Adventures in genwun, Featuring Blastoyse

[The-Hydra]

Adventures in genwun (Featuring Blastoyse!) is a comic I made a while back. I figured I might as well make a thread for them here. CAUTION: These comics have a weird sense of humor. Weirder than mine. Try to remember that.

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Did you like them? Did you laugh? Did you cry? Did you get chronic diarrhea? All of the above? I sure hope so. I update these around every two weeks, so stay tuned! Or not. Either way, I'm sure you're great.

[Blaquaza]

Sure, it's a little weird and all, but I laughed out loud at them. You've got a pretty good knack for writing, even if the main character speaks like a caveman. :tongue:

[The-Hydra]

Thanks! And yes, He does talk like a caveman. Fun fact: Since he's based off the Blastoise named after Ohjay (From pokestadium) from my X nuzlocke, He was going to be named that, Buuuut I didn't want to imply Ohjay acted like the way Blastoyse does.

[Suicune's Fire]

THIS IS THE GREATEST COMIC EVER AHAHAHA! I love it so much! They're bloody brilliant. XD Your humour is priceless. I LOVE the venusaur rivalry going on there, and omg the eevee evolution "logic" is amazingly funny.

You are brilliant. Please make more. xD Also this should be in the sprite section JUST SAYING. x:


~SF.

[Dragon Master Mike]

To be completely honest, half of them didn't make sense to me, but I can't say even one of the ones that I do get didn't make me laugh. The ones that made sense to me were hilarious. IMO The Eevee one was the best.

[The-Hydra]

New comic for 2/21, Featuring Sciz!

[Suicune's Fire]

Looooool the new one! xD Tail whip and then tackle. Nice new comic. :P

[The-Hydra]

I used that strategy with my squirtle as a kid and considered myself a mad strategist. Come to think of it, I still do.

[Suicune's Fire]

Oh same. :] It's probably the best strategy for a squirtle OR a blastoise, tbh.

[The-Hydra]

Aaaaand another new comic. To be honest, I'm probably gonna keep making these things until someone tells me to stop.

Edit: Aaand another one. Dear lord, I'm like a machine.

[Rival Max]

Blastiose isnt the brightest pokmon.

[Mr. Nyan]

Welp, I would like to feature on it. You know, as a Zekrom.

[The-Hydra]

REQUEST ACCEPTED

Comic will be made whenever I think of a joke involving a Zekrom. May take a bit.

[Bloom]

None of these in particular made me laugh, but I have to say that the Acid Weepinbell comic made me have quite the case of the giggles. xD

[Dragon Master Mike]

omg, I just saw the turtwig one. It was REALLY funny.

[The-Hydra]

10th Comic hurray!

I don't do that when I blog. I swear.

[Suicune's Fire]

xD The new one! Hahaha oh Blastoyse. I love the fabrications. And the fact that he believes it's close enough to being accurate. xD

A tip: when you have a new comic, post it in your post telling us there's a new comic as well as on the front post. xD Otherwise it's sorta annoying to have to go back to the front page to see it when you could just post it under you telling us there's a new comic.


~SF.

[The-Hydra]

Yeah, you're right. I'm just a creature of habit I guess.

[Suicune's Fire]

Hahha it's fine. x) I love the comic enough to click back a page anyway. XD


~SF.

[DarkNerd]

I love these. A minor suggestion: Make more.

[The-Hydra]

New one! I'm gonna try to start making these faster. And I didn't forget about you, Nyan. Just waiting for the right time.

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[Suicune's Fire]

LOOOOOOOOL BLASTOYSE. Aww, you don't need to resort to acid, man! D: THERE ARE OTHER WAYS! I love how casual he is about the restraining order. xD And I love how one was from Bill. XDD Classic.

YAY MORE. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.


~SF.

[The-Hydra]

NEW COMIC TWO DAYS IN A ROW WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

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I MUST BE A SUPERHERO

[Rival Max]

These things are so random its awesome! Keep up the good work!

[Fistodragon]

Love these! Could i guest star as Umbreon? ;D

[The-Hydra]

Love these! Could i guest star as Umbreon? ;D

Sure! Of course, maybe I'll catch two pidgeys with one ball and make a Zekrom/Umbreon fusion appear...

Nah, JK, I'll probably think of something. Eventually.

[Rival Max]

I made this as a tribute to your comic. Hope you dont mind !

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Keep up the good work !

[The-Hydra]

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I'm pretty sure I could read this comic infinite times and get a different impression each time

I like that. It's what Blastoyse is all about. Confusing the reader for the sake of entertainment.

[Rival Max]

I tried my best to stick to the style and I added venusaur as a little jab.

[Canadian Palkia]

Gotta love these comics hydra! Keep up the good work! P.S: can I feature in one of your comics as a wooper?

[The-Hydra]

Gotta love these comics hydra! Keep up the good work! P.S: can I feature in one of your comics as a wooper?

Yes Although you were technically already in it as a Palkia but you didn't ask that time so whatevs

0 requests down...3 to go...

EDIT: MAKE IT 2

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[Fistodragon]

OMG LOL

[Suicune's Fire]

LOL I had no idea Blastoyse cared so much for professionalism mockeries. XDD Nice new comic. c:


~SF.

[Dragon Master Mike]

LOL. Thats all I to say. lol.

[Blaquaza]

Wow, these never fail to make me laugh!

Could I feature as any member of the Torchic or Treecko lines? Whatever comes to your mind first, I'd take (preferably Blaziken or Grovyle, though :3). :smile:

[The-Hydra]

And another new one!

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I'm getting a lot more ideas lately. Who knows, soon it might be almost daily o3o

but probably not

EDIT:

Finally finished Zek's request!

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[FreekyLeekyDeeky]

Oh my gosh Hydra that Arceus one LOL

can I be in one as a Farfetch'd?

[Fistodragon]

oh myy

[Dragon Master Mike]

These are hilarious. Just thought I'd mention while I'm here that I'm featuring these in my section of the weekly comic feature.

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/pokemon-trainer-sprite-comics-4-worlds-collide/

[The-Hydra]

That's cool. I like being featured. Thanks.

This was from Icy's (Swerve) request to be a 'Piplup who is obsessed with transformers..." I did my best.

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Will I actually follow through? Who knows. Stay tuned.

[Sonic20]

I am now sad you didn't use my beautiful mega blastoyse.

/shot to infinity and beyond

[The-Hydra]

I am now sad you didn't use my beautiful mega blastoyse.

