[PXFIRE] Humor and Nonsense

[Neo Emolga]

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PXFIRE HUMOR
(in case your image display thingy took a nap.)

INTRODUCTION!

Selling away your sanity is an essential part of humor, so welcome one and all! I'm your host Neo Emolga and if you'd like to become as psychotic as I am, then you're on the right track with your intention to participate!

Weeks 1, 2, and 3 feature humor, and here it is! Make me laugh, make me giggle, and be as silly and as witty as you can be! You will be given a theme each week and it's your job to take that loony theme and create something for it that's as silly and as funny as you can make it! This can take the form of pictures, stories, jokes, rhymes, songs, photos, and whatever other media nonsense you can come up with!

SOME RULES!

As much fun as total anarchy would be, there needs to be a loose structure. Don't worry, I won't tell you to keep your hands to yourself!

Follow all PXR forum rules and PXFIRE standard rules! Just because you're in here and going screwloose doesn't mean you can start adopting a potty mouth and do all kinds of smut that your mother would say "for shame!"
All content posted must be your own creation! So you need to make sure anything you post is original content and not something you found or downloaded from some other place! That's too easy! And chances are good I've seen it already.
Size and form is up to you. No challenge will force you to do a particular format, such as a challenge that's pictures only.

YOU'LL DO BETTER IF...!

Make something clever, witty, and unique. It's better to be unpredictable than it is to rely on the same puns, memes, and such that have been done so many times before.

This and find clever ways to make use of the theme. In general, I'll be picking things that should give you lots of areas to go silly with. Also, the more content you provide, the better your chances and point payout will be. Obviously the guy that write a very witty and silly story will do better than the guy that dropped a joke that's only two lines long.

Also, if you're laughing while writing it, chances are better I'll be laughing while reading it. I like clever sarcasm and wit. And sometimes something that's tactfully dumb and inane can be great quality. :3

WEEKLY THEMES!

Your themes of the week are...!

WEEK #1 (JUNE 24 - JULY 1)

FOOD! For Week #1, I invite you to play with your food and do something silly, goofy, and nonsensical involving food and eating. Really, the more you think about it, the weirder it gets. So really, cook up something delicious and tasty and if I use one more food-related pun, you have permission to slap me. I'll stop.

WEEK #2 (JULY 2 - JULY 8)

POKÉMON MYSTERY DUNGEON! For Week #2, it's your civic duty to poke fun and do something zany and silly for anything related to Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, Pokémon's most well-renown spin-off series! Do something crude, something sarcastic, something cynical, or just plain loony! And if by chance you've never played the PMD games, that's even better! Pretend like you have and do your own silly interpretation!

WEEK #3 (JULY 9 - JULY 15)

<NOT REVEALING RIGHT NOW NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO TEMPT ME LA LA LA I CAN'T HERE YOU LA LA LA!>

[Neo Emolga]

This week we're looking at:

WEEK #1 (JUNE 24 - JULY 1)

FOOD!
For Week #1, I invite you to play with your food and do something silly, goofy, and nonsensical involving food and eating. Really, the more you think about it, the weirder it gets. So really, cook up something delicious and tasty and if I use one more food-related pun, you have permission to slap me. I'll stop.

[Cleobel]

Hello everybody! This story counts for both the writing prompt of this week and the PXFIRE Humor Challenge of this week.

It was a nice summer day in the world of Pokemon. Chimchar had a lot of vegetables in his fridge, so he decided to invite his best friend Aipom to prepare vegetable soup.
After washing and cutting all the vegetables, they started preparing the soup itself :
"Good water for the soup...", Aipom began.
"And fire to heat up the water!", Chimchar added.
"Green beans for lots of vitamins...", Aipom continued.
"And spinach for a great poop!", Chimchar grinned.
"Carrots maintain eye health...", Aipom declared.
"And peas... or are they pees?", Chimchar joked.
"Cabbage is good for your heart...", Aipom announced.
"And broccoli will make you fart!", Chimchar concluded.

After putting all the vegetables in the hot water, Aipom and Chimchar had to wait for a while. Then, they finished preparing the soup. When the soup was ready, it was time to try it :
"Thank you for preparing vegetable soup with me, Aipom! How about you try it first?", Chimchar suggested.
"Thank you for inviting me, Chimchar! And thank you for letting me try the soup first!", Aipom replied.
Aipom tried the soup, but she spat it immediately :
"Chimchar, the soup is rotten! When did you buy the vegetables?!", Aipom screamed.
"According to the receipt, I bought them on June 20.", Chimchar answered.
"Could I please see the receipt?", Aipom asked.
"Sure, it's in the trash can.", Chimchar explained.
"Well, I guess one Pokemon's trash really is another Pokemon's treasure...", Aipom sighed.

"June 20... 2017?! The vegetables we put in the soup had expired over one year ago! No wonder the soup is rotten!", Aipom yelled.
"Oops, I should have been more careful... Sorry, Aipom. What are we going to do with the rotten soup?", Chimchar questioned.
"We're going to throw it away in your garden.", Aipom decided.
So, Chimchar and Aipom went to Chimchar's garden and threw the soup away. When they were doing that, a Purrloin came closer to them and looked at the soup.
"That's rotten vegetable soup, Purrloin.", Chimchar described.
"You shouldn't eat that.", Aipom went on.
As soon as Aipom and Chimchar finished throwing the soup away, Purrloin went away. As for the two monkey-like Pokemon, they reconciled with each other and they remembered that day for a very long time.
Neo Emolga

[Bulbasaur]

hi this is my first comic ever srry for bad english

it's the all-knowing wooden stick

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[Neo Emolga]

Results for Week 1 will be up shortly (only two submissions, where were you guys!?), but for now, savor the taste of...!

