SQUAWKERS RPG CHALLENGE - Peep Payback!

[Neo Emolga]

Chakramaster Noblejanobii VeloJello Scytherwolf Shruikan arnisd Bulbasaur Suicune's Fire

It has come to my attention that I've often overlooked silly little mistakes and miscalculations. Again. It's insanity. Once again, Chakramaster has come to the rescue and thought of the brilliant idea of making a little game out of them that you can do while you wait for your turn to be addressed! Meanwhile, I've got to kick my butt into gear to stop making them and to stop being so hasty! This could be a great motivation for that!

How does it work?

You know how Peeps become different Pokémon by me when they get Reincarnated? Here's your chance to get payback on me by... doing the exact same thing! Peep Payback is when THREE of my errors and blunders are caught by the Peeps and one of you gets selected at random to declare what the illustrious Neo Emolga gets Reincarnated into... WHATEVER POKÉMON YOU CHOOSE! Oohhhh dear. XD Yes, yes, I'll even change my avatar and banner to reflect you decision and atone for my shame! And there will be some other changes as well, like usage of the PMD portraits and other profile fluff.

For every THREE goof-ups the Peeps catch, this event of pure nonsense gets triggered and one of you lucky Peeps can have your jollies if the RNG spirits favor you. All you have to do is select a Pokémon!

These are what count for goof-ups and errors:

I freaking did the math wrong. MATH. Well, if I didn't do my stat-tracking correctly and someone should have less or more points than what's currently tracked, bonk me, please!
I forgot to link/add/update something. I know I goofed up this one before and it caused a mishap with poor Xanthe. If I do it again, slap me for it! Anything from forgetting to link something, forgetting to add items to the Team Pile, and forgetting to update changes like Peeps equipping stuff counts for this!
I make a silly spelling/grammar/wrong word mistake. You'd think I'd learn to proofread my crap by now!
I get character names wrong! Now this one's really silly and it's all because of me copying and pasting junk and being lazy. And it has happened a bunch of times before. No excuse! If some other Peep character's name is mentioned in your post when it shouldn't be, zonk me for it!
I totally miscalculate something. Do you have a protective item or Guardian Snow Angel aura that should have stopped damage but didn't? Please, especially nail me for these. That's not cool, but spin it around and make it funny by... PEEP PAYBACK!

JUST NOTE: Please give me at least fifteen minutes to do updates and calculate stuff. Sometimes it takes a bit of time! And because "ooh, you didn't update my stats in the last .001 milliseconds!" is just cruel. A bit funny and silly, but cruel.

The Proud Peep Council
#1 Chakramaster
#2 Noblejanobii
#3 VeloJello
#4 Scytherwolf
#5 Shruikan
#6 arnisd
#7 Bulbasaur
#8 Suicune's Fire
#9 LadybugClue
#10 ARandomTool

Happy Mash the Munna Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Munna makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
0/3

HALL OF SHAME!
This lovely directory will be the storehouse for all my lovely goofs that Peeps have caught so you can laugh and always remember them! Maybe even share them with your grandchildren!

THE EMOLGA ROUND!


Neo Emolga On the first page of the main actions thread for suspects list. For the Peeps; shouldn't Fírnen the Silvally now be "Fírnen the Cinccino?"

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!#post274483


*cough cough* hate to do another, but I um....I got another

Link to interview with Gumshoo is incorrect. It links to HERE (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274616&viewfull=1#post274616) when it should link....HERE (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!/page2#post274618)

Caught by Shruikan!


You go see Slinky the Luxray and he's just overjoyed! You even wake up him and he's totally fine with that,.


THE BULBASAUR ROUND!


"Oh, and he keeps a personal video blog about his dreams, and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship eating all the Dittos he could ever imagine."
Neo Emolga Hmm, small as it may be it's a long run-on sentence. That and "and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship." Shouldn't it be "where he was a Snorlax?" Since there's more than one Snorlax in the world xD


"Bloody hell, it's gotten all over you. You try to shake it off and it just gets all over you!"
These two sentences. I'm very disappointed. Actually I'm not. I just want you to be turned into another Pokémon. Hopefully a Buizel.


Sorry not actually but look at this,
"You declare WAR on cuteness, grab your ten-ton weigh,t and began your hulk up workout."
Pretty sure that is not how you spell 'weight.'

