The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Metal Gear Snivy]

People post! No posting for 48 hours with the last post being yours means you win! Will you win? I don't know! Play! Have chortles!

Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] Bulbasaur
[v4] DesperadoBRT
[v5] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v6] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v7] Fantome Ecrivain

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

I FORGOT TO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS T!!!

[Bulbasaur]

I was very scared to open this thread and see if Tazz won or not.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Well, clearly I didn't...

But! I shall never give up hope that I can win again! A triple win!! THAT IS MY GOAL!!!

[Bulbasaur]

Yup. That's why we are now equal in the skill of last-posterness. But I shall change that!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I SHALL BE THE ONE CHANGING THINGS AROUND HERE!!!

Because that's what I do.

[Bulbasaur]

Is it? I could've sworn that was my job.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, I assure you, the job is mine.

[Bulbasaur]

I'm not convinced.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Behold, my KOTH skills! Behold, my ability to force the hill to change hands from it's previous owner to it's rightful one-me! Challenge me there, IF YOU DARE!!!

[Bulbasaur]

Um... what?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...King of the Hill...You know...This thread? (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?695-King-of-the-Hill!/page20)

[Bulbasaur]

Oh, I thought you were talking about this thread. That makes more sense.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...So, shall you challenge me?!

[Bulbasaur]

I'll think about it. Not feeling very creative right now.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I just made one last post on Pe2k's King of the Hill thread. The forum's been overrun by massive amounts of spam-bots, so it is highly unlikely PE2K shall return from the dead by some miracle of Ryan's realization of 'WTF is happening with my forum?!?!?!" So, I gave the place a final hoorah, declared myself Pe2k's King of the Hill, and that was that.

...I felt quite sad when I did that. It was...Something else.

[Ganyu]

*yawn*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Punches Fantome out of the thread*

NOOOOO!!! I'M NOT LETTING YOU WIN TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!

[Ganyu]

You won't win by punching, dear. ^^

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I clearly will not win by neglecting to post either...

[Bulbasaur]

Tazz just never gives up...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, I do not give up.

[Neptune's Disciple]

Looks like this could be fun...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

It can! Just make sure Yvetal abducts Mike if he ever comes on, OK? Yvetal likes abducting Mike!

[Bulbasaur]

._.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

So clooooose!

...But I will not give up that easily!

[Neptune's Disciple]

It can! Just make sure Yvetal abducts Mike if he ever comes on, OK? Yvetal likes abducting Mike!

Hahaha so I see.

Poor Mike.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

...I really don't have much to say right now. XD

[Bulbasaur]

Me neither. I'm just really tired.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TIRES?!

*throws tires at Bulbasaur*

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRES!!!

[Ganyu]

Don't drive yourself crazy xP

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

FANTOME...You've made an egregious error. You see...I'VE ALREADY DRIVEN MYSELF THERE TOMORROW!!!

[Ganyu]

You mean today, right?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF MY MADNESS!!!

...Anyways.

[Bulbasaur]

Tired does not mean tires.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIRES!!!!

*Hurls tired-out tires that are on fire at Bulbasaur*

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRES!!!!

[Bulbasaur]

I give up.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

GOOD, STOP POSTING HERE AND LET ME WIN!!!

If you lied right then and there...*Background explosions*

[Ganyu]

I'm insanity itself. Oh please.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I know you lie. You lie. You're a lying liar who lies down with lie-ons, a-lie-ons and lie-ma beans, and lies down lie-ns everywhere.

YOU LIE!!! CHIPMUNKS DO NOT LIVE IN ANTARTICA!!

[Rival Max]

Latio havent you won this enough already ?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I've only won two times! ONLY TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Bulbasaur]

GOOD, STOP POSTING HERE AND LET ME WIN!!!

If you lied right then and there...*Background explosions*
I meant that I gave up with the... tired thing.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRES!!!

*Hurls spiked, giant monster-truck sided, flaming, tired-out tires at Bulbasaur*

TIIII-IIII-IIII-IIIII-IIII-IIII-IIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRES!!!

[Dragotech]

Well geez displaying such violent brutish behavior are we?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Yes. But he's asking for it!

He seriously asked for it, you just didn't hear it.

TRUST ME, YOU JUST DIDN'T HEAR IT.

[Dragotech]

Thumb to clip
Twist pull pin
Sneak a peak
Strike a pose
FRAG OUT!

