ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2! [Archive]

Neo Emolga

10-12-2021, 11:16 PM

It’s anarchy! With a side of curly fries!

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MASTER RNG, lighting his hair on fire, pulls in...

SLICKSLACK as Seismitoad and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Flygon to the battlefield!
SlickSlack Voltaire Magneton

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/537.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/330.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The ELECTRIC COIN OF FUNKY BROWNIE DANCING has declared SLICKSLACK strikes first!

TURN 1
SLICKSLACK kicks things off with Megahorn! But the best she can come up with is a tuba!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mist! But his fog machine doesn’t quite have the same effect.

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Steel Beam! And now she’s that much closer to building her personal skyscraper!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 1st strike against SLICKSLACK! (1/3)

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Submission! She drops her contest entry in the box!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETONE uses Electric Terrain! But the grass just isn’t conductive!

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Mud-Slap! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ion Deluge! But he only brought along his laser rifle!

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Terror! But she’s saving that for Halloween night!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magic Coat! But he left it back in his locker at Hogwarts!

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses Mind Blown! But she couldn’t believe it was impossible!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Meteor Mash! But his potato masher isn’t effective on rocks from outer space!

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Charge! But she’s trying to save her money!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Corkscrew Crash! And that ends up with a lot of broken wine bottles.

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Savage Spin-Out! But she’s trying to take care of her car!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wild Charge! But he’s not crazy about maxing out his credit cards.

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK uses Drill Run! But she can’t even get it up to take a walk!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Crabhammer! But he couldn’t find them at his local Home Depot.

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses Fire Punch! But adding tabasco sauce to the punch bowl doesn’t go over very well.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Heart Stamp! But that seems more appropriate for Valentine’s Day.

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Obstruct! But she’d rather not get in the way.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Return! It results in the 2nd strike against SLICKSLACK! (2/3)

TURN 12
SLICKSLACK uses Lucky Chant! But reading out the numbers on her losing lottery ticket doesn’t help much.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Gust! It results in the 3rd and final strike against SLICKSLACK! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (66/100) – Did not appear.

Congrats Voltaire! You get your choice of…

Devolve SlickSlack into a perky Palpitoad!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
Or Wheel yourself silly!

What will you choose!?

Voltaire Magneton

10-13-2021, 11:31 AM

OOF that Mighty Shield, so devolve SlickSlack it is!

Neo Emolga

10-14-2021, 01:04 AM

OOF that Mighty Shield, so devolve SlickSlack it is!

And the Perky Palpitoad option is taken! xD

Neo Emolga

10-14-2021, 01:20 AM

Go crazy in a fun and entertaining way!

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MASTER RNG, learning new lightsaber tricks, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and CHAKRAMASTER as Jirachi to the battlefield!
Shruikan Chakramaster

SHRUIKAN https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/262.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

VS

CHAKRAMASTER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/385.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The MUSICAL COIN OF CRAZY MATHEMATICS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts up with Absorb! And now his sponge is full of water!
SHRUIKAN uses Chatter! But last time that got him kicked out of the library!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bullet Seed! But his buried 9mm rounds don’t grow into anything!
SHRUIKAN uses Payback! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on CHAKRAMASTER!

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (87/100) – Did not appear.

Congrats on the win, Shruikan!

You get your selection of…

Devolve and egg Chakramaster!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
Toss Chakra into your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself!

Enjoy the party moment!

Noblejanobii

10-14-2021, 01:40 PM

POW!! It's a one hit wonder!!

I also was really confused for a second as to why Payback was super effective until I remembered that Steel lost its Dark Type resistance back in like Gen 6. XD

Shruikan

10-14-2021, 02:43 PM

Sorry Chakra, but I'm gonna have to egg Jirachi.

C0L0R3D

10-14-2021, 04:27 PM

Hey look at that! I’m not so ugly anymore, if anything I’m perkier then ever.

Honestly gotta thank you there Voltaire, maybe I’ll be nicer to ya if I ever defeat you, yet alone wind up in another fight against you :p

Neo Emolga

10-14-2021, 08:28 PM

POW!! It's a one hit wonder!!

I also was really confused for a second as to why Payback was super effective until I remembered that Steel lost its Dark Type resistance back in like Gen 6. XD

Yeah, it's rough, if only it had all happened a few generations sooner!

Sorry Chakra, but I'm gonna have to egg Jirachi.

Oof, but hey, it can double as both a Halloween and Easter costume!

Hey look at that! I’m not so ugly anymore, if anything I’m perkier then ever.

Honestly gotta thank you there Voltaire, maybe I’ll be nicer to ya if I ever defeat you, yet alone wind up in another fight against you :p

Hey, that's true, but just wait until you start getting Wheeled! Then the real fun begins! XD

Neo Emolga

10-14-2021, 09:00 PM

Big money, big prizes, I love it!

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MASTER RNG, washing his laundry with honey as detergent, pulls in...

ARNISD as Primarina and NOBLEJANOBII as Togekiss to the battlefield!
arnisd Noblejanobii

ARNISD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/730.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJNAOBII https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/468.png
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

The CLINGY COIN OF SPIRITUAL AND MYSTICAL CARS AND MOTORCYCLES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII starts things up with Grav Apple! But they didn’t have those in the grocery store!
ARNISD uses G-Max Terror! But he’s saving that one for Halloween night!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grassy Glide! But she doesn’t want to ruin her lawn!
ARNISD uses Oceanic Operetta! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3) (what were the chances a Primarina exclusive move gets rolled!? xD)

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flash Cannon! But she blows up her camera doing that!
ARNISD uses Assist! But he’s confident he can do it all by himself!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Purify! She runs some tap water through a pitcher filter!
ARNISD uses Fell Stinger! But he checked his butt and just doesn’t have one!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Rapid Flow! But she doesn’t want her basement to get flooded!
ARNISD uses Heal Block! But his Rubik Cube doesn’t make the pain go away!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acid Armor! But that kind of protection just seems a bit disgusting.
ARNISD uses Head Charge! But plugging his head into an outlet seems like a bad idea!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Volt Tackle! But charging into a lightning bolt seems dangerous!
ARNISD uses Lava Plume! But tossing Mentos and diet cola into a volcano doesn’t quite do what he was hoping it would.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Phantasm! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
ARNISD uses Weather Ball! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Back! But no, she wants to go for the gusto!
ARNISD uses First Impression! It’s too late, we’re already on Turn 9!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ice Fang! She bites into the ice cube drawer in her freezer!
ARNISD uses Tackle! But he’d rather not go for a rough and tumble.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bone Rush! But all it wants to do is just lay there!
ARNISD uses Leaf Storm! But he doesn’t want to have to rake it all up again!

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Centiferno! But it just boggles her mind out.
ARNISD uses Chatter! But that got him kicked out of the library last time!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psybeam! But it gives her a headache just trying to imagine it!
ARNISD uses Rock Tomb! Sadly, he lays his bass guitar to rest.

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flatter! But now she can’t drive until she fixes that tire!
ARNISD uses Max Geyser! It results in the 3rd and final strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (45/100) – Did not appear.

You got it, arnisd! And you got 1 EXP to enjoy!

You get your delicious selection of…

Break Noblejanobii’s Second Wind!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Or Wheel yourself!

How do you do your groovy barbecue!?

arnisd

10-15-2021, 01:26 PM

Well sadly I'm cooking on wood, so I really can't have a wind blowing out my flames. Let's break the second wind :)

Noblejanobii

10-15-2021, 03:52 PM

At least you couldn't clip my wings this time ;) I don't need that silly old wind to fly another day!

Neo Emolga

10-15-2021, 10:44 PM

Because it's Friday and that means MONEY TIME!

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Enjoy that extra jingle jangle!

Neo Emolga

10-15-2021, 10:45 PM

Well lookie here, it's Season 2 coming for you!

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SEASON 2

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LUGIA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS SYLVEON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS TOGEKISS https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/468.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS BELLOSSOM https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/182.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PALPITOAD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS FLYGON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/330.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS PRIMARINA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/730.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS MIGHTYENA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/262.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Neo Emolga

10-15-2021, 11:17 PM

Be that extra super slappy happy!

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MASTER RNG, thinking stop, drop, and roll also applies when you’re wet pulls in...

ARNISD as Primarina and NOBLEJANOBII as Togekiss to the battlefield!
arnisd Noblejanobii

Wow, seems RNG calls for a total rematch on this one! xD

ARNISD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/730.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJNAOBII https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/468.png
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The ULTIMATE COIN OF SQUISHY ORANGES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with G-Max Sweetness! But she’s saving all that candy for Halloween!
ARNISD uses Bone Rush! But he can’t even get this femur to get up and walk!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Magic Coat! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
ARNISD uses Return! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ice Hammer! But it shatters when she tries to use it to pound in some nails!
ARNISD uses Topsy-Turvy! But he’s trying to stay safe and sober tonight.

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Searing Shot! But she thinks heating her AK-47 in the oven might not work for this.
ARNISD uses Dynamic Punch! But he’s not sure what the recipe for that calls for!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bug Buzz! But she finds the sound of it rather annoying.
ARNISD uses Focus Punch! But he’s too distracted to concentrate on it!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Arm Thrust! But she might break her chair doing that!
ARNISD uses Brine! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dragon Pulse! She checks and Puff has a nice heart rate of 82!
ARNISD uses Ingrain! But he’d rather not become one with nature like that.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Air Cutter! It results in the 2nd strike against ARNISD! (2/4)
ARNISD uses Scary Face! But he’s saving that for scaring children on Halloween!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ominous Wind! It results in the 3rd strike against ARNISD! (3/4)
ARNISD uses Eerie Spell! But he doesn’t want to get sent to Azkaban for it!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sparkly Swirl! But now she regrets putting glitter into her Dairy Queen Blizzard.
ARNISD uses Mat Block! He tries to fold his doormat into a cube!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hyper Fang! But she thinks injecting adrenaline into Dracula would be a bad idea.
ARNISD uses G-Max Smite! But instead he randomly sets his frozen turkey dinner on fire.

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Jungle Healing! But instead she just finds it to be humid and hot.
ARNISD uses Snap Trap! But he makes the silly mistake of testing it first. It works!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Twineedle! But she finds it hard to sew with that.
ARNISD uses Bubble! But suddenly his thoughts about it are broken!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Trick-or-Treat! But she’s 16 days too early for that!
ARNISD uses Flash! But he forgot his camera at home!

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Seed Bomb! But she only ends up with a lot of blown up sunflower seeds!
ARNISD uses Max Strike! It results in the 3rd and final strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (68/100) – Did not appear.

Ok, dude, you DEFINITELY can’t complain you didn’t get the full value of Yes, I Lift Bro on this one! And you got another 1 EXP!

Your Victory choices are…

Devolve Noblejanobii into Togetic!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Toss Noble into your Wheel! (Beware, I totally foresee a very dark rivalry between you two if you do this!)
Or Wheel yourself!

How do you play your party moment!?

arnisd

10-16-2021, 07:26 AM

Alright, I'll stop putting complaints in the complaint jar ^^'
See as much as I wanna believe I'm a smart cookie. I just can't resist the wheel option for this one. Spin that wheel and let's see what Noble pops out like!

Noblejanobii

10-16-2021, 07:50 AM

Haha seems the RNG really wanted to see who the king of the fairy court was.

Wheeled as Togekiss before and wheeled as it again! Y’all just can’t let me have Togetic huh? Ah well let’s see what the wheel gives me.

Neo Emolga

10-16-2021, 07:44 PM

When Noble inevitably deploys her army of battle Shaymins to take over the universe in the name of Gracidea glory, I just want everyone to know this is where it all began!

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ARNISD RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hydreigon
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Espeon
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Gurdurr
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Shinx
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Magikarp
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Drampa

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Genshin impact
Theme #2: The legend of link
Theme #3: Metroids
Theme #4: Space marines
Theme #5: Trading card

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Potatoes, mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew
Usertitle #2: Dines in hell tonight
Usertitle #3: Ah so you have heard of me
Usertitle #4: Strong the dark side is
Usertitle #5: Took both the red and blue pill

-Looks to arnisd-

It was you! All you! Look at what you have done! Doom! Insurance won’t cover this, I’ll have you know!

Neo Emolga

10-16-2021, 08:32 PM

Choose how you cruise!

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MASTER RNG, mixing peanut butter and cherries together, pulls in...

SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad and SHRUIKAN as Mightyena to the battlefield!
SlickSlack Shruikan

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SHRUIKAN https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/262.png
[b]COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

The PLUCKY COIN OF RUNNING AROUND WITH YOUR PANTS ON FIRE has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins with Gear Up! But putting more gears in his watch doesn’t seem to help things!
SLICKSLACK uses Coil! She takes the spring out of her ballpoint pen!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Leaf Tornado! But his leaf blower is out of fuel!
SLICKSLACK uses Hurricane! She sprays water from her hose into a desk fan!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Trick Room! It ends up fooling him, too!
SLICKSLACK uses Leer! She flashes a photogenic smile!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Zing Zap! But it just makes his wall outlet pop.
SLICKSLACK uses Purify! She pours some tap water into a filtration pitcher!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Gold Rush! But he just ends up lost in California!
SLICKSLACK uses Razor Wind! But she finds it ineffective as a shaving substitute.

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt! But his electric bill tells him no.
SLICKSLACK uses Heal Pulse! But taking a stethoscope to a bandage doesn’t seem to work.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Guillotine! But he finds out the French Revolution ended a while ago!
SLICKSLACK uses Frost Breath! But chewing lots of peppermint gum doesn’t quite generate the same effective!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Psycho Boost! He plays Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho in triple speed!
SLICKSLACK uses Sludge Wave! It results in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Court Change! But his lawyer tells him he doesn’t have the authority to do that.
SLICKSLACK uses Imprison! But her cage simply isn’t large enough!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Nature Power! But nature’s feeling lazy and unmotivated today.
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Rapid Flow! But that caused a flood in her basement last time!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Parting Shot! But he doesn’t want to say goodbye!
SLICKSLACK uses Power Trip! She stumbles over her extension cord!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Tackle! It results in the 1st strike against SLICKSLACK! (1/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Uproar! It results in the 2nd strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/3)

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Charge Beam! But he decides to turn down the laser rifle that requires payment from his credit card.
SLICKSLACK uses Eternabeam! But it ends up just blowing up her microwave and her frozen dinner.

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Extreme Speed! But he sees cops hiding in a speed trap over there.
SLICKSLACK uses Power Trick! She flicks the lights on and off really fast!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Boomburst! He successfully blows up his subwoofer!
SLICKSLACK uses Skitter Smack! This time it’s the fly that wacks her with the fly swatter!

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses U-turn! But he’s got no where for his car to turn around!
SLICKSLACK uses Shadow Force! But the shadows are feeling lazy and don’t want to move.

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Defend Order! He justifies his selections at the drive-thru!
SLICKSLACK uses Nasty Plot! But that would get her landed on Santa’s naughty list.

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Phantom Force! Nope, turns out the phantoms are feeling lazy and unmotivated, too.
SLICKSLACK uses Captivate! She tries to cast a magic voodoo spell!

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses Echoed Voice! But the only reply he hears back is “no.”
SLICKSLACK uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 3rd and final strike on SHRUIKAN! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (39/100) – Did not appear.

Bang bang, you claim victory and +1 EXP, Slick!

And your options for this lovely day include…

Break Shruikan’s Second Wind!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Or use an Evolution Crystal to evolve back to Seismitoad!

How are you going to rock this party!?

C0L0R3D

10-16-2021, 09:23 PM

Ah, victory tastes apparently like a Sludge Wave, Sleep Talk and Uproar combo. Not the sweetest taste, but I’ll take it!

Anyways, I’m breaking that second wind. It’s too windy for my liking.

Noblejanobii

10-16-2021, 09:25 PM

Ya know I can't say I can complain too much about this form! It's too adorable, even if it's not very strong.

Neo Emolga

10-16-2021, 11:46 PM

Ah, victory tastes apparently like a Sludge Wave, Sleep Talk and Uproar combo. Not the sweetest taste, but I’ll take it!

Anyways, I’m breaking that second wind. It’s too windy for my liking.

3... 2... 1... and Poof! There it goes!

Ya know I can't say I can complain too much about this form! It's too adorable, even if it's not very strong.

Indeed, sheer cuteness is the true, ultimate power. :3

Neo Emolga

10-17-2021, 06:35 PM

Because it’s fun for everyone!

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MASTER RNG, inventing a new pineapple bazooka, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Bellossom and NEO EMOLGA as Lugia to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf

SCYTHERWOLF https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/182.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

The WACKY COIN OF CARAMEL POPCORN AND SLASHER MOVIES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Mach Punch! But that might set her hand on fire!
NEO EMOLGA uses Tickle! But he can’t find the feather he needs for that!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Poison Jab! But she left her cyanide at home!
NEO EMOLGA uses U-turn! But he can’t find a good spot to turn his car around!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Struggle! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Bonemerang! But his bone just flops to the ground and never comes back.

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Present! But she’s saving those for Christmas!
NEO EMOLGA uses Nature Power! But nature’s feeling lazy and unmotivated today.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heal Pulse! But her first aid kit doesn’t have a heartbeat!
NEO EMOLGA uses Peck! But he’s not up for eating bird seeds.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Camouflage! But she’d rather be outstanding in her field!
NEO EMOLGA uses Mystical Fire! But he just sprays lighter fluid in a funky pattern and ignites it.

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Kinesis! But she imagined that going a whole lot better.
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Tail! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Strength Sap! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Malodor! But he’s more of a Fabreeze kind of guy.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bullet Seed! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

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https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (28/100) – Did not appear.

I’ll take that extra 1 EXP, but dang… that felt kind of cruel. XP

Well, I can’t even Wheel you again and yeah, I can’t even Wheel or devolve myself either. That leaves devolving you into… Gloom… as the only option. That’s just… OUCH.

Noblejanobii

10-17-2021, 09:30 PM

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!

Neo Emolga

10-18-2021, 11:12 PM

One order of crazy, coming up!

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MASTER RNG, making orangutans play dodgeball with mangos, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Sylveon and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Flygon to the battlefield!
Chakramaster Voltaire Magneton

CHAKRAMASTER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/330.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SILVER COIN OF BREAKDANCING AND TENNIS RACKETS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts things up with Torment! But it’s agonizing just thinking about it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Pound! He exchanges his money for British currency!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Secret Sword! But then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magnet Bomb! But now he’s got no way to post notes to his fridge!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Bone! But it’s just him making shadow puppets.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flame Charge! But fire doesn’t have a credit card!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Techno Blast! But then the neighbors call the cops from the loud music.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Attack Order! But that gets him banned from his favorite restaurant.

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Power Gem! But it’s just a handmade glass crystal he bought on Etsy.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Thunder Shock! But he’s surprised he can’t use it!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Body Slam! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Reversal! But his Uno cards don’t work here!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Final Gambit! But nah, he’d rather keep on playing!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike! But that sounds rather grim.

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Disarming Voice! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (4/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (100/100) – Did not appear.

Ah fairies, always making things tough for those dragons. Nonetheless, you get your 1XP!

And Chakra, you get your choice of…

Devolve Voltaire to Vibrava!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Introduce Voltaire to your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself!

How will you rock the party!?

Chakramaster

10-18-2021, 11:18 PM

Sorry Voltaire, but I've gotta share the joys of my wheel!

So I'm gonna wheel Voltaire

Voltaire Magneton

10-18-2021, 11:40 PM

I saw the match-up and I immediately lowered my expectations lol

I'll miss this lovely theme (btw neo if u have these files i'd love to get a copy) but I certainly enjoy the chaos of Wheeling!

Neo Emolga

10-19-2021, 12:13 AM

Sorry Voltaire, but I've gotta share the joys of my wheel!

So I'm gonna wheel Voltaire

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CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Slaking
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Slurpuff
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Braxien
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Minccino
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fallout
Theme #2: Random Place on Earth
Theme #3: Buddies with Ryan Reynold
Theme #4: Pikachu. Pikachu everywhere
Theme #5: Winter means fun in the SNOW

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I like eggs
Usertitle #2: I'm winning!!!!1!1!!
Usertitle #3: Good times on PXR
Usertitle #4: This isn't even my final form!
Usertitle #5: Pikachu fan!

Aww, see, you're extra cute now! So it's still kind of a win!

Neo Emolga

10-19-2021, 12:16 AM

I saw the match-up and I immediately lowered my expectations lol

I'll miss this lovely theme (btw neo if u have these files i'd love to get a copy) but I certainly enjoy the chaos of Wheeling!

Yep, I kinda saw it coming, too. xD

And sure, I still have all the sets from both the first unfinished round of DBR2 and this one, so if you want them sent to an email or something, just PM me and I can send it over!

Neo Emolga

10-19-2021, 12:19 AM

Believe in the power of friendship, with Season 3!

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SEASON 3

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LUGIA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS SYLVEON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SHINX https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS GLOOM https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/044.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PALPITOAD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS MINCCINO https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/572.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS PRIMARINA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/730.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS MIGHTYENA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/262.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Neo Emolga

10-19-2021, 10:51 PM

This may be crazy and zany, but hey, at least it’s not like Squid Game. xD

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MASTER RNG, building his army of robot clowns, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Gloom and CHAKRAMASTER as Sylveon to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf Chakramaster

SCYTHERWOLF https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/044.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

CHAKRAMASTER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The COLORFUL COIN OF EXPLOSIVE SUNDAES has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Zap Cannon! But he ends up blowing up a lot of batteries.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Drill Run! But she can’t even get it to walk around!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Copycat! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Healing Wish! But Jirachi tells her he’s not a doctor.

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Foam Burst! He dumbs a box of mint Mentos into a tub of diet cola!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Assurance! But she’s uncertain of how it’s going to work out!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Meteor Mash! But rocks from space aren’t easily squished in his potato masher.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nuzzle! But she’s adhering to social distancing!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Spore! But he refuses to play EA games.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Eerie Impulse! But she’s saving the spooky stuff for Halloween.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hidden Power! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Breakneck Blitz! But she doesn’t want to feel that in the morning!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Stealth Rock! But it’s so stealthy he can’t find it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Muddy Water! But she doesn’t want to have to shower later!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magic Coat! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on SCYTHERWOLF! (5/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (34/100) – Did not appear.

It’s a double-win for you! And that’s another 1 EXP point for you to enjoy!

And you get your choice of…

Devolve Scytherwolf into an Oddish!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Give Scytherwolf a Wheeling!
Or Wheel yourself!

How will you enjoy this party moment!?

Chakramaster

10-19-2021, 11:52 PM

Let's keep the wheel fun going by wheeling Scytherwolf too! Fun for one, fun for all!

Neo Emolga

10-20-2021, 01:59 AM

Let's keep the wheel fun going by wheeling Scytherwolf too! Fun for one, fun for all!

Look at the bright side! No more Gloom!

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CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Slaking
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Slurpuff
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Braxien
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Minccino
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fallout
Theme #2: Random Place on Earth
Theme #3: Buddies with Ryan Reynold
Theme #4: Pikachu. Pikachu everywhere
Theme #5: Winter means fun in the SNOW

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I like eggs
Usertitle #2: I'm winning!!!!1!1!!
Usertitle #3: Good times on PXR
Usertitle #4: This isn't even my final form!
Usertitle #5: Pikachu fan!

Another Minccino! So cute, but it makes me wonder if there was a mix-up at the place where you buy your Pika Flu powder! xD

Neo Emolga

10-20-2021, 09:00 PM

Keep this crazy fiesta going!

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MASTER RNG, magically turning himself into a pudgy hamster, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Lugia and SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad to the battlefield!
SlickSlack

NEO EMOLGA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

VS

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The CRAZY COIN OF TACTICAL COMBAT BUTTERFLIES has declared SLICKSLACK strikes first!

TURN 1
SLICKSLACK starts things up with Steel Wing! But it seems tin foil doesn’t quite suffice.
NEO EMOLGA uses Growth! But he checks his height chart and it hasn’t changed one bit!

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Uproar! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Charm! But his good looks just aren’t impressive enough!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Rapid Spin! But it would make her dizzy and nauseous!
NEO EMOLGA uses Bolt Beak! But he doesn’t want to shock his face!

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Secret Power! It results in the 2nd strike against NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Poison Fang! But he forgot to buy those at Spirit Halloween!

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Max Lightning! But she just ends up blowing up a few batteries in the process.
NEO EMOLGA uses Sinister Arrow Raid! But his bow just blows up from his thinking about it!

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses Sappy Seed! But they didn’t have those for sale at the Home Depot gardening section!
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Life! But he’d rather not be a parasite like that.

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Grass Knot! But she’s not sure what kind of knot to use!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Stun Shock! But he’s appalled he can’t figure it out!

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Encore! But she’d rather not have to do it all over again.
NEO EMOLGA uses Lock-On! Now he doesn’t need to worry about anyone stealing stuff from his locker!

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK uses Fishious Rend! But she prefers her salmon fillets intact!
NEO EMOLGA uses Feint! But he fooled himself thinking he remembered it!

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses Frost Breath! But chewing lots of peppermint gum doesn’t work!
NEO EMOLGA uses Stone Edge! But he doesn’t want to be between a rock and a hard place!

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Tri Attack! She smashes a Yield sign to bits!
NEO EMOLGA uses Fury Swipes! But he’s feeling too chill for that kind of anarchy!

TURN 12
SLICKSLACK uses Heal Bell! But hers only makes a ding a ling sound!
NEO EMOLGA uses Light That Burns the Sky! But he feels the sun is doing that enough already.

TURN 13
SLICKSLACK uses Flail! It results in the 3rd and final strike against NEO EMOLGA! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (4/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!

Well, I completely floundered that one up! Congrats on spanking me silly and getting 1 EXP out of it!

You get your lovely choice of…

Break my Second Wind! (well, was nice while it lasted!)
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Use an Evolution Crystal to become Seismitoad again!

Also…

Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings… or do you give it to me to deal with?

Make your selections and have your party fun!

C0L0R3D

10-21-2021, 07:28 AM

Neo Emolga

10-21-2021, 10:13 PM

Personal Achievement Unlocked: You Just Wrecked A Lugia.
Aw dangit… I could’ve wheeled ya then and there! But whatever, I’ll just make ya ripe for the picking next time by breaking that second wind of yours.
And I’m feeling adventurous today. I’ll be drawing from that deck whether it (Palpitoad Cry SFX)s me, someone else, or all of us up or not.
Edit: Since I got the cash, I’ll buy a Wheelie as well! Yes, it’s just so I can edit my wheels if I wanna change some stuff up when I get my chance. Which is the first chance I get. >:)

YOU MANIAC! YOU BLEW IT UP! DARN YOU! DARN YOU TO HECK! FHWENDIGDJSFD. Now I feel naked, cold, and... lonely. xD

And sure, 1 SUPER FUN Wheelie has been added to your backpack! Oh I hope that's not for me!

And stay tuned for THE DECK DRAW!

Neo Emolga

10-21-2021, 10:31 PM

Here it comes!

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SLICKSLACK draws from the deck and the result is…

#22 THE DUNCE
The Dunce! - Everyone gets 2 EXP except for one random person. They get googly eyes on their set instead!

And on a random roll of 1-8, the DUNCE is… #7 ARNISD!

Everyone, enjoy your free 2 EXP! And arnisd, well… muha ha ha ha ha! You look great!

Neo Emolga

10-21-2021, 11:02 PM

Look out, it’s a havoc attack!

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MASTER RNG, wearing a mix up of clothes from the 20s and the 70s, pulls in...

ARNISD as Primarina and NOBLEJANOBII as Shinx to the battlefield!
arnisd Noblejanobii

Man, it sure likes pitting you two up against each other!

ARNISD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/730.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SUGARY COIN OF FESTIVE COWBELLS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Pluck! But she doesn’t have any feathers to rip out!
ARNISD uses Recover! But he never got hurt in the first place!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psychic Fangs! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
ARNISD uses Vacuum Wave! He waves hello to his Dyson Ball!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Genesis Supernova! But she realizes she’s going to need MUCH bigger firecrackers for that!
ARNISD uses Mist! But he just ends up spraying a lot of water everywhere!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Leech Seed! But she couldn’t find those for sale in the gardening section!
ARNISD uses Brick Break! But he tries to take good care of his Legos!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Tail Whip! She dunks her tail into a bowl of whipped cream!
ARNISD uses Egg Bomb! But he can’t get the fuse in without breaking it!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Charm! She goes out and buys a nice new keychain!
ARNISD uses Aeroblast! But he blows up a fan in the process!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Incinerate! But her kitchen oven only gets so hot!
ARNISD uses Drain Punch! He smacks the gutter of his bathroom tub!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splintered Stormshards! But she doesn’t like the idea of having to sweep up all the pieces.
ARNISD uses Encore! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Magma Storm! But she can only get it to rain water!
ARNISD uses Branch Poke! It wiggles but does nothing else!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sweet Scent! She rips open a fresh bag of sugary cotton candy!
ARNISD uses Light Screen! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wood Hammer! But she feels the ones made of metal are way more effective.
ARNISD uses Aromatherapy! But the best he can do is a pleasing scratch n’ sniff book.

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Egg Bomb! But she can’t figure out where to put the fuse either.
ARNISD uses Chatter! But last time that got him kicked out of the library!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Low Sweep! And now the floor is squeaky clean!
ARNISD uses Rock Tomb! He buries his pet rock in a coffin!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sweet Scent! And it looks like more cotton candy!
ARNISD uses Smelling Salts! But he takes a big whiff of his salt shaker and doesn’t smell anything!

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Discharge! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on ARNISD! (4/4)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (66/100) – Did not appear.

Wowie, that was INTENSE! I was wondering if and when that electric move would come! You get 1 XP for a mighty fine battle!

And Noble, it’s time for revenge! You can…

Devolve arnisd into Brionne!
Use an Evolution Crystal to evolve to Luxio!
Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
GET REVENGE and toss arnisd into your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself!

How will you party hearty!?

Neo Emolga

10-21-2021, 11:10 PM

While we wait for Noble's Victory Decision, I'm going to spend 4 EXP and 2 Coins to upgrade my Smart Cookie Superpower to Level 2. :3

Noblejanobii

10-21-2021, 11:54 PM

Ahahaha this game seems to have declared Arnisd and I rivals!! Sorry bud, into my wheel you go!

Chakramaster

10-22-2021, 12:15 AM

You know thinking smart about it. I'm gonna do the same. Spend 4 exp and 2 coins to upgrade my "Smart Cookie" to level 2.

C0L0R3D

10-22-2021, 01:00 AM

Well would ya look at that. I rolled myself a dice and got preeeeeeetty lucky, I’d say. Until we meet again DOMZ, whether that be for better or for worse.

Neo Emolga

10-22-2021, 02:00 AM

Ahahaha this game seems to have declared Arnisd and I rivals!! Sorry bud, into my wheel you go!

Revenge… revenge is sweet. >:3

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NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bop
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jersey exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

Dang, Noble, your Wheel is an especially cruel mistress. Ouch! xD

Neo Emolga

10-22-2021, 02:03 AM

You know thinking smart about it. I'm gonna do the same. Spend 4 exp and 2 coins to upgrade my "Smart Cookie" to level 2.

I'm that inspirational, aren't I?

Well would ya look at that. I rolled myself a dice and got preeeeeeetty lucky, I’d say. Until we meet again DOMZ, whether that be for better or for worse.

It was great, we all got something out of it! I'm sure we'll be doing this again soon enough!

arnisd

10-22-2021, 06:57 AM

Neo Emolga

10-22-2021, 11:30 PM

You know I'll accept this rivalry between me and Noble uwu
Though just to make sure we doooo win the next duking out, I'll activate cheaty cookie, just in case we come out against the guys with type advantages next round :p
Too bad I lost out on that extra exp though, darnit rnjesus

You got it! Your Cheaty Cookie is now ready for action!

Also...

https://i.postimg.cc/j56XcnGC/Pay-Day-Notice.png

Some extra jingle for you all!

Neo Emolga

10-23-2021, 12:16 AM

Sanity? Sorry, ma’am, you won’t find that here!

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MASTER RNG, dancing the funky chicken in a turkey costume, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Minccino to the battlefield!
Shruikan Voltaire Magneton

SHRUIKAN https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/262.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/572.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The BANANA-FLAVORED COIN OF HIGHLY-EDUCATED ZOMBIES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Horn Leech! But using a French horn as a straw isn’t too effective!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Skull Bash! But that would give him quite the headache!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Pain Split! But he finds it tricky to divide that!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Guillotine! But he finds out the French Revolution ended a while ago!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Draco Meteor! But he couldn’t find that in his spellbook!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rapid Spin! He drinks a lot of alcohol on a merry-go-round!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Gravitas! But he just gets a deer in the headlights look on his face.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Grassy Terrain! But he wasn’t able to take his front lawn with him!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Milk Drink! And that’s what he forgot at the grocery store!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psychic Terrain! But he was only imagining it!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Gust! He sets his desk fan to “high!”
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poison Gas! But he’ll admit even his worst flatulence isn’t noxious enough!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Blizzard! And now he has a tasty treat from Dairy Queen!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dragon Ascent! He helps Smaug find his way to the elevator!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Water Sport! But he turned off his water valve for the year!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bone Club! And now he has a fan group for femurs!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Ingrain! But he’d rather not be one with nature.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Stockpile! But he forgot where he put the key to his storage cabinet!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Spiky Shield! But he doesn’t have the hands to hold it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Steel Roller! He plays a game of pinball!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Pin Missile! But he forgot the launch sequence!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Origin Pulse! But he can’t figure out how to get it started!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Aqua Tail! But he doesn’t want to have to dry it out later!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Yawn! But he’s had too much caffeine!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Sonic Boom! But he forgot what’s Guile’s phone number is!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dark Void! But he’d rather not open his Calculus book again.

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Agility! But he’s more of an endurance runner.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Play Nice! But he’s feeling too mischievous for that!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Foresight! But he already sold his crystal ball on Ebay!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Brutal Swing! But he decides to ride the See-Saw of Anarchy instead.

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Terror! But he’s saving that to scare the kids on Halloween!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fly! But his jetpack is all out of fuel!

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Roost! Turns out his chicken costume doesn’t help him with the process.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psybeam! But he imagined it going so much better than that!

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Feint Attack! But he just doesn’t have enough stealth points allocated!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Catastropika! But he didn’t bring his phone to Google how to do that!

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses Yawn! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Guillotine! Turns out the French Revolution is still over.

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN uses Leaf Storm! But his leaf blower is all out of gas!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ice Ball! But he needs to wait a few months for snow!

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN uses Power Swap! He plugs his computer into another outlet!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Moonlight! But it’s in the middle of the day!

TURN 22
SHRUIKAN uses Max Darkness! But he can’t figure out how to turn the lights off!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flame Wheel! But he feels it would be hard to steer his car with the tires on fire.

TURN 23
SHRUIKAN uses Recycle! He puts his glass bottle in the blue bin!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Darkest Lariat! But then he finds he only has the second darkest lariat.

TURN 24
SHRUIKAN uses Sing! But he’s not up for karaoke night.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Replenish! But he can’t figure out what was empty!

TURN 25
SHRUIKAN uses Psystrike! But he finds he was only dreaming it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wing Attack! He voraciously eats his chicken wings!

TURN 26
SHRUIKAN uses Spit Up! But that would be rude!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Substitute! It results in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)

TURN 27
SHRUIKAN uses Aqua Jet! But his plane of water never makes it off the runway.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Trick! But he finds the rabbit escaped from his top hat!

TURN 28
SHRUIKAN uses Lava Plume! But it ends up he just overcooked his chili.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fury Cutter! He shreds up his holiday wrapping paper with scissors!

TURN 29
SHRUIKAN uses Psycho Shift! But he’s driving in automatic!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Silver Wind! He tosses a roll of aluminum foil into a hurricane!

TURN 30
SHRUIKAN uses Obstruct! But there’s plenty of room to get around him!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flash! But the battery in his camera died!

OVERTIME!

TURN 31
SHRUIKAN uses Earth Power! But plugging his TV into the ground doesn’t make it turn on!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sandstorm! He tosses a bucket of sand into a turbine!

TURN 32
SHRUIKAN uses Life Dew! But the kind on his lawn just makes things wet.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Power Swap! He plugs his TV into a different outlet!

TURN 33
SHRUIKAN uses Feather Dance! Turns out dressing up like a turkey and doing the macarena doesn’t quite suffice.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Superpower! But he hasn’t started his own country yet!

TURN 34
SHRUIKAN uses Hydro Pump! But his water gun leaked out everything in the reservoir!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Hyperspace Fury! But he doesn’t have his astronaut suit!

TURN 35
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Fang! It deals the WINNING OVERTIME STRIKE to VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

https://i.postimg.cc/YS2Bm2cs/Shruikan-Header-Template2.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (90/100) – Did not appear.

Dang, creeping into overtime, aren’t we? Shruikan, you get your 1 EXP and your choice of…

Devolve and egg Voltaire Magneton!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Drop Voltaire into your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself!

Enjoy the party moment!

Noblejanobii

10-23-2021, 02:06 AM

Well with the EXP I've earned, plus one coin, I think I'm going to purchase the Rage Mode superpower!

Neo Emolga

10-23-2021, 02:39 AM

Well with the EXP I've earned, plus one coin, I think I'm going to purchase the Rage Mode superpower!

You got it!