WEEK #2 (JULY 2 - JULY 8)

POKÉMON MYSTERY DUNGEON!
For Week #2, it's your civic duty to poke fun and do something zany and silly for anything related to Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, Pokémon's most well-renown spin-off series where you're the Pokémon instead of being the one that bonks them on the head with a Pokéball! Do something crude, something sarcastic, something cynical, or just plain loony! And if by chance you've never played the PMD games, that's even better! Pretend like you have and do your own silly interpretation!

[Neo Emolga]

WEEK #1 (JULY 2 - JULY 8) RESULTS AND DAMAGE REPORT!

YOu CamE, YOu ANsWErED THe cALl FOr FooD, aNd YOu CONquErED! Well, at least all two of you did! I'm sure Agents of the Shadows aren't going to be too disappointed with the results considering you nabbed all 100 of them between the two of you!

CLEOBEL AND THE PSYCHOSIS OF THE VEGETABLE SOUP

I had to give a nice snort at Chimchar's rhymes in the beginning! Aipom is like being all poetic while Chimchar drops in these silly and immature comments and darn it, I LOVE THAT!

It would have been funnier if the vegetables were even older! Like 1969 or so. Or have them be from the future and cause bizarre digestive issues! Only kidding, it was still good, though something funny happening with the Purrloin at the end would have been a zany finisher. Something along the lines of "well, screw those guys, I'm gonna try it anyway!" and then having Purrloin have digestive issues.

I would have loved more. I always love more. But it's a great entry into the insanity I have reserved for this section and I commend you for stepping into the funhouse of madness. It was a brave thing you did and you should consider yourself a hero.

For this masterpiece, I award you 38 POINTS!


BULBASAUR AND THE POST-APOCALPTYIC MADNESS OF FOOD-SHOPPING, PUNS, AND COMICS

The maroon-colored stick is BY FAR my favorite character. Best character design, amazing facial expressions, and the shading and detail is just superb. Very superb. I also liked the Ho-Foods pun and... BOWL. And the "dill with it" pun.

I love the irregularly-shaped panels (the arrows were so cute and helpful too)! See, I notice these extra things and they're wonderful. They're like that feeling when you think you've reached the end of your ice cream bowl, but then you look in and you still there's still one tasty glob left. These extra little fun bits are like that one extra glob.

And this was really your first comic!? AMAZING! 62 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR YOU! One day they need to build you a shrine.


FINAL TEAM RESULTS!!!
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All 100 Points because you two homewreckered everything with superior awesomeness that all the other teams were too afraid to participate!
Cleobel - 38
Bulbasaur - 62

[Noblejanobii]

The Adventures of Team RattleCrew

Episode 1...

Welcome to the World of Pokémon! Except things are a little bit wackier and not quite the way you remember them.

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Hailey: Uggghhh…
Hailey: Hm?
Hailey: Oh man where am I?
Hailey: I drank too many gummi shakes last night at Spina’s café.
Hailey: Well better get moving before someone spots me-
Thyeo: HEY! Are you okay, darling?
Hailey: Goddangit.

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Hailey: Um, that’s none of your business.
Thyeo: You don’t remember, do you?
Hailey: Mmmm nope.
Thyeo: Figures. Alright, darling, let’s take you to the hospital. Follow me.

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Hailey: Uhh this is a strange route to the hospital.
Thyeo: It’s a short cut, now hurry up. I don’t like walking through this part of town.
Hailey: Fine fine.

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Shayla: HEY! YOU!
Hailey: Uh-oh.
Thyeo: Uh-oh? Why did you say “uh-oh”?
Shayla: -stomps up- You’re the one that was picking fights at the café last night! Then you just left before we could finish our fight!
Hailey: Hey now there’s no need for viole-

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Shayla: *dusts off her hands* I’ll be back, with backup.
Shayla: *storms off*
Thyeo: Oh great.
Thyeo: -hoists Hailey- Come on let’s get a move on before-

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Alain: I heard you were bothering my friend.
Thyeo: HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU FIGHT LAST NIGHT!
Hailey: I don’t remember! Aaagghhh hangover.
Hailey: Do you see two of them too?
Thyeo: Oh my god you’re so out of it.

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Alain: I’m not letting you pass until we get this sorted out.
Thyeo: *sigh* Look, I wasn’t there. Can you just let me get her to a hospital and then you can beat her up tomorrow.
Hailey: Wow rude.
Thyeo: Shut up, you got us in this mess.
Alain: Mmmm okay fine. But tomorrow, I’m coming for you.

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Koffing: Hey punks!
Zubat: Why you crossing our turf?
Thyeo: I swear to god, darlings, if I get interrupted one more time-
Hailey: Heyyyy it’s the guys from the café!
Zubat: Yooo it’s our main lady! Hailey, is this guy bothering you?
Hailey: Nah nah he’s good. Just helping me get to a hospital.
Koffing: Alright well if he causes you anymore trouble you let us know. We’ll be there.

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Thyeo: Alright we’re here. Now time to get our footprints checked.
Hailey: Huuuuhhh?
Diglett: FOOTPRINT DETECTED FOOPRINT DETECT! THE FOOTPRINT IS ANORITH… I THINK I’M NOT REALLY SURE ANORITH DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE FEET.
Hailey: He has a point.
Loudred: Quit questioning the system, Diglett! Come on in before he gets any existential!
Thyeo: Alright let’s go…

To be continued…

[Bulbasaur]

thx i made another comic

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[arnisd]

Have a sketchy comic, which I'm planning on adding to a bit before the deadline, but it should give a bit of a laugh already, hopefully... please?


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[evanfardreamer]

I've never played the PMD series, and I went for less zany humor. Hope y'all enjoy!