/shot to infinity and beyond

I'm waiting to use that for the epic final battle

the problem is this isn't anything like DBZ so there won't be any

Oh and next in the Formtransers series:

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[Suicune's Fire]

LOL the new ones are pretty good. xD I love the idea of the Formtransers! How amusing. x) Keep it up!


~SF.

[The-Hydra]

20th comic, Hooray :D

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This is a weird comic. And for me, that's saying something.

[Canadian Palkia]

Lol everything but a venasaur. This is actually one of my new faves. Keep it up!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Insert me into the Comic-as a Typhlosion, of course. (I don't think I need to explain why to you, right?)

I'd like to see the comic itself mock the fact that Blastoyse doesn't have any known Water-Type moves-Tackle, Tail Whip and Double Team are three, and if your brief stint as Blastoyse himself in the LPW8 and ARP are any indication, Skull Bash is the 4th.

Unless you don't go by that old rule.

[Steel Lunpara]

I don't really like pixel comics. This one in particular? Pretty dumb. But you know what? You're so freaking good at dumb. I can't stop reading it, it's wonderful! It's hilarious! It's... It's some third positive adjective! Do not stop making these.

[The-Hydra]

I'd like to see the comic itself mock the fact that Blastoyse doesn't have any known Water-Type moves-Tackle, Tail Whip and Double Team are three, and if your brief stint as Blastoyse himself in the LPW8 and ARP are any indication, Skull Bash is the 4th.

Unless you don't go by that old rule.

If I think of any jokes I will probably mention that fact. However, I have two excuses up my sleeve if not:

1. I could pull a Vegeta and say that was, I dunno, universe 23 Blastoyse, whereas this one universe 64.
2. Pokémon can learn new moves.

Anyway, this may seem like a new comic, but it is actually an announcement concerning a major threat to our way of life. Roll the comic. I mean announcement.

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[Sonic20]

universe 64

universe 64

universe 64

please tell me this isn't just irony

also, can blastoyse explain what gible ever did to deserve this?

besides get a comic that might- ... BLASTOYSE YOU EVIL MONSTER

[Dragon Master Mike]

LOL. THE NEWEST ONE. LOL.

[Rival Max]

This is boarders on slander!! Slander I tells you!

Gible is going to have to bite someone else..me thinks.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Oh no.... *Digs trench and prepares to face the incoming comic war*

[Blaquaza]

Oh no.... *Digs trench and prepares to face the incoming comic war*
We should all start making comics just to cause a bigger war.

Wait, that might lead to World War Tres, a war so big the number gets converted to Spanish.

[Fistodragon]

love your edna + flonne sig =) Is it custom made?

[The-Hydra]

love your edna + flonne sig =) Is it custom made?

What? Who's Edna? Or flonne? I'll assume you posted in the wrong place.

[Suicune's Fire]

HAHA YES! I love how Blastoyse just drew the conclusion that he must be working with Venussor. XD Awesome. The comic crossovers make me happy. And haha, the last panel. XDD "Say no to most drugs." XD Also was "MESSAGE" supposed to be spelled with an F in the last panel?


~SF.

[The-Hydra]

No, it wasn't. But rather than killing the people who pointed it out (You and Rin) I decided to have the word Message officially changed to Messafe. And yes, editing the comic would be harder.

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I've used Blastoyse so many times I'm starting to think he's my own original character. I should sue Gamefreak for copyright infringement.

[Suicune's Fire]

Bahaha, nice new comic! xD That's one way to face your (or someone else's) fears! And yes, you should sue them. Whenever I see that sprite...I will forever think of Blastoyse.


~SF.

[Dragon Master Mike]

LOL. The newest one is... just... lol... I have no words to describe it... "GIRL SON" XD

[Suicune's Fire]

Haha, I can't. xD I'm not a mod here. I'm only a stickybeak. ;P

Also. "Must have." Not "must of." xD Or "must've."

ANYWAY HYDRA WHEN IS THE NEXT COMIC?!


~SF.

[Canadian Palkia]

You're getting alot better at these hydra. have you ever considered doing writing other than comics? because I actually think you'd be a great writer!

[The-Hydra]

Have I considered doing writing beyond comics? Not really. The only time I ever tried writing anything was for the PXR shiny event, but I ended up getting way too into it, and ran out of time. But maybe Ill write something eventually. Until then, I give you this.

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[Dragon Master Mike]

LOLLLL SEVEN MORE GEN 1 REMAKES XDDD

[Elbub]

Fantastic. I am disappoint that I didn't find these until today.

[Suicune's Fire]

xD Loooool Blastoyse and his superior opinions. I love it. xD Seven Gen I remakes. How could they even be different to one another? XDD Lel.

[The-Hydra]

Oooh, shiny new comic

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It appears my dad's parenting methods are leaving their mark on my psyche. (His response for most any problem: "Punch that knucklehead in the nose.")

Also, I know I have a ton of undone requests, but I like to wait for the right moment. Like a crouching puma, waiting to pounce. Well, more like a panda, but still.

[Dragon Master Mike]

lmao. "Girl Son." That's never going to get old.

Can I show up in a comic as a Leafeon (Or a Lucario, either one)?

[Suicune's Fire]

XDD Yay girl son! Wonderful response. I'm sure THAT'LL GET 'EM.


~SF.

[DarkNerd]

Girl Son has to be my second favorite character.

[Fistodragon]

GIRL SON Y U NO PUNCH HIM FOR CANDY

[The-Hydra]

Girl Son has to be my second favorite character.

You know, I should probably bring up now that the Turtwig's supposed to be Gir, but the concept of Blastoyse being a father figure to her proved funny enough to make her a recurring character.

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AND CANADIAN MAKES HIS DRAMATIC BUT ULTMATELY UNHELPFUL ENTRANCE

Also DM, your request is accepted o3o

[ShadowJay]

Haha, these are so stupid that they're actually great. I'd love to show up, possibly as a Weavile :P

[The-Hydra]

REQUEST: CONSIDER IT ACCEPTED

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A continuation for the dramatic "BLASTOYSE DONE BEEN TIPPED OVER" series.

[Dragotech]

*is too busy laughing to think of a legitimate comment*
ROFLMAO SAUCE

I just now found this series but it is so awesome.

[Blaquaza]

Have I considered doing writing beyond comics? Not really. The only time I ever tried writing anything was for the PXR shiny event, but I ended up getting way too into it, and ran out of time. But maybe Ill write something eventually. Until then, I give you this.