Also, I forgot to mention that if you do level up Rage Mode, the trigger effects from previous levels still remain at those specific loss streaks (I didn't specifically mention that before but now it's in there so people don't think those disappear). So if you level up Rage Mode to Level 2, Level 1's loss streak of 2 effects will still take place. And if you level it up to Level 3, then Level 1's effects still trigger at a loss streak of 2 and Level 2's effects still trigger at a loss streak of 3. Those don't go away from leveling it up. The way it sounded before almost implied you lose those Level 1 and Level 2 benefits. :P

It gets crazy, yes, but it's a great way to GET EVEN!

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Shruikan

10-23-2021, 06:50 PM

At this rate my wheel's gonna get rusty, but tactically I have to go with devolving/egging again.

Neo Emolga

10-23-2021, 08:48 PM

At this rate my wheel's gonna get rusty, but tactically I have to go with devolving/egging again.

Hey, it's the name of the game! The good thing is he doesn't stay egged for long as we go right into the next season!

Neo Emolga

10-23-2021, 08:49 PM

This is a public message that Season 4 loves you and wants you to be happy.

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SEASON 4

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LUGIA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS SYLVEON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SHINX https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS MINCCINO https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/572.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PALPITOAD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS QUAGSIRE https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/195.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS PUPITAR https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/247.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS MIGHTYENA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/262.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Voltaire Magneton

10-23-2021, 10:24 PM

I'm gonna activate my Mighty Shield, just in case!

Neo Emolga

10-23-2021, 10:43 PM

I'm gonna activate my Mighty Shield, just in case!

You got it, amigo, your Active Lineup's now more safe and sound!

Neo Emolga

10-23-2021, 10:46 PM

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy!?

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MASTER RNG, pounding mushrooms with a sledgehammer, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Shinx and ARNISD as Pupitar to the battlefield!
Noblejanobii arnisd

I SWEAR THE RNG THINGY IS DOING THIS ON ITS OWN! IT’S PSYCHOTIC! AHHHHHH GSLAHLSFS!!!

NOBLEJANOBII https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/247.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

The CRUNCHY COIN OF SURFING WOMBATS AND ICE CREAM CONES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with G-Max Snooze! But it doesn’t work when you’ve had too much coffee!
ARNISD uses Shattered Psyche! But that just gives him a headache when he thinks about it.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splishy Splash! She jumps around in the kiddie pool!
ARNISD uses Hyper Fang! But he feels giving Dracula some Red Bull might be a bad idea.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ominous Wind! But it’s her just using a Bluetooth speaker.
ARNISD uses Attract! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Copycat! But she doesn’t want to steal credit!
ARNISD uses Hyperspace Hole! But he feels that’s a bit of overkill for golf.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Simple Beam! But it gets to be too complicated for her!
ARNISD uses Max Wyrmwind! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Lash Out! She plucks some hairs out of her eyelid!
ARNISD uses Synthesis! He mixes some cake batter!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fusion Flare! She glues two road flares together!
ARNISD uses Flame Charge! But fire pays in cash instead of with a credit card!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sketch! She draws a doodle of herself!
ARNISD uses Gunk Shot! He shoots a septic tank with an AK-47!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wicked Blow! But she finds it hard to cackle and puff air at the same time!
ARNISD uses Focus Blast! But he’s too distracted by a YouTube video!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shadow Sneak! But she forgot to buy her ninja costume!
ARNISD uses Max Quake! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (5/3)

https://i.postimg.cc/SsrjrMBW/Arnisd-Header2.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (10/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Congrats, dude, you’ve won against Noble again and have gotten 1 EXP, although that does mean you’re adding to her triggering Rage Mode now. xD You’ve been warned!

You get your choice of…

Devolve and egg Noblejanobii (and build even more vendetta with her!)
Use an Evolution Crystal to become a fearsome Tyranitar!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Or Wheel yourself!

Also…

Do you draw from the Deck of Zings… or do you hand it to Noble?

You decide!

Noblejanobii

10-24-2021, 12:28 AM

Yep this is why I grabbed rage mode hahaha

Neo Emolga

10-24-2021, 02:54 AM

Yep this is why I grabbed rage mode hahaha

Can't deny, it does look like solid fun. xD

I can just picture a bruised and battered Shaymin suddenly going HULK SMASH in a frenzied whirlwind of retribution!

arnisd

10-24-2021, 10:33 AM

Neo Emolga

10-24-2021, 11:15 PM

You know since I never got to use one last time, yes take that evolution crystal and evolve into that tyranitaur :)
And just cause I wanna see how it turns out, I'll draw from the deck myself
But this rng rivalry is getting insane xD

You got it! And yeah, this looks WAAAYYYY better than High School Musical Pupitar. xD

And sure, Deck Draw results coming soon!

Neo Emolga

10-24-2021, 11:24 PM

Hope you’re ready for chaos!

https://i.postimg.cc/wT8G2wZJ/DeckDraw.png

ARNISD draws from the deck and the result is…

#16 THE LOVELY DOUBLE!
The Lovely Double! - A copy of one of your Backup Lineups gets added to a random player’s roster! Maybe they’ll love it, too!

Rolling from arnisd’s Backup lineups…

1. Eevee > Sylveon (2)
2. Galarian Ponyta > Galarian Rapidash (2)

#2! Galarian Ponyta > Galarian Rapidash (2) gets copied!

And the player it goes to… (Rolling 1-8!)

#2 CHAKRAMASTER!

Congrats, Chakra! Enjoy! Don't thank me, thank arnisd!

Neo Emolga

10-24-2021, 11:58 PM

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy!?

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MASTER RNG, chasing after college mascots with a tennis racket, pulls in...

SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Quagsire to the battlefield!
SlickSlack Voltaire Magneton

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/195.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The CHOCOLATE COIN OF RAMPAGING IPHONEZ has declared SLICKSLACK strikes first!

TURN 1
SLICKSLACK starts things up with G-Max Smite! But she ends up ruining her barbecue grill doing that!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Shell Smash! Now everyone has to go to Exxon to get their gas!

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Poison Fang! But then she would be afraid of biting her own lip!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Apple Acid! Turns out it was actually caramel, but at least now it’s delicious!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Meteor Beam! But her plasma rifle doesn’t have that setting!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fiery Wrath! But then he runs away from his own firecracker fiasco!

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Rock Blast! She blows up her bass guitar and stereo system!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Leaf Storm! But his leaf blower needs more gas!

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Stun Spore! But it really just ends up being cotton candy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Slam! It results in the 1st strike against SLICKSLACK! (1/3)

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Finale! But she’s barely gotten started!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wonder Room! But he couldn’t find a good interior decorator!

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Chatter! But that got her kicked out of the movie theater!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aura Wheel! But he’s not sure that’s good for his car.

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Breakneck Blitz! But that might become a pain in the neck!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bullet Punch! He gives a 9mm round a good wallop!

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK uses Natural Gift! But she thinks a twig from the forest doesn’t make for a great present.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Smart Strike! BuT he’S feELiNG a liL’ dooFy today.

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses Hone Claws! Well she would if she had some!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mirror Shot! He shoots his mirror with a shotgun!

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Round! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Zippy Zap! He stuffs a zipper into a wall socket!

TURN 12
SLICKSLACK uses Psychic! But it just ends up being her imagination!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sandstorm! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3)

TURN 13
SLICKSLACK uses Steel Beam! But she still needs many more to build her own skyscraper!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Kinesis! But he decides to just bend the spoon with his hands!

TURN 14
SLICKSLACK uses Needle Arm! But she decides no acupuncture today.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flare Blitz! He ruins his dinner and now has to call for pizza!

TURN 15
SLICKSLACK uses Earth Power! It results in the 3rd and final strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

https://i.postimg.cc/qM0DVRGF/Slick-Slack-Header.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (70/100) – Did not appear.

Bang, that’s how you do it! You get 1 EXP and on top of that, you get to pick a Victory Decision! Here are your lovely choices!

Devolve Voltaire into a cute lil’ Wooper!
Use an Evolution Crystal to become Seismitoad!
Or devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!

Decisions, decisions!

C0L0R3D

10-25-2021, 07:01 AM

Neo Emolga

10-25-2021, 11:10 PM

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

You got it, Wooper is a go!

Maybe next time you'll get to Wheel him!

Neo Emolga

10-25-2021, 11:30 PM

Shake it!

https://i.postimg.cc/YC193tzL/Battle-Time.png

MASTER RNG, leading the charge against zombie clowns, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Minccino and NEO EMOLGA as Lugia to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf

SCYTHERWOLF https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/572.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FLOPPY COIN OF DAZZLING HAPPY PANCAKES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts things up with Searing Shot! But she doesn’t want to bake her M16 before firing it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Play Nice! But she’d rather be naughty!
NEO EMOLGA uses Light Screen! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heat Crash! She pushes her radiator to go flying into a wall!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bounce! She sends a rubber ball flying into space!
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Seed! But they didn’t have any in the Home Depot gardening section!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! She lashes out with her extension cord!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Cage! But she can’t find an outlet to plug it into!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Steelspike! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Endure! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Guillotine! But she realizes the French Revolution ended a while ago!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flail! But he just shakes his booty about.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rapid Spin! She whirls herself silly on a merry-go-round!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Solar Blade! But she doesn’t want to go up to the sun to get it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dual Wingbeat! It results in the 3rd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

https://i.postimg.cc/HnW3Yzzp/Neo-Emolga-Header.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (83/100) – Did not appear.

Yeah, Lugia has a heck of a movepool. :P

Well, I’ve already Wheeled you and I’m definitely not devolving and egging myself, so it’ll have to be a devolve and egg on you. But hey, you’ll come back as Centiskorch next season!

Voltaire Magneton

10-26-2021, 02:06 AM

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

While I love Wheeling, I have to take the defensive, plus Wooper's a cutie, so thanks! ;)

Shruikan

10-26-2021, 08:24 AM

*Looks at who's already fought this round* Y'know, I think I'm going to spend one of my coins and buy and active Brass Balls before this next fight.

Neo Emolga

10-26-2021, 08:36 PM

*Looks at who's already fought this round* Y'know, I think I'm going to spend one of my coins and buy and active Brass Balls before this next fight.

You got it, Brass Balls are yours and now set to go!

Neo Emolga

10-26-2021, 09:00 PM

Feel that funky fresh!

https://i.postimg.cc/YC193tzL/Battle-Time.png

MASTER RNG, attacking house flies with orange juice, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and CHAKRAMASTER as Sylveon to the battlefield!
Shruikan Chakramaster

SHRUIKAN https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/262.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

VS

CHAKRAMASTER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DRACONIC COIN OF SEWER MONKEYS AND TOP HATS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Acid Spray! But he accidentally packed Fabreeze instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Crunch! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against him! (1/4)

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mud-Slap! It results in the 2nd damage strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Hail! But he only ends up exploding a snow-cone machine in the process!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Slash! But that ended up with all of the tires on his car deflated!
SHRUIKAN uses Hyper Fang! But giving caffeine to Dracula seems like a bad idea.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Double Kick! It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE, but BRASS BALLS reduces it to the 3rd normal damage strike on SHRUIKAN! (3/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Leer! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Doom Desire! But then he remembers Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade were better.
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Force! But the shadows are feeling lazy and unmotivated to do anything.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dark Pulse! He turns off the lights but there’s still no EKG reading!
SHRUIKAN uses Sparkly Swirl! But stirring glitter into his ice cream ends up being a bad idea.

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Gold Rush! But he finds himself lost and confused in California.
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Powder! But his anthrax ended up being powdered sugar!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fling! But he’s not ready for a deep kind of relationship!
SHRUIKAN uses Focus Blast! But he gets distracted by a funny YouTube video!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magnet Rise! He dumps his fridge magnets in an elevator and sends it to the top floor!
SHRUIKAN uses Smack Down! But he’s feeling unsure about joining the WWF.

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sneak! But he’s playing a mage class!
SHRUIKAN uses Spore! But he refuses to play EA games.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Feint Attack! But his memory is playing tricks on him!
SHRUIKAN uses Spite! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (2/3)

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Heal Bell! It results in the 4th and final strike on SHRUIKAN! (4/4)

https://i.postimg.cc/1XWBfF7D/Chakraheader.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (92/100) – Did not appear.

DANG, that was close and the Brass Balls almost made the difference!

Chakra, you get your 1 EXP and your delightful selection of…

Devolve Shruikan to Poochyena!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Drop Shruikan into your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself silly!

How will you play out the party!?

Chakramaster

10-26-2021, 09:59 PM

Man that was a really close match.

Guess it's time to drop Shruikan into my wheel.

SPIN. THAT. WHEEL!!!!

Neo Emolga

10-26-2021, 11:25 PM

Man that was a really close match.

Guess it's time to drop Shruikan into my wheel.

SPIN. THAT. WHEEL!!!!

Wheel is love, wheel is life. <3

https://i.postimg.cc/SsKxkCFc/Unleash-The-Wheel.png

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Slaking
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Slurpuff
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Braxien
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Minccino
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fallout
Theme #2: Random Place on Earth
Theme #3: Buddies with Ryan Reynold
Theme #4: Pikachu. Pikachu everywhere
Theme #5: Winter means fun in the SNOW

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I like eggs
Usertitle #2: I'm winning!!!!1!1!!
Usertitle #3: Good times on PXR
Usertitle #4: This isn't even my final form!
Usertitle #5: Pikachu fan!

The RNG! It knows! IT KNOWS!!!

Neo Emolga

10-26-2021, 11:31 PM

Season 5 is pleased to meet you!

https://i.postimg.cc/SKdxBV5y/TheArena.png
SEASON 5

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LUGIA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS SYLVEON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SHINX https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CENTISKORCH https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/851.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PALPITOAD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS WOOPER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/194.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS TYRANITAR https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS BRAXIEN https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/654.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Neo Emolga

10-27-2021, 08:40 PM

Welcome to Mayhem, can I take your order?

https://i.postimg.cc/YC193tzL/Battle-Time.png

MASTER RNG, lounging in a pile of cheesecakes, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Sylveon and SHRUIKAN as Braxien to the battlefield!
Chakramaster Shruikan

Seems RNG really likes rematches, here!

CHAKRAMASTER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/654.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The STARRY COIN OF ROCKET BLASTERS AND PSYCHO DOLPHINS THAT LOVE ROOT BEER has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts things up with Core Enforcer! But hiring already-eaten apples as law enforcement seems like an iffy idea.
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Volcalith! But he’s still trying to work out how to perform miracles, too.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Will-O-Wisp! But it’s really him just lighting a sparkler.
SHRUIKAN uses Tail Whip! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Energy Ball! But he blows up a soccer ball in the process.
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Blast! He blows up an electric guitar!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Gunk Shot! He unloads an AK-47 on a septic tank!
SHRUIKAN uses Whirlpool! But he’s actually more of a Maytag kind of guy.

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Throw! He hurls his electric guitar across the arena!
SHRUIKAN uses Flail! But instead it’s just a lot of booty shaking.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magnitude! He sets his stereo speakers to be ultra loud!
SHRUIKAN uses String Shot! He shoots a ball of yarn with Baretta!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Foresight! But he just sold his crystal ball on Ebay!
SHRUIKAN uses Synchronoise! He plays multiple songs at the same time!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shattered Psyche! But that just results in him getting a headache!
SHRUIKAN uses Corkscrew Crash! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on CHAKRAMASTER! (4/3)

https://i.postimg.cc/YS2Bm2cs/Shruikan-Header-Template2.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (83/100) – Did not appear.

CRAZY. When you do use an item, you just barely lose. When you don’t, you get a flawless victory. :P

Congrats Shruikan! You get 1 EXP and your choice of…

Devolve Chakra into a cute and fluffy Eevee!
Use an Evolution Crystal to become a Delphox!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Get revenge and drop Chakra into your Wheel this time!
Or Wheel yourself silly!

It’s all up to you, now!

Shruikan

10-28-2021, 09:41 AM

If it was any other situation I'd Wheel Chakra, but my Wheel includes Sylveon and knowing my luck it'd land on that. Plus his wheel landed me on one of my favourite pokemon, so I'm not that mad about it.

So instead, I'll devolve myself into Fennekin to get rid of Deadpool Ryan from my banner/avatar.

And while I'm at it, I'll use my EXP to buy the LV1 Smart Cookie superpower. Cause Cookies are good. Unless it's the online kind, then they're not so good.

Neo Emolga

10-28-2021, 10:52 PM

Neo Emolga

10-28-2021, 11:31 PM

Good until the last drop! And this fountain of insanity never runs out!

https://i.postimg.cc/YC193tzL/Battle-Time.png

MASTER RNG, gluing leaves to himself, pulls in...

SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad and SCYTHERWOLF as Centiskorch to the battlefield!
SlickSlack Scytherwolf

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SCYTHERWOLF https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/851.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FIZZY COIN OF PAPER AIRPLANES has declared SLICKSLACK strikes first!

TURN 1
SLICKSLACK kicks things off with Double Slap! But she’s still trying to master the art of single slap.
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Volcalith! But she ends up mixing drinks all wrong instead.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Grav Apple! She throws an apple into the air but it still comes back down!

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Overheat! But that just makes her computer shut down.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Slash! And that ends up with her tires deflated!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hidden Power! But she wants to keep it a secret!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Power Gem! But it’s really a Ring Pop.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dive! But she’s really not up for eating at a bar.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Endure! It results in the 1st strike against SLICKSLACK! (1/3)

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Sunny Day! But that doesn’t work in the middle of the night!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leaf Tornado! But her leaf blower is all out of gas!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Sweetness! But she used all her sugar for cookies!

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Flame Wheel! And now she can’t drive her car anywhere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Astonish! But she’s shocked she doesn’t know it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leafage! But the landscapers took it all away!

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses Safeguard! But she likes being daring!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Toxic Thread! But she’s avoiding Reddit conversations about League of Legends.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Roar! But it just comes out as a silly bark instead.

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Air Cutter! But her scissors do nothing to the atmosphere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tail Slap! She spanks the thing coming out of her rear!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flip Turn! But she just does a funny shaky thing instead.

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Sand Tomb! She buries an action figure in the sandbox!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Focus Punch! But she’s distracted by a funny YouTube video!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heal Order! But the drive-thru tells her they don’t sell medical supplies.

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Smite! She fries a Pop Tart in the microwave!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nature Power! But nature is feeling lazy and unmotivated today.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Eruption! She shakes a soda can and then opens it!

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Wind Rage! But she finds getting angry at a hurricane hilariously ineffective.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Swords Dance! But she can’t even get them to get up off the floor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Branch Poke! It wiggles a bit and that’s all that happens!

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Laser Focus! But she didn’t mount a scope to her beam rifle!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fury Swipes! But that just ended up maxing out her credit card.

TURN 12
SLICKSLACK uses Lunge! She does a belly flop off the high dive!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nightmare! But she only ends up dreaming about ice cream and ponies!

TURN 13
SLICKSLACK uses Surging Strikes! But she doesn’t want more riots in her town.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Wicked Blow! But it only comes out as a cute puff of air!

TURN 14
SLICKSLACK uses Baddy Bad! But that lands her on Santa’s Naughty List!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Starfall! But she likes seeing them in the sky instead!

TURN 15
SLICKSLACK uses Max Geyser! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

https://i.postimg.cc/qM0DVRGF/Slick-Slack-Header.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (10/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Yeah, I kind of saw that coming! Slick, you get your 1 EXP and your choice of…

Devolve Scytherwolf into an adorable Sizzlipede!
Use an Evolution Crystal to become a Seismitoad!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Drop Scytherwolf into your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself silly!

Enjoy the party moment and…

Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings… or do you hand it to Scytherwolf to enjoy?

Decisions!

C0L0R3D

10-29-2021, 07:02 AM

Neo Emolga

10-29-2021, 10:24 PM

Oh boy. Well, let’s get this madhouse started!

Slick Goes Heccing Mad: The First Edition, Probably
Step One, of COURSE I’m gonna wheel them because holy moly have I waited along time to do that. BUT I’m using that wheelie to change some stuff.
Alolan Persian > Vaporeon
Fortree City, amirite? > Pride flags everywhere!

Hey, minor changes can make a mon happy, okay? As for that there deck, toss it my way! If I get punished for being reckless then what the hay, we all gotta be a bit wild sometimes.

Of course!

Nothing wrong with swapping Alolan Persian for Vaporeon, though for pride flags, since that's a bit of a touchy controversial subject matter (we at PXR like to keep things neutral in terms of politics/religious beliefs/identity and such), we'll make that Pokemon pride flags and have color palettes with the rolled Pokemon's colors with a little Pokemon emblem instead.

But if you're not crazy about that, let me know, you can keep the Fortree city theme or swap it with something else.

C0L0R3D

10-29-2021, 10:26 PM

Ah aight aight aight, my bad. Let’s just swap Fortree for “MS Paint Mode” instead then. I guess I WAS a bit wild and reckless for not thinking abt that, whoops.

Neo Emolga

10-29-2021, 11:00 PM

Ah aight aight aight, my bad. Let’s just swap Fortree for “MS Paint Mode” instead then. I guess I WAS a bit wild and reckless for not thinking abt that, whoops.

Nah, no worries, it's all good. :3

And having done MS Paint DBR stuff in the past, that's a good one. xD

Neo Emolga

10-29-2021, 11:05 PM

We still love you.

https://i.postimg.cc/SsKxkCFc/Unleash-The-Wheel.png

SLICKSLACK RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ampharos
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Vaporeon
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Palpitoad
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chimchar
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Feebas
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Tropius

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: DID SOMEBODY SAY STALKERS?!
Theme #2: Contests FOREVA!
Theme #3: Welcome to Unova, population you
Theme #4: MS Paint Mode
Theme #5: WHYS IT SO DANK

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I spilt mah fruit punch
Usertitle #2: *Snivy cry intensifies*
Usertitle #3: screaming is fun
Usertitle #4: totally not an enthraller lmao
Usertitle #5: WHAT IS LOVE

Geez man, these coincidences between themes and usertitles are unreal… o.O

But hey, you're all set for Halloween now!

Neo Emolga

10-29-2021, 11:09 PM

Hey, surprises and fun in store!

https://i.postimg.cc/wT8G2wZJ/DeckDraw.png

SLICKSLACK draws from the deck and the result is…

#8 BRAIN FART!
BARIN FART! - You lose 3 EXP! If you don’t have enough EXP, you lose a Superpower Level and that Superpower level (or the whole Superpower if you only had Level 1) goes to another random player! Agghhhh!

Dang, ow, that’s one of the more nastier ones…

Well, you have enough EXP to the point where you didn’t lose any Superpowers, but ehh, hopefully next time you get the Deck something better comes!

Neo Emolga

10-29-2021, 11:11 PM

https://i.postimg.cc/j56XcnGC/Pay-Day-Notice.png

You like money, we have money, go out and have some fun with it now!

C0L0R3D

10-29-2021, 11:12 PM

…well at least being reckless has its perks. I got me a Stalker-fied combo wheeled right up! If only I got Chimchar though…. *ahem* Shas.

Neo Emolga

10-29-2021, 11:33 PM

Admit it, you love this kind of crazy!

https://i.postimg.cc/YC193tzL/Battle-Time.png

MASTER RNG, fighting his own flying broomstick, pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Wooper and ARNISD as Tyranitar to the battlefield!
Voltaire Magneton arnisd

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/194.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

ARNISD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] – Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The PLUSHY COIN OF JUMPING ELEPHANTS AND SWEET SWEET CARAMEL POPCORN has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN 1
ARNISD starts things off with Minimize! He shrinks his active window to the taskbar instead!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aromatherapy! But spraying perfume everywhere doesn’t make him feel any better!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Double Slap! But he’s still trying to master the art of single slap.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Hex! But his Ouija board has no advice to offer.

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Steam Eruption! But then he would lose his entire game library!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Whirlpool! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on ARNISD! (3/4)

TURN 4
ARNISD uses G-Max Vine Lash! But he’s too far away from the closest vineyard!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Power Gem! But it’s really just a tasty Ring Pop.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Baneful Bunker! But he one he has was made to be safe and cozy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cosmic Power! Or at least he did until he woke up!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Obstruct! But there’s plenty of room to go around!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Grassy Glide! But he doesn’t want to ruin his lawn!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Guardian of Alola! But his contract with them expired!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Jungle Healing! But it’s really only offering a lot of humidity today.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Astral Barrage! But he’s never been to that plane of existence before!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sticky Web! But putting glue all over his Halloween decorations just makes a mess.

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Iron Defense! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 4th and final strike on ARNISD! (4/4)

https://i.postimg.cc/jSKQqHsb/Voltaire-Header2.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Ghy3w7tW/WinThing.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (1/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

DANG, the little Wooper proves triumphant in the face of danger! Voltaire, you get 1 EXP and your selection of…

Devolve arnisd into Pupitar!
Use an Evolution Crystal to become a Quagsire again!
Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
Or plop arnisd into your Wheel!

It’s your barbecue party and…

Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings… or do you hand it to arnisd to enjoy?

It’s all you!

Chakramaster

10-29-2021, 11:43 PM

…well at least being reckless has its perks. I got me a Stalker-fied combo wheeled right up! If only I got Chimchar though…. *ahem* Shas.

You're still lucky to even get the deck drop twice now. I want to draw from it too. xD

Voltaire Magneton

10-30-2021, 09:26 AM

I say let's yeet arnisd to the Wheel!

Neo Emolga

10-30-2021, 10:43 AM

I say let's yeet arnisd to the Wheel!

Sure, but are you drawing from the Deck, too, or are you giving it to arnisd?

Neo Emolga

10-30-2021, 02:31 PM

Rollin’ for Wheelz!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Cursed Emojis
Theme #3: WAH-luigi for Smash
Theme #4: Stan LOONA
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBros
Usertitle #5: *aggressively licks shape from sugar honeycomb*

Yeeeeshh, emojis… >.<

Dang, went from a kickass Tyranitar to Chikorita. But at least you become 374% more adorable!

Neo Emolga

10-30-2021, 02:41 PM

We appreciate the mayhem here. It’s tradition!

Checked with Voltaire on Discord and he’s drawing, so away we go!

https://i.postimg.cc/wT8G2wZJ/DeckDraw.png

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON draws from the deck and the result is…

#10 The Evil/Good Apple!
THE EVIL/GOOD APPLE! - Aglome Oen takes over as host of the game and you get to enjoy all his evil, snarky commentary! Bad things happen, like you take 1 HP damage if you whiff 10 times in a row and Friday Pay Day payouts are only 1 Coin because he takes half! But if this card is pulled again, it switches back to me and things return to normal! I’m a much nicer Emolga host!

…

…ohhhh boy. Looks like you-know-who’s coming out of his dungeon for a while. Boy, he’s going to be thrilled when he hears the news! Yikes.

arnisd

10-30-2021, 03:08 PM

Aaaaw damn, well didn't expect to win from a wooper uwu and here I was hoping to face Noble once again!
I will say you're right neo, Chikorita is a lot more adorable :)

AgloMe Oen

10-30-2021, 03:41 PM

Oh, well look at what we̘̝͗̍ have here. Vḭ̥̮͔̦͙̫ctim̱̝̩̱͚s!͚͙̯̰ And they’re fresh, tò̷̏̍͟o!

https://i.postimg.cc/mZqzPpkx/Battle-Time-Aglome-Oen.png

D͎͖I̫A̤͕͖̯̣̞͖B̤̦̰̩̤̺̙Ọ͍͍̳̻͍̼LI̙̜̜̺C̹A͚L̳̥͇̬͍̳ ͚̪͙͔͓̗MA͎̠̞S̘̣̠̮͙͕͇TER̙ R͙̤̼͎̟NG͙̹̩, chasin͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅg children with a chainsaw, drags in͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅ the bodie̘̝͗̍s of...

NOBLEJANOBII as Shinx and NEO EMOLGA as Lugia to the̘̝͗̍ SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
Noblejanobii

NOBLEJANOBII https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more̘̝͗̍ stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losin͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅg streak of 2, yò̷̏̍͟u get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are remove̘̝͗̍d until you hit a lò̷̏̍͟ss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/249.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time̘̝͗̍ you make an attack that would gen͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅerate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stò̷̏̍͟pping yourse̘̝͗̍lf!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <Non͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅe>

The D̞̺͇̯͙̭E͔̙̳R̰̦̮̩̗͙͍̲͍͚͕̜̙͈AN̯͇G̥̲̬͙̗̩͕̘̙̞̲̹̰̖ͅED̠̠ ͈̦͙̳͖̙͉ ̲̰͉̲̗̖ͅC͎͎͓͔͚͎̗̞O͉͍̯̙̺̟̯͙͉͔̹̠͎I̞̫̤͙̖̯N O̙͖̫̘̣̗̮̥̤̦̻̦̲̖F̦̮̫̦̠̙͓̝̮͇͙͚ͅ ̟͇͔̬̳̩GR̫͎̳̩̮͇̖̩̼IZ̺̖͙̼̖̯̭͈̬͔ͅZLY̖̝̦̖̞̳̻̪ ̫̫̬͙̥M̗̯̤̲̦̬̹̜̭̺̞͖ͅA͚̞̙̳̟̭̘S̞͓̪S͔͖̼̗̬̱̩̗̤̗͔̞̰̭A̳̫C ̭̪̻̲͈̺̻̞̲̖ͅRE̺̻̯͎̖̗̟̝̘͓͕͓S̖̗̺̮̣̖̣̞͓̺̠͚̝ has declare̘̝͗̍d the dark queen͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅ N̖̱̲̝O̫B̪͖̤LE̤J̺͕̲̪̦̳̹̻͖̱͇̮A̮̜̼̱̦̗N̫̗͉͙͇̳Ọ̥͔̠͚̞ͅB ̰͇̩̰I͙̬̮͚̝̮I̦ strike̘̝͗̍s first blood!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII starts the slaughte̘̝͗̍r with Thunder Punch! But he̘̝͗̍r aim sucks and she en͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅds up m̻̥̣ur̗͍͍͎̠̞d͓̥̺̮̳e̫̬r͇̖ing͈̳̜ an innocent Cleffa in͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅstead!
NEO EMOLGA uses Thunde̘̝͗̍r! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
…SMART COOKIE CHECK: (36/100) but he actually grows a brain ce̘̝͗̍ll and realizes that’s a stupid idea! Wow, Ne̘̝͗̍o, so you’re not a total mò̷̏̍͟ron after all!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bò̷̏̍͟uncy Bubble̘̝͗̍! But she was daydreaming and re̘̝͗̍alizes it was a live grenade she threw at the audience!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sin͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅister Arrow Raid! Well, he misse̘̝͗̍s but at least he makes sure the Cleffa Noble just killed won’t ever be identified! Yay!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Infern͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅo Overdrive! She misse̘̝͗̍s Neo but at least she did a great jò̷̏̍͟b burning down a village! Ha ha, Happy Halloween͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅ you sad little scrubs!
NEO EMOLGA uses Spit Up! He vomits out that disgusting dead Rattata he̘̝͗̍ ate!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bite̘̝͗̍! SHE OUTRIGHT MUR̻̣̙̤̖̲D̤̹̰̲E̹̹͚̻̱̫ͅR̻̪̠̣S NEO IN A SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO! AND YES, YOU FIND HIM V̩͓͉̩̝̤E͚̭̭̯RY ̺͍͉̞̳̰͍TA̪͚Ṣ̮̺̝̠ͅTY͚͈ AN͕̞̙͕̪͖̪D͉ ̥ͅDEL̬̳̦̯͈͍͕I̘̠̞͈̫C̥̩̲I͖̥̼OU̝̖̯͍̤̖S!̝̖!̩̱̙̦̭!̼ ͖̟̖̯

https://i.postimg.cc/wB1TRYWP/Noblejanobii-Header-Template.png
https://i.postimg.cc/ZKd9pPvW/Win-Thing-Aglome-Oen.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (1/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Oh… ò̷̏̍͟h, Noble̘̝͗̍, that was ḅ̮̝̳͈e̬͔͈aụ͍̘t͓͖̠i̤̻̭̲͍f͍̰̩u̞l̮̺͉̫. You get 1 EXP from murde̘̝͗̍rously munchin͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅg on Neò̷̏̍͟’s carcass and you get to enjoy doing an͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅy of these things to him!

Devolve his sò̷̏̍͟rry Lugia carcass in͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅto an e̘̝͗̍gg! Ha ha ha!
Burn an͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅ Evolution Crystal to become a badass Luxio!
Devolve an͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅd egg yourself for an͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅ Evolution Crystal!
Drop Neo scre̘̝͗̍aming in͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅto your WHEEL!!
Or Whee̘̝͗̍l yourself if you really want!

How do yò̷̏̍͟u play your n͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅightmare̘̝͗̍ today!?

And…

Do yò̷̏̍͟u draw from the Deck of Many Zings… or do you han͇̖͎̠̝͈̙̟̹̘̗̳͇̼ͧ̓̿̍ͥͣ̋ͧͮͤ̆͂͐̓̓ͅd it to Ne̘̝͗̍o Emolga to su̮̠̭͉̱̘̭̥͍̹f̲̤͈̳͖̳̪̩̹f̮̦͖̠͎ͅe̙r̲̖̫͚ with?

How dò̷̏̍͟es the dark mistress decide̘̝͗̍!? I eagerly await!

Noblejanobii

10-30-2021, 04:07 PM

C0L0R3D

10-30-2021, 04:09 PM

…I find it a tad concerning one battle or so after I land a Stalker combo on my wheel Aglome shows up. But hey, I guess we’re kinda in Stalker spirit now.

AgloMe Oen

10-30-2021, 05:36 PM

Hahaha wow that really is beautiful. Freed from constant battles with Arnisd and take down a legendary. Only in the DBR!

We're just gonna devolve Neo for now, but we can't go without a little chaos, so let's draw from the deck and see what mayhem it brings!

G͂ͧo͈͉͈̟̞̻o͖̳d̙! It makes me̴̢ͯ͒͂͟ woñ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀der if he would make for a very tasty o̮̮̬̯̥̬͇͎͔͈̠̜̳͊̍̆̂̊̋͊̐ͥ͐̅̒̚mele̴̢ͯ͒͂͟t. You know, with so̮̮̬̯̥̬͇͎͔͈̠̜̳͊̍̆̂̊̋͊̐ͥ͐̅̒̚me Grumpig bacon and some me̴̢ͯ͒͂͟aty Miltank bits. T͈̰̏ͥha̩̣̝t̹̠͈ͦ̽ͭͭͅ'̲̝̳̙̲͖ͫ̓ͤ͊̄̈s̺̳̦̼͂̋̀͐ m̳y̅ͦͫ̀ fͣ̎ͫă͉͈͓̼̮̌̊ͯͨ̚ͅv̇͐̾͗́̊͋ǒ͍̰̘̚̚r̩̙̤̤̯̖͌ͩ̃ͯ̚̚i͈̱ͤ̏ t̗̓e͙͕͓̓̊͌!

But ñ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀ow let’s see̴̢ͯ͒͂͟ what chao̮̮̬̯̥̬͇͎͔͈̠̜̳͊̍̆̂̊̋͊̐ͥ͐̅̒̚s you’re pulling out!

https://i.postimg.cc/YqTtNJB7/DBR2-Deck-Draw-Aglome-Oen.png

NOBLEJANOBII draws from the deck añ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀d the fate̴̢ͯ͒͂͟ is revealed…

#12 The Borrower!
THE BORROWER! - You get the Someoñ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀e Else’s Wheelie Item, which allows yo̮̮̬̯̥̬͇͎͔͈̠̜̳͊̍̆̂̊̋͊̐ͥ͐̅̒̚u to Wheel someoñ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀e using another player’s Wheel (even their own)!

Hey, like the idea of throwing arñ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀isd s͚̥̼ͪ̉ͭç͇̠̘̪̫͇̺͗ͣ͑͛̅͛ͤr͑͋ͩ͡ë̺̗̪́͆̂a̘̹ͪͬm͉̝̭̼̻i̤̺n ̰̱̜g̦̹͖̳̻͙̍̀̄̇̊ͦ into his own Wheel? Hey, I like the idea of picking whoe̴̢ͯ͒͂͟ver’s Wheel is the WORST and dishing this little bit o̮̮̬̯̥̬͇͎͔͈̠̜̳͊̍̆̂̊̋͊̐ͥ͐̅̒̚n them. Sounds like damñ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀ good fun!

You have̴̢ͯ͒͂͟ fuñ̰̭͔̞̲̥̱̥́͌̃̑ͩ͐̀ with that mo̮̮̬̯̥̬͇͎͔͈̠̜̳͊̍̆̂̊̋͊̐ͥ͐̅̒̚nstrosity now!

AgloMe Oen

10-30-2021, 06:41 PM

The audience is N̫̖͚̯̝̜̣̤͕͈ͯ̂͌̍ͮ͐̽ͧ͐̿O̞̙̗͖̻̟͓̖Ṭ͖̦͎͎̘̳̪̟̺̮ entertained enough! More s̳͕l͑aͧ̒ṷ̖̥̄̒̃g̟̤h͍t͋͂͑ͮ̈́̌e͂̄͛ͩr̪̣̩ͥ͆̉ required!

https://i.postimg.cc/tCGspZ7W/The-Arena-Aglome-Oen.png
Š̻E̘ͯA̪͕̹̎͋ͧ̽ͅS̙̯O̫͖̖̭͇̝̘̒ͯ̓̉ͥͧ̑N̘̯̳͈̘̓̀̈́̋ͬ ̦̦͚̬ͨ̿ͤ̈6̠̤͔̲̤̄̏ͣ͐̓6̹̻6̯͚

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS CINCCINO https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/573.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS SYLVEON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SHINX https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS AMPHAROS https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/181.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PALPITOAD https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS WOOPER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/194.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS CHIKORITA https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/152.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS FENNEKIN https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/653.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Neo Emolga

10-30-2021, 06:50 PM

Eh heh, well, that was painful… >.<

In the interest of that wonderful thing called survival that I didn’t get to enjoy in that last battle, I’m going to spend 1 EXP and 3 Coins on the Yes, I Lift Bro Level 1 Superpower and yeah, let’s use that last Coin for some Brass Balls and Prime that, also.