GM: “Your group of brave Pokemon adventurers has traveled many days to pursue this legend. The crone at the Rampaging Rapidash tavern told you of a stone door built into a hillside that only opened when the three oaks speak as one. Before you is such a door; the ancient runes on its surface have been eroded to mere hints, though some of the bas-reliefs on the lintel suggest you have found your goal.”
Chuck: “We were searching for gas relief? That doesn’t sound like a very good quest.”
GM: “What? Bas-relief, it’s a carved out picture in silhouette of animals.”
Leopold: “And they carved this into a bean? How big is it?”
GM: “Where did you get bean from?”
Leopold: “You said the pictures were carved into the lentil.”
GM: (obviously annoyed) “L-I-N-T-E-L, lintel. It’s the horizontal frame above the door.”
Chuck: “And these beans are carved all over it? Or just on top?”
GM: “There are no beans. The silhouette of animals can be picked out even through the erosion, but there are some you don’t recognize.”
Leopold: “So is this the door?”
GM: “You think so. You were supposed to find the door built into a hillside that opens when the three oaks speak as one.”
Leopold: “I look around. How many oak trees do I see?”
GM: “None. The hills within your sight have no trees on them, just rolling grass.”
Chuck: “Hey, no drug use in the house. This is a rental.”
GM: (rolls eyes) “I was being descriptive. There is no forest anywhere nearby. There are a few small stone cairns nearby though.”
Emily: “I’ve seen some of those. Aren’t they meant to mark a path? Where do these ones lead?”
GM: “Normally, yes. These ones however seem to make a large, irregular circle around the hill, leading you back to the rest of you group. Do you want to look closer at them?”
Leopold: “Don’t do it! Piles of stones in the middle of nowhere? What if they’re grave markers. You definitely don’t want to disturb the dead.”
Chuck: “He’s right. There’s no way we can fight them yet, we’re still just level three.”
Emily: “I’m not going to touch them, but I’ll look closer at them.”
GM: “The top stone on each of the cairns seems to be volcanic in origin, and a series of holes run through them. It looks like something was carved onto a flat part on the top, but you can’t quite tell what.”
Chuck: “Does it look like a bean?”
GM: “No. It does not at all look like a bean.”
Chuck: “I guess it’s not a clue then. I’m going to try punching the door.”
GM: (sighs) “Okay. You focus all your aura into your fist, driving it into the center of the door. This door has seen aeons pass, though, and ignores your attempt to hurt it.”
Leopold: “Whoah! Someone awakened a door!”
Chuck: “Why would a door be sleeping?”
Emily: “That’s the druid spell, right? That takes plants and makes them think?”
Leopold: “Yeah! You have to be a really high level druid to be able to do that. This must be the door. Maybe we have to talk it into opening?”
Chuck: “I try talking to the door. I tell it to open.”
GM: (stares in silence for a moment) “It doesn’t respond to anything you say.”
Chuck: “I try insulting it then. Your mama’s dumber than a box of rocks!”
Leopold: “What if its mom was a box of rocks?”
Emily: “No, wait, what if we try saying nice things to convince it to open?”
GM: “The door still isn’t responding, in any way, to anything you say. You’re pretty sure it’s just a stone door.”
Chuck: “If a druid woke it up, maybe it doesn’t speak our language. Does anyone speak Druish?”
Leopold: “My character is the master of four languages. Does the door know any of those?”
GM: “No. The door doesn’t know any language you could speak.”
Nicole: “They’re all busy talking to the door, right? I’ll go look at those rock piles.”
GM: “You see the same thing Emily saw, with the holes and the worn away carving.”
Nicole: “Cool. I pick one up.”
Chuck: “Hey, I’m still talking to the door here. If it can’t understand my words, maybe we have to show it what we mean. I do this.” (Stands up and opens and closes his arms in front of him.)
GM: “The door doesn’t react to your Pictionary either.”
Chuck: “What? Ew, no way man, I’m not whipping that out for just any old door.”
Nicole: “What a weirdo. I throw the rock at Chuck.”
GM: “Okay. The rock makes a whistling noise as it flies, and you’re close enough to hit him. Roll damage.”
Chuck: “Hey! Wait a minute! No party fighting!”
Nicole: (rolls a die) “It came up a two.”
GM: “Since you have a type advantage, you get another point of damage. Chuck, take three points of damage to your physical stat.”
Chuck: (glares angrily) “We aren’t even in the dungeon yet and I’m already hurt. This sucks.”
Leopold: “That’s why you’re the tank. I go pick up a rock and throw it at him too.”
GM: “This one whistles when you throw it too, but Chuck is aware now and moves out of the way.”
Emily: “Ooh, me too!”
Chuck: “Hey, no ganging up on me! I start throwing the rocks back!”
GM: “Okay, okay, hang on. As soon as three rocks are thrown, the door swings open, revealing a yawning abyss. Old stone steps lead down into the darkness, and-“
Chuck: “But do I hit any of them back?”
Nicole: “Who knows what will happen if we throw more. Come on! How many rocks are there?”
GM: “Well, there are seven, but-
Nicole: “Cool! I pick up as many as I can and throw them at Chuck.”
Chuck: “No way, I’m out of here. I run down those stairs in the dark. Giant beans have to be better than this.”
Leopold: “I pick up a rock and follow him. Hey, if we can knock him out, do we get XP?”
GM: (sighs again) “No.”
Leopold: “Okay, I guess we have to hit something else next time. Come on gals, let’s see what’s in this mysterious dungeon.”

[Cleobel]

Hello everybody! Here is my entry for this week :

Though the parting hurts… The rest is in your hands!

As Chloro the Chikorita and Bubble the Piplup were going to the Temporal Tower using the Rainbow Stoneship, they were still thinking about Grovyle’s last words. Of course, they missed their awesome friend, but they had to continue their adventure in order to avoid the Planet’s Paralysis.
"For Grovyle, we must make it to the top of the Temporal Tower! Let’s go, Chloro!", Bubble declared, when they reached the Temporal Tower.

