madder carefully removed before encountering that creep. Well hell's bells, that annoying and deranged carnival music starts playing again. You take a curious peek into the storm drain, and you do a bit of a double-take when a blue balloon suddenly flies out and nearly bumps into your face. Of course it has to pop and get ketchup all over the place, including you.

"I got another!" the mind-gratingly annoying Mr Mime laughs at you. "You like that, wouldn't you, Bless? Of course you do. It floats!"

He then emerges from the storm drain... and he just laughs maniacally while his head twists and jitters in unnatural, freakish ways.

Oh my god. Look at this*#@%ing clown. Of course. It had to be a clown. No wait, it HAD to be a clown. And it had to be Madder for you to finally understand that some rules are made to be broken. Time to nut up or shut up. @$*# this clown.

He charges at you, and then you back kick him in the groin when he gets close enough, making him hunch over and fall flat on his back, snarling. Then you stand over his fugly face, pop the top of the can off, and smile.

"Hope you find your way back to hell just fine," you grin.

You then spray that crap all over his nasty pastyass face and he howls and melts like that creepy dude at the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Anti-Clown Spray] has been used up!

He squirms and thrashes around and screams "I'M MELTING YOU HORRIBLE-" but then he's cut off because you stomp him in the groin one more time before all of that melts as well.

{Storm Drain: ^Small Pokémon^ AND Something to Deal With Nickelfool the Mr Mime Insanity Clown}

You then find the keys he was hiding and yep, you read the tag on the side and it reads "The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping" with a colorful floral theme. Yep, you'll be taking that with you.

[Landscaping Truck Key Fob] has been added to the Team Pile!

You then walk away from the scene, putting on some shades, and then a random explosion happens in the background with some badass heavy rock music soundtrack in the background.

@$*# this clown.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png *cracks my gigantic weird bird knuckles*

Search (12b) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) Floors 5-8

You decide to fly off to that creamy vanilla pudding hotel that you've seem to take a liking to. Well, it hasn't changed too much since the last time you were here, and...

@Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@
Velo has gained 2 points of Belly from the Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness!

Mmm, yep, still tastes delicious! Okay, you got me, this HAS to be the real reason you keep coming back here!

You check the fifth floor first, having a bit of a challenging time trying to not sink through the floor that's barely keeping the hotel standing to begin with. Each room is easy to get into, but it's more of the same with barely anything getting by the transformation. Want to lie on your vanilla pudding bed while in the dark because your vanilla pudding lamp isn't working and there's nothing to watch because your vanilla pudding TV won't turn on? Well, you've come to the right place!

When you get to floor #6, well, occasionally you find a bag, a shoe, or some other loose item that survived the transformation, though nothing particularly useful. It isn't until you get to Floor #7 that you find someone's pink fanny pack with money inside.

Velo has found $200 Snax!$

Really, though? A fanny pack? Oh, and there's breath mints and tissues inside as well, but you don't really need those.

You finish scouting through the eighth floor, but it's mostly just more junk and clothes that not only don't fit you, but look incredible tacky as well. Really, polka dots? What is this, this 60s?

You decide to fly out the window because taking the elevator... there is no elevator, and vanilla pudding stairs sounds like a challenge ripped right out of Double Dare.

Cheerio!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/HscDPke.png for better or worse, I probs should work out again to get to a safe amount of cuteness. Which means... we will have to put on.... da music *dun**dun**DUUUUN*

You feel ANGRY. You let the hate flow through you, fire up some Slipknot, and then you take a sledgehammer and start smashing everything in sight like a freaking wrecking crew on steroids. Then you gnaw on said sledgehammer until it sets your fangs on fire and you howl carnage and terror, traumatizing children all over town. Your eyes glow red and black shadow tendrils fork and weave out of your howling maw.

Dio has annihilated 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You sweat fire and anger, and you float just from the sheer force of anger alone. You unleash an evil laugh, and you feel... better. You descend slowly to the ground and it definitely feels nicer to have purged that cuteness out. Ahhhh!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/329.png Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[AgloMe Oen]

I'll go search the (47) The Chatty Chatroulette Chatot Gourmet Dining Restaurant.