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This has to be one of the funniest ones. I hope that we get Gloom Green and Muk Mauve in Gen VII. :biggrin: Wait, we need to make a Blastoyse game. The evil team is Venussor and Gible clones.

And this might just be that grade-A paranoia speaking, but was the Blaziken me (Blaquaza just made me think it :3)? I'd definitely want to punch Blastoyse... For his candy. XD

[Canadian Palkia]

You know, I should probably bring up now that the Turtwig's supposed to be Gir, but the concept of Blastoyse being a father figure to her proved funny enough to make her a recurring character.

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AND CANADIAN MAKES HIS DRAMATIC BUT ULTMATELY UNHELPFUL ENTRANCE

Also DM, your request is accepted o3o

*Catches wooper and it knows ice punch*
CP: "Hmmmm... maybe the doctor was right about how much of that medication I should be taking."
Jokes aside, thanks for the comic. Probably my new fave. and the new venasaur one is hilarious.

[Fistodragon]

um wooper clearly grows arms and then later looses them after the Ice Punch impact. Duh ;o

[DarkNerd]

Well, that new knowledge makes Girl Son a very close candidate for 1st, but still 2nd.
Blastoyse FTW!

Venussor, you will rot for your insolence.

[Suicune's Fire]

THE TWO NEW ONES ARE BRILLIANT. I wonder who tripped Blastoyse up! O: I suppose we'll find out! Venussor/Vennusor must be pretty heavy. xD


~SF.

[The-Hydra]

I didn't realize until now Blastoyse was upside-down (really, I have a terrible attention span) so I guess I accidentally continued the flipped over series. THE FLIPPER SHALL SOON BE FOUND

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On another note, just so you guys don't go saying "Squirtle never eat their fathers" Blastoyse refers to the Blastoyse family line o3o

[Suicune's Fire]

Looooooool! Best family backstory. xD I love the lucario's deductions. It amuses me that he's just casually having this conversation with that lucario while he's toppled over.

[Dragon Master Mike]

LOL. Just. LOL. I have no words. I literally have no word.

[legendary_addict]

The insanity xD Looking forward to these ��

[The-Hydra]

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Man, how long will Blastoyse be tipped over. Even I don't know.

[Suicune's Fire]

Loool nachos. Of course Blastoyse would go for something like that. xD

[legendary_addict]

Lol, so much nachos xD

[The-Hydra]

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Aaaaand Blastoyse goes to court. Crap.

Oh, and I forgot to answer Blaq before. Yes, that's you o3o

[Suicune's Fire]

XD Oh wow, spoken like a true member of modern society. BLASTOYSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BACK IN THE 90s SOMEWHERE. Although that's probably when the 'trend' started. xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Brilliant. Still utterly brilliant.

A few art classes and you could write these kinds of comics. Granted, they wouldn't be Blastoyse, which is awesome, but that could be viable.

[The-Hydra]

XD Oh wow, spoken like a true member of modern society. BLASTOYSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BACK IN THE 90s SOMEWHERE. Although that's probably when the 'trend' started. xD

After all, the 90s are his home decade and what he would call "Best time to be a decade" or something. o3o


Brilliant. Still utterly brilliant.

A few art classes and you could write these kinds of comics. Granted, they wouldn't be Blastoyse, which is awesome, but that could be viable.

Make that a few art classes, a liking of Pokemon, and a head injury and I'd say you have Blastoyse wrapped up nicely.

[Blaquaza]

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Aaaaand Blastoyse goes to court. Crap.

Oh, and I forgot to answer Blaq before. Yes, that's you o3o
Are we getting Miles Edgeworth to prosecute for him? PWEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

And I don't know if. I'd have the heart to punch Blastoise in the face. Kick in the groin, on the other hand...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Are we getting Miles Edgeworth to prosecute for him? PWEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

And I don't know if. I'd have the heart to punch Blastoise in the face. Kick in the groin, on the other hand...

Why'd you kick Blastoise in the groin? Or punch Blastoise in the face? I doubt they, as a species, have done you any wrong-and if they did, you'd likely die from Hydro Pump.

Blastoyse, on the other hand? Yeah, go ahead.

[The-Hydra]

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And Tazz makes his appearance as a Lawyer, and Lightning Dash as a judge (Not at all for the sake of plot convenience o3o)

And for Blaq, Good luck. Kicking him in his shelled groin would probably break your legs.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Brilliant! BRILLIANT!

I CANNOT COHERENTLY DESCRIBE MY JOY AND LAUGHTER!

I'm going to die happy now. Unless I die to some HORRIBLE FATE that makes me forget this BEAUTIFUL MOMENT!

Hydra, you're the best. KEEP THIS UP.

[Fistodragon]

I must return as Umbreon :O

[Wander]

*coughmoreformtransersplscough*

[legendary_addict]

I'm loving these x3

Oh, and can you add me in one of them? Knowing me you probably know which Pokemon I'd like to become (or have I not told you? o3o' but still, I'm happy with anything)

[Suicune's Fire]

XD FANTASTIC ENDING. I love Tazz's "logic." Totally won him the best ending.


~SF.

[[Desolate Divine]]

May I pwease appear as a Gallade or Latios? I love your work haha

[Pokeman]

May I appear as a Mega Charizard? ((X or Y is fine))

[The-Hydra]

All requests Accepted! Just remember I already had a few so it may take a while for you to appear. And as for Formtransers, I wouldn't worry. They'll be back. Oh and Fistodragon re-appears first because I love Fistodragon best I thought of a joke with 'im quickly.

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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER THE LONGER THIS GOES ON!

It's like a dream, only I'm not unconscious!

[Dragon Master Mike]

I.... I can't even type.... This is just too funny!

[Fistodragon]

LOL

EDIT: Great comics, keep it up!

[legendary_addict]

Lol, that guy looking at his lunch is dead xD

[Fistodragon]

Lol, that guy looking at his lunch is dead xD


That would be me xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That would be me xD

*Sues you hard* See 'ya in court, Lunch perv.

[Wander]

I love how the words on the paper say "Suin' ya" xD

and more formtransers yay ;w;

[The-Hydra]

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Man, I just realized there's a lot of boxes in my comic. It appears to be the only shape I have a handle on.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That Floatzel is going to be horribly disappointed.

[Fistodragon]

*Sues you hard* See 'ya in court, Lunch perv.

>_<

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Oh, yes, perhaps it's NOW the time I should point out that, even if it was a mock case for a Law and Justice Class, I HAVE actually been a pretty good lawyer? I'll not bore you with the details, but I became somewhat infamous for making a lot of objections after that mock case...