In the tower, they had to battle against some powerful Pokemon. Suddenly, Chloro walked on a Grimy Trap, which turned one of the team’s Apples into a Grimy Food. As soon as the Chikorita touched that Grimy Food, his Dimensional Scream activated. He heard a voice saying : "When Bubble and you reach the top of the Temporal Tower, you will need a good strategy…". He also saw Grovyle, a Grimy Food and Primal Dialga. After emerging from the Dimensional Scream, Chloro told his partner about what he had seen and heard.
"Let me think about that… Oh, I know which strategy we could use! I think it makes sense!", Bubble assured.
Then, the Piplup whispered his idea to his partner, so that the wild Pokemon could not hear the plan.
"That’s a brilliant idea! Bubble, you’re a genius! So, I have to keep walking on the Grimy Trap until all our Apples turn into Grimy Food, and then we will share and eat the Grimy Food just before we go to the next floor, in order to avoid the side effects of Grimy Food. Is that correct?", Chloro whispered to Bubble.
"Yes, exactly. Thank you for giving me this idea through your Dimensional Scream!", Bubble replied in the same tone.

After obtaining, sharing and eating all the Grimy Food, and after battling against very strong Pokemon in the Temporal Tower and the Temporal Spire, Chloro and Bubble finally made it to the top of the Temporal Tower. The tower was shaking, which meant that the Planet’s Paralysis was getting closer and closer.
Suddenly, Primal Dialga appeared. They accused the Exploration Team of wanting to destroy the Temporal Tower. This is when Chloro and Bubble used the strategy that Bubble had figured out previously :
"Please, Dialga, listen to us for one minute.", Bubble began.
"Grr…", Primal Dialga growled.
"Though the farting hurts…", Chloro continued.
"THE REST IS IN YOUR GUT!!!", the partners screamed together.
Then, Chloro and Bubble farted together very loudly. Their farts smelled terrible because of all the Grimy Food they had eaten. The smell was so awful that Primal Dialga ran to the inside of the Temporal Tower in order to avoid it. This allowed the Exploration Team to put the Time Gears where they belonged. Bubble’s idea worked and the planet was saved!

Soon after that, the tower stopped shaking. Dialga, who was no longer Primal, thanked Chloro and Bubble : "Thank you for preventing the Temporal Tower from collapsing and the planet from getting paralyzed. Thank you for your courage. You managed to reach the top of the tower and you found a way to put the Time Gears in the slots while I was out of control. You are heroes. Thank you very much".
Then, the legendary Pokemon added : "Now, I’m going to work on repairing the damaged Temporal Tower. However, I still can’t Bayleef that a Chikorita and his partner saved the world of Pokemon with their farts…".
Chloro and Bubble laughed very hard, but the Piplup didn’t know that his partner was about to disappear…
Neo Emolga

[K'sariya]

The best I got from mobile. :eyes:
Me, replaying Explorer's of Sky or Red Rescue Team: I won't cry at the ending this time, I'm stronger than that now.
Me, twenty hours later, at the ending:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/009/820/moon-stares-at-link-in-the-legend-of-zelda-majoras-mask_288x288.jpg


Also, in tune with the memes of today:
*slaps Wigglytuff*
This bad boy can fit so much unholy rage in it

[Neo Emolga]

YesssSSss, more victims people participated! You have earned your Overcoming Shyness badge!

Results for Week #2 will be up later today, but it's time to get cracking on Week #3! This is your final week of humor, so we're going all out this time!

WEEK #3 (JULY 9 - JULY 15)

POKÉMON WEIRDNESS
Very easy rules. Your entry, whatever silly format you want it to be, has to feature Pokémon PLUS ANY THREE OF THE FOLLOWING BITS OF NONSENSE devised by me. These bits of nonsense include:

Poisoned TV dinners
A game of musical chairs
Carnivorous plants that can also sing
Slimy aliens
Kung fu
Defending the farmstead from an angry, mutant group of screaming children with rabies
Millions Trillions of squirrels
Ridiculously high level mathematics
Exploding coffee
New innovative uses for silly string
Disney Princesses
Weaponized musical instruments

Make me proud with your insanity!

[Neo Emolga]

WEEK #2 (JULY 2 - JULY 8) MAYHEM AND ANARCHY DETAILS!

There was chaos abound and guess what!? We took one of Pokémon's best spin-off series and poked extra fun at it. Because we can do that and do it well when we put on our mischief caps!

So let's go already! The laughing face of madness awaits!

NOBLEJANOBII ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS TEAM RATTLECREW AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!

Anorith! That's wonderful! How badly did Hailey mess up on the personality test?

I'm just shocked Thyeo suggests going to the hospital to fix Hailey's amnesia instead of going for ice cream. Thyeo, that's a party foul.

I love the colossal FACEBREAKER UPPERCUT that our beloved hero Shayla the Typhlosion gives to little Hailey. What a great example of problem resolution for the children! And as if that's not enough, Alain wants a piece too, but unfortunately we don't get to see that happen. I swear if there's a sequel, we'd better see that! Nothing gets jollies on like a berserker Togetic pounding a Anorith with a rocket launcher to the tune of heavy thrash metal. You do have a suggestion box I can put that in, right?

This lovely episode has earned you a delightful 18 POINTS! And a $5 dollars off coupon to Olive Garden. Discover it in your next week's mail!


ERICSAUR GRACES THE NATION WITH GETTING US ALL REDY FOR A COOL GAEM!!!

What divine authority inspired you to make this!? I love how you introduce us to the amazing five sticks, but you surprise us and give us a sixth because you're a generous god. I love these guys so much that they inspired me to grab some of those fruit flavored Pop Ice things that everyone's selling during the summer and at no time else! This is what love and inspiration is all about. This is what caused all the animals in the forest to join in song and dance and accompany a random Disney Princess.