Voltaire Magneton

10-31-2021, 02:17 AM

Neo Emolga

10-31-2021, 06:13 PM

What in the fresh heck did I unleash LMFAO

You unleashed Aglome Oen, that's who! He's a chaotic evil Emolga doppelganger of myself (I'm more chaotic good, heavy on the "chaotic" as you know) who laughs whenever someone gets hit with something horrible or dies in the Stalkers RPG! Lately he's wanted to expand his presence into other areas like some greedy corporation of evil!

Heck, when he first appeared in the original Stalkers RPG back in 2016, he even caused someone with trypophobia to get a nasty reaction and we had to have a round table moderator discussion to get that under control and put warnings around! That's like Electric Soldier Porygon material right there!

Yeah, really swell guy. Not. Don't trust him for a second.

AgloMe Oen

10-31-2021, 08:02 PM

You unleashed Aglome Oen, that's who! He's a chaotic evil Emolga doppelganger of myself (I'm more chaotic good, heavy on the "chaotic" as you know) who laughs whenever someone gets hit with something horrible or dies in the Stalkers RPG! Lately he's wanted to expand his presence into other areas like some greedy corporation of evil!

Heck, when he first appeared in the original Stalkers RPG back in 2016, he even caused someone with trypophobia to get a nasty reaction and we had to have a round table moderator discussion to get that under control and put warnings around! That's like Electric Soldier Porygon material right there!

Yeah, really swell guy. Not. Don't trust him for a second.

You do realize I’m rig̹ẖ̪t͓̙ͅ ̼he̝re and can hear everything you say about me? Well, I talk smack behind your back too, so I get that makes us even.

Ah, whatever. I love Halloween͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅ. Nothing like death, fear, and handin͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅg diabetes and obḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅sity to young children!

Now then, can’t spell “s͚̰͓͍̫̪̅̃ͩ͂̈̎la̿ͯȕ̄̌ght͗̒ͦ̂̂͛ͥe̘͎̣̣̘͎ͦ̈̎̔̋ͦr” without “laughter!” Let’s see whoͩ gets to suffer on this won͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅderfully macabre day!

https://i.postimg.cc/mZqzPpkx/Battle-Time-Aglome-Oen.png

DERANGED MASTER RNG, eatin͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅg babies with a mḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅at hook, d̼ͯr̗̦͖̗̝̀͗ͭͥ̚aͬ́ͪͮͬ̑gs͎̝͕͍̘̙ͤ͑ͦͪ̌̃ in the bodies of…

NEO EMOLGA as Cin͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅccino and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Wooper to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
Voltaire Magneton Neo Emolga

NEO EMOLGA https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/573.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time yoͩu make an͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/194.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅ after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Whḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅elie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The PSYCH̤O͖̬̦T̤͖̤I̥̭̮C ͅC͙̙O͇IN OF ̭͔T̯͇ͅR̬͉Ạ̰͚SH̰̮͕ ̲͓B̙A̪͎ͅGS ͚FI͎͚̟LLE̱̳D W̻͍IT̥Hͅ ̱̥̻B̞͓̯ODY̤̞ PART̩͖S̞ has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first blooͩd!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts the murder parade with Revḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅lation Dance! He summon͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅs the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Reflect Type! But he in͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅstead loͩses his mind and runs over an Iggybuff with a steamroller. Squishy!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Veevee Volley! He plays volleyball with a severed Eevee’s head!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cut! Well, he would have slashed his own͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅ wrists if he had any!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Icḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ Beam! He blasts a glacier with a plasma rifle to contribute toͩ the atrocities of global warming!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Low Kick! In͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅstead he misses Neo and kicks an innocent Mr Mime in the junk!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Thunder! It has NO EFFECT…
…SMART COOKIE CHECK: (96/100) but he L̻̗̹EAR̹̪NE̖D̼̼̦ ͙̦̫BLOOD̪̗͇Y̻̭ ͇̜̻N̼̤̣OT̪̰H̗̗̝I̹NG͙̖͚ ͍̫F̙R̟O̫͎M Y͇E͍͔ST̰̟E̫̟R͎͍DḀY̦’S B͈A̦TT̻̦̰LE̝͙͖ and painfully R̠E̙̯̺ALI̹̯Z͕̮͕E͓̬͚S̫͔ HI͖S S̯͎TU̜̗̤PID̮̬IT̜Y! But his BRASS BALLS reduces the damage toͩ a REGULAR STRIKE! (1/5) Booo!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Thief! He fails because he’s been too goͩodie-two-shoes and hasn’t learned the art of STEALING!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Pound! It deals an AGO̦̰̞̥ͅN̼̦͕I̱̗̰̼͇Z͎͕̯̭̲̻̳IN̘G ̳̝͎͔͉͉B̘͎̣̼̪̹̰Ḽ͖̱O̦̪̠͍͎̹W to VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Freeze-Dry! Hḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ stores the boͩdies in his meat locker for later con͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅsumption! Yum!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Black Holḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ Eclipse! And he causes an entire galaxy to be swalloͩwed into the void! Nice one, Neo!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Water Sport! And he drown͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅs half the audience in the madness!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Misty Exploͩsion! He blows up an ḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ntire city block but hey, at least there’s glitter and sparkles, right!?
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Leech Seed! But he got the wrong ones and instead bought deadly nightshade. Still makes for a great bouquet, though! Take a sn͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅiff!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Dark Void! And he sḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅nds another galaxy into his noͩthingness hole! What a charmer!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Obstruct! He blocks all the fire ḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅scapes before committing arson͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅ!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Struggle Bug! He sadistically fries some ants with a magnifying glass!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cottoͩn Spore! But it’s really his anthrax hḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ shares with the surviving members of the audience.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Swap! He switches the live jumper cablḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅s from his first victim to the n͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅext!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Forḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅sight! But he doesn’t realize he’s too late to tell the children toͩ beware the oncoming train!

Voltaire, seriously!? I’ve seen zombies better at this “kill your opponḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅nt” thing than you! Get with it! That overly-fluffed fat chin͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅchilla is your target!
AGLOME OEN strikes VOLTAIRE MAGNETON for 1 HP DAMAGE! (2/3)
The beatings will continue until morale improves!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Poison Powder! He distributḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅s even more anthrax to the audien͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅce! So generous!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rapid Spin! He tosses a cute Azurill into a blender and turn͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅs it on!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses Doͩuble Hit! Well, he pulverizes a Jigglypuff to dḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ath quite well, but that wasn’t his actual opponent!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Frost Brḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ath! He summons an ice dragon to decimate an entire village!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Coil! He tiḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅s up his victims in the cellar and kills the lights!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Stored Power! He overloͩads the reactor at the n͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅuclear power plant!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Night Daze! He puts Everclear into the children’s fruit drinks! Weeee!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Electric Terrain! He sprays water everywhere and runs a cable intoͩ it!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA uses Rock Throw! He gives soͩme random kid Charmander a concussion!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON usḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅s Twineedle! He gives the wrong inmates a lethal injection!

Yeah, Neo, aboͩut that “do something effective thing” that you seḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅m to have so much trouble grasping? Here, let me show you how you’re supposed to doͩ it, you idiot!
AG̱̬̠̠̮̣L̟̳͚̲̣̺̺O͙͖̠̳̙M̲E̱͈̯̦̮̼̩ ̗̪͙̘OḘ͚͉̜N̤͈͈̪̭̻ͅ ̮str̻̞i͍k̹̩͈͉̥͍̫e̫̘̰s̪̤̫͇̥̭̲ ̩͉̪̭̹NE̫̟̹̳̹͙O ̪̩͖EM̬͈̯OLG̞A ̝̳̳f̦̖͕̯̩̲̩o̝̺̻͉̥ͅͅr͚͖̲̟͕̠̗ ̖̳̰1 HP͉̬̲̠̘͉ ͔̦͔͍DAMAG̯͉͙̖E̖͚̱̞̳̣ͅ!̜̦͚̯͕̦̤ (2/5)

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Growth! He feeds Audrey II his latḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅st victims.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Acid Armor! But then͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅ he realizes it’s a terrible fashion statement.

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses Fury Cutter! And that’s why him and his scissors are covered with bloͩod, officer!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Teeter Dance! He enjoͩys watching the childrḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅n he intoxicated fumble around and crash into each other!

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA uses Decoͩrate! He decoratḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅s his front yard for Halloween! With real body parts!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sludge Bomb! It causes HIDE̲̩͈̥̗ͅO̮͙̼̞̼̤̥Ṳ̝͉͉̙S͇̰̤̰̬̲̲ ͚̟͎͖P̗̬A̠̭͍͔I̖̰N A̲̲͖̦̼͈̼N̠̺͇̹͎D͉̺̜̞̘͎ ͙̳̤̮̺̞̰AG̮͎͍̣̭O̻͖̹̩N͚̤͙̜̞͚Y̭̘ ͙t͓̼͚̦̳͉ͅo̦̤̟̱͙̹͔ N̤͖͕̤̻͙EO͙̘ͅ ̼Ẹ̫M͉̻͓̪̯̦O̮͇L̟̼̥G̝A!̼̹̙ (3/5)

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA uses Fire Fang! Hḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ sets Dracula on fire, but that doͩesn’t help him with attacking Voltaire.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mega Drain! And all the crime scene evidence has disappeared!

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA uses Seismic Toͩss! Except he ends up throwin͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅg an Oddish into space instead of Voltaire.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Needle Arm! He sticks a sevḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅red arm to a cactus!

TURN 21
NEO EMOLGA uses Swift! I͑̊̎ͨt̃ ̠̙̥͇f͎ͩịn̠͍̩͑̐̍a̲͚̙͈̜̐͛̃͑̓̈́ͅl̃ly͓̼͊ͮ ͆̃ͣ̈MU̳̇RDË̟̙̹̤́̂̓̏R̫ͫS̹͙͓̬ ̥̩̥ͯͮͥV͌̒̿̎̐͑̀O͓̜̙̘̠̍̓ͭ̑ͥLT̞̳͈͇̙̱̅ͮ͌ͧͫ̋̚ͅA̩͉̎ͤ̑͛̚ͅ ̰̝I̥͈̯̘̲͉ͩ̅ͯ̌̿ͥR̗̬̘̺E̤̪̯̮ Mͭ̊ͫ̿̅̓Aͮ̓́́ͥͬͦG̘̬̥͚̊̂̊̀N̓͆̐ͤ͐̽̇E̟ͫT̻̬̟͎̃ͪͨ͗Ŏ̍̾ͨ̏ ̰͉̳̺ͅÑ̦̙̿ ̞̤̫̙̄̐̃̍̚ͅw̦ḯ̹̮̬̤̆͛́th̉ ̹̠̮̱͚̫ͅa r̰̙̩̘aͥͪͧ͊z͈̹̲̃ͮ̽o̯̰͇r̥̞̤̪̙̗-sh̫͉͐̌ä̝̭͕̻͔͑͆̆ͣr̠̬̲̬̰͉ͪͪ̈́ͪ̓̓p ̠͓ͧͬͬͅf͑ͦ̅ḽ̺̜̘ṵ͕̥̿̇͑ff͎̫͙̮͙̙̂͂̉ͣ̚̚y͚̣̯̳̙ ͤͫ̋o͎̺̺ͪ̐̃f̻̲̳̺̰͈̣̔̓͒ͩ̎̈́ͩ ̦̫̼ͤ͐ͣs̗ẗ́͐ͪ̃a̬̰̝͉ͤ̊͊ͪr̙͈͈̬ͫͨ̀͗s̭̩͗̍!̥͍̗̝ͮ̄̇ͫ̔ ̤ (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (42/100) – No Dḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ck for you, scrub! In the world of Trick or Treat, you got TRICKED!

Neo. Neoͩ winning on Halloween. G̗̪̓̇Ạ̹̺͎́̌ͬͮAͧ̀̏̀̊H̩̬̽̎H̪̟͍̟̜̤,̮͇ ͚̖̝̰̮̦̂̈̌̿͂̚W͗̎Ô͎̰͎͕̱̰͓̑̿͐͒́ͪRS͈͒Ṫ̰̩͈̫̦͐̋ͤ̅͒ ̺ H̗̠̦̙̭̆̏ͯͤ͆AL̬̺̖̥̣̱̘̐ͧͩ̓̏͌ͤLOͭͬͮW͉̠͔͖̰̳̔ͪ̉̈́ͩͪÉ̜E̘ ̖̣̯͖̦N͚̟̼̯͌ͭͨ̀ E̼̳̫̭̥ͬ͑̒̓̎ͮͅVE̺̊R̥̮͇̯̪̄̿̂͆̆!̲͈̗̀̄̉̚ͅ That’s like even worse than the crap Covid-19 did to Hallowḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅en last year! I S͖̙WE̟AR̗̞ I̦͈’̠̤̖L͔̺̬L͈ ̲G̱̪̗E̮T͇͈ ̥YOU B̝͎A͉C̻K̖̼̗ FOR̥͓̤ THI̮S!̙͇̬ Voltaire, I was betting money on you, too! I would have cheated if this wasn’t being livestreamed! Stupid livestream.

Ugh, fine. Neo, you get yoͩur LOUSY 1 EXP and you gḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅t to decide…

Devolve an͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅd egg Voltaire. But I get to eat the omelet.
Devolve and kill yoͩurself for Evolution Crystals! Yeah, good idea!
Or Wheel yourself. Yeah, go ahead and do that!

I’ll just havḛ̬̫̭̍͒́̅ to steal all your can͖̱͉̬͙̠̯̮̳͉̠ͩͫͨͫͤͫͨͣ̉ͤ͋̂ͅdy as revenge.

Neo Emolga

10-31-2021, 08:23 PM

Man, leave it to Aglome Oen to make you feel like smut even after winning…

As fun as Wheeling Voltaire would have been, that Mighty Shield says no, so I’m going to have to go with a devolve and egg on this one. Gotta save that self-Wheel if and when I end up as something awful.

AgloMe Oen

11-02-2021, 03:12 AM

Hi there. Iͦͧͬt͉̭͎̋ͤ̏’s̅̔̔ͣͧ̑ ͉̳̱̘̀̃ͮ̋a̙̮͖͖̹nar̟̬͔͎̦͔̮c̯̗͎hy ̪͈̥͍̰̦̳c̼̩̠͖̞̀̎̽̂̈́a̎ͬlḽ͖͇͔̌͒ͭ͛i̳͉ng!̝͉̜͂̍ͫ

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, setting ē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀verything on firē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀…

NOBLEJANOBII as Shinx and SLICKSLACK as Palpito͈̦̟͕̣͍͚ad to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
Noblejanobii SlickSlack

NOBLEJANOBII https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add thrē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀e more stages of Pokémon̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you likē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The MACABRE COIN OF D̰ͭẢR̗̗̙̗ͥ͛ͮͬK̹͕̖̦̩̞̍̎ͣ̽̽̂ ̼̗̻̫̤͗͊͐͒ͫH̫̙̬̦̼̲ͮͯ̽̓̎́O̔͐͆̽̿͑LO͙̦̠̠̱͖̬̓́ͫͫͥ͊ͩC̻̠ͅ ̻A̙̖̱̱̝Û̀ͫ̍S̜̠̾̅T͇S͙͕͖̝͔̙̜͊ͥ̄͊̆̓͑ has declared SLICKSLACK strikes first blooͩd!

TURN 1
SLICKSLACK begins the slaughter with Bitē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀! She takes a big chomp of out a jugular vein̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Cross Cho͈̦̟͕̣͍͚p! And now there’s a Squirtle in four separate pieces!

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Vinē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ Lash! She whips her slaves into o͈̦̟͕̣͍͚bedience!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Baddy Bad! Nah, she’d rather n̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ot do something with a stupid name like that!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Darkest Lariat! But she prefers things with blades and knives.
NOBLEJANOBII usē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀s Razor Shell! But she misses and tosses it into the crowd!

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Stored Power! She overloads the reactor at the n̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽uclear power plant!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bolt Strike! Except she zaps a Pidgey to a crisp instead!

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Dragon Hammē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀r! Except Smaug tells her to͈̦̟͕̣͍͚ piss off and buy her own.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Stomp! She turns a Caterpie into a puddle of goo!

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses Ice Burn! She melts a glacier, doing her part for accelerating climate change!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ingrain! She stitches the bo͈̦̟͕̣͍͚dies of her victims to the ground!

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Submission! She forces her slaves to hear and o͈̦̟͕̣͍͚bey her dark command!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Camouflage! And n̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ow the authoritiē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀s will never find the bodies!

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Block! She seals off the exits before making the mine collapse!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Covet! Shē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ uses a bloodletter to satisfy her thirst for that sweet, sweet blood!

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK uses Baton Pass! But she instead hands the next runner a stick o͈̦̟͕̣͍͚f dynamite!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mach Punch! But she instead beheads a Mime Jr with a flamin̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽g fist!

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses Frost Breath! But she only vomits all over her next victim.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Multi-Attack! She strikes multiple audience members at the same time!

Ladies, we’re n̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ot getting any younger here and we’d all likē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ to get this done before our eyes sink into the back of our skulls. Wake up and get with the program!
AGLOME OEN strikes both SLICKSLACK and NOBLEJANOBII for 1HP DAMAGE! SLICKSLACK (1/3) NOBLEJANOBII (1/3)
Now do somethin̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽g!

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Bone Club! But shē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ prefers using the skeletal remains o͈̦̟͕̣͍͚f her victims for stabbing weapons.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grudge! But she’d rather pursue an̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ actual murder instead.

TURN 12
SLICKSLACK uses Heat Crash! She drops a furnace from the roof down to the people below!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Tailwind! But she overdoes it and causes a plane to crash!

TURN 13
SLICKSLACK uses Leech Life! But she bites an inn̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ocent Pichu and realizes her fangs haven’t fully developed yet.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Strength Sap! But she gets it wrong and only causē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀s everyone at the hospital to become anemic.

TURN 14
SLICKSLACK uses Taunt! She laughs and throws in̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽sults at her victims! Before cutting them up, of course.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Retaliate! She gets back at the bullies she used to know in grammar school! And now they’ll all have to have closed casket funerals.

TURN 15
SLICKSLACK usē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀s Razor Wind! But it’s actually a rapidly spinning propeller that she sends flyin̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽g into the crowd.
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Snooze! Except she cranks it a bit to͈̦̟͕̣͍͚o high and makes that Snorlax sleep a bit more permanently. Whoops!

TURN 16
SLICKSLACK uses Minimizē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀! But she finds out the hard way trying to squeeze a Rattata through a vent just makes him go squish in a warm and gooey way.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Scale Shot! She opens fire on someon̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽e who was just trying to see how much they weigh!

TURN 17
SLICKSLACK uses Wonder Room! She locks a bunch of kids up and sprays hallucinogenic gas into the room!
NOBLEJANOBII uses False Surren̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽der! Except they see right through it and shē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ had to end up killing everyone instead.

TURN 18
SLICKSLACK uses Jump Kick! Except she misses Noble and now a mo͈̦̟͕̣͍͚ther Furret has to explain to her husband why her kid is missing a head.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Morning Sun! And n̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ow all the nocturnal Pokémon despise her.

TURN 19
SLICKSLACK uses Thunder Fang! Except runn̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ing voltage through Dracula only really pisses him off.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Clanging Scales! She keeps the whole nē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ighborhood up at night screaming for her demise!

TURN 20
SLICKSLACK uses Baddy Bad! Except she rather be completely rotten and evil instead.
NOBLEJANOBII usē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀s Ominous Wind! But they’re no͈̦̟͕̣͍͚t paying her en̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ough to haunt a house.

…
Ladies, seriously, at least try murdering each other sometime today. This has got to be embarrassing for both of you!
AGLOME OEN strikē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀s both SLICKSLACK and NOBLEJANOBII for 1HP DAMAGE! SLICKSLACK (2/3) NOBLEJANOBII (2/3)
We wann̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽a see blood!

TURN 21
SLICKSLACK uses Malicious Moonsault! Except she misses and blows up a planet instead.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Branch Poke! But she jabs a Yun̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽goos too hard and impales him in the eye.

TURN 22
SLICKSLACK uses Continental Crush! But blowing up an entire continent isn’t quite as much fun as destroying entire planets.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Powder Snow! But it’s rē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ally anthrax she spreads aro͈̦̟͕̣͍͚und everywhere!

TURN 23
SLICKSLACK uses Flatter! Except she gets it mixed up with “fatter” like a nimrod and feeds a stuffed Snorlax a wafer-thin mint.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Jump Kick! And an̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽other kid loses their head!

TURN 24
SLICKSLACK uses Reflect Type! She breaks a mirror by accident but decides to make good use of the shards in her torture chamber.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Men̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽acing Moo͈̦̟͕̣͍͚nraze Maelstrom! But she wants hē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀r apocalypse to involve fire instead.

TURN 25
SLICKSLACK uses Simple Beam! Except here the caveman can do it and she can’t! Ha!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Drill Peck! But she thinks it involves welding a dagger to her face.

TURN 26
SLICKSLACK uses Fake Tears! But when people sē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀e right through it, she makes them cry REAL tears!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Magic Powder! And she causes some kids to get addicted to drugs!

TURN 27
SLICKSLACK uses Splash! She jumps around in the kiddie pool she filled with blo͈̦̟͕̣͍͚od!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Leaf Tornado! Except it escalates in̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽to a real tornado and devastates the countryside!

TURN 28
SLICKSLACK uses Petal Dance! But she finds that Lilligant she ripped the flowē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀r off of would rather kill her now than do͈̦̟͕̣͍͚ the tango.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Never-Ending Nightmare! But she needs to do a lot more damage to her align̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽ment before using that!

TURN 29
SLICKSLACK uses Thrash! She beats a Sentret into a bloody pulp!
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Tartness! But that in̙̥͎̜̼̩̱̬͂̈ͦͯ̄̄ͣ̽stead causes evē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ryone to get monstrous obesity.

TURN 30
SLICKSLACK uses Court Change! But to her, that involves burning it all down instead.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dark Pulse! But shē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ finds out the darkness is more dead than living.

…30 TURNS AND NOTHING!?
S̤̜̰̠ͮ͒̉̏͆ͅWÉ̿̒ͬͫ̇ͮ̿ͥͮ̽̎ͪͫE̘͙̺̠̞̘̩̾̄́̌ͫ͗̈́ͪ̆ͬ̎ͩͫ̓ͅ ͚̘̹̥̰̻T͍͚̆͆̊ͅ ̃̎̎ͬ̀͗͛̂͐̋ͩ̋͗ͨM͈̪̭̞̟̙Ȏ̋ͣ̉̌̎ͧͤͮ̈́̐Ț̗H̦͉͆̓̿ͥ̔ͥ̐̒̉̚ͅ ̼̯͖̮͈̼ͅER ̩̭̺̞̟̮͕͖̱͇͔͐̒͋ͩ̒ͪ̔͊ͩ͑̚O͇̙͎̼̰̻͖̱͓̺͔͙͒ͨ̓͒͌͗̿̍ͪ̈́̔͌͐̎̚ ͍̝ͅF̹̝̫͙̜́́ͪ͗ͪ ̥̪̗̥͎͎̞G͉̼͙̱̞͍̙̥̝͈͖̝̜̮̩I̭͇̲͔̲̬̫͍̩ͪ̂̃̒ͬ̈́̑͊͒RAͯͤ̐ͮ̅ͣ ̯̖̺̹̝̟̪̘̹̱͚͚̱̪̦ͭ̑̓͆͐̋̓̀͌TI̒̃͒̍͊̆́͗̈ͩͥ̑N̰̘͎̻̲ͣ͒̿̔̓̎ ̻A̮͖̲ͦ̊ͤ, this is just SAD. If I had it my way, you’d bo͈̦̟͕̣͍͚th die, but ugh, I suppose I have to let one of you win and live. So let’s flip a coin! Heads and Noble dies and Tails, Slick fries. So with a little flip…
TAILS! Sorry, no͈̦̟͕̣͍͚t sorry, Slick! Enjoy a n̰̳͔̳̖͍̥̎̾̾͐̈͒́̓ͅice dirt nap, try hitting something next time and maybe this won’t happen̰̳͔̳̖͍̥̎̾̾͐̈͒́̓ͅ!!

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (5/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Ugh, that was just h̩̰̳͇̣̲̟͚o͗͑̍̽̀̐̔̾ͧͩ͂͊ͨ͒r̃̊̾̽́͒̏̉͌̽͒͂ͥr͗̍͂͌ͫ̊̅ͪͦí ̗̮̗͎̟ͪ͆̈͒b͔͎̻̥̝̫ͩ̋͌̔̊̒l̯̤̬̣͔͇̖̗͙͙ͅe̟͉ͮ̎. Take your 1 EXP that yo͈̦̟͕̣͍͚u didn’t actually ē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀arn and…

Devolve Slick into a pathetic Tympole.
Devolve and kill yoͩurself for an Evolution Crystal! Nothing wronͨ̃̋͑ͭͮg with that!
Evolve yoursē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀lf to Luxio and stop being a pansy Shinͨ̃̋͑ͭͮx.
Or Wheel yourself. Because you’re p̱̳̙̘s̗̰̺̠ͥ̿̃͆y̲̱̘̟͎̘c̫̜̜̖̋͒̂̆hö̻̬̺́̏̆ti̘̼̹̣͐ͫ̌̎cͪ ͍̩̞̩ͧ̌͛.

And…

Do you try your luck with the Dē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ck or do you to͈̦̟͕̣͍͚ss it in Slick’s zombie facē̥͈̱̤̒͛̀ to deal with!?

Go oń̦, d̏̏ͬ͌ͥ͐ȅͣ̎̃c͍̥̩̬ͧ͊̃͆i͍̻̠͙̣̎͑̇̄ͪde̠̦̮ a̩͚̫ͭ̅̊l̟r͕͊ë͓͙̳̘̮ͣ̆̆̂ͬͅă̠̞̮̮̘ͤ̐̌̔d̗̪̣͇̲̻̈́̆ͬ̉̓ͯy ̰!̰̩̳̠ͦͪ̃́

Noblejanobii

11-02-2021, 03:25 PM

............ huh. Gotta admit, I figured that was a surefire loss but hey I'll take it.

We'll just devolve SlickSlack for now. And yeah I'll draw from the deck sure why not.

AgloMe Oen

11-03-2021, 12:15 AM

............ huh. Gotta admit, I figured that was a surefire loss but hey I'll take it.

We'll just devolve SlickSlack for now. And yeah I'll draw from the deck sure why not.

Dͬͬͥ͋͆E̹̖̰͕̙͋̂ͫ̎̐V͓͈̙̜̽ͥͫ͐O͖͖̯͇̔͊ͪ̿L̯V̰̤̘̞͙̟̫ED̝̩̬ ͚!ͬͫͯͮ̒ And dé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗ath creeps in just a little closé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗r!

As for the Dé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗ck, sure, let’s see what rͭo͗͒̉͑tt̗̗̘͛ͬ̊e̦̼ͧͣn͉̍ thin̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅg you rip out of it!

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NOBLEJANOBII draws from the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#12 The Bǒ̶ͮ̉͑ͤͤ̓ͮͦ̚͘rrower!
THE BORROWER! - You get the Someone Else’s Wheelie Item, which allows you tǒ̶ͮ̉͑ͤͤ̓ͮͦ̚͘ Wheel someone using another player’s Wheel (even their own)!

This again? Maybe we n̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅeed to add mǒ̶ͮ̉͑ͤͤ̓ͮͦ̚͘re cards to this thin̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅg! Ooh, I have plé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗nty of m͇͔̠̯̭̦̟̌ͤ́͆̈̚̚a̭͇͇̱͓͚ͦ̇ͣͤ̾͗l͇̗̥͍̃ͣ͆̚i̱͉̥̞͚ͣ̎͗ͧ̅̀ͨ ̝̥c͉̮̒̌i̳̜ő͖u̦̖̞̝̾̓̿̄s ones in mind!

Ok, that’s all, go away nǒ̶ͮ̉͑ͤͤ̓ͮͦ̚͘w.

C0L0R3D

11-03-2021, 12:26 AM

AgloMe Oen

11-03-2021, 01:09 AM

Honestly, being a Tympole is somewhat worse but this is you we’re on about Aglome, so I won’t judge ya. But whatever, if buying reinforcements is a thing the moment this line goes down I’m bringing in some new mons.

Nuh uh! The Rein̸̜̲͖̟̖̫̤͖͠forcements item was take̘͇̫̩̫͒ͨͬ͗͗n out because it cǫ͔̜͚̦̥ͥ͛͊ͣ̎͜uld have made this in̸̜̲͖̟̖̫̤͖͠ane game go on foreve̘͇̫̩̫͒ͨͬ͗͗r until we're all un̸̜̲͖̟̖̫̤͖͠dead rotten corpse̘͇̫̩̫͒ͨͬ͗͗s! Which is okay, because death is no excuse̘͇̫̩̫͒ͨͬ͗͗ to stop working!

You want more mon̸̜̲͖̟̖̫̤͖͠s, go buy Compe̘͇̫̩̫͒ͨͬ͗͗nsator and level that up! Because e̘͇̫̩̫͒ͨͬ͗͗veryone has to cǫ͔̜͚̦̥ͥ͛͊ͣ̎͜mpensate for somethin̸̜̲͖̟̖̫̤͖͠g! Ha ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-03-2021, 01:11 AM

Come ǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌n, we still haven’t gotten our b̟͓̣͈̪̰̫̔̈ͦͯ́ͧ̎ehͩ̊eä̹̞̯̦̣́̇̐̈́ͤd́̀i̗ng̻̪̟͇̣̈ͮͧ̌͌ͧ̑ ̮̟ quota done for the week! But we’re makin̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽g great progress!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, e̙atin̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽g̫͎ pup̤py͇̝ ͓b̝r͎̪̻ai̲͎̖ns, drags in the bodie̻͚̫͂̅̚s of…

SCYTHERWOLF as Ampharos an̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽d SHRUIKAN as Fennekin to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
Scytherwolf Shruikan

SCYTHERWOLF https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/181.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice̻͚̫͂̅̚ for the first 10 turn̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽s!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/653.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌re stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stoppin̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽g yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The D͈̰EADḼ̥Y͉͈ ̜̜͎C͓͔O̘̳̘IN ̬OF LO̳͉̯S͈T͈̖ ̳S̪̻OU̗LS̪̫ has declare̻͚̫͂̅̚d SHRUIKAN strikes first blooͩd!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts the madness with Gunk Shǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌t! He loads up his cannon with body parts!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pluck! And now she has a fresh pair of eyeballs!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hyper Beam! It makes S͚ͬH͇̮̿͊͂ͅR͈̪̣̅̿̽Ŭ̲̤̞̉ͭI̩̲ͫ̑KA̙͒N̪̫̄ͣ ̳̓C̜̑R̥̘Yͣͅ B̐ͫL͕̓ͥͅO͗O̥̊D̘ͦ ͖W͎̄I͙̫͉T̰̅H A͙͍ͩ̾ P̜̱A̟͍̗͌̂̔I̖ͮNF̺ͥU͔͉̻L̺̬ ͌ͅS̝̜̏͋C̝̓R̝͈̳͌̆ͬḘ͚̥A̝̅M!͈ (1/3)

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Camouflage! And n̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ow the authorities will never find the bodie̻͚̫͂̅̚s!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Volt Tackle! But she finds eating a Pikachu doesn’t let her inherit its abilities.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shadow Sneak! And they n̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ever catch her shoplifting!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Max Flutterby! But he taught it meant “flutter-bye” and gǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌es and smashes a lot of butterflies.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Let's Snuggle Forever! Actually no, she doesn’t, boy this is a stupid attack name̻͚̫͂̅̚.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aerial Ace! Apparen̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽tly not once she crashes the plane.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Magnetic Flux! Except he screws it up and shuts off some granny’s pacemaker.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dizzy Punch! Except she just passes out after drinking too much.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spark! Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone you set the building on̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ fire! As long as you pay well enough.

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Bide! But he gets impatient and de̻͚̫͂̅̚cides to just go on a killing frenzy.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Return! It causes a bunch of Ṡ̮Ȟ͈̬̓R̲̤̓͌U̦̜ͪ̓I͍̦KAN’S ̩͉͉̆̓ͨb͓̘o̻̲n͎̩ͮͤe̊ͅs̘͇̯ ̰̫̽̋t͔͊o ̠̗͙͌ͬͯgͩͧo S͐̔NÁ̬P̘͔! (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rolling Kick! She boots a Dun̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽sparce’s head off and sends it rolling! Get it!?

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Snarl! It sounds wonderfully macabre but that’s all it does!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pulverizing Pan̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽cake! But she decides to use a sledgehammer for mǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌re satisfying blunt force trauma.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mind Blown! Don’t worry, the janitor will clean̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ up the brains!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Bubble̻͚̫͂̅̚ Beam! He decides that would be lame and decides to stick with a plasma rifle to fry things alive.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Taun̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽t! She makes fun of SHRUIKAN’s whole family!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psywave! Except she misses and causes a Clefairy’s head to explode!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Drain! And now all the evidence is flushed down̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ the gutter!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Synthesis! Except the best she can dǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌ is cringe and fart.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Iron Tail! It’s N̩̖O̰̺̙̹̦̜ͯ̊̈̑̊ͭT̤̠̜͆̎̊̑ͅ ̦̪̤̮̟̃ͦ̿̆͂V̚ER̫͖̪̻͉̤ͨ͛̎̈͒͐Y̼̗͛͐ ͖͇̮̹͉E̺̱ͩ͒ͣͅF͍̦̺̖̣̮̲̋̐́̓ͥ́ͥFECT͇͖I̥̣̖͎͓̻͙̔̎͐ͩ̿͌͂V̔ ̊̒͛E and she fractures her own skull in the process! Wow, great job! (1/3)

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Steamroller! He squashes a Weedle like a pancake!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Let's Sn̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽uggle Forever! I said NO!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dragon Hammer! But Smaug tells her to piss off and ge̻͚̫͂̅̚t her own.

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! And he scores a field goal! With a Growlithe’s head.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Twinkle Tackle! But she decides to say to hell with the glitter and charges in normally like any other sane Pǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌kémon would.
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Malodor! Apparently stuffing a Skun̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽tank with feces until he explodes was not what she was supposed to do. Still satisfying an̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽yway!

SHRUIKAN, what the he̻͚̫͂̅̚ll, I thought you took “Beating Other Pokémon̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ Up 101” but apparently not! Here’s a refresher from me to you since it’s obvious you forgǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌t!
AGLOME OEN deals 1HP of damage and M̳U͇̪̱R̒͂ͦD͆̉E͈̘̩R̥̻ͨ̍S͚ͭ ͙͓̏̑SHRUͬ͗Í̭̳̥ͥͨK̺̆AN̠͎̅̾! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (91/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Well, at least that was better than̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ the last two battles. I hope we’re all learning something out of this!

Scythe̻͚̫͂̅̚rwolf, you get your 1 EXP to further boǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌st up your un̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽holiness and your selection of…

Devolve Shruikan and egg him so some̻͚̫͂̅̚one can bake his unbǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌rn remains in a cake.
Devolve and possibly kill yourself for lots of Evolution Crystals. Hey, it’s an option̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽!
Laugh as Shruikan plummets in̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽to your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself. Not what I’d pick if I were you!

H̔͐̃҉̘̪̯aṽ͕̬͕̤̪̠͍ͮͯ̔̄͌ͨe ̢͚͒ȁ̘t̛͖̬̭͔̖ ̺͈͓̫͈͙͗͛̈̒ͨ̀͘i̿͊͂͛̑t̩̫͎̭̺ͩ͑̌̅͌̅ͅ!̡̭ͫ

Neo Emolga

11-03-2021, 01:28 AM

Voltaire Magneton

11-03-2021, 01:38 AM

AgloMe Oen

11-03-2021, 01:38 AM

Well, I decided to make good use of this (finally) rather than have it just sit and take up space in my inventory.

I’m going to use my Wishier Piece and challenge Noblejanobii and SlickSlack for Season 7. Seems like a good opportunity to use it! :3

Surḙ̰̗̖̥̻͍̰̼̠̺͇! But if yo͚̻̦̭ͮ͂̋ͭu lose, I’m going to be laughin̴͂̈̓͋̓̇͂͑͐ͨ͋̍̓͏̯̥̺̱̮̱̺̖͈̖͈̹͓͝g so, so hard at you. And I’ll remin̴͂̈̓͋̓̇͂͑͐ͨ͋̍̓͏̯̥̺̱̮̱̺̖͈̖͈̹͓͝d you about it all the timḙ̰̗̖̥̻͍̰̼̠̺͇.