In other words, it somehow gets even funnier knowing that it's ever-so-slightly true.

[The-Hydra]

Well whaddya know. And I just thought I was randomly casting roles. That worked out then o3o

http://oi59.tinypic.com/6pco3n.jpg

Just in case making Blastoyse get tipped for several days and totally get humilated in court wasn't enough, I figured I make his daughter date the thing he hates most just to make sure. I really must have something against this guy.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Now I must imagine Blastoyse growing a cannon (rather than, say, holding one) just to unleash heavy firepower on suckers. Thank you, Hydra. These things are the bomb in every sense of the word, except dead-on literally. They're not actually explosive, I'm sorry.

Also, I'm assuming Gir is adoptive. I cannot imagine Blastoyse mating with, well, anyone really.

[[Desolate Divine]]

Tazz: it was probably a torterra who wanted to get into Kanto haha

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

I have been stalking this thread. :O These consistently make me laugh! Keep up the good work. :D

[The-Hydra]

Also, I'm assuming Gir is adoptive. I cannot imagine Blastoyse mating with, well, anyone really.

Yes, that is the case. Blastoyse doesn't know that though because he's not 100% sure where babies come from. Currently he's got it narrowed down between the Day-care man or Switzerland.

http://oi62.tinypic.com/2h3sa2r.jpg

BLASTOYSE GETS A POSSIBLY FATAL DISEASE

GASP

I WISH I COULD STOP THIS

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Oh nooooooooo! Pokerus! That devilish disease, empowering Pokemon well beyond feasible expectations to become true monstrosities on the field of battle!

...Wait...

[Blaquaza]

Is punching him in the face when he has PokéRus a bad idea? XD

[Suicune's Fire]

Loooool at the two new comics! xD I love how Blastoyse thinks that those symptoms are so bad.

[The-Hydra]

http://oi57.tinypic.com/b6ztiv.jpg

The ongoing rivalry between Gible and Blastoyse gets uglier.

[Dragon Master Mike]

I would just like to say that this is the best counter to anything ever.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Wait, Blastoyse HAS actual money?! After I scammed him of all of it in hiring me? that horrible lawsuit that probably cost him all of his money?

I think Gible might be on the receiving end of this scam. Especially since you don't GCeA and henceforth have no points whatsoever.

That being said, I prefer the sprite comic style instead of hand from you, Hydra. I'd keep to that.

[ShadowJay]

Agreed, I enjoy the sprite style comics better as well. Nevertheless, great comic as always!

[Suicune's Fire]

XD That was fantastic. I think things like this keep these comics alive. XD Great rivalries. I love the logic that a hand drawn comic will be better. XD I loved seeing his drawn version!


~SF.

[Fistodragon]

I also love the sprite comics better =)

[The-Hydra]

Wow

I'm honored you guys think there's a chance I'm not lazy enough to continue drawing them by hand

But I am that lazy. Plus sprites are my thing o3o

http://oi57.tinypic.com/1zppg07.jpg

This comic is a little more autobiographical than I'd like to admit. So I won't.

[windsagesety]

"my draco meteor sweeps blisseys"

252+ SpA Choice Specs Hydreigon Draco Meteor vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Blissey: 198-234 (27.7 - 32.7%) -- 76.6% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery

k

0 SpA Blissey Dazzling Gleam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Hydreigon: 200-236 (61.5 - 72.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

wrecked even though no blissey should ever run dazzling gleam

[The-Hydra]

Yeah well

This Hydreigon is fresh out of gen 5

o3o

[windsagesety]

I see.

252+ SpA Choice Specs Hydreigon Draco Meteor vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Blissey: 213-252 (29.8 - 35.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
0 SpA Blissey Blizzard vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Hydreigon: 136-162 (41.8 - 49.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

wrecked again not that blissey should ever run blizzard

Also, on the topic of sweeping Blisseys with Draco Meteor, it would take even longer than 4 turns to KO one with Draco Meteor due to the Special Attack reduction. Your move, good sir.

Ok how did we start talking about this?

[The-Hydra]

Well

This Hydreigon's magic

either that or the guy who wrote it had no idea what he was doing

But I prefer the first one.

[windsagesety]

I prefer the latter, which is why I've moved out of your room and into Sivelos's.

Also the next comic needs more Sciz. o3o

[Sonic20]

Okay, Big Guy (and them others) VS Blastoyse

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Also, was I the only one who imagined blastoyse sitting in another panel after fairy toss saying

GET REKT SCRUB

[windsagesety]

Okay, Big Guy (and them others) VS Blastoyse

MAKE IT HAPPEN

252+ Atk Blastoise Tackle vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hydreigon: 49-58 (15 - 17.8%) -- possible 6HKO

BLASTOYSE WIN

[The-Hydra]

Well, I was gonna make a comic about that, but Sciz already did the math.

http://oi59.tinypic.com/27wzlty.jpg

So I made a comic about Sciz doing the math o3o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Considering Mewtwo was made explicitly to be a combative killing machine...The result of that isn't surprising in the least. But SCREW THAT BECAUSE SCIZ RUINED IT ALL!!!

CURSE YOU WINDSAGE!!! CURSE!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!

[windsagesety]

Sciz: Ruining everything since 1968.

Apparently I've been ruining everything since 30 years before I was born. Seems legit.

[Suicune's Fire]

Oh wow. Maths and pokemon...combining something I hate with something I love and it's scary. x___x But lel at the new comic. Nice one.


~SF.

[ShadowJay]

252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Night Slash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mega Mewtwo Y: 377-447 (106.7 - 126.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Well, Weavile smokes Mewtwo anyday!

[Wander]

calculations everywhere o3o

also i have a feeling everyone forgot that sciz is married to ironman and literally everyone but ssshhh

and now i demand a comic of them getting married //shot

[Blaquaza]

Apparently I've been ruining everything since 30 years before I was born. Seems legit.
You're doing the maths again! Snap out of it man!

[The-Hydra]

Apparently I've been ruining everything since 30 years before I was born. Seems legit.

Look, I had a team of top scientists calculate exactly when you started ruining everything, and the said 1968. By top scientists, I of course mean the showdown damage calculator.

http://oi60.tinypic.com/33cudr7.jpg

This is loosely based off an incident that occurred with pokeman on a showdown server o3o

[Suicune's Fire]

THE FORMTRANSERS RETURN! xD Fantastic. I'm sure Pokeman will be honoured.


~SF.