Hi hi!

Wait, what do you mean you're not happy to see me!? Oh, you're such a tease!

You decide to check out the lovely Chatty Chatroulette Chatot Gourmet Dining Restaurant, which really looks like it was hit HARD by the tenacious Squawkers! I mean holy popping Miltank, there's just enormous heaps of chocolate everywhere! My goodness, it would be a sin not to try a nibble, right!?

@Extreme Chocolate Bonkers Just For You! - DARK (+4 Belly)@
Fírnen really loves it and dumps on 4 bonus points of Belly from the EXTREME CHOCOLATE BONKERS JUST FOR YOU!!!

Oh honey, it's going to take a marathon to burn that off! But hey, maybe you like running!

You wander around this choco-catastrophe and find what used to be tables, chairs, the grand piano, the bar, the fancy balcony, and so much more now just thick chocolate goo! It used to be such a lovely, posh place where meals would cost more than $1000 Snax$ and you practically had to pay just for a reservation!

Wow, even the bathrooms were fancy! Oooh, I really need my sink to look like a fountain! Really? So that's where all the money is going toward. Oh, and toilets that self-wrap the seat with lining! You know you're eating in an expensive place when they've got those! Or... when they used to have those! They're just more chocolate now, but you seemed to really like it!

Oh, you decide to search the outside grounds and wow, more chocolate crazy statues, lawn ornaments, and ooh, what's this!? You find what looks like a very colorful, mystic, altar that has a shiny allure to it! It's one of the few things that aren't chocolate! How curious! Ooh! You take a closer look and...

#Cutesy Puffy Powder Everywhere! - FLYING (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 14 out of 100: FAILED! YAY!

Fírnen has reached cuteness critical mass from the 6 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Cutesy Puffy Powder Everywhere!
13/12

EEEEeeeee, it swarms and gathers around you like crazy and you just can't shake it off as it just makes you so much more fluffy fluff adorable and you shake, grin, and dance until it hurts!

You squeee at this alter and you see this crazy alter is requiring all kinds of crazy rainbow items for what has to be some ridiculous ritual of some sort! How could something this insane be real!?

{Altar of Cutesy Happy Fun Time Rainbows: Placement of the Rainbow Fidget Spinner AND Placement of the Rainbow Colored Pencils of Yay! AND Placement of the Rainbow Glitter That Sticks to Everything AND Costume Rainbow Butterfly Wings AND Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling} #Cutesy Puffy Powder Everywhere! - FLYING (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

But oh, oh, snap, more of those fluffy puffs of extreme cuteness just cling to you, turning you into the softest, plushiest, and most DOWNRIGHT ADORABLE CINCCINO in the universe! Squeee yippie-yippie-yay! Suddenly for a few seconds, you can sing in the most KAWAII musical tones like a sweet little songbird! Everything around you is full of cutesy bliss and happiness that everything FEELS SO ADORABLE, PEACHY, AND FINE and then-



https://i.gifer.com/p7G.gif
KA-BOOOOOM!!!!!!

Aww, it's such a lovely and adorable sight, seeing you explode so beautifully and with so much extra fluff and flair! But what a shame, no one got to see it! Besides me! Well, you do have that Ecstatic About Static thing on! But that's okay, it'll be our little secret! Teeheehee! I won't forget! Pinky swear!

What a lovely, little day! Please come back again, soon!


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https://i.imgur.com/RZnAQpj.png Fírnen the EXPLODED Cinccino! (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: POW.
Overwhelming Cuteness: SUPER POW!
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Bulbasaur]

Search (20a) Restaurant (CANDY).

[Neo Emolga]

It's very true. It's way better down where it's wetter, so let's keep searching. Look around at 64b.

You decide to keep checking out It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments because darn it, you totally agree with that statement! Swimming is like flying without the fear of falling! What beats that!?

You dive in and swim down to the apartment building where it doesn't seem like too much has changed since you were last here, but hey, you haven't checked out this nifty area yet! So you start from the fifth floor this time and begin by searching each apartment, as long as the silly Pokémon who lives there forgot to lock their door! Hey, you'd be surprised how many times this happens!