I also like how they use pickup lines on each other. This means such a thing as stick dating exists and this is exactly what the world needs to settle the missile crisis and too much air in our snack bags. And the arrows and irregularly shaped panels return! That's wonderful! As in going back in time to prevent the creation of the Star Wars prequels kind of wonderful!

18 POINTS are now yours to fling about wherever you want! They're tasty! Use them to trick your dog into taking his medication!


ARNISD AND THE RAIDERS OF THE TEMPLE OF THE LAST CRUSADE FOR THE CRYSTAL SKULL!

I really need to tell my interns to stop messing around with my titles. They're supposed to be managing my Twitter, gosh darn it! That's what I get for only paying them with experience!

I adore these silly, crazy, wacky doodles of doom. These will bring humanity back to the light and one day they may play a vital role in the quest to exterminate the blasphemy that is crocs and wearing socks and sandals together.

I love the picture with all the starters. It's like a yearbook and I love how Turtwig just shows the head plant thingy and nothing else. I paid attention and I didn't drink any alcohol tonight. I'm just naturally screwy, officer.

The picture with Pikachu getting dropped on her head is delightful. You even added a cute and innocent carnation flower right next to the anarchy. That's adorable.

24 POINTS have been added to your account. Operative "Midnight" will give you your next mission assignment at 0700 hours. Don't be late!


EVANFARDREAMER AND THE SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS OF BEANS AND THROWING ROCKS AT DOORS AND DRIVING AWAY IN... A NEW CAR!!!

This reminds me so much of some of the most ridiculous Dungeons and Dragons adventures I've had. Like the one where my friend and I got turned into pixies and he had to save me. This really happened. I swear, your honor!

The random nature of it is lovely and silly like an all you can eat buffet in a bouncy castle, but what happened to the Pokémon!? You had Pokémon references early on in the beginning but then they kind of disappeared! I missed them dearly. ;_;

It was cute though. PMD D&D would be pretty nifty, really!

14 POINTS have been laid upon you. May they guide you home. Or at least to the nearest Burger King where OMG YOU CAN GET AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!


CLEOBEL SAVES THE DAY VIA EXPLOSIVE FLATULENCE!

Wow, that's impressive to take the downright saddest thing ever to happen in PMD and poke fun at it. It's almost evil. I like it. Let the evil flow through you and we will rule the galaxy as masters of the dark side.

"Though the farting hurts..."

My goodness, I know this feeling. Your gut is making whale call imitations and you run to the bathroom and suddenly it's like your butt is all 'HA HA TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!" Next time you're in a public restroom and you hear someone let loose a monstrous fart like that, give them a round of applause! Don't worry, they can't chase you! Ha ha ha! Who knows, maybe a fart like that will save the world, too!?

I would have liked extra fun and silly jollies throughout your lovely tale, but the party hearty farty was adorable.

17 POINTS have been adopted into your loving family.


K'SARIYA BESTOWS UPON US CELESTIAL BODIES WITH AGGITATED EXPRESSIONS!

I know this feeling. My hands tremble at these endings. I feel weak. Weak... from the feels.

You know, I've never played Majora's Mask, but that's silly moon is such a reference! Looking up and always seeing that would drive me a little crazy. Just a little. Maybe he just needs to have a bedtime story read to him. I'd suggest If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, but halfway through I would start making stuff up and finish it with my own ending. Like how the mouse would be given a time machine to battle the Nazis with a battle Mech and give him an addiction for chewing gum.

It was funny, but sadly on the short side with some text bits and just one picture. I wanted MORE! Aww, so much more! It would have been so sweet, but I hope next time you'll add more to the shower of nonsense though this was a good entryway into what I hope will entail an epic journey of your insanity into the humor section. It's a lovely thing to do and feel free to invite all your friends and family to come along! Cook hot dogs too! Wear something out of style! Do limbo! Sing a silly song!

Your efforts have earned you 9 POINTS! Have you chosen a silly song yet!?


FINAL TEAM RESULTS!!!

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Agents of the Shadows gets 35 points in total!
Bulbasaur - 18
Cleobel - 17


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Avalon Apostles gets 27 points in total!
Noblejanobii - 18
K'sariya - 9


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The Sabotage Squadron gets 24 points in total!
arnisd - 24


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The Order of the Sun gets 14 points in total!
evanfardreamer - 14

[Morzone]

Quick question, Are we limited to only three of the pieces of nonsense? Cause Honestly I want to mix in as many as I can.

[Neo Emolga]

Quick question, Are we limited to only three of the pieces of nonsense? Cause Honestly I want to mix in as many as I can.

Nah, no limit! Just as long as you have three of those puppies!

But if one of you crazies manages to get ALL OF THOSE in there, free banner and avatar request on the house for your brilliance.

[Bulbasaur]

MUSICAL CHAIRS OF DEATH

Once upon a time, there were plants.

That's not the time we're talking about, though. At the time we're talking about, there were carnivorous plants with vocal talent. Wow! So random and not taking from a prompt!

There was a group of ten of these plants that had a fraternity party. They were having a good time, doing what singing carnivorous plants do. Don't ask me what that would be; I'm not sure. Probably singing Cannibal Corpse songs or some other death metal music.

Suddenly, one of the plants (one named Jim) had an idea!

"Let's be vegetarians!" Jim said. Then he eliminated everyone's life with a random violin, ate them, and watched professional musical chairs on YouTube.

Just kidding. I'm not gonna slack off with this challenge like that.

"Let's play musical chairs... of death!" Jim exclaimed. The other plants looked at each other. They agreed this would be an extreme way to have fun, and you always need to be extreme at a fraternity party.

