★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

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What is Devolution Battle Royale? It's a silly game where your main objective is to devolve everyone else back into eggs and be the last Pokémon standing! You start as a fully evolved Pokémon and need to try and keep your evolution stages while devolving others! Or else you're going to be egged. It's not very eggcellent. There's no eggcuses. Set a good eggample for others and do the best you can to eggcel at this game. I'll stop.

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You first need to sign up and build your team roster which consists of multiple Lineups beginning with your Starting Lineup followed by your Backup Lineups. You have 10 evolution stages to work with. And these can be distributed among as few or as many Pokémon Lineups as you want. How do you use these stages and build your Lineups? I'll tell you how!

So for example, let's say you want to add Alolan Raichu to your roster as your Starting Lineup. That Pokémon evolution line has three stages, so you would be adding Pichu > Pikachu > Alolan Raichu to your roster and that would use up three stages, leaving you with seven more to spend. If you then wanted to add Sylveon as a Backup Lineup, then that would be adding Eevee > Sylveon and that would use up two more, leaving you with five. So now you get the idea of how you build a team roster with your Starting Lineup and your Backup Lineups and how these stages are spent.

So with those ten stages to spend, something like this could be a valid team roster:

Starting Lineup: Pichu > Pikachu > Alolan Raichu (uses 3)

Backup Lineups:
Eevee > Sylveon (uses 2)
Charmander > Charmeleon > Charizard > Mega Charizard X (uses 4)
Mimikyu (uses 1)

Also, your avatar and banner will be changed to reflect what Pokémon you are. It's a tradition! So in this case, you'd get hooked up with a lovely new Alolan Raichu avatar and signature. Keep in mind that you can choose between Alolan and regular! Different forms for Pokémon like Shaymin and Giratina are perfectly fine too. These will actually make a difference in the game itself, but more on that later!

During the game, if you get devolved, you move down stages, but you can also evolve yourself to reclaim any lost stages. However, if you become an egg because your Lineup got devolved too much, you stay that way for the rest of the Season, and then you come back as your next Backup Lineup. Once you lose a Pokémon Lineup, it's gone for good. So if you went all the way down to Pichu and got devolved into an egg, sorry, but there's no chance of you ever getting all the way back to Alolan Raichu once that happens.

Run out of Backup Lineups and sorry, but it's game over! Thanks for playing!

Also, DO NOT remove avatars or banners while playing. That's considered forfeiting and you don't want to do that. It's part of the game, so keep 'em on! I promise to make them very good! Except when... well, you'll see later...

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So how do you devolve your opponents? Battling! Once a day (unless no valid targets are available), two people are selected at random and they battle as the Pokémon they are. So from our example, if your number is called by the randomizer, you're an Alolan Raichu stepping up to the battlefield plate! And let's say your opponent is rolling with Umbreon. Who goes first with an attack is decided by a coin flip (speed stats don't count for this).

We then use the Thousandroads Metronome Randomzier (http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome). It generates any random Pokémon move.

If it generates a move your Pokémon can use (level up, TM, egg, etc) - Then you attack with that type of attack! So if it generated Thunderbolt (something Alolan Raichu can use), you attack your Umbreon opponent with an Electric attack! It doesn't matter what the move actually does, so if you got Charge, Electroweb, Thunder Punch, or whatever, it still counts as striking with an Electric attack.

If it generates a move your Pokémon can't use - Nothing happens. It's the opponent's turn.

And it goes back and forward.

To win the battle, you need to strike your opponent with three attacks that do regular damage (STAB isn't factored) OR one attack that does super-effective damage. So in your Alolan Raichu case, you could defeat the Umbreon with one Electric attack and two Normal attacks since those three would do regular damage on an Umbreon each time. Or you could win in one shot if the Metronome Randomizer landed on something like Brick Break, which is a Fighting move that Alolan Raichu can learn and does Super Effective damage on Umbreon! Cha-ching!

HOWEVER, if you get moves that do "not very effective" damage on the opposing Pokémon, those count against you instead! In Alolan Raichu's case, hitting Umbreon with Thief would do "not very effective" damage and in this game, that's as if the Umbreon got a successful normal damage strike on you! Ouch. What's worse is that if you get a move attack that has "no effect" at all, you lose the battle right away! In this case, if you were Alolan Raichu and got a Psychic attack like Psyshock, that does nothing at all on Umbreon. Double ouch! You'd lose that match-up!

Time will be called after Turn 30. Whoever has the least amount of regular damage strikes against them wins. If it's tied, it goes into Overtime until someone gets a regular damage strike on them.

Overtime goes until Turn 40. After Turn 40, if it's still tied or no one has landed any hits on each other, the <ADJECTIVE> COIN OF <MORE SILLY THINGS> will determine the winner.

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If you win against your opponent in a battle, you can choose what happens next (you'll get mentioned so you're alerted about it)! You have 24 hours to decide or it defaults to Option #1.

Option #1: Devolve them! - This is pretty much the standard. Devolve your opponent down an evolution line. So if you wanted to devolve the Umbreon, "Let's Go Eevee" just took on a whole new meaning!

Option #2: Evolve yourself! - This is a way to reclaim evolution stages you might have lost, though it's not possible to use this option if you're at your maximum evolution stage or if you're a Pokémon that just doesn't evolve. For example, if you fell down to Pikachu but wanted to become Alolan Raichu again after winning, you could do this and enjoy tail-surfing again! You could also use this to become something different than you were last time if evolutions branch. Such as if you were Vaporeon before, got devolved to Eevee, and wanted to evolve after winning a battle, you could go Flareon this time.

Option #3: Subject them to your Randomizer Wheel! - Feeling lucky? Cruel? Silly? You can throw them into your Triple Trouble Randomizer Wheels, which you create when you sign up (if you want to)! More details on this below.

Win or lose, once you've been in a battle, you won't get called up for another one until the Season is over and everyone has battled at least once. If the number of players remaining is uneven and the last person can't be paired with anyone for a battle, the Season ends but they'll be the first up for a battle in the next Season.

What's a "Season?"

A Season is a term used to describe a session of battle pairings. At the start of a Season, all players are eligible to be called up for a battle, but once they do, they can't be pulled into another one. So for example:

SEASON ONE

1. Cinderella
2. Rapunzel
3. Ariel
4. Merida
5. Belle

So if Cinderella and Ariel battle each other one Day 1 and Rapunzel and Merida battle each other on Day 2, that leaves poor Belle all alone, but to make up for it, Belle is GUARANTEED to battle first in Season Two to make sure she suffers also. Simple!

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This nonsense was inspired from the Victini V-Wheel (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?18739-%26%239728%3BThe-Victini-V-Wheel!%26%239728%3B)! Also, This is totally optional. You could totally skip this step and just stick with only Option #1 and Option #2 for win outcomes. However, you give up taunting others, you miss out on potentially earning the lovely Nefarious Anarchist token, and plotting revenge isn't as fun. So we here at Neo Emolga and Chakaramaster Inc greatly encourage making your Randomizer Wheels!

When you do this, you throw your poor victim into your three Randomizer Wheels. You decide how painful these are! Wheel #1 affects what Pokémon they become, Wheel #2 affects what theme they end up with, and Wheel #3 affects what their usertitle becomes. The randomizer will roll for all three of these Wheels you create!

First, you design your Wheel #1. These will change the victim's Pokémon form depending on what the randomizer lands on. There are a few rules with it, though. First, you need to pick six Pokémon and they have to follow a certain rule criteria:

The First needs to be a fully evolved Pokémon, stage 3 of 3. You kind of want to hope your opponent doesn't get this since it might help them by giving them a fully evolved Pokémon now, but you can at least pick something goofy! So in this case, Charizard, Raichu, and Mega Lucario are valid options, though you may want to pick a much sillier Pokémon than those just to torture your opponents.
The Second needs to be a fully evolved Pokémon, stage 2 of 2. This probably won't help your opponent too much, but again, make it zany and worth it! In this case, Venomoth, Bewear, and Golurk are valid options.
The Third needs to be a mid-evolved Pokémon, stage 2 of 3. Pikachu, Wartortle, Braizen, and the like fall into this pool.
The Fourth needs to be a basic stage, stage 1 of 3. So Pichu, Litten, and Mudkip are perfectly fine here!
The Fifth needs to be a basic stage, stage 1 of 2. So Vulpix, Chinchou, and Sandshrew work here.
The Sixth needs to be a basic stage that doesn't evolve at all. Emolga, Zangoose, Druddigon and so on can fit here.

Remember, pick the silliest Pokémon you can think of! Well, really, it's up to you. Anyway, this transformation replaces whatever current Lineup they have going on and they can't change it back! Unleash that evil maniacal laugh you've been practicing!

Now you design Wheel #2 where their banner and avatar theme is changed. Think it would be funny if they got silly themes? Here's your chance! You pick five and can do things like this:

#1 Chibi and Cute!
#2 MS Paint Doodles!
#3 Random Anime Kittens!
#4 Candyland!
#5 Pottytime Bathroom Fun!

Just nothing that would seriously break PXR rules. I'll try to make their next banner and avatar as close to your nutty theme as possible. ;P

And now you design Wheel #3, where you modify their user title! You could do silly things like this!

#1 "Neo's Proudest Slave"
#2 "Secretly loves puking"
#3 "Proudest Pizza Face"
#4 "OMG Happy New Year 2016!"
#5 "Warning: Contains Gluten"

Be cruel. Remember, you're giving up devolving them or evolving yourself for this! Also, nothing that breaks PXR rules like swearing or vulgar stuff.

These grizzly and cruel effects last until they devolve, evolve, or get thrown into someone else's Randomizer Wheels. So if you subjected someone to a torturous life of getting stuck with Mr Mime, a stupid theme, a lousy usertitle, and then they devolved normally, well, they'd be just a regular Mime Jr then. Their avatar and banner getup would look normal again.

Note that you can only do this once per person. If you've already victimized them into your Randomizer Wheels, you can't do it again and again as wonderful as that sounds. The main page will note who you've victimized like this so at least you have that going! Try to nail everyone you can and add everyone's name to your collection! Gotta Catch 'Em All!

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Of course there's tokens to win! Check these lovelies out!

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Fountain of Youth!
Become a basic stage Pokémon after you've started from a fully evolved Pokémon (minimum of three stages). Aww, see, you're adorable now!




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Nefarious Anarchist!
Use your Randomizer Wheels on three other players to change them into other Pokémon! Was luck on your side? Did you enjoy being cruel? Don't lie, we know you did!




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Yolks on You!
Become an egg! Have that Benjamin Button feeling coming on?




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Egg Lover!
Turn into an egg 3 times. You're getting good at this! >;P (PRO TIP: Stop being good at this!)




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All Grown Up Again!
Evolve yourself twice to a stage 3 evolution from a stage 1 (Ex: Evolve from Charmander back to Charizard). Nice comeback!




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Master of Disaster!
Become a victim of Randomzier Wheels three times. You poor unfortunate soul. Don't get mad, get even!




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Ruler of the Arena!
Win the whole freakin' game and prove to everyone how awesome you are! Because they're all eggs now and you're not! Laugh. Make omelets. Order pizza. Invent a new type of taco after yourself.





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That's basically it as far as rules go! To join in on this mayhem, complete these forms!

YOUR ROSTER:

(Design your roster of 10 stages however you please! Make sure you indicate which one you're starting as. Remember you can spend your 10 stages distributed among as few or as many Pokémon as you like!)

YOUR PERSONAL THEME:

Pick a theme that best resembles your awesomeness! Your stat page, your avatars and banners will be geared around this theme. Make it unique and different from other people!

YOUR TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS (optional)

Wheel #1 of Pokémon (make sure you follow the rules listed above for these)
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1:
Theme #2:
Theme #3:
Theme #4:
Theme #5:

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1:
Usertitle #2:
Usertitle #3:
Usertitle #4:
Usertitle #5:

That's all there is to it!

[Neo Emolga]

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ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA MAWILE, IS ALL THAT REMAINS! CONGRATS!




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THEME: Sci-Fi Cyberpunk
SAVED USERTITLE: Cheers and Good Times!
EGG COUNT: 6
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Emolga (1)
Lugia (1)
Pachirisu (1)
Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
Cherubi > Cherrim (2)
Buneary > Lopunny > Mega Lopunny (3)
Minccino > Cinccino (2)
Dunsparce (1)
Oddish > Gloom > Bellossom (3)
Grubbin > Charjabug > Vikavolt (3)
Wurmple > Silcoon > Beautifly (3)
Buizel > Floatzel (2)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Scytherwolf, arnisd, Noblejanobii, Bulbasaur, sammy0295, Shruikan, Chakramaster
PREY OF: Scytherwolf, Shruikan, sammy0295, ARandomTool, arnisd, Chakramaster

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence



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THEME: I've got a Holiday
SAVED USERTITLE: p i k a c h u ?
EGG COUNT: 4
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Bellsprout > Weepinbell > Victreebel (3)
Noibat > Noivern (2)
Pichu > Pikachu > Alolan Raichu (3)
Magikarp > Gyarados > Mega Gyarados (3)
Jirachi (1)
Stufful > Bewear (2)
Eevee > Umbreon (2)
Budew > Roselia > Roserade (3)
Clauncher > Clawitzer (2)
Mudkip > Marshstomp > Swampert > Mega Swampert (4)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Voltaire Magneton, Noblejanobii, sammy0295, Neo Emolga, Scytherwolf
PREY OF: Noblejanobii, Scytherwolf, ARandomTool, sammy0295, Bulbasaur, Neo Emolga

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe



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THEME: Stand strong against the apocalypse
SAVED USERTITLE: Here. I. Stand.
EGG COUNT: 2
CURRENT LINEUP: Mawile > Mega Mawile (2)
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Sableye > Mega Sableye (2)
Skitty > Delcatty (2)
Riolu > Lucario > Mega Lucario (3)
Turtwig > Grotile > Torterra (3)
Comfey (1)
Mudkip > Marshstomp > Swampert > Mega Swampert (4)
Spiritomb (1)
Magearna (1)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Voltaire Magneton, Chakramaster, Shruikan, Neo Emolga, Bulbasaur, Scytherwolf
PREY OF: Voltaire Magneton, Noblejanobii, Scytherwolf

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti



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THEME: Adventure Awaits!
SAVED USERTITLE: Writing stories about bugs
EGG COUNT: 6
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Poochyena > Mightyena (2)
Whismur > Loudred > Exploud (3)
Oddish > Gloom > Vileplume (3)
Growlithe > Arcanine (2)
Bellsprout > Weepinbell > Victreebel (3)
Cherubi > Cherrim (2)
Yanma > Yanmega (2)
Heracross > Mega Heracross (2)
Tropius (1)
Raikou (1)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Neo Emolga, Shruikan, Chakramaster, sammy0295, Bulbasaur, ARandomTool, arnisd
PREY OF: arnisd, Neo Emolga, Chakramaster, ARandomTool

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam



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THEME: 1¹¹=1 - Power of Destiny
SAVED USERTITLE: 1¹¹=1 - Power of Destiny
EGG COUNT: 4
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Pancham > Pangoro (2)
Entei (1)
Scraggy > Scrafty (2)
Dunsparce (1)
Trapinch > Vibrava > Flygon (3)
Elekid > Electabuzz > Electivire (3)
Magnemite > Magneton > Magnezone (3)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: ARandomTool, Bulbasaur, Shruikan, Noblejanobii
PREY OF: Chakramaster, ARandomTool, Noblejanobii

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???



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THEME: A light in the Darkness
SAVED USERTITLE: Tangerine. Probability. Spelunking.
EGG COUNT: 5
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Petilil > Lilligant (2)
Poipole > Naganadel (2)
Whismur > Loudred > Exploud (3)
Cleffa > Clefairy > Clefable (3)
Alolan Vulpix > Alolan Ninetales (2)
Shaymin Sky (1)
Budew > Roselia > Roserade (3)
Remoraid > Octillery (2)
Necrozma > Dusk Mane Necrozma > Ultra Necrozma (3)
Type: Null > Silvally (2)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Neo Emolga, sammy0295, arnisd
PREY OF: sammy0295, Scytherwolf, Voltaire Magneton, ARandomTool, Neo Emolga

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vikavolt (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Lurantis (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Kirlia (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Goomy (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Chinchou (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Meloetta Aria Forme (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Inverted Colours
Theme #2: ALL the special effects
Theme #3: Dittos
Theme #4: Missingno
Theme #5: Beauty product advert

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Everything's going according to plan
Usertitle #2: MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES
Usertitle #3: Magikarp Master
Usertitle #4: "What could go wrong" they said
Usertitle #5: And my Vuvuzela!



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THEME: Casino Brawyale
SAVED USERTITLE:
EGG COUNT: 3
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Gastly > Haunter > Gengar (3)
Wurmple > Silcoon/Cascoon > Beautifly/Dustox (3)
Jangmo-o > Hakamo-o > Kommo-o (3)
Druddigon (1)
Slowpoke > Slowbro > Mega Slowbro (3)
Ralts > Kirlia > Gallade (3)
Mareep > Flaaffy > Ampharos > Mega Ampharos (4)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Scytherwolf, sammy0295, Bulbasaur, Neo Emolga
PREY OF: Shruikan, Neo Emolga, sammy0295, Scytherwolf

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Tsareena (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Cherrim (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Hoppip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Foongus (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 -Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Please rate my sons drawing
Theme #2: Jackpot
Theme #3: The gutter
Theme #4: Film Noir
Theme #5: The power of friendship

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Closet furry
Usertitle #2: Woman where is ma supersuit!
Usertitle #3: Candy crush addict
Usertitle #4: The good, the bad and certainly the ugly
Usertitle #5: Was shown the world on a magic carpet ride



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THEME: We're all Mad here
SAVED USERTITLE: The Maddest Shaymin
EGG COUNT: 5
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Budew > Roselia > Roserade (3)
Houndour > Houndoom > Mega Houndoom (3)
Cyndaquil > Quilava > Typhlosion (3)
Luvdisc (1)
Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
Mudkip > Marshtomp > Swampert (3)
Mimikyu (1)
Zorua > Zoroark (2)
Shaymin Land Form (1)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: sammy0295, Chakramaster, ARandomTool, Voltaire Magneton
PREY OF: Voltaire Magneton, Neo Emolga

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels



https://i.postimg.cc/jdDwgsfy/Sammy-Label-Egged.png

THEME: FAE-bulous
SAVED USERTITLE:
EGG COUNT: 4
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Foongus > Amoonguss (2)
Ralts > Kirlia > Gardevoir > Mega Gardevoir (4)
Xerneas (1)
Unown (1)
Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
Finneon > Lumineon (2)
Dunsparce (1)
Grubbin > Charjabug > Vikavolt (3)
Clauncher > Clawitzer (3)
Deerling > Sawsbuck (2)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Shruikan, Neo Emolga, arnisd, Chakramaster
PREY OF: Noblejanobii, Shruikan, arnisd, Scytherwolf, Chakramaster, Neo Emolga

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Lopunny (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Sudowoodo (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Remoraid (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Druddigon (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: wow that's sparkly
Theme #2: glitchy
Theme #3: stereoTYPES
Theme #4: Pink™
Theme #5: vaporwave

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Bottom Text
Usertitle #2: Back at it again at Kripsy Kreme
Usertitle #3: Blasting off again
Usertitle #4: Hi, welcome to Chili's
Usertitle #5: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life



https://i.postimg.cc/gjR5q601/Bulbasaur-Label-Egged.png

THEME: Godmence II: The Sequel
SAVED USERTITLE:
EGG COUNT: 3
CURRENT LINEUP: <EGGED>
BACKUP LINEUPS:
Grubbin > Charjabug > Vikavolt (3)
Skitty > Delcatty (2)
Bagon > Shelgon > Salamence > Mega Salamence (4)
Comfey (1)
Vulpix > Ninetales (2)
Kyogre (1)
Hoppip > Skiploom > Jumpluff (3)
Houndour > Houndoom > Mega Houndoom (3)
Stufful > Bewear (2)

RANDOMIZER WHEEL VICTIM COLLECTION: Chakramaster
PREY OF: arnisd, Voltaire Magneton, Scytherwolf, Neo Emolga, ARandomTool

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Venomoth (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Dragonair (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Bulbasaur (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Noibat (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Rayquaza (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Iron Maiden
Theme #2: Dragon Tales (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Tales)
Theme #3: Black Sabbath
Theme #4: Metallica
Theme #5: Avenged Sevenfold

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: All glory to Godmence
Usertitle #2: Slave of Godmence
Usertitle #3: Don't oppose the master
Usertitle #4: 'Mence Minion
Usertitle #5: Take over the world

[Neo Emolga]

YOUR ROSTER:

Starting Lineup: Buizel > Floatzel (2)

Backup Lineups:

Minccino > Cinccino (2)
Buneary > Lopunny > Mega Lopunny (3)
Pachirisu (1)
Latios (1)
Emolga (1) - The Final Stand!

YOUR PERSONAL THEME:

Sci-Fi Cyberpunk

YOUR TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS

Wheel #1 of Pokémon (make sure you follow the rules listed above for these)
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

[Chakramaster]

Your Roster:

Starting lineup: Mudkip > Marshstomp > Swampert > Mega Swampert (4)

Backup Lineup:

Eevee > Umbreon (2)
Jirachi (1)
Pichu > Pikachu > Raichu (3)

Your Personal Theme:

"I've got a Holiday"

Your Triple Trouble Randomizer Wheels

Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe

[Neo Emolga]

Anarchy

Welcome, my friend! I added your stat fluff to the second post. :3

[Chakramaster]

Welcome, my friend! I added your stat fluff to the second post. :3

Awesomeness and thanks! Hopefully we see a big turnout for this one. Should be fun! =D

[ARandomTool]

After figuring out that my username is no longer Shieldshredder Lucario... Heh.
I'm right on time for this nonsense! Here we go...

LINEUP

#1 - Mega Swampert (4 stages)
#2 - Mega Lucario (3 Stages)
#3 - Mega Sableye (2 Stages)
#4 - Spiritomb (1 Stage)

THEME
Stand strong against the apocalypse.

WHEELS OF PAIN

#1

Porygon-Z
Bewear
Loudred
Slakoth
Magikarp
Dunsparce

#2!

#1 Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
#2 MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea.
#3 PURE MANLINESS
#4 Pure Vandalism
#5 Puppet Show


#3!!

#1 - The Spiciest Memelord
#2 - Fre Sh Ava Cado
#3 - how did i get like this
#4 - Is mayonnaise an instrument
#5 - Mom's Spaghetti

I think those wheels are fun? Eh, either way, I'm about to get mangled.

[Scytherwolf]

OH BOY HERE WE GO.

YOUR ROSTER:

Starting: Yanma > Yanmega (2)

Backup:
Growlithe > Arcanine (2)
Heracross > Mega Heracross (2)
Poochyena > Mightyena (2)
Tropius (1)
Raikou (1)


YOUR PERSONAL THEME: Adventure awaits!

YOUR TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS

Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Beautifly (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Delcatty (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Lombre (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Budew (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Finneon (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Dunsparce (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fun with photoshop filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Eats month old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

[Shruikan]

Okay, question: How would Ultra Necrozma work? Would it be Necrozma > Dusk Mane Necrozma > Ultra Necrozma, or just Dusk Mane > Ultra Necrozma.
Or would Ultra Necrozma be a stand alone. (Though it's kinda like Mega evolution, so I'd assume not)

[Chakramaster]

Okay, question: How would Ultra Necrozma work? Would it be Necrozma > Dusk Mane Necrozma > Ultra Necrozma, or just Dusk Mane > Ultra Necrozma.
Or would Ultra Necrozma be a stand alone. (Though it's kinda like Mega evolution, so I'd assume not)

We talked about it real quick (and had to look it up cause neither of us really knew much about it xD). 3 of those would fit well to this. So you can go:

Necrozma > Dusk Mane Necrozma > Ultra Necrozma

or

Necrozma > Dawn Wings Necrozma > Ultra Necrozma

This way it still fits to the game's format. So whichever of the two lines you'd like to go with.

[Neo Emolga]

ARandomTool Scytherwolf

You guys have been added! Welcome to the chaos! >:D

[Voltaire Magneton]

As much as I love my current avatar and banner, I wanna wreak havoc more, so I'm joining in!

Starting lineup: Magnemite > Magneton > Magnezone (3)

Backup Lineup:

Trapinch > Vibrava > Flygon (3)
Scraggy > Scrafty (2)
Pancham > Pangoro (2)

Personal Theme:

"1¹¹=1 - Power of Destiny"

Triple Trouble Randomizer Wheels

Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???