THE POP STAR PIKACHU ROUND!


Oh. Well if we're still doing this then....
"Well, that if the Stalkers haven't turned them into a silly cupcake or a noodle basket yet."
Stalkers? I believe you mean Squawkers.

Found by Chakramaster!

"I've come to the conclusion...!" Biggs declared as he found the card that used to be Dackydee, "that one of these Stalkers keeps turning Pokémon into cards!"

Found by Chakramaster!

Velo has used $400 Snax to purchase the [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Another satisfied customer!

He nods, waddles over to the display case, and pulled out the mysterious and luminous [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Behold, they're yours now! You can make a paper origami crane with them, fly it like a kit, blow your nose with them, or... maybe... just maybe... use them for what they're supposed to be used for!

THE PACHIRISU ROUND!

Found by ARandomTool!

You make a square knot out of titanium rods and then you set your biceps and triceps into OVERDRIVE by lifting commuter busses just because it's fun and you get a kick out of that.

Found by Chakramaster!

Okay, I'll admit only regular Vulpix showed up in the randomizer, but I'll allowed to cheat at my own game and break all the technical barriers! DEAL WITH IT. You get frosty Vulpix instead of fiery Vulpix. More popsicles, less curry! More blizzards, less heat waves! More Anchorage, less Phoenix! Okay, I'll stop.


Who is this Firen, and why did I not hear of him when I went to interview Mooker?

Oh, and while I'm at it, it still says I'm a Cinccino under peeps on the suspect list


THE DELIBIRD ROUND!


Uh... I got all three mistakes needed.
Problem 1: Spelling - arnsid Update Post
$[Sprinklalorz!] 150 Snaw$
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Mistake 2: More Spelling - Chakramaster Response Post
Ooh, a crane game! With crazy prizes on the bottom! And how funky, it's still operational! If my operational, you mean the crane still goes up and down, but can't latch onto anything for the life of it.
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Error 3: Forgotten Ability - My own Update Post... I have Killjoy Master! It doesn't even matter but still...
#Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 58 out of 100: FAILED!

[Chakramaster]

Neo Emolga On the first page of the main actions thread for suspects list. For the Peeps; shouldn't Fírnen the Silvally now be "Fírnen the Cinccino?"

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!#post274483

[Neo Emolga]

Neo Emolga On the first page of the main actions thread for suspects list. For the Peeps; shouldn't Fírnen the Silvally now be "Fírnen the Cinccino?"

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!#post274483

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduH5Yr49MxvHPdm/giphy.gif

Yes, it totally should. Corrected!

Happy Slap the Sky Squirrel Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
1/3

[Chakramaster]

Neo Emolga

*cough cough* hate to do another, but I um....I got another

Link to interview with Gumshoo is incorrect. It links to HERE (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274616&viewfull=1#post274616) when it should link....HERE (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!/page2#post274618)

[Neo Emolga]

*cough cough* hate to do another, but I um....I got another

Link to interview with Gumshoo is incorrect. It links to HERE (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=274616&viewfull=1#post274616) when it should link....HERE (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!/page2#post274618)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b9e905008e7ad18f78e5edf3b7225e63/tumblr_ogcyd8awEu1qgeg3ho2_r1_500.gif

https://s5.postimg.cc/tj6fmgo5j/Emolga_Alarmed.pngDUUUUUDE!!!

Okay, now I'm convinced you're going out of your way to hunt down every last one of these things. XP

Either way, I'm in trouble now...

Happy Slap the Sky Squirrel Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
2/3

[Shruikan]

You go see Slinky the Luxray and he's just overjoyed! You even wake up him and he's totally fine with that,.

Does this count as a grammer mistake?

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275529&viewfull=1#post275529

[Neo Emolga]

Does this count as a grammer mistake?

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275529&viewfull=1#post275529

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lizf5bJQgh1qad7qy.gif

https://s5.postimg.cc/8mesvjfif/Emolga_My_Bad.pngOh golly, and that's a really goofy one at that! Yeeep, that sure counts. Probably was from me changing out words, rearranging things around, and leaving stuff in the wrong spot.

Funny, and I thought Chakramaster was definitely going to nail this third one. Fate's funny for that!

Happy Slap the Sky Squirrel Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
3/3

Let's see who's up at bat!


The RNG Spirits Favor...
Bulbasaur!