Jim, along with his friends Bob and Ed, went out to to Walmart to buy nine chairs. Another plant, named Evan, hired a Jigglypuff choir to play the music for them. The six other plants waited eagerly to play what they referred to as "a lit game of musical chairs".

A Jigglypuff choir showed up about thirty minutes later to sing for the happy (and probably drunk) plants with chairs. The Jigglypuff sang the latest hit some from their repertoire, and the plants joined in:


Jiggly-jigglepuff!
Jig, jiggly-jigglepuff!
Puff, jig-puff, jig-puff!
Puff, ji-


And as the Jigglypuff choir stopped singing, the plants rushed to claim a chair. Jim was the last plant standing, since he was the one that planned this stupid thing. KARMA!

Now, here's where the twist came with musical chairs. Every plant that was eliminated had to play a musical instrument with the Jigglypuff choir. However, these musical instruments would possess you if you played badly or out of tune! Don't ask me how they got these, but my guess is this: Not at Walmart.

So Jim picked up a trumpet. Luckily, he was a good trumpet player in his school's ensemble, so he played in tune with the choir and the other plants for round two.


-jig-puff, jig-puff!
Jiiiiiiii-gglypuff!
Jiii-


Sorry, my memory sucks. Jim actually got possessed. Oh crap, the Jigglypuff weren't actually done yet! My bad; keep it going!


iiiii-gglypuff!
Pu-


So the plants scrambled again. James was the last plant standing, but he refused to play instruments. So in protest, he went over to a Jigglypuff and ate it, causing it to respawn at its house. The other Jigglypuff left in fright.

"So I guess we're done with musical chairs."

THE END

[arnisd]

Have some sillyness

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[Cleobel]

Hello everybody! Here is my entry for this week :

It was a beautiful July day. Pachirisu and Goomy, who were best friends with each other, were spending time together at Goomy’s place :
"I love summer, but I also love the holiday season!", Pachirisu chatted.
"Me too! I wish we could move to that giant island in the other hemisphere, so we could experience summer and the holiday season at the same time!", Goomy wished.
"Actually, we don’t need to move to the other hemisphere, because we can still celebrate Christmas in July.", Pachirisu suggested.
Then, they made plans to celebrate Christmas together at Pachirisu’s place a few days later.

When the day of their Christmas celebration came, they exchanged presents. Goomy got a few slimy aliens from Pachirisu, while Pachirisu got trillions of squirrels and a litter box from Goomy. They were both very happy with the gifts they got, until the trillions of squirrels started running all over the place.
"Ew, these squirrels are going to pee and poop everywhere!", Pachirisu cringed.
"Don’t worry, Pachirisu, they are all litter box trained.", Goomy reassured.
"There is only one litter box for trillions of squirrels, so I will still have to clean up after them! You should only have given a few squirrels to me, not trillions of them! Also, I hope they can’t breed and produce trillions of baby squirrels!", Pachirisu raged.
"They will breed and produce trillions of baby squirrels because they are not all of the same gender and none of them has been fixed.", Goomy explained.
"Look, they have started to destroy my possessions! We need to attack them in order to stop them!", Pachirisu ordered.

As for the slimy aliens, they were slower, less destructive and much fewer in numbers than the squirrels. Goomy and Pachirisu were not afraid of them until these two friends started attacking the squirrels with Dragon Pulse and Thunderbolt : this is when the aliens protected the squirrels by attacking the Pokemon with beams.
As there were so many squirrels, Pachirisu and Goomy quickly got tired due to battling against them and being attacked by the slimy aliens. As a result, they decided to take a coffee break. It was a terrible idea because the coffee they drank had been expired for so long that it exploded in their throats.
The explosion killed both Pokemon and all the squirrels. However, the slimy aliens survived because they were not affected by the explosion. In addition to this, they got a free house, although it had been damaged, and plenty of fresh meat.
Neo Emolga

[Morzone]

A Farmer's day of Defense

Time: 0900.
Location: Berry farmers and Breeders Union (BFBU) Mega-farm Headquarters. - Sports center

The day was perfect. Well, almost. The music was in horrible taste today. And that was bad. We were two rounds into the semifinals of the grand super mega all star musical chairs competition. It was an extremely important event for the Union, And I was competing to represent the defense sector's title -we'd won last year. Now you have to understand that this was a very serious event. About a hundred berry farmers, pokemon breeders, and defense specialists sat in raised benches seriously watching A group of grown men and women sprint around a tiny circle of chairs, devolving into a mobfest every time the DJ put the pause on the Music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). So of course, when I speed into a chair and send this skinny breeder guy flying across the room doing somersaults, no one laughs. Well, maybe I do but only because I'm happy I got the chair.

Time: 0915
Location: BFBU Mega Farm Headquarters. - Sports Center/Main gates.

I was so close when the Alarm went off. There were only three left and Billy Joel's "Pressure" was blaring out of the speakers. Unfortunate,y instead of the music going off, the Intruder alarms went on. Talk about bad timing. Now I was going to have to compete through the whole tournament again! Talk about inconsiderate timing. Oh well. As a defense specialist is was my job to go out and oversee the problem. All the farmers and breeders are running off to their farms. The BFBU is famous for having the best berries in the entire world, nay the whole galaxy! Which made us a fairly large target for what we call "the pie makers" Just random people who don't understand the beauty of a berry and want to actually cook them. What a waste.

A few minutes later I arrive out at the front Entrance, Calling out for a status report. One of my interns run up to my, clearly glad I finally showed up. "Thank Arceus you're here! You see this ship-" I cut him off and walk outside myself. Who has time for status reports anyway? I mean come on, just cause I ask for one doesn't mean I actually want it! Sheesh. Anyway, Some silver space-ship saucer thing had landed out in a field in front of the main gates. A small group of what appeared to be aliens were walking toward us, slowly and deliberately. The tension was palpable as the out of this world invaders walked slowly, one slow step at a time... dramatically inching their way toward us.... Oh wait. They were trying to pass through the Grimer pits. Now wonder they were so slow. Talk about an entrance.