Nothing much on the fifth floor seems unusual, save for the Goldeen panties, the sticky slappy hands, and the watering can, which seems... pointless underwater. The sixth floor is pretty much the same deal. Some Poilwhirl seems to really like building models of lamps out of toothpicks and there's a Lanturn with a serious craving for olives and peaches, but nothing really extra oddball.

Then on the seventh floor, you find something really funky. This apartment has a heavy metal door unlike all the other apartments and all the engravings and carvings seems to suggest the owner has a real love for magical mer-Pokémon. Or, at least, non-water type Pokémon now equipped with mermaid tails. It's... odd, really. Maybe it kinda works with humans, but with Pokémon, it's a funky-fest. Check out mermaid Raichu and the mermaid Lucario!

The heavy metal door has a biometric scanner, which is funky, but you shrug and try it out anyway and press the seashell-shaped button. Some white scanning lasers shoot out of electronic gadget thingy which you thought was a peep hole. The lasers surround you, and then suddenly they stop.

WHAT. REALLY. YOU'RE ALREADY A WATER TYPE. GET SOME OTHER POKÉMON DOWN HERE AND DARN IT, DRESS 'EM UP AS A MERMAID. COME ON, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW THIS WORKS BY NOW. WE NEED MORE MEMBERS FOR OUR CLUB!

You shrug, but figure something's gotta be up with this nonsense. Really, these water types have the weirdest hobbies. But, you figure if some Peep pretends to play along with this and slap on one of these mermaid tails and comes with some typical mermaid gear, it might convince the loony that set this up that they're serious about... whatever this is about.

{Locked Magical Mermaid Apartment Door: Needs to see a Staryu Hair Clip AND a Seashell Necklace AND a Magical Mermaid Tail}

You check out the eighth floor, but all you really find that some Vaporeon likes making glue sculptures and Blimey the Azumarill loves making origami out of his traffic tickets. The fact he's gotten really good at it makes you wonder just how many of these he's had practice with...

You decide to head back and chillax for a while. :]

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

Search (20a) Restaurant (CANDY).

You decide to check out what used to be the restaurant part of Bave and Duster's. It looks like it used to be a really cool place that served specialty drinks, all kinds of cool food, and nifty appetizers, but after the Squawkers had their way with it, well, it's just sherbet now. Yummy... tasty... crazy sherbet.

You wonder for just a bit with a little lick...

@Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess - ICE (+2 Belly)@
Eddie loves this stuff enough to rack up 4 points of Belly from the Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess! Amplified because you've got a softie spot for yummy frozen treats!

Urf. You certainly enjoy it, but you probably should have stopped enjoying it a while ago...

You decide to head in and every booth, table, piece of retro paraphernalia, and light fixture is now just more and more gooey sherbet. Oh, did you want some chicken fingers, coconut shrimp, or mozzarella sticks? No, you just get more sherbet today!

Of course, there's not a single patron here tonight. Although you do find something in the back office that looks like it was stashed away here after all the sherbet transformation happened. It's likely Squawker-related, so you check it out and...

#Ultimate Shower of Pixie Powder! - FAIRY (+6 to Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 6 out of 100: FAILED!

Eddie has slapped on 3 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Ultimate Shower of Pixie Powder! Reduced damage because you're a badass Bulbasaur who ain't a sucker for fairy nonsense!

You get BLASTED with shiny, clingy pixie powder, but thankfully they didn't count on you showing up. Yeah... that could have been a whole lot worse.

You try to reach it, but it's in an alcove that's too high for a small Pokémon to get to, but too narrow for anyone big to squeeze in. And it even needs a fairy card key reader. Seriously, since when do fairies use card keys?

#{Locked Cache of Magical Fairies!: ^Medium Pokémon AND Magical Fairy Card Key Reader} Ultimate Shower of Pixie Powder! - FAIRY (+6 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#

Well, unfortunately, despite your attempts to jump up there and try anyway, you're just a few feet short.

