Avatar Role-play

[The-Hydra]

Welcome to the grand Avatar Role-play, The goofiest and biggest RP around! No forms, No need to feel like you're writing a novel, Just a place to live your wildest fantasies with other avatars! The place where the worlds of avatars collide in to one raging ball of nonsense where anyone can join in at anytime, So come on in and have some fun! This game was extremely popular on the old Pokestadium site and even more so on Pokepavillion.

Further explanation: This basically works like a normal Roleplay, But you use your avatar instead of making a character. It's a little different, Because you can basically change characters unlike a normal RP. Posts can basically just be your avatar talking without narration. Also, Since this is the fun and games, It's not necessary to make your posts long or anything. Just don't spam is all.

All though there is a few minor rules to please (OR ELSE) consider:

-All PXR game rules apply, As always.

- No Godmodding, Which basically means if your avatar is say Pikachu, You can't fly around shoot giant flamethrowers. Just keep what you do limited to your avatar's abilities.

-No totally invincible characters. You should have at least one weakness, So you can't just go around being a jerk without anyone being able to stop you.

-No more than 4 speaking characters in an avatar, Just to prevent things from getting too confusing. You can make occasional exceptions, But try not to do it too often.

-Have fun! Or don't. Really your call.

[Wander]

Ohh! Now there's another place for us to talk in!

*pouts*

But not a lot of people are posting, are they?

[Prince Vegeta]

Hmm... I seem to migrate a bit too often. I can be called nomadic at this point.

[Wander]

Ohhhh!! Vegeta-san's here too~!! *tackle hug as usual*

Oh, and he's still wearing a Santa suit!

[Prince Vegeta]

I still haven't found armor! And I don't think you want me walking around in my underwear...

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: I DON'T MIND, WHATEVER'S COMFORTABLE

[Prince Vegeta]

You're primarily naked. -_-' You don't have to worry about that kind of stuff....

[The-Hydra]

Pete: and lemee tell ya, It's great.
Larry: Although I always wanted a Tuxedo. you know, For weddings and stuff.
Big guy: POKEMON HAVE TO MANY WEDDINGS TO GO TO

[Wander]

Oh! Pokémon have weddings?! That sounds so cute~! *squeals*

[Prince Vegeta]

Uuuuggghhhh! -_-' You'll call anything cute.

[Wander]

Oh! That's actually almost true, Vegeta-san!

[Prince Vegeta]

Almost? What don't you find cute!?

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Sometimes they're cute. Other times, They're not.
Pete: To her, it's all probably cute. Even a Stunfisk wedding.
Big guy: HEY SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE STUNFISKS

[[Desolate Divine]]

Slenderman: "I like that three headed dragon thing. Make it my pet."
Little girl: "Yes Master..."

[Wander]

Hmm. . . . I'll know when I see it, Vegeta-san!

Oh, and what's a Stunfisk?

*notices Slenderman and little girl*

Ohh! There's a really tall guy with a little girl! What does that mean?

[Prince Vegeta]

Spiders, worms, I don't know anymore!

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Pet? Fine. Just so you know though, We're not house trained, We eat everything in sight, Pete's a total jerk, Big guy's dumb as a post, We have a bad habit of setting things on fire, We smell like roadkill at all times, We NEVER, EVER Shut up, And the reast is in the owner's manual with the skull on it.
Big guy: IF I KNEW WHAT EXACTLY A POST WAS I'D BE OFFENDED

[Rin Kagamine]

What!? Wew am I!? Oh, ith you, mithtew Vegeta!

[Plato Xaiver]

*looks over to Vegeta* what happened here bro, and why is there a 3 headed beast talking.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: BEATS ME
Pete: A better question is why not?
Larry: Hi.

[Plato Xaiver]

Why does the big one scream at me....is it also dumb...whats 2+2

[Rin Kagamine]

Ith you mithtew hydwa thing! Tho glad to thee you again!

[Wander]

Ohh! Cat ears!! *tackle hugs person with cat ears*

[Rin Kagamine]

Ohh! Cat ears!! *tackle hugs person with cat ears*

Caweful pwease....I am quite thmall...*purrs*

[Plato Xaiver]

Rin-san is here, and a.girl I suspect.is Icy... *takes out Pokeball* now for that pokemon

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: I DUNNO. DOES IT MATTER?
Pete: Here's a question: What's wrong with the sentence, "Whats 2+2"
Larry: Hi again.

[Plato Xaiver]

I'd rather not catch you *throws Pokeball at Magikarp instead* you're a bit annoying

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: CAN I HAVE THE MAGIKARP
Pete: Well you're a Purple hair! Never trust a purple hair, my father said.
Larrry: He was drunk 90% of the time.
Big guy: SO CAN I HAVE IT I NEED A STARTER

[Plato Xaiver]

*gives you Magikarp* good luck wit-hey my hair is silver

[Prince Vegeta]

So the sped-talking kid is back, Hajime still finds everything cute, Pete Big-guy and Larry are... doing their own thing, and now there's a teenager with grey-purple hair...
.-. I give up on trying to keep track of what any of you are talking about...