[Shruikan]

YOUR ROSTER:

Starting Lineup: Necrozma > Dusk Mane Necrozma > Ultra Necrozma (3)

Backup Lineups:

Shaymin Sky (1)
Alolan Vulpix > Alolan Ninetales (2)
Poipole > Naganadel (2)
Type: Null > Silvally (2)


YOUR PERSONAL THEME:

A light in the Darkness

YOUR TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS

Wheel #1 of Pokémon (make sure you follow the rules listed above for these)
Pokémon #1: Vikavolt (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lurantis (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Kirlia (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Goomy (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Chinchou (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Meloetta Aria Forme (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Inverted Colours
Theme #2: ALL the special effects
Theme #3: Dittos
Theme #4: Missingno
Theme #5: Beauty product advert

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Everything's going according to plan
Usertitle #2: MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES
Usertitle #3: Magikarp Master
Usertitle #4: "What could go wrong" they said
Usertitle #5: And my Vuvuzela!

[arnisd]

YOUR ROSTER:

Starting Lineup:
mareep < Flaaffy < Amphoros < Mega Amphoros (4)
Backup Lineups:
Jangmo-o < Hakamo-o < Kommo-o (3)
Cosmog < Cosmoem < Lunala (3)

YOUR PERSONAL THEME:

Casino Brawyale

YOUR TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS The house always collects what its due

Pokémon #1: Tsareena (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Cherrim (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Gloom (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Hoppip (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Dunsparce (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Please rate my sons drawing
Theme #2: Jackpot
Theme #3: The gutter
Theme #4: Film Noir
Theme #5: The power of friendship

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Closet furry
Usertitle #2: Woman where is ma supersuit!
Usertitle #3: Candy crush addict
Usertitle #4: The good, the bad and certainly the ugly
Usertitle #5: Was shown the world (on a magic carpet ride)

Part between () at title 5 is optional, or if any of the titles are to long just say and I'll come up with something else

[Neo Emolga]

Voltaire Magneton Shruikan arnisd

You guys have been accepted! And holy popping snot, there is some truly EVIL stuff going on in those Randomizer Wheels! XD Just makes it that much more hilarious! >:3

[Noblejanobii]

Lineup
Starting:
Zoroark (2 stages)

Backup:
Mimikyu (1 stage)
Typhlosion (3 stage)
Mega Houndoom (3 stage)
Shaymin Land form (1 stage)

My Personal Theme
We're all Mad Here

TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS

Wheel #1 of Pokémon (make sure you follow the rules listed above for these)
Pokémon #1: Mega Steelix (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Clawitzer (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Machoke (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Turtwig (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Grimer (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Entei (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or 2 bagels

[Neo Emolga]

Noblejanobii

Your ABSOLUTE MADNESS has been accepted! Enjoy the torment you will bestow upon everyone!

[Neo Emolga]

PUBLIC NOTICE OF ANARCHY

The deadline to sign up for this is... SATURDAY NOVEMBER 17 2018! Don't wait, subject yourself and others to the chaos NOW!

Also, if you signed up already because you're nuts like the rest of us, you have until this deadline to change your choices if suddenly your favorite Pokemon flip-flopped or you feel like being even more cruel with some darker inspiration that came more recently to you! Just let me know by posting here, or keep your dark secrets slightly more concealed by PMing me instead! I'll make the update regardless of how obvious you're trying to make it! >:D

[sammy0295]

YOUR ROSTER:

Starting Lineup: Deerling > Sawsbuck (2)

Backup Lineups:

Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
Xerneas (1)
Ralts > Kirlia > Gardevoir > Mega Gardevoir (4)

YOUR PERSONAL THEME:

FAE-bulous

YOUR TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS

Wheel #1 of Pokémon (make sure you follow the rules listed above for these)
Pokémon #1: Mega Lopunny (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Sudowoodo (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Gloom (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Magikarp (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Remoraid (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Druddigon (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: wow that's sparkly
Theme #2: glitchy
Theme #3: stereoTYPES
Theme #4: Pink™
Theme #5: vaporwave

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Bottom Text
Usertitle #2: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Usertitle #3: Blasting off again
Usertitle #4: Hi, welcome to Chili's
Usertitle #5: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

[Neo Emolga]

sammy0295

CONGRATULATIONS on following the mandate of chaos! Your tribute of catastrophe has been approved by me and the American Dental Association! Just kidding, it's just me, those other guys haven't detected your stealthy and cunning ways!

[Bulbasaur]

YOUR ROSTER:

Starting Lineup: Houndour > Houndoom > Mega Houndoom

Backup Lineups:

Kyogre
Vulpix > Ninetales
Bagon > Shelgon > Salamence > Mega Salamence

YOUR PERSONAL THEME:

Godmence II: The Sequel

YOUR TRIPLE TROUBLE RANDOMIZER WHEELS

Wheel #1 of Pokémon:
Pokémon #1: Vileplume
Pokémon #2: Venomoth
Pokémon #3: Dragonair
Pokémon #4: Bulbasaur
Pokémon #5: Noibat
Pokémon #6: Rayquaza

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Iron Maiden
Theme #2: Dragon Tales (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Tales)
Theme #3: Black Sabbath
Theme #4: Metallica
Theme #5: Avenged Sevenfold

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: All glory to Godmence
Usertitle #2: Slave of Godmence
Usertitle #3: Don't oppose the master
Usertitle #4: 'Mence Minion
Usertitle #5: Take over the world

Oppose Godmence, become his slave. It's that simple.

[Neo Emolga]

Bulbasaur

Your Salamence-infused mayhem and carnage has been accepted and is now part of the anarchy that this game is all about!

[Neo Emolga]

THIS IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE TO SIGN UP AND CHANGE YOUR SETTINGS BEFORE THE SHEER NONSENSE STARTS TOMORROW!

For all those of you who are thinking of signing up, SIGN UP NOW! TIME IS RUNNING OUT and you don't want to miss out on this! And if you don't sign up, well boo on you, you're going to miss out on something silly, wily, and fun. That's like skipping out on Halloween because you were feeling lazy and wanted to do nothing memorable like watch Netflix or play Candy Crush Friends (gawd, I can't believe they made that too). This is unacceptable. It's mean. It's cruel. It's like tricking a mermaid into going to Taco Bell and then leaving her there with no way to get back to sea because you didn't even leave your phone so she could call an Uber. You don't do things like that. What would your mother say?

For those of you who have signed up, you are legendary. You hold the highest position of valor and honor, and you stand before all with your prestige, your leadership, your integrity, and your ingenuity. You will embark on the greatest adventure of all time. There will be peril, there will be obstacles to overcome, but at the end, you will be stronger, more noble, and you will take your place among all the heroes of the universe. You're in the right place in the right company. Bless you. Bless you all.

[Neo Emolga]

Children beware...


https://i.postimg.cc/h4159jZ8/Battle-Label.png

GRANDMASTER RNG demands a combat tribute. It summons...

NEO EMOLGA as Floatzel and SCYTHERWOLF as Yanmega to the battlefield!

The GRAND COIN OF ANARCHY has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA attempts to strike with Autotomize, but it's not something Floatzel will ever know.
SCYTHERWOLF attempts to strike with Stun Spore, but Yanmega doesn't learn that either.

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA attempts to strike with Play Rough, but Floatzel never knows that either.
SCYTHERWOLF attempts to strike with Flash, landing the 1st regular damage hit on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Agility, landing the 1st regular damage hit on SCYTHERWOLF!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Submission, but actually she doesn't because Yanmega just doesn't learn that.

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Light of Ruin, except he doesn't because heck if Floatzel would ever be caught rolling around with that.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Megnetic Flux, but then realizes she doesn't know that either.

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Aqua Ring, landing the 2nd regular damage hit on SCYTHERWOLF!
SCYTHERWOLF tries to respond with Shock Wave, but it comes out a little quiet.

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA attacks with V-create. In his dreams!
SCYTHERWOLF responds with U-Turn, landing the 2nd regular damage hit on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Chatter! Well, not today anyway.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Chip Away! Well, not today either.

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Dizzy Punch! Oops!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes back with Shell Trap! Just not as Yanmega.

TURN NINE
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Encore! But actually not.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Quick Guard! Well, no on that one, too.

TURN TEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Cotton Guard! Well, maybe some other day.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Mirror Shot! Some other time.

TURN ELEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Wood Hammer! Except he left it at home.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Close Combat! Someday.

TURN TWELVE
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Moonlight! Except he's a Floatzel, not an Umbreon.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Lick! But she doesn't roll with that.

TURN THIRTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Hyperspace Hole! Ha ha, no.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Beak Blast! But realizes you kinda need a beak to do that.

TURN FOURTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Bounce! Not.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Ion Deluge! But actually not.

TURN FIFTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Bullet Seed! But nope on that one!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Facade! landing the 3rd and FINAL regular damage hit on NEO EMOLGA!


SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Scytherwolf, as the grand winner of the arena today, it's up to you to decide what happens now!

The audience avidly awaits your decision...

Especially me, I didn't think this would be happening on me already! XD

[arnisd]

The audience is amused by how many attacks were attempted

[Chakramaster]

I totally didn’t expect you so early either! It was fun to see the battle and how it turned out. Excited to see the next now! :)

[Neo Emolga]

The audience is amused by how many attacks were attempted

Yeah, expect to see that happen a lot. XD


I totally didn’t expect you so early either! It was fun to see the battle and how it turned out. Excited to see the next now! :)

Beware, you could be next!

I'll admit, I've been cautiously watching to see if Scytherwolf logs in. XD

[Scytherwolf]

You know what's going to happen...

....you're getting the Randomizer Wheels. C:<

[Chakramaster]

Beware, you could be next!

I'll admit, I've been cautiously watching to see if Scytherwolf logs in. XD

With how my luck has been lately? I doubt it xD. And I say that cause I’d WANT to be next haha.

[Neo Emolga]

You know what's going to happen...

....you're getting the Randomizer Wheels. C:<

And I had a baaaad bad bad bad feeling about that. Was also kind of hoping you got distracted, tomorrow 2:00pm would come, and I'd get Buizel and that would have been all cool and stuff.

But YIPPE-YAY, here we are! Let's get psychotic and spin these things!

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

Lordy, look at what you've done to me! See, I KNEW this was going to be trouble!

THE IRONY! I bet Chakra is laughing hysterically now after what I did to him in Squawkers. Actually, you probably all are. I hear you snorting and chuckling! Laugh while you can because it'll happen to you!

At least it wasn't Delcatty with a Disney Princess theme. My sympathies go to whoever will get bushwhacked by that one.

[Scytherwolf]

And I had a baaaad bad bad bad feeling about that. Was also kind of hoping you got distracted, tomorrow 2:00pm would come, and I'd get Buizel and that would have been all cool and stuff.

Haha, not a chance. c:< Love the new look.

[arnisd]

Great new look, that's what you get from opening stuff up.

https://i.imgur.com/a46ApK9.png

Bet this will make me not randomly selected :p, show how eager you are and RNGesus won't pick you

[Neo Emolga]

Haha, not a chance. c:< Love the new look.

I will remember this! You haven't seen the last of me! Rawr.

Anywho...

RNGesus loved yesterday's insanity. A flying squirrel went from sea weasel to melancholy butterfly in less than 48 hours! It was so amazing that he wants to have another go at it. Actually, many more goes at it to be honest.

On that note...


https://i.postimg.cc/h4159jZ8/Battle-Label.png

MASTER RNG demands yet another combat tribute. It summons...

SHRUIKAN as Ultra Necrozma and SAMMY0295 as Sawsbuck to the battlefield!

The DERANGED COIN OF MAYHEM has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN dives in with Psych Up! But suddenly remembers that you're not you when you're hungry.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Crabhammer! Well, she would have if she was more crab-like.

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Headbutt! Surprisingly, said immense dragon can't actually use it.
SAMMY0295 tries her luck with Stone Edge! We're still waiting...

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN attempts to strike with Wake-Up Slap! Sammy0295 giggles at the thin air!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Celebrate! But not.

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN strikes with Gunk Shot! Actually, he decides that would be gross.
SAMMY0295 responds with Dazzling Gleam! Nu-uh.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Drill Run! But it's another whiff.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Charm! IT'S A SUPER-EFFECTIVE ONE-HIT KO ON SHRUIKAN!


SAMMY0295 WINS!

sammy0295, you are the Valkyrie of Triumph today! And your prize for victory includes you getting to decide what happens to our friend Shruikan!

Have fun!

Glad it's not me this time. :P

[Voltaire Magneton]

Well, that one was fast LMAO


(lets get this randomizer wheel kek)

[Bulbasaur]

Wowee, Ultra Necrozma got rekt by a Sawsbuck. Sawsbuck could be a good minion for Godmence...

[sammy0295]

Y'all know its the wheel.

[Voltaire Magneton]

At this point, will any of us choose the other options? The Wheel is the only way to go LMAO we love Anarchy™

[Chakramaster]

At this point, will any of us choose the other options? The Wheel is the only way to go LMAO we love Anarchy™

Oh yeah we will see more. Since you’re limited on spinning the wheel as opposed to devolving.

Oh boy that match went fast though. Can’t wait for my turn. Watch it be the 2 Mega Swampert facing off against each other xD

[Neo Emolga]

Shruikan... I feel your pain. But this sad Beautifly has to do his civic duty and spin these for you.

Just you remember this the next time you win! >:D

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Lopunny (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Sudowoodo (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Remoraid (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Druddigon (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: wow that's sparkly
Theme #2: glitchy
Theme #3: stereoTYPES
Theme #4: Pink™
Theme #5: vaporwave

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Bottom Text
Usertitle #2: Back at it again at Kripsy Kreme
Usertitle #3: Blasting off again
Usertitle #4: Hi, welcome to Chili's
Usertitle #5: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

To go from ferocious Ultra Beast Dragon to... a plain, everyday fish. Ouch.

The aura of revenge in the air gets stronger!

[Neo Emolga]

I know you've been waiting, but wait no longer!


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MASTER RNG has been enjoying this chaos, so now it summons...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Swampert and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Magnezone to the battlefield!

The SADISTIC COIN OF CHAOS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL starts with using Secret Power! But it's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE and results in the first strike against him!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON gets the idea of using Shadow Punch! But it turns out to be just an idea.

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL runs in with Relic Song! But he forgot the words.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Clamp! Or so we thought...

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Thief! But decides not to because that wouldn't be nice.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Leech Life! No? Guess not!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL thinks using Flare Blitz would be great! Guess we'll never know!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Flame Charge! So much for that idea!

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Quiver Dance! Turns out he doesn't know how it goes.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Crafty Shield! Guess he left it at home.

TURN SIX
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Bonemerang! But Marowak demands it back before he gets the chance!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with a Rock Blast attack! Just kidding.

TURN SEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL attempts to use Solar Blade! But that would be cheating and Santa's watching.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Sheer Cold! But decides not to because he doesn't want to risk getting the sniffles.

TURN EIGHT
ARANDOMTOOL uses Powder! But calls it back because then he would be caught hacking.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Barrier! It lands the 2nd normal damage strike against ARandomTool!

TURN NINE
ARANDOMTOOL attempts to use Thunder Shock! But a nearby Pikachu tells him "nu-uh."
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries to use Infestation! But there isn't even a fizzling sound.

TURN TEN
ARANDOMTOOL tries to use Power Split! But that's a no.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Lunar Dance! Turns out he just ain't a dancer.

TURN ELEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL tests out a Thunder Punch! That same Pikachu just face-palms now.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes out with a Power Whip! We're still waiting on that one, though.

TURN TWELVE
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Volt Switch! The Pikachu only wishes he hadn't been watching now.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts an Uproar! It comes out kinda quiet, though.

TURN THIRTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL charges in with Barrier! But that too is NOT VERY EFFECTIVE and results in the third and final strike against him!


VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

Voltaire Magneton, you're today's winner! Show ARandomTool just how much care and compassion you have for him! We're all excited to see your empathy at work!

[Bulbasaur]

Waiting for that mention like

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[Neo Emolga]

Waiting for that mention like

https://media.giphy.com/media/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A/giphy.gif

Oh, it'll come. Just hope it's for winning and not "omg look at you now harr harr you look incredibly goofy lol kek."

[Voltaire Magneton]

MFW A Magnezone wins over a Mega Swampert LMAO
Neo Beautifly; YA KNOW WHAT ILL PICK LOL (The Wheel of course >:D )

[Neo Emolga]

MFW A Magnezone wins over a Mega Swampert LMAO
Neo Beautifly; YA KNOW WHAT ILL PICK LOL (The Wheel of course >:D )

Yeah, I too was like "wut." But nonetheless, a win is a win and I think everyone is delighted to see your empathy level for our good friend ARandomTool is a whopping 0%.

Well, ARandomTool, welcome to the club! The club where all your dreams get transmutated into something tragic and disastrous!

It's all up to our friend RNG as we...


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RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???

So dude, now's your chance to let us know how that feels! @.@

[Voltaire Magneton]

That is a H I L A R I O U S set of rolls LMAO

I hope your heart goes doki-doki! K E K

(also nice one on the DDLC inspired art Neo! does not disappoint)

[Neo Emolga]

The reign of this parade keeps marching on!
You see what I did there?


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MASTER RNG giggles at you all! It decides it needs some more entertainment! It pulls...

ARNISD as Mega Ampharos and SCYTHERWOLF as Yanmega to the battlefield!

The MACABRE COIN OF CALAMITY has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts with a Dragon Pulse! It's fun to imagine, isn't it?
ARNISD unleashes his Sticky Web! Actually, he just hasn't cleaned up his Halloween decorations yet.

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF tries a Amnesia attack! But she forgot how that whole move works! (har har har)
ARNISD decides Wonder Room might be cool. Might have been cooler if he could actually do it!

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF attempts a Night Daze attack! But it turns out she was just dreaming!
ARNISD uses Sludge Bomb! Turns out he just didn't close the top on the blender before using it.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF tries a Low Kick attack! Truth is she's behind on karate class.
ARNISD strikes out with Yawn! Maybe only now he just realized the battle started?

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF takes V-create for a spin! She created a V by drawing in the sand!
ARNISD attacks with Struggle. You need to run out of PP first, dude!

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF tries Aromatherapy! Turns out spraying Fabreze everywhere just makes the arena smell a little nicer.
ARNISD uses Protect! It results in the first normal damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF launches Double-Edge! It inflicts the first normal damage strike against ARNISD!
ARNISD attacks with Spider Web! And the vampire, pumpkin, and witch decorations too!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Grassy Terrain! Actually, she just has really good landscaping service.
ARNISD unleashes Acid Spray! But decides that wouldn't go well with the Fabreze in the air now.

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Fell Stinger! But she remembers she's a dragonfly, not a wasp!
ARNISD strikes back with Thunderbolt! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE KO strike against SCYTHERWOLF!


ARNISD WINS!

arnisd, you're the champion of today! The audience is avidly awaiting the chaos you decide to unleash!

Muha ha ha, thanks for avenging me!

[arnisd]

Going along with the trend, we'll choose random wheels :p
Neo Beautifly What else can I say, except you're welcome muahahahaha! *coughs* HA *cough...cough*

[ARandomTool]

I feel fine guys. Not sad because there should have been a "oh hey im using an electric type move wait NO- DUSTED" in there at all.

[Neo Emolga]

Going along with the trend, we'll choose random wheels :p
Neo Beautifly What else can I say, except you're welcome muahahahaha! *coughs* HA *cough...cough*

I figured you would. ;)


I feel fine guys. Not sad because there should have been a "oh hey im using an electric type move wait NO- DUSTED" in there at all.

Oh, it's all good! You kind of just have to laugh with it! ;D

[Neo Emolga]

Oh hey, Scytherwolf!

Welcome to my world! >:3


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RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Tsareena (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Cherrim (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Hoppip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Foongus (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 -Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Please rate my sons drawing
Theme #2: Jackpot
Theme #3: The gutter
Theme #4: Film Noir
Theme #5: The power of friendship

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Closet furry
Usertitle #2: Woman where is ma supersuit!
Usertitle #3: Candy crush addict
Usertitle #4: The good, the bad and certainly the ugly
Usertitle #5: Was shown the world on a magic carpet ride

[Scytherwolf]

Oh my...I deserve this I guess. I came online and saw my avatar/banner and literally laughed though, so I guess this is a "good" combo to get. XD

[Neo Emolga]

I smell trouble. It smells delicious!

And HAPPY THANKSGIVING, you peeps!


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MASTER RNG hungers for chaos. It decides two of you would be essential ingredients and decides to pull...

NEO BEAUTIFLY as Beautifly and SHRUIKAN as Remoraid to the battlefield!

The INSANE COIN OF TRAVESTY has declared NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO BEAUTIFLY kicks things off with a Core Enforcer! But he just ends up chanting a pretend magic spell.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Trump Card! But it ends up being just a photo of the US President.

TURN TWO
NEO BEAUTIFLY tries Reflect! It's mirror!
SHRUIKAN responds with Secret Power! It's the first normal damage strike on NEO BEAUTIFLY!

TURN THREE
NEO BEAUTIFLY attempts a Bolt Strike attack! But it turns out to be just a silly dance.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Wing Attack! But you kind of need wings to do that.

TURN FOUR
NEO BEAUTIFLY tries Shift Gear! But he realizes he's not driving a car right now.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Assurance! It's not very reassuring!

TURN FIVE
NEO BEAUTIFLY attacks with Wonder Room! But they stop him before he puts up silly wallpaper.
SHRUIKAN attempts Endeavor! But it goes a little quiet.

TURN SIX
NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes with Lick! But decides kicking a fish doesn't sound very tasty.
SHRUIKAN retaliates with Rock Slide! But he just makes a funny face trying to attempt it.

TURN SEVEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY uses Instruct! But SHRUIKAN doesn't feel like learning today.
SHRUIKAN uses Sacred Fire! He lights a candle!

TURN EIGHT
NEO BEAUTIFLY attacks with Uproar! But ends up just making a lot of noise.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Trick-or-Treat! But realizes he's got his holidays mixed up.

TURN NINE
NEO BEAUTIFLY unleashes Mist Ball! But it just gets things wet.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Drain Punch! Except he's got fins, not fists.

TURN TEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes with Head Smash! It's just algebra...
SHRUIKAN uses Cross Poison! But it ends up just as an attempt to put soy sauce into Coca Cola.

TURN ELEVEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY attempts Assurance! But that's not assuring either!
SHRUIKAN attacks back with Flamethrower! It's a Super-Effective KO on NEO BEAUTIFLY!
Seriously, Remoraid can use it. XD


SHRUIKAN WINS!

Shruikan, you've done it and accomplished my second butt-kicking! It's all up to you now!

[Neo Emolga]

While I wait for Shruikan's judgment of torment...!


PUBLIC NOTICE OF CALAMITY
(Devolution Battle Royale Patch 1.1 Notes)

It has occurred to us that several players are getting all the action and embarrassment and there are some who are just watching and aren't enjoying the humiliating fun! As a result, some of the RNG spirits have been fired for noncompliance, we decided to hire new prospective RNG spirits through our talent acquisition program. (we're changing the old system)

At Neo Emolga and Chakramaster Incorporated, we believe all players should have the privilege of being publically humiliated. Therefore, to celebrate the most anarchical and maniacal day of the year (Black Friday), tomorrow, all cooldowns are getting told to go fly a kite and EVERYONE IS GETTING THEIR BUTTOCKS YANKED INTO A BATTLE REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH OR HOW LITTLE YOU'VE BATTLED ALREADY. Besides being so much loony fun and colorful insanity, it's needed to transition things into the new format. I don't shop on Black Friday anyway and I still have plenty of alcohol remaining.

Also, here's how the new system will work after everyone has been pulverized by Black Friday.

"SEASON ONE" begins with everyone eligible for a battle, kind of like how things first started. And there is still only one battle a day. HOWEVER, once two people have been selected and have battled, they cannot be selected again for the rest of the Season. The Season will keep going until everyone has battled and has had their chance to be battle-paired with another eligible goofball. If there are any players left remaining at the end (from having an odd number of players left), they don't battle that season, BUT THEY CAN BET THEIR GRANDMOTHER'S PANTIES they will battle first in the next one. So for example:

SEASON ONE

1. Cinderella
2. Rapunzel
3. Ariel
4. Merida
5. Belle

So if Cinderella and Ariel battle each other one Day 1 and Rapunzel and Merida battle each other on Day 2, that leaves poor Belle all alone, but to make up for it, Belle is GUARANTEED to battle first in Season Two to make sure she suffers also. Simple!

Also, if you get egged, that will last for the reason of the Season rather than last a week. When the new season begins, you'll hatch into one of your backup lines if you still have some.

If you have any questions, feel free to poke me. Just not too hard, I'm not the Pillsbury Doughboy!