Eventually, one of the aliens finally makes it up to us. His friends gave up at some point and turned around, slowly sloshing back through grimer slime to their ship. Clearly having to wade through mucky slime to get here wasn't worth it. Not that I could blame them. The one that did make it through though, was almost impressively slimy. It was like the alian had swam through the slime rather than walk through it. A weird one for sure.

"I have come for your berries and your best quality pokemon. Step aside, Or I will be required to use force!" The Alien declared, purple slime ooze flicking off as he spoke. I just laughed and walked up to him, motioning for the lucario defense team to stand back watch. "I'll fight you off right here if you don't leave now." I declared in response, to which the slimy alien merely took a fighting stance. Now I close my eyes for a second, take a steadying breath and smile. This poor alien had no idea how many times I had seen the movie "Kung Fu Pangoro." Why, I was a Kung Fu master by now! I could see my victory now: I leap forward spectacularly, faking a kick then hitting his head, I follow up by sweeping out his feet and hitting him with precisely aimed uppercut to flip him over as he falls. Yes, Perfect. I open my eyes and leap forward, my leg flails out, my arm goes for the head, the other sweeps backward and my other arm comes for the final hit. A glorious combination of masterful kung fu. The Alien meanwhile, sidesteps and allows me to perform my masterful skills mid air, complete with the epic finish of crashing down into the trail of slime from the Alien's trek up here.

Taking a moment to stand back up -the grimer slime is known for sticking to you for as long as possible- I look back at my target. He's on the ground! Defeated! There's also a Lucario standing over him looking triumphantly victorious, but that must be coincidence. Clearly he's just happy about how awesome my kung fu was. The Alien meanwhile, struggles to his feet and takes off for his ship. "You'll regret this!" He screams, sloshing back through the grimer pits. "You'll be invaded by the worst enemy you farmers can possibly imagine! Millions, no, Trillions of them!" My intern looks at me fearfully. Poor guys only been here a week or two. "What's coming?"

"The absolute worst." I reply, taking a pair of magically appearing sunglasses out of my pocket and putting them on while staring into the distance, "Rabid baby squirrels."

Time: 13:00
Location: BFBU defense control tower.

I stared out at the silver ships hanging in the distant sky. They were beginning to release their payload: great masses of baby pachirisus, each of them slightly mutated to be extremely rabid. "Baby pachirisus on the horizon!" I call out, alarming the others that the attack on the farms were starting.

"Pachirisu - the electric squirrel pokemon.It makes electric fur balls and-"

"Turn that pokedex off already!" I snap at the intern. We didn't have time for the details. I needed to watch if our defenses were going to hold up against this onslaught. The first ones to go off would be a two part trap. Yes, I could see them now. As the rabid baby squirrel ran over each other toward the headquarters, large cut outs of Disney princesses, each equipped with a music box playing an overly catchy Disney tune, popped out of the ground. This was the perfect distraction. Even if they were rabid squirrels, the baby inside of them could never resist the pull of a disney princess. The small animals massed over the cutouts, triggering the second part of the trap: an explosion of liquid. To be specific, coffee. Black, no sugar added coffee. The extreme change from the disney princesses to the hot, bitter drink for working adults would easily knock out the babies, yes I could see many of them fainting now from the very smell of the coffee as it exploded outward like a bitter brown water balloon. Hopefully the lingering smell would deter some others as well.

Still, as effective as the disney-coffee combo was, we needed more. It was time to send out the music mayhem squadrons. Releasing the signal, several groups of people and pokemon headed out of the main gate. Each group was separated into its own "band." It was quite the spectacle. One of the groups, the heavy metal band, headed out with guitars so large I was surprised they could even carry them. The unrelenting screeching that they called music seemed particularly effective on the babies squirrels. Though occasionally the band would take a break from playing and just wack a few with the instruments themselves. Or maybe they were practicing smashing the guitars for the stage. Well, whatever works. Another group -made up of carnivines and weepinbells- were singing lullabies, lulling the babies to sleep. It took quite a while to set this group up, Apparently there'd been a fair number of injuries reported on the singing teachers who worked with the plant pokemon. I never really under stood why though- oh. Oh the plants were taking a break and eating the baby squirrels whole. They seemed to quite like the taste too because it took them several minutes to stop eating and go back to singing the babies to sleep. well... whatever works.

"They're attacking from the sky!" A report came in.

"Lieutenant what's going on?" I call out.

...

...

... "Lieutenant?"

"Oh... sorry boss I just have a really bad stomach ache. Urgh... I think it was something I ate. Anyway, uh, There's a multitude of emolgas falling from the sky."

[i]"Emolga, the electric flying squirrel pokemon-"

I shut off the pokedex with an annoyed sigh and send out a message to the rocket squad. "Launch the silly missiles!" I command, and look back out of the window at the squirrels now raining from the sky. They'd be hard to deal with if they landed successfully, so we'd knock them out of the sky first. Once the rockets go off... any minute now.. aaaannyyyy minute noooowww....

"Rocket squad where are my missiles??"

"Hold on boss, we gotta do the math! Come on, what's the derivative? No, you gotta use this equation and put it into that one. Don't forget to adjust for the wind." And the height. "how many variables do we have accounted for? Oh right don't forget to square the speed of their sideways movement as well as the explosion force... Yes there we go, now just double check it all real quick-"

"JUST LAUNCH!" I yell over the walkie-talkie.

A moment later several rainbow can-like missiles launched into the sky. As they neared the falling squirrels the cans exploded, throwing a large net-like mesh of silly string all over the squirrels, tying them up and knocking them out of the sky before they could land properly. I'd have to assign a crew to clean up the rainbow silly string rain that fell from the explosions. Hopefully we can keep the pokemon from trying to eat them this time.