[The-Hydra]

Larry: And a wise man you are for it.
Big guy: YAY NOW TO TRAIN YOU

[Prince Vegeta]

*Raises an eyebrow* What?

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: THE MAGIKARP

[Plato Xaiver]

Vegeta-san.....do I have to calls Bills-sama

[Prince Vegeta]

Why would you get Lord Birus? There's no reason for him to come here.

[Plato Xaiver]

So you can dance.for.him again BINGO

[Prince Vegeta]

Universe 18... That gullible... Anyway, just because Birus is here, doesn't mean I have to dance. I can sit back and watch him destroy the Earth, or fight him.

[Plato Xaiver]

Didn't he beat.you without even using 1% of his power

[Prince Vegeta]

It would be a distraction for him, or to prolong his destruction of Earth. So what does it matter? He beats me so what?

[Plato Xaiver]

He beat.you in one hit.... I'll just go get some worms heh heh heh

[Rin Kagamine]

Wowms? Ew!*squirms trying to get out of Hajime's arms*

[Plato Xaiver]

Baka, these are for Vegeta not you *walks over to Vegeta* (according to the show, Vegeta is disgusted by worms)

[Rin Kagamine]

I'M NOT A BAKA! I'M NOT! >=T

Vegeta doethn't wike wowmth? Weawy?

[Wander]

Ohh! Vegeta-san doesn't like worms? What's wrong with worms?

[Rin Kagamine]

They awe thlimy and thlipewy and gwoth! Um....ma'am, could you pweath let me go?

[Plato Xaiver]

Oh Hajime-san *pats.you on the head* watch the anime

[Prince Vegeta]

Get those away from me! They're absolutely disgusting!

And don't get me started on how the hating worms thing started! It's something from my childhood that's supposed to be repressed!

[Plato Xaiver]

Oh come in Veggie-san *keeps walking towards you with bucket of worms*

[Prince Vegeta]

Get away! You sick freak!! *Jumps into a high tree branch*

[Wander]

*lets go of cat-eared girl*

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I really don't see what's wrong with worms.

[Plato Xaiver]

Really? *jumps into same tree* come on. Veggie-san

[Prince Vegeta]

Hajime, it never started because of actual worms! It was something that looked like one!

Leave me alone!! What have I ever done to you!? *Starts climbing to the top of the tree*

[Rin Kagamine]

What is all of this nonsense about!? Worms!? How childish.

[Plato Xaiver]

MY PLANET *drop kicks.you*

[Prince Vegeta]

Shut up, Ciel! They're disgusting!!



I don't know what your planet was! Leave me alone!!

[Plato Xaiver]

Your father.destroyed it, now you will pay *dumps bucket of worms on your head*

[Rin Kagamine]

Yes, I don't like them either. It's just what he's doing with them that's childish*points to Plato*

[Plato Xaiver]

Tch whatever Rin, I haven't got my revenge yet.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Jumps out of tree* My father is dead!! Why does everyone want revenge on the Saiyan race and-... *Starts gagging.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Me: *suddenly appears* Senpai....Senpai....Senpai....Ciel, do something to him.

There is no reason to.

Me: OH MY GOD CIEL I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL TO SEE YOU~!*hugs Ciel* Kawaii Ciel~!

Get off! And you didn't come for me, remember!?

Me: Who cares!?*squeezing Ciel*

[Plato Xaiver]

Yeah, so the payback goes.to you, or tarble, and I couldn't find.tarble, so yeah *roundhouse.kicks you*

[VeloJello]

Hey, only I'm allowed to do kicking! Speaking of disembowelment, anyone want a free hug?

[Plato Xaiver]

There's something about you....thats.absolutely awesome

[Rin Kagamine]

Me: A VELOC- *faints*

You play too many "video games"...

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I'll take you up on that hug. As long as you don't eat me or my kin, yeah! :D

[Prince Vegeta]

You didn't have to go after either of us! You brat! Boo hoo, your planet was destroyed, well guess what "pal"!? Mine was too! And my father was killed! So cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!


I hate hugs.... And what are you?

[Plato Xaiver]

Yeah but.you deserved it....*flacon punch*

[Rin Kagamine]

Could someone get this weirdo otaku back to her own dimension or whatever!?

Me: I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL AND ENJOYING IT!!!*squeezes Ciel* YOU ARE TOOOO CUTE!

Stop it!

[Prince Vegeta]

I was nine! I had hardly done anything! I conquered, a planet and a half in that time! How did I deserve that!?

[VeloJello]

I'm a velociraptor. What are you, anime Santa?

[Rin Kagamine]

She's finally gone...

And wh- you know what...I don't care anymore...