Chakramaster ARandomTool Scytherwolf Voltaire Magneton Shruikan arnisd Noblejanobii sammy0295 Bulbasaur

[Shruikan]

Neo Beautifly Well, I was going to be nice and just go with the devolution if/when I eventually won a round, but my strategic side has been pokeing me that I have a 50% chance to knock off two evelution levels with the randomiser wheel, while only a 1 in 6 chance of having no gain whatsoever, so I'm going to spin the wheel of misfortune! (Plus I need the badge for my hoard)

[Neo Emolga]

Neo Beautifly Well, I was going to be nice and just go with the devolution if/when I eventually won a round, but my strategic side has been pokeing me that I have a 50% chance to knock off two evelution levels with the randomiser wheel, while only a 1 in 6 chance of having no gain whatsoever, so I'm going to spin the wheel of misfortune! (Plus I need the badge for my hoard)

But I want the badge for MY hoard!

Urf... not again!


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RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vikavolt (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Lurantis (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Kirlia (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Goomy (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Chinchou (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Meloetta Aria Forme (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Inverted Colours
Theme #2: ALL the special effects
Theme #3: Dittos
Theme #4: Missingno
Theme #5: Beauty product advert

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Everything's going according to plan
Usertitle #2: MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES
Usertitle #3: Magikarp Master
Usertitle #4: "What could go wrong" they said
Usertitle #5: And my Vuvuzela!

Okay, I might not have been able to get ALL the special effects in there (Photoshop seriously has an infinite number of them that can be used in an endless amount of setting configurations), but there's a ludicrous amount of them in this one (the text and the Vikavolt itself have every darn layer style possible active!). As you can imagine, it makes it look tacky as all hell. XD

ThAnKs So MuCh FoR tHaT! @.@

[Neo Emolga]

AnD YoU thOUghT yOU weRE saFe Ha aH HAa HAAHa No.

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MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to pull all ten of us goons into battle, starting with...

SHRUIKAN as Remoraid and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!

The LAUGHING COIN OF MADNESS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN opens with Metal Burst! Truth is he just shook a soda can too hard.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Grassy Terrain! Well there you have it folks, a Super-Effective OHKO on the opening turn! :O



SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Scytherwolf, you win the first of today's insanity Black Friday battles! It's up to you to decide what happens to Shruikan now!

[Neo Emolga]

ThE daRK FeaST ConTinUEs...

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MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It now decides to share its insanity by bringing...

ARNISD as Mega Ampharos and BULBASAUR as Mega Houndoom to the battlefield!

The DOOMWEAVER COIN OF NIGHTMARES has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR makes his opening strike Ice Burn! But it's really just Icy Hot.
ARNISD responds with Electric Terrain! It strikes BULBASAUR for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR retaliates with Bolt Strike! But he just makes a funny face instead!
ARNISD attacks with Pollen Puff! He just ends up blowing dandelion seeds everywhere!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Cross Poison! But it's really just spoiled milk.
ARNISD strikes back with Icicle Spear! But it melts before he can put it together!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR tries out a Psycho Shift! But it was really just another crazy dream.
ARNISD uses Muddy Water! But all he really ends up doing is jumping in rain puddles.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Twineedle! He just ends up pretending to be a Beedrill.
ARNISD attacks back with Octazooka! But he just face-plants instead.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR attacks with Shadow Sneak! But he ends up just hiding in the shade.
ARNISD attacks with Floral Healing! But rubbing his skin with rose petals doesn't seem to do very much.

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Frost Breath! But it's really just the result of him chewing too much mint gum.
ARNISD tries Draco Meteor! But he just throws a rock and mutters something in a funny language.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Toxic Thread! He just shows us an angry conversation on the League of Legends forum!
ARNISD strikes with Rototiller! But he just spins around like a silly sap.

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Facade! It strikes ARNISD for the 1st regular damage strike!
ARNISD retaliates with Ally Switch! But he has no friends to use as a living shield!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Will-O-Wisp! It results in a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike, counting as the second strike against him!
ARNISD attacks with Strength Sap! But he just flails his little flipper arms around!

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Lunge! But it's just another funny face-plant.
ARNISD attacks with Double Hit! But it's just more flipper arm flailing!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR uses Follow Me! But ARNISD doesn't feel like chasing him.
ARNISD tries Feint! He makes a funny face and does something goofy with his hands!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Razor Leaf! But he just throws a bunch of fall foliage around.
ARNISD attacks with Flying Press! But he just jumps around and claps his hands.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks back with an Endure! It hits ARNISD for the second normal-damage strike!
ARNISD strikes out with Mega Kick! It strikes BULBASAUR for the third and final normal-damage strike!


ARNISD WINS!

arnisd, you win battle #2! What kind of insanity would you like to unleash upon your friend Bulbasaur now!? ;P

[Neo Emolga]

MoAR! MOAR!!!!

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MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It can't stop itself as it drags in...

SAMMY0295 as SAWSBUCK and NEO VIKAVOLT as Vikavolt to the battlefield!

The DESTRUCTIVE COIN OF SLAUGHTER has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 makes her opening move Cosmic Power! But it ends up just being a whole lot of glitter.
NEO VIKAVOLT opens with Electroweb! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack, resulting in the first normal damage strike against him!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 attacks with Rock Smash! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike, resulting in the first normal damage strike against her!
NEO VIKAVOLT unleashes Counter! But he just starts counting up from 1.

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 strikes with Phantom Force! But it's really just her silly Halloween costume.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks back with Tail Whip! But he just ends up shaking his butt.

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 unleashes Metal Sound! It ends up just being nuts and bolts dropped on a catwalk.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Double Hit! But he just spins around all silly-like.

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 uses Dragon Pulse! She ends up just chanting in a funny way.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Sketch! It's a cute drawing, but that's all it ends up being.

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 attempts Cross Poison! She just puts laxatives into the brownie batter again.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Sticky Web! But it's just more leftover Halloween decorations again.

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 tries Hydro Pump! But she discovers it's too cold to turn the garden hose on.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Supersonic! It ends up just being an annoying noise.

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 uses Assurance! But it doesn't end up being very reassuring.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Double Kick! But he just spins and nearly trips over himself.

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 attacks with Avalanche! But she just pushes a lot of snow off the roof.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Miracle Eye! He just makes a really weird stare.

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mist Ball! But she just ends up spraying water into the air.
NEO VIKAVOLT attempts Electro Ball! But he just zaps a soccer ball in a funny way.

TURN ELEVEN
SAMMY0295 tries Heal Bell! But it's really just a regular cow bell she rings.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Dragon Pulse! It just turns into a silly spectacle.

TURN TWELVE
SAMMY0295 uses Mean Look! She ends up just looking grumpy.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Flail! But he just does a funny shake.

TURN THIRTEEN
SAMMY0295 attempts Fairy Wind! But she just throws glitter into a desk fan.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Body Slam! But he just crashes into the ground.

TURN FOURTEEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Charge! But she just runs around all crazy like.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Electric Terrain! But he just plays the song Electric Avenue.

TURN FIFTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Brick Break! But she just uses a hammer to smack blocks around.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Magnitude! But just jumps up and down like a silly sap.

TURN SIXTEEN
SAMMY0295 attempts to use Happy Hour! But the bar tells her that only starts at 4pm.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries out Rock Climb! Turns out he's not very good at it.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Feather Dance! But she just smashes a bunch of feather pillows open while strutting around in a funny way.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Scald! But he ends up just landing on his butt.

TURN EIGHTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Roar! It just results in a lot of zany shouting and pouting.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Telekinesis! But he just makes a goofy face doing do.

TURN NINETEEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Guard Swap! She just changes out the pillow she's using as a shield.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Grass Whistle! But just ends up blowing air.

TURN TWENTY
SAMMY0295 uses Petal Dance! But ends up stepping all over the daisies instead.
NEO VIKAVOLT attempts Shadow Bone! Except he can't remember where he last put it.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SAMMY0295 tries out Defend Order! But it doesn't sound like her imaginary friends are listening!
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with U-Turn! He just spins around the other way!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SAMMY0295 uses Growth! But she finds her mark on her growth chart is the exactly the same as last time!
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Trick! But he finds the rabbit he had in his hat ran off somewhere.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SAMMY0295 tries Hurricane! She ends up just making a lot of wind-blowing sound effects with her mouth.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Charm! But SAMMY0295 doesn't think he looks good at all.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SAMMY0295 attacks with Magnitude! But she just hops up and down.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Play Nice! He just stands and smiles.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SAMMY0295 uses Steamroller! But she can't get it through the front door.
NEO VIKAVOLT attempts Shadow Force! But she just opens an umbrella instead.

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SAMMY0295 strikes out with Aeroblast! But she just ends up blowing air through a drinking straw.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks out with Spotlight! It ends up being just a flashlight.

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Stun Spore! But it's really just a bunch of mushrooms thrown everywhere.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Freeze-Dry! It doesn't do his dinner any favors.

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
SAMMY0295 uses Parabolic Charge! But she just runs randomly in a funky way.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Thunder Wave! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack, landing the second normal damage strike against him!

TURN TWENTY-NINE
SAMMY0295 attempts Conversion! She changes her dinner order!
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Sludge! It's just the remains of his melted popsicle.

TURN THIRTY
SAMMY0295 strikes with Horn Attack! She shakes her head in a comical way!
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Mega Kick! Except his feet are all tiny now.

TURN THIRTY-ONE
SAMMY0295 uses Amnesia! Except she kind of forgot how it works.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Strength! But he just hasn't been working out enough.

TURN THIRTY-TWO
SAMMY0295 attempts Leaf Storm! But it's just her using the leaf blower again.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Close Combat! He flies in close only to make a funky dance.

TURN THIRTY-THREE
SAMMY0295 uses Smog! But she's not allowed to bring in a farting Skuntank.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Moonlight! But no one wants to wait eight hours for that.

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
SAMMY0295 attacks with Copycat! But no one wants to wait eight hours for that.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Belly Drum! It ends up sounding more like a silly chest slap.

TURN THIRTY-FIVE
SAMMY0295 strikes with False Swipe! But just does a funny motion with her hoof.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Rollout! But ends up just somersaulting around.

TURN THIRTY-SIX
SAMMY0295 tries Feint Attack! It lands the third and final normal damage strike on NEO VIKAVOLT!



SAMMY0295 WINS!

Lordy, that was LONG AS FRICK.

sammy0295, you win battle #3! It's up to you to decide what new direction my fate gets headed toward!

[Neo Emolga]

It REfuSEs tO enD!!!

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MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It hungrily pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Zoroark and ARANDOMTOOL as Comfey to the battlefield!

The CHAOTIC EVIL COIN OF ANGUISH has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII opens with Taunt! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike on ARANDOMTOOL resulting in the first strike against her!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Uproar! but it just sounds more cute than chaotic.

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Guillotine! But she's disappointed to find out the French Revolution ended a while ago.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Retaliate! But his lawyer isn't working today.

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Geomancy! But her spell book is still at home.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Focus Punch! But he can't concentrate and jumps in the wrong direction.

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII uses Venoshock! But somehow ends up upside down instead.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Aurora Beam! But it ends up just being a flashlight with a psychedelic lens.

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Charge Beam! But realizes her ability to pull off a Hadouken doesn't seem to be working today.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Fissure! But he really just shows us a nasty pothole.

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Psychic Terrain! But she's not even sure what that would look like.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Oblivion Wing! But realizes you kind of need wings to do that.

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Heal Block! But it looks like her Rubik's Cube isn't doing anything as a pain reliever.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Nuzzle! It's cute but doesn't do anything.

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII uses Water Gun! But she forgot to fill her Super Soaker last night.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Gust! But he just waves a silly fan around.

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Power-Up Punch! But she spins around and just gets dizzy.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Horn Attack! And then proceeds to realize he's not a unicorn anymore.

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Steamroller! But she can't find the keys!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Fissure! It's just that pothole again!

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Leaf Storm! She uses a leaf blower on the lawn!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Jump Kick! And finds he's got a comical lack of feet.

TURN TWELVE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rage! But finds she's too mellow to do that!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Mimic! And finds himself just as mellow now!

TURN THIRTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Disable! But finds she wasn't able in the first place!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Thousand Waves! But he has trouble even just getting the first one going!

TURN FOURTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Air Slash! She karate-chops the air with her hand, doing nothing!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Guard Split! He divides a shield in two!

TURN FIFTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Sand Attack! And then realizes she's not at the beach.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Feather Dance! But he just dresses up like a peacock and goes running around everywhere.

TURN SIXTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Fire Blast! But she doesn't have the explosives she needs.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Cotton Spore! But it's just a bag of cotton balls.

TURN SEVENTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Parabolic Charge! And ends up running backwards!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Seed Flare! He just sets the sunflower seeds on fire.

TURN EIGHTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Psycho Cut! But she just stops the Hitchcock movie short.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Sleep Powder! But then remembers it was still left on the kitchen counter.

TURN NINETEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Acid Spray! It only messes up the PH balance in the pool.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Noble Roar! It just results in a cute little squeak.

TURN TWENTY
NOBLEJANOBII uses Heal Order! But no one's listening to her!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Retaliate! But just feels a little sleepy instead.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Frenzy Plant! But it's really just the weeds she hasn't taken care of all year.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Mist! It's a light and refreshing water spray!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Quash! She gets mixed up and brings squash for everyone instead.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Work Up! But then realizes he's on break.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Yawn! Turns out she just woke up too early.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Leaf Tornado! It's what happens when you haven't gone raking all autumn long.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Crafty Shield! And then remembers she wasn't able to take it on the plane as a carry-on.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Brick Break! But hiring a wrecking crew seems a little out of his budget.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII tries Future Sight! She just foresees everyone going to sleep later.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Supersonic! It just sounds like a really cute hum.

TURN TWENTY-SIX
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Mist Ball! But she realizes she's not a water-bender.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Core Enforcer! But this just makes him weird and lonely.

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grass Pledge! NOBLEJANOBII promises to take care of the lawn!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Worry Seed! It results in the second normal-damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hail! But she just throws a lot of ice cubes all over the place.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Crafty Shield! But also remembers the plane doesn't allow that as carry-on.

TURN TWENTY-NINE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Trick-or-Treat! And then remembers Halloween was over a few weeks ago.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Withdraw! He just moves back a bit.

TURN THIRTY
NOBLEJANOBII uses Pain Split! But nu uh.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Follow Me! But NOBLEJANOBII doesn't listen!

TURN THIRTY-ONE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Rest. It results in the first normal-damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Psychic Terrain! But doesn't quite get how that even works.

TURN THIRTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII uses Reflect! It's a mirror!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Electroweb! But the spiders don't appreciate getting tasered.

TURN THIRTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Water Gun! Still seems to be empty!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Dragon Pulse! It makes the weirdest sound...

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wild Charge! She's running off in the wrong direction!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Snarl! But it just sounds cute!

TURN THIRTY-FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Magnet Bomb! Yet another thing she couldn't take as carry-on.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Heal Order! But he's not the boss!

TURN THIRTY-SIX
NOBLEJANOBII uses Eerie Impulse! But she just makes funny faces and gestures.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Vine Whip! It results in the third and final normal-damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Okay, that was a doozy too. XP

ARandomTool, you win battle #4! It's all up to you to decide what happens to Noble now, little buddy!

[Bulbasaur]

ThE daRK FeaST ConTinUEs...

https://i.postimg.cc/HsxdVwbN/BFriday-Label.png

MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It now decides to share its insanity by bringing...

ARNISD as Mega Ampharos and BULBASAUR as Mega Houndoom to the battlefield!

The DOOMWEAVER COIN OF NIGHTMARES has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR makes his opening strike Ice Burn! But it's really just Icy Hot.
ARNISD responds with Electric Terrain! It strikes BULBASAUR for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR retaliates with Bolt Strike! But he just makes a funny face instead!
ARNISD attacks with Pollen Puff! He just ends up blowing dandelion seeds everywhere!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Cross Poison! But it's really just spoiled milk.
ARNISD strikes back with Icicle Spear! But it melts before he can put it together!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR tries out a Psycho Shift! But it was really just another crazy dream.
ARNISD uses Muddy Water! But all he really ends up doing is jumping in rain puddles.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Twineedle! He just ends up pretending to be a Beedrill.
ARNISD attacks back with Octazooka! But he just face-plants instead.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR attacks with Shadow Sneak! But he ends up just hiding in the shade.
ARNISD attacks with Floral Healing! But rubbing his skin with rose petals doesn't seem to do very much.

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Frost Breath! But it's really just the result of him chewing too much mint gum.
ARNISD tries Draco Meteor! But he just throws a rock and mutters something in a funny language.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Toxic Thread! He just shows us an angry conversation on the League of Legends forum!
ARNISD strikes with Rototiller! But he just spins around like a silly sap.

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Facade! It strikes ARNISD for the 1st regular damage strike!
ARNISD retaliates with Ally Switch! But he has no friends to use as a living shield!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Will-O-Wisp! It results in a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike, counting as the second strike against him!
ARNISD attacks with Strength Sap! But he just flails his little flipper arms around!

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Lunge! But it's just another funny face-plant.
ARNISD attacks with Double Hit! But it's just more flipper arm flailing!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR uses Follow Me! But ARNISD doesn't feel like chasing him.
ARNISD tries Feint! He makes a funny face and does something goofy with his hands!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Razor Leaf! But he just throws a bunch of fall foliage around.
ARNISD attacks with Flying Press! But he just jumps around and claps his hands.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks back with an Endure! It hits ARNISD for the second normal-damage strike!
ARNISD strikes out with Mega Kick! It strikes BULBASAUR for the third and final normal-damage strike!


ARNISD WINS!

arnisd, you win battle #2! What kind of insanity would you like to unleash upon your friend Bulbasaur now!? ;P
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[Neo Emolga]

FinAllY thE LasT BaTTle!

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MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to finish things with...

CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Magnezone to the battlefield!

The DARK JUDGMENT COIN OF TERROR has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts with Will-O-Wisp! But it's just a sparkler!
CHAKRAMASTER swings in with Psystrike! But he just imagines it!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psywave! He joins CHAKRAMASTER'S imaginary battle!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Draco Meteor! But he just throws a funky-shaped rock!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dual Chop! But he just cuts the carrot into three pieces!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Giga Drain! He sucks harder on his drinking straw!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Strength Sap! He just takes away all the energy drinks!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Natural Gift! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON, resulting in the first strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Psyshock! But it's just a dream!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Mud-Slap! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

And that's a wrap!

Chakramaster, you win the final battle of today! You know what to do now! ;D

[arnisd]

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https://i.imgur.com/6ZlPjiq.png

Random wheels~

And don't worry friend, 1 in 5 chance you won't loose an evolution stage through them
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[Neo Emolga]

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Random wheels~

And don't worry friend, 1 in 5 chance you won't loose an evolution stage through them
https://i.imgur.com/EC21gtj.png


Well ladies and gentlemen, that means it's time to...


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All aboard the disaster train!

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Tsareena (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Cherrim (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Hoppip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Foongus (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 -Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Please rate my sons drawing
Theme #2: Jackpot
Theme #3: The gutter
Theme #4: Film Noir
Theme #5: The power of friendship

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Closet furry
Usertitle #2: Woman where is ma supersuit!
Usertitle #3: Candy crush addict
Usertitle #4: The good, the bad and certainly the ugly
Usertitle #5: Was shown the world on a magic carpet ride

And... POW! This is what Randomizer Wheels unleash!

Not looking forward to my third time through, thank you. :P

[Bulbasaur]

At least Hoppip is cool...

[Chakramaster]

FinAllY thE LasT BaTTle!

https://i.postimg.cc/HsxdVwbN/BFriday-Label.png

MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to finish things with...

CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Magnezone to the battlefield!

The DARK JUDGMENT COIN OF TERROR has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts with Will-O-Wisp! But it's just a sparkler!
CHAKRAMASTER swings in with Psystrike! But he just imagines it!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psywave! He joins CHAKRAMASTER'S imaginary battle!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Draco Meteor! But he just throws a funky-shaped rock!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dual Chop! But he just cuts the carrot into three pieces!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Giga Drain! He sucks harder on his drinking straw!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Strength Sap! He just takes away all the energy drinks!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Natural Gift! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON, resulting in the first strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Psyshock! But it's just a dream!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Mud-Slap! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

And that's a wrap!

Chakramaster, you win the final battle of today! You know what to do now! ;D

Getting like a 20 min break today. So while I can I’ll. SPIN. THAT. WHEEEEEELLLLLLLL! :p

[arnisd]

At least Hoppip is cool...

Agreed and it seems like you've got a lot of new friends now :)

[Noblejanobii]

I was bummed that none of the chaos included me until I realized that I just hadn't been tagged. Oh well, time to await my fate.

[Voltaire Magneton]

Getting like a 20 min break today. So while I can I’ll. SPIN. THAT. WHEEEEEELLLLLLLL! :p

OH NO

(jk LEZZGEDDIT)

[Scytherwolf]

AnD YoU thOUghT yOU weRE saFe Ha aH HAa HAAHa No.

https://i.postimg.cc/HsxdVwbN/BFriday-Label.png

MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to pull all ten of us goons into battle, starting with...

SHRUIKAN as Remoraid and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!

The LAUGHING COIN OF MADNESS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN opens with Metal Burst! Truth is he just shook a soda can too hard.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Grassy Terrain! Well there you have it folks, a Super-Effective OHKO on the opening turn! :O



SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Scytherwolf, you win the first of today's insanity Black Friday battles! It's up to you to decide what happens to Shruikan now!

Oh you know what happens. WHEEL IT IS.

[sammy0295]

I'm sorry, Neo. You're getting the wheel again. I think that's a token for you at least.

[Neo Emolga]

(I'll start mentioning both peeps from here on in)


Getting like a 20 min break today. So while I can I’ll. SPIN. THAT. WHEEEEEELLLLLLLL! :p

Well Voltaire Magneton, this can only mean one thing!


https://i.postimg.cc/xjKW8CyS/Wheel-Unleash.png

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe

Hey, that actually goes pretty well! Well, at least I think so. :P

[Neo Emolga]

Oh you know what happens. WHEEL IT IS.

We all love a good Wheelin', don't we? XD

Are you ready Shruikan? No? Ah well, that's okay! Just think of it as RNG throwing you into the ice-cold swimming pool!


https://i.postimg.cc/xjKW8CyS/Wheel-Unleash.png

SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

Scytherwolf's Wheel seems to love the WOE theme. XD

[Neo Emolga]

I'm sorry, Neo. You're getting the wheel again. I think that's a token for you at least.

But THAT'S NOT THE TOKEN I WAS AIMING FOR!

Oh fudgy peanut butter sandwich cakes.

SAMMY0295 RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Lopunny (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Sudowoodo (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Remoraid (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Druddigon (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: wow that's sparkly
Theme #2: glitchy
Theme #3: stereoTYPES
Theme #4: Pink™
Theme #5: vaporwave

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Bottom Text
Usertitle #2: Back at it again at Kripsy Kreme
Usertitle #3: Blasting off again
Usertitle #4: Hi, welcome to Chili's
Usertitle #5: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

NUUUUUU! Now look at what you've done! This is terrible! I will find you! YoU WilL reGreT ThIs!
(at least I'm building up Wheel immunity to you all! XD)

[ARandomTool]

*wheeze*
I'm not too late to choose what happens, right? Devolve the fool, since I can't throw myself through his wheels on purpose, maybe pick up a few max stages.
FIRSE DEVOLVE OF THE GAME

[Neo Emolga]

*wheeze*
I'm not too late to choose what happens, right? Devolve the fool, since I can't throw myself through his wheels on purpose, maybe pick up a few max stages.
FIRSE DEVOLVE OF THE GAME

You were a tinge bit late (it's a full 24 hours for the battle victor to make the decision and the battle resolution was posted at 8:59AM EST), but she would have been devolved anyway. But yeah, if you been trying to Wheel her and only just posted this, it wouldn't have gone in. :P

So she's a Zorua now. Admire her and all her Zoruaness. >:3

Noblejanobii

[Neo Emolga]

...

... ...

... UnLEAsH MadNESsSsSsSSsssSS!!


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MASTER RNG has become further deranged. It uses its dark necromancy to summon...

BULBASUAR as Hoppip and ARANDOMTOOL as Comfey to the battlefiled!
Bulbasaur ARandomTool

The DOOM LEGION COIN OF CONSUMPTION has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL starts with Amnesia! The attack inflicts the first regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASUAR retaliates with Flash Cannon! It's a strobe light!

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Role Play! It impacts BULBASAUR for the second regular damage strike!
BULBASAUR rages out with Power Trip! But he just gets arrogant over it.

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL strikes out with Psych Up! But he just lets his imagination run wild.
BULBASAUR tries Solar Beam! It hits ARANDOMTOOL for the first regular damage strike!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL uses Power Gem! But it's a knock off he got at the pawn shop.
BULBASAUR tries Present! But he didn't get around to wrapping it.