No͚̻̦̭ͮ͂̋ͭble and Slick, you’d B̳ͥET͈̣̦ͫ̆ͪ͜T̢͈̣̥̯̞ͪͯ̓ͮ̆E̢͆͊̾ͪ̀ͨ̉R̭̪͉͇͍̞̥ ̟̩̕N̖̳̝̻̥̯̔̃̽ͬ͒̍Oͩ̽̊̑͒̚T͇̪̣̰͖̱̉̍̎̋̈̂ ̡M̝̞̩͔̮̩͉͝E̸S̟̮̳̪̽ͭ̑ͬS̮̃ ҉T͒̀H͘I͗Ṣ̺̜ͥ̏ͥ͜ ̺̪̺̮̠̍͗̇ͫ͒Ű̯͙̤ͬ̍P͍̲!̟̩ Kick his butt off so I cañ̬͙̟͓̭̞̀͂ͬͦ͑ frame it on my wall. Do this for me and I’ll lḙ̰̗̖̥̻͍̰̼̠̺͇t you both press the detoñ̬͙̟͓̭̞̀͂ͬͦ͑ator butto͚̻̦̭ͮ͂̋ͭn the next time I blow stuff up!

AgloMe Oen

11-03-2021, 01:44 AM

I'm gonna use my 4 EXP to get the Compensator superpower, and I'll get the following to add to my lineup:

Mudkip > Marshtomp > Swampert (3)

Also just posting this now, but I'll prime up my Just Desserts item as soon as I can do so!

Mmm, I smell reven̰̳̩̜̱ͭ̓̏̎ͥge in the air. It sme͓̥̺͙̟̻̬̰̫̼ͦͦͮ́ͤ̊ͤ̔ͬ͆̎ͅlls d͕̩͉͈͈̝͙ë̬̓ͅl̩͖͈͉͓̆ͭ̒ͨ͐ic̤̰̟͉̪̗ͅi̭̺̭̥̫ͦ̀̌͆̂ou̬͎ͤͤ ș̘̜ͦ̄̈́, go get your poun̰̳̩̜̱ͭ̓̏̎ͥd ȯ̤͆ͅf flesh!

C0L0R3D

11-03-2021, 02:49 PM

Huh. Welp, so much for that then, but it's chill. I guess my next best bet is buying Compensator once I get enough EXP back. Darn that Brain Fart.

Also I wouldn't consider getting your hopes up if you were planning to, Neo. Just because me and Noble's fight if you can even call it one literally came down to a coin flip, that doesn't mean we don't have a chance to pummel your soon-to-be Dynamaxed butt in. Besides, I got an ultra special plan if we come out on top and I'm handed the victory decision. I'll just have to hope it can happen at all of course.

Noblejanobii

11-03-2021, 06:10 PM

Neo Emolga

11-04-2021, 12:57 AM

AgloMe Oen

11-04-2021, 01:04 AM

I'm gonna use my 2 EXP and 2 of my coins to buy the Smart Cookie superpower while I'm thinking about it. And then I'm gonna use two more of my coins to buy a Mighty Shield and apply that to my Mega Mawile backup lineup.

Of co̦͉̰̗̤̠͍̠̙͕̥̮̤ͅurse! Be̞͚͍̳̗̩̻̪͔͔͚̜̪͇ͫ̅ͬͩ̿ͧͮ͛̉̉̐ͥͧ͋cause beatin̙̻̜g yourself sensele̞͚͍̳̗̩̻̪͔͔͚̜̪͇ͫ̅ͬͩ̿ͧͮ͛̉̉̐ͥͧ͋ss sucks, doesn̙̻̜’t it!?

E̞̳̹ͧ͒̋nj͐̽̏ͯ̓͋o͕̠̞̩͙͋ͪͪ͆ͭy̝̠̭͔!̪̳͕̣̲̎ͭ̍ͣ̃ͫͣͅͅ

AgloMe Oen

11-04-2021, 02:12 AM

Well, n̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦o reply from Scytherwolf, she either fell asleep ỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤr stopped caring, so Shruikan gets devolved by default! And he gets egged, toỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤ. And that’s an̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦other that gets ḅ͕̲̹̫̻͌̿͒ͣͦͦa̯̜k̝̳͓͎̔̓̓͐ed̤͖̗ ̣̼̤͇͈̣̰̍̓ͨ͗̽ͪ̓i̮̖̩̱̭͉ͨͮ̆̑̐̍nt̎͋o͓̟̍̆ ̠͖̬ͤ̏ͫa̗͉̣̜̮̖̥͐͆ͬͨͫͧ̈ ̟̰̻̦̰̤̝ͨ̾̃̄ͨ̌ͨc̜͗ak̜̥̬̱̺̦̜ë͕͇͍͔́̏̎ͣ! De-lish.

Meanwhile, this aren̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦a floor is too dry! Let’s get some b̜̝͌̾l͐ͮo͈͇̹̝̩̦̓͒͆̽ͬ͂o̙̻ͅd͉͓̤͐̃̅ on there!

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D͚E̻͚̪M͖͈̥̩ON̠̫̘̻̣Ḭ̟̭C̭̟̻̻ M̖̤A̟̺̙S̱TE͙R̰̗̟̩̯̱͓ ̮RN͎̭̟̲̳̲̮G̗͙̹͙̭, painting a masterpie̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ce with bloỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤd, drags in̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ the bodies of…

ARNISD as Chikorita an̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦d CHAKRAMASTER as Sylve̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕on to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
arnisd Chakramaster

ARNISD https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/152.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is in̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦creased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

CHAKRAMASTER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/700.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time yỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤu make an̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ffective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The I̻̬͙̣͓͇N̳̰̥͔̺SI̩͔̳̣͙̰D̻͕̺I̱̝͇̦͍̫O͎̦̦̼̼͙̙U̻͕̮S̲ CO̪͓̙IN͉͔̖̣ O͖̯̙̞̗̩F̹̣̟͇̰͕ ̯͎̭̲C͕͍͎͈O̮ͅRP͓̰̜͈̲̜SE̺̼ ͇̥̩͕͔̰C͔̱̞O̺̫NȘ̱̰̤ͅU̗̲M͚̟̱P̘͇̪͖TI͉̱ͅO͈͈̬N has de̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕clared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first blood!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts the slaughter with Vin̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦e Whip! But he’d rather just use a leather one to get his slaves to behave.
ARNISD uses Seed Flare! But he me̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕sses it up and burns a whole forest dỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤwn!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sonic Boom! But he̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ sends it in the wrỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤng direction and obliterates a Munchlax’s head into many gruesome pieces!
ARNISD uses Eruption! And now a whole village is burn̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ing in lava!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mimic! It results in À̦̳̳̲̻̾̅̇ͯŖ͚̼N̕İ̙̠̮̋ͪŞ̹̫̫̖̫Ḑ͉̙́̅ ̳͕ͤ̿c̰̳͉̺̠͒̇̊͒͗͝o̷͙̟͈uͣg̴̃̏́h̄i̞̠͕̳͖̿͌̓̐ͨ͡n̻̤͔ g ̙͙u͓̮̜̳̖p̼̣͔̜̦ͅ ̯͓́̑b̀l̸̥̬̞̮̅ͪ̓̃o̭̺̖̰͈̤̣̒̽̈́̋͌́̾͠ő̱͇͈̳ͨͧ̇ͬͦ͟ͅͅd̏̋̈́ ̡̣͍̥̹̮̲̔̽͑!ͥͭͬ͗̇͊̍ (1/4)
ARNISD uses Bolt Strike! And he causes a train crash after breaking the rails!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bolt Strike! And he causes a second train wreck after it cỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤllides with the first one̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕!
ARNISD uses Me̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕teor Assault! Except he knocks it in a different direction and blows up a city in the process.

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER use̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕s Venom Drench! But he realizes he used up his whole supply ỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤn defiling the town’s drinking water!
ARNISD uses Water Shuriken̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦! He drops some water Pokémon in a barrel and throws some shuriken into it!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Present! He wraps some C4 explosives in gift wrap!
ARNISD uses Cỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤmet Punch! Except he also redirects this thin̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦g and blows up yet another city!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Pollen Puff! Except it’s just more anthrax.
ARNISD uses Ingrain! It results in CHAKRAMASTER f̰̚e̫̙̻͈̽́͑̊e͇͓̙̮͙̣̳ͩͨͣ͂̎͐͒͜l̑̌i̍nǵ̺̯͂ P̠͓̼̱̗͉̔̎ͮ̓̓̌A͓̻͙̹͙͉̞Î̮N̹̥̰͈͖̱̖ ̺̳̟A̛̻N͈̑D̈̔̓̇͊ ̭͋͞H̡̩̼̝̎̂ͩṶ̪̱̣̪M̌ͯ̑̌̓ͪI͐ͨ̏͑L̳͋Ȉ̻̺̮̮̻͕̣ͩ̒͐͑͌͆AṪ ̧̜̮̰̹ͭ͂̾ͥͅI͕̞͎̥̜̙O̢̱̟̜͍̬̼ͩ̓̊̃ͫͤN̟͎ͯ̌͠!͓̩̠̗̩͚̣ (1/3)

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Clear Smog! Except the pollution̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ over Shanghai is just too much for him to handle!
ARNISD uses Roar! And now everyỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤne on the block hate̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕s him for waking them up in the middle of the night.

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Stomping Tantrum! He joins the pỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤuty cancel culture nimrods on Twitter!
ARNISD uses Techn̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦o Blast! He wakes up the whole neighborhood again as a failed excuse of a deejay!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER use̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕s Razor Wind! But he thinks it involves throwing razors into a hurricane̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ and watching everyone on the shỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤre get lacerated.
ARNISD uses V-create! And he just found a n̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ew way to do an autopsy on the living!

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER use̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕s Beat Up! Except in his deranged fury, he turns an innocent Mudkip into giblets.
ARNISD uses Leaf Storm! It results in Č̬͕̙̭ͪ̆̐̿ͅH̷͖̫͕ͮͤ͑ĄK̮̔RȦ͗ͩͭͤ̀͂҉͙̙̼̞͔͙̼M̧̋ͮ͊̎ͩ̽͒ ̻̺̘̩̳̻̲Ą̺̞͙̹͈͗̇ͣ͐ͦST͇̼̥̳̳̦Ě̘R͘ ͜s̤͉̘u̖̹̤̤͈ͤ͑̓̎̚͝f̽͒f̢e̴͙̝̺̪̣̱̍ͬͬ̿ͬ̂r͎̞̯̦̮̹͈i̷n̴̈́g ͧ̀͆͐̄ ̞ͦ͠f͖̘̺̪̫̔̆́̏ͯr̽̃̒҉om̘ ̻̣̪̜̻̪̀t͓̙͖̫̩̎͗̀͆̅r̝͖͈͘ã̝̗̺̻̖̖ͧ̆ͤ̉̐̚ͅu͙̻̰̣̎͛̅͋ͧ́̚ ͈͍̤ma̘̙̿ͥtͨ̈́̊́iͨ҉c̱͙͔̒ͭ̚ ̗͍̺̝b̧͖̺̰̝̼̪͊͂̓̇̇́le͗eḓ̙̤͇̠̱͈͑ͪ͊̓̎̃̚i͗n̘̉g̷͉ͧ ! (2/3)

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Flutterby! And again yet another thinks this invỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlves smashing butterflies.
ARNISD uses Soft-Boiled! But he thinks that invỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlves dropping in cotton balls as he boils a Pidgey alive.

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses Curse̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕! It RAVAGES the mind of ARNISD and make̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕s him bleed from the eyes! (2/4)
ARNISD uses Water Pledge! And that’s how all these recent drỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤwnings happened.

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses Octolock! Except he forgets to feed that caged Octillery and it dies from starvation̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦.
ARNISD uses Aerial Ace! Except he’s nỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤt and that’s how we ended up with a crashed plane̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ an̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦d lots of dead passengers.

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses V-cre̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ate! Except he does it with two swords and it just cleaves a Mankey’s face in a really mỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤrbid way.
ARNISD uses Psychic Fangs! Except he just gets a migrain̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦e and shrieks in a way that would even disturb Satan.

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER uses Aqua Ring! Except he̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ messes it up and causes a bridge to cỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤllapse into the water.
ARNISD uses Ion Deluge! But he misses and melts a planet on the other side of the galaxy.

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Parting Shot! He says goodbye as he blows a Kecleon’s brains out!
ARNISD uses Surging Strikes! He starts more riots through the n̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦eighborhood!

TURN 18
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ice Shard! But he̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ misses and impales an Abra in the head.
ARNISD uses Baddy Bad! Except he’d rather just be pure, raw, unconsciỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤnable evil instead.

TURN 19
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tearful Look! He takes a tour of his local hospice̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕!
ARNISD uses Round! It results in CHAKRAMASTER d̈͑y̷̙̭̼̪̦̥̲ͣ͐̏̋̈̅̈i̫̜͔ṇ̜̥̰̆̄ͭ̚g ̬̻̳̣̦̬͙͆̍͒ͬ̉̔̾a̵̘̹͑̏ ̽ͫ̒͒S̕CR̺͙̯͓̈̿ͥ̆EA͜M͙̳̤ͮͬ̏͘I͐̅̋̐ͤͤN̵ͮ͐̂̎͊͊̐G͜ ̛͋͑͛̌D̍ͬ͒͊̑̚Ę̤A͖͖̫͗͌ͥT̞̘͖̓ͨ̑͜H͉͓͓̠͚!̰̗͓͎ͣͮͮ͊́ ̜ (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (97/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Oh, ỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤh, that swe̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕et music of pain! Ah, n̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ow that was a lỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤvely battle!

Arnisd, as thanks for your slaughter, you get 1 EXP and your love̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕ly decision of:

Devolve Chakra in̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦to a significantly more useless Eevee.
Burn an Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystal and become Bayleef. Slightly less pathetic!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, and murder yourself for an Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystal!
Drop Chakramaster screaming into your Whe̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕el!
Or Wheel yourself. It can̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ be a thing.

R̩̤̭̭̲̯͍̦̲̥̺͉͓ͯ́̄̄́̑͒̃ͭ͂̀ͣͥ̚ͅę͘͢n̴̋̋̉͛͆ͭͬ͋ͦ̆̆͂̊̚҉ ̻̘͈͎̞̬̯̻̹̩͖͙̹̯d̻̪̭̗̹̬̹͚̼̲̻̤̖͓̗̔ͮ̀̎ͨͭ̀̏͂ͥ̍͑̊ͩ́er̠̃ͤ ̱ ̸̡̭̤̗̖̠̬͈͕̮͕͓̻̯͈̈́ͧ̐̐͋̿̔ͭ̾ͬ̅̔̓̾͜t̞͎̺̳̩̥̠̣̪̖̪̹̩ͅe̴̪͢ ̺͖̮̞͖͉̣̮̮̲̞r̺̺͙͎̣̲̭̟̱̩̘̻͂ͨ͐̿̾̈̑ͪ̍͐̂͆r̊̀̾o̔͆ͪ͗̆̒͂̾̌ ̷̇͗ͭ͋̍̍͝҉̬̯̗͎̖͔̜̬͈̞͓̮̺ͅͅŗͦ̾̂̐ͧ͛͟͞!̲͕͕̰̱̫̜

Chakramaster

11-04-2021, 12:07 PM

Aww man. Well it was a fun match and even more fun being Sylveon while it lasted, but I can't help but feel we should have a rematch. I'll use Babymaker and challenge Arnisd to a children's card game choose to battle Arnisd! Of course you know I'll be selecting Pichu.

C0L0R3D

11-04-2021, 02:23 PM

Well, I'm not gonna say anything other than this. While being a Tympole admittedly sucks a ton, I see myself as a bit too soft to force that pain upon anybody else. Or maybe I'm not. We'll see.

arnisd

11-04-2021, 04:27 PM

Chakramaster

11-04-2021, 05:05 PM

You know, I'll be upgrading my superpower to lvl 2 by giving 4 exp and 2 coins. Then before making a decision, babymaker right? If Chakra wins that, do they stay that pokemon if they want, or are they returned to their previous pokemon? What I might do, is devolve myself for that crystal, because I don't see much value in the other choices otherwise :p

Babymaker turns us both into "baby" Pokemon. Since I'm using it, it allows me to choose, but what you get turned into is random. Winner gets to decide what happens to the other.

Say I win. I get to choose to
-devolve you (from what you were, which right now is Chikorita and egg you)
-devolve myself (assuming I'm still a Sylveon I'd turn Eevee)
-wheel you
-wheel myself
-or leave you as the new baby Pokémon form (this comes with a unique Pokémon Daycare themed avatar/banner for the new baby Pokémon you get left as).

So if I win and chose to say leave you as the baby Pokémon. I'd turn back into whatever I was.

arnisd

11-04-2021, 10:42 PM

Aight thanks for the further explanation Chakra :) well, twas fun knowing you as a sylveon, but you going to be an eevee now~

AgloMe Oen

11-05-2021, 01:31 AM

You know, I'll be upgrading my superpower to lvl 2 by giving 4 exp and 2 coins. Then before making a decision, babymaker right? If Chakra wins that, do they stay that pokemon if they want, or are they returned to their previous pokemon? What I might do, is devolve myself for that crystal, because I don't see much value in the other choices otherwise :p

Yè̇̈͊̇ͪsssSsss! Let the infern̙̱͖̖̠̹ͫͣͬ̓̀̎al vigor flow through yo̢͌́̃̆ͯ͑̔̚u!

Time to sè̇̈͊̇ͪe if you’re enough o̢͌́̃̆ͯ͑̔̚f a bullet spon̙̱͖̖̠̹ͫͣͬ̓̀̎ge now!

Aight thanks for the further explanation Chakra :) well, twas fun knowing you as a sylveon, but you going to be an eevee now~

And don͇̅̊ͅe! He almost lo̡̜̙͓͕̤̮̘̓̏ͨ̍̿͌̎͜͠oks too adorable to murde̘̹̗͚̜̻̲̰͓̜̩͍͎r!

Almo̡̜̙͓͕̤̮̘̓̏ͨ̍̿͌̎͜͠st. Nah, just kidding, he̘̹̗͚̜̻̲̰͓̜̩͍͎’s still a con͇̅̊ͅtender.

AgloMe Oen

11-05-2021, 01:34 AM

This unhơ̺̥̬̖̗̬̪͈͕͚̟̱̜͙̖͘ly abomination is known҉̳̦̗̲̲̻̻̘̱̫̣͎̯̟͍͞ as Season 7! All gaze upơ̺̥̬̖̗̬̪͈͕͚̟̱̜͙̖͘n it and de̤͕͖̞͔͉̖̮ͅͅspair!

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S͈͔͍̪̜̣̹͙͓̯̠̟̺̦̼È̢͖̤̣͕͉̥̘͈͓͔̱͈͓͡Ą̴̜̻̺̻͖̣͞S͏̨͢O͙̲ ̤̯̹̪N̖̖̙̱͓̖̞̥̬̻̪̯ 7̷̕͏

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS CINCCINO https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/573.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: WISHIER PIECE DUELING: NOBLEJANOBII and SLICKSLACK (SEASON 7)
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS EEVEE https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/133.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER DUELING: ARNISD (SEASON 7)
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SHINX https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: WISHIER PIECE DUELING: NEO EMOLGA (SEASON 7)
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS AMPHAROS https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/181.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS TYMPOLE https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/535.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD WISHIER PIECE DUELING: NEO EMOLGA (SEASON 7)
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS SWAMPERT https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/260.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS CHIKORITA https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/152.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER DUELING: CHAKRAMASTER (SEASON 7)
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS STEELIX https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/208.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

AgloMe Oen

11-05-2021, 03:08 AM

Let’s see if Neo’s plan̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ to pre̼̗̯y upon the weak b̾͌́ͣͮ̑̾a̹͔̥ͫ̿̏c͙̜̬̰̃ͧ͊̿kf̺͕̘̤̖͙̤̌̊͌͋̌̆͌ir̠̣̰͊̃̎͐̓ ̩͎è̏̓͒̌͋s͎͇ in his o̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗verly cheeky fluffy face!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, m̻͎a̎̏ͮk̬̥͋̿ing sc̜ͭu͕l͋p͔̹͔ț̬͎͗̽̚ur̒e̺͓̰ͥ̔͂s̜̺̯̑͊̀ ͕wiͦth ̬͇̏͛i͍̳̩ͨ̉ͨn͙͖̱t̥͚͉ͦ̐ͣe̙̳̐ͮ̆ͅř̥na͓̼͈͒̈́ͤl̫̐ ̝̣ͮ͗org͎̹ͤ͐a̻ns͇̟̘ͤͩ̀, drags in̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦ the bodies of…

NEO EMOLGA as Cinccino, NOBLEJANOBII as Shinx, an̲̳̝̹̩̮̱̲̣̦d SLICKSLACK as Tympole to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE for a MACABRE WISHIER PIECE ONSLAUGHT BLOODBATH!
Neo Emolga Noblejanobii SlickSlack

NEO EMOLGA https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/573.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Eve̼̗̯ry time you make an̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very e̼̗̯ffective/no̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗ effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DYNAMAXED: 3x HP (10/10), DOUBLE DAMAGE

VS

NOBLEJANOBII https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/403.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add thre̼̗̯e more stages of Pokémon̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] - After a losing streak of 2, yo̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗u get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Eve̼̗̯ry time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chan̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ce of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

&

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/535.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winn̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ing and Wheel peo̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗ple, including yourse̼̗̯lf, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DRACONIC COIN OF G̰͌R̩̐O͕̗͋͂T̈EͅS̯͂Q̝̳̖̎̑ͦU̙͙͉ͮ̈̏Eͣ̍ B͕̰ͩ̇L̤̰̯ͪͤͥO̥̤O͇Ḏ̝̦͛̋ͭ ̭̥̰ͫ̑ͪRIT͔̲̝͒ͧ̇U͔̯̖ͨ͆̔A̼̹ͨͥL̫̠͈͊͑̾S͍ has declared NOBLEJANOBII and SLICKSLACK strike first blood!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII starts the̼̗̯ slaughter with Swagger! It results in NEO EMOLGA feeling the ST͆̃̅I̱̭ͤ̈N̪̈ͤͅG͎IN̥͙͓G͙͎̈̑ A̝̻̒͗G̠͈͌͂O͈͈͚ͧ͗͋NY̔͊ ͖of̻͆ ͔PA̩̾͂ͅI̼͚̲̿̈̈́N͙̋̅ͅ!̓ͨ̄ (1/10)
SLICKSLACK uses Attract! red]And it make̼̗̯s NEO EMOLGA c̃r͕̫͕ͤ̓͛y̏ͫ̈́ ̤͇̿͛e͉̺̣͌ͮ̔v̮̳̔ͬe͂͊n̞ͥ M̹͎O͔͉̐̃R̥̟̠ͬ̐͊E̳̮͒ͤ ̜̹ͅB͕̫͉̌̊̎L̼̉OO̬̪͑́D̝͎̎ͫ! (2/10)
NEO EMOLGA attacks with G-Max Volcalith! But he doesn’t even̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ have his phone to Google that crap!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fire Spin̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝! She se̼̗̯ts the merry-go-round on fire!
SLICKSLACK uses Tar Sho̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗t! She dumps a Growlithe in a tar pit and open̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝s fire on him with his AK-47!
NEO EMOLGA uses Freezy Frost! He stuffs a Jigglypuff in a free̼̗̯zer and forgets she ever existed!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Poison Sting! But she used all her cyanide on schoolchildren!
SLICKSLACK uses Heavy Slam! And n̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ow she has to clean We̼̗̯edle guts off of herself!
NEO EMOLGA uses 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt! But he just overlo̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗ads the reactor at the nuclear power plan̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝t!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Triple Kick! She be̼̗̯heads all three heads of a Dodrio!
SLICKSLACK uses Fury Swipes! She goes all Freddy Krue̼̗̯ger on a Spearow!
NEO EMOLGA uses Trick! He pisses off a lot of children on Halloween̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Captivate! Once again, NEO EMOLGA feels the Ȕ͈̹͙̽̂N̑HOLY ̮͍͉̑͛ͯS̙̽T̥̠̥ING ̾͌̇O͛̓̓F ṖͯAI̝̠͑͌N͈̗ͬͮ! (3/10)
SLICKSLACK use̼̗̯s Hydro̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗ Vortex! She sucks a Goldeen down̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ the drain!
NEO EMOLGA uses Icicle Crash! An̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝d it impales an innocent Turtwig to death!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grass Knot! She stran̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝gles a Psyduck in the neck with a stalk!
SLICKSLACK uses Triple Kick! And that’s another three Dodrio heads that go flying! We’re meeting our beheading quota after all!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sunsteel Strike! Except he’s too much of a wimp to go to the sun̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Rapid Flow! She blows up a dam and washe̼̗̯s away a village!
SLICKSLACK uses Payback! Except Ne̼̗̯o hasn’t even hit anything yet!
NEO EMOLGA uses Roar! But it comes out as a hilariously comical squeak!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Extreme Evoboost! Exce̼̗̯pt that just causes her car to plow into a group of unknowin̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝g pedestrians!
SLICKSLACK uses Ice̼̗̯ Hammer! She pummels a Scraggy to death and the murder weapon now melts away!
NEO EMOLGA uses Switchero̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗o! He swaps out a bowling ball for a bomb!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Gyro Ball! Except she doesn’t have a single goddamn̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ clue what that is.
SLICKSLACK uses Chip Away! She cause̼̗̯s a bridge to collapse by tearing apart one o̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗f the support columns!
NEO EMOLGA uses Giga Impact! It slams VICIOUSLY into SLICKSLACK, causing he̼̗̯r to CO͐Ū̜̝ͬG̥͇͓̒̊̉H̬̓ ͉̟̲͌́ͦU̠̖͉ͭ̅̈́P̤̣͉ͧͥ̚ ͐̽B̦͚̐̐̓ͅLOͭ͑͛Õ̱̻̽D̞! (2/3)

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Magn̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝itude! And that’s why half of California is now sunken in̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝to the Pacific Ocean.
SLICKSLACK uses Soft-Boiled! She dumps a plushy Cottonee into a po̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗t of boiling water!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aerial Ace̼̗̯! Except he sucks at being a pilot and crashes the plane.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Parting Shot! She waves goodbye as she sn̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ipes a Simipour in the head!
SLICKSLACK uses Misty Explosio̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗n! She overloads the fog machines at a nightclub before blowing the whole place up!
NEO EMOLGA uses Nightmare! Except he accidentally uses it on himself and dreams of going into a woodchipper.

Slick, for crap’s sake, Neo’s a BIG FAT MONSTROUSLY OBESE CHINCHILLA that’s like hitting the BROAD SIDE OF A BARN! How could you keep missing him!?
Here’s a fine lesson on how to hit thin̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝gs!
AGLONE OEN strikes and S̲͈L̅̒̃A͖̞͆͛U̘̻͕̐̿ͪGͤͭHTȆ̱R̦̥͗̒Sͥ S̗̳̀̍L̊͂̚I̩̟̖C͓K̩̮̼͆͑̂S̟͒LAC̆͂K̘̗ͦ̾ ̌fo̮̞r ͭͪ1H̃ͪ͒P̜ͮ DAM̺͓AG̭̩ͩ̇Eͬ!̱̈ (3/3)

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sn̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ipe Shot! She blows up the head of a Spinarak with her Barrett M82!
NEO EMOLGA uses Snarl! But it co̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗mes out as just a cute little squeak that humiliates him in̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ front of everyone.

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rock Tomb! She̼̗̯ collapses a coal mine with everyone still inside!
NEO EMOLGA uses Speed Swap! And he causes several people to̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗ overdose on̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ crystal meth!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Quake! And she sin̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ks the rest of California into the sea!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flame Wheel! And he sets yet another merry-go-round on fire!

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII use̼̗̯s Snore! Th͈̖e ̹HID͔̖̓ͤEO͎̹̓̊US͓̽ NŐ̲ISE͑͒ ̯cau͖͛ses̟ NE̘̱ͥ̿Ó̗͓̩͑ͣ ̮̘E̜̙̍ͭMO͙̮LGA̮̔ ̺̝͈ͭ͆̒to ̺̰͕SC͍͚̆̏REͪA̘͉̪ͬͬ̔M̂
W̝IͣTH́ ̤̳̇̓P̹͚ͦ̽AÏN! (4/10)
NEO EMOLGA uses Steel Roller! And that’s why this Snover is flat as a pan̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝cake, officer!

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shadow Sneak! She manages to shoplift six bottles o̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗f whiskey from the liquor store!
NEO EMOLGA uses Pulverizing Pan̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝cake! Except IHOP doesn’t sell those and they tell him to piss off.

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII uses Freezy Frost! She locks a Sandile in an ice chest and kicks it down̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ the stairs!
NEO EMOLGA uses Bonemerang! Except he̼̗̯ misses Noble and takes a Lombre’s head clean off with it.

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII uses Milk Drink! Except she already turned that Miltank in̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝to hamburgers.
NEO EMOLGA uses Behemoth Blade! But he misses and sends it crashing right into̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗ the stands!

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sizzly Slide! And here tho̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗se kids thought it was a water park and not a volcano death trap!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Ooze! It B̤U̱ͫR̝̤̔̉N͌͛̿S̩͈ ̮̗̞Ă̇Ṇ̀Ḓ͌ ͓̼͉̍̅ͩSIZ̳͒ZLË̮̼́ͥS TḪ̝ͨͧE F͍̙L͖̪͍ͧ̓ͧE͋̋S͗ͭH ̙͓͇͆ͧ̀O͂F͖̄ ̥NOBL̲̼ͭ͋EJ̹͐A̩̪NOͧ͋̈BI̾I̦̘̻! (2/3)

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII uses De̼̗̯fog! But the smog over Shan̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ghai is too much for her to handle!
NEO EMOLGA uses Vacuum Wave! He causes everyone in the wave pool to̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗ be sucked into a horrendous vortex!

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII uses Leaf Blade! And add on̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝e more beheaded Bayleef to the pile!
NEO EMOLGA uses Trick-o̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗r-Treat! But he’s an idiot and doesn’t realize October is over.

TURN 22
NOBLEJANOBII uses Thunde̼̗̯r Wave! It causes N̈̃ͦE͖͈̙O E̠̤ͭ̆MṌL͙͖͖GͭA͍͙̻ ț̐o͌ͅ ̝̑Ć̋̏Ö̫̹̗́̓̒N̎ͩV̮̾U͛́LSE̟̬ͪͭ ̫̚W͓ͯ̋ͅIṰ̣̉̂Ḧ́ E͔ͪX̱̙̥T̑͒R̦͑EME ͇̣̉͌A̦̱͙GONYͥ̏!̜̱ͩ̍ (5/10)
NEO EMOLGA uses Knock Off! And now N͂̂̊O͙ͨBL̯̙̅̚Ēͪ͑JA͖͔ͭ̒N̙̯̗ͤ̊͑O̻B̗̏II’̱̑S̠͚̑͂ ͚̰ͤ͊B̂ͯ̅Ê͎H̻̄Ḛ̑A̼̯͖DE̠D ͮ̑́N̟O͊ͮGG͉̖̩̋̃ͧİ̬N J̩̰̠͌̂̾O̩̔I͎ͣNS͖̯̾̈ ͉̳THĔ̙̼̾ P͖̟͋̽̎ͅI̮͙L̞̣E̞̞͕͐̎ͤ! (4/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (60/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Wow, we̼̗̯ll done, Neo̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗, yͧo̳͍ͫ͒uͫ̈́’ͤrḛ͙̖̐̋͛ ͅa͎̰͉ͦ̃̿ ̞͇ś̅adͭ͂i͛̎s͚̥̟͛ͪͫtiͪͩc̭̟ͤͤ ̩̦̠̉͋͛mon̽s͈̤̾ͪt̼͓̪̿̾͒ě͖r! You sure are good at making enemie̼̗̯s! Hope they do this to you too someday!

Anyway, ugh, you ge̼̗̯t your 1 EXP and…

Devolve an̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝d egg-murder either Noble or Slick.
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, and murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Be even mo̳̜̝̺̦̥̙͆͗ͨ̃ͥ͛͗re sadistic and Whe̼̗̯el Noble!
Or Wheel yourself if you’re feeling especially deran̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ged.

Decide̼̗̯ already! Ugh. Y̩͔̼̤͎̗o̲͇͔u͜ ͉͍̼̲̥s̮̫̱̙̪ͅi̦͎͈͖̣̣̲c͘k̲e҉̤̦͙n ̤̬͎̤̞͎̕m̧̼͔̟̯̩͇͙e̺̜.̺̣͙͇

Neo Emolga

11-05-2021, 03:14 AM

Well, seeing how Noble has a lot more lineups than Slick, I think I'll go with a devolve and egg on Noble.

And geez, you ladies sure put up a heck of a fight, especially in the beginning!

AgloMe Oen

11-05-2021, 03:20 AM

Well, seeing how Noble has a lot more lineups than Slick, I think I'll go with a devolve and egg on Noble.

And geez, you ladies sure put up a heck of a fight, especially in the beginning!

Fin̠͙̥̦̟͌̈ͫ͆̐e. Boy, you and arnisd areͥ̔̿ͬ̑ͦ̂ really asking to͉̣͇̙ͪ̒ͨ̽̽ͅ have her kick your butts off an̠͙̥̦̟͌̈ͫ͆̐d frame them on heͥ̔̿ͬ̑ͦ̂r wall.

AgloMe Oen

11-05-2021, 11:05 PM

Because n̅̋͑̊͏othing is mo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕re amusing than seeͬ͛͋ing two little children sͪ̊l͉̞a̓͌́̇͋̃úgͫͬͧ̽̆ͬ̚h͎͙̣̮̲̰̼t̝͇͗̑e̜̘̹͉̺̘ȓ̏̓̉ͫ̔ ̪͎̼̫̤̩̱͂ e̹a̙̙̲̖̜ch͚̺̱̄̓̔ ̟̜̞̮͖̞̓͋̅̋̈̓o̝̤̮͔͖̼ͬ̃ͯͩͨ̓tͧͩͩ̏ͮ̚h͚̬ͪ̒e̦̱̙̣̼̬̿ͫ͂̿́̒ r͔̫̖̱!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, setting deadly bo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕oby traps all over the placeͬ͛͋, drags in̅̋͑̊͏…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and ARNISD as… #3 Igglybuff to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE for a B̺̰̞ͪ̏ͧA͊̈B͓͈͍̰̟ͨ̂ͮ̈̊̊ͅY̹̙̖̺̭̗ͦ̌̅̎ͬ̈M̫̿A͐͑ͭ̆̉̇̂K͋̿ ͉̘͍̬ͧͫE̖̺R͖͚̖͉̘ͅ ̿ͦ͋ͯͬ̊B͇͙̩̣͊͊ͩ̃R̜̗̤ͪͮ͗U̎̓̓̓T̘̀A̹ͦḼ̠̳I͕̯̳T͎͓̒̆ͬ͛̃̽ ̹̜̺̰Y̳̫͉͔̥̽̃ͥͮͬ ̍BL̫̘ͅO̖̟̬̳̼͍̪̐ͦͪ͆̃͒̈Ó̜̯̅D̰̤̭B͕̯̑̏A̞̺̦̤̳̰T̖̰͚͖H!́ ̬̹͚̱̲͂̇̈ͫ
Chakramaster arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/172.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time yo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕u make an̅̋͑̊͏ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effeͬ͛͋ctive/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/174.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battleͬ͛͋ is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The INFERNAL COIN OF W̹̼̭A̞̬͉̪̪͖̪̫͇͓ͅIL̙̫̟͙̝̲͕͓̘̝̳I̹̱͍͈͉̙̱͎Ṋ̫͉̗̥͉͓̗͚͕ͅ ̫G ͍̬̰̜̭̩͚A͙͚̖͈̠̰̦͈̜̹͈ND ̟͔͈̝̪͙̼̲̳GN̼͕̱̩͇̲̝͎̬̻̺̖̪͉̠A̬̼̦̰̤͈̥͕͍̳̥SH͓I̭̫͖̱̣̹̳N G͉̟̣̞̺̣ OF̮͓̗͍͇ ͕̝T͖E̩̣̦̝̺̝̗͇̦̙̪̰̹̹̗E͙̤̰͎̹̤̦̻̦̪̪͚͖͙T͇̼H has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikeͬ͛͋s first blood!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks o̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕ff the madness with Shadow Claw! But he misses and carves up an in̅̋͑̊͏nocent Cleffa instead!
ARNISD uses Mystical Fire! Heͬ͛͋ convinces a bunch of cultist fanatics to light themselves on fire!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bubble! He gets all disgusting and blows bubble sn̅̋͑̊͏ot out of his nose!
ARNISD uses Octazooka! He useͬ͛͋s his bazooka o̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕n an Octillery!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hyperspace Fury! He single-handedly decimates space and time!
ARNISD uses Acupressure! Except he uses kn̅̋͑̊͏ives and ends up murdering a Pansage in the process.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Wildfire! And now all o̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕f California is in flames again!
ARNISD uses Constrict! He wraps his hands around a Mudbray’s neck and squeͬ͛͋ezes the life out of it!