[Plato Xaiver]

Its you freaking.race....the Saiyans...except Goku, hes.cool, but.you and the.rest.of.your.race and die.Vegeta.


(why does my phone keep placing random periods)

[Rin Kagamine]

Its you freaking.race....the Saiyans...except Goku, hes.cool, but.you and the.rest.of.your.race and die.Vegeta.


(why does my phone keep placing random periods)


((It's a phone, that's why.))

Well...things seem to be getting a bit chaotic...

[Sonic20]

((It's a phone, that's why.))

Well...things seem to be getting a bit chaotic...

Woah, what's with that cool eyepatch?

Waaait, are you a pirate?

[legendary_addict]

......I'm lost... *goes invisible*

(In case you don't know, Victini can go invisible in the movie :3)

[Rin Kagamine]

Woah, what's with that cool eyepatch?

Waaait, are you a pirate?

Why does everyone think I'm a pirate just because I have an eyepatch?

[Prince Vegeta]

Its you freaking.race....the Saiyans...except Goku, hes.cool, but.you and the.rest.of.your.race and die.Vegeta.


(why does my phone keep placing random periods)

As if Tarble has done anything!! I don't know your race, you were conquered by my father, your business is with him not me!

[Plato Xaiver]

Yeah but hes dead, you're the next best thing

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Sorry to interrupt the history lesson. Not really.
Big guy: MY MAGIKARP KNOWS TACKLE NOW! I'M SO PROUD.

[Rin Kagamine]

HEY~! Guess who's back~!?*skips around joyfully*

[Prince Vegeta]

Yeah but hes dead, you're the next best thing

Just leave me alone! I'm not yhe happiest being right now, and you pestering like a brat, isn't helping!

[Rin Kagamine]

Vegeta-san! I like your outfit~!

*mumbles* maybe I should leave him alone...

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma thought it was a good idea to put me into this outfit... >_> I hate it.

[Rin Kagamine]

XD It looks great~! Do you like mine? Everyone else was getting dressed for the holiday, so Len chose this one for me~

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't have much of a say in this "Christmas" thing. I don't know what Christmas is, but it sounds stupid. >_>

[Rin Kagamine]

I don't have much of a say in this "Christmas" thing. I don't know what Christmas is, but it sounds stupid. >_>

That's because of the person you are, Vegeta-san. An arrogant prince with bad past experiences. But I guess you do have a heart~*hugs Vegeta*

[Prince Vegeta]

I know what I am... And why are you hugging me?

[Rin Kagamine]

Because I like you :3 You're fun to hang around, and I'm bored, so yep! *stops*
So what's on that royal Saiyan mind of yours right now, Vegeta-san?

[Prince Vegeta]

I have a wife, you know that right? And my main objective is to find where Bulma hid my armor, and other clothes, cause I want out of the Christmas apparel now.

[Rin Kagamine]

I have a wife, you know that right? And my main objective is to find where Bulma hid my armor, and other clothes, cause I want out of the Christmas apparel now.

But it's cute. And I know you have a wife, I didn't mean that I liked you in that way, I meant I like your company :3

[Prince Vegeta]

I get that. But I don't care if they're "cute" I hate them!

[Rin Kagamine]

XD You hate many things. If not the Santa Claus outfit, then put on some antlers and paint your nose red!*starts laughing*
Kidding, kidding. What kinds of things do you like, Vegeta-san?

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't get it... ._.' I don't understand Earth traditions...

.... Fighting, strength... I don't know... I think I just hate everything.

[Rin Kagamine]

I don't get it... ._.' I don't understand Earth traditions...

.... Fighting, strength... I don't know... I think I just hate everything.

So, you hate me, Hajime-senpai, Pete-kun, Larry-kun, and Big-kun, your wife, yourself, trees, the sky, the ocean, fish....*keeps listing things*

[Prince Vegeta]

Alright... Umm... I don't hate myself... And or my dead father... Umm...

[Wander]

Vegeta-san! Why do you hate everything but yourself and your dead father?

[Rin Kagamine]

Because he's Prince Vegeta. Hajime-senpai, I haven't seen you in a while either! How are the Hydreigon heads getting along?

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't know, I just sorta do. Maybe I'm not sociable, but whatever.

[Wander]

Oh, Rin-chan's here too! *tackles hugs* The three heads aren't really getting along well, as usual.

Ohh! Vegeta-san! Maybe if you get more sociable, then you would start to like more things!

[Rin Kagamine]

Does hanging with us count as social?

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't know how to like things... I get annoyed easily, so everyone can annoy me.

And I don't know, does it?

[Wander]

No, Rin-chan. Vegeta-san needs to be social with even more people!

Oh, I know! Vegeta-san should meet the rest of the Gatchaman! Sugane-senpai, Pai-Pai, Jou-san, Utsutsu-chan, and OD~san!

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't want to meet your friends, Hajime.