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Light Screen! The attack hits BULBASAUR for the third and final regular damage strike!


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

You know how this works, dude! It's your call!

[Noblejanobii]

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[ARandomTool]

FINISH HIM.
Devolution please! Also, I was asking to shove myself through the loser's Wheels, maybe become more than a One-Stage Pokemon. But eh, looks like this form is more powerful than I thought!

[Bulbasaur]

FINISH HIM.
Devolution please! Also, I was asking to shove myself through the loser's Wheels, maybe become more than a One-Stage Pokemon. But eh, looks like this form is more powerful than I thought!
Are you sure about that?

[Neo Emolga]

FINISH HIM.
Devolution please! Also, I was asking to shove myself through the loser's Wheels, maybe become more than a One-Stage Pokemon. But eh, looks like this form is more powerful than I thought!

Done, but... OUCH!

Also, you can't shove yourself through the loser's Wheels as fun and as loony as that might be. Because there are circumstances where, as completely oddball as it sounds, would be beneficial to you. :P

[Neo Emolga]

Who'S uP foR SomE CARNAGE!?


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MASTER RNG is mental. It hungrily drags in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Elekid and ARNISD as Mega Ampharos to the battlefiled!
Voltaire Magneton arnisd

The SAVAGE COIN OF THE HUNT has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD opens up with Doom Desire! Ha, he wishes.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Fire Spin! But he can't seem to light his matches.

TURN TWO
ARNISD unleashes Protect! It hits VOLTAIRE MAGNETON for the 1st regular damage strike!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Assist! But no one seems to want his help!

TURN THREE
ARNISD tries Karate Chop! But he forgot how it goes!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Force Palm! But he can't get the palm tree to do anything!

TURN FOUR
ARNISD uses Wake-Up Slap! Too bad, VOLTAIRE MAGNETON has already had his coffee!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Sketch! Now if only he knew how to draw!

TURN FIVE
ARNISD attacks with Protect! It hits VOLTAIRE MAGNETON for the 2nd regular damage strike!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts a Steam Eruption! But he just tries blowing his hot breath around!

TURN SIX
ARNISD uses Lick! But he decides maybe he doesn't want to know what VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tastes like.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Screech! It hits ARNISD for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD attacks with Gear Grind! But the noise just gets on everyone's nerves!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Knock Off! He just tells ARNISD to stop!

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD tries Heal Order! But no one wants to pamper him!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Volt Tackle! But he realizes he's not a Pikachu...

[u]TURN NINE[u]
ARNISD lashes out with Cotton Guard! It hits VOLTAIRE MAGNETON for the 3rd and final regular damage strike!


ARNISD WINS!

So, bad boy, what's it going to be this time? ;D

On one hand, if you Wheel him, you get the Nefarious Anarchist badge, but he might gain evolution stages! And on the other... you EGG him. Decisions, decisions!

[arnisd]

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It's still early in the game, there'll be other chances to get that badge. Egg the boy!

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/Ud3Jp5A.png

It's still early in the game, there'll be other chances to get that badge. Egg the boy!

https://i.postimg.cc/GmJqTgYJ/Eggality.png

https://i.imgur.com/1h25RO9.jpg

I see how it is. I SEE HOW IT IS!

[Voltaire Magneton]

https://i.postimg.cc/GmJqTgYJ/Eggality.png

https://i.imgur.com/1h25RO9.jpg

I see how it is. I SEE HOW IT IS!

An egg! What could be inside? It must be my BIG OOF ENERGY!

[Neo Emolga]

Hunger...


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MASTER RNG is feeling extra psychotic, so it brings...

SHRUIKAN as Budew and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefiled!
Shruikan Chakramaster

The FALLEN COIN OF DISMAY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts with a Wring Out! But he just shakes a little.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sketch! But he doesn't have the hands to draw!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER strikes out with Fly! But he just flaps his arms and jumps up and down.
SHRUIKAN uses Confide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Petal Blizzard! But he just rips up a lot of flower bouquets.
SHRUIKAN tries Mega Kick! But his feet are too small for that!

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Mud Sport! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN responds with Aeroblast! But he just exhales really hard.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Trick Room! But he just paints the walls a different color.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Dragon Pulse! But he just gets crazy dizzy.

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER uses Storm Throw! But he just pretends to be Zeus and throws plastic lightning bolts around.
SHRUIKAN tries Camouflage! But his camo clothing doesn't fit him anymore!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Grass Whistle! But he just blows with blades of grass in his mouth.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Freeze Shock! But his ice maker just scatters ice cubes all over the place.

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Trick-or-Treat! But he gets no candy from anyone.
SHRUIKAN attacks out with Coil! Springs scatter everywhere!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Metal Claw! But it's just a rake!
SHRUIKAN responds with Hail! And it's more ice cubes everywhere!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Rest! It's a Super-Effective strike against SHRUIKAN!


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

So what's it going to be this time? ;D

[Chakramaster]

Hunger...


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MASTER RNG is feeling extra psychotic, so it brings...

SHRUIKAN as Budew and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefiled!
Shruikan Chakramaster

The FALLEN COIN OF DISMAY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts with a Wring Out! But he just shakes a little.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sketch! But he doesn't have the hands to draw!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER strikes out with Fly! But he just flaps his arms and jumps up and down.
SHRUIKAN uses Confide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Petal Blizzard! But he just rips up a lot of flower bouquets.
SHRUIKAN tries Mega Kick! But his feet are too small for that!

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Mud Sport! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN responds with Aeroblast! But he just exhales really hard.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Trick Room! But he just paints the walls a different color.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Dragon Pulse! But he just gets crazy dizzy.

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER uses Storm Throw! But he just pretends to be Zeus and throws plastic lightning bolts around.
SHRUIKAN tries Camouflage! But his camo clothing doesn't fit him anymore!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Grass Whistle! But he just blows with blades of grass in his mouth.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Freeze Shock! But his ice maker just scatters ice cubes all over the place.

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Trick-or-Treat! But he gets no candy from anyone.
SHRUIKAN attacks out with Coil! Springs scatter everywhere!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Metal Claw! But it's just a rake!
SHRUIKAN responds with Hail! And it's more ice cubes everywhere!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Rest! It's a Super-Effective strike against SHRUIKAN!


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

So what's it going to be this time? ;D

Plenty of other chances for the wheel. I must go with a finisher. It’s Devolution time!

[Neo Emolga]

Plenty of other chances for the wheel. I must go with a finisher. It’s Devolution time!

Oh dear... but then that would also turn out to be another...

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Dang, there sure are a lot of eggs now. XD

[arnisd]

All them lovely eggs

[Neo Emolga]

All them lovely eggs

They is the loveliest eggs. :3

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What will today's madness bring!?


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MASTER RNG craves more havoc, so it decides to bring along...

NOBLEJANOBII as Zorua and SAMMY0295 as Sawsbuck to the battlefiled!
Noblejanobii sammy0295

The LUNACY COIN OF PSYCHOSIS has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 starts things off with Needle Arm! But it stings too much to continue!
NOBLEJANOBII begins her assault with Spectral Thief! But she's caught in the act!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 attacks with Aura Sphere! But it just results in a weird face.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Electric Terrain! But it just plays Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant.

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 unleashes Psyshock! But it just causes a headache.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Overheat! But she's just playing with the thermostat again.

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 tries Foresight! But her crystal ball is out of order.
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Spark! But it's just static electricity.

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 strikes with Avalanche! But it's just snow getting pushed off the roof.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Chip Away! She breaks apart some chocolate chip cookies!

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 uses Psywave! Headache level up!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Memento! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 unleashes Karate Chop! But that's hard to do with hooves.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Power Gem! But it's just a pawn shop knock off.

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 attempts Perish Song! But she forgot the lyrics!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Harden! But she's too soft and plushy for that!

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 tries Recover! But she's not first aid certified yet.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Thunder Fang! But it's not recommended by the American Dental Association.

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 uses Rest! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL ON NOBLEJANOBII, causing SAMMY0295 to succumb to defeat!


NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

It's your party, Noble! You decide how the cookout goes!

[Noblejanobii]

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Let's spin that wheel!

[Neo Emolga]

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Let's spin that wheel!

SpiN wE ShaLL!!!

NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels

Normally I'd feel sympathy for something like this, but she turned me into a drooling WEED! D:<

[sammy0295]

Oof. Goodbye sweet Sawsbuck.
I would suggest that I turned you into a pretty cool drooling weed.

Are... are the flakes are made of me?

[Neo Emolga]

Oof. Goodbye sweet Sawsbuck.
I would suggest that I turned you into a pretty cool drooling weed.

Are... are the flakes are made of me?

Hey, you as Sawsbuck had a pretty good run! And hey, thanks, I try to be the coolest drooling weed on the block, but still!

And eww, no, that would be nasty! They're your own brand of frosted corn flakes! With you as the goofy cartoon mascot!

[Chakramaster]

Wonder how today’s battle will go. Will Neo win his battle or will Scytherwolf win? What will the other do if they win? I’m excited to see the outcome. Then the eggs will begin to hatch tomorrow! Start of a new beginning.

[Neo Emolga]

It's down to you and me, Scytherwolf!


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MASTER RNG craves more havoc, so it decides to bring along...

NEO GLOOM as GLOOM and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefiled!

The DERANGED COIN OF MANIA has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Aqua Ring! But she just spills water in a circle.
NEO GLOOM starts with Dragon Rush! But he just charges around pretending to be a Flygon.

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Laser Focus! It hits NEO GLOOM for the 1st regular damage strike!
NEO GLOOM uses Wring Out! But he only uses it on a wet towel.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Aurora Beam! But it ends up being just a flashlight with a colored lens.
NEO GLOOM attacks with Spacial Rend! But he has absolutely no clue what he's doing.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Smog! But it's really a fog machine!
NEO GLOOM uses Spider Web! But it's actually silly string.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Torment! But she's feeling too nice today!
NEO GLOOM tries Refresh! But the air purifier only goes so far.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Guard Split! And it ends up being a ninja move that doesn't make sense.
NEO GLOOM attacks with Mud Sport! But it just hasn't rained enough for a while!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Taunt! But she just looks silly!
NEO GLOOM unleashes Stun Spore! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd strike against him!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Tackle! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NEO GLOOM!


SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Wow, so that's my 4th loss in a row! What gives, RNG? WHAT GIVES!?

Since you've already Wheeled me before and you can't evolve, I'm taking it as a devolution. :P

[Neo Emolga]

SEASON TWO IS NOW ACTIVE!


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SEASON 2

#1 NEO ODDISH: AS ODDISH
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS MEGA SWAMPERT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS FLYGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS SHAYMIN SKY FORME
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS MEGA AMPHAROS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS ZORUA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS CLAWITZER
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS KYOGRE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!



The next battle begins tomorrow! Sure hope ya'll ready for anything!

[Bulbasaur]

Let's do this. First round was just a warm up for 'ol Godmence.

[Neo Emolga]

Oh yeah, it's happening all over again!


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MASTER RNG in its campaign of madness lassoes...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Flygon and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefield!
Voltaire Magneton Chakramaster

The FEVERISH COIN OF CONQUEST has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts with Nature Power! But he didn't pick the Druid class.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON opens with U-Turn! It hits CHAKRAMASTER for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Self-Destruct! But he feels too optimistic today for that.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Fire Punch! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Icy Wind! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE KO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Since you've already Wheeled Voltaire Magneton and you can't evolve yourself any further, it's going to default to devolution. And it looks like Vibrava is his new getup!

[Chakramaster]

I know I really wanted to start getting called into battle, but I didn’t hope to win so often xD. And in 3 turns this time too.

[Voltaire Magneton]

Well, that was quick, congrats to you! lmao

Flygon was nice, it was fun 'til it lasted, Vibrava's still cool and I get to keep my theme hehe

[Chakramaster]

Well, that was quick, congrats to you! lmao

Flygon was nice, it was fun 'til it lasted, Vibrava's still cool and I get to keep my theme hehe

Haha, honestly lucky you. I kinda want something different than Mega Swampert now xD. I stand by what I keep saying. RNG hates me. It’s a love/hate thing. It loves to hate me while still loving me.

[Neo Emolga]

And the madness continues!


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MASTER RNG wants some spicy carnage so it drags...

SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim and NEO ODDISH as Oddish to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf
(Guess it loves this match-up all the time!)

The LEGENDARY COIN OF TACTICAL INSANITY has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Volt Switch! She turned the lights on!
NEO ODDISH starts with Outrage! But he's still too mellow for that!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with False Swipe! False enough to the point where it didn't happen!
NEO ODDISH uses Brave Bird! But he's a little too chicken for that! (har har)

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trop Kick! But she just does a little dance instead!
NEO ODDISH unleashes Sky Uppercut! But that's a little hard without hands!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Inferno! But Smoky the Bear tells her only she can prevent forest fires.
NEO ODDISH tries Hold Back! Well, he holds back alright.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spiky Shield! But using a Sandslash as a living shield doesn't work out.
NEO ODDISH tries Fire Fang! But he isn't crazy about spicy vampires.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Bounce! But he exercise ball deflates!
NEO ODDISH uses Thunder Punch! But with no hands...

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Dive! But there's no swimming pool here!
NEO ODDISH tries Flame Charge! But he doesn't like the heat.

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sand Tomb! But she forget a shovel!
NEO ODDISH attempts Waterfall! But that doesn't fly either.

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Shadow Sneak! But it's too bright out!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Stone Edge! But he didn't feel like carrying rocks today.

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shock Wave! But her batteries are dead.
NEO ODDISH tries X-Scissor! But he just does a funky dance.

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Flash Cannon! But weaponizing her camera doesn't work!
NEO ODDISH strikes with Rock Blast! But yeah, without those rocks...

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Psycho Boost! But she's not up for a Hitchcock marathon.
NEO ODDISH tries Rock Polish! Really should have brought those rocks along...

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Discharge! We laugh as she keeps thinking she's an electric type and I'm a rock type.
NEO ODDISH tries Harden! But he's too much of a softie.

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Heart Swap! But that would require some pretty intense surgery.
NEO ODDISH attacks with Forest's Curse! But he realizes the forest doesn't like foul language.

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Take Down! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO ODDISH!
NEO ODDISH responds with Multi-Attack! But he just can't figure out how that works.

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mimic! But she's not into the whole mime thing.
NEO ODDISH attempts Hone Claws! But he doesn't even have hands.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hypnosis! But NEO ODDISH has had his morning coffee. ;)
NEO ODDISH uses Karate Chop! But again, no hands!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Hydro Pump! But she didn't connect the hose.
NEO ODDISH tries Freeze-Dry! But he's not up for the chilly right now.

TURN NINETEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Super Fang! But decides on no for vampires.
NEO ODDISH tries Roar! But it just sounds adorable!

TURN TWENTY
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Defend Order! But she's the only one listening!
NEO ODDISH uses Spark! No, you're not an electric type either!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Focus Punch! But she forgot how it goes!
NEO ODDISH tries Megahorn! No hands and no horns either.

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Aurora Beam! It's that colored flashlight again!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Fling! But there's no rubber bands anywhere!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Substitute! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO ODDISH!
NEO ODDISH responds with Mega Punch! Still no hands!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Bolt Strike! Still not an electric type, ma!
NEO ODDISH uses Rototiller! I don't even know what that is.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Fire Pledge! But she's not up for making promises like that.
NEO ODDISH tries Leer! But he's too adorable!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Power Swap! But she'd rather keep her powers to herself.
NEO ODDISH strikes with Soft-Boiled! But he lacks the eggs for that!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mean Look! But she's too cute for that too!
NEO ODDISH uses Swift! But he's feeling more sluggish.

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses Disarming Voice! But she forgot what she's supposed to say!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Heal Block! Was it supposed to be a cube?

TURN TWENTY-NINE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Leer! She's also too cute for that!
NEO ODDISH tries Brick Break! But he can't figure out how to use the jackhammer!

TURN THIRTY
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Memento! But she just ends up singing a nice song.
NEO ODDISH attacks with Fake Tears! But he ain't no crybaby.

TURN THIRTY-ONE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder! Nope, still no electric powers!
NEO ODDISH tries Eruption! He drops Mentos into diet Coke!

TURN THIRTY-TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Baby-Doll Eyes! She looks adorable, but it doesn't do much more than swoon the audience!
NEO ODDISH strikes with Gyro Ball! But it's a Greek gyro squashed into a ball and it just gets messy.

TURN THIRTY-THREE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Boomburst! But she kind of forgets how that goes too.
NEO ODDISH attempts Focus Energy! But he's feeling a little sapped out.

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF uses Drill Peck! It's cute without a beak!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Heart Swap! But yeah, no surgery here, please.

TURN THIRTY-FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Diamond Storm! But you'd need to be pretty rich for that.
NEO ODDISH attempts Sludge Bomb! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO strike on SCYTHERWOLF!


NEO ODDISH WINS!

AT LAST THE LOSING STREAK DIES! Sorry, but I badly needed this for once. XD

Guess I'm probably one of the more merciful ones here and I'm going to take my evolution back to Gloom (as tempting as it is to Wheel Scytherwolf!!!). Because I'm a persistent die-hard little badass and want Bellossom, as bloody awful as Gloom is. Plus Scytherwolf's Cherrim getup is fantastic and it's one of my most prestigious accomplishments. XD

On top of all that there's a token to be won out of pulling this off, so... there's that. WE TRY AGAIN!

[arnisd]

The mega swampert keeps rampaging about :p
Also yay scyther gets to keep the results of ma wheels :)

[Neo Emolga]

The mega swampert keeps rampaging about :p

The crazy thing is he even WANTS to be Wheeled, but can't because he keeps winning. XD

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[Neo Emolga]

HA HA HA HA HA AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE BUT YOU'RE NOT WELCOME TO MAYHEM YAY.


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MASTER RNG loves you all, but it likes a certain two of us more today, so it takes...

BULBASAUR as Kyogre and NOBLEJANOBII as Zorua to the battlefield!
Bulbasaur Noblejanobii

The OBSCENE COIN OF TRAVESTY has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBSAUR kicks things off with Spirit Shackle! But his finds out they don't have a For Dummies book on that.
NOBLEJANOBII starts with Rage! But she's feeling quite mellow actually.

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Lunge! He gets it confused with "lunch" and orders an Italian sub.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Gyro Ball! But she didn't watch yesterday's battle to see how that mess turned out previously.

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Fury Swipes! But that seems kind of hard.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Aromatherapy! She sprays some Glade around!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR unleashes Poison Tail! Well, maybe not this time.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Minimize! But all her open windows just go to the task bar!

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR attempts Gyro Ball! He doesn't get how it works either.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Grudge! Still feeling too mellow!

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR tries Flame Charge! But that's kind of hard as a whale fish dude.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Crafty Shield! But Etsy tells her it's going to be at least a month until it's done!

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Double Hit! Well, it doesn't even conjure up a single hit.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Play Rough! Still feeling mellow there.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR uses Horn Attack! But he seems to be missing the horn part.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Water Gun! But her Super Soaker 1000 seems to be missing its ammunition!

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Light Screen! But his use of wax paper seems kind of ineffective.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Eruption! And it's Mentos in diet cola again!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR attempts Soft-Boiled! Well, guess who forgot to stock up the fridge again?
NOBLEJANOBII tries Spore! But no one's fooled that it's actually chili powder.

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Sky Drop! Well, guess who's not flying?
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ingrain! Except she's got feet, not roots. XD

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Ominous Wind! But we just get a lot of "OOOoooooooOOooooing"
NOBLEJANOBII tries Wonder Room! And it's psychedelic wallpaper!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Ice Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Spotlight! But she forgot to connect the power to it!

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR tries Blaze Kick! It's sooo funny when they don't actually have feet!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Pollen Puff! It's actually just Cheetos.

TURN FIFTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Scratch! But he doesn't like record-skipping sounds.
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Nature Power! Except she picked the Thief class, not the Druid one.

TURN SIXTEEN
BULBASAUR goes with a V-create! But he just has that deer in the headlights look.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Calm Mind! It hits BULBASAUR for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN SEVENTEEN
BULBASAUR rolls with a Take Down! But he forgets where he's supposed to go with that.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Flame Wheel! But she just soaks a tire with gasoline and lights it.

TURN EIGHTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Bide! But he just sits there the whole time.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Tail Slap! But it's so soft and plushy!

TURN NINETEEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Diamond Storm! But it's really just cubic zirconia.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Imprison! It hits BULBASAUR for the 2nd regular damage strike!

TURN TWENTY
BULBASAUR attempts Leech Life! It's a drinking straw!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Reversal! She walks backwards doing the moonwalk!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
BULBASAUR strikes with Super Fang! But vampires stopped being cool with Twilight.
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Peck! Hey, you try it without a beak!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
BULBASAUR attacks with Haze! It's just a humidifier!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Bulldoze! But she forget where she left the keys.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
BULBASAUR uses Icy Wind! It hits NOBLEJANOBII for the 2nd regular damage strike!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Inferno! But her Carolina Reaper peppers only work if they're actually eaten.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
BULBSAUR attacks with Mimic! Except he didn't even bring Carolina Reaper peppers!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Roost! She can't figure out how the birds do it!

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
BULBASAUR uses Flying Press! But one can only dream...
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Beak Blast! Well, maybe if it was Beakless Blast, it would have worked!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
BULBASAUR tries Dragon Rage! But he just exhales and nothing comes out!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Surf! But she can't get the beach to cooperate!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
BULBASAUR uses Inferno! Except he can't even get the matches to work!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Chip Away! She breaks her chocolate chip cookies apart!

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
BULBASAUR tries Dragon Rush! Except he doesn't quite feel draconic today.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Reversal! It's that moonwalk again!

TURN TWENTY-NINE
BULBASAUR attempts Snatch! Except he kind of lacks the subtly.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Thousand Waves! Except that's a really long time to say hello.

TURN THIRTY
BULBASAUR tries Thunderbolt! It hits NOBLEJANOBII for the 3rd and final regular damage strike!


BULBASAUR WINS!

VERY close match, but it's all up to you now, dude! What's it going to be!?

[Bulbasaur]

Devolve her! No mercy!

[Neo Emolga]

Devolve her! No mercy!

And you JUST got that in. XD Nice last minute save!

See you as Mimikyu next season, Noblejanobii!

[Noblejanobii]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/2efee801b382a037ae768158ad567706/tenor.gif?itemid=7430751

[Neo Emolga]

And it's another fun disaster!


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MASTER RNG decides to make new friends by lassoing in

SHRUIKAN as Shaymin (Sky Forme) and SAMMY0295 as Clawitzer to the battlefield!
Shruikan sammy0295

The CRAZED COIN OF WOE AND CUPCAKES has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Kinesis! But she kinda just imagined it!
SHRUIKAN starts with Round! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 uses Ingrain! But she just digs a hole!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Rock Polish! He made the terrain nice and shiny!

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 attacks with Nature's Madness! But Mother Nature is actually feeling kind of mellow today.
SHRUIKAN tries Solar Beam! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on SAMMY0295!


SHRUIKAN WINS!

Well dude, it's your barbecue now! So what's on the menu for sammy!?

[Shruikan]

I must have all the tokens, thus I shall use the wheel.

[Neo Emolga]

I must have all the tokens, thus I shall use the wheel.

And thus, sammy dealz with the Wheelz!

SHRUIKAN RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vikavolt (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Lurantis (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Kirlia (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Goomy (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Chinchou (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Meloetta Aria Forme (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Inverted Colours
Theme #2: ALL the special effects
Theme #3: Dittos
Theme #4: Missingno
Theme #5: Beauty product advert

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Everything's going according to plan
Usertitle #2: MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES
Usertitle #3: Magikarp Master
Usertitle #4: "What could go wrong" they said
Usertitle #5: And my Vuvuzela!

Well sammy0295, sure hope you like Dittos. Lots... and lots... and lots of... Dittos.

[Neo Emolga]

MadNesS anD AnaRCHY StriKEs! And it wants your Christmas cupcakes.


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MASTER RNG, while eating caramel-coated popcorn, summons...

ARANDOMTOOL as Comfey and ARNISD as Mega Ampharos to the battlefield!
ARandomTool arnisd

The MERRY CHRISTMAS COIN OF SAVAGE WARFARE has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD kicks things off with Brutal Swing! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, causing the 1st normal damage strike on ARNISD!
ARANDOMTOOL starts with Bind! It hits ARNISD for the 2nd regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
ARNISD attacks with Rock Slide! But he decided they were too heavy to take along.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Sweet Kiss! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE KO strike on ARNISD!

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ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

That means it's your party tonight! So, how do you decide to celebrate!?