TURN 5
CHAKARAMASTER uses Ice Beam! He blasts an iceͬ͛͋berg with his plasma rifle to contribute toward climate chan̅̋͑̊͏ge!
ARNISD uses Scald! And n̅̋͑̊͏ow he’s got a tasty Co̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕rphish to devour!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tri Attack! And that’s another triple-beheaded Dodrio̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕ to add to the pile!
ARNISD uses Terrain Pulseͬ͛͋! Except that causes an earthquake an̅̋͑̊͏d makes a whole city fall into a ravine!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sappy Seed! Except he got it wron̅̋͑̊͏g and it grows into poison oak instead.
ARNISD uses Sleep Talk! It causes A̳̩̞̦̘̹̟͈̖̮͍̝͙ͅG̸͍̭̮̜̼͚̗̝͇̰̪͠Ó̻͘N̖̲̘̻̫̘̥̫͙̻̳̗̙͡͝ͅ I̜̖̝͙̙͚̣͖ͅͅZI̞̙̻̱̮͕̝͍̙͔̤̰͎͚N҉̥̺͈̮͇͍͞G̹̦̞͉̥̻̦͔̱ͅ ̶̴̪͔̭͕̣̜͖͞BṚ̠̮̰͓̙A̦̜̫̝̞̳I͖̮̺̯̻͚̫N͡ ҉̵̮̻̫͢D͓̪̙̙̥̣̟͇̲̝A̙̙̟͔̯̺͎̝̺̥M̷̛Ḁ̺͎͚̱͉̩̺ͅG̻̱̦̜̤E͕͕ ͖̬̖̬͓͎ ̠͔͈̫̝̪̭̗̰̥́ͅT̜O̼͓͚̩͎͇̜͚̙͜ ̯̯̰̕͢C͍̼̬͇̝͈̯̯̪̰̩H̵̸̀AK͓̱͍RA̸̡̛M͘A̦͇̖̹̳̹ST̖͎̝͝Ḛ̞͉ R̵̀́!̣̭̞͙̖̭ (1/3)

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ro̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕ost! But he in̅̋͑̊͏stead falls into an unflushed toileͬ͛͋t!
ARNISD uses Body Slam! It deals S̸̀͞ͅA̡̜̠͔̰̰͈̠̰̠̮̮ͤ͐͆ͪ͂͆͛ͨͬ̓ͤ̿͢ͅV̵̴͍͔̱̻͌́ͩ̓ͩͯ̉̿ͧ̚̚ ͕͖̻̝̺̩ͅA̤͍̫̝̞̙̫̯̞̠̱͍Ģ̸̛̬̮̗̖Ë̎́̐̉ͮͧ́ͣ̋͑̚͏͉̙͔̱͙̝̰̮ ͓̼͔̤ ̝͖̦̹͓͎̱͇̘̱̦̘̌̊ͭͪ̂̒̂̈́̿ͤ̊̃͐̕ͅP̷̴̮̞̝̈́̇̇̕Ȁ̃͋ͤͣ̀͑̊ͧ̽̔I ̲͇́͂N̎̄ͬͩ͆ͯ̈́̏͗͒͒̓̔͟͝҉̩͖̰͓̠͖͙̤̤̜̬̲͔ and causes C̫̼̩͘H̨̬̰̞͖AK̖̩̼̺̮̗̻͝R̖̹͇̲͝A̵̝M̥̜̕A̴STE̸̟̙̹̭͙͍̼R҉̞ ͈͖͇̹̳͔ ͉T͡O͕͕ ̝̫̩̮̩V̘̳̰͎͓͔͈OM̨̝͎̤̜̼̮̠I̬͖T̪̪̲̪̰͔̙ ͚̮͙B̞̳͖͇̯̦͎L̹̟͇̪̞̭̕O̴̹̲̘̳ǪD!̙̺͍̰͔̠̠ (2/3)

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tail Glow! But pouring radioactive waste on his tail just gives him can̅̋͑̊͏cer.
ARNISD uses Attract! It reͬ͛͋sults in C̳̝͇̮͔̥̊ͬ͛ͬ̑̊̂ͅH̫ͭĄ̩̰͎̳͉̲̘̠̻̻̦̗ͯ͒ͮͭ̆͂͌ͭ̃̂͛͗̚͠ͅK͊ͫ ̰̣͚͉͎̰̳̟̰ͦ̈́̋ͣ͒͐̔R̴̡̓̆̅ͥ̾̀A͌MA͜͜͝S̸̼̝͇̝̩̠̼̦͗̆̒͆͗ͧͥ̌ T̋ͭͬ̐̎͊̓ͯ͒̑́̿̓E̯̰̠̖̞̱̟͕̞̔̓ͧ̿ͪ͐͒̋̈́͗ͅṞ͓̼͇̬͇̀̋ͧ̋̊̆̅̚ ̭ͅ’ͧ͒̌̇̊ͯ̇̍̀͑ͫͦ̋S̪̼̱̦̗̗̬̑͂͌̈́̍͂͊ ̞̖̘͉̗̪̹͓̱̦̲̯̘Ḩ͚͛E͗̌̊̃̿ͣͦ̓ͨ̇̚͏͖̹̩͇͚̪̮̞̙̯̬AD̑̄̂ͭͬ̈̿ ̪̗͖̻̺͙̳̬̟̓̑̑ͅ ̘̭̣͔̎́ͨͫ̕͟F͠͝A͉̭̬͕̹̳ͅͅT̵̏͌̊̓̓̕A̻̦̯͈͔̙̝̙ͩ̉̆͒̽̀̓ͯLͨL ̨̢̳̱͍͇̱͖̩̺̥̪͞Y͍̘̞̙̩̼̩̬̲͉̪̬͔̤ͧͦ͑̈́ͮ̇͗͐̍ͨͩͥ͆̀ ̼̼͈Iͯ́̏ͫMͭͪͭ͌̓͠P̵͓̼͎͖̳̹̊ͯͯ̾̽́L̷̟̣̼̫̜̞̬̓̿̀͒ͪ̌ͣ̕O̍͂͒ ̴̮͖̙̲͔̜̮̂͌̀̎D̗̱̙͕͖͔̫͖̹ͅI̢͘͟N̨̗̟̬̩̟̼͓̪͎̥̐̃̉̉͆ͯͨ̈́͑͊̋ ̯G͐̎̎̊̀ͧ̈́ͪ̚̕!̦͖̹̩̜̕ (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (98/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Oh man, wow, that was just B̹̱̦RUT͚̥̳̠̝̗͚ͅA̖̭͎̦̣̖̦͙͈L toward the eͬ͛͋nd there! And yo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕u didn̅̋͑̊͏’t even take a scratch even with all that extra health!

Ok, take your 1 EXP and…

Devo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕lve and egg-slaughter Chakra!
Make his Babymaker backfire and leave him as a wimpy Pichu with a humiliatin̅̋͑̊͏g Pokémon Daycare theme!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, and murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Use an Evolution̅̋͑̊͏ Crystal to beͬ͛͋come a less pathetic Bayleef!
Or Wheel yourself if yo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕u’re feeling especially deran̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ged!

I wo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕nder if Pichu is white meͬ͛͋at or dark meat…

AgloMe Oen

11-05-2021, 11:31 PM

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Hey, don’t look at me̹̦̝̠̫̋̓ͮ̒͐ like that! Be happy yo̬̯̻̘̗̰͚̖̠̤͙͚͕̜̺͌͗͒ͩ̽ͥ̋̈́̇̊̒̓̑̚̚u’re gettiǹͭͬ̆ͦ̑ͤg something, you gree̹̦̝̠̫̋̓ͮ̒͐dy dirtbag!

As for me, I’m off to go buy a ǹͭͬ̆ͦ̑ͤew torture chamber for my dungeon! Yes, if you’re curious, I’ll give̹̦̝̠̫̋̓ͮ̒͐ you the full fun inte̹̦̝̠̫̋̓ͮ̒͐ractive experieǹͭͬ̆ͦ̑ͤce o̬̯̻̘̗̰͚̖̠̤͙͚͕̜̺͌͗͒ͩ̽ͥ̋̈́̇̊̒̓̑̚̚nce it’s built!

AgloMe Oen

11-07-2021, 12:33 AM

AgloMe Oen

11-07-2021, 02:13 AM

Two̴ͥͩͬ͏ go in, ón̬̤͈̝̣ͭ̃ͩ̃ͨeͥ̌͏ ̪̻̬͆̎̓c̾ͣ̎ͪ͡oͨ̅ͥm̦̼ͣ̆e͖̖͈̺̭ͫ̍͐ͣͫs̈́͜ o̩̬ͬ̍u͖̍t̽ͧ̏ͨͣͬ͋!̠̮̪̩̠͕

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, enslavin̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧg ghosts as his perso̴ͥͩͬ͏nal minions, drags in the bodie̻̅͞s of…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Swampert an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd SCYTHERWOLF as Ampharos to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Voltaire Magneton Scytherwolf

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/260.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Whe̻̅͞el option̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧ after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items n̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧeeded for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mo̴ͥͩͬ͏re stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

VS

SCYTHERWOLF https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/181.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧg battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The WI͈͓C̦̯̩K͙̬E͚͔̥̯͎̭D̪̯ ̥̖͙͇COỊ͕N͓͎̹̝̠͙ O̬̼̳̙̲F̘̼̭ͅ ̞͙ͅDAR̠̟K̼ RE̙A̺͓̲̟NI͉̹̗͚̳̥̫M͕͈̺A̹͖͚T͇̰͉̤̦̭I̘̬̲̼̙̭ON has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikes first blood!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts off the carn̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧage with Grass Pledge! She buries her victims there, which is gre̻̅͞at for the soil!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Poison Tail! But she figures dunking her tail in cyanide would probably kill her.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dragon Energy! But hooking up a Dragon̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧite to a microwave just makes him explode.

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Morn̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧing Sun! But she much prefers the state o̴ͥͩͬ͏f perpetual darkness.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Twinkle Tackle! But charging into a Piplup and tossing them into firecrackers just results in a lot of burnt pe̻̅͞nguin pieces.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Charge! Except he e̻̅͞nds up exploding a Dedenne in the microwave yet again̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧ.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Jungle Healing! But she fin̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧds out the Amazo̴ͥͩͬ͏n much rather prefers killing people instead.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Wild Charge! It has NO EFFECT ON VOLTAIRE MAGNETON, making SCYTHERWOLF feel e͚͕̟͂̓͑s͕̰̯̽̓ͬpec̖͓̫ḭ͚̩͈̲̫̈͌ͬ͛̿̑̚ͅalͦ̓l̥̳͖̖̭͗͌͐ͨͮ y ̠̬̤̼̰͖̾͂ͭ̅ͬ̇HȎ̜̯̹ͬ͒P̖̣̠̘͔͈̳̋ͦ̇͒ͨ̈̌E̤͍Lͯ͗ͦ̅E̽ͩͥ̽̾S ̜̞̘͆̂ͨṢ͇ͮ̿ ̦̬͖̫̦A̭̞̜̥͚ͯ̂̐ͤͣͮͅN̤̝̰D̻͉̞̞͑ͪͨ̒ ̳̳̯͗ͨ̄P̙̱̮̭͐́ͬ̚̚ͅAT͙̺̠ͨ̏̊H̥̠͗̌E̲̮̖̙̲̩̯Ť̃̍I̎̋̐͗̊͛ͨ C̘̦ͭ̃!̩ͅͅ (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (36/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Boy, do̴ͥͩͬ͏n’t you fe̻̅͞el embarrassed!? Let’s try somethin̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧg smarter next time!

Voltaire, you claim your 1 EXP for flawless victory and you get to…

De̻̅͞volve Scytherwolf into a ridiculo̴ͥͩͬ͏us Flaaffy for her failure!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, and murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Dump Scytherwolf screaming into your Whe̻̅͞el!
Or prove̻̅͞ your psycho̴ͥͩͬ͏sis by Wheeling yourself!

Well? Decide̻̅͞ already!

Voltaire Magneton

11-07-2021, 02:49 AM

It's Wheel time!

arnisd

11-07-2021, 08:43 AM

Well, arn͔̙ͧ̾̎ͅisd, if you were hoping to do anythin͔̙ͧ̾̎ͅg to Chakra besides devolve and e͉͐gg him, you’re out ő͍̺̔ͥͅf time͉͐! Ha!

Stay tuned for toṉ̪̦͙͇̤̄ͦ̀ͤ͆͋ight’s slaughte͓̗͇̪̞̖͛͒͗͊ͦ̆r, coming soon!

Ack sorry had some real busy days in a row and forgot to take the time to answer, but yes, devolving it is uwu

AgloMe Oen

11-07-2021, 06:21 PM

It's Wheel time!

Yesss… ye̘̗̠̯͇͙͚̦ss in̗̤̝̗̹͇͌ͤͥ̊̾ͫ̄ͅdeed it is!! M̽uh̜̩̩a̓ͪ̍̈́̈́̈ ͈h̹ͥa̹͖̳͈̩͍ͧ̑̊̔ͯ͑̚ͅ ̫̼̜̳͇͍̤̇̉͌̔́̈ͩh̅̾́ͩ̍å̟̲͙̺̩̂̈̔̚ ͚̼̙͖̪̝͎h̗̲̠̪̠̺͚a ̗͎͈̖̳̮̲̀̎ͯ̇̍ͬ͊h̘a͛ͬͧ̇͊h̝͔̮̫aa̟̺̯̤̤̽̾̀́̑̂ͅa̬̠͓̺̺a͂̆ ̻̲̺̙͚̜̟ͩͬ̂ͧ̂!

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VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon̗̤̝̗̹͇͌ͤͥ̊̾ͫ̄ͅ
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatteren̗̤̝̗̹͇͌ͤͥ̊̾ͫ̄ͅe
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime̘̗̠̯͇͙͚̦
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémo̦̩͕̝̯̜̩̙̦̫̺͙̻̊ͨ̔͑̉̔̀̅̐ͭ̏ͫ̑n #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clo̦̩͕̝̯̜̩̙̦̫̺͙̻̊ͨ̔͑̉̔̀̅̐ͭ̏ͫ̑wn emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Curse̘̗̠̯͇͙͚̦d Emojis
Theme #3: WAH-luigi for Smash
Theme #4: Stan̗̤̝̗̹͇͌ͤͥ̊̾ͫ̄ͅ LOONA
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are yo̦̩͕̝̯̜̩̙̦̫̺͙̻̊ͨ̔͑̉̔̀̅̐ͭ̏ͫ̑u ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCFo̦̩͕̝̯̜̩̙̦̫̺͙̻̊ͨ̔͑̉̔̀̅̐ͭ̏ͫ̑rSmashBros
Usertitle #5: *aggressively licks shape from sugar hone̘̗̠̯͇͙͚̦ycomb*

See!? I’ve been sayin̗̤̝̗̹͇͌ͤͥ̊̾ͫ̄ͅg it all along, pȇ̟r̬̼͉͊͆ͨp̟̹͓̉̂ͩe̯̪̓̏tua̬̺͉̹̯ͭ̽̍͆͛l̤͕̭̫ d̙͍̫͖͚̂̐͊ͦ͒a͂̿̍͒̒ͪȑ͈͖̣͚̭͊̽̎̚k̆n̠̹̣̼̻̪e͕͌s͐̌s͎ is better and this proves it! Who̦̩͕̝̯̜̩̙̦̫̺͙̻̊ͨ̔͑̉̔̀̅̐ͭ̏ͫ̑ wants to stare̘̗̠̯͇͙͚̦ at white crap all day!?

AgloMe Oen

11-07-2021, 06:26 PM

This min̬̥̗̫̙̹̓͐̓ͫ̓̔dless horror is Se̹̠̩̣̞͎̤̤̹̞̭̠ͮ̍̉͒̑ͧ͗ͨͩ̏͆̑ason 8, ready to lick at your so̜̱̐͒ul!

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S͎̝̦̺͕ͧ͂̑̑̓É̠̟͓͚̍͗ͣAS̻̳̮͆̑ͨO͆̏̋̒̓̂͊ͮ̓N͈̱͙̊͛̚ ̬̪̺̗̱͚̞͈̭ͤ͂ͦ́̇̑̾̒ͪͥͅ8̪̭͈̟̦͓̩̘͖̤̗̐ͧ̐̿̿̒͛ͦ̆̅ͥ

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS CINCCINO https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/573.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS GALARIAN RAPIDASH https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/078-g.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS HATTERENE https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/858.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS TYMPOLE https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/535.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS SWAMPERT https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/260.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS CHIKORITA https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/152.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS STEELIX https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/208.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!

AgloMe Oen

11-07-2021, 07:07 PM

The audien̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ce demands a sacrifice! We’re̎͒̀ doing our part for solving overpo̷̡̮̜pulation̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, de̎͒̀vouring brains en̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ masse, drags in the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SHRUIKAN as Steelix an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Swampert to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Shruikan Voltaire Magneton

SHRUIKAN https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/208.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/260.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Whe̻̅͞el option̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧ after winning and Wheel people, including yourse̎͒̀lf, as much as you like! No Wheelie items n̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧeeded for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mo̴ͥͩͬ͏re stages of Pokémo̷̡̮̜n to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

The DOOMED COIN OF FIE͖͉͚̮ͨ͛͌ͩRY̫̩̆͛ ̯̤͚̿̿ͩDͣ̐ͥͭ̽ͪE͚̺͛̑̃ͅS͗͊̐̐͑T͕̙̙̰̜͒ͣ̔ͫ͑RǗͫͦCŤͩ͆Iͥͣ ̝̘ON͋ has declare̻̅͞d SHRUIKAN strikes first blood!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts the atrocities with En̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́core! He forces his torture victims to liste̎͒̀n to Baby Shark a few thousand mo̷̡̮̜re times!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Glare̎͒̀! He sends a baby Stufful into a deran̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ged panic!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Ice Punch! He tries usin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́g his face to slam into an ice box!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dizzy Punch! He ge̎͒̀ts super-drun̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́k and just flops right on his ass!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN use̎͒̀s Soak! But he dun̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ks a Poochyena in the pool for just a little too long.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wring Out! He squeezes a Happin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́y really hard and gets all the blood o̷̡̮̜ut!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN use̎͒̀s Natural Gift! He gives everyone some deathcap mushrooms!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rock Smash! It’s a S̫̠̬̞̲̎̒ͦͤ͋U̝͓ͥ̏P͙̻̞̘̎̍̉͊E̠̝̐͛R-͕͎͙̝̣͖̺̾̂̈̍͌ͩͥE̟̖̞̟̬̥F̖͖̳̟̰F͌̄͑͒̿̇̿E̠͖̬̥͈C͖̊T͛̽̾̅ͥ ̤̪̫̰̺̩̓͛ͅIVͣ̑̾E͕̣̝͖̭̜ ̝̦̬̙Ǒ́ͫ̎̏ͨ̍B̪͉͖ͩ͒̓LͧͪĬ͚͇̮̟͉̺ͨ̈͗̍͆T͌E͍͎̭͍̜̓ͨ̽̊ͣ̃ͅ Rͦͫ̈̾̓̈́ATḬ̱̬̹̤̆̋͌ͫ̚Oͮ͋̎̒̇N̆̽ ̝̫̭̜̲̥̖ͥ͐͆͊͛̓̄M̮̤̞̃̍͑U̫͖̖̘̇̂͊̌RD͇̤E͊͛͐Ṙ̹̙͊̓͒̋ ͔̼̩ ͈͓͎̟̼̬̺̇̉̈̋̃̓ͤT̔̓͒Ḣ̞̹̘͚̰ͮ͂̽͆A̜̥͓T͙̻̠̻̪ͨ̓͒̎ͮ̉͊ ̖̲ Ṛ̘̼͈ͧͤ͋ͧEDU͈̞ĆͣĒ͋̐ͭS S̜̮̟͍̜͙̦̓͛ͬ̃̄ͥͯḦ͚̬̻̩̽̔̄RͅU͉̦̝̜Iͪ̾̌ͧKͦ̎ͮ̃́AN ͫ̽ͩ͆ͣT̙̜ͅO͊ͭͣ̍̌ ̙̝̺M̂̽̆ͩͦO̗̦̙̹Ȑ͍̗̮͊͋B͖̾ͩͅI̤ͥ̆ͅD̝̞̞̜̹̜̒ͪͯ̈͑͗ ̬́́ͅB͐ͪͨ͑͊I͎Ṯ͙̺̻͕̘ͧ̓̂ͫ̿͋S A̤̣̩̯̫̙̓͆̓̈́́ͦ͗ͅN̋̽͒̽̑D P̝͔̺̜̘ͦ̂ͧ̑ͤͫͅȊ̘̭͖ͬ̓̈ͅË͇̹́̌̂ͅC̯͎̠E͈̜̪̬̖S!̺̝

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https://i.postimg.cc/ZKd9pPvW/Win-Thing-Aglome-Oen.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (48/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Wow, Voltaire̎͒̀, you’re really gettin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́g good at this whole murder thin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́g! See, it gets e̎͒̀asier the more you do̷̡̮̜ it! P̹̲̪̙͚̬͒ͯͪ͗ͫ̔s̾̓͌̈͑ÿ̫͈̭́̅̑c̱h̠̽op̣͙̙͋͛̃ͭͅȧ͈͗̈ͤ̓̔̊ ̜̝̤̜̳̹t͋͛̈̾h̥̑ ͉̥̼͚̌ͭ͋͐m͊ur̺͙̬̦̭̬͛̔̌ͮ́ͣ̔ͅde̼̺̬͓̭̊̿̓ͣ̄r͍̪̳̈͋̊̓ ͖ ̥̥͍͇ͪͦ̈́ͬb̝̱̩̞̊ͥ͋ͧu̞͔̖̓͌ͣd͍̫͇͛̇̿die̙̙͍̳͐̄ͪ́s̄̔̇ ̔ͨ̎̓ ͎̻̮̫̠̙͖̉̍ͩ̑̑̉͌uͥ̇͋͒ͫ̓̊n͑͌i̭̠t͈̠͑̿e!̱ͥ

You get anothe̎͒̀r 1 EXP for a murder well don̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́e and your choice of…

Devolve Shruikan̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ into Onix as a lesser existence of himse̎͒̀lf!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, and murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Dump Shruikan in̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́to your Wheel and enjoy the screams!
Or prove̻̅͞ your psycho̴ͥͩͬ͏sis by Wheeling yourself!

Yessss̛ͫ̂͐̌̔̓̎͜s͗̃̀̽̉̃̃̾̏̅, let the m͖̬̭̙̟͓͟͜ͅa̹̭̦d̬̳̹̲̱̺n̺͉͎̗͇̣̟͍̻̗͍̞̬e͍̻̹̯͖̖̫͖͉s̛̲͔͟ ̯̯s̴̢͓̤̬̯̬̻̞̗͙̦̼͚͕͝ flow through yo̷̡̮̜u!

Voltaire Magneton

11-07-2021, 09:40 PM

Let's go with the Wheel again! Keep the wheel... rolling!

AgloMe Oen

11-08-2021, 12:32 AM

Let's go with the Wheel again! Keep the wheel... rolling!

Ah, yo̎͌u’re a sadist superstar! I like that! Maybe̠ͦ͡͠ you’ll be just like me someday!

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VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon͈̦̙̙ͧ͋̄̚
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémo̎͌n #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Apple̠ͦ͡͠tun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian͈̦̙̙ͧ͋̄̚ Mr. Mime
Pokémon͈̦̙̙ͧ͋̄̚ #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chiko̎͌rita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in To̎͌wn! (featurin͈̦̙̙ͧ͋̄̚g clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Curse̠ͦ͡͠d Emojis
Theme #3: WAH-luigi for Smash
Theme #4: Stan LOONA
Theme #5: Discord Light Mo̎͌de (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBro̎͌s
Usertitle #5: *aggressively licks shape from sugar hone̠ͦ͡͠ycomb*

Nice̠ͦ͡͠ly done, I wonder how man͈̦̙̙ͧ͋̄̚y more helpless victims yo̎͌u can throw into this thing!

AgloMe Oen

11-09-2021, 12:57 AM

Aň͔̥͓̣̻̃̾̈̓ͮ͜͜ͅd it looks like mo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈re bloodsheͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥd for you all!

https://i.postimg.cc/mZqzPpkx/Battle-Time-Aglome-Oen.png

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, fusing the corpses of his victims togeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥther into͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ the perfect abomiň͔̥͓̣̻̃̾̈̓ͮ͜͜ͅation monster, drags in the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd ARNISD as Chikorita to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Noblejanobii arnisd

NOBLEJANOBII https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three moreͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥctive/no effect), you have a 33% chance o͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈f stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

ARNISD https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/152.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for eͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥach battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The S͟Ḁ͓̊͑V́A͍͗G̵̱̦̭̹ͬ͒́̽Ḙ̓ ͧͯ̃C̥̞̤̳͓͍̙̽̇͗ͣ̀̚̚Ǫ͍͎͎̳͚̍̓͊̇̚I͕͚͈̤ͩ̓ͬ̅́N̜͎̘̭ O̙F̘̰͚̘͊̇̀ͮ̕ F̼̄A̬̬̯͎̠̦ͫͣ̑̈́ͦͮM͍̤͓̘̘ͭ͗̓͗̄I͗ͨ͊ͮ͘N̠̼̩͍̙̞͂̽̔͗̏̇E̳̩͈ ̩ ̡͈̹̠̯̎̉̍̌A̎Ñ̔͜D ̲̲̖͘D͞ES̀̏̇̾̍ͮT͖̩͙ͤͩ̽R͔̱̞̤̱̞͈̊ͫ̽͋̑̾̒U̫̞͡C͔͇̲̤͊̂ͣ̾T Ị͂O̹N̯͕͍͋̌ͩ͞ has declare̻̅͞d NOBLEJANOBII strikes first blood!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII begin͍͚̠͑̒̓s the anarchy with G-Max Terror! She seͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥnds an innocent Cleffa screaming into the Abyss!
ARNISD uses Sparkly Swirl! He throws a Cosmog into a bleͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥnder and flips it on!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII useͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs Flash! She exposes herself in public!
ARNISD uses Shell Smash! And he fin͍͚̠͑̒̓ds that a Squirtle can’t live without one.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grassy Terrain! It helps hideͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ the places where dumped the bo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈dies!
ARNISD uses Ice Punch! And n͍͚̠͑̒̓ow there’s another Eiscue without a head.

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Growth! She feeds an͍͚̠͑̒̓other body to Audrey II!
ARNISD uses Do͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈uble Kick! And that’s another doubleͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ decapitation on a Doduo!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Morning Sun! But in͍͚̠͑̒̓stead there is only perpetual darkness.
ARNISD useͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs Parting Shot! He waves goodbye to͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ a Pidgey before he snipes it in the face!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wrap! She suffocateͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs an Iggybuff with a plastic bag!
ARNISD uses Psybeam! He min͍͚̠͑̒̓dlessly blasts his plasma rifle into the audience!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Subzero͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ Slammer! She freezes a Ratatta and smashes it into a million͍͚̠͑̒̓ pieces!
ARNISD uses Foul Play! And the game “got your tongue” suddenly takeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs a dark literal turn.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Electroweb! She wraps a Spearow with barbed wire and run͍͚̠͑̒̓s extreme vo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ltage through it!
ARNISD uses Blaze Kick! And heͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ sets California on fire all over again.

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Inferno Overdrive! She makes sure Californ͍͚̠͑̒̓ia incinerates eveͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥn faster!
ARNISD uses Max Lightning! Exceͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥpt he misses Noble and sends it crashing do͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈wn on the spectators instead.

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Charm! She lures some un͍͚̠͑̒̓suspecting children into her dark cabin in the woods.
ARNISD uses Quiver Dance! He pulls the wings off of some flieͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs!

Holy crap, do I need to do everything around here!? Wake up!
A͓GḼ͙̳OME ͯ̆OE̤͕̗͊̆̂N ̞ͦs̼̳̆̆͌ͅt̙ṟ͎̘̊̄͆i͆͂́kes͓̠̞͗̉͊ NOB͂ͥLE͚̅J͗ͭ̾AN̦͇̠ͧ̈́ͪO̤͎BI̙̿I̞͆ ̣fͣͪ̚o̱̿r̖̟̅̌ 1̇ͧ̽HP̙̤ ̬D͙̯̭AM̪̯̝̀ͥͣA̱͍̥̔͌̚G̯̠̈́ͤEͤ͗̚! (͈̙̙̆̾ͥ1/̝3͇̦̋̓̂ͅ) ̣̟͔̍̅͌A̩̿GLÖM̫ͤͩͅE OEN̿ ̫̭̋̚s̗t̩ͥr̭ͅikes̼̣̅͗ Ä̟̱̼ͤ͌RNͭ̋IS͓͎̮̔ͫ̐D ͨͥfo̬̟r̥̖͇ͩ͋̏ 1̆̓̚H͈̼P ̭Ḏ̺͇̈̊ͯĀ͖͖̈́M̦̈́A̦̟͈G̮̣E̖!͖̩̐ͧ ̝̎(1̉͐/̰̬̩̈́ͥ́5)̐
Now FIGHT, I’m getting impatieͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥnt! And you don’t want that!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sweet Kiss! It turn͍͚̠͑̒̓s a helpless Cyndaquil into stoneͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ!
ARNISD uses Water Spo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈rt! And all the children in the kiddie pool have drown͍͚̠͑̒̓ed.

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Surging Strikes! She causes even more riots in her town͍͚̠͑̒̓!
ARNISD uses G-Max Wildfire! An͍͚̠͑̒̓d now all of California is up in flames!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Veevee Volley! She plays volleyball with a severeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥd Eevee’s head!
ARNISD uses Stone Edge! He fin͍͚̠͑̒̓ds yes, you really can impale someo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ne there!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sticky Web! She uses it to glue the tongue of a Lickilicky to the back of a speedin͍͚̠͑̒̓g bus!
ARNISD uses Thieͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥf! But he decided to͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ go warlock this time.

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wake-Up Slap! Exceͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥpt she hits a sleeping Lillipup too hard an͍͚̠͑̒̓d now he’s never getting up again.
ARNISD uses Covet! But he fin͍͚̠͑̒̓ds it’s much more satisfying to just outright steal.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Strength Sap! Except she messes it up and causeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs a Machop to bleed out.
ARNISD uses Leer! He grins wickedly as he presses the deton͍͚̠͑̒̓ator!

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psywave! Except it makes her go on a psychotic killing spreeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ instead.
ARNISD uses Stored Poweͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥr! He ends up overloading the reacto͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈r at the nuclear power plant!

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII uses Misty Explosion! And n͍͚̠͑̒̓ow Cerulean City is wondering why their gym leader has been blown to bits.
ARNISD uses G-Max Reson͍͚̠͑̒̓ance! Except it comes out as some grizzly clouds of darkneͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥss.

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII useͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs Conversion! She convinces more people to join her dark cult!
ARNISD uses Coaching! He becomes a dark men͍͚̠͑̒̓tor for future executioners!

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII uses Haze! She finds it helps the dark ambien͍͚̠͑̒̓ce of her to͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈rture chamber!
ARNISD uses Mega Kick! She scoreͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs a field goal with a Dunsparce’s head!

Seriously!? I bet yo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈u think this is funny, don’t you? You kno͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈w what also is funny? This!
Ä̲GĹ̥̲ͫ̉ͅOM͑E ̰͖̤̊͐ͬOͭE̟̪̫Ṇ̼̙͂ͥ̉ ͈̊s̒́t̯̭̝ȓ̥̞̬̔̌iḳ̠̆ͯĕ̻̗̌s͗ͮͣ ̰͎̱̓̉͋N̾OḂL̿ͭEJ͙̌A͕ͮNO̖BIͣIͬͮ͐ ̖̋f̖ͨoṙ̅ ͈̜͓1͖̖̇̋́ͅHP͉̟͉̂͗ͨ DÅM̹AG͉ͨE̤̥̋̄!̟ (̖̲̗̍̍̚2͍͙̝͊ͪ̎/3̘̰̏̃)̻̯̤̔ͬ̂ ̳̰̞̄̒̓Aͯ̓G̫̩L̝͇OM͙E͔̱̺ͪ̔͑ ̳̗̀̏O̞͔͇ͮ̍̾E͔ͥN͖̅ ̳st͓͙r̈́̄̿i̜kē̉s̗̤̏̑ ̈́̓͗AR͒Ṇ̯̰ISD f͆ͩoṛͬ ̠1H͓͙̆̑Pͣ D̬̙ͧ̇AM̗̦̿̓AG̳̈E!̠͂ ̺̙̮ͥͭ̇(̭̊2̳͇/̪̒5͎̟̿ͥͨͅ)
Really, keep doing this again, I̽̒̎̅̚͡ ̠͓̩͒ͥͯ̈͠ͅD̞̞͚͙̺͐̒ͮͭ̇AṞ͠E̞̓ ̛y̴̦̩̟̬̼̳̽̌̏̋ͪ̀ọ̹͚͕̯͚͚u̡͉̫̬͇̻̪̇̉ͮ͆̿̉!̴ Watch what happens!

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII uses Beat Up! She an͍͚̠͑̒̓d her friends gang up and pummel a Caterpie to a gooey pulp!
ARNISD uses Brine! And he finds that’s an effectiveͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ way to kill a Charmander.

TURN 22
NOBLEJANOBII useͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs Diamond Storm! Except she finds it’s much cheaper to͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ just use glass fragments to lacerate people with.
ARNISD uses Psycho Shift! He chan͍͚̠͑̒̓ges gears as he drives his car into a cro͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈wd of people!

TURN 23
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ember! Except she’s found all of California is n͍͚̠͑̒̓ow just ash.
ARNISD uses Sto͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈red Power! But heͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ finds there’s already fallout everywhere.

TURN 24
NOBLEJANOBII uses Belch! Sheͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ can’t help it, that Applin was delicious!
ARNISD uses Electrify! It works, that Hoothoot really can work as a co͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈nductor! But on͍͚̠͑̒̓ly once.

TURN 25
NOBLEJANOBII useͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs G-Max Gold Rush! Too late, you’ve already in͍͚̠͑̒̓cinerated California!
ARNISD uses Water Pledge! He vows to send more victims to͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ a watery grave!

TURN 26
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psychic! But she loses her mind and goes berserk in the pro͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈cess!
ARNISD uses Recycle! He turn͍͚̠͑̒̓s his scrap meͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥtal into plenty of deadly bladed weapons!

TURN 27
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Stun Sho͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ck! She knocks a Stufful unconscious and then frieͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥs him in an electric chair!
ARNISD uses Magic Coat! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, making ARNISD feel T͑ͩ̓H̞͊À͚͕̌T̲̬̗ ͙͙̼̓͐̃M̂ͅU̯̿C̬̤ͨ̌H Ṁ̮̤̰̂͐ORͨͦͮE͕̫̩ LI̝̝̱K͚͍̖E ̗̜̏̾AN IDIͮ̒͋Ò̟T!͍͑ (3/5)

TURN 28
NOBLEJANOBII uses Seͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥismic Toss! IT͔̺ CA̱̥̮͛͆̔USES̼͚ͫ͂ ̓́̏A̦̮͒̌R͓̃Ñ̊ÏS̜̫̞̽̋̍D̺͎ͩͪ’̺̜̇̎S BO̍͂N̿͌ḚS͇̳̜ T͇̄O͔̠̰ͥ͋ͦ CR͔͍ͣ̍A͔̲̱͊͗̿C͔Ḵ̙͍̿͊̔! ͍ͦ(̟̙̑̓4̞/͒̚5)̩͒
ARNISD uses Future Sight! He con͍͚̠͑̒̓sults the netherworld and sees only a grim future in sto͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈re!

TURN 29
NOBLEJANOBII uses Heal Blo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ck! She barricades the eͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥntrances to the hospital!
ARNISD uses Megahorn̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅ! He blasts out the eardrums of a helpless Mudkip!

TURN 30
NOBLEJANOBII uses Whirlwind! Exceͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥpt this time Dorothy and Toto͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ don’t surviveͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ.
ARNISD uses Smart Strike! He sn͍͚̠͑̒̓ipes the valedictorian̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅ in the head!

O̯͍̹̬̬̓ͯ͂̋͆V̑ͦ̀E̯̰̲̭̺̘̱͗͑͋̑̓̒̚͢R̂̂T̢Î̉̏ͣ̃ͫ͝Mͩͦ͛ͤ̌ ̙̗̭̮̣͢Ȩ̲̺͎̫͗̏̌̀!̫̠͇̋̋̓͘

TURN 31
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mystical Fireͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ! But she finds setting a temple on fire only reduces it to͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ ruins.
ARNISD uses Kinesis! But he messes it up and causes a San̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅdile’s head to explode.

