The Pun Thread (For Punny People)

[Bulbasaur]

The goal of this thread is to keep a conversation going. Here's the catch, though: Your post must include at least one pun! So, let's go!

I'm hungry, but it's too late to pig out. So I'm going to hit the hay... What are you guys doing?

[KitKate]

I'm tired of these fishy puns Eric.

[Bulbasaur]

You're too good at puns... I think you're a cheetah.

[Dragon Master Mike]

I'm hungry, but it's too late to pig out. So I'm going to hit the hay... What are you guys doing?

you don't need to go to bed, you just need a little pig-me-up!

[KitKate]

Your just chicken.

[Bulbasaur]

You're lion!

[Arrow-Jolteon]

Quit horsing around, people.

[Bulbasaur]

Hay! That's not nice.

[KitKate]

Stop being a coward!

[Bulbasaur]

You're the one who's a chicken. I wouldn't be talking.

[KitKate]

Stop dragon this on.

[Bulbasaur]

But... that's part of my purrfect plan!

[Arrow-Jolteon]

More like scaredy cat

does your hare stand on end?

[KitKate]

This thread is like pins and needles to my eyes. I'm sew done.

[Dragon Master Mike]

your pun. knit could use some work

[Ash K.]

Let's face it, all of hours suck.

[KitKate]

I fell off my chair laughing. I wish I had something to pincushion the fall.

[Dragon Master Mike]

are you going to need a stitch?

[KitKate]

No, I'm absol-utely fine.

[Ganyu]

More like disastrous if you ask me.

[Dragon Master Mike]

just dont machoke!

[Ganyu]

You sound like you are Koffing, dear.

[VeloJello]

These jokes are so deliciously terrible that I'm Weezing from laughter.

[Ash K.]

Don't turn into a Laffy Taffy. (Did I spell that right?)

[Enigmatic Emolga]

Stop talking and find that needle in the neighstack!

[KitKate]

Quit horsing around. Let's get some actual puns done.

[Bulbasaur]

I have some cheesy ones. They aren't that gouda...

[Dragon Master Mike]

Stop with those puns, your turning into a Munster!

[Ganyu]

My wanton noodles slept with my chicken soup... I didn't raise her to be promiscuous!

[Shiny Totodile]

I'd like to think I'm a Charwizard at these puns.

(but I'm not)