[arnisd]

Oh noes, the dragon side has lost to the fairy side, the humanity! Or whatever the equivalent of that is for pokemon... the pokemonity? Doesn't quite sound right does it

[Neo Emolga]

Oh noes, the dragon side has lost to the fairy side, the humanity! Or whatever the equivalent of that is for pokemon... the pokemonity? Doesn't quite sound right does it

Welp, if Mr Tool wanted to Wheel you, he just missed his opportunity. Hey, even as regular Ampharos, you still look classy! ;D

[Neo Emolga]

And this is what we're looking at as we enter SEASON 3!


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SEASON 3

#1 NEO GLOOM: AS GLOOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS MEGA SWAMPERT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS VIBRAVA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS SHAYMIN SKY FORME
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS AMPHAROS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS VIKAVOLT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS KYOGRE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Next battle comin' up!

[Neo Emolga]

Even if you wanted to, you can't run from this!!!


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MASTER RNG, while whistling "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas," decides to drag...

BULBASAUR as Kyogre and ARNISD as Ampharos to the battlefield!
Bulbasaur arnisd

The RAGGED COIN OF INDUSTRIAL ANARCHY has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD starts up with a Volt Switch! WELL HOLY CRAP, FOLKS, THAT'S THE QUICKEST BATTLE YOU'LL EVER SEE IN THIS GAME WITH THIS OPENING ATTACK. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE BY THE WAY AND AMPHAROS SURE AS HECK CAN LEARN IT. WOWZORS.


ARNISD WINS!

I... uh, wow. Not sure what to say to this baffling outcome, but congrats, arnisd! You choose what happens next, Mr Zap-Happy!

[Bulbasaur]

 ‏ ‏

[Neo Emolga]

 ‏ ‏


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

[arnisd]

Welp, if Mr Tool wanted to Wheel you, he just missed his opportunity. Hey, even as regular Ampharos, you still look classy! ;D

https://pa1.narvii.com/5977/d53a4e34e4fbc43ab5051ad9c08c87856d038fa2_hq.gif





I... uh, wow. Not sure what to say to this baffling outcome, but congrats, arnisd! You choose what happens next, Mr Zap-Happy!



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He already was the victim of ma wheels once... do I get the badge upon choosing wheels? Or does it have to be three different opponents?
Cause you know, it'd be a shame to devolve kyogre the master of the seas :p

[Chakramaster]

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He already was the victim of ma wheels once... do I get the badge upon choosing wheels? Or does it have to be three different opponents?
Cause you know, it'd be a shame to devolve kyogre the master of the seas :p

You can only Wheel the same person once. So you just have to wheel 3 different people. The wheel option is once per person. So once you wheel 3 people. The badge is all yours. :). It just means you can’t Wheel Bulbasaur this win since he’s already been a victim of your Wheel.

[arnisd]

Aight ty for the info Chakramaster :), devolution it is then. Egg that boy

[Neo Emolga]

Aight ty for the info Chakramaster :), devolution it is then. Egg that boy

Ouch, well, guess it looks like it's another...

https://i.postimg.cc/GmJqTgYJ/Eggality.png

At least you get Ninetales next season, Bulbasaur!

[Neo Emolga]

Bonus fun for everyone!


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MASTER RNG is feeling snarky today and drags...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefield!
Noblejanobii Chakramaster

The DAZZLING COIN OF SHINY CAKES AND MISFIT CHRISTMAS TOYS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with a Magnitude! But he doesn't know where it's going.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Uproar! But she's feeling too calm for that kind of ruckus.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER uses Energy Ball! But it comes out kind of flat.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Thunder Fang! But electric vampires just aren't her deal.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Charge Beam! But he forgot to plug it in last night.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Gunk Shot! But she feels that would be a little too nasty.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Mach Punch! But it's just not peppy enough.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Shell Smash! But she decides to bust an Exxon instead.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Blue Flare! But his magic trick doesn't seem to be working today.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mind Reader! But she can really only go off of CHAKRAMASTER's body language.

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Future Sight! But his crystal ball seems to need new batteries.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Energy Ball! At least it fizzles in a cute way!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER uses Protect! It has absolutely NO EFFECT ON NOBLEJANOBII, making him crumble with humiliation and defeat!


NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

At long last, the unstoppable Mega Swampert goes down!

By the way, Chakra is really hoping you Wheel him! XD

[Noblejanobii]

Well seeing as I need that badge SPIN THE WHEEL

[Neo Emolga]

Savor the anarchy!

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NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels


Noble, your Wheel has some kind of funky love and affinity for Clawitzers and breakfast cereals! XD

Why does it seem to fit so well, too!?

[Noblejanobii]

The odds of getting that twice in a row can't be too high

[Chakramaster]

The odds of getting Pichu and Noir in the last event twice in a row were just as rare xD. yet here it is again. Showing just how odd RNG is.

[Neo Emolga]

The odds of getting Pichu and Noir in the last event twice in a row were just as rare xD. yet here it is again. Showing just how odd RNG is.

Yeah, that was pretty wild. It's a really slim chance and while the Pokémon and the theme were the same, the usertitle was different at least. But it was even funnier for the fact you inspired the noir theme, got it, didn't want it again, but got it again. XD It's like how in Overwatch when playing Mystery Heroes, you didn't want Hanzo, got Hanzo, but then actually did really well with him and even got play of the game. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Madness ahoy!


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MASTER RNG is feeling the holiday spirit and decides to pull in...

NEO EMOLGA as Gloom and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf
AGAIN!? SERIOUSLY!?

The CRAZED COIN OF FIERY JUXTAPOSITION has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Spotlight! But she forgot the batteries!
NEO EMOLGA starts with Fusion Bolt! But that involves heavy math!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bind! But her rubber bands are all old and crumbly.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Reversal! He starts walking backwards!

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mind Blown! And it turns into a sensational meme!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Light of Ruin! But he forgot where the switch is.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Spider Web! But it just sticks to her hand!
NEO EMOLGA uses Strength! Apparently he hasn't been working out enough!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Wood Hammer! Could have, should have, wood have.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Flame Charge! But sticking chili peppers in an outlet doesn't seem to be very effective.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Milk Drink! Problem is you need money for that.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Infestation! IT'S A SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO STRIKE ON SCYTHERWOLF!


NEO EMOLGA WINS!

*GRABS SUNSTONE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND ENJOYS SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FLOWER POWER.*

Thank you! Thank you!

Sorry to leave you as Cherrim even longer Scyther, but I needed to scrap Gloom ASAP for my sanity's sake. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Let's build memories together! >:D


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MASTER RNG is happy and cheeky and yanks in...

SAMMY0295 as Vikavolt and SHRUIKAN as Shaymin (Sky Forme) to the battlefield!
sammy0295 Shruikan

The HAPPY CANDY COIN OF HIDDEN MISCHIEF has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with a Lucky Chant! But it breaks a mirror in the process!
SAMMY0295 opens with Curse! But it doesn't get past the profanity filter!

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN strikes with Flash! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!
SAMMY0295 tries Lovely Kiss! But it would help if she had lips!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Steel Wing! But all he has is aluminum foil!
SAMMY0295 uses Rage! But it's Friday and she's got nothing to be angry about!

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN tries Aqua Jet! But a garden hose doesn't work as a substitute.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Ice Beam! But spitting out a popsicle doesn't end up working quite as well.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Topsy-Turvy! But he just dances the twist instead.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Shadow Ball! But it's really just a kickball painted black.

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN uses Wing Attack! Turns out the Papier-mâché version doesn't work quite as well.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Giga Drain! But the extra large drinking straw only goes so far.

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Lunge! Apparently there was a mix-up and now he's got a lunchbox.
SAMMY0295 uses Leech Life! Apparently the drinking straw doesn't work like that either.

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN attacks with Hydro Pump! Again with the garden hose...
SAMMY0295 tries Discharge! It hits SHRUIKAN for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN NINE
SHRUIKAN uses Power-Up Punch! But he's still trying to figure out how to make a fist.
SAMMY0295 attempts Present! Well, she's here alright!

TURN TEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Mud Shot! But decides that would be too icky.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Slash! She crosses some words out!

TURN ELEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Mega Drain! But SAMMY0295 doesn't let him borrow the drinking straw.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Waterfall! She tosses a bucket of water!

TURN TWELVE
SHRUIKAN unleashes Acupressure! But he doesn't feel like getting touchy-feely.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Comet Punch! But it's a little tricky with just feet.

TURN THIRTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Telekinesis! But he doesn't have a clue how that works.
SAMMY0295 tries Leer! But she can't crack a smile!

TURN FOURTEEN
SHRUIKAN tries Curse! But ends up with soap in his mouth.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Stored Power! But she's still trying to find where she left it!

TURN FIFTEEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Shift Gear! But he's not driving a car!
SAMMY0295 tries Energy Ball! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular-damage strike against SAMMY0295!

TURN SIXTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Flash Cannon! But trying to do it with a camera has some silly results.
SAMMY0295 tries Stone Edge! But she can't wrestle it out of the ground!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Cosmic Power! In his dreams!
SAMMY0295 uses Twineedle! Pins everywhere!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Rapid Spin! And now he's comically dizzy!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Mach Punch! But with a lack of fists...

TURN NINETEEN
SHRUIKAN strikes with Happy Hour! Hey, it's five o' clock somewhere! Just not here.
SAMMY0295 uses Chatter! She makes a Facebook post!

TURN TWENTY
SHRUIKAN unleashes Heal Pulse! Well, we don't know where it went either.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psychic! But her crystal ball seems to be out of batteries.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SHRUIKAN uses Phantom Force! He wears a bedsheet like a ghost!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Fury Swipes! She flails at the air wildly!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Tail Whip! But it's just a cute booty shake.
SAMMY0295 uses Powder Snow! But it's really just cotton balls thrown everywhere.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Cotton Spore! Again, more cotton balls.
SAMMY0295 tries Toxic Spikes! But now everything is too fluffy.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SHRUIKAN unleashes Zing Zap! Whatever the fudgey that is.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Giga Impact! It results in the 2nd normal damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SHRUIKAN uses String Shot! And silly string goes flying everywhere!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Wing Attack! But she has trouble going in reverse!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SHRUIKAN uses Photon Geyser! And he decides this script needs to go.
SAMMY0295 tries Power-Up Punch! But it's more like a love tap.

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Grass Knot! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, causing a 3rd and final regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN as he crumbles with humiliation!


SAMMY0295 WINS!

Wow, dang close match!

The ball's in your court, sammy! How do you decide to celebrate your win!?

EDIT:

Ah, silly me, I see you've already wheeled him and you're at your max evolution...

...that means... devolution, which also means... egged!

[Neo Emolga]

At Neo Emolga and Chakramaster Inc, we scare because we care.


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MASTER RNG decide to celebrate paying his credit card late by dragging in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Comfey and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Vibrava to the battlefield! Note like any other options are available!
ARandomTool Voltaire Magneton

The TACTICAL MAYHEM COIN OF HEAVY ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts things off with Constrict! But he doesn't know how to tie a lasso!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with Stored Power! Looks like he forgot to stock up!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Snatch! But he remembers Santa's watching.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Frenzy Plant! But pouring Red Bull on a Venus fly trap doesn't seem to work.

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Razor Shell! But the one he got is smooth and shiny!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Substitute! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Luster Purge! He makes it all grimy and nasty instead!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Heart Swap! But that would require pretty intense surgery!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Defog! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Roar! But it just sounds all cute and squeaky instead.

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Flash Cannon! But launching a strobe light with a t-shirt launcher proves ineffective!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Curse! But it gets blocked out by the profanity filter!

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Grudge! But he's not feeling that Monday morning sensation!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Confide! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Lava Plume! But it's really just a science fair experiment with mint Mentos and diet coke.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Smokescreen! And now everyone thinks someone in the audience farted.

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Pound! He founds there's plenty of puppies and kittens up for adoption!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Poison Fang! But he's not up for taking a bite out of fruitcake dressed as a vampire.

TURN TEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Sketch! But he only gets the scribbles down.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Assist! But he's more about wanting points to his name.

TURN ELEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Tri Attack! But he finds throwing a musical triangle not very combat effective.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Laser Focus! But candy-influenced sugar rush makes it hard to concentrate.

TURN TWELVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Payback! But his wallet seems a little dry.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Zen Headbutt! And then he tries Tylenol extra strength for that headache!

TURN THIRTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Muddy Water! He jumps up and down in a puddle!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Light Screen! It results in the 3rd and final regular-damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

ARandomTool, as the new host of the hit series Holiday Torture Fun Time, you decide how our lucky contestant Voltaire Magneton gets to be traumatized! It's holiday fun for the whole family!

[ARandomTool]

Though I have them to thank for this powerful form, I require VENGANCE! It'll be the wheels for him! Her. Them. Yes.

[Neo Emolga]

Though I have them to thank for this powerful form, I require VENGANCE! It'll be the wheels for him! Her. Them. Yes.

Irony laughs heartedly. XD

Children, this is what havoc looks like! Take notes!

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti


And now this is what cruelty looks like! >XD

And ouch. Wow. Google image searching vandalism sure gets you a lot of downright depressing stuff. o.o

[Neo Emolga]

Woo-hoo, and this is the anarchy that awaits us next season! All starting tomorrow! Don't miss a single episode! DVR it if you have to!


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SEASON 4

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS CLAWITZER
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS ALOLAN NINETALES
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS AMPHAROS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS VIKAVOLT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR:AS NINETALES
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Voltaire Magneton]

LMAO I feel so vandalized K E K

Lets go Season 4 I wanna roll the wheel again !!

[Neo Emolga]

I have an important announcement!

...

...

There is no Dana, only Zuul.


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MASTER RNG celebrates a pajama party by pulling in...

SAMMY0295 as Vikavolt and ARNISD as Ampharos to the battlefield!
sammy0295 arnisd

The EU-CERTIFIED COIN OF JET-POWERED GINGERBREAD MEN has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD kicks things off with a Zen Headbutt! He bonks his own head extra hard!
SAMMY0295 starts with Bolt Strike! It's a riveting experience!

TURN TWO
ARNISD uses Aurora Beam! But it's really his melted crayon creation.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Air Slash! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN THREE
ARNISD tries Heal Order! A miscommunication gets him lots of extra shoe components!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Kinesis! But she really just daydreams!

TURN FOUR
ARNISD strikes with Fire Pledge! But Smoky the Bear pokes him for that.
SAMMY0295 tries Night Daze! But once again she's reminded of why not to drink coffee at midnight.

TURN FIVE
ARNISD uses Crafty Shield! But he finds his homemade cosplay not quite as effective.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Stockpile! Only to find it's empty!

TURN SIX
ARNISD attacks with Brine! But it's been a while since he's been to the beach.
SAMMY0295 tries Endeavor! But a sudden bite of laziness kicks in.

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD strikes with Dragon Hammer! But he realizes Home Depot doesn't carry those.
SAMMY0295 uses Hyper Voice! Only to find her megaphone is out of batteries.

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD tries Tail Glow! But dipping his tail in the goopy mix of a 100-broken glow sticks is more comical than effective.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mat Block! But trying to use a carpet as a shield just looks funny.

TURN NINE
ARNISD uses Bullet Punch! But he gets interrupted by the NRA asking for donations.
SAMMY0295 tries Fiery Dance! But she forgot her lighter.

TURN TEN
ARNISD tries Power Swap! But decides he doesn't want to trade his Charizard card after all.
SAMMY0295 uses Psychic Terrain! But feels she might need more interior decorating experience first.

TURN ELEVEN
ARNISD uses Cotton Spore! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mega Punch! But she only spikes the fruit punch bowl with Red Bull.

TURN TWELVE
ARNISD tries Skull Bash! He wrecks Guzma in a rap battle!
SAMMY0295 uses Ice Fang! But putting on vampire fangs while chewing minty fresh gum doesn't work as an alternative.

TURN THIRTEEN
ARNISD unleashes Hypnosis! But no one's getting sleepy.
SAMMY0295 tries Psywave! But it's just another daydream!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARNISD attacks with Magnet Rise! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Leech Seed! But then decides she doesn't want gardening responsibilities.

TURN FIFTEEN
ARNISD uses Taunt! But his Matrix-style "come here" wave just gets eyes rolling.
SAMMY0295 tries Thunder Shock! But it gets her a lot of static cling instead.

TURN SIXTEEN
ARNISD attacks with Detect! But he doesn't sense anything in the Force!
SAMMY0295 tries Psychic Fangs! Well, at least she imagines it well.

TURN SEVENTEEN
ARNISD unleashes Leer! But he just wears a funny smile!
SAMMY0295 uses Shock Wave! But it's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, counting as a 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN EIGHTEEN
ARNISD uses Shore Up! But it's a long drive to the beach!
SAMMY0295 tries Frenzy Plant! She decides to go nuts gardening after all!

TURN NINETEEN
ARNISD attacks with Plasma Fists! But he figures that might get him on the FBI wanted list.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Self-Destruct! But she forgot where the detonator button is.

TURN TWENTY
ARNISD uses Electrify! But it would short-circuit his Christmas light display.
SAMMY0295 uses Bonemerang! But that Marowak doesn't want her to borrow it.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
ARNISD tries Crabhammer! Turns out Home Depot doesn't have that one in stock either.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Spider Web! But she already vacuumed everything clean!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
ARNISD unleashes Parabolic Charge! But he doesn't feel like doing the math today.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Nuzzle! It's not as cute as she thought it would be.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
ARNISD strikes with Double Team! It lands the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!


ARNISD WINS!

It's now your party, amigo! Select what fine festivities await! Remember, service with a smile!

[arnisd]

Well either of us almost won with just having the opponent hit him/herself. So close :p
Spind dem wheels though

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[Neo Emolga]

Well either of us almost won with just having the opponent hit him/herself. So close :p
Spind dem wheels though

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Do you hear what I hear? Why, this also means you win your Nefarious Anarchist badge! And you're the first one to do it!

It's like getting coal for being on Santa's naughty list but figuring out how to turn it into diamonds. ;)


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ARNISD RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Tsareena (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Cherrim (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Hoppip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Foongus (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 -Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Please rate my sons drawing
Theme #2: Jackpot
Theme #3: The gutter
Theme #4: Film Noir
Theme #5: The power of friendship

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Closet furry
Usertitle #2: Woman where is ma supersuit!
Usertitle #3: Candy crush addict
Usertitle #4: The good, the bad and certainly the ugly
Usertitle #5: Was shown the world on a magic carpet ride

And it's another Dunsparce! Yeah, I'm not crazy about that thing either... >.<

[Neo Emolga]

THE SAVAGERY! You know you crave it!


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MASTER RNG chooses YOU, by selecting and yanking in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim and CHAKRAMASTER as Clawitzer to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf Chakramaster

The PEPPERMINT COIN OF COMMANDO UNICORNS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts things up with a Spiky Shield! But it's too prickly even for him!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Volt Tackle! But she can't get her generator to start!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scald! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Return! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Confuse Ray! But he doesn't understand how it works!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Stockpile! Only to find everything was stolen by Pachirisus!

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Assurance! But he doesn't feel very assured about it!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Synthesis! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike against CHAKRAMASTER!


SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book! You decide what kind of loony adventure happens to Chakramaster now!

Also, if you Wheel him, you get your Nefarious Anarchist badge, also! Decisions, decisions!

[Scytherwolf]

YES! THE WHEEL IT IS!

[Neo Emolga]

YES! THE WHEEL IT IS!

SPINZ TO WINZZZZZ!!!

Now who doesn't love a good wheel spin? It's fun for everyone!


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SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

...

Rest in pieces. Hey, it had to happen to someone. :P

And this is... exactly why I don't want to get Wheeled. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Why, it's your daily dose of anarchy, that's who!


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MASTER RNG feels warm and fuzzy today and decides to share that love by sharing it with...

SHRUIKAN as Alolan Ninetales and NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom to the battlefield!
Shruikan

The RENEGADE COIN OF BANANAS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with a Cross Chop! But it ends up just as a love tap.
NEO EMOLGA starts with Dream Eater! But he isn't so sure he'll enjoy the flavor.

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Power Swap! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA uses Nuzzle! But he decides to keep his distance instead.

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Teleport! But he finds himself still sitting in the same spot!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Photon Geyser! But doesn't even know what that would look like.

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN uses Self-Destruct! But actually he's feeling pretty good today.
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Shock Wave! But jumping up and down doesn't quite have the same effect.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN tries Thunder Shock! But it's more like static cling than anything else.
NEO EMOLGA uses Pursuit! But decides he's not really up for chasing anyone around.

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN attacks with Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Odor Sleuth! But then remembers you kind of need a nose for that sort of thing.

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Fake Out! But NEO EMOLGA catches on quickly.
NEO EMOLGA uses Earth Power! But it turns out you need more than just a scoop to do anything.

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN attacks with Entrainment! But he just has that funny look in his eyes!
NEO EMOLGA tries Tri Attack! But he doesn't even get the first one going!

TURN NINE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Eruption! He makes a loud growly noise to simulate it!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Karate Chop! But it turns out to be just a light bonk.

TURN TEN
SHRUIKAN uses Explosion! But wisely decides not to get himself caught in that mess, also.
NEO EMOLGA tries Poison Tail! But without a tail... yeah.

TURN ELEVEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sky Uppercut! He almost bonks his nose!
NEO EMOLGA uses Discharge! But not even a spark comes out of that!

TURN TWELVE
SHRUIKAN tries Dragon Dance! He gets that funky shake thing going!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Ice Beam! But just the thought of that makes him think about wanting a jacket!

TURN THIRTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Sketch! Turns out it's tough to draw with paws!
NEO EMOLGA tries Horn Drill! It's even harder without a horn!

TURN FOURTEEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Struggle! Turns out he still has PP remaining!
NEO EMOLGA tries Hyper Fang! But he's not into caffeinated vampire things.

TURN FIFTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Block! Now he's just trying to get in the way!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Withdraw! Yeah, but to where?

TURN SIXTEEN
SHRUIKAN tries Pin Missile! He tries to attach sewing needles to bottle rockets!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Hammer Arm! Except that just makes him look silly!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Nature's Madness! Turns out Nature actually is having an okay day today.
NEO EMOLGA uses Aqua Ring! But pouring water in a circle doesn't seem to do anything!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SHRUIKAN strikes with Bestow! Except he doesn't know where to put it.
NEO EMOLGA tries Shore Up! But that's tough with no beach in sight!

TURN NINETEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Knock Off! He hits the lamp off the dresser!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Explosion! Turns out he isn't really up for getting blown up today.

TURN TWENTY
SHRUIKAN tries Foresight! Turns out knowing the sun will come up tomorrow doesn't count.
NEO EMOLGA uses Final Gambit! But he'd have to look that up on Wikipedia first!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Agility! It lands the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!


SHRUIKAN WINS!

Well, sir, you were the ONE PERSON I WAS REALLY HOPING I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BATTLE THIS SEASON BECAUSE...

You had the type advantage
You can't evolve
You've already Wheeled me

Which means...

The only option is devolution, which also means...

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Merry Crapmas. Bloody hell, this is beyond brutal. 3RD TIME GETTING STUCK WITH GLOOM. Oh, go and laugh, it's okay! But it's not funny! Well, maybe it is.

Rawr. And the hunt for another Sunstone begins. Geez. THOSE ARE NOT EASY TO GET A HOLD OF! SERIOUSLY!

[Bulbasaur]

p!catch Neo

[Neo Emolga]

p!catch Neo

https://discordsl.com/assets/icons/455073755954151467.png It failed! You have brought shame and disgrace upon your family name for generations to come! Your ice cream will melt faster, you shoes will constantly become untied, you will keep forgetting where you left your keys, your phone will keep buzzing with spam messages, and your farts will become more explosive than ever before! Embrace the woe! Babies will wail and cry just from your aura! Mind-grating, bass-massacre dubstep will play more often in your presence, and the fates will see to it that you will have to struggle and hunt for open parking spaces like a starving vulture!

Savor the malice! Enjoy the agony! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

[arnisd]

You can't escape your fate neo, destined to be a drooling plant pokemon.
For you see, many eons ago a powerfull race of plant creatures raised a curse on your primordial ancestors. The curse of eternal gloom, cities will fall, mountains crumble, civilizations vanish! All this to keep you a gloom for the rest of eternity! That or until you get devolved again, or find a new stone! Whichever comes first really, you know power scaling is like dragon ball with curses this old and all.
Eitherway don't question it
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[Neo Emolga]

You can't escape your fate neo, destined to be a drooling plant pokemon.
For you see, many eons ago a powerfull race of plant creatures raised a curse on your primordial ancestors. The curse of eternal gloom, cities will fall, mountains crumble, civilizations vanish! All this to keep you a gloom for the rest of eternity! That or until you get devolved again, or find a new stone! Whichever comes first really, you know power scaling is like dragon ball with curses this old and all.
Eitherway don't question it
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Hur hur hur, but breaking curses is my specialty! I will beat your challenge! JUST YOU WAIT!