TURN 32
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dragon Breͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥath! But she only ends up vomiting instead after eating all those onions.
ARNISD uses Solar Beͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥam! Iẗ́ͪ’͚͎ͫͤs̩̣ͩ̑ ͩ̀̉ͤ̉͑NOͩ̉̏̋ͮͥT̩͆ Ṽ̰͉̇E͍͍̪̯̓ͫͯ̚R̐ͮ̚Y͖̓ Ẹ̭̠̬̿̎ͨͮF̩͚̪̜̝͎̥̾ͪ̿̊̏ͬͤF̠͊E̻C̜T̼͎̖͐ͤ̎I̼̯V̄̚E,̈ ̒̀ͩ ̣̟ͤ̏m̰̗͔̞̻̩̤̈́̈́̀̌͋̓̈ǎ̜͕̬̈́͑ki͍̮͐ͬng̹̞̣͓̼ ̦̻͇͓̙̳̝̐̾ͤͩͨ͐ͯA̗͍͕ͅR͖͕̲̟̦̾͂͌ͭ̚Ṋ͖̰̝̘̭̺Ĭ͙͙̻̋̄̔̍ͩͪͅ ̜͓̪S̮̱͙ͫ̑ͯD͖̮͍̦̪̪̬͂ͨͣͣ̍ͨ̓ ͓͔F̣͋EEL̽̆̿̽̈́̎ ̉S̫͔̤̠̔̊̓ͭ̏ͅO̗̰̺̿̈́̄ M̳̺͌͑Ǔ͓̩̽Č̹͚̘̘̩̲̹̐ͫ̌̋̾͗H ͕̲̪̰͎̮̆͒̓̓̏̾HUM̱̮͉̺̺̋ͭ̍ͣ̓I̬̭̪̱̓ͥ͗ͮLͧͬ̓Ì̗͈̩̟̓̾̑ͯ̌̅ ̤̯ͅA͕͇̮̣̬ͮͮͭ͒̍T͙I̫̥Ȯ̼̳̫̲̘̬̱ͪ̊̽͆̉ͦN ̙̩̻ͭ͆ͥHI̟̠̗͆͗ͩS ̹̣̞̱̦̣͊ͭ̏ͮ̊͌B̼̫̫̭̳̠̲͂̔̽̾̓ͣ̏RA͕̻̜̪͗ͩ̌̾I̝̪̝ͤͫ̋Nͨ ̯͉̤̈́ͦ̀F͎̘̩ͧ̄ͦRI̗E̠͙͔̹̹̞ͥ͆ͮ͛͌ͧS̎̓͗̓̚ ̒̉̋̂T́͑ͭ̑́̾̃Ŏ̍͂͂ Ä̬̲̲͖̥̞̅̑̒ͫ͋ ̘͍̘̻͙ͩͯͦͯͫC͇R̠̭̺̱̬͎͈I̺̤͔̺͓̠̽̐̔̽̽͗S̼͚͉̳͂͆͆̎P͕̈́! ̈́̓ (5/5)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (19/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Sureͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥ took you two a D̖ͩA͕̼̝̾ͨ͂N̖G̻̽ ̝͕̫͓ͅL̰̗̝͙̀̏͛̚O̝̜͓͍̞̯̫̾̎̓̊̆̉̅N̊͛̀̈́̇̍G T̩͕͚̺̻̒ͫͩͬ͗̆ͅḬ̦̫̮̫̂͋̈ͫͧͩͅM̻̰̮͕͍̠̺ͧͩ͗̔ͫ̇̚Ë̬̻́͂̉̑̆̉ ̹̤̼̠ to finally decide to murder each o͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈ther instead of innoceͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥnt victims, but hey, tickets still sold out and everyon̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅe went home happy! Well, almost everyone!

Noble, yo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈u get 1 EXP for a sͯͫ̓́̓la̜̬̾̚u̬̙̱͑̈́͐g̏̐ͪ̒ͦ̉h̯͍̄ͮt͔͓̾̽e͙̪̭r̓ͦ̌ͭ well don̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅe and your choice of…

Devolve and eͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥgg-murder ARNISD!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Use a SOMEONE ELSE’S WHEELIE and send ARNISD screaming into an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅother Wheel!

And…

Do yo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈u draw from the Deck… or han̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd it over for arnisd to suffeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥr with!?

Enjoy the an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅarchy!

Noblejanobii

11-09-2021, 04:31 AM

Hey look the rivalry is back and I actually won this time LMAO

We're gonna egg Arnisd and pass them the deck!

arnisd

11-09-2021, 09:07 AM

Hey look the rivalry is back and I actually won this time LMAO

We're gonna egg Arnisd and pass them the deck!

The gods of rng just love this rivalry xD

Shruikan

11-09-2021, 10:09 AM

Aww, the return of OP Steelix didn't last very long this time. :( (Probably good news for everyone else though :P)

AgloMe Oen

11-10-2021, 01:23 AM

Hey look the rivalry is back and I actually won this time LMAO

We're gonna egg Arnisd and pass them the deck!

Good, an̲̹̰͕͚̦͚̄̂̃ͧ̅̋̂̚ͅother ṏ͉͎̜̫̖̘̩͎̪̳̫͎͔̻̒ͨ̔̀́ͮͩͭ͌ͯ̑̓͡melet to de͔͉̠̻̬̦̤͙vour. Yum!

An̲̹̰͕͚̦͚̄̂̃ͧ̅̋̂̚ͅd…

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NOBLEJANOBII forces ARNISD to draw from the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#1 The Happy Ho-ṏ͉͎̜̫̖̘̩͎̪̳̫͎͔̻̒ͨ̔̀́ͮͩͭ͌ͯ̑̓͡h!
THE HAPPY HO-OH! - This lovely card re͔͉̠̻̬̦̤͙vives one of your lost Lineups anew (any Lineup that is curren̗̎tly crossed out)! Which on̗̎e that is will be random, sṏ͉͎̜̫̖̘̩͎̪̳̫͎͔̻̒ͨ̔̀́ͮͩͭ͌ͯ̑̓͡… hope it’s not a Lineup you didn’t like! If you have no lost Line͔͉̠̻̬̦̤͙ups, well, Ho-oh says hello, but nothing happens.

Wow, be͔͉̠̻̬̦̤͙t Noble regrets givin̲̹̰͕͚̦͚̄̂̃ͧ̅̋̂̚ͅg this up to her n̲̹̰͕͚̦͚̄̂̃ͧ̅̋̂̚ͅemesis!

As fṏ͉͎̜̫̖̘̩͎̪̳̫͎͔̻̒ͨ̔̀́ͮͩͭ͌ͯ̑̓͡r what this egg chap ge͔͉̠̻̬̦̤͙ts revived:

1. Chikṏ͉͎̜̫̖̘̩͎̪̳̫͎͔̻̒ͨ̔̀́ͮͩͭ͌ͯ̑̓͡rita > Bayle͔͉̠̻̬̦̤͙ef > Meganium (3)
2. Larvitar > Pupitar > Tyranitar (3)
3. Popplio > Brionn̗̎e > Primarina (3)

And it rolled a #2! Goṏ͉͎̜̫̖̘̩͎̪̳̫͎͔̻̒ͨ̔̀́ͮͩͭ͌ͯ̑̓͡d, I think Tyran̲̹̰͕͚̦͚̄̂̃ͧ̅̋̂̚ͅitar is best at causin̗̎g the most amoun̲̹̰͕͚̦͚̄̂̃ͧ̅̋̂̚ͅt of death.

And n̗̎ot to worry, I already put it on your tab.

AgloMe Oen

11-10-2021, 02:16 AM

No one volun̛͑́̀̀̚teers as tribute, so that’s why you’re chosen̛͑́̀̀̚!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, turn̛͑́̀̀̚ing himself into a werȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇wolf zombie, drags in the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Galarian Rapidash an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd SLICKSLACK as Tympolȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Chakramaster SlickSlack

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SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Evȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ry time yo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚u make an̛͑́̀̀̚ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stoppin̛͑́̀̀̚g yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SLICKSLACK https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/535.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have thȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ Wheel option̛͑́̀̀̚ after winning and Wheel people, includin̛͑́̀̀̚g yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for yo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚u!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The C̪O̼̭͍̗͚̊̂̌̇̚R͌͑ͭͩR͇U̝̖͚̣͎ͬ͐͛̽̉P̔̈́̌̓̚T̤̦͖̻̱̱͈E̊ͮ́̀ ̩̝̥̯̠̗̃ͮD̗̳̿͐ Ċ͎O̱͚̝̪ͯ̑̈́̚I̮͔̼̝͉N̰̺ͭ̇ ̄OF̤͈͙̣ͪͨ̂̊ R̜̮̼̳ͯ̏̀̚O̱̣͓̜͛̅ͦ̃̓ͅL͇̞͖͖̥͙̇̉͌͂ͦ̏L͔̘̪̱Ǐ̓̆͆̅̀NG ͂́ ͭ͑̀̈́H̹̦E͔̰̋̉A̱̻͓̬̓ͬ̇̋̾ͅD̾S̬̙̰͉̮͂̏ͧ̆̿ has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER initiates the dark slaughtȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇r with Fo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚cus Blast! He makes sure he gets a good view of the orphan̛͑́̀̀̚age he blew up!
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Malodor! But she discovers stuffing a Skuntan̛͑́̀̀̚k with feces until he explodes isn’t how it works.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER usȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇s Toxic Thread! He disgusts himself readin̛͑́̀̀̚g tweets about League of Legends!
SLICKSLACK uses Sizzly Slide! And that’s how several kindergarteners got burnt to dȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ath.

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Acid Spray! Except it’s just his ȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇xplosive diarrhea.
SLICKSLACK uses Lava Plume! In̛͑́̀̀̚stead it’s just spicy diarrhea this time. Also͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚, you two arȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ disgusting.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scrȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ech! And now he’s banned from karaoke night forever.
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Replenish! She now feels in̛͑́̀̀̚vigorated with the dark souls she’s devo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ured!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Overdrive! And that’s ho͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚w his car ended up in the audience stan̛͑́̀̀̚ds.
SLICKSLACK uses Feather Dancȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇! And someon̛͑́̀̀̚e needs to tell her it wasn’t supposed to involve dead Pidgeys.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Head Smash! And now he’s got Charmander brains all o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ver him.
SLICKSLACK uses Electrify! She sen̛͑́̀̀̚ds traumatic voltage through her Pidgey corpses!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses X-Scissor! And this is how a rock-papȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇r-scissors game got gory.
SLICKSLACK uses Max Darkness! Turns o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ut her soul isn’t corrupted enough, but she’s workin̛͑́̀̀̚g on that.

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses U-turn! And this explain̛͑́̀̀̚s the forty car pile up.
SLICKSLACK uses Dazzling Glȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇am! She cleans her knives so well fo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚rensics will never detect the evidence!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Guillotine! He tests it o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚n a Chimchar and what do you know? It works!
SLICKSLACK uses Grassy Glide! She slides her dead bodies down̛͑́̀̀̚ the hill and into the ravine!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Stomping Tantrum! And n̛͑́̀̀̚ow the bouncy castle is a bloo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚dbath.
SLICKSLACK uses Calm Mind! But shȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇’s done way too much cocain̛͑́̀̀̚e for that!

Ugh, so͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ I really do havȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ to do everythin̛͑́̀̀̚g around here!
AGLOME OEN strikes CHAKRAMASTER (1/3) and SLICKSLACK (1/3) for 1 HP DAMAGE TO R̺͉̬̊͗͗E̾͋ͭͧM̥̪Ǐ͖̣̳͋ͭN̗͍̤̬̝͐ͫ͂͋͛̉ͅD̯̮̞̩̒̋͆͐ ͚͎͇͓̠͖T̪̪̱̲ͣ̄ͪ̓H͌ͤ̿̚È̞M̗̗̘̬͇̻͎ͦ͆͐̔͂̅͆ ̝̙ͪͪO̬̻̟͖̾͑ͮ̍F̳̞ͮ̃ ̰̯T̝ͯH͈͆E͇ͅ ͬ̿ͮͬ͐̓P͙͇͉̞͂ͩͪ̅AI̬̰̞N̼͍̼̗͑͊͑̇ ͉͚̦T̔H̤ͮẺͤ̇̍ͬY̭̣̗̅͌ͪ ̪̺͇͓ͨ̒ͩ̏S̙͔̮H͌ͯ̅͂Ọ̣U͇̟̲̙̐̈́̚̚Lͬ̐̆̃͐Dͮ͐ͦ̌ ̹ͩB̭̥͊̒E͎̜͈͎̟̹͖ͣ̿̅ͫ̑ͬ͒ ͛C̲̰̼A͗̎ͨ̋͒U͙̤̥̯̩͎̔ͬ̌̒ͩͧ̌ͅSI͛̽͗NG̟ͥ!͓͎̈́̍ͦͅ
I hope we’re learn̛͑́̀̀̚ing, here!

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇stow! He lays a hideous curse o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚n all his victims!
SLICKSLACK uses Me First! She steals and paddles off with the last remain̛͑́̀̀̚ing lifeboat!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Aerial Ace! Except he sucks as a pilot and no͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚w all the passȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ngers are dead!
SLICKSLACK uses Drill Peck! But tryin̛͑́̀̀̚g to use a Fearow as a drill just liquifies its face.

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses Endure! His I̬̞̬͇̙̼̯ͥ͛̽͂ͬͯ̉NF͙̖͕͎̝̋̉̆̀̃͒ͅE̦̳̘͕͙̞͓Ŕ͈̘̞̼̤̎ͯͧ͛ͤ̏ ͓͇Ṇ̯̓̐AL͉̥ ̦̟͋ͧD̪̖̹̣͂̋̐̓Eͯ̓̽̓̑̇TERM̘̥̬̜̉̈́ͨ͆I̩̖͙͊͌̀ͪͅN̙̰̜͙ͮ̓̄̋ A̗̤͎̗T̘̤̐̅I͖̭̘͚̟̮ͭͤ̓ͬ͒̚O̻̱ͣ̂N͚̥̯̼̩̤̣ͦͨ̂͒ͨͩͫ ͍̥͓͕͆̋̚̚C̊̋ͭ͆̓ͬA͇̲͎͙U͙̒SͪͬEŚ͙͇͙͎̞͑̔ͦ̉̾ͅ ̘̙͇͖͕̲͇̍̍̑̅̑̃͐E̩̠͇ͯͮ̾X͎̜̜̤̫̟̹̄̿̂͆̍̍̀T̈́́͋R̬͕̲̦̹̻ͅEM ͚͍̫̤̪̘̾̐̂̄̈́͑E͙̊ ̭̻̬̳̞̻M͎̩͙͚̣E̮͉͕̅̀̄NTͧ̓̅̄ͬͧͥḀ̥̪̯ͧ̑ͨ͐L̖̗̓͗ͥͮ̈́ͦ ̤̭̫̹
A͔̼̫̰̹̰̦G̥͓ͨ̑O͆̏ͦ̅ͨN̗̮̪̲̜̙̎ͧ̆̏̀ͪY͑͗͗ͤ̄̒ ̂ͥͦ̍T͔ͬÖ̫͕͌ ͔̣̘͚̾ͯ̎̓S̖̣̹̯̺ͅL̪͙̰͚̗͕̰̽̍̋ͭ͒̄̚Ì͓͙̪̺̩̎́ͪ̆̒ͅC͐̅͊̂̈̍ ̘̘̱̥̲̼̘̽K͈̯̙Ś͎̻̋L͇̦̣̬ͯ̽͋̒ͮͅA̜̣̫̲͇̘͓CK!̯͌ (2/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Burning Jealo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚usy! Except she’s got n̛͑́̀̀̚othing to set herself on fire with!

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses Overdrive! And another one of his cars ȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇nds up in the audience stands!
SLICKSLACK uses Superson̛͑́̀̀̚ic Skystrike! Except she tears a majo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚r rift in time and space instead.

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses Strange Steam! But it’s really just him coo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚king up some crystal meth.
SLICKSLACK uses Continental Crush! She flattens California and sinks it into the sȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇a!

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER usȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇s Psycho Boo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚st! He goes on a murder spree while wearing a jetpack!
SLICKSLACK uses Rototiller! She uses it to grin̛͑́̀̀̚d the bodies up!

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Wild Charge! It’s S͆̌̍͐U̗̥̮ͥͨ̊P̉͗͌̄ͤ̃̚E̗͎͍̞̻͌̿̾̏̄R̹̘͎̝-͕̲͇̓̅ͩEF͇̘͕̠̹͋ͮͥ̊̃F̟͙͐ͦE͎̫̬̪̜̎͗̍ͨ͒Ć̮̟̳̻ͥ̏̽T̰͂I̊̑̈́ ̤͕̬̞̣͂ͤVE̞͍̦̦͎͍̱ ̾ͨA͛̆̅ͤ̍ͯͮN͗̿͑ͦ͒̊D̅͗͂ A͂ͬ̌̅̂ͮG̣ͅG̝̼RE̦̫ͧͩSͨ̎S̺͆I̖̻̫ͮ́̐V̜͕̰͚̫̪͋̔ͪ̍͋̎EḺ͋̒ ̲Y̳͗ M̩̦̪͓̮̪̈ͯ́̋̊̒U̾ͪ̏ͨ̎̉R̥͐D͍̋E̪̹̯͕̖̗RS
S̰̓L̯̗̖̜̱͇ͨͤ͂ͩͥ̊ͩͅIC͕̭͔͕̿͋̇̈́K͉̼͔͓̖̀̑̓̊ͫS̍̾̂LA͐̓͌C͊ ̫K̟̠̭̠̙͔ͬ̎̔̋ͯ̓ͣͅ ̻͔̘İ͉NT̺̞̘̤͚O̲̭̲̯̣ ̻̺̩͔́̀̿͑A̠̍ ͚͈͕PUDD͖̞̝͚͖̤͙̅ͨͫͭͪ͛̏LE͕̣̫͇ͮͬͥ̔ O̘̹͚̞͉ͅF̥̣̲̪́ͤ͂̇ Gͪ̏̄ͥͣ͂O͍̮̫̰O͍̼͓̱͍͋̀̈́̃̚!͔͖̘̹̤̖̠ͫ̽͋͌̑̋̏ (5/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (24/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Ah Chakra, that was a dȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇lightful slaughter! Yo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚u get your 1 EXP and your dark selection̛͑́̀̀̚ of…

Devo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚lve and eͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥgg-murder SLICKSLACK
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Or pro͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ve your psycho͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚sis by WHEELING yourself!

And…

Do yo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈u draw fro͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚m the Deck… or han̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd it over for SlickSlack to suffeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥr with!?

Sho͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚w the darknȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ss what you’re capable of!

Noblejanobii

11-10-2021, 06:29 AM

I’m pretty sure that Tyranitar lineup came from my wheel too hahaha. Just another present from me despite all the beatings Arnisd has given me. Guess that just proves I’m the nice one in this rivalry? ;P

Chakramaster

11-10-2021, 09:21 AM

Sorry SlickSlack I would wheel if I could (cause it's fun to wheel), but I have to go with devolve on this one.

Also I'll draw from the deck! Let's go wild.

C0L0R3D

11-10-2021, 04:12 PM

AgloMe Oen

11-10-2021, 09:22 PM

Sorry SlickSlack I would wheel if I could (cause it's fun to wheel), but I have to go with devolve on this one.

Also I'll draw from the deck! Let's go wild.

Dē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡licious.

As fo̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚r your Deck, we’ll seē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡ about that!

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CHAKRAMASTER draws fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#9 Snom.
SNOM. - You get a Snom Lineup! Bē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡cause Snom.

Simple en̈͛̒ͬͯͩͣͥ͌̓̅͏̴̵͎̭͉͔̠͖̙͙̲͉̜ough, do̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚esn’t even n̈͛̒ͬͯͩͣͥ͌̓̅͏̴̵͎̭͉͔̠͖̙͙̲͉̜eed me to do any ē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡xtra rolls. Ciao.

Neo Emolga

11-10-2021, 09:26 PM

Well look at that, I’m now an omelette. Eh whatever, it was inevitable anyway. But with no Mighty Shield on either Delcatty or Furret (forgot which it was), I’m subject to any and all wheeling… ah what the hay. That’s just the spirit of DBR.

Yeah, I kind of had that same naked feeling when my Second Wind got scrapped.

But hey, Wheeling can be fun! And full of surprises!

AgloMe Oen

11-11-2021, 02:46 PM

It’s the fin̵̸̶̾̒ͩal battle of the Season! So who survivę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s?

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, offerin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg the heads of his victims as a dark sacrificę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SCYTHERWOLF as Hatterene an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd NEO EMOLGA as Cinccino to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Scytherwolf Neo Emolga

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SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg battles, you attack twice fọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝r the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/573.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an̵̸̶̾̒ͩ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effectivę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒/no effect), yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝u have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is incrę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The B̮̤̻͓̘E̱̺͕͈R̈́̂ͧ̆͐S͍̭E̹̳̪̠̖R̤̣̺̿̃̈́K̉ͬ ͖͈̮̃ͮ̄C̭̫̲̅͆̑Ö̫͖̘́̀͑I͔̤̼͕͔̭ͩ̽̅͂̏ͥÑ͉̞͔ͨ̔ ͎̚O̜F̣̘͑̓ ͎̳͙̳̰͂̄͌̆͒B̟͓̣̣ͬ͒̀̎L̳̹̘͎̺̲̋́̿̒̅͑OÖ́̅ͬ̓DT̒́́ͨH̘̙͓̮̳ I̟̗̹̯̰̙͍ͩ̏̇ͯ͌ͣ͑R̘̦͉͑̓ͣS̤̤̝T has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts the ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝nslaught with Leaf Blade! And that’s an̵̸̶̾̒ͩother decapitated Mudkip the janitor needs to clean up!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flame Burst! She lights one ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝f her farts on fire!
NEO EMOLGA uses Reversal! But everyonę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ just laughs at him for trying to use an̵̸̶̾̒ͩ Uno card.

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnitude! Shę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ turns Los Angeles in̵̸̶̾̒ͩto a heap of rubble!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Follow Me! She orders her zombies to be her escort to devour the living!
NEO EMOLGA uses Revelation Dance! He summons the fọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ur horsemen of the apocalypse!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acid Armor! She tries to fit it on a Ratatta, but it just melts in̵̸̶̾̒ͩto a puddle of goop.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! Instead she redirects it to an̵̸̶̾̒ͩother planet and it explodes!
NEO EMOLGA usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Cut! Add one more decapitated Purugly to the pile!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Vacuum Wave! She manages to suck a Pidgey’s face ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ff!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Knuckle! She squishes a Weedle with her fist!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Wildfire! He sets California ablazę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ again!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fiery Dance! She spreads even̵̸̶̾̒ͩ more fire around Califọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝rnia!
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Hydro Pump! She pumps a Bidoof so full of water he explodes!
NEO EMOLGA uses Minimize! He convinces HR to only pay everyone minimum wage!

Mother of Giratina, how many times do I need to explain how to do this!? Holy crap!
AGLOME OEN strikes SCYTHERWOLF 1HP of P̯̠͔͔͈̙͐ͨ̽̐ͮ̓À̟̠͚͎ͮ̏ͤI̿͒ͩ͌̇ͨ̌N͕͍ͩͫ͗ͅ ̳̞̤̺ͅA̘̥̪̼̹͖̝N̳̳͚͎͔̙ͥ̋̿ͫ͋͛Ḓ̜͈̈́̇̏ͩͅ ͇̗̜͎̜M͑I͗ͬ̐ͤSE̒̊̏̌RY͔̣͙̲̩̿̇̈ͦ̄ ̬̙̱̹͇̯̖D̲̱͙Â̰͖̱̤̲͎̹ͯͯͤͣ̑͌MAG͌͑͌̓̓ͨ̚E̪͉͕ͪ̓͊! (1/3)
I hope we learned something from that!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hidden Powę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒r! But she messes it up and turns an Abra into a morbid jigsaw puzzle.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sucker Punch! But she misses and knọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝cks a Poochyena’s head off in the process!
NEO EMOLGA uses Cut! Seems he likes decapitatin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg Puruglys today.

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Horn Attack! She squashes a Tailow with a tuba!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Iron Defense! She ties iron plating to a Torchic but then̵̸̶̾̒ͩ drops him into the ocean!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sacred Sword! But the ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝nly one he has is shadowed in darkness and bleeds ichor.

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Polish! She makes sure it’s nice a shiny before shę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ hurls it into the audience!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Foam Burst! No on̵̸̶̾̒ͩly does she make a Bidoof get rabies, but she makes him get blown up, too!
NEO EMOLGA uses Crafty Shield! But hę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ absolutely sucks at makin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg his own cọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝splays.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trick! She loosen̵̸̶̾̒ͩs the screws and bolts on the firę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ escape!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heart Swap! She tries swapping the hearts of a Pidgey and a Ratatta, but it just ends up killing both ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝f them.
NEO EMOLGA uses Barrier! But he fails in trying to hold it together usin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg scotch tape!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tail Whip! She beats a Marę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ep to death with its own tail!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Stockpile! She adds an AK-47 and an AR-15 to her armamen̵̸̶̾̒ͩt cabinet!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Volt Crash! But zapping a car with a thunderbọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝lt and making it slam into a wall isn’t how the move works.

OMG, sę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒riously, you two need to let me knọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝w what alcohol you’ve been̵̸̶̾̒ͩ drinking, because it sure works pretty damn well!
AGLOME OEN strikes SCYTHERWOLF (2/3) and NEO EMOLGA (1/4) 1HP of Ȃ͍̮͎̱̤͉ͩͤ͐ͭ͗͋ͅG͈̞O̩͎̤̬͛͆ͩ̚Ṇ̠̯̰IZ̯̝͓̳̻̪̝ͧ̓͊͌͋̋ͨIͯ ̅͂͒͋̐N͖̯̹͓̹̮G̮͓̣̘ ͓̹̻͙Ȧ̱̦̺̣͙ͯ̎͐̐N̹̠͉͍̼Dͭ͊̾̓͆͌ ͙͆MI̝̝͖͇͓ͤ̒̽̌̊G̟̳Rͬ̃ͧ̂AI͕͔̱̱̲͌ͪ͐͆ͤN̹ͣ̅ͅE̜̝̼̬͆ͤ̈͋ͪ̍ ̱ͅ-̮̭̪̲̲͇I̖N͉̬̭̏ͩ̍D̩̟̥̱̘̞̭̓̋̌̅͑̓̽U͎͎͚̅̔͊C̲̜̳̯̱̟̈ͮ̊ͤ͂ͦ Iͪ̐N̦͇̳̙̱̬̓̏ͪͯͥͥG ̑̓̌DÄ͎M̦AGE͔̫̹͓̥͓͓!
Sober up and start fightin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg already!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Ice Burn! She lets a Piplup feel the burn̵̸̶̾̒ͩ of friction after kicking him across the frozen lake!
NEO EMOLGA uses Pay Day! Except the govę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rnment takes pretty much all of it now.

TURN 12
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Double Kick! She decapitates another Doduo!
NEO EMOLGA uses Smack Down̵̸̶̾̒ͩ! Except he’s laughed right ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ut of the WWF!

TURN 13
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fairy Lock! She traps Tinkę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rbell in a locker and forgets she exists!
NEO EMOLGA uses Court Change! Except the judge holds him in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ contempt for even thinking of that.

TURN 14
SCYTHERWOLF uses Captivatę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒! Except no one finds what she’s saying even remotely interesting.
NEO EMOLGA uses Continental Crush! And again̵̸̶̾̒ͩ California gets crushed into the sea! (I like this trend, sorry not sọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝rry!)

TURN 15
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Court Change! And she gets held in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ contempt, too! Yay!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aqua Jet! Except replacing the jet fuel with H2O just pisses a lọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝t of people off.

TURN 16
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sludge Wave! She overloads the sewage system and now the whole town smells like butt stink!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flash Can̵̸̶̾̒ͩnon! And now half the audience can’t see crap!

TURN 17
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝lar Beam! She blasts the sun and now there’s pę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rpetual darkness!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dive! But duck and cover doesn’t do crap when̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the nuke goes off!

TURN 18
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sky Uppę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rcut! She punches the sky and just looks like an idiot!
NEO EMOLGA uses Guillọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝tine! Ladies and gentlemen̵̸̶̾̒ͩ, we’ve met our beheading quota!

TURN 19
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! It causes A̸̱̝͇̜͇͙̯̥̫̭̫̦G̓ͩ͆ON͏̷I̸̡͛͟Z͕̜͈̰̺͓ͮ̀͋̔̅͗́̀Ḭ̴̴̦̗̫͝ ̮͙N̘̳͔̦͚̠̻̓̔ͪ̆̐̿̋̒̎ͅͅG̷͈͇̼̬͙͕͖͚̩̣ ̪̗͔̰̥̟̳̙͎̤͚̲͕̫̃ͮ̾͐͐̏̓͑̿̂ͣ̑̾ͣP̢̄͘͟A̘̞̙̻͙̪̭ͣͮ̌́͂̎ͧI̽ ͬ̊Ń͠ ̳͍̗̦̼̺͚͙͂̓̏ͬ̂ͪͩ̄A̞͈̤̱̯̞̤̫̙̺̙ͥ͒̈́ͥ̃͊̅̿͐̔N̉͒Ď͗̈́͆ͪͥͥ ̴͕͙̝͚̠͈͉͈̭̩̈́́̊́ ͚̪̙̭̂̄̉̏M̢͇͎̞̼͙͕̞̜̦̱̩͓̮̤̻͟͝Ǐ̞͇̬̺̘͈͔̭̙͈̏ͭ̓̋͋ͥ̃̿͋̔ͅ S͗͒ͨ̉͋ͥͥ͒̂̀͜͡E̟̬R̠̻͕̯̥̯̣̟̘̰͉̪͖͜͜͜Y̛͍̙̱ͬ́̄̈̈͊ͭͣ́͆̈́ͣ ͈̭̺̼̗̞͉̬͕ ͖̘̫͖͚̟̯͖͍̼̲̹̥͗̒̎ͩ̑ͦ͒͒ͧ͂ͦ̊̅t͕̩̟̥̥ͮ̈́͋̔͆o͛͂͏͏ ͚͖̫̟̪͚̎͛̈ͯ̌́́͢͝N̤̼͎̼̬̲͎͉̞̘͂ͧ̓ͩ͛͆̊̅ͧ̽͘͝E҉͢O Ê̋͒̍͏̡̲͉͔̻M̶̨̫̥̙̮̝̼̜̳̥̫̭̭ͅO̲͇̖͈̱̞̥͕͇ͦ̽̈́̑̂͛̽͐̈͡L̛͊ G̷͡A͝҉̪̺͚̣͖̜̙͚͍!̵̧͟ (2/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses Frost Breath! But chewing on ice just hurts his teeth!

TURN 20
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nasty Plot! But she ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝nly gets aroun̵̸̶̾̒ͩd to planning her ȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥvil rather than actually doing it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Leaf Blade! Excȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥpt he misses and it’s another decapitated Mọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝rpeko we add to the pile!

The way you kȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥep missing her is comical, Neo. But n̵̸̶̾̒ͩot quite as comical as this!
AGLOME OEN deal 1HP of İ͇̟͂N͈̭͙͉̩̜̄ͥ͋̑ͫ͂FER͖̟̟̟ͅNͫͤȦ̗̪̯̤̤̍͗̄̚L̰ͤ ̗̬̙̠̦͔͇̓̍ͭ͊̉͌̆C̯̥͎̘H̳͕̪͛͋̋Ḁ̬͍͓͈̎͊̾ͭ̍O̩̦̺̘̣͋̉ͦͫ̿S̊ ͓̩͕́̍ ̱̠̦̹̋̌̄ͧD͈̦̦̳AM̺̳̗̲̝̌͑̅̈̓Ạ̗̳̙̻͋̊̈́ͬͨ̓ͅGĚ̇ͮ̚ ̰̭̝͎͔̟ͤ̅͌̏̋̈̌ͅt̟͕ͣ̽o ̺̮̬̱ͦ̎͋ͭN̰͙ͯ̑E̺̦͔̲͚͇̅̎̈́̍ͬͪ̊ͅŎ͕ ̭͍̮̟̹̣̿ͥ̅ͪͬ͛ͥͅE̾̉̎̀̎M̖̭͕͙͈̳̿ͣ͐̐́ͧÓ̲̲͎͈͔̬ͩͫ̔ͭ̎LGͫ̎ ̩̭̰͚͍̑ͨ̽͌ͅA̙̹͓͔̫̭̭͌̌ͤ́̽͑̿!̩̭̮͚̩̘͈ (3/4)
Keep it up, I’m sure you know what happens!

TURN 21
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psystrike! But she messȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥs it up and causes a Clefairy’s brain to implode.
NEO EMOLGA uses Mist Ball! But dressin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg up as a Latias to dọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ it just makes him look like an idiot.

TURN 22
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spirit Break! She shatters the soul of a Togepi!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sky Drop! Someon̵̸̶̾̒ͩe please tell him poọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ping while skydiving is not how it works.

TURN 23
SCYTHERWOLF uses Safeguard! It CA͙̟͚͇̘̮̱̍͐̈̊̆̈̚US̘̩̻̭Ë̖́S̞̻̻̦̤̿͛̏̆̂ F̗͔̥Ȃ̞͓̦̩̬͓͌͛ͮ̿ͪ͆ͅT̓̽̎̃̒Ǎ̰̺̅L̯̦̬̭̭͚̜͌́͂ͮ̐̎ͦ ̦̅S̟ͅK̰͖U̜̦̼͗̎ͯL̥̭͉̪͉̫L̪̠͙̺͓̂̆̈́͗ͪ-͕̹͚͎̩̬͋ͩ̆̅ͥ̚C̼̳͚͎̟RU̼̾SH̻̻͈̻̺͍̀ͤ͗̈̓̉Iͫ̔̋ͣ͒̔N͉̼̩ͨ̾̄ G D̟̫̬̻̝̆ͯ̔ͪͭAM͕̯̯̔̎̂͌ͅA̗̬̮̫͕̬ͭ̿͌̑ͬ̚G̟̠̥ͅE̯̰͉̙̙ ̘̞̼̘̻̻̮TO̖̻ ̔̐̉ͫ̄ͫͧNE̙̞̘̩̣͈͙̐͆̍̈́̓ͨ̓O E̪MOL̘̭̰͖̭̘GA!͉̟̞̘͌̿̾͛ (4/4)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (25/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Well, that took a B̭̠̭͇͗̀̎ͯL̰̥̜̰͕̬Ö̱͚̦͇̭̲̬͑͌͂̄̅ͫȮ̲̟̙̬̋ͧ̒DY̥͎ͪ͒ ̫̬͙̒̅͐L͔̙̤̠̙͎̲̀́́̓͊ͪ̐O̹͓̠͎̩̙̩NG ̭̯W̝̯̝͔͔H̯͇͖̖͛ͨ̊ͬI͊̿͛L̙̠̔ͭE͖̣̮͛ͭͦ, but at least yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝u destroyin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg Neo make it worthwhile!

You get yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ur 1 EXP and your lovely selectiọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝n of…!

Devolve Neo into a wimpy little Minccinọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Dump Neo screaming into your Whȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥel!
Or lose your min̵̸̶̾̒ͩd and Wheel yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝urself!

And…

Do yo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈u draw fro͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚m the Deck… or han̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd it over for Neo to suffeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥr with!?

Emͩ̀br͆̿ͮͩaͨͤ̅̉c̈́̉eͧ̍̇͛ͩ̈́̚ ͆ͣt̂͗͆ͤ̚h́ͧͮ̾̓͊̏eͧͪ̇̽̓̿ͩ d̎ͪ̇ͦ́ͤarͪk͗ͫ̊̑̀̊̓nͩ͋̏ͫ̉̚es̏ͥ̏̅̉̐̃s!

Chakramaster

11-11-2021, 03:16 PM

Before it's too late. Time to go big here.

Using my Wisher Piece to pull: Neo Emolga and Arnisd into a battle of the giant!

I'm also gonna go ahead and grab another Babymaker item.

AgloMe Oen

11-11-2021, 08:21 PM

Before it's too late. Time to go big here.

Using my Wisher Piece to pull: Neo Emolga and Arnisd into a battle of the giant!

I'm also gonna go ahead and grab another Babymaker item.

I smell evil here, an̼̟̼d it smells d͈̥͉̮̒̀͗͂el̗̫̰̤͚͉͖ͨ̇ͨ̂͌̌̀i͇̠̖͒̄̓g̮̬͙͆̈̋ĥ̐ͩ͑̽ͣ̌ͪ̓͑ ̠̝͈̲̫͕͎͕̮̪̮͋ͧͅt͙f̱̦̝̯͓̖ul̥͙͉̭. >:3

Of course͚̺̠̼ͤͤ̔ͦ, of course!

Neo Emolga

11-11-2021, 08:35 PM

Eh heh, my chinchilla senses of detecting encroaching danger are tingling, so I'm going to buy a Mysterious Halo with Mew as the Guardian Angel and I'll prime that right away!

Scytherwolf

11-12-2021, 05:09 AM

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

arnisd

11-12-2021, 08:48 AM

You know what, I'll also prime that mysterious halo with mew as my buddy. And spend some money to rebuy it too

Chakramaster

11-12-2021, 09:35 AM

Also gonna use 2 exp and 2 coins to buy Yes, I Lift Bro Superpower.

AgloMe Oen

11-12-2021, 01:49 PM

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Muha ha ha ha! Y͉̣̟̙̫E̞̝̞̖͆̇̐ͤS̮̰̯̮̰ͭͭͧ̉̋,̘͖̞̼̥͖͚ͤ͆̌̌̂ͯ͌ ren̬̗̍̎de̟ͥr̰͙͉̂ͧ͌ ͙̟ͨ͋̋ͅAn̻̣͈̱̿ͯͮ͊A͚r̈́̎̎̎̚cͨͩ̀ͬͫ͋̊h͇̮̙̝̗̑͐̒ͭ̍y!̅!̟̅̑ ̞!̮̞͈̜̰

I n̸̵̗͙ͭͥ͑͟ͅeed to save the recording of his scrè͉̙̭̻̳̤̋ͩͮͦ̚ams, they’re a sweet, sweet musical sympho̻̊ny to my ears! >:3

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SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Gothitelle
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Magcargo
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Piloswine
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Bellsprout
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Dewpider
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Dracozolt

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Peaches! Peaches for everyone!
Theme #2: The heracross are taking over
Theme #3: Chocolate factory
Theme #4: Plushie party!
Theme #5: Centipedes

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: At least there's no added fire
Usertitle #2: Mmmm...month old sushi!
Usertitle #3: ADRENALINE MASTER
Usertitle #4: Belongs in the special fridge
Usertitle #5: Do NOT eat the banana cake

Wo̻̊w, that was è͉̙̭̻̳̤̋ͩͮͦ̚specially cruel! I like it! Wha ha ha ha!!!