Bulbasaur, I've never wronged you, right!? Well, it's you who gets to decide this time!

Thank GOD it didn't land on Chakramaster... XD

[Bulbasaur]

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

[Chakramaster]

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

You choose what Neo has to turn into. He's been caught like we have where he basically "exploded" from embarrassment from too many mistakes or "blunders. So he needs to become a new Pokémon. YOU get to choose what he has to turn into besides Emolga

[Bulbasaur]

PXR needs another Bulbasaur so we can take over.

[Neo Emolga]

PXR needs another Bulbasaur so we can take over.

Okay, you got me, but so we shall!

And so the madness starts all over again. What fun!

[Chakramaster]

Oh, and he keeps a personal video blog about his dreams, and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship eating all the Dittos he could ever imagine.
Neo Emolga Hmm, small as it may be it's a long run-on sentence. That and "and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship." Shouldn't it be "where he was a Snorlax?" Since there's more than one Snorlax in the world xD

[Ladybugclue]

Bloody hell, it's gotten all over you. You try to shake it off and it just gets all over you!
These two sentences. I'm very disappointed. Actually I'm not. I just want you to be turned into another Pokémon. Hopefully a Buizel.

[Neo Emolga]

Neo Emolga Hmm, small as it may be it's a long run-on sentence. That and "and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship." Shouldn't it be "where he was a Snorlax?" Since there's more than one Snorlax in the world xD

Eh, a bit of a stretch, but you're right. Though if you guys nail me for missing commas or instances where I should have used a semicolon, I'm screwed. XD

Happy Bonk the Bulbasaur Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Bulbasaur makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
1/3


These two sentences. I'm very disappointed. Actually I'm not. I just want you to be turned into another Pokémon. Hopefully a Buizel.

I'll admit, like you, I wasn't too crazy about the redundancy of these two sentences when I proofread the whole thing, but I drew a blank on how to change it and just decided to let it float on by. But it does sound kinda dumb and only gets worse with age. Sure, let's bag it! XD

Happy Bonk the Bulbasaur Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Bulbasaur makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
2/3

[Ladybugclue]

Sorry not actually but look at this,

You declare WAR on cuteness, grab your ten-ton weigh,t and began your hulk up workout.
Pretty sure that is not how you spell 'weight.'

[Neo Emolga]

Sorry not actually but look at this,

Pretty sure that is not how you spell 'weight.'

FUUUU, I knew a comma was going to kill me sooner or later! It's so minor but... ERAGH, it still counts of course.

Hooo boy, here we go.

Happy Bonk the Bulbasaur Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Bulbasaur makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
3/3


The RNG spirits favor...
CHAKRAMASTER!

Chakramaster

Oh yeah, I know EXACTLY HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO. XD

Figures, figures, I probably deserve this by now. Time for a karma burn! XD

[Chakramaster]

FUUUU, I knew a comma was going to kill me sooner or later! It's so minor but... ERAGH, it still counts of course.

Hooo boy, here we go.

Happy Bonk the Bulbasaur Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Bulbasaur makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
3/3


The RNG spirits favor...
CHAKRAMASTER!

Chakramaster

Oh yeah, I know EXACTLY HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO. XD

Figures, figures, I probably deserve this by now. Time for a karma burn! XD

Weeeeeeell now! Let's see here. Hmmmm.....I think Pikachu is a good choice, buuuuuuuuut let's spruce it up a bit! Let's go with the Popstar Pikachu look! Now you can be as beautiful as a Beautifly! =D xD

[Neo Emolga]

Weeeeeeell now! Let's see here. Hmmmm.....I think Pikachu is a good choice, buuuuuuuuut let's spruce it up a bit! Let's go with the Popstar Pikachu look! Now you can be as beautiful as a Beautifly! =D xD

...You're evil. XD

[Chakramaster]

...You're evil. XD

Totally fitting right? I mean. "Beautifly" "beautiful" if ever a Pikachu tried to look the part. It's Popstar Pikachu. Hey! Be glad it wasn't the Southern Belle Pikachu xD

[Noblejanobii]

Totally fitting right? I mean. "Beautifly" "beautiful" if ever a Pikachu tried to look the part. It's Popstar Pikachu. Hey! Be glad it wasn't the Southern Belle Pikachu xD

Southern Belle Pikachu is so cool though!

[Chakramaster]

Southern Belle Pikachu is so cool though!