You don't find anything else around, so you decide to head back and at least make a note of this pesky pixie thing.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/001.png Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

#17 Blimey the Azumarill was turned into a glorious, giant sugar cookie by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 51 Hangry Fans Hotel!

It had been a troubling night for ol' Blimey. Biggs had been called by Hude, who was going frantic over the aqua rabbit's troubling transformation.

"WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Hude wailed. "I recognized him the second I saw it! POOR BLIMEY! I shop at GameFlop all the time because I'm so bad at restraining myself and protecting my disposable income and- ooh, shiny!"

Biggs just turned to Wedge and shrugged as Hude went to suddenly go chase a car down the street. The nutty Lopunny then picked up the giant, nicely detailed sugar cookie that used to be Blimey the Azumarill. Again, it looked like Blimey was totally ecstatic about this transformation as it happened, but Wedge shook his head in doubt as the Machamp made an angry face.

"It HAS to be mind control!" Wedge snarled. "Artificial happiness. All of it!"

"Ohh," Vivi jumped up and down. "Could... could I at least try a little-"

"NO," Wedge snapped at her. "That's like eating someone's corpse!"

"Aww..." Vivi moaned in sadness as the Golisopod's expression become all melancholy. "Such... tasty... corpse. It could have been mine! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

Biggs looked around, but didn't see much for evidence besides... yet another cookie left behind by the assailant. It was a simple and ordinary chocolate chip cookie, just sitting there right besides his bunny foot. It looked so innocent, but then again, so nefarious considering the situation.

"Cookie Monger!" Biggs exclaimed in horror. "I knew it! That villainous, evil, cookie-obsessed knave! When will their disastrous and maniacal plot to cookie-tize the world come to an end!? "

"Would you stop it and get with the program!?" Wedge shouted. "Man up and help me fight these maniacs! And that goes for you too, Vivi!"

Wedge then looked for Vivi, suddenly noticing she disappeared. Biggs too, couldn't find the missing Golisopod at first either. But then when they turned around, there she was, running after the same car that Hude the Spoink was bouncing toward.

"SHINY!" Vivi and Hude chimed in together as they merrily chased the speeding automobile.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
7/20

(3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 8: Day Cycle Actions now!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/102873-Animated-Sunrise.gif?1

This Morning's Weather Is...
Perfectly Normal Day!
No changes! Perfectly clear skies and plenty of fresh air!

Time Remaining:
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Rock it out!

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire Ladybugclue ARandomTool

[Clover the Ninetales]

https://s5.postimg.cc/404x2v8vr/Ninetales_Sweat.png Sweet Arceus, this town and these "Squawkers." I swear I've never seen something so ridiculous in my life.

I'll see what going on in this (41) Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting.

[Scytherwolf]

Gonna work out, cuteness is too high.

[VeloJello]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png If Hude turns out to not be Al like I'm thinking, this is going to be pretty embarrassing, eh?

Search (12c) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) Floors 9-12.

[Noblejanobii]

Gotta pump some iron. Can’t risk gettin too cute.

[Chakramaster]

I'm gonna use Reincarnate on Fírnen. We need all the help we can get right now.

[ARandomTool]

Bless gently lifted a shard from the gooey mess that used to be Nicklefool in her teeth. She had made his last moments so EXCRUCIATING that he had condensed his power into a tiny gem, to come back from death eventually. Normally he would have just melted away, but hey, Bless liked this crazy buffoon for some reason, so she had done him some hurt so she could have someone to play as in the next round release him back into this accursed tourist trap when this all was over. This town needed a proper demon possessing it.
When she got back to base, gem under her tongue and key ring in her mouth, she noted the Ninetales in the room. She nodded, glad to have someone else who understood that this was the worst time they had had since being frozen in a statue. Well, or something comparable.
She looked over at the map after dropping the pink crystal in the pink carpet of her pink room and spending about an hour trying to find it, ripping out everything that annoyed her as well. Her room was now a survivor of a class 6 hurricane, rather than a pretty pretty ballerina. That's where the casino was, then. With the keys STILL in her mouth (she almost started to like the metallic tang of the metal, Bless noticed), she went off to get that weedwacker from (18a) The Glam Glam Casino Parking Lot (CANDY). At least, she hoped the landscaping truck was there, and not crashed into the main building...