[Neo Emolga]

Sanity!? Huh!? Why would you find something so useless like that here?


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MASTER RNG steals your eggnog and drags...

BULBASAUR as Ninetales and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
Bulbasaur Voltaire Magneton

The GRAPE-FLAVORED COIN OF ERRATIC SEAGULLS has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR opens with Sand Attack! But it just disappears in his paws like grains of...
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with a Extrasensory! But he doesn't even get Kindasensory going!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Spite! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL, leaving BULBASAUR quivering with humiliation!


VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

And... wow, wasn't expecting that to happen at all, but hey, just goes to show you it can be a thing!

Voltaire, you're the executive chef tonight! What's cooking for Bulbsaur?

[Voltaire Magneton]

W O W

LEZZ ROLL THE WHEEL!

[Neo Emolga]

W O W

LEZZ ROLL THE WHEEL!

The birthday boy has spoken. BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, THE WHEEL SHALL SPIN!


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VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???

Another Comfey! Don't despair, ARandomTool has actually had a pretty good run as one! But will that luck run out!? Find out later tonight!

[Neo Emolga]

Beers and cheers to overcome your fears and tears!


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MASTER RNG has a brain fart and drags in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Comfey and NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu to the battlefield! Not like there are any other options out there, are there!?
ARandomTool Noblejanobii

The MUSICAL COIN OF NINJA KAZOOS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with a Aeroblast! She exhales mightily!
ARANDOMTOOL opens up with Spiky Shield! But he decides trying to work with a chunk of cactus isn't such a hot idea.

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Swagger! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Round! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL on NOBLEJANOBII, causing ARANDOMTOOL to cry and pout and want to go home!


NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Yesh... beware the Mimikyu for this grizzly reason! XD

So how does Noblejanobii celebrate Christmas early? Everyone watches eagerly! On one hand, you can devolve and egg the poor Comfey, or you can get your Nefarious Anarchist badge by Wheeling him! Decisions! DECISIONS!

[Bulbasaur]

GOSH DARN IT NEO.

[Noblejanobii]

You know my decision! SPIN THAT WHEEL!

[Voltaire Magneton]

It looks like ARandomTool's Comfey's rampage has ended lmao

Don't worry, Bulbasaur, it's your Comfey's time to shine! Especially with that P A S S I O N

[Neo Emolga]

GOSH DARN IT NEO.

Ah, it reminds me of my first Photoshop banner. Eighteen years ago. It was sad to see such a nice Ninetales banner and avatar get pulled off for this, though. :P

And hey, it just means you need to get your revenge on Voltaire! Get passionate about it!


You know my decision! SPIN THAT WHEEL!

And another person wins the Nefarious Anarchist badge! Ah, it's so lovely to see the holiday spirit shining in everyone. <3

But WAIT, let's see what happens to Mr Tool also!


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NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels

Hey, guess your Wheel got off that silly Clawitzer breakfast cereal phase! Well isn't that just... peachy. Ba-dum-tiss!

[Neo Emolga]

As we enter Season 5 and our sanity levels continue dropping, let's see what the current standings of fun are!


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SEASON 5

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS GLOOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BUDEW
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS TURTWIG
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS ALOLAN NINETALES
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS AMPHAROS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR:AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

Because this circus still goes on!


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MASTER RNG, in his greasy Santa suit, yanks...

ARANDOMTOOL as Turtwig and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
ARandomTool Voltaire Magneton

The FEATHERY COIN OF PIRATE HAMSTERS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Cosmic Power! Or maybe he's still dreaming!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Icicle Spear! But it melted over a year ago!

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL tries Rototiller! He spins around in a circle!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Play Nice! As expected, that doesn't do anything!

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Safeguard! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Clanging Scales! But no one appreciates his jingle bell lizard costume!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL tries Frenzy Plant! He still hasn't figured out pouring Red Bull on plants doesn't do anything!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Aura Sphere! It comes out as a funky shaky dance!

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Flame Charge! Or he would have if it wouldn't roast him extra-crispy.
VOLTIARE MAGNETON tries Heart Swap! But he's convinced he's not the same blood type as ARANDOMTOOL!

TURN SIX
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Secret Sword! Must be a pretty good secret because it never comes out!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bulk Up! But no, he doesn't even lift, bro.

TURN SEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL tries Soak! But his water gun arsenal seems to be MIA!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Revenge! But he's not angry enough!

TURN EIGHT
ARANDOMTOOL uses Acupressure! But he doesn't want to get all touchy-feely.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Cut! But he still can't find those scissors!

TURN NINE
ARANDOMTOOL tries Electro Ball! But he can't find a basketball with a power cord!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Heavy Slam! But he thinks that's something on a McDonald's menu!

TURN TEN
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Meditate! But his mental to-do list makes it tricky!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Acrobatics! But jumping and spinning doesn't quite count.

TURN ELEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Bone Rush! Unfortunately the only bones he could use were thrown out with the Thanksgiving leftovers!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Light Screen! But his shiny window pane doesn't hold promise.

TURN TWELVE
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Sonic Boom! But playing the Street Fighter II Guile theme doesn't quite help him with that.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Lunar Dance! But waiting until nighttime seems counter-productive!

TURN THIRTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL uses Silver Wind! He spits a mouthful of glitter!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Bullet Seed! But his watermelons are out of season!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Take Down! But he feels that might make him lose his breakfast.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psywave! Just his imagination again!

TURN FIFTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Simple Beam! You think it would have been easy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Toxic! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARANDOMTOOL!


VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

You go boy. It's ya birthday!

Well, you've already Wheeled Mr Tool and you can't evolve. Also, he's on his basic stage so... EGGED!

(Kinda glad I didn't put too much effort on that Turtwig set as it only lasted less than an hour! I actually bet no one even saw it! XD)

[arnisd]

I demand to see the glorious turtwig at least once!

[Neo Emolga]

I demand to see the glorious turtwig at least once!

Of course! Here it is before it disappeared in a glorious instant!

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[Neo Emolga]

Why, it's a laugh and a half!


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MASTER RNG, feeling all silly and cheeky today, draws in...

BULBASAUR as Comfey and NEO EMOLGA as Gloom to the battlefield!
Bulbasaur

The SUGARY COIN OF WEAPONIZED COTTON CANDY has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Screech! But he just makes a really loud REEEEE sound.
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Dragon Rage! But it doesn't quite work with shadow puppets.

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Flame Burst! But he's lacking that warm and fuzzy pyromaniac feeling.
BUBLASAUR strikes with Rock Tomb! But playing his electric guitar in the mausoleum doesn't quite generate the same effect!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Hail! He tosses a bag of ice cubes into the air!
BULBASAUR tries Feint! Well, no one's noticed it yet!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA attempts Acid! It' a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on BULBASAUR!


NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Taking this here Sun Stone again and HOPEFULLY THIS GLOOM THING DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN!

Seriously. XD

[Bulbasaur]

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[Neo Emolga]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AssuredSmoothCapeghostfrog-max-1mb.gif

I... take it you're not a Comfey fan.

[Neo Emolga]

Just NINE days until Christmas! How much have you embraced the panic!?


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MASTER RNG uses a giant candy cane to hook in...

SHRUIKAN as Alolan Ninetales and ARNISD as Ampharos to the battlefield!
Shruikan arnisd

The CARNIVAL COIN OF DERANGED PINK FLAMINGOS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Mega Punch! But making fists with paws is tricky business.
ARNISD kicks things off with Solar Blade! But he's not sure how to sharpen the sun like that!

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Peck! But his nose isn't beaky enough for that!
ARNISD attacks with Water Spout! It just comes out as a fart!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Rest! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD tries Switcheroo! But SHRUIKAN doesn't fall for his shell game!

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN unleashes Metal Claw! But without metal and without claws, it's a love tap!
ARNISD attacks with Dark Void! But SHRUIKAN knows better than to follow the link to Justin Bieber's Baby music video.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN uses Sticky Web! But Spiderman lets his request go to voicemail.
ARNISD strikes with False Swipe! Well, it certainly ain't true!

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN unleashes Encore! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD strikes back with Counter! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Grass Pledge! It makes the lawn smell nice and fragrant!
ARNISD unleashes Lick! But he's afraid his tongue would stick to SHRUIKAN.

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN strikes with Sleep Powder! But he's all out of Benadryl!
ARNID attacks with Hyperspace Hole! But that's just not within his budget!

TURN NINE
SHRUIKAN tries Howl! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on ARNISD!


SHRUIKAN WINS!

You can either devolve arnisd into a fluffy and adorable Flaaffy or enjoy Wheeling him and earning your Nefarious Anarchist badge! What are YOU going to choose!? >:D

[Shruikan]

Yeah, there's no way I'm passing up the opportunity for the badge, so the wheel it is.

Also, I somehow won that with only none damaging moves :P

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, there's no way I'm passing up the opportunity for the badge, so the wheel it is.

Also, I somehow won that with only none damaging moves :P

You took a nap in front of him while he helplessly whiffed, you sarcastically applauded him, and then you finished it off by shouting in his face! The damage to his pride was beyond incalculable. You totally should take a bow for that!

And to add even more damage to that...!


https://i.postimg.cc/xjKW8CyS/Wheel-Unleash.png

Because why stop there!?

SHRUIKAN RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vikavolt (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Lurantis (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Kirlia (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Goomy (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Chinchou (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Meloetta Aria Forme (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Inverted Colours
Theme #2: ALL the special effects
Theme #3: Dittos
Theme #4: Missingno
Theme #5: Beauty product advert

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Everything's going according to plan
Usertitle #2: MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES
Usertitle #3: Magikarp Master
Usertitle #4: "What could go wrong" they said
Usertitle #5: And my Vuvuzela!

Oh holy heck, it's those Dittos again!

I just realized Kirlia is actually a stage 2 of 4, but we just won't count those Megas as evolution possibilities in this case. :P

[Neo Emolga]

So what are YOU getting for Christmas!?


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MASTER RNG wears a cheerleader outfit, sings about peace and love and yanks...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and CHAKRAMASTER as Budew to the battlefield!
Noblejanobii Chakramaster

The THRASH METAL COIN OF FLOATING BIDOOFS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts things up with Taunt! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER opens with Psycho Shift! He drives crazy driving stick!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Parting Shot! But it gets shot apart!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bonemerang! But the ones from the pet store just aren't the same!

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Hex! She gets it mixed up and ends up with breakfast cereal!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Icicle Spear! But it's melt in your mouth and in your hand!

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII tries Gear Grind! But it results in an unexpected meme instead!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Chatter! But it just comes out as silly muttering!

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Hyper Fang! But she lost them ever since Halloween!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Trick! But the bunny chewed his way out of his hat!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Eruption! But starting a political debate on Facebook has no effect here!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Crabhammer! But he forgot to save those from the last time he was at Red Lobster!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Drain Punch! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Shadow Sneak! But he hasn't mastered the ways of the ninja!

TURN EIGHT!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Vacuum Wave! But swinging her Dyson around doesn't seem to do anything!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Kinesis! But he just gets a funny look in his eyes!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII tries Horn Drill! But it's a funny little headbutt without a horn!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Swagger! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL on NOBLEJANOBII, causing CHAKRAMASTER to crumble in humiliation and defeat!


NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Urf, this seems to be a reoccurring theme with Mimikyu! XD

Welp, you've already Wheeled Chakramaster and you can't evolve. And he's on his basic stage, so... we're looking at something eggcellent, aren't we? XD

Hey, at least the Disney Princess mess is over! Look at the bright side! ^_^;

[Noblejanobii]

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VICTORY

[Voltaire Magneton]

Also, I somehow won that with only none damaging moves :P

As the Youtube video goes:

Luigi Shruikan Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing!

[arnisd]

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The new avatar is so derpily perfect xD, could have been worse. And yea let's just forget about the mega stages :p

[Neo Emolga]

Because we all have a holiday passion for mayhem!


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MASTER RNG drives a truck, wears lots of tattoos, and pulls in...

SAMMY0295 as Dunsparce and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
sammy0295 Scytherwolf

The PEARLY COIN OF MUSICAL PENGUINS has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Yawn! It hits SCYTHERWOLF for the 1st regular damage strike!
SCYTHERWOLF starts up with Wring Out! Now her towel is no longer wet!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 tries Reversal! She flips on her back!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Leaf Tornado! She sets her leaf blower to max blast!

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 uses Thunder Fang! But she needs new batteries for those!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Tackle! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 attacks with U-turn! But she just spins around wildly!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Skill Swap! But she doesn't want to exchange her resume with someone else's!

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 tries Celebrate! But she needs to save her party decorations for New Years Eve!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acid Spray! But she wants to get a hazmat first!

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 unleashes Scald! But her stove is all the way back at home!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dynamic Punch! But it comes out as a really cute love tap!

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Hyper Voice! But she left her megaphone at home!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Wave! She waves hello at the lightning overhead!

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 tries Energy Ball! But something about solar panels all over a soccer ball doesn't quite work!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Soak! But her garden hose froze over!

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 uses Heart Swap! But yeah, the surgery...
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Conversion! She does a lot of great math but... it has no effect on the battle!

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 tries Aura Sphere! She just gets really confused for a moment.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Fairy Wind! She sprays some glitter into the air!

TURN ELEVEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Celebrate! But it's still very much 2018!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meditate! But it ends up just as a daydream!

TURN TWELVE
SAMMY0295 attempts Dig! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, causing a 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Beak Blast! But she doesn't even have a nose!

TURN THIRTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Lucky Chant! But she forgot how that song about four-leaf clovers goes!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Precipice Blades! But she doesn't have a clue what that means!

TURN FOURTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Sticky Web! But Spiderman lets that request go to voicemail again.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Leer! But it looks too cute!

TURN FIFTEEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Giga Drain! But the cord to the vacuum just isn't long enough!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Drill Run! But she remembers not to run around with scissors, let alone drills!

TURN SIXTEEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Dynamic Punch! But that's also a cute little love tap!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Brave Bird! But she's feeling a bit chicken for that.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Switcheroo! But she forgets how the shell game trick is supposed to go.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Stockpile! But she forgot to fill it up last night!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SAMMY0295 unleashes Powder! It's confectioner's sugar!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Dragon Rush! But they're feeling rather sleepy today!

TURN NINETEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Metronome! She rolls a bunch of dice and is not sure what to do with the result!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Magnetic Flux! She moves all the refrigerator magnets around!

TURN TWENTY
SAMMY0295 strikes with Shore Up! But she's not really sure what that entails.
SCYTHERWOLF tries Heat Wave! But it's too close to Christmas for that!

TURN TWENTY-ONE!
SAMMY0295 uses Kinesis! But it's only her imagination!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Rain Dance! She jumps up and down but not a drop is to be seen!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SAMMY0295 tries Aqua Ring! She pours water around in a circle!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Memento! But she's all out of Christmas cards!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SAMMY0295 attempts Tri Attack! But she's misplaced her musical triangle!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Bone Club! But she threw out the one from Thanksgiving dinner weeks ago!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SAMMY0295 uses Frost Breath! Despite what the ads tell you, that mint gum doesn't quite do it.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Acid Armor! But she's not so keen on wearing that.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SAMMY0295 tries Sheer Cold! But it's not officially winter yet!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Drill Run! But she remembers what happened last time!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SAMMY0295 unleashes Lucky Chant! She still can't remember the words!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Electric Terrain! But she can't figure out how to plug it in!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SAMMY0295 attempts Powder! It's just more sugar!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Grass Knot! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!


SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Whoa, that was another long one! You decide what lovely fate awaits sammy0295! What does she get as an early Christmas present!?

[Scytherwolf]

WHEEL. WHEEL IT MUST BE.

[Neo Emolga]

WHEEL. WHEEL IT MUST BE.

YeS! U͈n̙̗̫͞Ḽ̗͚̠͚̣e̗̜A̶̘S̘̯̗̩ḫ̷̹̬͓ M̱̩͞a̷̤̪͕̭d͓̗̤n҉̮͓E͈̲͙͔̘͎̬S̯ͅs̩̳̠̣̤̼̜͜S̡s̝̥S̖̼̰ͅs̱ ̠͇S̛̳̪̤̻̳̰̺S̭͈s̩̮̣͕͚ss̥̬̞̻͍̙̤͡S̨̥͎̲͎̫̟Ş̙͕͈̻̭̗ͅS̢̠ !̵͍

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SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

LMAO, that Theme and Usertitle combo! XD

Dang, I've never had to suck the life out of a banner and ava as hard as this before. XD

[Neo Emolga]

As the Christmas Carnage and Holiday Havoc continue, here's what we have going into Season 6!


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SEASON 6

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS UMBREON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS ALOLAN NINETALES
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS KIRLIA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS FINNEON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR:AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Scytherwolf]

That was an amazing combo.

[Neo Emolga]

It's a fresh new season, so anything and everyone's game!


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MASTER RNG has an odd and sadistic sense of humor and draws...

CHAKRAMASTER as Umbreon and ARNISD as Kirlia to the battlefield!
Chakramaster arnisd

The CHOCOLATE COIN OF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TUTUS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD kicks things off with Captivate! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER opens with Bide! But he kind of just sits around there not knowing what to wait for!

TURN TWO
ARNISD tries Luster Purge! She decides to make it all filthy instead!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Tickle! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!

TURN THREE
ARNISD uses Aurora Beam! It's a pretty light show from a projector!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Octazooka! Except he doesn't even know what that should look like.

TURN FOUR
ARNISD attacks with Kinesis! But he's still trying to study up on how that actually works.
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Force Palm! He adapts to a very aggressive way of soliciting palm tree sales!

TURN FIVE
ARNISD tries Double Team! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Searing Shot! But he doesn't know what kind of gun he needs for that!

TURN SIX
ARNISD uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!


ARNISD WINS!

Wowz, and I thought a psychic type going up against a dark would have been easy to predict!

It's up to you, arnisd! You've got all three options open!

[arnisd]

Hmm let's go with evolution for this one, I'm feeling the holiday cheer coming up, the christmas spirit! Let's be nice to our opponent for once and choose to grow up! Though to keep it fun... Neo roll a die and odd is gardevoir, even is gallade. It can be any die a 6, 10, 20, 100, one thousand! 10 thousand!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PeacefulVainEquestrian-small.gif
You're pick :)

[Neo Emolga]

Hmm let's go with evolution for this one, I'm feeling the holiday cheer coming up, the christmas spirit! Let's be nice to our opponent for once and choose to grow up! Though to keep it fun... Neo roll a die and odd is gardevoir, even is gallade. It can be any die a 6, 10, 20, 100, one thousand! 10 thousand!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PeacefulVainEquestrian-small.gif
You're pick :)

The CONQUEST 1D20 OF CARAMEL RAINBOWS landed on 6, which makes you a handsome Gallade! Now that's classy!

[Neo Emolga]

Ssssssmashing!


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MASTER RNG wears a funny party hat with stars, rainbows, unicorns, and yanks...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce and SHRUIKAN as Alolan Ninetales to the battlefield!
Voltaire Magneton Shruikan

The ANGELIC COIN OF SPICY BURRITOS has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks things off with Snore! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN starts up with Lunar Dance! But Sunny Midday Dance just doesn't work as a substitute!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Bug Bite! He takes a big one but doesn't find them to be very tasty!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Trump Card! But he quickly stashes it before it ruins his Twitter account!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Spiky Shield! But he has trouble picking up his porcupine!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Sweet Scent! But baking cookies takes a little while!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Tri Attack! But trying to hurt SHRUIKAN with geometry proves difficult!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Dynamic Punch! It's another paw love tap!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Earth Power! But he's disappointed to find he's not a Planeteer!
SHRUIKAN tries Fire Fang! But he's wary about how hot Carolina Reaper peppers get.

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Iron Head! But wearing a Pittsburg Steelers football helmet doesn't have the same effect!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Flare Blitz! He almost gets it, but he's the wrong type of Ninetales!

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Dig! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN responds with Iron Tail! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Swift! He writes a really gnarly program for macOS!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Captivate! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Horn Attack! But the costume unicorn one he has just goes squish under pressure!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Fairy Lock! But locking Tinkerbell in the closet seems cruel!

TURN TEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dark Void! But SHRUIKAN knows better than to look at Facebook political debates!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Hold Hands! But VOLTAIRE MAGNETON does have any and he has paws!

TURN ELEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Rest! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!


VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

Holy popping popsicles, that was close and intense! Nice match!

It's up to you, Voltaire! Devolve or Wheel?

[Voltaire Magneton]

I lowkey want to lose so I could get wheel'd or devolved back to my own theme, but hey a victory is a victory!

W H E E L!

[Neo Emolga]

I lowkey want to lose so I could get wheel'd or devolved back to my own theme, but hey a victory is a victory!

W H E E L!

Ha ha ha, as if I don't know that feeling!

WHEELZ IT IZ!


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VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???

Ho boy, I had fun making that! XD

[Neo Emolga]

H̱̱̫̠a̱͍̤͔̗͈̥͡P͕̰̜̤̳p̣̲Y̘͙̬ ͈̼̪̫͚̝h̻̖̭̤̥̳͉͝O͖̰͍̙̦͓͢ͅl͇̻̙̜̤I̤̹͟dA͎͎͖̜̤͘y̪̣̥̪̤Z͡ ͖͔̤͙͉̣͇z͏͚̻̩͉͉͈̮Z͔̬͖̲Z̨̘̯̣͍̻Z!̥͓!̹̗!̠͚͚̗


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MASTER RNG makes a funny tune with a kazoo and pulls in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario and BULBASAUR as Comfey to the battlefield!
ARandomTool Bulbasaur

The TIMELY COIN OF MAGICAL SPACE BUNNIES has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Struggle! But he's still got plenty of PP!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with Thrash! He gets the order mixed up and ends up with a lot of garbage!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Attract! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against him!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Toxic Spikes! They're still only on his Christmas wish list!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR uses Fire Spin! He plays spin the bottle with a Molotov cocktail!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Agility! It hits BULBASAUR for the 2nd regular damage strike!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR attempts Dark Pulse! But he's not sure how that dance goes!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Cotton Guard! But we don't think a pillow as a shield is going to be too effective!

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR attacks with Cut! But he can't find his scissors anywhere!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Outrage! But he's got too much cheerful holiday spirit going!

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR tries Smart Strike! He's still trying to work out the math on that one!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Strength! It hits BULBASAUR for the 3rd and final regular damage strike!


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

And there you have it!

Mr Tool, it's up to you, now! Devolve or Wheel?

[ARandomTool]

Finnish Ham!
Devolve, please

[Shruikan]

New badge and awesome new banner? I'm sorry, was I meant to have lost? Cause this feels like a victory to me :P

[Neo Emolga]

Finnish Ham!
Devolve, please

Truly, you have acquired the holiday spirit. XD


New badge and awesome new banner? I'm sorry, was I meant to have lost? Cause this feels like a victory to me :P

Hey, I never said it couldn't happen! XD

[Neo Emolga]

Let's get some funky fresh mayhem going!


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MASTER RNG makes a toot with his horn and draws in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf

The MINTY FRESH COIN OF TRANSFORMING CANDY CANES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Mud Sport! But he doesn't associate with pigs!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Sacred Fire! But it gets mixed up with "Scared Fire" and runs away!

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA uses Ice Shard! But then he used that up to keep his drink cold!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Metronome! But that gets mixed up with Metro Gnome and it runs away using the subway!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Aerial Ace! But he totally forgot those pilot lessons from years ago!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Sludge Bomb! But she doesn't like handling gross explosives!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Spark! But he can't find an outlet anywhere in the arena!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Explosion! She decides she doesn't like explosives in general!

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA attempts Thousand Arrows! He draws a bunch of them but then decides it's going to take a long time!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Copycat! She decides drawing arrows seems like a waste of time, also.

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA uses Healing Wish! He decides it's probably better to just get a medical license.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Strength! But she decides maybe taking a weight-lifting class would be a good idea for a New Year's Resolution.

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Imprison! But he didn't bring a cage large enough for that!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Return! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against NEO EMOLGA!

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Lunge! But he doesn't want to end up flat on his face!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dragon Ascent! But she's never heard of that perfume before!

TURN NINE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Poison Fang! Unfortunately those didn't survive the post-Halloween disposal.
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Worry Seed! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN TEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Dragon Breath! But he prefers minty fresh breath instead.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Sludge! But she decides going to the toxic waste dump for that isn't worth it.

TURN ELEVEN
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Chatter! But he runs out of things to say!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Hidden Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against NEO EMOLGA!

TURN TWELVE
NEO EMOLGA uses Role Play! But he doesn't know what characters he's supposed to portray!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Stomp! But it ends up as just a tap dance!