That's a pun because of her special move isn't it? :p

Yeah she is! Just not as great as the Popstar Pikachu ;) imo of course

[Noblejanobii]

That's a pun because of her special move isn't it? :p

Yeah she is! Just not as great as the Popstar Pikachu ;) imo of course

Yes it is

Then maybe we'll just have to turn up that Southern charm~

[Chakramaster]

Yes it is

Then maybe we'll just have to turn up that Southern charm~

I may be from the South (born and raised on that), but I'm not a big fan of that. Plus I'm a Southern guy, not girl xD. Popstar Pikachu will always be the best to me ;)

[Neo Emolga]

Totally fitting right? I mean. "Beautifly" "beautiful" if ever a Pikachu tried to look the part. It's Popstar Pikachu. Hey! Be glad it wasn't the Southern Belle Pikachu xD

Ha ha, well, you just mentioned the what...

You never mentioned t̲͢ḫ̱͈͞e̸͍̰̖̮̱ ͈̮͇̜͖H̢̹͍̟̻̙̜O̢̦̳̰͕W̛̰.͖͕


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

[Chakramaster]

Ha ha, well, you just mentioned the what...

You never mentioned t̲͢ḫ̱͈͞e̸͍̰̖̮̱ ͈̮͇̜͖H̢̹͍̟̻̙̜O̢̦̳̰͕W̛̰.͖͕


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Well I didn't wanna be mean. :p I mean if I truly wanted to be mean and torture you I could've told you that you HAD to be nice and say only the most positive of things about anything and everyone and show off your Popstar "cuteness" in the flashiest and most colorful way possible. Instead, I let you take the wheel as to the "how." I'm nice, see? :) have fun! Neo Pikachu. Ha ha ha

[Neo Emolga]

Well I didn't wanna be mean. :p I mean if I truly wanted to be mean and torture you I could've told you that you HAD to be nice and say only the most positive of things about anything and everyone and show off your Popstar "cuteness" in the flashiest and most colorful way possible. Instead, I let you take the wheel as to the "how." I'm nice, see? :) have fun! Neo Pikachu. Ha ha ha

Right... you just didn't think about it and I saw a golden opportunity to take advantage of your oversight! A͔̭̮̮̫̠͎͉͜͝D̛͚̜̬̀͠M͖͔̗̹͉̦ͅI̷̲̺͍̗͖͙̼̭T̢̛̗̝̖̜̬̼͘ ̩̺͝I͔̙̲̩̤ͅT͏͏̨͍͍̙̟̠̳̼!̶̞̩̩̞̻̻

I know the truth. >;3

[Chakramaster]

Right... you just didn't think about it and I saw a golden opportunity to take advantage of your oversight! A͔̭̮̮̫̠͎͉͜͝D̛͚̜̬̀͠M͖͔̗̹͉̦ͅI̷̲̺͍̗͖͙̼̭T̢̛̗̝̖̜̬̼͘ ̩̺͝I͔̙̲̩̤ͅT͏͏̨͍͍̙̟̠̳̼!̶̞̩̩̞̻̻

I know the truth. >;3

Tell me. Have you ever known me to be mean? ;) Naaaaah, plus hey! You just get to be a cute little Pikachu now! Creativity is the best! Used right, it can outsmart any situation :)

[Neo Emolga]

Tell me. Have you ever known me to be mean? ;) Naaaaah, plus hey! You just get to be a cute little Pikachu now! Creativity is the best! Used right, it can outsmart any situation :)

Cute? Sure, until I use my DARK MAGIC OF THE DEFILER! I'm an evil witch, baby!

You know, a cute little Beautifly such as yourself would go great in my cauldron!

[Chakramaster]

Cute? Sure, until I use my DARK MAGIC OF THE DEFILER! I'm an evil witch, baby!

You know, a cute little Beautifly such as yourself would go great in my cauldron!

Well all Popstars have their secrets. This magic is all a part of what makes Squawkers so special!

Hey! i may be a "cute" little Beautifly now, but at least I'm still a male. A roughin' tough'n cowboy with my special skills :p......wait that's not a good thing as a Beautifly is it? XD

EDIT: Neo Emolga also, umm...why would I get into your cauldron? What good would benefit me from that?

[Neo Emolga]

Well all Popstars have their secrets. This magic is all a part of what makes Squawkers so special!

