The Last Poster Wins! [v6]

[Metal Gear Snivy]

The Last Poster Wins Version 6! (Did PE2K ever get this far?) If YOU can go 48 hours [2 days] without anyone else posting, you win! This game will start when I say "go," go?


Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] "
[v4] DesperadoBRT
[v5] The Nonexistant Tazz

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Pe2k did not get past either V1 or V2, I don't think.

I'm probably not going to be very active this time around. You and Bulbasaur can duel each other for all I care.

[Dartz]

Derp.
I might win.

[Bulbasaur]

You only won because I'm getting busy. :|

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You mean me, right?

(It would be hilarious if this post won it. Let it win, everyone!)

[Metal Gear Snivy]

NO.

By the oath I'm under *Points at roof*, I will win!

[Commander Shepard]

How about no?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

[Desperado intensifies]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

[The Nonexistent Tazz-]

KIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *Snuggles the Espurr* KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY!!!

Pretty kitty pretty kitty PRETTYKITTYPRETTYKITTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bulbasaur]

You mean me, right?

(It would be hilarious if this post won it. Let it win, everyone!)
Yup. Don't forget that I'm a 2-time champion in Last Poster Wins, therefore, I am much more powerful then you.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THAT IS A MAYBE AND YOU KNOW IT.

[Bulbasaur]

Tis true.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TRUER THAN THE TRUTH ITSELF!!

BECAUSE IT IS TRUE THAT YOU CANNOT DETERMINE MY POWER LEVEL, WHICH MAY DRASTICALLY OUTSHINE YOURS, LIKE A SUN COMPARED TO A LIGHTBULB-OR VICE VERSA!!!

JUDGING FROM MY RATINGS, IT IS MOST LIKELY THE FORMER OF THOSE COMPARISONS.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

...Quite.

*Presses button*

[Bulbasaur]

DID YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON BREAK TAZZ?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Nope. It hasn't.

[Tazz Intensifies]

[Bulbasaur]

Oh, okay.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

[Tazz further intensifies]

INTENSIFYING!!!

[Bulbasaur]

Geez, calm down.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ninja's in a post with nothing to say.*

[Genesis]

I never won this actually.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Neither has Eternity. c:

[Bulbasaur]

I like turtles.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Winston has a factor in this, doesn't he?

It'll be hard to win or draw at this rate. It's becoming tedious to think of ways to keep you from just KOing poor Luigi immediately. Endure has priority, thankfully, so this round, I'll survive. I think.

[Bulbasaur]

Wasn't actually referring to Winston. XD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Well, he IS a Turtle...And he's doing you quite a few favors right now, isn't he?

Logical assumptions, mate.

[Bulbasaur]

Well yes, that's all true. It may as well be a reference to him.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yep. I'm trying my best to beat him. Curse you, speed disadvantage!

[Bulbasaur]

;] Winston is a fast turtle.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Winston may or may not win you this battle for reals. Granted, a Draw would be a good outcome all the same, so...There's that.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Guys, guys, this isn't the place to talk about the ASB.

So, has anyone written some good stories for the URPG lately?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Nope, not me. :P

[Bulbasaur]

I sure hope Winston will at least make a draw.

(Oops... PXR is stupid and went to page 3 instead of 4)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

It's a tight match.

In other news, on a scale of one to ten (ten being 'completely obsessed'), how obsessed are you with X and Y? I somehow have managed to abstain myself, due to busy college and other things, so 2 tops. (I know, I'm shocked.)

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Is this a general question, or just aimed towards Bulbasaur? If it's aimed at Bulba, he doesn't have it. If it's the ladder, then I'm at around a 4-5. I haven't beaten the E4 and I can't really find the motivation to. :L

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

General question for all, to answer the first thing.

I did beat the E4 in X, my main...But meh. There isn't much to do, less than even after the original BW (because in BW, there were at least routes that opened up and a healthy pack of Legends pre and post game you could go out of your way for now. Not here.) Replaying it as Y, even with a completely different team, is actually starting to bore me. Pokemon has rarely, if ever, done that. I'm suddenly regretting my choice to look at all the spoilery stuff. When/If the next gen comes out, I will attempt to refuse to look at the spoierly spoilers of spoilstein, savvy?

In other news, I haven't contacted with Knuckles on another time for a battle, if only because I haven't seen hide nor hair of the man since the 27 or sometime around then. I'm getting annoyed. I'm sitting here wondering if I should just ask the Oxymoron to DQ him and advance.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

VICTORY DENIED.

*Stress has left*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Win denied, Eh, Lucina/Quinn? We'll see who wins in the long run.