TURN THIRTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Guard Swap! But he didn't have a shield to begin with!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Seed Bomb! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN FOURTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Rock Tomb! But he only has pebbles to work with!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Signal Beam! But they already used it to alert Batman!

TURN FIFTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Reversal! He goes backwards!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Photon Geyser! But she stops for a moment and doesn't recall what that looks like.

TURN SIXTEEN
NEO EMOLGA uses Constrict! But he left all his rope at home!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Heal Bell! But all it does is make a cute jingle!

TURN SEVENTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attempts Stored Power! Turns out... it was empty!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Charm! She just wears a cute face!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Thunder Punch! But he can't even get a static touch going!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Camouflage! But it turns out pink and yellow is pretty easy to see!

TURN NINETEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Dazzling Gleam! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!



NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Holy craps tables, that was close as heck! And yeah, I was a little concerned knowing what losing to you would entail. Yet another dismal round of Gloom right in time for Christmas. XP

Sorry, hun, but you get my Wheel today. Enjoy it, you're the first to try it out!

[Neo Emolga]

Well finally, I get to have a go at it!


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NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly why you'll never catch me using "Dissolve" for any legitimate purpose. In all my years of Photoshop, I've never found a decent use for what essentially makes your stuff look like pixelated Missingno glitch static. XD

[Bulbasaur]

As long as you know Godmence's return is on its way, we're good. :]

[Scytherwolf]

OH NO

[Neo Emolga]

As long as you know Godmence's return is on its way, we're good. :]

I think I hear the dark chorus already. XD


OH NO

I know, I feel cruel now!

I think next game, I'll make my wheels more focused on being purely loony rather than conjuring out garbage. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Well, guh, gee, i wunda who iz guna battl tuday.


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MASTER RNG makes a zombie moan and drags...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and SAMMY0295 as Finneon to the battlefield!
Noblejanobii sammy0295

The TINY COIN OF FLUFFY GUINEA PIGS OF DEVASTATION has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts up with Block! But her wooden cube doesn't seem to have any effect!
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Core Enforcer! But she doesn't see the center of apples worth defending all that much!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII uses Powder Snow! But she cheats and uses cotton balls instead!
SAMMY0295 tries Switcheroo! But she doesn't know what to swap with what!

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Transform! Turns out changing her Pikachu disguise doesn't count!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Noble Roar! She finds her squeak is neither noble nor sounds like a roar!

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Refresh! She cleans the area, but has no effect on the battle!
SAMMY0295 attempts Crunch! She crushes a can in front of everyone!

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Dragon Dance! Turns out dressing up like a Dragonite and twisting with a hula hoop doesn't count.
SAMMY0295 uses Oblivion Wing! Good luck trying that without wings!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII tries Bolt Strike! She finds it probably won't work with nuts or wingnuts either.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Secret Sword! It's so secret, we still have yet to see it!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Pound! She finds using British legal tender in this setting not quite so effective.
SAMMY0295 uses Gravity! She shows how it works by dropping an apple to the ground!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Origin Pulse! But she doesn't know where that's supposed to come from!
SAMMY0295 tries Amnesia! But forgetting how that works doesn't count either!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Tearful Look! But she's got too much holiday joy!
SAMMY0295 attempts Fire Spin! But watching a lit match just puts it out!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Beak Blast! But her disguise didn't include one of those!
SAMMY0295 tries Psychic! But she just uses her imagination to no effect!

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Trump Card! But she finds she accidently packed Obama Card instead.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Agility! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII

TURN TWELVE
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Poison Powder! Turns out she got her anthrax mixed up with confectioner's sugar.
SAMMY0295 uses Pursuit! But she finds NOBLEJANOBII is a tough one to chase around!

TURN THIRTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Iron Defense! She eats a lot of spinach, but it doesn't do much for protecting her.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Sparkling Aria! She wonders if that's a type of drinking water.

TURN FOURTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Egg Bomb! But she's not sure how to get it to explode with a detonator.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Ice Shard! But her icicle didn't make it through since last year!

TURN FIFTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acrobatics! She jumps around a lot, but that's really all that happens.
SAMMY0295 attempts Hydro Cannon! But that would have been expensive to ship over here.

TURN SIXTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Mega Kick! But it's tough with tiny feet!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Surf! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII

TURN SEVENTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Echoed Voice! But her attempt to fool everyone by repeating it softer and softer is quickly found out!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Parabolic Charge! But she doesn't know how to plug in her algebra book!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses After You! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 tries Pollen Puff! Turns out they're actually cheese doodles!

TURN NINETEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Guard Split! But that seems like a mean thing to do to security!
SAMMY0295 uses Rock Blast! Turns out her pebble collection just won't do the job!

TURN TWENTY
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hex! She gets it mixed up with Chex and ends up with breakfast cereal instead.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Clear Smog! But the air is clear and free of pollution today!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
NOBLEJANOBII tries Blue Flare! But it keeps coming out orange when she lights them!
SAMMY0295 attempts Silver Wind! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Night Slash! But she's going to need to wait a few hours for that!
SAMMY0295 tries Acupressure! But she can't make it work with only fins!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dragon Rage! Turns out getting all angry in her Dragonite disguise doesn't work either.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Dig! But she can't figure out how to use a shovel like this!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Infestation! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!


NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Gee whiz, another close match!

Well, Noble can't evolve and she's already Wheeled sammy, so that means devolution, and that also means an outcome that's more like Easter than Christmas. XD

But hey, you get to enjoy Wigglytuff next season so that's cool!

[Neo Emolga]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Season 7 looks like!


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SEASON 7

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS UMBREON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS WEEPINBELL
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS CLEFAIRY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS GALLADE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS WIGGLYTUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS MEGA SALAMENCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

Why it's time...

...it's time for some Merry Mayhem and Crazy Christmas Calamity, that's what!


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MASTER RNG dresses up like Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer and drags in...

SHRUIKAN as Clefairy and BULBASAUR as Mega Salamence to the battlefield!
Shruikan Bulbasaur

The GOLDEN COIN OF HOLIDAY PAPER CLIPS has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Low Kick! Well, not much of a kickoff after all.
SHRUIKAN starts with a Bouncy Bubble! Well, hate to burst his you-know-what, but...

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Taunt! He sticks his tongue out!
SHRUIKAN uses Spite! He gets it mixed up with Sprite and ends up with lemon/lime soda!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Sacred Sword! There was a mix up and he got Scared Sword, the kind that runs away!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Giga Impact! But he gets a little tangled in the footwork.

TURN FOUR
BUBLASAUR attempts Extreme Speed! But he hasn't had his caffeine yet!
SHRUIKAN uses Revelation Dancer! But he wants to master the waltz first.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Psychic Fangs! He pictured it in his head better than how it came out!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Clanging Scales! He found jingle bells weren't exactly a substitute for that.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR tries Ice Punch! He finds freezing the fruity party beverage didn't help much for this battle!
SHRUIKAN uses Grass Pledge! But that doesn't help much during the winter!

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR attempts Chatter! But he runs out of things to talk about!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Twister! But putting his left hand on a red dot and his right foot on a blue dot hasn't swayed the battle in any direction.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR uses Dark Lariat! Turns out he couldn't find it!
SHRUIKAN attempts Reversal! He does the moonwalk!

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Bulk Up! But wearing multiple holiday sweaters doesn't quite count the same way!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Baneful Bunker! But he has second thoughts about visiting such a place!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Fire Fang! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN uses Odor Sleuth! He follows his nose only to end up with... Froot Loops.

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Gust! He exhales heavily, but that rapidly vanishes.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Hurricane! But he only gets so far with a desk fan.

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR uses Eerie Impulse! But he's not really in the Halloween spirit anymore.
SHRUIKAN strikes with Poison Jab! But he got it mixed up with grape jelly!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Block! He tosses a wooden cube into the arena!
SHRUIKAN uses Reflect! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Odor Sleuth! He ends up with the same Froot Loops that Shrukan did!
SHRUIKAN attempts Blizzard! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE KO on BULBASAUR!


SHRUIKAN WINS!

Ouch. Before there were Fairy moves, there was this mess to take out dragons.

It's your call, dude! Devolve, Evolve, or Wheel?

[Bulbasaur]

Choose wisely, or Godmence might not be so nice in the future.

[Shruikan]

Not only super effective, but doubly so!
Yeah, no way am I evolving myself and losing this banner, so that only leaves two options... I'll be nice and go with a regular devolve.

[Neo Emolga]

Not only super effective, but doubly so!
Yeah, no way am I evolving myself and losing this banner, so that only leaves two options... I'll be nice and go with a regular devolve.

Gotcha! Devolve it is!

Santa applauds you for your kindness!

[Neo Emolga]

Ho, ho, ho, what do we have here!?


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MASTER RNG, as a maniacal sugar plum fairy, drags in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Weepinbell and SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf sammy0295

The ODDLY PLACED COIN OF ILL-TIMED EASTER EGGS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts up with Final Gambit! Turns out she wants to keep playing!
SAMMY0295 begins with Fling! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF uses Body Slam! But that would give her an upset stomach!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Grassy Terrain! But the lawn she magically conjured doesn't have the same effect!

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Ice Burn! But she ends up with water that way!
SAMMY0295 tries Harden! But her winter coat is too soft!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Assist! But she's all alone!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Spectral Thief! But she's feeling too festive and alive for that!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Whirlpool! But it's just her washing machine!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Hail! She sends a greeting to everyone!

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF uses Plasma Fists! Problem is leaves don't make good fists.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Flying Press! She flaps her hands and does a belly flop!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Bone Rush! Turns out plants don't have any!
SAMMY0295 tries Cut! But she misplaced her scissors again!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Rain Dance! But she hops and wiggles and it's still sunny!
SAMMY0295 uses Mach Punch! But attaching wings to her hand doesn't make it go any faster!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Throat Chop! But it turns into more of a love tap on the neck!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Vine Whip! But she used her last one to go swinging from a tree!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with X-Scissor! But the only scissors she knows of are shaped like a Y!
SAMMY0295 tries Hyperspace Hole! But she can't wrap her head around how that works!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts False Swipe! But not swiping at all doesn't count!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Outrage! But the Christmas spirit has her feeling too mellow!

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Covet! But she already got everything she wanted for Christmas!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Magnet Bomb! But they're all too stuck together!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Metal Burst! But she doesn't have anything metallic to blow up!
SAMMY0295 attempts Spider Web! But Spiderman is too busy celebrating the holidays with Mary Jane to help with that!

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Beat Up! But the Ghost of Christmas Future shakes his finger at her for that idea!
SAMMY0295 tries Scratch! But she doesn't have the nails she needs for that!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Land's Wrath! But the Land is feeling too festive at the moment!
SAMMY0295 strikes with V-create! But drawing a V in the sand doesn't seem to do much!

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Trick Room! But she quickly runs out of fun house mirrors to paste to the walls!
SAMMY0295 uses Smack Down! But she realizes Santa's still watching!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Tackle! She hops at SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Double Team! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Needle Arm! Turns out she doesn't have needles nor arms!
SAMMY0295 attempts Destiny Bond! But she doesn't feel that connected to SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN NINETEEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Signal Beam! Turns out the batsignal is already in use.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psyshock! But it's all in her head!

TURN TWENTY
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Magical Leaf! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Stockpile! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!


SAMMY0295 WINS!

Up to you, sammy! You can devolve or Wheel! And Wheeling would give you a shiny Nefarious Anarchist badge! So how's your Christmas spirit today!?

[Neo Emolga]

Who's getting served now!?


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MASTER RNG, wishing there was still some eggnog left, yanks in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Umbreon and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario to the battlefield!
Chakramaster ARandomTool

The SINGING COIN OF SENILE FURRETS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL starts up with Simple Beam! Well, he couldn't figure it out either!
CHAKRAMASTER begins with Explosion! And that's the last time he opens a soda can after it has tumbled down the stairs!

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL tries Core Enforcer! But he'd rather not unless Core pays him something for it.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Rage Powder! But that's one of the things he didn't get for Christmas.

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Hyperspace Hole! But he can't reach that far up!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bubble! Best he can do is make one with mouth spit!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Hyper Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMSTER!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Fury Cutter! But the last time he tried that, it turned his pizza into spaghetti!

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Karate Chop! Apparently he missed that one in Fighting Class 101.
CHAKRAMSTER attacks with Copycat! He makes the same silly "I dunno" look as ARANDOMTOOL!

TURN SIX
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Nuzzle! But that's just too cute for his tastes!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Tail Glow! Guess only having the ring isn't enough?

TURN SEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL tries Acid Armor! But he decides not to go with that fashion trend.
CHAKRAMSTER uses Facade! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against him!

TURN EIGHT
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Rain Dance! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against CHAKRAMSTER!


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

It's now up to you, Mr Tool! Devolve or Wheel?

[sammy0295]

I'm not gonna pretend that me forgetting to check this yesterday was any sort of holiday mercy, and I'm not certain Bellsprout is the sort of Pokemon you wanna be stuck with, but I do hope you're happy to have gotten out of a Christmas wheel.

[ARandomTool]

Much as I want to wheel, that's a 1/3 chance of a bonus to stages...

BUT WHO NEEDS ODDS, WHEN YOU HAVE RNGSUS' BLESSINGS!

SPIN IT!

[Neo Emolga]

I'm not gonna pretend that me forgetting to check this yesterday was any sort of holiday mercy, and I'm not certain Bellsprout is the sort of Pokemon you wanna be stuck with, but I do hope you're happy to have gotten out of a Christmas wheel.

Yeah, I figured most people were busy with friends and family, so I knew there was kind of a chance you might be out and about.

But hey, at least that crappy Weepinbell avatar and banner are gone! See, silver linings everywhere!


Much as I want to wheel, that's a 1/3 chance of a bonus to stages...

BUT WHO NEEDS ODDS, WHEN YOU HAVE RNGSUS' BLESSINGS!

SPIN IT!

We'll see how that goes!

*Spinzors*

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

...Woooow, going back to MS Paint after so many years of Photoshop. That's like wearing diapers again!

[Scytherwolf]

This is definitely an improvement so I'll take it.

[Chakramaster]

Yeah, I figured most people were busy with friends and family, so I knew there was kind of a chance you might be out and about.

But hey, at least that crappy Weepinbell avatar and banner are gone! See, silver linings everywhere!



We'll see how that goes!

*Spinzors*

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

...Woooow, going back to MS Paint after so many years of Photoshop. That's like wearing diapers again!

Noooooo, not the diapers! It’s like a nightmare. XD and wow the usertitle kinda fits with Bewear. Pffft xD

[Neo Emolga]

And let's see what happens today!


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MASTER RNG, wearing silly pink panties, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
Noblejanobii Voltaire Magneton

The LOONY COIN OF SAMURAI CIRCUS CLOWNS has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Bulk Up! But wearing a fluffy sweater doesn't quite help the same way!
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Drill Peck! But that would really hurt her nose!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries King's Shield! But he doesn't even have the Peasant version available.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Slash! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Signal Beam! But his strobe light just gets pesky!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Freezy Frost! But her mint gum only gives her minty fresh breath!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Forest's Curse! But the forest abstains from profanity today.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Draining Kiss! But she thinks of better ways to deal with the clogged bathtub.

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Psychic Terrain! But it just makes his head feel woozy.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Earthquake! But she can't even get a little rumble going.

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Low Kick! But it turns into squirming when you don't have feet!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Iron Defense! While eating lots of spinach is good for you, it doesn't exactly make you impenetrable.

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psystrike! But it was just in his imagination!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Prismatic Laser! But her light show only gets a party going!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Electroweb! But he just can't get it together!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Trump Card! But she feels that might mess up her Twitter stream.

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Nature Power! But Nature's feeling somewhat sleepy today.
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Mist Ball! But her fog machine was empty since last Halloween!

TURN TEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Freeze Shock! But he just short-circuits his refrigerator!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Curse! It has NO EFFECT on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON, causing NOBLEJANOBII to become overwhelmed with dismay and defeat!


VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

The ball's in your court and you've got devolve or Wheel as your options! What's it going to be?

[Noblejanobii]

Nooo my master plan!! Curse you normal types!

[Bulbasaur]

There goes one fairy! Two to go!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Whelp, that means I'm gonna be a messy Dunsparce for a longer time.

Anyways, W H E E L!

[Neo Emolga]

Nooo my master plan!! Curse you normal types!

The funny thing is you tried to Curse him and... well, we saw how that turned out. :P


Whelp, that means I'm gonna be a messy Dunsparce for a longer time.

Anyways, W H E E L!

Urp, you do realize you run the risk of giving her evolution stages by Wheeling her, right?

Welp, too late now! We know who to blame if she wins! >;P


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VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???

LMAO, I bet she's actually going to enjoy this one considering she likes anime. XD

I guess it depends on how much she... likes Mudkips. There, I said it! XD

[Neo Emolga]

And it's down to just you and me, arnisd!


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MASTER RNG, trying to get extra millage out of his purple kitty cat costume, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and ARNISD as Gallade to the battlefield!
arnisd

The CURLY COIN OF PASSIONATE RIGATONI has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Safeguard! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD opens with Smog! Nah, it turns out someone in the audience really farted hard.

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Fury Cutter! Problem is he doesn't know how to inject his scissors with adrenaline.
ARNISD attacks with Toxic Spikes! But he remembers he tossed those when they ruined the tires of his car.

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA tries Metal Sound! But dragging a rake across a chalkboard sounds like a bad idea for everyone!
ARNISD uses Leer! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA attempts Frenzy Plant! But gardening after drinking Red Bull doesn't quite have the same result!
ARNISD tries Spike Cannon! But trying to make a cannon out of a cactus has terrible results.

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Harden! But his attempt to fashion bark armor goes terribly!
ARNISD attacks with Energy Ball! And that results in an exploded soccer ball!

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA tries Guard Swap! But he doesn't have one to barter with!
ARNISD unleashes Psybeam! Apparently he missed that class! (I'm very surprised Gallade doesn't have this one)

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Stun Spore! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD attacks with Spiky Shield! Problem is he spiked up both sides!

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA uses Solar Beam! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on ARNISD!


NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Sorry, dude, but... welcome to Wheels. I'll try to make it fun, but no promises!

[Neo Emolga]

This may hurt for just a moment. ;P


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NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Apparently my Wheel loves 1s today. :P

And yeah, I know. My Wheel is horrible. Scytherwolf knows all about that. XD

[Neo Emolga]

And this is the madness we're looking at for Season 8! What a great way to bring in the new year! :D


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SEASON 8

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS BELLSPROUT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS CLEFAIRY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS MEGA SLOWBRO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MUDKIP
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS WIGGLYTUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS SALAMENCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[arnisd]

This may hurt for just a moment. ;P


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NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Apparently my Wheel loves 1s today. :P

And yeah, I know. My Wheel is horrible. Scytherwolf knows all about that. XD

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I'll get my revenge! Right after I get out of the landfill, what am I supposed to do inside this giant shell? Pretend to be a hermit crab?
NAY I tell you! https://media.giphy.com/media/aYTT0F7up1HGw/giphy.gif
I will work this out how to move on land! Even if it's the last thing I'll do! So better be prepared Neo. I'mma coming to make you a gloom again!https://media.giphy.com/media/gbuI4hOtwGKWI/giphy.gif

[Noblejanobii]

I think the best part of my new sig is you actually included my second favorite digimon. BUT NEVER THE LESS!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/26gBjmGEsrFQlj8g8/giphy.gif

I’m still ready to rock and roll!!

[Neo Emolga]

So better be prepared Neo. I'mma coming to make you a gloom again!

Sure, sure, you enjoy trying that now!

https://media.giphy.com/media/PabHuRc3luCsw/giphy.gif

By the way, you're a water type now. Mmm, grass types LOVE water types!


I think the best part of my new sig is you actually included my second favorite digimon. BUT NEVER THE LESS!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/26gBjmGEsrFQlj8g8/giphy.gif

I’m still ready to rock and roll!!

I swear, me, knowing next to nothing about Digimon, just grabbed one that could fill that empty space, so that was totally a coincidence! Although I have to admit, Lunamon actually has a nifty character design though I don't know anything about it beyond what it looks like! XD

[Noblejanobii]

I swear, me, knowing next to nothing about Digimon, just grabbed one that could fill that empty space, so that was totally a coincidence! Although I have to admit, Lunamon actually has a nifty character design though I don't know anything about it beyond what it looks like! XD

It was an amazing coincidence.

[Neo Emolga]

It's a new season! That means everyone can be a victim again!


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MASTER RNG, after mixing up his left shoe with his right shoe, yanks in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario to the battlefield!
Voltaire Magneton ARandomTool

The GREASY COIN OF PSYCHOTIC SLEEPY SHEEP has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks things off with Whirlwind! But he just blows air while running around in a circle!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with String Shot! But his can of silly string quickly goes dry!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Nasty Plot! But he fears the NSA might be watching!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Facade! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Heal Order! But he calls the wrong number and accidentally orders a pizza!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Wood Hammer! Suddenly he remembers what that missing item on his shopping list was!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Rage! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against him!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Rock Smash! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE KO strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Ouch. Quick with maximum pain!

Well, you've already had the fun of Wheeling Voltaire before and you're at your max evolution. That means devolve, and because he's at his basic stage...

...but hey, at least the vandalized Dunsparce mess is gone! And Voltaire gets to be a spiffy new Scrafty next season! See, plenty of great things to be optimistic about!

[Neo Emolga]

It's that fun, special time when we get closer together as friends!


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MASTER RNG, after realizing 4Chan rejected his new idea for a meme, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and BULBASAUR as Salamence to the battlefield!
Bulbasaur

The RED-HOT COIN OF DELICIOUS BACON has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR opens with Double Iron Bash! And he just ruined his new exercise equipment!
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Rock Slide! Apparently it wasn't supposed to involve music.

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR strikes with Powder Snow! It's confectioner's sugar!
NEO EMOLGA tries Surf! But he can't even get a puddle to move!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Zing Zap! But it just causes pesky static!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Rolling Kick! But he can't even get the rolling part going.

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR unleashes Spite! But he's actually feeling quite peachy today.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Confide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR attacks with Hydro Pump! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
NEO EMOLGA tries Assist! Turns out you need someone else on the field for that!

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR strikes with Ice Ball! Turns out soaking a tennis ball and stuffing it in the fridge takes a while!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Burn Up! It's a shame his flamethrower is still in the shop!

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR uses Pain Split! He got it mixed up with drain split and now he thinks there's going to be a plumbing problem.
NEO EMOLGA tries Shadow Force! Turns out trying to attack the darkness has laughable results.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Growl! But it comes out as a low hum instead!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Gyro Ball! And that was a waste of what could have been a good lunch!

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR uses Quiver Dance! He does some shaking and grooving!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Waterfall! Again, he can't get that one puddle to budge!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR tries Sheer Cold! But as a dragon, he doesn't even like popsicles around.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Veevee Volley! Okay, seriously, what is that?

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Grass Knot! But he doesn't feel like tying ribbons of grass around.
NEO EMOLGA uses Psywave! Well, at least it looked really cool in his imagination!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR attacks with Gust! He exhales a nice puffy breath of air!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Screech! Nah, it sounds way more like singing!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Guard Swap! Except neither of them have one to exchange!
NEO EMOLGA tries Hurricane! But flapping his arms around doesn't even get a breeze going.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Work Up! But he'd rather relax this Sunday.
NEO EMOLGA attempts Hyperspace Hole! But chanting a magic spell doesn't have the same effect!

TURN SIXTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Dizzy Punch! But he can't get a fist going with his claws!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Rage! But he's actually feeling too mellow for that!

TURN SEVENTEEN
BULBASAUR tries Aura Sphere! But he can't find the instruction booklet for that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Role Play! But he doesn't know what was in the script!

TURN EIGHTEEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Flamethrower! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on NEO EMOLGA!


BULBASAUR WINS!

Owwww ow ow ow. And it was looking so good for me for a moment there! Turns out a dancing flower has trouble against a fire-breathing dragon. Who'd a thunk it!?

Urp. Well, your choice, dude! You've got all three options open, so devolve (gawd please no), evolve, or Wheel!?

[arnisd]

Devolve him! Devolve him! :p, just throwing my two cents in there

[Neo Emolga]

Devolve him! Devolve him! :p, just throwing my two cents in there

Nah, no one wants to smell that again.

I say he should evolve and be a cool, badass Mega Salamence again! He didn't get the chance to enjoy that enough!

[Bulbasaur]

https://i.imgur.com/fEslxqM.png


devolve him

[Neo Emolga]

https://i.imgur.com/fEslxqM.png


devolve him


...

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And we're now at Round 4 of this! How exciting!

I'll remember this, dude! And you'd better remember it too the next time you're begging for mercy...