[Rival Max]

Go Dragotech !! You will surely be the winner !

[Ganyu]

._.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Shoots the grenade out of Dragotech's hand*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah NO.

[Ganyu]

Usage of lengthy typed out onomatopoeia of laughter denotes a forced script of humor masking a perturbed mind.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Alternatively...I'm trying to be funny for no real reason whatsoever. :D Did you not think of my lack of reasons?

I HAVE NO REASONS, EXCEPT WHEN I DO!

[ShadowJay]

True that.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TRUE THAT INDEED, SHADOWJAY.

[Dragotech]

I think I will speak for the sake of speaking, not really because I have anything to say.
I have spoken...

[Ganyu]

Usage of non-constructive dialog denotes boredom or alternatively antagonizing a response.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Usage of overly-analytic dialogue denotes someone of severely lacking social skills, in exchange for an overly-scientific mind. Unfortunately, I am aware that these responses are completely fabricated and henceforth lacking in any scientific substance.

Two can play at this game, mate.

[ShadowJay]

And one can just sit here, enjoying some crackers.

[Ganyu]

Attempt at putting up a psychoanalyst facade is well noted but however thin and obviously tacky. Assumption of a game towards everything denotes utter boredom in life. (Oh dear)

[ShadowJay]

I see how it is.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ninja's in a post with nothing left to say*

[Ganyu]

Why nothing?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Does it really matter to you? This thread IS a game, I DO want to win it in some manner, if I don't have anything to say, I don't. :P

[Dragotech]

I would say something but it would be irrational... so for now I will sit here... no... not over there, here!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU'RE GOING TO BE SITTING OVER THERE, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!

[Ganyu]

Someone is angsty.

[Caite-chan]

*Sits on Tazz's head*

I will sit right here!

[Bulbasaur]

How's it going, guys?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sits on Tazz's head*

I will sit right here!

:D I like this prospect. It makes me happy for some reason.

[Bulbasaur]

Is Tazz a good chair?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...I'm Tazz. But I'm not really caring right now. :D

[Ganyu]

Who named you?

[Bulbasaur]

Tazz is a nonexistent bot on XAT.

[ShadowJay]

The above statement may be true.

[Ganyu]

Mock the Shadowjay

[ShadowJay]

Eat the Fantome Ecrivain

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz is a nonexistent bot on XAT.

This is true. I mocked him, sent him off with 'THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ HAS LEFT THE BUILDING,' and decided that the name he had was incredibly awesome, especially with 'The Nonexistent' slapped upon it. That, and it spelled out TNT when abbreviated, which is doubly awesome.

The name is MADE OF WIN.

[Bulbasaur]

Cool story!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

IT'S COOLER THAN ICE!!

Or Harry Dresden, but don't tell Death's Spook that.

[Ganyu]

Sounds like a bot that tries too hard to exist. O.o

[Caite-chan]

Is Tazz a good chair?

He's a damn good chair....he keeps me warm.

[Ganyu]

That's what she said.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Kicks Fantome in the face*

[Bulbasaur]

Tazz! You should be ashamed of yourself. Go sit in the timeout chair.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Bulbasaur! You should be ashamed of yourself. Go sit in the timeout chair. And stop copying me!

[Caite-chan]

Both of you go to the circle and pick a corner and sit down.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Catie, there are no corners in a circle...

[Bulbasaur]

But... why me? D:

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You're being naughty! That's why!

[Caite-chan]

...Catie, there are no corners in a circle...

Then you didn't look hard enough.

[Akao]

Sorry guys, but I have to do it ;P

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I ALSO HAVE TO DO IT!!

WE ALL HAVE TO DO IT!!

EVERYBODY!! DO IT!!

...What are we doing?

[Ganyu]

You suggesting an innuendo?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, I don't think that's it.

[Ganyu]

What are we even supposed to be doing anyway?

[Bulbasaur]

I don't know. :X

[Caite-chan]

*Bodyslams Tazz and declares herself the victor*

[Bulbasaur]

Nope. You still have me.

[Caite-chan]

Nope. You still have me.

*Drop kicks you out*

MUAHAHAHA!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Restrains his pair*

Now, don't go and just kick them all! That's not classy! Throwing flaming tires at them? Now that's classy!

*Throws flaming tires at Bulbasaur*

[Caite-chan]

*Gives Tazz a Canadian Destroyer*

How's that for classy?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Hehehehehehe...Oooooooh, that's Classy...