[Pokeman]

*flies in* What... what land is this? Hmm... Who are you people? I haven't been down to Earth since I battled Kyogre and Groundon which was 1,000 years ago...

[Rin Kagamine]

*flies in* What... what land is this? Hmm... Who are you people? I haven't been down to Earth since I battled Kyogre and Groundon which was 1,000 years ago...

Oh no, Rayquaza-sama, this isn't Earth.

And yes,Hajime-senpai, bring the Gatchaman!

[Prince Vegeta]

That dragon looks like Shenron... Heh. It's older than dirt! I thought I was old. >D

[Pokeman]

I'll stay anyways. It looks interesting... *narrows eyes at Vegeta*

[Rin Kagamine]

Anyway, Raquaza-sama, I'm Kagamine Rin! It's so nice to be in acquaintance with such a legendary creature~!*small bow*

[Prince Vegeta]

Wanna go, Dragon!? Prince of all Saiyans, full of hate and rage, never any remorse for the millions of people I've killed. Just let me go find my armor! >< BULMA!!!

[Pokeman]

I never asked to engage in combat. I was staring at your costume... what is that, honestly?

[Prince Vegeta]

You're just as boring as the rest of them! And like I know what Bulma forced me into! It has something to do with this thing called "Christmas" .... I don't know what it is, but as far as I care it's stupid.

[Pokeman]

Oh, yes, 'Christmas'. It's a holiday they celebrate based off human religion. I think it's the birthday of the idol of that religion... I heard not all humans perform this celebration though.

[Prince Vegeta]

-_-' Religion... I'm out. I'll walk around in my underwear, until I find my other clothes. *Takes off jacket and hat*

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh, yes, 'Christmas'. It's a holiday they celebrate based off human religion. I think it's the birthday of the idol of that religion... I heard not all humans perform this celebration though.

Mmm...I don't believe in all the religious stuff, but that's probably because of my programming. I think Christmas is just a time for family, friends, and love~! :3

XD I sound like one of those crazy weird people who only talk about love and world peace and stuff.

[Prince Vegeta]

I'm getting all the more reason to not wear this crap.

[Rin Kagamine]

Aww...but you look awesome in that outfit :3
You look like the most godly Santa I've ever seen! Well...you are a Saiyan Santa....

[Prince Vegeta]

*Doesn't have shirt on* I don't care. I'm going to fall for this Earthly tradition, and or go with it. I knew it was stupid, and you gave me reasons to solidify my opinion.

[Pokeman]

Who are you, blond human? *descends down to ground*

[Rin Kagamine]

*snickers* Oh, Vegeta-san...you are so funny....now put on a shirt!*throws a shirt at Vegeta's face*

Hmm? Blond human? You mean...me?

[Prince Vegeta]

Yeah no. I'm finding, my clothes, and yelling at Bulma for forcing me into this suit. You're lucky I'm not going to simply walk around in my underwear, and that I'm keeping the pants on.

[Pokeman]

Yes, you.

[Rin Kagamine]

Yes, you.

Oh, you must not've heard. I'm Kagamine Rin! Vocaloid 02, the Right Twin.

[Pokeman]

Hmm.... I know not of those species.

[Prince Vegeta]

Bet the ancient dragon hasn't heard of my race. Wiped only recently. About twenty years ago. Anyway, I'm going to go and yell at Bulma 'till I get my clothes back.

[Rin Kagamine]

Hmm.... I know not of those species.

That's because I'm technically not a species. I come from the cyber realm, I'm a Vocaloid, a voice synthesizer with personality outside of the program~!

[Pokeman]

Interesting...

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: Give me my armor back! I don't care about your holidays!
Bulma: Stop being an arrogant jerk, and just accept it! It's for one month!
Vegeta: I'll stick you in a small pod and send you to a planet a year's travel away!
Bulma: What does that have to do with anything!?
Vegeta: I don't know! I just want to see how you handle it! A month in a "Santa" suit, sounds as bad as waiting a year to get to a planet!

[Rin Kagamine]

Sounds similar to Len and my sibling arguments...

[FedoraChar]

*dramatic entrance*

Anytime is fedora time, when you're FEDORA Charmander

>:3

(Thought I'd post in here at least once. But like a secret agent, I'll probably be vanishing xD *ninja-smoke exit*)

[Wander]

Ohh! It's a talking red lizard with a fedora! So cute~!

[Rin Kagamine]

It is a cute lizard :3

And Vegeta-san is fighting with his wife.

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma: Oh! Sorry you had to over hear that. You look like a nice young girl, what's your name?
Vegeta: Hey! Don't you ignore me!
Bulma: You ignore me all the time! You're princely attitude won't allow me to ignore you!?
Vegeta: Grr... JUST GIVE ME MY ARMOR BACK!!
Bulma: Fine! It's in the attic.
Vegeta: What part of it?
Bulma: Figure it out, your majesty! *Slaps Vegeta*
Vegeta: Someone had better hold me down, before I kill a woman!