Hey! i may be a "cute" little Beautifly now, but at least I'm still a male. A roughin' tough'n cowboy with my special skills :p......wait that's not a good thing as a Beautifly is it? XD

EDIT: Neo Emolga also, umm...why would I get into your cauldron? What good would benefit me from that?

Sure, except I make my forte a little more infamous. >:3 And hey, "at least I'm still a male" you have no idea how sexist that sounds right now. XD

As for the cauldron, butterflies are a great spell regent. Unfortunately, said butterflies usually don't survive the experience. You didn't have anything important you still needed done, did you?

[Chakramaster]

Sure, except I make my forte a little more infamous. >:3 And hey, "at least I'm still a male" you have no idea how sexist that sounds right now. XD

As for the cauldron, butterflies are a great spell regent. Unfortunately, said butterflies usually don't survive the experience. You didn't have anything important you still needed done, did you?

Urf, yeah I didn't really think before I said that I guess. I really didn't mean it that way. My mind has been everywhere lately and I haven't really thought before I said things at times....I better watch myself.

I-I do have plans! I still need to find a way to become a Pikachu again! This butterfly thing isn't all that great. There's so much more potential! I mean I love jacuzzis, but I don't wanna be burned alive!

[Neo Emolga]

Urf, yeah I didn't really think before I said that I guess. I really didn't mean it that way. My mind has been everywhere lately and I haven't really thought before I said things at times....I better watch myself.

I-I do have plans! I still need to find a way to become a Pikachu again! This butterfly thing isn't all that great. There's so much more potential! I mean I love jacuzzis, but I don't wanna be burned alive!

HA HA HA, you're doomed!!! Your only way to survive is...!!!

...yeah, find more mistakes and change me into something else.

[Ladybugclue]

Oh. Well if we're still doing this then....

Well, that if the Stalkers haven't turned them into a silly cupcake or a noodle basket yet.
Stalkers? I believe you mean Squawkers.

[Chakramaster]

HA HA HA, you're doomed!!! Your only way to survive is...!!!

...yeah, find more mistakes and change me into something else.

Hmm, naaaaah, you shall stay a Pikachu if I have anything to say about it :p

Maybe you can convince me by turning me back into a Pikachu :)

[Neo Emolga]

Oh. Well if we're still doing this then....

Stalkers? I believe you mean Squawkers.

Nope, I totally meant the Stalkers! They've broken the time and space barrier... and the time continuum... and I suddenly decided to make this a crossover special... and... ...

Happy Pounce the Pop Star Pikachu Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Pop Star Pikachu makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
I̖̳͈͠F̦̜͍̝̬ ̝̭̱̮̳͍YO̵̺̯͔U͏̜̪͖̹̼̦ D̷A̭͕͕Ŕ̳̟̳̬È̝̺͚̭͙̥.̨̝
1/3

[Chakramaster]

Neo Emolga

gotcha again with the whole Stalkers/Squawkers again! tsk tsk


"I've come to the conclusion...!" Biggs declared as he found the card that used to be Dackydee, "that one of these Stalkers keeps turning Pokémon into cards!"



aaaaaaaaaaaaand because I'm soooooo nice. Here's the nail to the head to get away from the life of a Pop Star.


Velo has used $400 Snax to purchase the [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Another satisfied customer!

He nods, waddles over to the display case, and pulled out the mysterious and luminous [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Behold, they're yours now! You can make a paper origami crane with them, fly it like a kit, blow your nose with them, or... maybe... just maybe... use them for what they're supposed to be used for!

I'm preeeeeeeetty sure you meant "kite" not kit :p

[Neo Emolga]

Neo Emolga

gotcha again with the whole Stalkers/Squawkers again! tsk tsk

Oh hell, how did I do that yet again!?

As for the kit/kite thing, yeah, that's an easy mistake to make and not something the spell check is going to flag. Le splat.

Geez, I'm not learning very well to clean up my act from all this, am I? XD

Happy Pounce the Pop Star Pikachu Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Pop Star Pikachu makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
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3/3

Here we go...!


The RNG Spirits Favor...
Chakramaster!

This thing seems to like you, Chakramaster!

But yep, it rolled a 1 again, so it's all you!

[Chakramaster]

Neo Emolga well it may not Emolga, but let's go with Pachirisu this time! It's squirrely enough for the squirrel club, right?