*Fires the Canadian Destroyer's guns at Bulbasaur*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*slashes bullets with Cancer Claws*

I cannot allow this to happen. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. OTHER REFERENCES TO THINGS UNRELATED TO DESTROYING CANADA.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

?!?!?!

WHAT IS THIS?!?! One cannot simply slash a destroyer's bullets, even with THE Cancer Claws (Let me assure you, they are unrelated to the disease)...Unless...

LE GASP!! You must be removed from this thread to a place where your talents are of better use...But where? Hrmmmm...

*Idea*

*Punts MGS to the King of the Hill (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?695-King-of-the-Hill!/page26) thread*

*Places a link in the last sentence for convenience*

[Caite-chan]

*Dropkicks everyone*

Don't make me whip out more wrestling moves on ya'll.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Again, that's not Classy, Catie...

THIS IS CLASSY!!! *Fires his Smooth Jazz Wave Motion Gun at the opposition, sans Catie for reasons*

[Ganyu]

"Violence greatly imminent," reports Fantome, while ducking shots from a drug addict.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I have a distinct lack of addiction, sadly for you. I'm just simply crazy for the sake of chaos, so boo for you.

*Fires more shots from the Smooth Jazz Wave Motion gun at Ecrivain*

[Dragotech]

Well shoot... so much violence I had to check to see if I was on the king of the hill thread...
I was about to claim the hill through some randomly thought of way....

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You mean the spoiler trick?

[Ganyu]

Oh a Rakdos I see. Hmm. But the Tenth Guild supersedes your shallow shenanigans in every mental way.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'll just ignore you said that. I don't even know what a 'Rakdos' is, or what this '10th guild' is.

[Bulbasaur]

Everyone knows what a Rakdos is. :P

[Ganyu]

Well, you must be kidding if you don't know who they are. They're the first and most obvious guild, as it is expected with the chaotic flow of lava-red mana in their body.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...OK, fancy name for a Human. Lovely.

[Ganyu]

I'm pretty sure only the Azorius guilds have humans. And possibly the lower ranked Boros.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

To be blunt, I don't know what you're talking about, at all. It's probably relevant to me in some manner-I've been linked to all sorts of nonsense-but I've never investigated half of it. I was a little busy with the hill, and if anyone of the guilds sought me out for some reason, they were probably destroyed in the crossfire. Or were just afraid to even approach it. One of those two.

[Bulbasaur]

To be blunt, I don't know what you're talking about, at all. It's probably relevant to me in some manner-I've been linked to all sorts of nonsense-but I've never investigated half of it. I was a little busy with the hill, and if anyone of the guilds sought me out for some reason, they were probably destroyed in the crossfire. Or were just afraid to even approach it. One of those two.
I just acted like it was obvious to make you look foolish.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

To be blunt, Bulbasaur: I was not fooled by that act.

Now then, would Mr. Ecrivain here bother explaining it to the both of us?

[Bulbasaur]

To be blunt, Bulbasaur: I was not fooled by that act.

Now then, would Mr. Ecrivain here bother explaining it to the both of us?
You are being very blunt today.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Blunt as a club, Bulbasaur, blunt as a club. But not blunt like an idiot, I have a sharp mind, to be clear.

[Ganyu]

Did I involve myself in a domestic fight? If so, let me apologize for intrusion on matrimonial affairs.

[Bulbasaur]

No, you're good. Tazz is just being blunt.

[Ganyu]

Oh I see. In that case, I shall sit and wait for whatever happens next.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You, tell us what these Guilds are, as the two of us are very not aware.

[Bulbasaur]

Explain yourself, Fantome!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Hrm. I do not think he wants to explain.

We'll have to figure out what's going on with that.

[Ganyu]

Oops, I got held up by Riptide's seagull army.

What did you say? Oh, where I came into being or winked into life by a sadistic creator if you could call it, was the ecumenopolis Ravnica. On Ravnica, the ten guilds hold power under a pact of cooperative and free will, much like a coalition government, except its unstable. One of them, is the Rakdos Cult, dedicated to worshipping the demon lord of hedonism and chaos, with their mana of red and black churned into hellbroth. Your actions and thinking lie in perfect alignment with their objectives, Tazz, so I assumed you were a Rakdos follower. They especially love rockets and marred flesh.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Riptide's Seagull Army? I've heard of weirder. As for the Guilds...That's enlightening. For the record, the Ten Guilds do not have any sort of presence where I'm from (Or where I've been), so I cannot possibly have a legitimate relationship to these Rakdos figures, so breathe a sigh of relief if you were worried or anything. I have more focused goals, the needless explosions are just when I want some fun!