[Fistodragon]

More umbreon (I mean me) ;D

[Wander]

FORMTRANSERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE (AS POKEMON)

yes this is perfect xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

BRILLIANT! I like how he just casually mentions he's not going to be grave-robbing anymore.

[windsagesety]

Man, screw Ray. He gets to join the Formtransers while I'm still stuck robbing graves...

FAT OAF
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF

[ShadowJay]

Needs more Weavile (I am still awaiting by debut)

But great as always!

[windsagesety]

[22:48] @windsagesety: what
[22:48] @windsagesety: hang on
[22:48] @windsagesety: "By top scientists, I of course mean the showdown damage calculator."
[22:48] @Le-Hydra: yes
[22:49] @windsagesety: you knew of the damage calculators existence
[22:49] @windsagesety: AND STILL MADE ME DO THE DAMAGE CALCULATIONS
[22:49] @windsagesety: EXPLOITING B******
[22:49] @Le-Hydra: I'm lazy
[22:49] @windsagesety: FAT OAF

apparently i now have a hatred of blastoyse
i've pretty much given hydra an idea that can be used for the next 5 comics or something ridiculous like that

[Pokeman]

*drops golden watch* WOOO

Actually, I might need that later. *grabs watch and sings happily*

[windsagesety]

[23:16] @windsagesety: HYDRA
[23:16] @Le-Hydra: yes
[23:16] @windsagesety: BLASTOYSE IS THE ROMNEY TO MY OBAMA
[23:16] @windsagesety: THE REUBEN TO MY SCIZ
[23:16] @windsagesety: THE VENUSSOR TO MY BLASTOYSE
[23:16] @windsagesety: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
[23:16] @windsagesety: THIS
[23:16] @windsagesety: IS WAR

Once again, the fat oaf brought this all upon himself...
And I've now written the next 10 comics for Hydra *shot*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

[23:16] @windsagesety: HYDRA
[23:16] @Le-Hydra: yes
[23:16] @windsagesety: BLASTOYSE IS THE ROMNEY TO MY OBAMA
[23:16] @windsagesety: THE REUBEN TO MY SCIZ
[23:16] @windsagesety: THE VENUSSOR TO MY BLASTOYSE
[23:16] @windsagesety: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
[23:16] @windsagesety: THIS
[23:16] @windsagesety: IS WAR

Once again, the fat oaf brought this all upon himself...
And I've now written the next 10 comics for Hydra *shot*


*Did the shooting* BLASTOYSE SHALL LIVE FOREVER!!

OR AT LEAST UNTIL HE FINALLY DEFEATS VENUSSOR AND GIBLE IN A GLORIOUS 500-PART SUPERSTORY THEMED AROUND CABBAGE GRENADES.

BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!

[Sir Sivelos]

Viva la Blastoyse.

[The-Hydra]

http://oi58.tinypic.com/2zrdpg6.jpg

You know, I really thought Augumon was gonna win too. It's a shame. I blame hax.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

ACCURSED HAX! DENYING AGUMON THE VICTORY!

...Seriously, how did that even happen?! Critical hit hax! Multi-critical hit hax!

[Suicune's Fire]

Oh dear. xD I wonder what shenanigans they'll get up to with those on.


~SF.

[The-Hydra]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/3127ltk.jpg

Apparently the heist didn't work out. Either that or his Tube sock broke.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK, so, realistically: Blastoyse got tipped over for several days (he did get nachos), attempted to sue, failed horribly despite my grade-triple SSS defense (that's 9 times the 'S' right there!) and now has me on his a** as well as a respected writer, and his adopted daughter is dating the thing he hates the most. I'm almost positive that Gible got himself scammed in trying to fish out Points from Blastoyse (who isn't even remotely connected to GCeA outside of Gible and henceforth has none of it). And now (assuming the Tube sock broke), he's in debt to several mobsters outside of that for 1 million, and he's out of luck from all of his friends.

Yep, that's all the check marks for effective comedy misfortune right there.

I know mobsters are going to cameo as characters for this. If he even tries to fight back against them more violently, it'll either be Sciz (poised to dominate OU...Cue another fire-type) or Formtransfers ("What you mean, Attack form still banned?").

CALLING IT NOW, DON'T COPY ME, OR YOU'RE GOOD AS SUED.

[Fistodragon]

GET OUT

EDIT: YOU ATTEMPTED TO SUE ME 7 TIMES, WHO DOES THAT

[Blaquaza]

These latest comics are amazing! My parents seriously think I'm crazy when I laugh like a lunatic at them.

Can Honchkrow be the leader of the loansharks? Either him or Sharpedo would be great stereotyped. :biggrin:

[windsagesety]

I know who should be the leader of the loansharks.

http://pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/img/main-series/5/black-white/173.png

[Blaquaza]

I know who should be the leader of the loansharks.

http://pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/img/main-series/5/black-white/173.png
That. Is. BRILLIANT!

Do it, Hydra, or Cleffa will cry. You wouldn't want that, would you? :3

[windsagesety]

Do it, Hydra, or Cleffa will cry.

http://oi57.tinypic.com/wb6q8m.jpg

Hydra, would you really want this to happen?

[Fistodragon]

http://evfxonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Untitled-1.jpg

[windsagesety]

Also, unrelated thing.

[16:53] AwescizFE: joker venussor
[16:53] AwescizFE: must be canon
[16:53] %Pokeman64: yes
[16:53] %Pokeman64: YES

I blame Pokeman.

[Blaquaza]

http://oi57.tinypic.com/wb6q8m.jpg

Hydra, would you really want this to happen?
Seeing that sprite made me sad.

You couldn't live with Cleffa AND me being sad, could you Hydra?

[windsagesety]

http://oi60.tinypic.com/2d0xvlv.jpghttp://oi57.tinypic.com/wb6q8m.jpg

Hydra, do you really want th- Ok I'll stop.

[Blaquaza]

http://oi60.tinypic.com/2d0xvlv.jpghttp://oi57.tinypic.com/wb6q8m.jpg

Hydra, do you really want th- Ok I'll stop.
Don't stop, we need to give him an ultimate guilt trip.

I've forgot what we were discussing before I got sad. XD

[The-Hydra]

Unfortunately for all of you, the Loan sharks don't appear yet.

http://oi58.tinypic.com/2r2p4xw.jpg

Aaaaaaand he's in jail now. I suspect at this rate of bad decision-making he will soon destroy himself. So sit back and enjoy the show o3o

[Blaquaza]

Noooooooooooo, Blastoyse has a criminal record now. Let's hope he doesn't drop the soap.

And Cleffa's crying can be held off until we meet the loansharks. Mine too.