[Neo Emolga]

Neo Emolga well it may not Emolga, but let's go with Pachirisu this time! It's squirrely enough for the squirrel club, right?

I'm cool with that! Might take a bit to get used to this enormous tail though! XD

[Chakramaster]

I'm cool with that! Might take a bit to get used to this enormous tail though! XD

I'm sure it will! I mean you were a Pikachu before. Never one with a heart shaped tail though. I'm sure that took some getting used to as well, haha. A squirrel is a squirrel though. Just not....wing flaps xD. So no fun in the sky. You're used to the squirrel part though!

[ARandomTool]

*Cracks knuckles*
You underestimate my power.

You make square knot out of titanium rods and then you set your biceps and triceps into OVERDRIVE by lifting commuter busses just because it's fun and you get a kick out of that.
I'm pretty sure that it's either (A) square knot or square knot(S) that goes in there. This is page 19, Noblejanobii's workout post.

[Neo Emolga]

*Cracks knuckles*
You underestimate my power.

I'm pretty sure that it's either (A) square knot or square knot(S) that goes in there. This is page 19, Noblejanobii's workout post.

But that's so minor! Blah, it counts though. I've been doing pretty well considering!

Happy Pummel the Pachirisu Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Pachirisu makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
1/3

[Chakramaster]

Okay, I'll admit only regular Vulpix showed up in the randomizer, but I'll allowed to cheat at my own game and break all the technical barriers! DEAL WITH IT. You get frosty Vulpix instead of fiery Vulpix. More popsicles, less curry! More blizzards, less heat waves! More Anchorage, less Phoenix! Okay, I'll stop.

*cough cough*

Well ummm...hopefully you haven't forgot. That didn't make much sense. I know you meant "I'm allowed to cheat" or "I'll allow myself to cheat" instead of what you said xD

[Neo Emolga]

*cough cough*

Well ummm...hopefully you haven't forgot. That didn't make much sense. I know you meant "I'm allowed to cheat" or "I'll allow myself to cheat" instead of what you said xD

...and that's what I get for being lazy again!

Happy Pummel the Pachirisu Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Pachirisu makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
2/3

Urf. So close to this insanity happening YET AGAIN! XP

[Chakramaster]

Just noticed....shouldn't the Kawaii Armageddon Event #2 be at 9% or at least over 6% now since Shruikan blew up?

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!/page23#post276940

Didn't event see it in the post for the explosion, but wanted to make sure. Neo Emolga

[Neo Emolga]

Just noticed....shouldn't the Kawaii Armageddon Event #2 be at 9% or at least over 6% now since Shruikan blew up?

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!/page23#post276940

Didn't event see it in the post for the explosion, but wanted to make sure. Neo Emolga

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/037-a.png Fírnen the Incredible Aloan Vulpix (S: Ice)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

This should mean I get to transform you now!

Only kidding, but yeah, that's why. He hasn't turned that off, yet.

[Chakramaster]

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/037-a.png Fírnen the Incredible Aloan Vulpix (S: Ice)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

This should mean I get to transform you now!

Only kidding, but yeah, that's why. He hasn't turned that off, yet.

Ah that's right xD. I was scrolling through and it just hit me. Forgot about that little fact aha.

[Shruikan]

57 Mooker the Slowbro [D/N] M<FIREN'S CHAT!> (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?17175-The-Squawkers-RPG-The-Main-Action-and-Team-Status-Thread-of-Candy-Madness!-NOW-LIVE-AND-INSANE!&p=275977&viewfull=1#post275977)


Who is this Firen, and why did I not hear of him when I went to interview Mooker?

Oh, and while I'm at it, it still says I'm a Cinccino under peeps on the suspect list

[Neo Emolga]

Who is this Firen, and why did I not hear of him when I went to interview Mooker?

Oh, and while I'm at it, it still says I'm a Cinccino under peeps on the suspect list

Oh fu- !!! Yeah, that'll do it. Looks like my days of electric squirrelness are over. XD

Well, they were fun while they lasted, but hey, it'll be a fresh new beginning, right?

Happy Pummel the Pachirisu Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Pachirisu makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
3/3


The RNG Spirits Favor...
VeloJello!