[Wander]

*holds Vegeta back*

Ah, Vegeta-san! You can't just kill your wife!

[Rin Kagamine]

Vegeta-san, you need to relax. And I'm happy to meet you, Bulma-san. Vegeta-san is just being himself, so it doesn't matter. And I'm Kagamine Rin.

[FedoraChar]

Whoa, violence... :O

*pops popcorn* :3

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: If she ticks me off enough, I will!
Bulma: Rin, Vegeta can't relax. I've tried almost everything, and he can't relax.
Vegeta: I can relax if I want to! Stop spreading your lies!
Bulma: Then relax, right now!
Vegeta: You are so lucky I'm being held back!

[Wander]

Vegeta-san! Why can't you relax?

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: I can relax! Just not this very second!
Bulma: Name one time you have been relaxed!
Vegeta: *Growls at Bulma*
Bulma: Exactly! It's against your nature to relax! You need to be more like Goku!
Vegeta: So you're saying I should take a sharp blow to the head, and be a raging moron!? I will never be like Kakarot! He's nothing more than a low-class clown!

[Rin Kagamine]

Relaxing is easy...*lies on ground and closes eyes*
Ahhh...relaxation...

[Wander]

Vegeta-san! I think what your wife means is that you should be a bit less serious and relax more!

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma: The girls get it, why can't you?
Vegeta: Because they're insane!
Bulma: Are you calling me insane?
Vegeta: ..... I was calling them insane.
Bulma: Then why can I relax?
Vegeta: I don't know! You're a woman!
Bulma: Are you saying only females can relax?
Vegeta: Yes!
Bulma: What about Goku?
Vegeta: How about I rephrase it!? Women and male morons can relax! Happy!?

[Rin Kagamine]

Vegeta-san! I think what your wife means is that you should be a bit less serious and relax more!

It's Vegeta we're talking about. Hmm...maybe I should try to be MORE serious...*starts messing with programming*

[Wander]

Ohh! A serious Rin-chan? I wonder how that's gonna be like!

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma: Rin, you don't need to be more serious. If anything stay the way you are, or you'll turn out like Vegeta.
Vegeta: Oh, so now I'm a bad influence and or something like a bad dog!?
Bulma: You are a bad influence!
Vegeta: Hajime, let me go! *Starts struggling to get free*

[Rin Kagamine]

Ohh! A serious Rin-chan? I wonder how that's gonna be like!

It's going to be a serious Rin-chan, that's what.*stops messing with program*

[Wander]

I won't let go, Vegeta-san! *tightens grip*

[Rin Kagamine]

*sigh* Vegeta-san is a Saiyan, he can get out of your grip quite easily, especially while you're not in Gatchaman form, Hajime-senpai.

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma: Calm down, and relax. Then maybe Hajime will let you go!
Vegeta: Fine! I don't know how to!
Bulma: I can get a muscle relaxer, if you want.
Vegeta: No!! I'm not going to use something that forces me to go limp!

[Rin Kagamine]

If you need to relax, Vegeta-san, try taking your stress out on something.

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: I'm trying to, but Hajime is stopping me!
Bulma: You jerk! *Slaps Vegeta again*
Vegeta: *Struggles harder, and more violently*

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: THIS IS A BAD TIME, BUT DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO EVOLVE A MAGIKARP?

[Rin Kagamine]

Big guy: THIS IS A BAD TIME, BUT DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO EVOLVE A MAGIKARP?

Get it to level 20. Simple logic.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: BUT HOW DO YOU TELL WHAT LEVEL IT IS?
Larry: It appears trainers just kinda know that kind of thing. But Hydreigons don't. Just keep grinding it on....Whatever it can even fight.

[Rin Kagamine]

Big guy: BUT HOW DO YOU TELL WHAT LEVEL IT IS?
Larry: It appears trainers just kinda know that kind of thing. But Hydreigons don't. Just keep grinding it on....Whatever it can even fight.

Use this*tosses a Pokedex at Hydreigon*it can read your level as well.

[Wander]

Ah, Vegeta-san! Calm down already! You're never going to get anywhere with violence!

[Pokeman]

*tosses 5 rare candies at hydreigon* Here. These will help. *tosses Gyaradosite* This'll be a help when he evolves.

[VeloJello]

Are you kidding? Violence is sooo important! Kill or be killed, it's a basic law of nature, and I gotta eat too!

[Rin Kagamine]

Ah, Vegeta-san! Calm down already! You're never going to get anywhere with violence!

On the contrary, it might be a good idea to let him take out his anger on a rock or tree. It might help him calm himself.

[Wander]

Hmm, maybe you're right, Rin-chan.

Oh, kill or be killed? That doesn't sound like a good life!

[Rin Kagamine]

Hmm, maybe you're right, Rin-chan.