[Ladybugclue]

AND A ONE MORE TIME! Explore 64c.

[Shruikan]

(Am I allowed to post my action if I'm currently dead? I'll be alive by the time it gets to my turn, so I don't see why not...)

So if I'm allowed to post in advance, once I'm revived I'll have a look around (6) Stuff Your Gut Grocery Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) If I'm not, then I guess I'll lie around all day instead and you can ignore this.

[Neo Emolga]

https://s5.postimg.cc/404x2v8vr/Ninetales_Sweat.png Sweet Arceus, this town and these "Squawkers." I swear I've never seen something so ridiculous in my life.

I'll see what going on in this (41) Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting.

It is ridiculous, isn't it!?

You take advantage of the nice, normal weather and head over to the insane Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting and you hear them before you even get to the park. Toots. All from visitors picking up little pipes of various sizes and not resisting the temptation to blow into them. The whole place is a chorus of toots and there's no semblance of a song trying to be created.

The rest of the park is normal, though! Nice maple, oak, elm, and willow trees give the place a cozy and homey feeling. It's quite refreshing from the candied crapola all over the rest of the town. Normal park benches of various sizes for various Pokémon, and plenty of grass patches to relax. Only problem is the tooting is coming from everywhere. And it's the kind of thing that if you spend too much time here, you'll probably hear it in your sleep. You search through the park, but you don't find anything peculiar or nifty at first.

And then you find IT. What looks like a cement stone storage shed is actually something... not so pleasant when you find the front door...

#Super Cuteness Radiation! - ROCK (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 48 out of 100: FAILED!

Cipher has racked up 8 points of Overwhelming Cuteness! Amplified because you can't take the rockin' and rollin' but reduced a bit from the Vexing Amulet!

GAWD, you are SMOTHERED by a hideous wave of kawaii-inducing nonsense that flushes over you and makes you feel... ridiculous. You've never felt like this in your life and it just bothers the hell out of you. You look up, adorable and fluffy now, and look at the madness that just did this to you.

This door, made of stone, seems to be containing cute and nefarious. There are circular engravings here depicting adorable kittens and bunnies, but the mount is obstructed by rocks and crap.

#{Stone Door of Unstoppable Cuteness!: Missing Token of Tactical Anime Kittens AND Missing Token of Kawaii Anime Bunnies AND +Rock Type+} Super Cuteness Radiation! - ROCK (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

You just decide to run out of there before it decides to do that again, which you're pretty sure would just outright KILL YOU. Right now, you feel like the most adorable Ninetales on the planet and it's not a feeling that settles well with you. You're also feeling wary about wanting to find out what's in that place to begin with.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/038.png Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
Belly: 0/14 (10+4)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

Gonna work out, cuteness is too high.

You wisely decide to work it out, especially when you see Cipher come back, who left perfectly fine and badass, but now looks all super fluffy and mega adorable. You decide going FULL DARKER THAN BLACK seems ideal and you figure playing with your evil inside might be fun.

You temporarily name yourself WARBORNE HELLBEAST and fire up some thrashing death metal and get your full freaky feral thing on. You grind barbell weights with your teeth like they were cookies and then use your magic to conjure a beautiful peach tree... just before BURNING IT DOWN by coughing up black fire and flames. You blow up a planet with your laser eyes of evil and summon a demon fresh out of hell only to blow him up as well just for funsies!

It's very effective in making that cuteness shed right off!

Carly has eradicated .5 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

Oooh, that felt really good! Those cuteness blues are melting away!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/058.png Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5.5/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357200791439802369/432214547848495114/lugianeutral.png If Hude turns out to not be Al like I'm thinking, this is going to be pretty embarrassing, eh?

Search (12c) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) Floors 9-12.

You're just loving that vanilla pudding, aren't you? I know, I'd like it too, but thankfully I'm safely watching from the narrator box.

Speaking of which...

@Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@
Velo keeps getting that satisfaction with 2 Belly points from the Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness!