..̸͉͎̙̠̦ͅ.̢͙̹̳ą̤n̪͈͉͉d ̼̘̯y̠̥̲̗̘̤o͕̖̠͖̖u͟ ̜͔̠̬̩ḓ̩͇̟͉͠o̭̝̩̪͙̲͎n͖̘͖̲̹͔'̥t ̸g̢̣̜͖e̙̣̤t̗̲̳̀ ̼̞i̟̥̘̣t̰̪̫͖̫͔́!̡̮̺̺͉̗̯

Muha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Neo Emolga]

Because we're good at making a mess of things!


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MASTER RNG, after dunking his face in a toilet, draws in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear and NOBLEJANOBII as Mudkip to the battlefield!
Chakramaster Noblejanobii

The DEFIANT COIN OF INSIDIOUS UNICORNS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER opens with Protect! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII
NOBLEJANOBII starts with Brave Bird! She may be brave, but she's not really a birdie today.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Buzzy Buzz! But his bumblebee disguise is quickly unmasked by the Scooby-Doo gang.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Barrage! But she's only able to find two pebbles to toss around before she runs out of ammo.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Frenzy Plant! But spraying the garden with Red Bull doesn't seem to do much.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Close Combat! But she'd rather attack from a distance.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Bestow! But he doesn't know what to give!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Horn Leech! But her head fin doesn't quite do the job she was hoping it would.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Seed Bomb! But making popcorn doesn't have the same effect!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Smog! No, apparently that was someone's Taco Bell remnants!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Charge! He plugs his phone in!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Outrage! But she's feeling rather festive instead!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Ion Deluge! But his laser rifle is out of ammo!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Acrobatics! But the trapeze height freaks her out!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER uses Steamroller! But he forgot it ran out of gas!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Signal Beam! She flickers her flashlight on and off!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Spit Up! But he feels that's kind of disgusting.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Disarming Voice! She shouts but no one's arms have been blasted off!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Aromatic Mist! And it's a waste of perfectly good perfume!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Hands! She keeps her poker cards to herself!

TURN ELEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Mega Punch! He makes a great fruity beverage!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Feather Dance! Turns out it doesn't work without feathers!

TURN TWELVE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Slash! He crosses some random words out!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Rage! But she's feeling too happy and content for that!

TURN THIRTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER uses Power Trip! But he's not fond of traveling!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Celebrate! But she's a few hours too early for New Years!

TURN FOURTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Bug Bite! But he feels they wouldn't be very tasty!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Nuzzle! But she doesn't feel like getting in that close!

TURN FIFTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Take Down! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII
NOBLEJANOBII uses Electro Ball! But she can't figure out how to plug in a soccer ball!

TURN SIXTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Spiky Shield! But he can't find a cactus to hide behind!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Overheat! But it's just not hot enough outside during the winter!

TURN SEVENTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Razor Shell! But he forgot to sharpen it last night!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Swallow! She chugs a bottle of water, but doesn't know what that was supposed to do!

TURN EIGHTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Smash! He whacks a rock around but it doesn't even form a crack!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Draining Kiss! But she'd rather not smooch the clogged sink.

TURN NINETEEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Electric Terrain! But he has a hard time running voltage through the dirt!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dizzy Punch! But it turns into a silly love tap!

TURN TWENTY
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Calm Mind! But he's too wired up with energy to slow down!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Soft-Boiled! But she has no pots and can't find a stove anywhere!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Magical Leaf! But he just painted a maple leaf with rainbow colors!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Struggle! But she's still got PP left to use!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Glare! Now the sun is in his eyes!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Trop Kick! But she just lands flat on her butt!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Relic Song! But he forgot the lyrics!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Roar of Time! She reads her watch display as loud as she can!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Pin Missile! But he left his sewing kit at home!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Aromatic Mist! She blasts as much Fabreeze into the air as she can!

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Meditate! But he can't think about how that works!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Stockpile! But she finds it's rather empty!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Jump Kick! But it turns into just a hop and a wiggle!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Foresight! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on Chakramaster!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Iron Tail! But he doesn't have one to do that with!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Worry Seed! But Whole Foods didn't have those in stock today!

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER tries Electrify! But his wires just aren't long enough!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Razor Wind! But she can't run that through a sander!

TURN TWENTY-NINE
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Power Swap! But switching the plug in the outlet doesn't change anything!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Psychic Terrain! But she only just imagines it!

TURN THIRTY
CHAKRAMASTER uses Horn Leech! But he forgot he took that off last Halloween!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Frustration! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on Chakramaster!

TURN THIRTY-ONE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Clanging Scales! But he can't get his fish to make even a small ding sound!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Reflect Type! She watches herself hammer away at her keyboard with a mirror!

TURN THIRTY-TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Flash! But he finds his digital camera is out of battery power!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Flame Charge! But she finds setting her battery on fire doesn't help it regain energy!

TURN THIRTY-THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Poison Tail! But he finds just having a butt isn't good enough!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Sonic Boom! But she hasn't finished building her afterburner yet!

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Whew, that was another long one. XP

Well Chakra, you can either devolve and egg Noble or you can Wheel her. Up to you!

[Chakramaster]

Neo Emolga you aren't kidding xD. That was an intense one. It's the night before my birthday. So let's have some fun instead! Let's get that wheel a spinnin'!

[Neo Emolga]

Neo Emolga you aren't kidding xD. That was an intense one. It's the night before my birthday. So let's have some fun instead! Let's get that wheel a spinnin'!

That's right! Because Wheel time is a special time!


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CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe

Just as a precaution... Noble may disembowel you for this. XD

[Noblejanobii]

I might've except the signature and avatar are A+

[sammy0295]

They are truly beautiful.

[Noblejanobii]

https://media.giphy.com/media/WEfn3jNNuaLBu/giphy.gif

[Neo Emolga]

It's a new year, full of opportunity! Like this!


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MASTER RNG is hung-over. LADY LUCK kicks him in the butt for not being on duty today and pulls in...

SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff and ARNISD as Mega Slowbro to the battlefield!
sammy0295 arnisd

The STEALTHY COIN OF CYBORG PENGUINS has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 starts off with Acid! But she just says no to drugs!
ARNSID opens with Constrict! But oops, he left his rope at home!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 attacks with Shadow Sneak! But that seems so nefarious!
ARNISD tries Peck! But he finds it tricky without a beak!

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 strikes with Bubble! But she doesn't have soap and a plastic hoop wand!
ARNISD uses Crafty Shield! But he doesn't have his scissors and duct tape!

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 attempts Iron Defense! But eating a bunch of spinach leaves hasn't raised her defenses!
ARNISD attacks with Roar of Time! He shouts his watch display as loud as he can!

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 uses Circle Throw! She draws one in the sand but she can't pick it up to toss it!
ARNISD strikes with Solar Beam! But the sun isn't listening to him!

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 attacks with Charge Beam! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARNISD!


SAMMY0295 WINS!

Wow, that came out of the blue!

You can devolve arnisd, or you can Wheel him and get back at him for what he did to you earlier when he turned you into a scrappy Dunsparce! And that would get you your glorious Nefarious Anarchist badge!

I think the choice is obvious but it's up to you!

[sammy0295]

I'm not too angry about the dunsparce, but i do want that token. Gotta wheel ya.

[Neo Emolga]

I'm not too angry about the dunsparce, but i do want that token. Gotta wheel ya.

Mmm, yeah, I want that token, too. Congrats on getting it, but first!


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SAMMY0295 RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Lopunny (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Sudowoodo (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Remoraid (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Druddigon (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: wow that's sparkly
Theme #2: glitchy
Theme #3: stereoTYPES
Theme #4: Pink™
Theme #5: vaporwave

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Bottom Text
Usertitle #2: Back at it again at Kripsy Kreme
Usertitle #3: Blasting off again
Usertitle #4: Hi, welcome to Chili's
Usertitle #5: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It would have be soooo funny if he got Gloom, but I'm not complaining! XD

[arnisd]

Well aside from me loosing, the banner actually looks pretty neat :) And if it'd been gloom, well I'd have drawn something for that, cause karma's a *****

[Bulbasaur]

https://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Mystery-Dungeon-Explorers-of-Sky/Update%2002/82-pmdsky0268.png

[Neo Emolga]

Guh duhhh, wel i wundah who iz gunna bahtle neexct.


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MASTER RNG parachutes in and yanks...

SCYTHERWOLF as Bellsprout and SHRUIKAN as Clefairy to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf Shruikan

The COOKIE COIN OF THE TACTICAL SURFING MOOSE has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Mist! But it's just a misting water bottle!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Double Slap! But then she tries to go for Single Slap and that doesn't work either.

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN attacks with Searing Shot! But he doesn't know what kind of gun works for that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sludge Wave! But it doesn't wave back!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Storm Throw! But he can't figure out how to chuck rainclouds!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Transform! Turns out she's neither an Autobot nor a Decepticon.

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN attempts Solar Blade! But it's a cloudy day!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Mirror Shot! And now she's got lots of broken glass and seven years bad luck.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN uses Pursuit! But he's not so great at playing tag!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Water Sport! But she just can't get even a drop going!

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN strikes with Kinesis! Well, at least it worked in his daydream!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Freeze Shock! And then she short-circuits her freezer!

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes V-create! He draws a V in the sand but nothing really happens after that!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Bubble! But she forgot to pack her soap and water!

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN uses Incinerate! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on SCYTHERWOLF!


SHRUIKAN WINS!

Yikes. That was toasty.

Well dude, you've got all three options open to toy around with! Devolve, evolve, or Wheel? What's it gonna be?

[Shruikan]

I'll be nice and go with the regular devolve.

[Neo Emolga]

I'll be nice and go with the regular devolve.

Trust me, I'm sure she'll thank you for helping her shed the Bellsprout in exchange for an awesome Arcanine. XD

SEASON 9 begins now and this is what it looks like!


https://i.postimg.cc/q78yRgHV/Arena-Label.png
SEASON 9

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS GLOOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ARCANINE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS SCRAFTY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS CLEFAIRY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS DRUDDIGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS JIGGLYPUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS WIGGLYTUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS SALAMENCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

RAWK ON!


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MASTER RNG, sucking on his lollipop, draws in...

SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff and CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear to the battlefield!
sammy0295 Chakramaster

The CANDY COIN OF FRUITY PHILOSOPHY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Flamethrower! Unfortunately you need fuel for it, too.
SAMMY0295 starts up with Sky Attack! But the sky just kind of stays up there.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Stomping Tantrum! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Photon Geyser! But she can't even get the water geyser to work.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Whirlpool! But his washing machine didn't come with an attack mode.
SAMMY0295 tries Screech! But she decides she wouldn't want to hear her fingernails scraping against the chalkboard either.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Luster Purge! It instead cleans the toilet really well!
SAMMY0295 attempts Surf! But she only brought arm floaties instead of a board!

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Future Sight! But knowing the sun will set tonight doesn't really count.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Bubble Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Explosion! But he actually did cut the right wire this time!
SAMMY0295 uses Roar of Time! She shouts out the display on her watch!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Safeguard! He puts a shield in front of his locker!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Double Kick! She tries to kick with both feet at the same time but lands on her butt!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER tries Covet! But he already got enough Christmas presents!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Mud Shot! She blasts the mud with a shotgun but that doesn't really seem to do anything!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Geomancy! But he can't get his garden to grow any faster!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psycho Shift! She makes someone else go crazy on her behalf!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Gear Up! He puts on a football helmet and padding!
SAMMY0295 tries Fusion Bolt! She glues two screws together!

TURN ELEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bulldoze! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Final Gambit! She plays a Draw Four card!

TURN TWELVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Happy Hour! He gets all his drinks at a discount!
SAMMY0295 attempts Tail Slap! But she seems to be missing essential!

TURN THIRTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Rage! But he's feeling quite mellow today!
SAMMY0295 attacks with King's Shield! But the king took it back when she wasn't looking.

TURN FOURTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Blue Flare! But it still turns out red!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Nightmare! It has NO EFFECT on CHAKRAMASTER, causing SAMMY0295 to weep with defeat!


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Yeeepers, it's that feature of normal types striking again.

It's up to you, Chakra! Devolve her to Jigglypuff or Wheel her and get your Nefarious Anarchist badge?

[Chakramaster]

RAWK ON!


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MASTER RNG, sucking on his lollipop, draws in...

SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff and CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear to the battlefield!
sammy0295 Chakramaster

The CANDY COIN OF FRUITY PHILOSOPHY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Flamethrower! Unfortunately you need fuel for it, too.
SAMMY0295 starts up with Sky Attack! But the sky just kind of stays up there.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Stomping Tantrum! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Photon Geyser! But she can't even get the water geyser to work.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Whirlpool! But his washing machine didn't come with an attack mode.
SAMMY0295 tries Screech! But she decides she wouldn't want to hear her fingernails scraping against the chalkboard either.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Luster Purge! It instead cleans the toilet really well!
SAMMY0295 attempts Surf! But she only brought arm floaties instead of a board!

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Future Sight! But knowing the sun will set tonight doesn't really count.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Bubble Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Explosion! But he actually did cut the right wire this time!
SAMMY0295 uses Roar of Time! She shouts out the display on her watch!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Safeguard! He puts a shield in front of his locker!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Double Kick! She tries to kick with both feet at the same time but lands on her butt!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER tries Covet! But he already got enough Christmas presents!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Mud Shot! She blasts the mud with a shotgun but that doesn't really seem to do anything!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Geomancy! But he can't get his garden to grow any faster!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psycho Shift! She makes someone else go crazy on her behalf!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Gear Up! He puts on a football helmet and padding!
SAMMY0295 tries Fusion Bolt! She glues two screws together!

TURN ELEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bulldoze! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Final Gambit! She plays a Draw Four card!

TURN TWELVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Happy Hour! He gets all his drinks at a discount!
SAMMY0295 attempts Tail Slap! But she seems to be missing essential!

TURN THIRTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Rage! But he's feeling quite mellow today!
SAMMY0295 attacks with King's Shield! But the king took it back when she wasn't looking.

TURN FOURTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Blue Flare! But it still turns out red!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Nightmare! It has NO EFFECT on CHAKRAMASTER, causing SAMMY0295 to weep with defeat!


CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Yeeepers, it's that feature of normal types striking again.

It's up to you, Chakra! Devolve her to Jigglypuff or Wheel her and get your Nefarious Anarchist badge?

Ooooooh, Let’s just go with that wheel action again. Maybe we will see some more A+ art!

[Neo Emolga]

Ooooooh, Let’s just go with that wheel action again. Maybe we will see some more A+ art!

We'll see about that now!


https://i.postimg.cc/xjKW8CyS/Wheel-Unleash.png

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe

Urf, remind me not to be a victim of your Wheel. >.<

[Chakramaster]

We'll see about that now!


https://i.postimg.cc/xjKW8CyS/Wheel-Unleash.png

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe

Urf, remind me not to be a victim of your Wheel. >.<

Oh come now! You know you wanna be part of the Wrong Floor Rescue Team!

[sammy0295]

Sucks to loose Wigglytuff, and the cool art that came with it, but what a cool lookin banner.

[Neo Emolga]

Because wonderful mayhem comes in all kinds of different flavors!


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MASTER RNG finally woke up today and pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Gloom and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf

The FUZZY COIN OF RODEO SUPERHEROES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts with Metal Sound! She clangs two spoons together!
NEO EMOLGA opens with Techno Blast! He plays his electronic dance music extra loud!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Swagger! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Arm Thrust! And he shouts "OBJECTION!"

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Relic Song! But she forgot how the lyrics go!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Perish Song! But he doesn't know how that goes either!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Ancient Power! But it got too outdated!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Freeze-Dry! But he can't convince anyone to jump into the freezer!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Slash! But she remembers what happens to her tires last time she tried that!
NEO EMOLGA tries Meditate! But the sound of a car alarm kills his concentration!

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Taunt! But she forgot what button on the controller does that!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Magic Coat! But Burlington Coat Factory lied and it's just an average jacket!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA uses Hyper Fang! But he's afraid he might hurt his teeth!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Bestow! But she's keeping all her Christmas presents to herself!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Curse! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Cross Chop! But Norway isn't too happy with her cutting their flag in half!
NEO EMOLGA tries Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Gear Grind! But sending her watch through a coffee grinder was a decision she regrets!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Bind! But his batch of paper clips is too small to do anything!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Moonlight! But it's tough when the sun's still shining!
NEO EMOLGA uses Bouncy Bubble! But that idea goes pop pretty early.

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Clear Smog! But a hard exhale just doesn't seem to be enough!
NEO EMOLGA tries Bone Club! But yesterday's leftovers are long gone!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Lava Plume! But she's not sure how to fly it back from Hawaii!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Megahorn! Turns out he doesn't even have a Minorhorn available.

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Struggle Bug! But that seems mean to do to a poor little insect.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Amnesia! But he forgot what he's supposed to do for that!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Dragon Tail! Turns out most dragons don't have a fuzzy one like she does.
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Split! But messing around with electricity makes him kind of nervous.

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Tail Slap! But it's too soft and fluffy!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Headbutt! But he doesn't want to have to take painkillers for that later.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Imprison! But her pet cage has confusing assembly instructions!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Endure! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!



NEO EMOLGA WINS!

...

...HOW? :O

I'm honestly shocked, I thought I was beyond screwed when I saw the pairing. All it would have taken was one teensy fire move (I held my breath when Lava Plume popped up) and my butt would have been hilariously char-grilled. And funny how it wins with Endure of all things.

Third Sun Stone? Heck, I'll take it! No sense in staying Gloom just to clobber a perfectly good Arcanine avatar and banner, although this ongoing tug-of-war between Gloom and Bellossom is getting pretty hilarious. XD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

[Neo Emolga]

So how will the cookie crumble?


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MASTER RNG forgot he was wearing his ballerina outfit and yanks in...

ARNISD as Druddigon and BULBASAUR as Salamence to the battlefield! Ooh, battle of the dragons!
arnisd Bulbasaur

The EXTRA CHEESY COIN OF THE VALIANT DOLPHIN KNIGHTS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD kicks things off with Blaze Kick! But that would give him foot blisters!
BULBASAUR opens his attack with Ancient Power! But he hasn't dug that up quite yet!

TURN TWO
ARNISD strikes with Fairy Wind! But that's just blasphemy to dragons!
BULBASAUR unleashes Aqua Ring! But pouring water in a circle on the floor doesn't do anything!

TURN THREE
ARNISD attacks with Destiny Bond! But he kind of wants to do his own thing after all.
BULBASAUR tries Rock Wrecker! But he doesn't like the sound of jackhammers.

TURN FOUR
ARNISD uses Power Split! But all his cables are in a tangle!
BULBASAUR attempts Scared Fire! But throwing holy water on his candle only puts it out!

TURN FIVE
ARNISD unleashes Sky Uppercut! But punching the sky doesn't seem to have any effect on it!
BULBASAUR strikes with Sand Attack! But he used it all up for his sandbox!

TURN SIX
ARNISD attacks with Plasma Fists! But he's afraid he'll burn his hands off!
BULBASAUR uses Pollen Puff! But he doesn't want to trigger any allergies with that.

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD tries Secret Sword! And it turns out to just be a bluff after all.
BULBASAUR attempts Sludge! But he's kind of a neat freak.

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD uses Sludge Bomb! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR unleashes Nightmare! But ARNISD had his Red Bull today and is totally awake!

TURN NINE
ARNISD strikes with Dark Pulse! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR attacks with Trick! He shows ARNISD his chosen card, but he's only amused instead!

TURN TEN
ARNISD attempts Mud Sport! But he just took a shower and doesn't want to take another one!
BULBASAUR uses Tail Slap! But he didn't figure out that it isn't supposed to mean slapping your own tail.

TURN ELEVEN
ARNISD tries Strength Sap! But the kind he found is just really sticky!
BULBASAUR strikes with Charge Beam! Ironically, he forget to put that in the charger last night.

TURN TWELVE
ARNISD unleashes After You! But no way, he's proud to be going first!
BULBASAUR tries Reflect Type! He uses a mirror while he's at his keyboard!

TURN THIRTEEN
ARNISD uses Sunny Day! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the first strike against ARNISD!
BULBASAUR attacks with Bite! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARNISD attempts Chip Away! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!


ARNISD WINS!

Dang, it got really dicey at the end there!

As it stands, arnisd has already Wheeled Bulbasaur and he can't evolve, so it's a devolve into Shelgon.

[Neo Emolga]

Because... you crave this havoc. You know you do!


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MASTER RNG smears ice cream all over his face and pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Scrafty and NOBLEJANOBII as Jigglypuff to the battlefield!
Voltaire Magneton Noblejanobii

The SUPER SPICY COIN OF ITALIAN TACOS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts up with Refresh! She guzzles a can of cola but that's all that happens!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks things off with Wake-Up Slap! Turns out it works better if you use it on your opponent!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Psycho Shift! She decides to watch Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window instead!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Horn Leech! Apparently it doesn't work with his costume unicorn horn.

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Ion Deluge! But she used up all her supplies on her science fair project!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Twister! But not much happens with his left hand on a red dot and right foot on a blue dot.

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII tries Nightmare! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against her!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Phantom Force! But the phantoms are lazy today and can't be forced to do anything.

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Smelling Salts! It helps her stay awake during her own signing!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Smokescreen! But his fog machine is lost somewhere in his attic!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Dragon Rage! But throwing darts at a Dragonite picture doesn't do much for the battle!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Flash Cannon! But he just blows up a lot of cameras in the process!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Lock-On! But wearing a combination lock doesn't seem to do much.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses High Jump Kick! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Phantom Force! Turns out they're still feeling lazy today...
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Uproar! But he just shouts a lot.

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Flare Blitz! But she just burns out a lot of matches doing that.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Techno Blast! And so the whole neighborhood hears a lot of second-hand electronic dance music!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Arm Thrust! But it turns out to be more like a really fast pointing action!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Baneful Bunker! But he decides he doesn't feel like hanging out in such a place.

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Odor Sleuth! But it's tricky without a nose!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Bubble Beam! But a lot of spit and air goes just flying around instead.

TURN TWELVE!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Sacred Fire! Turns out pouring holy water over candles doesn't quite work.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Dragon Claw! It has NO EFFECT on NOBLEJANOBII, causing VOLTAIRE MAGNETON to crumble and weep in defeat!


NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Wow, poor Voltaire was one attack away from winning and isn't even a dragon type. :P It's not over until it's over, of course!

Well, up to you, Noble! You've got all three options open! Devolve, evolve, or Wheel?

[Noblejanobii]

SPIN THAT WHEEL!

[Neo Emolga]

SPIN THAT WHEEL!

Mmmm, I was so hoping you'd say that!


https://i.postimg.cc/xjKW8CyS/Wheel-Unleash.png

NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels


Ah, that was fun, what a great combo that is!

[Noblejanobii]

Also isn't that my third wheeling? I think it is!

https://media.giphy.com/media/UmLKVhZSLBQmk/giphy.gif

[Neo Emolga]

Also isn't that my third wheeling? I think it is!

https://media.giphy.com/media/UmLKVhZSLBQmk/giphy.gif

Actually, you're up to four! You've got sammy0295, Chakramaster, ARandomTool, and Voltaire Magneton who have all experienced your wrath!

Whether or not they've enjoyed it is something open for debate, but it's a fine list you've got there!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Bongo Cat Entei? N I C E

[Neo Emolga]

The last battle of Season 9!


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MASTER RNG laughs that you thought you could avoid mayhem and pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Clefairy and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario to the battlefield!
Shruikan ARandomTool

The WONKY COIN OF ROCKET PICKLES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Mega Kick! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against him!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with Trick! But the Buneary we was supposed to pull out of his hat escaped!

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN strikes with Play Rough! He breaks his X-Box controller in frustration!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Shadow Claw! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN attempts Stomping Tantrum! But he doesn't want to ruin the floorboards!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Water Shuriken! But they keep dripping away into puddles!

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN uses Attract! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final damage strike against him!


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Ow. Self-destruction is always a rough way to go.

ARandomTool, you've got devolve or Wheel + Nefarious Anarchist badge as your options! What's it going to be today?

[ARandomTool]

SPIN IT SPIN IT SPIN IT FASTER FASTER FAASSSTTTTEEEEERRRRRR

[Neo Emolga]

SPIN IT SPIN IT SPIN IT FASTER FASTER FAASSSTTTTEEEEERRRRRR

OMG OMG OMG OKAY SPINING NOW HOLY CRAP YES SEE I DON'T LIE.

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

Aww man, I miss hosting Stalkers. Maybe I should bring it back one of these days.

[Neo Emolga]

This madness that's part of a complete breakfast is what we have for Season 10!


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SEASON 10


#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ARCANINE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ENTEI
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS LOUDRED
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS DRUDDIGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS JIGGLYPUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS UNOWN
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS SHELGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Remember, early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wise but socially dead!