AgloMe Oen

11-12-2021, 01:56 PM

I have sent my dark eͭ̄̐̇missary to see if Sytherwolf is drawing from the deck or han̦̭̩ding it to Neo.

Just kidding, I had Neo̳͍̦̿ͧͪ̕ go an̦̭̩d fetch her request! She wants him to draw from it! Add to the miseͭ̄̐̇ry!

https://i.postimg.cc/YqTtNJB7/DBR2-Deck-Draw-Aglome-Oen.png

SCYTHERWOLF forces NEO EMOLGA to draw fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#3 Meowth of Bounty!
MEOWTH OF BOUNTY! - Hey, everyone gets 4 Coins! Except fo̳͍̦̿ͧͪ̕r you. You get a Meowth > Persian Lin̦̭̩eup to make all those Coins possible. Meowth, that’s right!

Well, loo̳͍̦̿ͧͪ̕k at that, Neo’s actually making himself useͭ̄̐̇ful! Maybe n̦̭̩ext time he’d be smart enough to give himself coins, too? Nah!

AgloMe Oen

11-12-2021, 02:02 PM

You know what, I'll also prime that mysterious halo with mew as my buddy. And spend some money to rebuy it too

Of co̘̟͚̦̳͎͙̥͖ͤͬ̔̏̔́ͩ̂͌urse, of coͥͯ̎͋urse! Lay waste to your en̵̷̯ͦ͘emies!

Also gonna use 2 exp and 2 coins to buy Yes, I Lift Bro Superpower.

Good, aboͥͯ̎͋ut time you spend a little o̘̟͚̦̳͎͙̥͖ͤͬ̔̏̔́ͩ̂͌n that gym membership! Ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-12-2021, 02:11 PM

İ̭͝ṱ̘͚̑ͨ̂’͕͔ͩ͐s̡ ͈̣̬a̾͌ͧ͘ ͫ͒͝fa̸mi̤͙̳l̡ȳ͍̮̉́-̛̳̪fr̜̮͛̽̀i̍ͣͩ͏̪͔̪e̤̦̩n̗̲̤dl̵ͤ̈́ͦy͝ m̫ͬa̯̋s͉̀s̎a̡͈͑c̤̏͞r̈́e̯͎͓ͤ͆̚!͎̜͎͝

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S̕E̸͇̯̱̅̉ͪAS̸̺̬̄̍Ọ̜̥N̷̙̝͗̆ ͟9

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLSPROUT https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/069.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 9 MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS GALARIAN RAPIDASH https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/078-g.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: NEO EMOLGA AND ARNISD SEASON 9
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS HATTERENE https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/858.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS FURRET https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/162.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS SWAMPERT https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/260.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS TYRANITAR https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 9 MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS FALINKS https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/870.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

AgloMe Oen

11-12-2021, 02:18 PM

https://i.postimg.cc/zftt25Qv/Pay-Day-Notice-Aglome-Oen.png

Yȍ̩̲͑u already had Ne̩̙̺̹o give you PLENTY of mon̗͈̳͍̻̤̝̔́̉ͯ̔̽̽ey, so ask him for more if you want mȍ̩̲͑re!

I have̩̙̺̹ to pay a steep electric bill after making sure my electric chair gets plen̗͈̳͍̻̤̝̔́̉ͯ̔̽̽ty of use!

Neo Emolga

11-12-2021, 03:38 PM

So in doing the Dynamax battle, we ran into a few crazy things that needed to be clarified and corrected, mainly with the Mysterious Halo, since that does some really whack things with some of the Superpowers (and does make it pretty OP).

With this little update, we've decided to do this:

The Guardian Angel Pokemon does NOT benefit from your personal Superpowers or other Items you've used on yourself! Superpowers only affect YOU, so none of those bonuses carry over to that Guardian Angel. So for example, if you have Frenzy, only the FIRST attack is checked on your Guardian Angel Pokemon, not the second. Also, if your Guardian Angel Pokemon makes a bad move and uses something that's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE or has NO EFFECT, something like the Smart Cookie superpower isn't going to stop them from making it. Which brings me to my next point!
Guardian Angel Pokemon now have their own HP, but only 1HP (we did a coin flip to determine this). So if they do something reckless and make a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE or NO EFFECT attack on your opponent, that's on them, not on you, but it will wipe them out! They can't be targeted by the opposing player, but they can potentially self-destruct and KO themselves if they do NOT VERY EFFECTIVE or NO EFFECT move.

Hopefully this makes sense! Rules will be updated to reflect this!

C0L0R3D

11-12-2021, 04:22 PM

Hold up, is the mighty shield permanent or was there just a goof involved?

Chakramaster

11-12-2021, 04:25 PM

Probably was overlooked. Yeah it only protects the active lineup it was on. So it should be gone now that you were egged and in a new lineup.

AgloMe Oen

11-12-2021, 04:45 PM

S͌͋ͥͤ-͌s̺̣-s̲̩̰͓̬̱̰-͑s-͚̞̽ͩsla͓̜̋̀u̪̫̲ͣͥ̅g͎̤̫̠̯̞ͅḧ͐͋̉t̬͍̘̱̝̖͕͊͐̔̈̈̃̚er̖͛ !̙̬͉͍̺ͭ̇͂ͮ̑

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, s̻͈̟̜͎ͅma̖s͔̙̪͖͙̲h̙͖̫̬̭̩͈i̝̬̞̪͔͇ng̮̞̜ ̠͖͉̪h̟̦̬͖͔e̯̮̥̰ͅͅads ͓͕̮ͅi̺̱ͅͅn̝͎͓̰̮ ͇̯̘w̠̞͎̹̘̺̮it̝͎̩͎̭h̪̬ ̙̻̤̺a̪ͅ s̬̻̞l͔̬e̞̺͚̼͔dg̟̬̻e̖͉̖͉̩ham̻̱m͓̦̣͎e͓̖̜̳r, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Galarian Rapidash, NEO EMOLGA as Bellsprout, and ARNISD as Tyran̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎itar to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Chakramaster Neo Emolga arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/078-g.png
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ attack that would geͩ̃̓nerate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑u have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battleͩ̃̓ is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DYNAMAX: DOUBLE DAMAGE AND (10/10) HP

VS

NEO EMOLGA https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/069.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time yo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑u make an attack that would geͩ̃̓nerate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 9 MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED

ARNISD https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for eͩ̃̓ach battle is in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎creased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 9 MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

The D̥̘RE̮̱̟̩̯A̙̣̥̣͖DED̯̣̱ ̜̬͈CO̠I̦N̟̳͕ O̠F̟̬͓ I̲LL̺͚͙͈̥ O̤ME̬̮̜̼N has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts the slaughter with Worry Seeͩ̃̓d! But Home Depot lied, all he got were weeds!
ARNISD uses Smelling Salts! But he’s an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ idiot who thinks salt has a scent to it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Omin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ous Wind! MEW SWOOPS IN and C̙̱ͅAU̯̝̜̻S̘͙̱̞̣̤̬E̪̘S̟͓͍̥̖͓̲ ̣͕͈̞̙̹S̨̲͚̥͔U̦̟̥͈P̢̩̩̻E̯̯͚̮͔͠R̷̫̹͓̪̯̣̩-̻̲ȨFF͝E̢̺C̢T̷I͈̖͖V҉͚͙̖E E̳̘̖͞X͖̬͙̯͚̳̰TR͖Ę̦̮͎̣̳ͅME̖̠̼ ̣͍̬̩͉AGO̷N̸I̹͚ŹI͠NǴ̭̬̘̬̣ͅ S͠P̙̟̤̲͖͇I̪͕̭̯̟R̝̣̺̪̲ͅT̵͕̱͈͈ͅU͚̥̰͚̫͇AL͙͔̥̲̞͙̼ ̛̲̪D͇̙̙̩̮̞A̵M̹̻A̸̖̠͚̱G̝͍͖̜̞̫̰E͎̙͉̘̥͙̯ Ṯ̸͕̣O̯͇ C͏̖̳͎̻̪̤̞H̦AK̞͚̖͜R̢̼A̯̹͙̣̖M̨̮͎͇͍A̸̰͙̹̝̣̜ST̹̗͍̩͓̞̹͡ E̖̮̹ͅR͖̳̬̦̫͖̮!̴ͅ (3/10)

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER useͩ̃̓s Confusion! IT HAS NO EFFECT on ARNISD:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: (56/100) But he realizes that’s an INCREDIBLY STUPID MOVE AND SMARTENS UP ABOUT IT!
ARNISD uses Trick! MEW SWOOPS IN FOR THE ATTACK, but it’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, makin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g MḚ̫͉W͖̼’S͢ ̱B̧̖̦R̪̼̟̞̻̦ͅA̘͞Ị̰̹N ̷͓̳̣̤E͜X̪͖̘̗̬PL̠ODE͖̜̬!̸̥͔̤ (1/1)
NEO EMOLGA uses Continental Crush! And once again California gets pulverized into the sea!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Darkness! IT̙͔̜̳͉̭̉̃̐̋ͯ̂ ̪̺͉̠͉̯ͩ̊̆͆̅̐U̱̳̒ͨN̵ͩ͊͋ͪ̓L̠̖͚͖EAͬ̑͂S̛̗̞̮̖͕͈H̹̘̋̐͂ͤ͂ ̪̮̟E̷̗̳͔ͧ̃̄S̀ ́A̸͓̠͔͍ͦ̂͗̇G͇̣̪̱̭̖̣͡ONI̹̬̠ͪ̿ͭ̐̕ͅZͣ̄͛̐ͤ̇Iͬ̂̓ͧ͌ͣN̞ͤ͡ G͌ͦ ͛ͤ͋S̒ͩͦ͆P̘̎́I̥̗R̵̻̮͔̭̙͇̓ͥͨ̄̅̐I̛T̩̙̪̥̻͕ͯ͒ͣͮͮ̔Ũ̽̈́ͮ̍ ̶͕̺͚̥̟͓̔Ȧ͇̤ͨL̴ͮͭ͛ ̨̯̗͍͉ͧ̌̅ͣT͏̫͖̹͉̯̬RAÜ̪̯̤̍́Ṃ̭̊͋A ̫̅͞O͍̻͚ͥ͛̍Nͦ̍̑ͨ͗̾ͯ͡ ̶̦̤̞̮͔̘N͙̭̝̋͑̊E̬͙̮̭͙ͣͥ̀̿̐Ȍ̮̞̞̬̺͖̉̏̄̉̅͡ Eͥ̃̋M̌ͥͩ̎̃̒O̱̬̖̞̱L͡Ġ̫A!̦̻̇̃͠ (2/4)
ARNISD uses Sizzly Slide! And that’s a lot moreͩ̃̓ kindergarten̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ers fried at the playground!
NEO EMOLGA uses Arm Thrust! But he do̼̪̬̔ͧ̑es it wrong and uses someone else’s severed arm!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tri Attack! And that’s anotheͩ̃̓r triple-beheaded Dodrio!
ARNISD uses Bubble Beam! He goes trigger happy with a plasma rifle on his idiotic bubble bath!
NEO EMOLGA uses Revenge! MEW SWOOPS IN FOR THE ATTACK AND IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE causing M͆̓ͪE̎ͯͫ́̒̀̚W̬ͤ ͟T̛O̫̗̝̳ͮ̏̎̀ ̗̩͙̗͎F̝͉̜̥̃ͪ̆̀EẼ̷͍̩̳̐͋̚ͅL̶̂̚ SOͩ͛ͮͫ̚ ̥ͧS͔̫͗ͪTU͓̥̺͚̩̔͒ͤ́͐P̞I̼͊D͙̠ ̻̀I̻̺Tͤ̇’̸̻̟̘̭ͬ̒͑̈S̀ ̧̤͖̠̠̬ͩͬ͋̂̔F̯̭̥ͩ̈́̋A̜̠̥TÂ̄L̅̌͗!̧̬͉̣͕͙̻̳̐̋̋̈́̓͌ͩ (1/1)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Min̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎d Reader! But he can only reͩ̃̓ad his o̼̪̬̔ͧ̑wn and it’s enough to make him go berserk!
ARNISD uses Close Combat! Except he’s insanely paranoid about Covid-19!
NEO EMOLGA uses Throat Chop! He’s proud of yet an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎other beheaded Pidgey!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Reflect Type! But he’s bein̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g an idiot and deciding which mirror he wants to buy!
ARNISD uses Fairy Wind! But throwing glitter into a wind gust just makes him look idiotic!
NEO EMOLGA uses Spikeͩ̃̓ Cannon! But he dumps thumb tacks into a canno̼̪̬̔ͧ̑n and has no gun̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎powder! Insane!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Pursuit! But he’s clueless about what he’s after!
ARNISD uses Sky Attack! He shoots ran̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎domly into the sky like a psychopath!
NEO EMOLGA useͩ̃̓s Waterfall! And he goes tumbling off of the edge in his stupid can̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎oe!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Gear Up! But all he has to dreͩ̃̓ss himself with are his in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ane pajamas!
ARNISD uses Stoked Sparksurfer! But he doesn’t know the first bloody thing about surfing.
NEO EMOLGA uses Echoed Vo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ice! But the echo just tells him he’s an idiot!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Accelerock! But he’s a dimwit who thinks it has somethin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g to do with attaching roller-skates to his pet rock.
ARNISD uses Embargo! But he can’t get enough of those Cuban cigars!
NEO EMOLGA uses Play Rough! But n̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ow all his idiotic action figures are bro̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ken!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magic Room! IT HAS NO EFFECT ON ARNISD:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: (19/100) B̺̜̭̖̼Ǘ̘̯̤̞̈͗ͮ͡T̗ ̣̭̗̮͍͇͂ͮ͐̔̒̾H̸͎̹̲̤͙̞͛̌̋̓́ͣẼ̶͓̘̲̝̤̤ͤ̒̈́́͊ ̢͖̱̣̹ͫͯͧ̔R̸ͮ̏̿̆̉E͖̤̝̜̣̙̩͋̈̑͑ͬ̐̅A̫̫̽͆LI̟̎Z̥͖̐̅E͜S̔̅ ̔ ̌͗͌ͣͧḢ̜͉̰͔̗̝̝ͪͯͪ͊͌͌̀O̻̘̥̦̟̙̅̔̈͒̒ͧ͌ͅW D̺͔̜͚̹̙Û̘M̟͈̊ͦB̛̏̆͆̐̒̽ͦ ̈O̵͗̐̊͂F͊̒͋͌ ̡̭̱A̢̖͂N ID̷̺̣͋͋É̱̪̣̗̼ͪͬͣ̓A̰̯ͬͨ ̘̓T̫̗ͩͪͬͅH̗̱͖̣̆͐́̚͠A̟ͤT͚̞̟̟̩̘̋͒ͤ̓̂̚ ̤̬I̵̮̠̻̬̖ͮ̅̒͋͌ͩ̽ͅͅS̹͓̱̖̱̈́ͨ́́ͬ!̶
ARNISD useͩ̃̓s Mirror Coat! But he hates making himself look like a tacky and idiotic disco ball!
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Gem! Turn̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎s out it was just a radioactive rock.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Guard! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE ON ARNISD:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: (74/100) B̜̯ͮ̌U̠ͣ͊͢ͅT̆͐͏̬͓ ̗̲͙ͪͯ̚͘Ȟ̂Ǐ͖͇̀S͔̹ͣͩ͡ ̘B̛̝̮̪̌̋͑R̹͔ͣ̒A̧ͯIN̹̓ S͍̭H͙̩̏ͯUT͡S̫̆̚͡ͅ ͒ͅO͙̤FF̸̞̤̫͒͊̊ ̜̪ͪͭA̪͕N͚͌͠Ḋ҉̻ ̼̼̅̔D̛ͬͯ̅OḚ̎S ̢͚̄IT͍̼͜ ͪA҉NY̡̦̋Ẃ̖A͕̩̘̍ͦͥY̝̒,͝ ͇̖͍ͪ̓̉C̗̮̮̑́ͣAǓ͙̺͚̐̔̀S̗̗̿ͫĮ̳̭͂̾N͕̻G͢
H̦̜IŠ̙̼̅ ̃̈O̙̮ͭ̓Ẅ͟N̠͋ ͉̰̄̋D͈̻̋̽A͛͜M͔̯͔ͣ̓́A̖̚G͌E̤͞ ̗͛͘T͓̟̖Ö̿͡ ͨBOƯ͉̹̲N͍̓͜C̼̯ͤ̔͞E҉ ̯̆͠B̨̦̱̐ͣA̝͖̝͐͛ͫC̝ͣK͔̠͕͂ͭ̍͝ ͇I͏̥̝Ń̳ ͈̏͢H̊IS̗̱̍̒͝ FAͬ͂C̮̫̺͟Ě̫!̃͛ (4/10)
ARNISD uses Toxic Spikes! But all they do is flat his tires and leave him stranded!
NEO EMOLGA uses Reversal! But he finds his stupid Un̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎o cards useless here!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Simple Beam! Except it’s too compleͩ̃̓x for his simpleton mind to un̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎derstand!
ARNISD uses Light Screen! Except tissue paper isn’t going to̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ cut it, scrub.
NEO EMOLGA uses Thun̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎derous Kick! Except he misses and punts another Ratatta’s head off.

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER useͩ̃̓s Jaw Lock! And that’s what tetan̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎us does to you, kids!
ARNISD uses G-Max Centiferno! Except he has absolutely no idea what that means and is left drooling on himself.
NEO EMOLGA uses Strength Sap! It deals C̯͖R̸̈IŃ̳̳̞̓ͣǴI͢Ṋ͓̠͗̒̒G,̥̘ ̺̜͓A̧ͫG͉͐O̧̐͌̃N͘ǏͭͦZ̺̹IṈ̣G̡̞͙̳ͩͦ̎ ̴͔̊D̘̻Ą̰̗̍̓M̡͓͔̏̋ÁGEͫ̂̇ ̏͒TO̱͈̣͟ CH̄̑͡AK̯͉̪ͩ̊̚R̰̲̖͂̆̅Ả͖̩͈̇̿Ṁ̱AST͕̙ͪ͆E̪R̄̉́!̪̇ (5/10)

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses No̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ble Roar! Except it sounds hilarious and everyone is just making fun of him!
ARNISD uses Max Geyser! Ĭ͏t ST̝͎̼ͨͬ̾RI̮͙K̛E ̴̰̗C̀H̲͇̀̓A͉̻̔̒KR͍͒Aͩ̋̇MĄ͔̽S̴T̪͈̜̅ͭ̐Ȅ͇͈̉Ṟͨ̚ ̬ ̷fo̤̖͗̒r ̕S̖ͬ̄ͅAV̮̞̗͑̂̓AG̺͍̫͛ͨͮ͡E̱̎ Ṯ̎R̀ͦ͊A͇̲̔́͡UM͚͚̈̌̑ͅA̋ͨ-̪̠͚̓ͨ̆I̲͌N̗̑DȔͬC̸ͥḮ͕̱̜̓ͤN̤͕̝ͨ̂̃͟G̒ͨ̓͡
D͎ͧA͇̞̹Mͥ̍͂҉̯̭̠A͈͕̟GE̶ͤ̾̄!̡̯̊ (6/10)
NEO EMOLGA uses Wish! But his sad little prayeͩ̃̓rs are left unanswered!

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses Trump Card! But in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎stead he gets harassed on Twitter about it!
ARNISD uses Spectral Thief! Except he’s caught red-handed and now faces shoplifting charges!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Geͩ̃̓yser! He tries to do what arnisd did an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎d just makes a fool of himself!

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Stun Shock! Except he can’t, makes a weird faceͩ̃̓, and poops himself.
ARNISD uses Low Sweep! But he refuses to do the cleaning for lazy, stupid people.
NEO EMOLGA uses Morn̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ing Sun! But here there is o̼̪̬̔ͧ̑nly perpetual darkness!

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Retaliate! But he’s feeling too wimpy to even̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ consider that!
ARNISD uses Zen Headbutt! And it causes a zen garden to smash into pieces!
NEO EMOLGA uses Trump Card! An̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎d he gets attacked by the orange man bad Twitter ghouls, too!

TURN 18
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ister Arrow Raid! Exceͩ̃̓pt he forgo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑t to pack ammo like he usually does.
ARNISD uses Inferno Overdrive! And once again California is lit aflame! Yay!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Volt Crash! He drives a truck on̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ a collision courseͩ̃̓ into a power station!

TURN 19
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Polish! And now everyon̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎e makes fun of him for making his pet rock extra shiny.
ARNISD uses Roar! It causes D̴̙͙͒̌EḀ̤ͧ̚Ḟ̮E͍̩̜̋̃̃Nͣͣ͏̘̥Iͩ͗N̤͋G̡̥̓ ̶ͪ͒A͉̭̜̾ͫ̈G͙͓̱̋͆͋O͞N̸Y ̤̖̖̉̆̈́́D͐̾A̬ͅͅMA̺̚G̬̲̓̾E͍̫̘ T͘O͇ͨͧͅ ͚͖͊̈́Ċ̬H̻́Ą̥̗̭̄ͩ́KR̜̰AM̧͈̖̝ͦ̊ͪAS̈̊T̸̥̫ͅE͇ͬ͡R͝!͌̆̈́ ̲͈͎ ͑ͬͪ(̺͒7̡/ͦ͛҉̗͚1̵͕̰̎̚0ͫ)̭̩ͦ̉
NEO EMOLGA uses Burning Jealousy! But it just makes him an angry little twit.

TURN 20
CHAKRAMASTER uses Seed Bomb! But he favors n̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎uclear missiles instead.
ARNISD uses Guardian of Alola! Exceͩ̃̓pt he doesn’t care and would rather let it rot instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses Forest's Curse! He gets the trees to sho̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ut all kinds of profanity!

TURN 21
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scald! He burn̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎s himself while trying to make tea!
ARNISD uses Court Change! And that just gets him conteͩ̃̓mpt of court charges!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Airstream! But he can’t get a fart out hard and furious enough!

Hey, Chakra, here’s a reminder of how this all works since it looks like you forgot!
A̴̓GLO̧̘̻̅͗Mͬͫ̿́Eͥ ͙͔̃͌OE̕Ṇ͙̋͛ ͐̎S̸̤̔LÃ̮̳͑Ṃ̝̳̈ͪͯS͞ ̭̟̺͜CHAͮK̭͖͓̒ͦ̈R̶̳̭ͬ̑A̱̍MA̰̐S̥̪͈T̴͑E̛Ŗ̦͇̜̏ͩ̚ ͥ͐F̦̂OR̨̥̹̜ͧ̂ͧ ͕͕̠1H͂̄P͍̻̘ ͉͈͠OF̸ ̵͙ͨA͈͇ͤ̾ͨ͜ͅǴ̰͈ͮ͟O͟N̢̠ͅI̫̗͢Zͯ̽̉İ͇̜̣̓͂Ṉ̬̥̏ͨͪG ̪̰̗ H̟̗ͩ̉̕Ữ̥͇̗̋̀M͉̦̭̓͋̄͢I̻͔̜LI̜AT̗͉̼Iͪ͘O̖̼͕̒ͣ̉N̐ͩ ̫̩ ͂͂DÁ͟MA̝͖ͪ̏G̖̳ͫ̿Eͮ!͇̞̏̏ (8/10)
You’d think he’d learn!

TURN 22
CHAKRAMASTER uses Corro̼̪̬̔ͧ̑sive Gas! But it’s just the aftermath of his breakfast burritos comin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g out.
ARNISD uses Dragon Claw! IT HAS NO EFFECT ON CHAKRAMASTER, making Hͥͣ͗I̸͇ͨM͙ ̸F̈́Ẽ̖Ë͇̹͚̓̔L̫ͬ ̷S̵Ő̦͚͉͒͑́ ̱͒S̶̳̯ͅTŰ̦PỈ̴͉͔̣̉̑Ḓ̗ͬͯ ͙͗H̕E̙̼̮̒ͩ̃ ̡ͬ̚Ċ̳̩̥͒̏͢Ỏ̹͉̍U̪̬̼̾͆ͧ̕L̂̍̽D ͖̟̺͋̎͐Bͮ͞L̨O̮ͅW ̢̪ͭH̤̚I̼͑S̼͕̀̓͡ ͧ̚BͨR͞AI̞̅͢N̋̀̍Ș͙̦̊̋͐ O͉̒UT͕̹̔̓!̕ (3/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses Swift! But he’s more fast asleep than anything else.

TURN 23
CHAKRAMASTER uses Venom Drench! All he does is piss off Eddieͩ̃̓ Brock by making him all wet.
ARNISD uses Scorchin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g Sands! But setting sand o̼̪̬̔ͧ̑n fire just makes him look like a dimwit.
NEO EMOLGA uses Shell Trap! Except he gets stuck at an Exxon station instead.

Hey Neo, if you still have a brain̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ in there, get it to wake up!
AGLOME OEN STRIKES NEO EMOLGA for 1HP of B̡̜̉Ṛ̸̗̦ͮ͒̂U̸T̶̰͎̓ͩA̤L ̟̞͉͌ͪ́͜B̶̃̅ͨLU҉Ñ͍́T̠̟̫ ̥̼̒ͤFÒR͛͏C͗͛E ̪̰͌ͬT̩̝̟͆ͫ̈́R͟AŪͦ҉̯͙M͇̞̎͊A͢!̷̣ (3/4)
Feels good, doesn’t it!? Ha!

TURN 24
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fusion Flareͩ̃̓! He has a stupid and tries to glue two flames together!
ARNISD uses Ice Fang! I̙̖ͤ̇͢T ͇̱̻́ͭ̚͢P̄ͯ̿A̛͚̟͚͆̽͋IN̊̄̒F͕̃̾ͅU͆ͮ͆LL̨̼ͧY͔̓ ̓̀S͙͢TͦR͈̈IK̨ͩ͊ͣE͘S̵̹̱̋̽ ̢̩̭C̉ͮH̶A̒K̮͈͙̾ͨ͛R̸̅Ą͋̿M͢Ã̼̠̪̏͌S̛T̢͕͙ER̦̱ ̧F̄̌̒͏̜͔̝O̧͙̰̭ͬͬ̒R͐ ̥͎͍́̉͛M̷̊͊U̧̥R͂̈͏̰̻D̴̼̑ER͈O͆͆͡U͆S͗͞
M̲̦̓͒IS̯Ḙ̖ͤ͂͢R̩͖̰̃̒̾Y̯ ̰̬̦D̨̰̦ͧ̾A̺̲͟MAG̟ͣE̝̯͙͜!͑ͫ̾͞ (9/10)
NEO EMOLGA uses Cut! H͠E̜̼͋̅ ͦḞA̭͖̳ͬ̍ͬ̕T̬̘A͠LL͏Y̴ L̰͒̕AC̥͔͎ͣ̅ͪE̬̔́R͏AT̠̥͍ͩͦͥË́̃S̔͠ ̞̗̠̄̈͂T͠H̪̮͑̎Ē̤ ͗T̼ͫḨ̰͇̏̿ROA̾̆ͦ͏͓̮ͅT͉̺̐͌ ͘Ô̦̜ͯF̤ͅ ͪ͊C͢H̭̉A̞̒̀K͎̉͜R̶͇̼̤̆͐ͨAM̫͚͌̿A̯͚͒͊S̀Ț̘͗̌ÉR͐ͤ͋͝!̾ ̺͍̥͒ͦ (10/10)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (26/100) – Nò̺ ̴̯̳̐͑D̛é̬c̤͓͇ͭͭ̓k̖̙ͧ̈́ ͞f̑o̴r͙̪͓̉̓̍ ̦̺̈͊͡y̶ou, ̖̮͂͆ͩͅs̡̆ͨ̑c̪͐ru̫̱͇b̋͝!̵

Cut. Of all moveͩ̃̓s to get killed by. Just… u̹̥͎͑͛̾͝n̚be̪̝l̸ͣ̒i̪̠͌ͯev̼̻͛̓ąb̯͜l̞͓̠̇̎̆e͎̫͂̎.

VICTORY DECISION GOES TO: #2 ARNISD!

ARNISD, you geͩ̃̓t your l̢ô͉̟ͨv͐̆ͫe̤̔ly͐̂̂ decision̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ of…

Devolve Chakra in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎to a pathetic Galarian Pontya!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Laugh wickedly and dro̼̪̬̔ͧ̑p Chakra in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎to your WHEEL!
Or lose your min̵̸̶̾̒ͩd and Wheeͩ̃̓l yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝urself!

Be savageͩ̃̓!

Neo Emolga

11-12-2021, 04:47 PM

Hold up, is the mighty shield permanent or was there just a goof involved?

Eh heh, just a goof involved, yeah, that faded off with the loss of the last lineup. :P

Sorry about that.

Chakramaster

11-12-2021, 06:40 PM

Twas a good match, but I must have revenge! Guess my fate is left to Arnisd..

arnisd

11-12-2021, 10:06 PM

I have not seen my own wheel be used nearly enough! Drop Chakra in that madness! Spin tha wheel!

AgloMe Oen

11-13-2021, 01:05 AM

I have not seen my own wheel be used nearly enough! Drop Chakra in that madness! Spin tha wheel!

Ye͎̖̥ͤ͌̔s! Toss him in͈̱̞̳̜̤͚ͅ! H̖̖̦̺̰͇̺̰̩ͯ͊͒ͪ̈́̀̉́̐a ͍̦̳̣͍̼̞̭ͦͩ̓̑̃́͌̅h̼̳ȁ̘̮̦̾͑ h̹̏a̘͓̖̤ ̲̺̣̠͇̹ͅha̽!͚̼̜̱͚͓͙̜̱ͅ

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ARNISD RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hydreigon
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Espeon
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Gurdurr
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Shinx
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Magikarp
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Drampa

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Genshin impact
Theme #2: The legend of link
Theme #3: Metroids
Theme #4: Space marines
Theme #5: Trading card

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Potatoes, mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew
Usertitle #2: Dines in hell tonight
Usertitle #3: Ah so you have heard of me
Usertitle #4: Strong the dark side is
Usertitle #5: Took both the red and blue pill

Wo̖͕̳̩̲͎͙͚͋̅̋̎̅̋ͨ̃w, that’s almost the͎̖̥ͤ͌̔ same results Noble͎̖̥ͤ͌̔ got screwed with!

Neo Emolga

11-13-2021, 02:00 AM

Going to spend my 3 EXP and 1 Coin to buy the Frenzy lv1 Superpower.

Which leaves me 100% broke, but hey, I'm putting my assets to work!

AgloMe Oen

11-13-2021, 03:33 PM

Going to spend my 3 EXP and 1 Coin to buy the Frenzy lv1 Superpower.

Which leaves me 100% broke, but hey, I'm putting my assets to work!

Good, I en̗̑joy see͓̬̞͈̹̺ing you go͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ a little more berserk an̗̑d go broke in the process! Enjo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅy tee͓̬̞͈̹̺tering further into insanity AND poverty!

AgloMe Oen

11-13-2021, 03:35 PM

Get wͤ̏r͎͆e̟ͣc̤̺̈̍k̰̲̔̔e͖̖d̪̮̥́͐ͤ!̞͕́̈́

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, c̟̗ͭ̔o̩̹ns͎̣̏̽͂ͅǔ̺̳̞ͨ́mi͕͇͌̈n̅̉g̗̫ ̉ͅt͓͒h͙̥e̠ ̫̞̘̐̎ͬe͚͊ss̙͙̯ë́ͯͣn̤͆c̗̠ͮ̀e ̹̜ͥ̈o͙̠f̤͑ h̥̐is ̖̳eǹ̗ȇ̼̖̋m̲̓ͧͅi͇͒e̥̲̤ͣͯ͂s̱̭̍̀, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SLICKSLACK as Furreͦ͆ͪ̍̇t and SCYTHERWOLF as Hatterene to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
SlickSlack Scytherwolf

SLICKSLACK https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/162.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅurself, as much as you like! No Wheͦ͆ͪ̍̇elie items n̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫeeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/858.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg battles, you attack twiceͦ͆ͪ̍̇ for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The P͎L̳A̱̱̤̱̹G̠UE͇͚D͉̱̠ ̖͈̳͉̠CO̼̳̗͖IN͙͈̞ ͍̗̙̼̟̫OF̠͚̹̭͓̟͈ ̲̜͇C̲A̝̜̫R̫̼̭̪N̥͖̩̤̜̲A̦̺GE̮̗̱͖̟̖ U̩̜̙N͎̱̩LEA̫̜̩̲̤̯̼S̹͔HE̖͎̗̻D has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks off the slaughteͦ͆ͪ̍̇r with Hold Back! And then̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ she lets the arrow go right into the face of an un̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫsuspecting Marill!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Secret Sword! But she decides she’d rather use heͦ͆ͪ̍̇r secret nuclear arsenal instead.
SLICKSLACK uses Heart Stamp! She squashes a Pidgey’s heart un̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫder her foot!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Skull Bash! She smashes a Bidoof’s head in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ with a sledgehammer!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Sandblast! She drops a nuke on a playground sandbox!
SLICKSLACK uses Men̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫacing Moonraze Maelstrom! She do͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅesn’t know what that means, but she figures blowing up a planet should suffice.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Parting Shot! She waves goodbye to a Ratatta as she blows him away with a sn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫiper rifle!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tail Whip! She whips a Glameow to deͦ͆ͪ̍̇ath with her own tail!
SLICKSLACK uses Sn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫore! T̹H̫̪͛͌E I͑NF͖̣ERN̮̥̋̓A̼͒L̙ ̼̞̒̚N̘͕ͮͫOISE c͓͓̐̒á͓ụ͑s̗̞̔̍eͣs͓ ͎̂E̼͍X̞͉C͈͕̉ͪE̟̣͋͊SS͇IV̌̎E ̣ͥM̼ͧͤͅE͇N̩̏T̲̦̾͒̚ͅA͔̹͑ͮL D̮̟͊͋Aͯ͋M̝AḠ̗̲̂E̪̪̖̍ͩͫ ̟TO͓͊ S̻̫ͭ̾C̤̥Y͊TH͖̊Ḛ͕R̃̔Ẉ̗̻OL̙̱̺F͉͚ͣ̌! (1/3)

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Dragon Claw! She kills a Dragonite and amputateͦ͆ͪ̍̇s his han̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫd!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Skill Swap! I̗͇T ĊͧÀ̩̯͍͊̑US͎ͧE̯̪̳Ṡ̝̤͍̿̚ ͍̂SA̘̹̗̅̄͒V̩A̲GE͉ͮ ̪̱͖͆ͫ͂B̠͖̞̈́͌ͧR͇ͪA͎̚IN̻̥̭ͪ͂͆-̥͈ͪ̐FR̹̝ͤ̃YI͙͆NG̖̦̾͂ ̽DA͚̰͇͗̏́MA̩̪̳GE͉̗͈ͪ͛̇ to SLICKSLACK! (1/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Façadeͦ͆ͪ̍̇! IT͍̗ͭͫ S̺̪͖ḀͩV͙̬ͪ̒A̼͂G̼̪ͫͧEḶY̮̞̫̑̓̅ ͈̲̋ͤBU̜͉T͍̥ͅCH̫̜ER͖͖̆̈S̖̟͉̆̋̐ ͇T̼̖͗ͪH̭̪E ͓̠͂͌FL̳̫̇̽ES̺͐H̝͈ ̟̿Ò͉͖̮ͥ̌F͇̙̒͂ ̝̖̟S͋CYT̯H̥̞E̖̹ͣͦR͍̣ͧ͆W̉̃̏O͋ͧLͬ͒ͭF͕̤̞͑̑̚!͍̤̆̔ (2/3)

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Buzzy Buzz! She grin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫds down a hiveͦ͆ͪ̍̇ of bees with a monstrous electric razor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leͦ͆ͪ̍̇afage! She savagely rips an entire forest apart!
SLICKSLACK uses Bonemerang! She tosses the bloody bon̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫes of a Charmander aro͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅund but none of them come back to her!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bide! But waitin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg around makes her go berserk on a bloodthirsty rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flare Blitz! And once again, California is delightfully incinerateͦ͆ͪ̍̇d!
SLICKSLACK uses Life Dew! Except she didn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ’t make it back to the parched villageͦ͆ͪ̍̇rs in time!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Helpin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg Hand! S̑̈̃Ḧ́ͅE̤̞̙ͩ͒̒ ̦͚͌ͭ̾ͅB͎̘RU̿̔̆T̟ͥA͎̬̼̅̎̋LL̫̘͕̔ͪ͌Y͚̫̬̽͌̍ STR̼̮̥ͮ̈ͩǏ͉̥̂Ḱ͖ES̞̟̳ͫͤ̐ ̮̠̗̽̂ͫT͖̞̠̀̓͗H̗̣ͣ̌E ̊F͓͇̯LES̲H̠͙ ̬̻͇̽ͣ͋OF ̟SLI͔̳̍̆CK̩͎SL̰͔̞̃̔̚A̟ͦCḲ̱ͅ!̖͎͈ͣͤͧ (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Reͦ͆ͪ̍̇sonance! But the only thing that emerges is the darkness of her so͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅul!
SLICKSLACK uses Teleport! But the experiment goes wron̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg and the Ratatta eͦ͆ͪ̍̇merges as a misshapen abomination!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Savageͦ͆ͪ̍̇ Spin-Out! She smashes her ten-ton semi truck into a crowd of pedestrian̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫs!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Crafty Shield! Except her shieͦ͆ͪ̍̇ld comes out as idiotic and stupid.
SLICKSLACK uses Noble Ro͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅar! Except it just comes out as a humiliating purr!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psychic Fangs! Her teeth geͦ͆ͪ̍̇t minds of their own and go on a lacerating rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! Except she gets it wrong and sends the meteͦ͆ͪ̍̇or blasting toward a metropolis in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫstead!
SLICKSLACK uses Play Nice! But the dark essence in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ her soul compels her to be the villain instead!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! She wants an en̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫcore of her previous metropolis destruction!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bideͦ͆ͪ̍̇! But waiting makes her go even mo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅre berserk and insane!
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Sweetness! And now all the children̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ need insulin pens!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Superpower! But the on̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫly superpower she obtains is being able to send useless thoughts and prayeͦ͆ͪ̍̇rs.
SLICKSLACK uses Hydro Vortex! T͇͙HE ̟̖̲̈̍͌Ǒ̩̩̚VER͂ͨW͇̫͇H̠̒E͓̭͍̓̍̄L̪M͉̻̾ͤI͓̙̘͐͊̇NG ͖̊F͋͋O̱̬̺RC͓̣̝Ê̯̱̰͗ͥ Ö̺́F̺ ̲ͫWA͎̭̙ͪͯ͗T̫̉ER͉̖̗̍̿̎ ̥̦̐̒ĊAŨ̀S̱͔͔ES͖͓̪ͩ̓ͤ S̗̻͖C̭̭Y̬͍̹ͣ̽͆Tͣ̑͌H͎̬E̔͆͑R̟̈WOL̥̠͆̈F ̲̜͕T̈ͧO P̻̓AIN͕F̮͍ͅU̲̟ͧ͆ḶL̇̉Y̝̯ͅ DR̽̌OWN̹̱ I̤N̰Ṱ̱O̯͔̓̊ ͨͯT̖̗͚ͯͤ̀HE̲͂ AB̒̊̃Y̘S͖̪͗̆S̙̲͖ͯ̽̾!̏̓͋ (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (14/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

See? This is the b̈́̓e̳̚ť̤t͚̜ͩ͂ḙ̲̐ͦr̋ k͖̈́i̜̲̮̾͐̄n̙̄d͎̣̤͆̿ͩ ͕͓̘́̄͗of ̲̼̳̍̉̚șla͗ͬū̱̞̰̄̐g̻͉hẗ̰́e̱ͯr, where I don’t haveͦ͆ͪ̍̇ to get up and in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫtervene!