[Fistodragon]

NOT THE SOAP. ANYTHING BUT THE SOAP

[Suicune's Fire]

XD For Mew's sake, Blastoyse. You're hopeless. I'll wait to see how this plays out.

[The-Hydra]

Fortunately, Blastoyse was sprung due to the fact that A) he never held a weapon or threatened anybody, so he technically didn't break the law, and B) he has a lazy writer and C) he's too attractive for prison.

http://oi61.tinypic.com/iy3arr.jpg

Cleffa can get eaten, right? You guys didn't say anything about that o3o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Wow, brilliant turnaround. Blastoyse eating the gang leader. I'm going to guess the Honchkrow's going to slowly back away. After all, the Creepypasta definitely didn't fare any better...And it was a lot bigger than the Cleffa was.

Also, wow, how cruel. You made him eat the Cleffa. I call it grade-A comedy.

[Blaquaza]

Meh, eaten or not eaten, I'm happy! :D

Nobody is crying, which is good. Cleffa would cry, but digestion is a powerful thing.

[Fistodragon]

blastoyse apparently can eat his problems away....

[The-Hydra]

Yes. Yes he can. It's a great skill to have.

http://oi61.tinypic.com/scg86o.jpg

Mad props to Sciz for the "Return of Venussor" screen o3o

[windsagesety]

I approve of this and not just because I made the "GAME OVER RETURN OF VENUSSOR" thing ;)

Also, Blastoyse as Link... I'm sure Zelda would probably prefer being kidnapped by Ganondorf (or Venussor in this case) than being saved by him xP

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

It wasn't very obvious. If he had done it ON the puddle of water instead of in front of it...Might have been more obvious. Or if he had been tilting in the second panel as he said 'Whoops!' or something of that nature.

ON the other hand, that is incredibly amusing. GG, you're on your back AGAIN Blastoyse.

[Canadian Palkia]

Being a long-time zelda fan, I thought the puddle was a chu, the weakest enemy in practically every game. otherwise, I can't wait to see what happens next now that he's tipped over again.

[Suicune's Fire]

Both are brilliant. xD I love how he ate that cleffa. Very tactical way to dispose of someone in your path!

And LOL the puddle one! Nice job, as always. xD


~SF.

[The-Hydra]

http://oi60.tinypic.com/2pquihf.jpg

I'm kind of ashamed I have 43 comics and this is my first fart joke. I should have at least 10 by now. Alas.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That's awesome. Granted, fart jokes are overrused, feel proud.

Or not. WHATEVER SUITS YOU.

[Suicune's Fire]

xD Wow, 43 comics already? Good effort, bro. I very much enjoyed that fart joke. XD I think the in-cave atmosphere needs a darker background to give it a cave-like feel though. AND WOW, NO BLASTOYSE THIS TIME.

[Canadian Palkia]

*le gasp*
no blastoyse? Wooper sue. Will own in court.

[The-Hydra]

*counter-sues*

http://oi62.tinypic.com/28qq73d.jpg

And Shadowjay appears several weeks after asking to. And he also gets called a Nutcase. Here at Blastoyse Co., we put the reader first.

[Suicune's Fire]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL Missingno.! It made its way from the Daily Pokemon Opinions to Blastoyse's realm! xD Nice.

[Dragon Master Mike]

I haven't actually posted in a while, but ive been reading and leaving a like on all of your comics. I still find them hilarious

[ShadowJay]

Woo yay finally!! Awesome comic although the nutcase comment was rather hurtful :(

[Sonic20]

Yes. Yes he can. It's a great skill to have.

http://oi61.tinypic.com/scg86o.jpg

Mad props to Sciz for the "Return of Venussor" screen o3o

Wait, venussor has followers that were plotting to use blastoyse's blood to revive venussor?

Dear gods... it's worse than we thought.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Wait, venussor has followers that were plotting to use blastoyse's blood to revive venussor?

Dear gods... it's worse than we thought.

As I was intending to say yestarday but glitchy posts decided to become a thing...

This alone has made me want to make a WAR team named thus: THE LEGIONS OF BLASTOYSE THAT ARE EXTREMELY DEDICATED TO ERADICATING VENUSSOR, or TLOBTAEDTEV. However, I'm already in a WAR team and I don't think it'll do. Until the Parody wars...Or the next one.

[The-Hydra]

http://oi62.tinypic.com/2eqctgp.jpg

Venussors and Venusaurs are totally different. Trust me. It's just only Blastoyse knows the difference.

[Shadow Chibite]

Wow. Just because Blastoyse is dumb doesn't mean he isn't wily. :V

[Fistodragon]

rofl what

[sammy0295]

Wait, does this mean there's a Charizard around here somewhere?
And... a Blastoise?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Wait, does this mean there's a Charizard around here somewhere?
And... a Blastoise?

Yes, of course. Blastoyse is a distinct species from Blastoise-it seems to be a base form, for starters. The son also consumes the father for his Blastoyse powers.

Not sure if either will debut.

[Fistodragon]

Blastoyse meets Blastoise. Please make it happen pleaseeee

[windsagesety]

Honestly, I think one image can summarize everyone's reaction to this entire topic.

http://i59.tinypic.com/5ev95f.png

[Wander]

NOOO

NOT THE HAIL HYDRA

and anyway you're doing it wrong you don't yell it you always gotta whisper it into friends' ears

[DarkNerd]

HAIL!!! HYDRA!!!

And so Blastoise =/= Blastoyse?
Interesting...

[The-Hydra]

*Totally not going to make the Hail Hydra pic avatar*

http://oi61.tinypic.com/302yv43.jpg

The goldfish was probably gonna brutally murder him anyway if he put him in the will anyway.

[Fistodragon]

LOL

[DarkNerd]

Now give the goldfish to a frat house...

[Suicune's Fire]

Ahahahah a fish in his will. I love how easily convinced he was!

[The-Hydra]

http://oi57.tinypic.com/6i3zn5.jpg

That guy is good. Word on the street says he's got a level 11 Sewaddle. Better watch out, E4.

[Fistodragon]

oh my LOL

[DarkNerd]

Yes, the small adorable one always wins!
I was going to follow that with some very inappropriate mention of Cleffa, so be aware that I do remember Cleffa. Just cant explain here, on this PG site.

[The-Hydra]

Yes, that would be inappropriate.

http://oi59.tinypic.com/208i8nq.jpg

It's a shame, too. He worked hard on those Banners.

[Suicune's Fire]

XD The Blastoyse religion of...? Blastoysianity? Brilliant banners, by the way.

