Is Corey a real person or persona created by Nintendo ? (Random Silly Discussion)

[Rival Max]

Ive really been thinking recently that Corey seems oddly excited about every single pokemon out. Not a normal kind of excited..more like the kind of excited you get when you've trapped underground and you realize you'll see the light again excited.
Lets look at the evidence.
* Corey has been promoting X and Y like crazy. More so than anyone else a new thread seems to pop up every other hour in the X and Y section. Almost like an advertising bot.
* Corey has information no one else has. Long before the leak came Corey was posting pictures that I couldn't find anywhere else on the net. Some of the info posted still hasn't reached Serebii or Bulbapedia. How in the world is that possible?
* Corey love fairy types. Fairy Types could possible break the game by making pokemon to darn strong but for some reason we all seem okay with because someone has been selling the idea to us for months.


Ive seen all this patterns advertising and ...by people who are selling time shares.


So could it be possible that Corey has been replaced by an advertising person or bot ?

[Corey]

[THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED ON BEHALF OF NINTENDO]

[Metal Gear Snivy]

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[Bulbasaur]

Corey IS a bot. You didn't know that?

[Genesis]

But...I thought this was pretty obvious!

[Suicune's Fire]

BAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOSH THIS THREAD! XD ACHILLES THAT IS SO BRILLIANT!


When I saw Corey's response I died. So I'm dead now. You guys killed me through hilarity.


~SF.

[MichaelXD]

I thought it was a real person. I also talked with her on Skype last week. I still don't know how they obtain all this information about the newer generation this fast.

[Maddox]

LOL, Achilles. That's not only hilarious, but very accurate. I've been wondering how Corey gets all this info, myself. Also, how has Corey been so sure which rumors are correct and which are false?

The Corey is a lie. Nintendo has infiltrated our ranks. Be careful what you say, THEY are listening.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...If Corey Is/was a real person, Mike, HE'D BE MALE.

But really now, Achilles, you didn't know?!

[Corey]

All of your IP addresses have been logged. A representative will be there shortly to beat you until you say Gen VI is the best.

[Bulbasaur]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/NES-ROB.jpg/250px-NES-ROB.jpg
Could this be what Corey looks like?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

He's probably a computer program and not a robot...

[VeloJello]

Corey is the new JAMES. Except that JAMES never pretended to be a member. Corey, on the other hand...

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Now I kind of miss J_A_M_E_S. Thanks, Velo. :c

[MichaelXD]

...If Corey Is/was a real person, Mike, HE'D BE MALE.

But really now, Achilles, you didn't know?!

Being male sure doesn't represent his Skype picture. I see a woman in there with a dog.

[Rival Max]

Was it so obvious that everyone on the forum already knew ??? Must be getting slow in my old age. So if I address the bot known as Corey am I talking directly to Nintendo ???

[MichaelXD]

The only way to find that out would be to contact Nintendo themselves. I don't know if that really works. They have a site of their own too.

[Corey]

Being male sure doesn't represent his Skype picture. I see a woman in there with a dog.

Being a guy doesn't mean you can't have luxurious curls. :3

[MichaelXD]

My avatar isn't a photo of me anyway, and because it's Mana or Jovi, it doesn't represent my set gender at birth either.

[Rival Max]

Being a guy doesn't mean you can't have luxurious curls. :3

Damn you are clever nintendo create a man with luxurious curls to trick us all!

[[Desolate Divine]]

Guys I don't think Corey is the woman with the long curly hair. I think it's the dog...

[Bulbasaur]

Nope. Corey is either a robot, or a computer program.

[Rival Max]

You guys are to worried weather he is a robot ! I want to know his agenda is it just to soften us up for X and Y??? Or is it some grand scheme that he has been building up to !!!

[Death's Spook]

Come now. It's obvious that they're trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Starting with a bunch of Pokemon nerds on a forum.

Which is a completely unsound tactic. There are many other easier and more effective ways.

[Maddox]

Is it bad if I'm more worried about when Corey will get back on and open the leaky flood gates again than what his/its/their ultimate goal is?

[Wookie Mistake]

I've been trying to not post here, in the hopes that skynet doesn't send a terminator my way, unless it's Kristanna Loken or Summer Glau. But then I decided to post on the off chance that Kristanna or Summer DO get sent to my house...oh wait, wrong robot uprising...

[Maddox]

You never know, maybe Summer bot does some mercenary work on the side!

Edit: So, I found this quote on the "Hey you! What are you listening to" thread:


Soul Calibur V - Wings of Sorrow (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0BylnEOFCw)

I only like VGM. \o/

He's not a robot. He's a Nintendo system they gave sentience! He probably feeds on the attention we give our DS's, uploaded to him through Nintendo WiFi. THAT'S why he's pushing this so hard! He needs us to be obsessed!

[Caite-chan]

Corey sure is a purdy robot. xD

[MichaelXD]

That sure reminds me of how I like to play my games when I'm behind the system.