WE'LL ALL SEE!

[MichaelXD]

Hi Tazz! Miss me? Sorry about the long leave.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NO I DIDN'T.

Now the game's unwinnable again.

CURSE YOU MIKE!!! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!

[MichaelXD]

LOL, you are still the same.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

And so is Yvetal.

*Yvetal Oblivion Wing's Mike.*

[Bulbasaur]

Praying to god that Toxic will hit Luigi.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

90% CHANCE!!!!!!! 1 in 10 of guarenteed victory maybe!!!!!!!!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE!!! WILL REST JUST SCREW WITH EVERYTHING?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[MichaelXD]

Get a Pokémon with No Guard. I never taught Honedge Aerial Ace because he always hits no matter what. Therefore, Sand Attack fails.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

ONE!!! IN!!! TEN!!!

[MichaelXD]

I guarantee myself a chance of victory 100%.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal Abducts Mike's chance of Victory*

OOOOOONNNEEE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!! ONE! IN! TEN! ONEINTEN!!!

[Bulbasaur]

Looks like Winston won this for me. ;]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

GAH!

...Meh. 20 dollars, better than nothing.

[MichaelXD]

Gasp, I wonder who has Pokémon around the same level as me. I'm not even ready to take on the Lumiose gym.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

*Plans on getting Borderlands 2, ignoring Mike*

[VeloJello]

Latio, I thought you'd already played it? :O

[MichaelXD]

I have a million private matters to be dealing with right now.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

I did, but then I moved to college and couldn't bring my 360, because I had siblings who had games for it. :P I was referring to the Game of the Year edition that came out recently. I WANT IT SO BADLY. SO SO BADLY. IT SCREAMS AT ME FOR IT'S OWNERSHIP.

[Bulbasaur]

Everytime Mike posts, Yveltal abducts him?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yhea, pretty much. Might as well make it a running gag.

[Bulbasaur]

Yhea, pretty much. Might as well make it a running gag.
How would you like it if Yveltal abducted you?

[MichaelXD]

I choose Xerneas to abduct Tazz! I believe it's because that is a Fairy type on the cover of Pokémon X.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal Abducts Mike and Xerneas*

...I wouldn't, but I'm not exactly responsible for Yvetal's tastes in abduction, am I?

[MichaelXD]

You can never win, although you already did! But not this time!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

You're not allowed to win. The internet forbids you.

[Bulbasaur]

I want to be the 3 time LPW champion. :|

[MichaelXD]

I still can win.

[Bulbasaur]

You could... but I will.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal Abducts Mike*

He can't if Yvetal keeps abducting him.

(I realized I had a chance...Until mike showed up.)

[MichaelXD]

I hate it when either my internet is slow or some sites are so slow. Also I wish Stantler could abduct that Yvetal you keep talking about or that Xerneas.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike and annihilates Stantler*

Those Non-Sequitors drive me up the wall, henceforth why I will not stop posting until Mike will, and henceforth why nobody will win unless one of us is parted from the site by force. :P

[Bulbasaur]

I am patient. I can wait as long as needed to win.

[MichaelXD]

I can be on every day. The reason why I was here yesterday was because we actually went nowhere this weekend.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

And that's why nobody will win.

[Bulbasaur]

I can too.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I refuse to give up! The presence of he who gets commonly abducted by the Legendary Yvetal shall not deter me!!

[MichaelXD]

Well I refuse to let up too! I'm not giving up this time either.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

Neither is Yvetal giving up on abducting you, it seems.

[Bulbasaur]

Yveltal will never give up.

[VeloJello]

Neither will I! Someday, the Velociraptor Army will introduce a new era of peace, prosperity, and free disembowelment hugs for all!

[MichaelXD]

Here's a secret guys. I was never Max. I've always been this name the whole time.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal Abducts Mike*

Your Velociraptor army was delicious, Velocity.

[Bulbasaur]

Okay.

[MichaelXD]

Ok. No one said anything about what I said.

[VeloJello]

Latio, how do you eat an army?

[MichaelXD]

Can they eat an army? I would destroy one.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal Abducts Mike*

...Like I eat anything else. Why ask?

[MichaelXD]

I eat pasta. Why would I choose something on top of that?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Silently Ninja's in a Post*

[MichaelXD]

I can win since the person who's always posting here isn't on right now.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sadly, that isn't exactly true.

[MichaelXD]

No, it's not and here's my new Pe2k avatar.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Silently ninja's in a post while Yvetal abducts Mike*

*48 hours later*

NINJA SKILLS FOR THE WIN.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

...

*Removes Spell Counter and locks thread*