[The-Hydra]

Back after not posting a new one for a while!

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2h3mmj8.jpg

The fact that I started this comic 3 days ago and just finished it now shows you just how lazy I am o3o

[The-Hydra]

Update time. And it's a rare double-whammy! Wowzers!

http://oi58.tinypic.com/5npxt2.jpg

Now, I know I've technically thrown this pun around before, but not in these comics, and hey, come on, it's a great pun.

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2ywsrd3.jpg

You can never go wrong with making fun of gen 1 sprites and gen 6 Pokemon.

Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed this double whammy, because this kind of burst of energy from me is as rare as a solar eclipse. Maybe rarer. I don't feel like checking right now.

[Suicune's Fire]

SHIFT HAPPENS. HAHAHA, that's great. Hey, you could have done a Blastoyse comic for the bad joke Humour week. xD

AND LOL the garbodor one! I love it. xD Poor Green Mew.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Uh. What Pokemon is that? I saw it and thought it was a fakemon. I honestly can't tell what it is.

[Suicune's Fire]

Uh. What Pokemon is that? I saw it and thought it was a fakemon. I honestly can't tell what it is.

Uhhh...what? xD Are you...what, are you serious??? How can you be serious? o-o And dude.


Poor Green Mew.

[Dragon Master Mike]

[color=#ff6c00][font=arial]Uhhh...what? xD Are you...what, are you serious??? How can you be serious? o-o And dude.

OH MY GOD POOR MEW.

[Suicune's Fire]

I KNOW RIGHT?! I think it's sorta funny you've never seen that sprite before and couldn't identify it! XDD Hilarious. Also nice coding.

[The-Hydra]

You crazy kids, how do you live not knowing all of the Pokemon green sprites by heart/shot

Also, I've decided to start updating these in pairs of two or so rather than one-at-a-time, so then I won't have to double post as much. And hey, if one sucks to you, then you've got another. Which may also sucks. If the third one sucks as well, you should probably give up on these comics.

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2uzrq55.jpg

See? He can't even think of any good reasons. Typical Charyzard.

http://oi60.tinypic.com/1zvec7t.jpg

GASP! CONTINUITY COMIC! STAY TUNED, FOLKS.

[DarkNerd]

Charyzard, you cray cray. None of that matters, Blastoyse is Blastoyse, much better than Toyseblast.

[Steel Lunpara]

Sigh, this is the start of a new story arc, isn't it? This isn't going to be pretty. He isn't going to be pretty.

[Dragon Master Mike]

lololol. "Thank heavens, I thought you were being reasonable for a second" Made me laugh so hard.

[The-Hydra]

Sorry, this update took so long, lazy creator technical difficulties.

http://oi61.tinypic.com/2ufazas.jpg

Credits to the great and honorable Sciz for making the beautified Blastoyse sprite. If you need a sprite, I recommend bothering him.

http://oi57.tinypic.com/29csw0z.jpg

Cannon envy/fear/confusion.

[Dragon Master Mike]

lmao, that's hilarious. Red lipstick XD.

[The-Hydra]

Might as well update while I have teh interwebz

http://oi59.tinypic.com/ercxau.jpg
You know, I wonder what would happen if these guys mega evolved. Would their cannons be even bigger? Would they revert to the norm? Would they fall off? If only the guy who made these knew.

http://oi61.tinypic.com/osttvd.jpg
Man, that would be weird. A male Chansey. Gad, I'm getting nauseous thinking about it. Why does this Blastoyse comic guy have to put these thoughts in my head?

[Suicune's Fire]

The-Hydra Sorry it's taken me so long to comment, but ahhahaa, the red lipstick thing was genius! And the cannon enhancement thing is just pure gold. XD

I really hope you intend to continue this!

[The-Hydra]

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL

Let's celebrate with a grand dumping of comics

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2w7ffv5.jpg

http://oi60.tinypic.com/qrkpqh.jpg

http://oi60.tinypic.com/3535xug.jpg

http://oi60.tinypic.com/5ocf0n.jpg

http://oi60.tinypic.com/xljxhf.jpg

http://oi58.tinypic.com/1zbqhhu.jpg

http://oi59.tinypic.com/nzkt9x.jpg

http://oi62.tinypic.com/2s6a7au.jpg

http://oi61.tinypic.com/2lmt11v.jpg

http://oi60.tinypic.com/3169ths.jpg

http://oi61.tinypic.com/24b5emp.jpg

http://oi60.tinypic.com/4uxrls.jpg

http://oi59.tinypic.com/2505m47.jpg

http://oi57.tinypic.com/19r3t2.jpg

http://oi58.tinypic.com/24es202.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RK7rCpX.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/qHpU9m4.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/pDmuLCO.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/Ar15vDk.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/ExvUXi3.png

http://i.imgur.com/JxEHAgC.png

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER.

Hoorah for Blastoyse!

[Dragon Master Mike]

YES! Praise Blastoyse!

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Good to see you (and Blastoyse) again :D I love the Dunsparce one XD

[Bulbasaur]

I propose Blastoyse voiceovers. I'd participate.

[The-Hydra]

I propose Blastoyse voiceovers. I'd participate.

I don't even know how this would work but it has my full support regardless if it involves any animating on my part then prepare to witness why I do a sprite comic

http://i.imgur.com/87J9Bn0.png?1
Who wouldn't go to an amusement park that had the motto, "Furry mascot, Fried food, Metal swinging things, it's all here, so come on down". I certainly would.

http://i.imgur.com/FSjM77P.png?1
PLOT TWIST: For once, instead of making Blastoyse wear a hat, for this story I had Blastoyse BE the hat. So clever I am.

Note to self: Find out if I can get a job writing episodes of the Twilight Zone.

Note to Self: Find out if the Twilight Zone is still on the air.

[Steel Lunpara]

PLOT TWIST: For once, instead of making Blastoyse wear a hat, for this story I had Blastoyse BE the hat. So clever I am.
Okay, good, that's so much less horrifying than what I managed to see it as. I thought Blastoyse was wearing a costume, and it wasn't quite big enough and his head was poking through, and dear lord did it look painful. Admittedly, the non-caveman speech should have tipped me off.

[Dragon Master Mike]

lmao. That is somehow both terrifying and hilarious.

[Suicune's Fire]

XDDDD "Sure was a nice ekans."