VeloJello, you're up! I'm actually quite curious to see what you're going to pick. XD

[VeloJello]

Oh fu- !!! Yeah, that'll do it. Looks like my days of electric squirrelness are over. XD

Well, they were fun while they lasted, but hey, it'll be a fresh new beginning, right?

Happy Pummel the Pachirisu Event #1: The Creator Neo Emolga Pachirisu makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
3/3


The RNG Spirits Favor...
VeloJello!

VeloJello, you're up! I'm actually quite curious to see what you're going to pick. XD

Dang, look at the power I've been given! Neo, I know nothing of your tastes in Pokemon except that you seem to gravitate toward negatively-charged rodents, so I'm basing this mostly on my personal meme sensibilities.

I now pronounce you... Delibird! Delivering shenanigans all across PXR.

[Neo Emolga]

Dang, look at the power I've been given! Neo, I know nothing of your tastes in Pokemon except that you seem to gravitate toward negatively-charged rodents, so I'm basing this mostly on my personal meme sensibilities.

I now pronounce you... Delibird! Delivering shenanigans all across PXR.

It is an amazing power, isn't it!?

And ha, wasn't expecting that one, but sure, it's a go!

[ARandomTool]

Uh... I got all three mistakes needed.
Problem 1: Spelling - arnsid Update Post
$[Sprinklalorz!] 150 Snaw$
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Mistake 2: More Spelling - Chakramaster Response Post
Ooh, a crane game! With crazy prizes on the bottom! And how funky, it's still operational! If my operational, you mean the crane still goes up and down, but can't latch onto anything for the life of it.
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Error 3: Forgotten Ability - My own Update Post... I have Killjoy Master! It doesn't even matter but still...
#Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 58 out of 100: FAILED!

[Neo Emolga]

Uh... I got all three mistakes needed.
Problem 1: Spelling - arnsid Update Post
$ 150 Snaw$
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Mistake 2: More Spelling - Chakramaster Response Post
Ooh, a crane game! With crazy prizes on the bottom! And how funky, it's still operational! If my operational, you mean the crane still goes up and down, but can't latch onto anything for the life of it.
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Error 3: Forgotten Ability - My own Update Post... I have Killjoy Master! It doesn't even matter but still...
#Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 58 out of 100: FAILED!

#Rekt

Yeah, I was barely even able to spell last night. Been having trouble braining lately. Man, I'm BAD at this! XD

Happy Dunk the Delibird Event #1: The Creator Neo [s]Emolga Delibird makes too many goofs and blunders!:
Here's your fun little chance to get back at Neo and have HIM know what it's like to be transformed into some other Pokémon! The Peep that gets to choose is decided at random, but you can all help at contributing toward the insanity!
3/3


The RNG Spirits Favor...
arnisd!

arnisd, it's now YOUR turn to decide the mayhem!

[arnisd]

I'll take any suggestions, if there are any :p

[Chakramaster]

I'll take any suggestions, if there are any :p

Maybe something from a PMD game this time? Like Chatot or Wigglytuff.....maybe Gardevoir or Munna?

[arnisd]

That last one is fun, munna deserves some more love, though I personally don't feel much for it xD
Neo will hereby become u Munna till the next three mistakes :)

[Neo Emolga]

That last one is fun, munna deserves some more love, though I personally don't feel much for it xD
Neo will hereby become u Munna till the next three mistakes :)

WUT! I don't feel much for it either!

Okay, but I'm getting you two back. Chakra for suggesting it and you for picking it!

[Chakramaster]

WUT! I don't feel much for it either!

Okay, but I'm getting you two back. Chakra for suggesting it and you for picking it!

But I'm a Jirachi! I can make aaaaaaall your dream come truuuuuuuuuue~!

I've already made you a Pop Star Pikachu (I think was my favorite xD) and Pachirisu! I just gave ideas since arnisd needed ideas. I threw a few out.....most good :P

[arnisd]

WUT! I don't feel much for it either!

Okay, but I'm getting you two back. Chakra for suggesting it and you for picking it!

https://i.imgur.com/mKqVWWX.gif

[ARandomTool]

Hey, Munna is better than what my pick is/will be... I wanna see a MissingNeO! Don't know if MissingNO would even fit as a choice, but still.

[Neo Emolga]

But I'm a Jirachi! I can make aaaaaaall your dream come truuuuuuuuuue~!

