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Decagon
10-06-2013, 09:06 PM
Poster 1 makes a wish, Poster 2 grants the wish but messes with it in a way that Poster 1 didn't really want, then makes a wish. Poster 3 does the same and it continues.

I wish for carrots.
MichaelXD
10-06-2013, 09:37 PM
You can have carrots, but you also have to eat broccoli.

I wish for a very peaceful day.
ShadowJay
10-06-2013, 10:01 PM
But you have to go to a party.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Metal Gear Snivy
10-06-2013, 10:07 PM
(I remember this so much. THE FEELS.)

Granted, but it soon becomes pure.

I wish for a wish!
ShadowJay
10-06-2013, 11:12 PM
You don't get one! *deletes your post*

I wish for a Sandwich.
MichaelXD
10-07-2013, 12:58 PM
You need to eat real dinner instead.

I wish to stay inside and watch TV.
Dragon Master Mike
10-08-2013, 01:54 AM
you may stay inside and watch TV, but you only get one channel.

I wish for infinite wishes
MichaelXD
10-08-2013, 09:24 AM
You may have all your wishes, but they're not going to be as satisfying as it can be.

I wish for the days to elapse faster.
Neptune's Disciple
10-08-2013, 11:30 PM
They do, but you're now old and wishing you had more time.

I wish for it to be Saturday already.
MichaelXD
10-09-2013, 03:33 AM
Ok, I can make the Earth rotate faster for you, but Saturday will only be 17 hours 28 minutes and 44.456 seconds long. I don't think you want a day that short.

I wish to eat a good meal with friends only.
Neptune's Disciple
10-09-2013, 03:53 AM
Your friends spend the whole time on their phones.

I wish today wasn't so hot.
MichaelXD
10-09-2013, 03:56 AM
I provided a fan, but it costs a lot of money.

I wish to have a lot of money, ironically.
Neptune's Disciple
10-09-2013, 04:40 AM
It makes you arrogant and your friends leave you.

I wish for an afternoon nap.
Suicune's Fire
10-09-2013, 08:56 AM
You lie down on the couch to take a nap but it swallows you whole. Now you have to spend the rest of eternity with the dust bunnies.

I wish there were less stupid people.


~SF.
[Desolate Divine]
10-09-2013, 09:00 AM
Granted, everyone but becomes a super genius.
I wish that maths would grow up and solve its own problems.
Neptune's Disciple
10-09-2013, 09:37 AM
Maths takes over the world and turns humans into slaves.

I wish my internet was faster so the new episode of Legend of Korra would load faster.
ShadowJay
10-09-2013, 10:08 AM
Your Internet becomes faster, but it becomes really fast and runs away.

I wish for today to be October 12th.
MichaelXD
10-09-2013, 12:19 PM
You may have your Saturday too, but I heard the games weren't released yet in stores.

I wish for a panda.
Metal Gear Snivy
10-10-2013, 12:12 AM
Granted, but it becomes vicious and terrorizes the town.

I wish y would stop trying to find x.
MichaelXD
10-10-2013, 03:24 AM
It would find the point, but it will reach the stars when it stops.

I wish for my questions to be answered.