THEY WERE SO FUNNY. I LOVED ALL OF THEM. <3

[The-Hydra]

I reckon it's time for an update, as it's been almost two weeks. I'll try to start updating more frequently from now on, but you know, with [insert excuses that really don't work since I still somehow end up with several hours of free time a day here] it's hard, but I'll promise to try harder, but no promises. or Trying harder.

http://i.imgur.com/ZJBSR9r.png

I've gotta say, I'm pretty damn proud of myself for the fancy Blastoyse. It's the most artistic effort I've ever put into this comic. That's probably not saying a lot though.

http://i.imgur.com/WPBH024.png

What is it with Blastoyse and building things? Perhaps it;s because when looking at a building he has constructed, imagine the pride he must feel. Thousands of people go in and out of his building every day, performing key parts of their daily lives. If this building were to vanish, their lives could be affected very negatively. It must give Blastoyse an immense sense of pride. It is perhaps just his own way, as a living creature aware of his inevitable death, of coping with mortality. By building, he believes he can live on his own way, and will live on forever in the hearts of the people, even though deep down, he knows this is impossible. Or is it perhaps an excuse by me to keep reusing the Wooper joke? We may never know for sure.

[Bulbasaur]

It took me 2 minutes to figure out that the "I" was an "I" and not an "O".

[Suicune's Fire]

I know, right? That I is really not cool. xD Who does 'I's like that? Blastoyse. Nice update, Hydra. xD I love the running joke of Girl Son.

[The-Hydra]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *update comes crashing through ceiling*

http://i.imgur.com/JDhloUf.png?1

It is a well-known fact that in the comic world any living creature who realizes they have at least a million dollars will immediately grow a Top hat, monocle, and bow tie. Even fungus.

http://i.imgur.com/rctVhQu.png?1

No disrespect in any way* intended towards the great and honorable Zek, who is a magnificent man and if you need someone to appear in a comic I strongly recommend bothering him

*Oh, except for the google eyes, those are pretty disrespectful even by my standards

[The-Hydra]

HEYHEYHEY UPDATE TIME

I know it's been only six days instead of the usual two weeks, but what can I say? I had the itch.*

http://i.imgur.com/JD4zhWi.png
From my (poor) memory, this is only the second time Blastoyse has cried, and both times were about Venussor. I guess giant poisonous flower dinosaurs make us all emotional.

http://i.imgur.com/CMq6H4P.png
Blastoyse and courtrooms are like......me and not thinking of good analogies. But yeah, I do feel like I bring up law a little much. Perhaps it's to send a sort of "don't act like Blastoyse" message, but it's probably too late for that. It's more likely an excuse to draw even more boxes.

*Come to think of it, I should probably get it checked by a doctor.

[Sir Sivelos]

This'll be interesting. Good thing Fire-types are ineffective against Water-types...

[legendary_addict]

I haven't been up to date with Genwun, omigersh. I just got back up to date now xD

[The-Hydra]

This'll be interesting. Good thing Fire-types are ineffective against Water-types...

Unfortunately for Blastoyse, they don't resist lawsuit types.

http://i.imgur.com/BnvTCJ5.png?1

This same thing actually applies to me sometimes- I often think of a great idea for a Blastoyse comic/series, then realize I've done it before. Ah, for the days when I didn't have any history, plot, or characters to remember. so yeah basically the same thing as now

http://i.imgur.com/iTFrVON.png?1

This may be the dumbest joke I have ever done. It might be the dumbest Pokemon comic in history. Perhaps just the dumbest thing I will ever do/create.

I'm so proud ;3;

[legendary_addict]

Cloister the Milkman. Omg xD

[The-Hydra]

It's been two weeks of staring at my monitor drooling, so time for another update!

http://i.imgur.com/xgER019.png?1

I'm not a fellow who dislikes mixing his Pokemon with his real-world logic, but stealth rock is the one thing that gets me thinking. How would that work? If a a Delibird had a pebble in his shoes, how many steps would it be until he fainted from pain? 2? 4? 10? 100? This is the kind of thing that keeps me up all night. Also me watching TV instead of actually sleeping. But mostly this.

http://i.imgur.com/9guMSql.png?1

Jeepers, what kind of wacky, harebrained misadventures will that Blastoyse* get into this time? Stay tuned to find out!

*Not Blastoise. He has an entirely separate comic that doesn't resort to wordplay and milkman jokes

[The-Hydra]

What time it is? time for a swift kick to the groin an UPDATE!

http://i.imgur.com/oGihmM8.png

I don't really have much to say about this one, but I will tell you this: If I ever hear anyone use the phrase "You're a bad weak stupid" in public, I will be happy beyond words. I'll also probably copyright the phrase. Just in case.

http://i.imgur.com/YhrXmqB.png

I honestly did my best to draw a crushed Blastoise, but I feel I could have put more effort into it. Oh well. I guess you don't often put effort into things if you have a tendency to kill off a character once you run out of jokes for them.

(Note to self about great comic idea: Ghost Skeleton Robot clone Blastoise. Good stuff right here.)

[Blaquaza]

You know how great I think your work is. Keep it up, pal!

I was actually speaking to Cloyster the milkman, but your comics are great too. :3

[Suicune's Fire]

You know how great I think your work is. Keep it up, pal!

I was actually speaking to Cloyster the milkman, but your comics are great too. :3
I love that you commented on this like The-Hydra was still updating. XD I did see him updating on PS though. :< HE SHOULD COME HERE.

Fate you should read a few of these. They seem like your humour. xD

[Blaquaza]

I love that you commented on this like The-Hydra was still updating. XD I did see him updating on PS though. :< HE SHOULD COME HERE.

Fate you should read a few of these. They seem like your humour. xD
Yeah, I knew he was updating them over there at least a couple of months ago, but considering I'm not active on there any more, I though I could summon him over here instead. It's just a shame that I wasn't successful. :'(

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You do realize that Wailord is lighter than air right?

Your brother got crushed by air.

Is that not the definition of epic fail.

[Suicune's Fire]

Yeah, I knew he was updating them over there at least a couple of months ago, but considering I'm not active on there any more, I though I could summon him over here instead. It's just a shame that I wasn't successful. :'(
I actually saw that he updated it there like a day ago. xD I stalked it, haha. Aww. <3 Well he can come back here if he wants, but whateverrrr.


You do realize that Wailord is lighter than air right?

Your brother got crushed by air.

Is that not the definition of epic fail.
Erm... 398 kg is not lighter than air.

[Arrow-Jolteon]

You do realize that Wailord is lighter than air right?

I think that the correct term you're looking for here is "less dense" which, while indeed related to weight, isn't the exact same thing ;P