Mmmmmmm, so creamy and lovely!

You get your usual pudding snack and then head up to the highest floors of the hotel. You're actually getting pretty darn good at this "navigate through the pudding without plummeting through the floor" game! Maybe they'll make it an Olympic event someday!

The ninth floor doesn't have too much to offer besides that yummy vanilla goo you've been enjoying. Well, that's a lie, you find a "Stupid Cookie" t-shirt that looks like it bought from a tourist souvenir shop. Figures this moronic thing was the only thing that survived when really it should have probably been part of the vanilla pudding floor that feels like waddling through a thick, creamy sea.

The tenth floor is mainly a mess as well and so is the eleventh. It almost seems like you're not going to find anything left in this place, but when you get to the twelfth floor, you see there's actually another Pokémon still living here in one of the hotel rooms! Or... what used to be a hotel room. At first you're surprised to find the Whimsicott just relaxing on his vanilla pudding bed of goo and you almost mistake his fluff for being more pudding, but he sees you and seems a bit surprised, but still relaxed for the most part.

"Hey there," he tells you. "Name's Fuzzball. And you... well heck, you're one big Lugia! That's not something you see every day!"

"These stupid 'Squawkers' totally ruined my vacation," Fuzzball sighs. "And this kind of situation has made it clear I can't exactly go to the front desk and get my money back. Phooey."

He then gets an idea and decides to make a deal with you.

"Say there," Fuzzball smiles at you. "I burned roughly $700 Snax$ on this hotel room and all the luggage, clothing, and stuff that's now just this vanilla goo. That includes my darn airplane ticket! And of course, my wallet, my phone, and all the other stuff I need to get out of here. If you give me that $700 Snax$, I'll help you guys! Though I know it's not exactly safe work considering what I've seen them do to Pokémon. But for that kind of money, I'll consider it. What do ya say!?"

$[Fuzzball the Whimsicott Merc] 700 Snax$

You tell him you'll think it over for now.

"That's fine," he shrugs, not really bothered by it. "I don't really have anywhere else to go right now, but if you decide to go for it, I'll be on board!"

You then head back to Peep base, contemplating the idea of recruiting Fuzzball as a helper.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/249.png Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

Gotta pump some iron. Can’t risk gettin too cute.

You grab a barbell, but instead of actually pumping iron, you suddenly get the urge to just gnash away at it with your teeth, grinding away at it with your EVIL. It is such a wonderful experience that you record yourself and upload it online to share with all your friends and family, who are now disturbed. You then spit fire, smelt down the metal, and then forge a dark, evil metallic sculpture of yourself breathing fire and anger.

Madder has grown stronger with the dark side of the Force and has destroyed 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel... g̵͖̥̯͕͘o̶̥͎͇̙̤͉̻͢o͓̤͜͟͡o̹̲͢͡o̵͍͎̰͉͔̙̲̱͠o̡̝̮̺̬̙̺͝o̷ ̖͖̬͚̘͖͟ͅd̸͉̝͈̪͓͎͜ͅ.̩͚̘̞̥͈̲̙̗. You let loose your best and evilest maniacal laugh, which makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. >:3

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/778.png Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

I'm gonna use Reincarnate on Fírnen. We need all the help we can get right now.

Mhua, ha, ha, of course you do!


NEO PACHIRISU'S CURRENT STATE IS:
https://s5.postimg.cc/sdrpu4z2v/Pachirisu_Normal.png
CHEERFUL AND AMBITIOUS!
Mmm, I guess it is nice to enjoy Memorial Day off. Can't complain about that now! The other nice thing is it means only four work days until next weekend!

Poor Fírnen, he got Cinccino, which is a pretty great Pokémon, only to lose it because of cuteness. Okay, he hasn't been cruel to me, so I can't really make him crash and burn on this one. But I'll admit that I plugged "6" into a random Pokémon generator and picked the one that I think fits best.

You reach deep into the reaches of your spirit, align your chakras, and summon Fírnen's spirit to be instilled into a new body! Woo! Hey, look, he's forming into...!