Oh, kill or be killed? That doesn't sound like a good life!

Well it's life for many different creatures. It's one of the most basic ideas of living.

[Wander]

Ohh, I guess lots of creatures have hard lives! That's pretty sad.

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma: He needs to learn not to be as violent!
Vegeta: Want me to show you my really violent side!?
Bulma: No. And if you don't calm down I will give you a muscle relaxer!
Vegeta: You wouldn't dare!!
Bulma: Then I'll stick you in the gravity chamber and turn it on.
Vegeta: You have no idea how much I'm holding myself back!!

[VeloJello]

But other living creatures are delicious! And I've heard that velociraptors are delicious! So it's definitely a delicious life.

[Wander]

Vegeta-san, why is it so hard to relax, like Bulma says?

Oh, but it must be sad for the velociraptors because they keep getting eaten! And their family gets eaten, too! Don't you feel sad knowing that you could've eaten a family member of a velociraptor?

[Pokeman]

Rin is right. In the wild, it's Eat or Be Eaten. Relentless creatures inhabit our world, and will do anything for a tasy meal, or protection for them or their loved ones.

[Rin Kagamine]

If you two don't stop arguing and calm down right now, I'm going to cause some headaches.

[Pokeman]

If you two don't stop arguing and calm down right now, I'm going to cause some headaches.

Please don't.

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta-san, why is it so hard to relax, like Bulma says?

Vegeta: I have never relaxed once in my life. I was always on edge, and looking over my shoulder for the next battle! I was raised with violence!
Bulma: You have five minutes. If you're not calm enough in my opinion, you know what's going to happen.

[Rin Kagamine]

*sigh* So childish, really. But who cares anymore.*pulls out guitar and starts playing*

[VeloJello]

Finally, a fellow reptile - that means someone who knows how the world works! What brings you to interact with these yummy humans?

[Sir Sivelos]

*dimensional rift opens and Magolor appears*

Greetings, one and all. And Vegeta. Pleasure to see you once more. Who is that to whom you are... shouting? *gestures to Bulma*

[Pokeman]

I agree with the teal-haired woman. You need to be calm.

[Rin Kagamine]

I agree with the teal-haired woman. You need to be calm.

She's not being all that calm herself.*continues to play guitar*

[Wander]

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I really don't understand wildlife. But what I do know is that it must be a pretty hard and scary life.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh? Hajime! It's me, Magolor! I finally got what I wanted, the Master Crown! *points to the crown, which wiggles ominously*

[Pokeman]

Hmm. Humans classify me as a dragon, or reptile. But it wouldn't hurt to be classified as one. And yummy? You're a prehistoric reptile, are you not?

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: Who are you? You might have met some counter-parts, but I've never met you before.
Bulma: The teal-haired woman has a name! It's Bulma! And I'm his wife.
Vegeta: Just shut up already!! You're the reason I'm so stressed! You and that stupid kid!
Bulma: Trunks is your son!
Vegeta: And I should care why!?

[Rin Kagamine]

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I really don't understand wildlife. But what I do know is that it must be a pretty hard and scary life.

You don't understand it because you've never experienced it. I could experience wildlife if someone tinkered with my system properly. Then I could give my own view of the matter.

[Wander]

Ohh! Magolor-kun! You look so cool and cute~!

Oh? *points at Rayquaza* Are you another one of those Pokémon things? You also look so cool and cute~!

And Rin-chan, I think I'd rather not experience wildlife.

[Pokeman]

Ohh! Magolor-kun! You look so cool and cute~!

Oh? *points at Rayquaza* Are you another one of those Pokémon things? You also look so cool and cute~!

And Rin-chan, I think I'd rather not experience wildlife.

Thank you, it means much. And yes, but I am classified a legendary pokemon.

[Sir Sivelos]

Vegeta: Who are you? You might have met some counter-parts, but I've never met you before.
Bulma: The teal-haired woman has a name! It's Bulma! And I'm his wife.
Vegeta: Just shut up already!! You're the reason I'm so stressed! You and that stupid kid!
Bulma: Trunks is your son!
Vegeta: And I should care why!?
*twitches and eyes change to blood-red color* Heh. Well, if you must know, I met your universe 30 counterpart.

[Rin Kagamine]

Ohh! Magolor-kun! You look so cool and cute~!

Oh? *points at Rayquaza* Are you another one of those Pokémon things? You also look so cool and cute~!

And Rin-chan, I think I'd rather not experience wildlife.


Hm...I'd not mind a try. But I'm enjoying the singing life I've obtained through my creation.

[Wander]

Thank you, it means much. And yes, but I am classified a legendary pokemon.

Legendary Pokémon? So, does that mean that you're even more cool and powerful than all the other Pokémon?

[Sir Sivelos]

*twitches and eyes turn yellow* Urgh... This new body is taking a lot to get used too...