[Ganyu]

That's good. I might have to eliminate any opposition from other guilds.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

99% of those kinds of wipe-outs always end in ONE guy (or two), probably someone you spared for some reason, getting a huge grudge for destroying everything else, coming back after taking a thousand or so levels in bada**ery, and wiping all of you out in retaliation in an unexpectedly powerful assault that would make any action hero jealous.

It'll be interesting to see you try such an endeavor.

[Caite-chan]

*Runs in and kicks everyone and runs out*

TA DA!

[Bulbasaur]

I don't see what the point of that was.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That would be far better in KotH, where kicking people off the hill IS the name of the game. Not here, where it's just getting lucky with an inability to post.

But it's not like I don't like to see Catie, or anything. :D

[Ganyu]

99% of those kinds of wipe-outs always end in ONE guy (or two), probably someone you spared for some reason, getting a huge grudge for destroying everything else, coming back after taking a thousand or so levels in bada**ery, and wiping all of you out in retaliation in an unexpectedly powerful assault that would make any action hero jealous.

It'll be interesting to see you try such an endeavor.
What? Was that to me? If so, I'm not sure how it was pertinent... O.o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Just take that into consideration is all.

[Ganyu]

Uhhh OK.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yep! Because that's how it works. It's the Genocide Backfire, and you better believe it's done horrors for those who could worm their way around a few 'only a member of the X can defeat you' (X being a race, clan, guild, company, or something else falling into a group of some sort) by killing all of 'X.'

Savvy?

[Ganyu]

I don't think that exists in Ravnica, oh well.

[Caite-chan]

*Sits on Tazz's head*

Now you can see me all the time.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yay!

For some weird reason, I like the idea of it.

[Ganyu]

Kinky.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...

*Ninja's in a post with nothing left to say.*

[Caite-chan]

Kinky.

Just the way he likes it....LOL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hehe...I wouldn't use the word 'Kinky,' really...

[Caite-chan]

Hehe...I wouldn't use the word 'Kinky,' really...

Don't try and fool anyone....you like it kinky.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...*Slaps the post on the thread wordlessly*

[Bulbasaur]

I have nothing to say.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I find myself in the same position.

[Ganyu]

What position? O.o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The position of not having anything to say.

[Bulbasaur]

Are you sure?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Perhaps a better word to use for that sentance now would be 'was.'

Anyways...I'm bored.

[Bulbasaur]

Same. Let's be bored together.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Smashes Bulbasaur's face with a Board*

Sorry, not happening!

[Bulbasaur]

Sad face.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

colon c colon c period

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Colon C Cologne Crololololololololoooooooo!!

Also, BANDANAS!!! Because they're awesome.

[HKim]

This thread is so random.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I couldn't agree more.

[Ganyu]

So you agree less?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, I agree equally to HKim.

I made another large post for King of the Hill, on a unrelated tangent. It would have been larger, but it was getting too large as it was. :P All of that on a random whim, too.

[Ganyu]

I didn't know HKim had a numerical value. Is it rational?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...You keep making me explain things in odd ways, you know that, right?

HKim does not have a rational value, I just agree with him.

[Bulbasaur]

Nooo! You shall not win!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YES! I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!!

[Bulbasaur]

Nooope! Chuck Testa.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!! Chuck Norris!!! ATTACK!!!

[Ganyu]

So HKim is an irrational number?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HKim is not a number, Ecrivain. Now then...

Chuck Norris, go! Assault Ecrivain with your pure bada**ery!! HIT HIM SO HARD HE BECOMES CORPOREAL FOREVAHHHHHH!!!!!

[Ganyu]

You can't hit something incorporeal. Besides, this ain't KotH. *press G*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Chuck Norris cannot be beaten. He's hit restaurants so hard they've literally changed into other restaurants. He doesn't wear watches because he decides what time it is. He holds air hostage, he doens't breathe. Snakes die by biting him. His Roundhouse kicks are equivelant to Big Bangs. Chuck Norris beats Rock, Paper and Scissors.