The Creator has decided to resurrect Shruikan as a...


ALOAN VULPIX!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/30/c3/cf/30c3cfdd8d8baf225f5e5c4dbe5c4cc6.gif

Okay, I'll admit only regular Vulpix showed up in the randomizer, but I'm allowed to cheat at my own game and break all the technical barriers! DEAL WITH IT. You get frosty Vulpix instead of fiery Vulpix. More popsicles, less curry! More blizzards, less heat waves! More Anchorage, less Phoenix! Okay, I'll stop.

Now go back out there and have fun!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/037-a.png Fírnen the Incredible Aloan Vulpix (S: Ice)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

As for you, Mister Soren, you feel better about yourself. Reward yourself by wearing fresh clothing today rather than what's been lying on the floor for the past week! You deserve it!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/385.png Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Bless gently lifted a shard from the gooey mess that used to be Nicklefool in her teeth. She had made his last moments so EXCRUCIATING that he had condensed his power into a tiny gem, to come back from death eventually. Normally he would have just melted away, but hey, Bless liked this crazy buffoon for some reason, so she had done him some hurt so she could have someone to play as in the next round release him back into this accursed tourist trap when this all was over. This town needed a proper demon possessing it.
When she got back to base, gem under her tongue and key ring in her mouth, she noted the Ninetales in the room. She nodded, glad to have someone else who understood that this was the worst time they had had since being frozen in a statue. Well, or something comparable.
She looked over at the map after dropping the pink crystal in the pink carpet of her pink room and spending about an hour trying to find it, ripping out everything that annoyed her as well. Her room was now a survivor of a class 6 hurricane, rather than a pretty pretty ballerina. That's where the casino was, then. With the keys STILL in her mouth (she almost started to like the metallic tang of the metal, Bless noticed), she went off to get that weedwacker from (18a) The Glam Glam Casino Parking Lot (CANDY). At least, she hoped the landscaping truck was there, and not crashed into the main building...

You slip on your shades and head over to the Glam Glam Casino parking lot where you make a shocking discovery! Well, it's crazy chocolate now. You imagine it uses a whole lot less electricity and water, but still. Though you take a curious lick at a big SUV that's now a big chocolate pile and...

@Chocolate Extravaganza - DARK (+3 Belly)@
Bless has slapped on 1.5 points of Belly! Reduced damage because you're already a Jedi Master with the dark side of the Force!

It's... okay. You get tired of it quickly and you get that feeling of tongue boredom. Kind of like eating matzahs without salt or butter. A real taste snooze.

You plunder around the parking lot, looking for a landscaping truck that matches the set of keys you got after eradicating Nicklefool like you toasted his rear and summoned Exodia on him while flipping the birdie on his whole clown family.

And then you find it! It's like one of two vehicles that somehow avoided getting turned into chocolate pasty goo. It's the Awesome Bellossom landscaping truck, which features a winking cartoon Bellossom mascot as she gracefully waters a bed of tulips with a bright blue watering can! I mean, it would be a whole lot nicer if...

...the whole thing wasn't smothered with chocolate sauce and icing goo because of the rest of this mess.

You take the keys and manage to unlock the truck! With a satisfying click, the locks have been disengaged!

{Icing-Coated The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping Truck: +Water Type+ AND It's locked and needs a freakin' key fob}

[Landscaping Truck Key Fob] has been cleaned out of the Team Pile! I mean, you can drive it later if you really want to, but this doesn't have any effect on the game!

You try to open the door, but you realize it's not the door lock that's keeping it shut. The blasted chocolate icing all over it has dried and it's chocolately sugary madness has sealed it shut. You imagine a water type might be able to hose it down and fix this problem, but you're one with the dark side of the Force and as wonderful as this is, it doesn't do anything to wash the truck off. You even try Force Lightning and no dice. There's just no such thing as Force Water. Or Force Rain Shower. Or Force Garden Hose.

You grit your teeth, but you decide to head back to Peep Base and plot your nefarious deeds for tonight!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/197.png Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1.5/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

AND A ONE MORE TIME! Explore 64c.