I've already made you a Pop Star Pikachu (I think was my favorite xD) and Pachirisu! I just gave ideas since arnisd needed ideas. I threw a few out.....most good :P

Make all my dreams come true!? Look at me! This is a nightmare! This monstrous form is your fault! Why not suggest Hydregion? Or Dialga? Those are in PMD! But nnnnOOOoooo, you had to go and suggest the evil floating pink gas bag of hallucinations! Heck, even Pop Star Pikachu had more class than this! "Neo Munna" doesn't even have a nice ring to it!

Expect doom. Lots of doom. Heaps of doom. Mounds of doom. Temples of doom. DOOOOOM!


Atrocities

Laugh while you can! Because if you pop... ohhh. YOU'LL BE SORRY AND YOU'LL REGRET THIS!!!


Hey, Munna is better than what my pick is/will be... I wanna see a MissingNeO! Don't know if MissingNO would even fit as a choice, but still.

Technically not a Pokémon. But even that would have been better than... FLOATING GAS BAG!

[Chakramaster]

Make all my dreams come true!? Look at me! This is a nightmare! This monstrous form is your fault! Why not suggest Hydregion? Or Dialga? Those are in PMD! But nnnnOOOoooo, you had to go and suggest the evil floating pink gas bag of hallucinations! Heck, even Pop Star Pikachu had more class than this! "Neo Munna" doesn't even have a nice ring to it!

Expect doom. Lots of doom. Heaps of doom. Mounds of doom. Temples of doom. DOOOOOM!

Hmm...."doom" you say? Maybe I can fix that for you. But....it'd require changing you again >=D

[Neo Emolga]

Hmm...."doom" you say? Maybe I can fix that for you. But....it'd require changing you again >=D

Yeah, I really want to be changed again, but putting mistakes in on purpose seems kind of... immoral. XD

Urf, I kind of took the Delibird form for granted!

[Chakramaster]

Yeah, I really want to be changed again, but putting mistakes in on purpose seems kind of... immoral. XD

Urf, I kind of took the Delibird form for granted!

Yeah I'm sure there won't be any "on purpose" or anything, but I'll keep any eye out for them. I didn't expect Munna to be chosen or anything....I just mentioned a few from them. Even if I mentioned others....there's no guarantee the best would've been chosen :3

[arnisd]

Laugh while you can! Because if you pop... ohhh. YOU'LL BE SORRY AND YOU'LL REGRET THIS!!!



Well challenge accepted I'd say

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah I'm sure there won't be any "on purpose" or anything, but I'll keep any eye out for them. I didn't expect Munna to be chosen or anything....I just mentioned a few from them. Even if I mentioned others....there's no guarantee the best would've been chosen :3

TOO LATE NOW! Your fate is sealed! Muah ha ha ha ha!


Well challenge accepted I'd say

Ooohh yeah, I'm going to make you eat all of those words and they'll make you feel sick to your stomach! Muah ha ha ha ha!

[Chakramaster]

TOO LATE NOW! Your fate is sealed! Muah ha ha ha ha!

That is, "IF" I blow up again :p

[Neo Emolga]

That is, "IF" I blow up again :p

You've been pretty good about it so far! XD

[Chakramaster]

You've been pretty good about it so far! XD

Oh those were intentional cause I was feeling change. Now, with a vendetta out for me. Naaaaaah, there's no need! XD

[Neo Emolga]

Oh those were intentional cause I was feeling change. Now, with a vendetta out for me. Naaaaaah, there's no need! XD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUe7O3ODHQ

[Chakramaster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUe7O3ODHQ

Oh i've got one too then!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS58nPTzWr0&t=38s&list=LL7nxUfuJxPLQbDbDEtPHI6w&index=297

[Neo Emolga]

Okay, ugh, locking this because...

1. It's gone on for two months and I think it's time to put it to rest.
2. I think people stopped paying attention to it.
3. Every day I spend as Munna just kills me a little more inside.
4. See above.
5. Yeah.
6. I miss Emolga avatars and banners.
7. It's weird.
8. Every day I spend as Munna just kills me a little more inside.
9. See above.
10. Cheesy pizza.

See, a whopping ten reasons. I think that's enough justification.

But yeah, I would hate it if I was abducted by aliens or stepped into a fairytale world and the Munna stuff was forever stuck on my profile. I didn't really hate or like Munna before this, but now, I just don't even want to look at it. >.<