[Pokeman]

Vegeta: Who are you? You might have met some counter-parts, but I've never met you before.
Bulma: The teal-haired woman has a name! It's Bulma! And I'm his wife.
Vegeta: Just shut up already!! You're the reason I'm so stressed! You and that stupid kid!
Bulma: Trunks is your son!
Vegeta: And I should care why!?

I-I'm sorry, Bulma. Hello.

[Prince Vegeta]

*twitches and eyes change to blood-red color* Heh. Well, if you must know, I met your universe 30 counterpart.

Vegeta: Like I care!
Bulma: Ugh! I can't stand being with you, when you're being a brat!
Vegeta: I'm not being a brat! I'm extremely annoyed!
Bulma: You're being a bratty jerk!
Vegeta: Those are pretty much synonyms!!
Bulma: *Storms off*

[Rin Kagamine]

*twitches and eyes turn yellow* Urgh... This new body is taking a lot to get used too...

So you've gone and put on that silly crown of yours. It may cause your own destruction, but who said I had to care?

[Pokeman]

Intense.

[Sir Sivelos]

Vegeta: Like I care!
Bulma: Ugh! I can't stand being with you, when you're being a brat!
Vegeta: I'm not being a brat! I'm extremely annoyed!
Bulma: You're being a bratty jerk!
Vegeta: Those are pretty much synonyms!!
Bulma: *Storms off*
*twitches and eyes turn red* You will speak with respect to a being of my calibur. I am the wielder of unlimited power!

[Rin Kagamine]

*twitches and eyes turn red* You will speak with respect to a being of my calibur. I am the wielder of unlimited power!

Mhm, exactly, it's already starting to effect that once nice attitude of yours.

[Prince Vegeta]

*twitches and eyes turn red* You will speak with respect to a being of my calibur. I am the wielder of unlimited power!

Come at me!! I don't care who you are!! I bow to NO ONE!

[Rin Kagamine]

*sigh* You guys are childish with your fights for who's best. We don't have to have a pack order or anything. It's just like that, animals competing for dominance.

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't care what you think, Rin! I'm not fighting for dominance, I'm just being me, only more ticked off than usual!

[Sir Sivelos]

Come at me!! I don't care who you are!! I bow to NO ONE!

*twitches* Please, remove the crown, it's the only way... *twitches* ARGH!! After I am done with you, I will eliminate this foolish host's mind, and use his body to conquer this universe!

[Prince Vegeta]

Tch. Try to destroy me! I frickin' dare you!

[Rin Kagamine]

*twitches* Please, remove the crown, it's the only way... *twitches* ARGH!! After I am done with you, I will eliminate this foolish host's mind, and use his body to conquer this universe!

*jumps onto Magolor's head*

[Sir Sivelos]

Huh!? Get off of me, peasant!! *fires power orbs in random directions*

[Prince Vegeta]

Rin is of no concern to you! Your fight is with me, you freak!

[Rin Kagamine]

Huh!? Get off of me, peasant!! *fires power orbs in random directions*

*gets hit with power orb* Oh...this is just lovely....*falls off*

[Sir Sivelos]

Very well! *summons a black hole and fires blasts of... fire at Vegeta*

[Rin Kagamine]

I really hate that crown....and hate being able to do nothing because I'm only...oh whatever...I think my sy-*shuts off*

[VeloJello]

OOC: And now for something completely different!

Hullo, everyone! Name's Orville, Keeper of Time. Nice to meet you all, I'm sure!

[Prince Vegeta]

Very well! *summons a black hole and fires blasts of... fire at Vegeta*

*Goes Super Saiyan 2* Why the black hole!? You couldn't beat me in a hand to hand combat battle! So, I'll use my own kind of energy! *Shoots barrage of Ki blasts at Maglor*

[Sir Sivelos]

*teleports away from them* All is fair in war. You of all people should know that! *fires a barrage of power orbs*

[Rin Kagamine]

*turns back on* You....system....fighting....annoying....me....

[VeloJello]

H-hey! Stop that, that's not nice! *Freezes time, physically separates the two of them, unfreezes time* Now, are you going to play nice, or do I have to put you in a literal time out?

[Sir Sivelos]

*twitches* Please, take off the crown... The only way...

[VeloJello]

If you insist. I personally like my own headwear, but... *Takes the crown*

[Rin Kagamine]

*twitches* Please, take off the crown... The only way...

Sorry...lost...you!...tried....off...

[Sir Sivelos]

G-GG-GGAHAAHAHA!!!! *harsh light surrounds Magolor and his body fades away into specks of light*

[Death's Spook]

Greetings. *nods to Orville* Time Keeper, I am the Archive. But you can call me Ivy.

[VeloJello]

"Magolor, that's not healthy... Oh, hi, Ivy! I love kids - but not, to contradict popular opinion, to eat.

[Rin Kagamine]

I...going...here....cutting...stop....annoying.... bugs...