Chuck Norris wins. End of story.

[Ganyu]

I never said I beat Chuck Norris, so by arbitrary insanity default, I win.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

There's an overriding Default: Chuck Norris Default. It goes thus: "Overriding all other defaults, Chuck Norris, in any fight except against Bruce Lee (and only Bruce Lee), shall win. End of story. No exceptions whatsoever."

As you are not Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris beats you to a pulp and wins.

[Ganyu]

Lol no

[Metal Gear Snivy]

http://entiendeanintendo.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/reggie-fils-aime.jpg

Reggie automatically beats you. Nobody's perfect. Except for Reggie. Therefore, everyone but Reggie (and Chuck Norris) aren't perfect. But this isn't KotH, right?

Also, take away the "ot" in KotH. KH. Kingdom Hearts is about to have three main story games. That's three. HALF-LIFE 3 NOT CONFIRMED

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Why did you have to say that?

Why must you rub the lack of existence of Half-Life 3 in my face?

[Ganyu]

What is that?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Deathly silence*

*Tazz uses Death Glare! Ecrivain is too scared to move!*

[Ganyu]

I'm dead already, why would I be scared of myself?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Unless 'Phantom' qualifies you as an aspect of the Grim Reaper, or you're somehow me in some really really twisted manner, I don't think giving you a Death Glare qualifies as scaring yourself. Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're death itself...

Not like there still aren't ways for Ghosts and Phantoms to die anyways! Certain realms take away the incorporeal aspects of such creatures, Greater Creatures of those realms can harm them even outside of their native realms, some universes have obtained Infinity Weapons which disrupt souls/QIPs/whatevers (and ironically prevent infinite life in this manner), Those with divine powers are basically your version of Phantoms, the magic of some realms (even the basic spells) can harm you like any sword can a human, the blows of Chuck Norris can basically do almost anything so ghost-harming isn't an exception, and so on...Spirits are not invulnerable, not at all! Just have to know what to hit them with.

[Ganyu]

I did say I was death itself a long time ago. *doubts your literacy*

*does not bother reading second paragraph*

[Bulbasaur]

I have acquired a Tazz Shield 1000. He now can not enter this thread.

[Ganyu]

It seems to be working.

[ShadowJay]

It will not keep me away though.

[Ganyu]

Well I thought that was an obvious fact.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Breaks the Tazz Shield 1000 with a flick of the wrist*

SUCH MOCKERY OF MY LACK OF EXISTENCE SHALL NOT GO AND CONTINUE EXISTING!!

[Ganyu]

Might I ask where have you been?

[Caite-chan]

Seems like Tazz does way to much talking for such a game like this.

[Ganyu]

Agreed.

[Caite-chan]

If he'd just shut his trap once in awhile. xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Gotta spice up the mood somehow, right?

[Ganyu]

I'll abstain from the spices, please.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That is NOT AN OPTION, ECRIVAIN!

[Bulbasaur]

What's your favorite kind of tree?

[Caite-chan]

The kind of tree that will let me stay home with all the snow we're getting.

[Bulbasaur]

That's a pretty good answer.

[Homura]

I'm listening to Madoka over and over D:

[Bulbasaur]

Madoka? May I ask who that is?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I doubt this person has any link to this thread...

[Bulbasaur]

Same.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NOW THEN...

*Throws MORE Spiky, Monster-Truck Sized, Tired-out Tires that are on Fire at Bulbasaur*

[♡Peek-A-Boo♡]

Bonjour, Mademoiselle ; w ; fufufu~ desu!

[Caite-chan]

*Gives everyone a little bit of the snow she got today*

[♡Peek-A-Boo♡]

The snow was so much, mehhh ; ~ ;

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

SNOW!!

*Throws Snowballs at Bulbasaur*

[Bulbasaur]

Hey! I'm weak to ice. :[

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK then...What's opposite snow? You'll probably like whatever that is...

*Idea*

FIRE!!!!

*Throws Fireballs at Bulbasaur*

[♡Peek-A-Boo♡]

//POSTS\\

o3o desu..

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Throws Fireballs at Peek-A-Boo*

BURN, BABY, BURN!!!

[Wander]

Hey no, that's Axel-san's thing D:

*secretly "borrows" Axel's chakrams*

[Bulbasaur]

Oh I see. Pick on the Bulbasaur. :|

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Pick on which Bulbasaur? I see two!!