You cruise on back to It's Better down Where It's Wetter! Apartments where you decide to plunder and prowl through the upper floors to see what these sneaky, guile, and bizarre water Pokémon are hiding.

You scavenge through the ninth floor, but you don't find all too much of interest, though you find it strange there's a Milotic that lives here and she collects underwear that obviously she wouldn't fit into. And there's a Marshstomp that keeps a barbecue grill down here. Like how is he... just forget it.

On the tenth floor, you find one of the water Pokémon here didn't realize you can't raise cactus plants underwater. And brewing coffee would be difficult.

On the eleventh floor, it gets even better when you come across one apartment that looks like it was recently evacuated. Ever try blowing a flute or a clarinet underwater? You even try it and it fails. Hilariously. Although when you look through the sheet music, it seems a little more useful. Whether or not you consider yourself a flute expert, it seems like it would be interesting to try!

[Awesomeness Flute Song Sheet Music] was added to the Team Pile!

You then move onto the twelfth floor and you feel maybe there's a chance something else might be here. However, after finding yet another Pokémon doesn't understand that flying pans and tiki torches aren't going to work in the sea, you decide to head out and return to your treasured bubble gum. It's been waiting for you!

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/418.png Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

(Am I allowed to post my action if I'm currently dead? I'll be alive by the time it gets to my turn, so I don't see why not...)

So if I'm allowed to post in advance, once I'm revived I'll have a look around (6) Stuff Your Gut Grocery Exterior and Main Building (CANDY) If I'm not, then I guess I'll lie around all day instead and you can ignore this.

Heroes never die! It's all good.

You head over to STUFF YOUR GUT GROCERY, where yes, the Squawkers weren't nice to this place either. Oddly enough, the owner, Dinkydee the Hydreigon, absolutely refuses to close. He even claims his desserts are better when... well splat, they're for free all over town. His whole grocery is made of layer cake! What is this madness!?

You know, you can't help but wonder about that layer cake...

@Cake Calamity - GROUND (+2 Belly)@
Fírnen has packed on 4 points of Belly! Amplified because super yummy delicious layer cake makes your tongue do a happy dance!

Oh Atlanta, it's scrumptious! You get many good nibbles out of that and the taste just makes you giggle and dance! I mean heck, you eat like half the front door away before Dinkydee himself looks down on you, looking most unpleased.

"WOULD YOU NOT!?" he shouts.

And you just look at him, flushing with cute embarrassment.

You then check out the rest of the grocery store, and it's... all desserts. Stuff that used to be actual food that wasn't the dessert food it is now. And now it's being sold as "better than then usual Squawker garbage" when really... isn't it still the usual "Squawker garbage?"

STUFF YOUR GUT GROCERY
$~[Funky Marshmallow Goo That Used To Be Milk! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
$~[Chocolate Chunks That Used to be Beans! - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~[Marzipan That Used to be Fruit! - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~ 225 Snax$
$~[Chocolate That Used to be Coffee - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$

And it's like this all over the place, leaving your jaw hanging out in shock. You then look to Dinkydee and truly question his sanity and wonder why he doesn't just accept his losses and start over. I mean really, why spend 250 Snax on chocolate when you can just take a big ol' bite out of the police station or one of the many other chocolate creations of madness the Squawkers created? He might as well be trying to sell air and sleep!

You decide to head out, praying for Dinkydee's family and sending good vibes their way.

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/037-a.png Fírnen the Incredible Aloan Vulpix (S: Ice)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 8: Night Cycle Actions now!

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This Evening's Weather Is...
Apocalyptic Superstorm of Gooey Chocolate Cheesecakes and Dazzling Rainbows!
It’s a savage +6 to Belly and +6 to Overwhelming Cuteness if you venture out! Might be better to just hunker down and spend the day doing a Fitness Workout! unless you really, really need to head out there!

Time Remaining:
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Keep your wits about you!

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[Clover the Ninetales]

https://s5.postimg.cc/404x2v8vr/Ninetales_Sweat.png This is revolting on a level I didn't think was possible.

Stay inside and Fitness Workout. You're all welcome to join me...