[Prince Vegeta]

Put me in time out!? I'm not five!! Besides, I can't "play nice"! I lost out on that kind of childhood!

[Sir Sivelos]

*falls out of the sky* Oof, that hurt... Huh? Oh! The scary lady! *protectively tugs on hat* A-are you okay?

[Rin Kagamine]

*falls out of the sky* Oof, that hurt... Huh? Oh! The scary lady! *protectively tugs on hat* A-are you okay?

Dee...you...see....hat...bad...having....errors... talk...help...

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh! Don't worry, I'm used to fixing the Halberd computers all the time! Mace Knight taught me! Okay, let's see... *tinkers a bit, and fixes Rin* Okay, that should do it!

[Prince Vegeta]

I was fighting someone! Then of course someone ruins it! This is why I hate everything!!

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh! Don't worry, I'm used to fixing the Halberd computers all the time! Mace Knight taught me! Okay, let's see... *tinkers a bit, and fixes Rin* Okay, that should do it!

Woah...that was quick, and I think it worked. Did you happen to tamper with any of my other settings?

[Sir Sivelos]

Um... I don't think so. I only went for the speech thing. But it worked, didn't it?

[Death's Spook]

He did not. I'm reading your code as we speak.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: How does one read code?
Pete: SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR......Someone else. I mean, What the hell is code?

[Rin Kagamine]

He did not. I'm reading your code as we speak.

*startled jump* Oh...it's you...you can see my code? Really?

[Death's Spook]

*startled jump* Oh...it's you...you can see my code? Really?

I can read everything that has ever been written, and some things that are spoken, depending. Unfortunately, I am limited in my station because of that.

[Rin Kagamine]

I can read everything that has ever been written, and some things that are spoken, depending. Unfortunately, I am limited in my station because of that.

That's crazy. I never knew anybody who could do that...*starts thinking and talking to self*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh! You think you can read the Halberd's secret data- WAIT, no, that'd be bad. Blade Knight would be smacking me into next week... ;m;

[Death's Spook]

That's crazy. I never knew anybody who could do that...*starts thinking and talking to self*

I am the Archive. It is my purpose.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey! *tugs on the Archive's dress* Don't access the Halberd's mainframe, okay? That would be real bad!

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: MY GOODNESS
Pete: A WADDLE DEE
Larry: With a hat.
Big guy: THE BEST THING EVER

[Death's Spook]

For what purpose would I need to access it? I already know everything on-

*sees Waddle Dee full on for the first time and picks him up in a hug, squeeing*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh! *hugs back* Thanks! My friend Hajime has the same reaction. Have you seen her?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*munch munch munch*

This is better than TV.

[Death's Spook]

Oh! *hugs back* Thanks! My friend Hajime has the same reaction. Have you seen her?

*puts him down, pretending to be proper* Sorry, I have not.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: WOULD YOU MIND IF I ATE THE CAT? JUST ASKING.

[Sir Sivelos]

*disappointed* Oh... Okay...

[Death's Spook]

*A small but very potent explosion occurs around Ivy's feet*

Don't. Touch. The kitty.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: WELL THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION. GOT ANY OTHER FOOD?
Pete: How do waddle dees taste? Just wondering. I wouldn't eat him. Don't worry. My number one rule is, "Don't eat anything with a hat."

[Death's Spook]

*straining to remain polite* Please don't eat anyone. I would hate to have to blow you up.

[Sir Sivelos]

W-wah! Don't eat me! *hides behind Ivy's leg*

[The-Hydra]

Pete: He's got a hat, I can't eat him.
Larry: Calm your jimmies down. Wait....What?

[Death's Spook]

I said, I would hate to have to blow you up. Or bisect you. Or drown you. Or any other number of fatal endings.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: I heard ya. A-yup.
Larry: Waddle-dee, Where did you get your hat? Are you even a sailor? I mean, You fly, Not sail...

[Death's Spook]

I'm bored.

*She pulls our a piece of paper and crayons before simply drawing, acting her own age for once*

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, Sir Meta Knight gave this hat to me when I joined the Halberd's crew... Maybe it's my uniform!

[The-Hydra]

Larry: I think a uniform requires an actual piece of clothing.
Big guy: I LOVE CRAYONS I JUST BOUGHT A PACK *Eats pack*

[Death's Spook]

*offhandedly* Hats are clothing. And as long as you don't touch my pack.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey, I just happened to have this extra pack of crayons! *hands the pack to Ivy* ...Wait, what?

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: WELL YOU CAN'T EAT THEM WITHOUT A MOUTH, SO I GUESS YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM AWAY.

[Sonic20]

Ruby: A shadow creature here? oh well, more for me :3

*pulls out crescent rose and jumps at hydregion*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey! That's not nice! Big Guy, Larry, and Pete aren't monsters (in the metaphorical sense, at least)! *throws spear to intercept the attack*