...You do have two in your avatar. :P

[Bulbasaur]

Me. Not my avatar.

[Ganyu]

:O

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I CONCUR ECRIVAIN

SHOCKING SWERVE

BADWORD BADWORD BADWORD

OMG

NO PUNCTUATION

[Ganyu]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2b2aa6375d79e484bea1ae6c13d67dc/tumblr_mxffgkrbNV1s1hsu3o1_500.gif

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Freezing Pizza Magic?!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?!?

[Ganyu]

It means Olaf.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Olaf?!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Ganyu]

Um.

[Caite-chan]

It means YAY PIZZA......just well let it unfreeze first.

[Ganyu]

But I love cold things.

[Caite-chan]

I can actually eat my pizza cold...Lolz.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

COLD THINGS?!?!?!

WHAT DOES IT-*Dodges shots*

[Rival Max]

Now, im the last person to post which means. I clearly must be the winner.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Gotta wait 48 hours for that win to be officially official, though. And it appears I have posted last instead of you...So no win for you. :D

[Rival Max]

What I dont have 72 hours to wait for my crown give it to me now :p

[Caite-chan]

*Throws snow at everyone*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Dodges Catie's snow, directing it towards Dredd*

48 hours, not 72. Also, SNOW!!

*Throws Snow at Dredd*

[Rival Max]

*Snow in the face!*

Looks like the next 48 hours are going to be filled with snow !

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Buries JD in snow*

Yep.

[Caite-chan]

How dare you throw snow at me.

[Mr. Nyan]

SNOW WAR! *throws snow at everyones face* Also, what does the game winner gets by winning? I mean, respect? The feeling of being a winner, a worker, a important person? Or a bunch of gold? Or even a kingdom! Maybe loyal servants, lemons, cookies... You can be a hero! A king! Or just be yourself... You will surely still posting on this thread to discover what will happen! And if you win?
*someone slaps a fish onto my face*
Ouch! Er, nevermind.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

IF YOU WIN, YOU GET POWER!! A WHOLE LOT OF POWER!!

And Catie, I didn't throw snow at you. :3

[Caite-chan]

*Gives Tazz a white wash and runs*

[Rival Max]

Digs himself out. Wha did I do ?

Im going to mail a letter to the person in charge so I can get my award for the last poster right away!

[Mr. Nyan]

Power? Welp, then... *shouts* Avalanche!

[Rival Max]

The snow comes down hard and fast. Luckly I get out before Latio does. Using my hands I try to bury him alive...

He will be fine!

Now for that letter!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'M IN CHARGE.

So, no, especially not after that.

*Uses Snow Magic to freeze Dredd*

[Rival Max]

thaws and sends letter

Dear Latio,

I have been looking to win this game for a little while now. Now that I have official made the last post I would like to be considered for the hall of fame for this thread. Thank You, JD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sends back letter*

"Dear Judge Joseph Dredd,

Due to your inquiry to break the rules of the game to make it run faster (and screwing up my username AGAIN), I am now obliged to tell you the answer: No. I am also obliged to tell you that, by the inner workings of Magic and crafty craftiness, this paper will explode when you read it.

Sincerely, The Nonexistent Tazz."

*Paper explodes, sending JJD to Mars*

Well, that ought to make the message clear!

[legendary_addict]

Does that mean I win? o3o'

[Rival Max]

Its hard to read in space ! I forgot my reading glasses

I think its says

JJD you are the winner!

[legendary_addict]

It actually says, "You are not the winner, unless you post last and locked for 48 hours and get banned before you know it"

You're welcome :D

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Er-hem. It actually said thus:

*In an overly-hammy voice* Dear Judge Joseph Dredd,

Due to your inquiry to break the rules of the game to make it run faster (and screwing up my username AGAIN), I am now obliged to tell you the answer: No!!!! I am also obliged to tell you that, by the inner workings of Magic and crafty craftiness, this paper will explode when you read it!!!

Sincerely, The Nonexistent Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazz!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then it exploded in his face, sending him off-world.

[legendary_addict]

Hey mod, no stretching :P

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I DON'T STRETCH!! I TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!!

Or at least right now, because we all know I've lied before.

[legendary_addict]

Mod, less caps xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Hey, everyone likes extra ham. I don't just chew the scenery, I devour parts of the internet!

And...I'm called The Nonexistent Tazz, you know...