Time: 1800
Location: Guard tower mess hall

With the rabid baby squirrels finally defeated by our combination of princess coffee bombs, metal mashing bands, singing/squirrel eating plants, and silly string missiles, I was finally able to take a break and grab something to eat. My lieutenant had hobbled off to the infirmary still clutching his stomach, leaving his half finish microwave lunch in the mess hall. Just the sight of it got me hungry for something simple myself, so I ordered the same oran berry mash and sat down in front of the cafeteria tv to eat. It was fairly nice to reminisce on today's success. Though of course the musical chairs tournament would have to be redone, but oh well. It was a good day.

Time: 2200
Location: Infirmary

At least, it was a good day until I found out the microwave dinner had given me food poisoning. It was going to be a long night, and there wasn't even going to be any squirrels this time.

Got all 12 in there! This was great!

[Neo Emolga]

WEEK #3 (JULY 9 - JULY 15) BECAUSE WE'RE TOO CRAZY EVEN HOLLYWOOD STAYS AWAY RESULTS AND GIZMOS!

Great job at taking off your thinking caps and jumping into action! You all make me so proud. You're like my little insanity disciples.

Here is the aftermath of Week #3!

ERICSAUR AND THE MUSICAL CHAIRS OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, STICKY HANDLES, AND CHEWING GUM ON SHOES!

We need more plants singing Cannibal Corpse. And it would be great if plants could get drunk. I tried pouring beer on mine and they didn't do anything funny. I shall try upgrading to vodka instead next time.

This was a great adventure but I would have loved more! Or images to go along with the insanity! Really, I so badly wanted to see a carnivorous plant playing a trumpet. That would have been truly lovely. But it was cute and made me smile.

Your cascade of madness has earned you 22 Points! That's something to toot your horn about! Now go off into the wilderness and tell us all about your next big adventure!


ARNISD GRACES US WITH A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE!

I want this. I want NO I DON'T JUST WANT THIS IS MINE RIGHT NOW AND NOT ONE OF YOU CRAZIES IS GOING TO STOP ME YES I DARE YOU TO TRY DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. Yes, this is my trillion-count squirrel battalion with battle mechs and futuristic gunships on their way conquer the galaxy, enslave slimy aliens, and forge a mighty empire with me as their supreme commander! And that should do me right until next Christmas. But really, squirrels piloting mechs and gunships is one of those things I never knew I always wanted. You did me a happy.

Your lovely depiction of my future onslaught has earned you 26 points! This lovely doodle is great, and I think the only things that might have made this wonder even better would have been to add color and AMAZING photo-realistic qualities!


CLEOBEL AND THE ENTRY OF... NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T LIKE THAT ENDING!!! ;_;

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;_;

Why did they all have to die!? Aww, it was fun and silly at first like a goofy Monty Python skit and then everyone died like Shakespeare hijacked the whole thing and drove the bus to Sadsville. All those cute, loveable squirrels... GONE! But they were just doing what squirrels do! And then they end up as food for the slimy aliens! AGH! For that, you shall dream you're an overweight gopher being chased by giant tacos, screwdrivers, and lawn-mowers while wearing silly My Little Pony underwear to the tune of the Chicken Dance being played backwards.

As for the entry itself, it was cute, silly, but I think some more would have been nice. Nonetheless, your performance has earned you 19 Points! I demand a sequel! Where the squirrels come back from the dead as a holy angelic army to thwart the slimy aliens once and for all!


MORZONE GRABS A MIGHTY SWORD AND SHIELD AND... HOLY CRAP, HE REALLY DID GO FOR THE CHALLENGE!
Lik OMG, no wai!! You go you crzy boi!

RABID. BABY. SQUIRRELS. Endless hordes of baby Pachirisus. Swarms of my beloved Emolgs! That got me chuckling in a goofy way. All 12 crazy silly bits were really well incorporated and really came together in a special way that made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Even if you bushwhacked a bunch of Emolgas. You see, they're in a better place now, being resurrected by me, joining me, plotting our revenge on you, and yes, it was me behind the poisoned microwave dinner the whole time! You fall ill and it allows us to use you as a sacrificial offering to resurrect the full squirrel army and take over the universe! You put up a good fight but fate is unkind. Sorry not sorry. But it's okay because I use my magic powers to turn you into a Pachirisu and now you have to serve me in my galactic plot. But hey, it's all good because you get free cookies and ice cream now and there's an open bar from 3pm to 5pm. They have really good martinis! We also have trivia night on Mondays.

Your lovely story has earned you 33 Points! And as a bonus treat for taking on the challenge of silliness, you can pester me until the end of time request a free avatar and banner combo! Beautify your profile! Make others jealous! You know you wanna! Tell me what you want and I will lend my magic banner-creating powers to make you special!


FINAL TEAM RESULTS!!!

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Agents of the Shadows gets 41 points in total!
Bulbasaur - 22
Cleobel - 19


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The Sabotage Squadron gets 26 points in total!
arnisd - 26


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The Order of the Sun gets 33 points in total!
Morzone - 33

Thank you all for joining me in this quest for insanity! It's sad that it's over but we all had crazy fun (I know I did!). I hope you enjoyed these lovely three weeks of Humor and may insanity strike and inspire you when you need it most. Like how you want to go down the waterslide face-first for a change or splurge on an extra silly Halloween costume to wear for Valentine's Day. For once, buy a cake just to plop it in someone's face. The memories will last forever! And that's way more fun than just being boring by eating it.

Cheers and good times to all! https://s5.postimg.cc/jz6vvdyo7/Emolga_587.gif

[Cleobel]

Neo Emolga Thank you very much for these three weeks of Humor! Cheers and good times! :D

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