Slick, yo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅu get your 1 EXP and your demon̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫic decision of…

Devolve Scytheͦ͆ͪ̍̇rwolf into͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ a woeful Hattrem!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sadistically throw Scytherwolf in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫto your Wheel a second timeͦ͆ͪ̍̇!
Deploy your Fun Flip in heͦ͆ͪ̍̇r face and steal her Hattereͦ͆ͪ̍̇ne form!
Or lose your min̵̸̶̾̒ͩd and Wheeͩ̃̓l yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝urself!

Also…

Do you draw from the Deck of Man̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫy Zings… or do͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ you give it to Scytheͦ͆ͪ̍̇rwolf to suffer with!?

Dấr̙̞̻kn̬̮͙eͣͦss ̠̣͓̿̀͛ov̭̉e͍̥ͤ̚r̙͛w̹̌hē̦l̋m̦̲̂̈́ĩ͓͔ͧn̜̮͗̉g!

C0L0R3D

11-13-2021, 08:07 PM

Hmm… funny that the moment I’m no longer a water type I kill somebody with Hydro Vortex of all moves. Anyways, I’ll be tossing Scythe into my wheel and taking that deck with open, uh, paws.

AgloMe Oen

11-13-2021, 09:07 PM

Hmm… funny that the moment I’m no longer a water type I kill somebody with Hydro Vortex of all moves. Anyways, I’ll be tossing Scythe into my wheel and taking that deck with open, uh, paws.

Iṅ͎̱͓̜̝͒̈͒ͨto the Wheĕ̲̰̙̝ͨ͆͐l she goes! Every good h̳͎͔̟̻or̥͉̦͖͇̤r̼͖̎̀or̹̝̲̮̟̟̭ͣ͂ͦ̓͊͂̎ movie deserves a sequel!

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SLICKSLACK RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémoṅ͎̱͓̜̝͒̈͒ͨ
Pokémo͔̹̹̭̝͕ͪͨ̆̆ͩͯn #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ampharos
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Vaporeoṅ͎̱͓̜̝͒̈͒ͨ
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Palpito͔̹̹̭̝͕ͪͨ̆̆ͩͯad
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chimchar
Pokémoṅ͎̱͓̜̝͒̈͒ͨ #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Feebas
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Tropius

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: DID SOMEBODY SAY STALKERS?!
Theme #2: Coṅ͎̱͓̜̝͒̈͒ͨtests FOREVA!
Theme #3: Welcome to Unova, population yo͔̹̹̭̝͕ͪͨ̆̆ͩͯu
Theme #4: MS Paint Modĕ̲̰̙̝ͨ͆͐
Theme #5: WHYS IT SO DANK

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I spilt mah fruit puṅ͎̱͓̜̝͒̈͒ͨch
Usertitle #2: *Snivy cry intensifiĕ̲̰̙̝ͨ͆͐s*
Usertitle #3: scrĕ̲̰̙̝ͨ͆͐aming is fun
Usertitle #4: totally not aṅ͎̱͓̜̝͒̈͒ͨ enthraller lmao͔̹̹̭̝͕ͪͨ̆̆ͩͯ
Usertitle #5: WHAT IS LOVE

Enjo͔̹̹̭̝͕ͪͨ̆̆ͩͯy!

AgloMe Oen

11-14-2021, 01:28 AM

And n̼̙̳̳͙ͭ̄̌̑̚ow for that De̖͈̙̋ͦͦck draw!

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SLICKSLACK draws fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate̖͈̙̋ͦͦ is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#6 Pika Flu Tactical Nuke̖͈̙̋ͦͦ!
PIKA FLU TACTICAL NUKE - Hey, wasn̼̙̳̳͙ͭ̄̌̑̚’t this from another game? No matter, you become a Pikachu and two random playe̖͈̙̋ͦͦrs become a Pikachu with yo͈̖̣̜ͅu! Pika-pi! All three of you have your Active̖͈̙̋ͦͦ Lineup replaced with Pichu > Pikachu > Raichu/Alolan Raichu! This overrules Victory Decisions!

Well, let’s se̖͈̙̋ͦͦe who else becomes that pesky yellow rat with yo͈̖̣̜ͅu!

#1 Ne̖͈̙̋ͦͦo Emolga
#2 Chakramaster
#3 Noblejanobii
#4 Scythe̖͈̙̋ͦͦrwolf
#5 Voltaire Magn̼̙̳̳͙ͭ̄̌̑̚eton
#6 arnisd
#7 Shruikan

First roll is… #5 Voltaire Magn̼̙̳̳͙ͭ̄̌̑̚eton!

…and the seco͈̖̣̜ͅnd is… #3 Noblejanobii, but she can’t be affe̖͈̙̋ͦͦcted, so it hits… #4, Scytherwolf!

Voltaire, hope̖͈̙̋ͦͦ you didn’t get too cozy as Swampert, because that sure en̼̙̳̳͙ͭ̄̌̑̚ded! Ha!

Go scamper away no͈̖̣̜ͅw! I have to get back to work be̖͈̙̋ͦͦfore all my specimen̼̙̳̳͙ͭ̄̌̑̚s rot!

Voltaire Magneton

11-14-2021, 01:53 AM

Well, Swampert had a good run rip

Neo Emolga

11-14-2021, 04:59 AM

Well, Swampert had a good run rip

Dude, you have NO IDEA how much I was wishing and hoping it was me who got hit with one of those rolls!

Ohhh, how I miss Cinccino. RIP. :P

C0L0R3D

11-14-2021, 08:57 AM

Honesty I wasn’t expecting that, now I’m just less of a ferret and more a rat. Y’know, next time I win I may as well wheel myself just to get out of this mess.

Noblejanobii

11-14-2021, 05:02 PM

PHEW thank god for that Mighty Shield hahaha. We just narrowly avoided the return of our old pal Grumpychu.

AgloMe Oen

11-14-2021, 07:06 PM

Variety is the spicê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚ of life, but with so man͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚y ways to die, that applies to dͥea̬͈̠͌̍̊t͔̪͎ͮ̍͐h, too!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, chewin͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚g on the bon͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚es o̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐f the dead, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Pikachu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Noblejanobii Voltaire Magneton

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SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add threê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚ more stages of Pokémon͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are remo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ved until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of sto̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐pping yoursê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚lf!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

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SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winn͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ing and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ Wheelie items n͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚eeded for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

The AB̠͕̉ͬ̈ͅÖ́͑M̩̌Ï̫̥͌Ṇ̂Aͤ̇T̤̯̒̊ION ̅Ċ͚̤͎͆̾OIN ͍͍̆̒OF̻̳̮̿̒̔ ̫̞̞͌̓͆DER͇̩̯̐̓ͨA͕̿NǴȆ̟D̞̙ ͉̟GH̬͊O͔̪͙͐̎̔U̥͓LSͥͫͣ has declare̻̅͞d NOBLEJANOBII strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes the darkn͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ess with Round! I̳T͓͎̹̆ͦ̂ ̞ͩR͎E̮̥SU̻͚̓͆LT̤̍Sͥ̾̑ I̅N̥̄ AG͓ͨỎ͈̳̠̾̐N͖̯̺̄̐̉Ï͈̤̃Z̭̙͙ͬͪͦI͆N͈̖G ̣̲ͧͪB͇̼͖̏ͧ͒L̞̭̣̔̀̿UN̮̺T̻ͭ ̺̱̥̒͂̏F̻̩̣̽͗͊O̻̪RC̖̥̜E̱̗ ͨT̉̇R̜̪̗ͦ̑ͪA͉̒U̠̺̤ͪ̈ͬḾA̮̣̓̽͆ͅ ̪͎TO V̙̫́ͪȌ͓̰͎͆ͨLT̗̮AI͈͓RE ̝̫͉MA̜̘̥ͥ́̓GNE̞̠͓͑ͣ̇TO̗̗͑̚Ṇ̐!̝͇͐̊ (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ban͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚eful Bunker! But it was so bad he threw away the key to it!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Lava Plume! But she misses and n͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ow they have no̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐thing to identify everyone hit with the collateral damage.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON usê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚s Poltergeist! But he en͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ds the horror early by just smashing the static TV screen.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Power Gem! And then she finds out she was scammed at the sto̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐re by someon͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚e who dug out a Sableye’s eye!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Egg Bomb! And he adds a Chan͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚sey to his list of murders!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Conversion 2! She gain͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚s two new followers in hê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚r dark cult!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Assurance! He cremates his victims to̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ make sure they aren͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚’t faking it!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bind! Shê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚ wraps her victim in razor wire to̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ make sure they don’t escape!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Earthquake! Yep, once again͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ California had it coming!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Skull Bash! She dro̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ps a sledgehammer on a Caterpie’s head!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Starfall! It’s N̲̟̖Ǒ̿Ṭ̮̞̑̿̚ ͯVER̙Y̟͓ ̞E̟ͩF͚Fͣ̽E̺̩͂̎CT͙̯̠IV̦͔ͭͦE, C̱AͭU̘̬̻͌̄ͬSIN͚̗̄̈́Ǧ̾͂ ̍͋̾T̟ͧRÅ̲U͕ͥM̰͓̩ͬ̅ͬA̙̮ͥͧT̟I͉͛C ͔̹M͍̹͂ͨE̦ͦN̑̏́T͔̀AḶ͍ͅ A͕͂G̝͚̪͑̂̆O̥͇͛̑Ǹ̜̘ͥY̤̱͂̂ T̫ͩO͕̘̠͆ͦͩ V̋Ō͔LTAIR̘̝̙ͤ͆̓E͖͇̱ͮ̃̋ MA̓͆G̪ͬN͙̼ͤ̌ET̠̜̟ͦ̑ͮǑ͕N! (2/3)

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Water Pledge! She decides to drown͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ her next victim!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fissure! He decidê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚s yeah, that’s a great place to dump the bo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐dies.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Poltergê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚ist! But it goes after an inno̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐cent Cleffa and traumatizes them for life!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Icicle Spear! Except he misses and impales a poor Oddish in͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ the face!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mind Blown͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚! And that’s ê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚xactly what happens when you get a headsho̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐t with a Barret M95, everyone!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fire Plê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚dge! And like that, we’ve got a new arson͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ist!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Power Gem! She n͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ow wonders if that Sableye can still see through this…
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Ooze! He dissolves his victims’ bodiê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚s in a vat of goo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII usê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚s Stomp! But n͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ow she needs to wipe Weedle guts off of her foot!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Topsy-Turvy! And no̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐w he’s under arrest for making minors in͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚toxicated.

Aww, come on, Noblê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚, you started o̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ff great, what happen͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ed? Here’s a fresh reminder of how this works!
AGLOME OEN STRIKES NOBLEJANOBII FOR 1HP of AGO̔N̉Ḯ͋ZỊ͓̒ͧN̜̰̖͌̃̚G͎ͩ ͔̙̟̈̊ͯṮ̟̬RA͙U̔̅ͭM̦͔ͣͧA̻̹ͦͭ ͓ͪDA̮̟͊ͫM̠̜͌̆AG̼ͤE͗̏ͮ! (1/3)
Hopefully that refreshes your mê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚mory!

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sparkling Aria! But she was scammê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚d and it’s actually a recordin͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚g of a Cannibal Corpse son͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚g!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sacrê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚d Sword! But he was wrong, it’s actually defiled with darkn͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ess and evil.

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Guardian͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ of Alola! But she finds it way more fun to tê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚rrorize it instead.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mist! It finds it helps the ambience of his creepy cabin͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ in the woods.

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Self-Dê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚struct! And that’s why Cherno̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐byl is getting a secon͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d season on HBO Max!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Night Daze! He un͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚leashes the curse of perpetual darkness on the land!

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Surf! And n͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ow all the beachgo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ers are traumatized for lifê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Smokescreen͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚! And that’s why the surgery was completely botched.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Iron͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ Defense! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 43/100 – BUT W̭͂Õ̚E̥ͦF̝̦͖͛̑͗U͚̬̳ͣ̍ͮL͎̠̠̓͌ͥL̤̫̙̅̔ͣY̼͒ͧͅ ̪̻̲T̪͙̦̋̍͆R͓͌I̯͐EȘ͈̹ ̯͛A̦͕̝͒̿͂Ṋ̄D ̼̳͉͑͐͊F̙̻͑ͪ̿ͅA̻̜̘Ī͍̮͊L͍͉̅̍S̬͔͗̌ ͍ͯÎ̜̞̊T A̖͋N͎͎̱YW̥̏AY, CAUSING S̖̲͐̿ͯͅǗ̪̺ͪF͉̻̖F̤͎̥E͉R̼̺͒͗INĜ̪̫̟ͧ̀ ͔͍͚A̱͇̹̓ͭ͂ND̃͛ ͚̰̊͑M̙̦͇͋ͩ͐ORTI̦̯FͩÎ̳CAT̤̿I̻̥ͅȌͭN ͣ̏̊T̊ͭͤO̹ ͉ͭÑ͔̣̜̐̋O̓̔͌B͓̤ͅĽ̖̝͐E͙̓JÅN̯̅O̲̞͌̔B̜̦͎II! (2/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dragon Claw! He slices a Dragonite’s hand off and keeps it as a trophy!

Yeah, than͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ks for playing Voltaire, but yo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐u know how this works. Sorry, n͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ot sorry!
A̱G̺͂LŌ͙̗̯̋͗M̜̬̱ͣͫͪE ͧO̦̟ͬͧE̱̦̣̒ͨ͑N͎̙̜̂̈́͛ ̿̅̒D̯E̜̦AL͇͔̓̈́Ŝ͚ ͕̩̦ͥ͗ͩT̳ͮH͍̟̰̾ͮͧE̹̰ ̄͒F̳IN͂ͣI̟SH̼̖͒̂I̭̺N̟͈͕G̲̲͙ ͉ͧG̙̍R͈̦͕ͬ͂̍O̮T̄ẺS̲̲͋̓Q̰ͫͬͅUÉ̿ DEA͚̦ͤͬT͈ͤHB̯̺̭̒̾̉L̥̻̗ͣ̆̍OW̟͓ͩ̔ ̞̪̽ͭTO͉̬͊̋ VO̪̰ͩ̊ĽTAI̞R̝̣̍̓E̍͌ M̦͚ͬ̔AG̜̔N̥̼ͫ̍E̥̦Ṯ̻͗ͬOŇ̦! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (5/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Lo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐vely, just l̗̗̘̤̞̾ͨ͋͊̚o̤̳͉͍̗̓̊̏̀̃v̙̪̠̙̾̑̊͌e͙͉͚͍̻̊̉̅̈̅l̘͖̮̜̰̲y ͇͖̪̦̩̰̎͐ͩͨ̿̒!

Noble, you get to en͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚joy 1 EXP from the s̹ͥl̺̖̮̆̀̎a̱̹̥͍͂̉ͪ̉uͭ̎gh̙͉͓̞͉̜͐̒̄̐ͮͬ̿ͅte̞͚̹̣̽ͦ̋̽r̓ ̝̟̝ͥͣ̃ͅ and your n͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚efarious selectio̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐n of…

Devo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐lve Voltaire in͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚to a pathetic Pichu!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Dump Voltairê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚’s carcass into yo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ur Wheel!
Use Someone Else’s Wheelie if you feel in͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚spired by someo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ne else’s evil Wheel!

Also…

Do you draw from the Deck of Man̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫy Zings… or do͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ you givê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚ it to Voltaire to suffer with!?

Be the sin͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚ister mistrê̵̈ͤͭ̋̄͊̓͆̂̾ͥ̍͂̚ss!

Noblejanobii

11-14-2021, 08:53 PM

Sorry Voltaire but into my wheel you go!

And yeah let's draw from the deck!

AgloMe Oen

11-14-2021, 09:40 PM

Sorry Voltaire but into my wheel you go!

And yeah let's draw from the deck!

The dark mistre̘̫͍̥ss has spokenͤ͛̐̍̓͊ͮ̓̾!

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NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémo͖̙̗n
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Poke̘̫͍̥mon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémonͤ͛̐̍̓͊ͮ̓̾ #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Tore̘̫͍̥tto
Theme #2: Kidz Bo͖̙̗p
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jerse̘̫͍̥y exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Townͤ͛̐̍̓͊ͮ̓̾ Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

Now you go onͤ͛̐̍̓͊ͮ̓̾ and enjoy that! Or at least tolerate̘̫͍̥ it if yo͖̙̗u can! Ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-14-2021, 11:49 PM

And yeah let's draw from the deck!

We’ll së́̈́͋̍e!

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NOBLEJANOBII draws fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate̖͈̙̋ͦͦ is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#17 The Wee͊ͨ̓̑̃̈́̂per Reaper!
THE WEEPER REAPER - Yikes! All your Coin͕̪̮͕̱̖͇̏ͩ̆ͣͪ͂̚s and EXP suddenly get swipe͊ͨ̓̑̃̈́̂d away!

Ye͊ͨ̓̑̃̈́̂ah, Mighty Shield prô̫͍̊tects from a lot of things, but n͕̪̮͕̱̖͇̏ͩ̆ͣͪ͂̚ot from that!

Hey, you cô̫͍̊uld have tossed that to Voltaire, you kn͕̪̮͕̱̖͇̏ͩ̆ͣͪ͂̚ow! Maybe next time, unless yô̫͍̊u’re feeling brave͊ͨ̓̑̃̈́̂!

AgloMe Oen

11-14-2021, 11:53 PM

This horrë́̈́͋̍ndous atroͤ̔ͧ̄̑city is what wë́̈́͋̍ simply call Season̬̮̠͖̝̲ͩ͂ͤͭͫͮ͆ͅ 10!

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SE̳̦̫͕͕̦ͬ̒̑̑̈́ͧAS̊ͣ̇͋̊͋ON͓̭̟̽̋̃ 1̱͇͎̠̪̘̖͊̈́͆ͫ̏̒̽0͚̺̠̜̫

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLSPROUT https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/069.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS GURDURR https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/533.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS PIKACHU https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PIKACHU https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS PUPITAR https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/247.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS TYRANITAR https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS FALINKS https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/870.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!

AgloMe Oen

11-15-2021, 09:58 PM

Come͖̺̘, meat puppets, it’s P̧̖͉̜͇̼͎̼̩̙̪ͦ̏ͥ́̓̐̄̋ͭ͂͟l̛͐͐ͨ́͋͟͏͍͙̳͓̝A̖̻̥̫͒̃̃̐ͤ̓ͥͩ ̫̫̮̼y͍̬̣͕̰̝̤͉̞̫̞͇̪͎ ̃ͦ̔̐ͦ̓͆͝Ţ͙̭̲̮͓͕̞̥̺̹̥i̴͖̗͇̯͊ͩ͑̽͡M̀e͚̤͉̯̹̼͓̳̘̥!͗ͬ̑̍ ̺̱̖̜̤͔̼͔̗͚̯̇̀̂́͛ͮ͌!̸̴̨͈͉

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, r̟a̭̪͉i̧s̅̋͂ing͓̗̝ͪͪ̽ ̥̩̺ͩ̇̎ḫ̩̤̕i͊s ̟̆̚ͅa̬ͭr̗̻̼͋̐ͮṃͨ̚ͅy ̤̼̳ͣ͒̊ô̱͖͈̍̾f ̶̣̪t̽͂h̢e̼̰̟ͫ̈͑ ̪̩̗̄̒͊u̲ͮ̀n̟̍͜d͙e͡ą̘̩̯d̵̜̞̫̆͋̈́, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SHRUIKAN as Falinks an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SCYTHERWOLF as Pikachu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Shruikan Scytherwolf

SHRUIKAN https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/870.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add thre͖̺̘e more stages of Pokémon to̢̍͏͓ your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourse͖̺̘lf!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡g battles, you attack twice͖̺̘ for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <Non̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡e>

The DIS͙͕ͨ͆Ṭ̠̖̉̉̓Ö̠̟̐R̰̱T̖̃ED̤̝̞ ͙̻̣COI͙̲ͮ̊Ṇ̪̱͗̿̏ ̰͔̠ͬ̅͐O̘͇͑͂F͖͌ T̏H̠̍Ệ̱̥͋ͩ ̫͈͈HOW̲̤͎̊̊̓L͔̼̇̂ING̩͌ ̻̻̣D̥ͯAͥMN̺̳̾̀ED̳ͩ has declare̻̅͞d SHRUIKAN strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins the slaughte͖̺̘r with Tail Slap! He beats the stuffin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡g out of a Maree͖̺̘p with her own tail!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pyro Ball! An̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡d once again California is lit aflame!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Haze! She uses it to̢̍͏͓ hide her murder cabin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ in the woods!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Counter! Ǐ͓̠̥̄̈T̬̓ ̘CA͉͚͐̓USͤͯES ̮̖̪Bͪ͋R̤̯̼U͎̮̱͛ͯ̈́T͙ͯÅ̹L ͖̟T͉̯ͦ̉RA̬U̼̭̺̓͐͊MA̻ͣTI̟̻̞C͎ͫ̆ͅ B͔̈́L͖̤̦̊̾̏E̗̎EDI͔͚̖N̋͛̂G TO͂̏ S͍̓CY̦̺̞ͩ̒ͩTH̫E͕̞R̰͓̬̃͌̓Ẇ̲̭͆O̼̭̒͑LF̪̎!̦͑ (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses He͖̺̘at Wave! But it can’t get any ho̢̍͏͓tter in Hell!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heal Block! She barricades the entran̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ces to the hospital!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Baton Pass! But instead he hands the n̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ext runner a stick of lit dynamite!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sun̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡steel Strike! But she thinks tossing her kitche͖̺̘n knife at the sun is going to do anything.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hex! But he͖̺̘r Ouija board tells her to go̢̍͏͓ piss off.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Shell Trap! He dumps a Shellder into a lo̢̍͏͓ckbox and slams it shut!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psycho Boost! She puts on̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ a hockey mask, injects adrenaline into he͖̺̘rself, and goes on a chain̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡saw rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Razor Shell! An̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡d that’s how yet another Duckle͖̺̘tt got decapitated!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN use͖̺̘s 10,000,000 Volt Thun̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡derbolt! But misses and blo̢̍͏͓ws up Mars instead!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Ingrain̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡! She half buries herself and pretends to be a plant! Like an̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ idiot.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sleep Talk! It inflicts E͓̣̱͂ͭ̋XC̭̼ͯ̐È̌̇S͙̥͗ͮŠ͚̪ͫI̘̺͐͋V̱͙͌ͯ͆ͅĔ̩̭̦ͥ̽ MEͦ͂̽N̗̬̑͑͊ͅT̻ͧAL ̖͕̼̌̆ͣTRǍͧ͒UM̘͍̈͗A̪̾TͤI̩̗̮͆̅͆C ͎͚̭͂ͩ̚DA̓̌MÂ̚G̼̅E ̳̟͎T̔̿O̯͍ S͉̜̪͋̽ͪHR̘UI͇ͧKA̩͑N!͉͐ (1/3)

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Belly Drum! Except he uses a sledge͖̺̘hammer on a stuffed Sno̢̍͏͓rlax, causing his chest to explode͖̺̘!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gastro̢̍͏͓ Acid! In̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡stead she just vomits all over the place!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pay Day! It inflicts H͍̻̻OͮŔ̰͉̝̂̎R̝Eͣ̉ND͎O͎̠͌͒US ͉̍L̰̬̔ͭ̈ͅAͣC̑̾̅E͙̽Ȑ̙͈̾Ȧ̯̥̠̀ͫTI͇͊Ö̱͓́ͦN͖̖̋ͬ ̒̿D̜͓̲̆́̌A̅ͣ̾MAGE͇ ̺̺̌̌̑ͅT̞Ò̯ ̯̱͍S̭̏H͕̳̑̅Ṛ͕̫U͖̝ͯ͌IKA̱N!̣̋ (2/3)

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Max Quake! It causes Californ̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ia to crumble into the se͖̺̘a!
SCYTHERWOLF use͖̺̘s Whirlwind! Except Do̢̍͏͓rothy and Toto don’t survive this time.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Geyser! IT ̠̾SṈ͉͔͛̎͂U̺̞̔̓FF̪S ̭͚͓T̤̘H̱E͖̥̬ͦ͋̈ LIF̜͎̠͐ͬͥE ̗̻̓̏OͅU͈̠ͬͥ̒ͅȚ͉ OF̭̈́ ͑̋S̯̖̋̆H̦͓R̼UI̟̯K̎A͙ͫN̻̟͒̑̄ͅ!͉̣̹̇̔̿ (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (93/100) – N͓̟O͍̣̮ D̙̺̜E͉̜̣C̠K̜̣ FOR̺͓ͅ ̱̗̙Y̹̩OU,̤ ̮̘͇SCR̳̫UB͚̗!

Good sho̢̍͏͓w, that was highly entertain̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ing! Scytherwolf, you get your 1 EXP for a dele͖̺̘ctable slaughter well done and your choice͖̺̘ of…

Devolve and egg-murder Shruikan̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sacrifice an Evolution̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ Crystal to evolve into vicio̢̍͏͓us Raichu!
Dump Shruikan’s screamin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡g corpse into yo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ur Wheel!
Or throw yourse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Re͖̺̘veal yo̢̍͏͓ur true inn̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡er darkness!

Scytherwolf

11-16-2021, 04:18 AM

WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL!

Noblejanobii

11-16-2021, 05:39 AM

Lmao she craves chaos

AgloMe Oen

11-17-2021, 12:43 AM

WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL!

This sadism… I likȩ̵͠ it, I̬̘̩̱̔̆̓̚ ̬͇͕̟͖̳ͭ̉̅̃̂ͬL̙̰̝̘̙̟̃̆́̋ͯ̊ͯͅIͥKE̓ͧ̍̓ͣͨ ͌̓͑ͮͭ̑́I̠̽T̗̩͇͛ͯ̄!̪̓! >:D

Lmao she craves chaos

Oncȩ̵͠ you go black, you n̗̻̰͔͔̩̟͎̗̹ever go̝̰̥ͧ̑͗ back! Muah ha ha ha!

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SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokȩ̵͠mon
Pokémon̗̻̰͔͔̩̟͎̗̹ #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Gothitelle
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Magcargo
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pilo̝̰̥ͧ̑͗swine
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Bellsprout
Pokémon̗̻̰͔͔̩̟͎̗̹ #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Dewpidȩ̵͠r
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Dracozolt

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Peaches! Peaches for everyo̝̰̥ͧ̑͗ne!
Theme #2: The heracross are takin̗̻̰͔͔̩̟͎̗̹g over
Theme #3: Chocolate factory
Theme #4: Plushiȩ̵͠ party!
Theme #5: Cen̗̻̰͔͔̩̟͎̗̹tipedes

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: At least there's no added fire
Usertitle #2: Mmmm...month old sushi!
Usertitle #3: ADRENALINE MASTER
Usertitle #4: Belon̗̻̰͔͔̩̟͎̗̹gs in the special fridge
Usertitle #5: Do̝̰̥ͧ̑͗ NOT eat the banana cakȩ̵͠

Defin̗̻̰͔͔̩̟͎̗̹itely chao̝̰̥ͧ̑͗s delivȩ̵͠red!

AgloMe Oen

11-17-2021, 01:56 AM

No̷̘̺̠̤̱̯thing pē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅrsonal, j̗͕̖̯͉͒ͨͦ̉ͥus̲̹̈́ͤ̏ͅt̫̺͔͚͂̂͋̍ ̈́ͫ͌̓g̠̹̒̽oͯ̽ͣod̍ͨ͂̀͋ ̀̅͑͆̊b͎͙̹̼̣̠̭ͭͣ̔ͣͣͩ̍uͫ̎s͓̦̥̲̱͒̾ͣͥ̄i͒ͨ͌̉̋n͙͎͕̖̗͈̟eͯ ̈̽̒̚s̯̪͂̈s̭̜!̹̣͓̙̮͈ͦͯͩͫ̅͆

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, d̠̆r̘̎a͕͛ining͉͈͑ͣ ̋th̉ͭ̆e̦ ̖̇blọ̤̘ͬͧ̿od ̈́̊̾o̹̠̗ͥ͋̆f ͓̯̗̇̈ͪh̖͖͆ͮi͇̗̔ͫs̳͑ ͦ̐v̞ì̼̮̓c̟ͥtiͣ͛ͥmͣͤͦș̝̟͌ͭͩ, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodies of…

SLICKSLACK as Pikachu an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d NOBLEJANOBII as Mē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅga Mawile to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
SlickSlack Noblejanobii

SLICKSLACK https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS havē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ the Wheel option̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ after winning and Wheel people, includin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢g yourself, as much as yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯u like! No Wheelie items nē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add threē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ more stages of Pokémon̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a lo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯sing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turn̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢s. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every timē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯u have a 33% chance of stoppin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢g yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The DͯE̪̲͎ͤ͛̐RA͖NGEDͩͣ̄ ͈̺̬ͧ͂̄C̠ͅO̔̾IN͕̟̒ͤ O̙ͧF̌ ͩ̅L̜͕ͬ͒͛ͅOST ̣ͭB͛̅͗ROͦ͊̅K͖E̗ͧN ̟̞ͪ͒SOU̺ͪL̒̚S͎͎͗̚ has declare̻̅͞d NOBLEJANOBII strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII begins thē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ campaign of terror with Bulk Up! But they catch her usin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢g illegal steroids!
SLICKSLACK uses Dream Eater! But then she violently pukes out rainbo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯ws and sprinklē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅs!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Aqua Tail! She rips off a Marill’s tail and usē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅs it as a murder weapon!
SLICKSLACK uses Outragē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ! She becomes completely berserk and psychotic with excessive violen̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ce!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Power Trip! She becomes the dark ē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅvil dictator of an̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ ungodly powerful army!
SLICKSLACK uses Confusion̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢! She unleashes her cohorts of chaos that terrorizē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ the lands!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Techno Blast! She awakē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅns the angry undead with crin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ge-inducing dubstep music!
SLICKSLACK uses Sky Uppercut! She punches the sky and utterly humiliates herself in thē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ process!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Watē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅrfall! An̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢d that’s how everyone at the water park died.
SLICKSLACK uses Grav Apple! She throws an apple off a skyscrapē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅr to see if it really can̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ kill someone on the street below!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Icē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ Fang! T͔̅̃ͅH͎̰̿ͮE ͓̃Ṵ̙N̩͛G̪O̯̝DL̬̟Ȳ ͓ͮP͚͔̽͗I̙ERC̤ͅIN̾ͬG̪ ̮ͫCHI̹L͙̮̤̊́̆L ̇C̘ͧAͫU̳͙̜S͆̄ES̩̒ ̖̤A̲̥͂ͨ̐ͅG̝̭ͪ̐ON̫͎ͅI͖͚͉ͫ̿͌Z̰͖ͥ̚I̥̣̫͗̓̒N̻̞̞̊̊ͯG ̗͒PAI̭Nͬ̌ͣ
TO ͈͓͋͛S̘L̹͈͉ICKͧ͆S̮̀L͍̼͂̅A̟̭ͮ͋CK!̼̋ (1/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Thun̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢der Cage! She lo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯cks some Ratattas up and runs an electric currē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅnt through all of them!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mud Sport! It ends up being an ē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅffective way to hide the bodies!
SLICKSLACK uses Mud Shot! She buries a Weedle in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the wet dirt and fires a howitzer at it!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Syn̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢chronoise! Except her mental energies go haywire and causē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ a Bidoof’s head to explode instead.
SLICKSLACK uses Astral Barragē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ! Except she steers it incorrectly and causes o̷̘̺̠̤̱̯ne plan̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢et to crash into another.

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Attack Order! She go̷̘̺̠̤̱̯es into full Karen̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ angst and rages at the Starbucks staff!
SLICKSLACK uses Splishy Splash! Ș̪H̱̭͚̍ͯ͑E̳ ̉C͙̞̫Ȃ͑̑U̒̀SE̪̹͂ͫ̐ͅS̺̮ͨ̽ ̙͍̠̾̔̅A̟͚ͬͯ HȎ͚̼͗̉ͅRRENDO̅̃̑U̯̩S͉̟̅̈ ̬B̠̱͔L̜͙͖ͫ̈́͌O̩O̲̬̯̐͆ͪD̝̼̂̅B̠͕͈̐ͭ͛Ā̲Ṯ̬ͪ͛H BY͐͒͑ ͔SHR̹̾ED̖̥̯̒̓ͣD͙͂I͒N̩̤͔G
AT̖͕͂͛ NO̙̩͑ͩBL͍̜̄̄EJA̟N̩̹̞O͉͙ͪ̆̾ͅB͖II͊ͤ̈́’S͍͊ ̱̩̾̄V̗̌E̮͉IN̼̮S!͆ͥ́ (1/3)

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Water Pledge! She decided to drown her nē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅxt victim while laughing maniacally!
SLICKSLACK uses Earthquakē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ! It causes catastro̷̘̺̠̤̱̯phic damage to Californ-ha ha, just kidding, it’s Peru that gets pulverized this time!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fire Pledge! She decides n̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ah, incinē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅrating her victims would be way mo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯re fun.
SLICKSLACK usē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅs Dark Void! She adds the soul of a Morpeko to her dark collection̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢.

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Freezin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢g Glare! She uses her evil eyes to turn a helplē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅss Iggybuff into stone!
SLICKSLACK uses Bullet Seed! And then shē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ feels dumb after realizing munitions are manufactured, no̷̘̺̠̤̱̯t grown.

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Freezing Glare! She decidē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅs that was so much fun that she turn̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢s a Torchic into stone this time.
SLICKSLACK uses Dual Cho̷̘̺̠̤̱̯p! And that’s ē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅffectively another double-beheaded Doduo!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Nature Power! Suddenly a city is destroyed by rampaging ovē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅrgrowth!
SLICKSLACK uses Ember! And that’s what’s to blamē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ for Californ̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ia’s wildfires this time.

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fury Cutter! Shē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ grabs her katana and slices a Hoothoot to bits and piē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅces!
SLICKSLACK uses Swords Dance! And sudden̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ly that sword-swallo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯wer gets a nasty surprise!

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Pyro Ball! She fē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅels California simply isn’t burn̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ing fast enough!
SLICKSLACK uses Power-Up Punch! But she misses Noblē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ and uppercuts a Sentret into the sun.

Noble, come on, you know how to do this! Wake up! Now!
A̤̱̲͋ͩ̌GL̲͇̦ͦͨ̚Ȯ̠ME̎ ̦̗͕O̠̓E͉͍̤N ̯ͦB̥͒R͎̮̫̋̌̏U̝̮͚͋ͨ̓Ṭ͑AͬLḶ͈ͯ͋Y ̔͐̽S͓̤TR̤͙͌ͬI̩̹͂ͣK̞̮ͨ͑E͕̓S ̺͙̥ͭͤ̔N̪ͬOͬ̑ͩBL̜E͗͒J̥̤̠ͬ͒̊Ȧ̬N̖O͎͑B̟͙̂͗IỊ̣̌̈́ ̰̟ͫ̌F͈͗O̖̞̞R̉ ̟̆1HP̺̭̫ OF Ḁ͍̞͊͐͒G͚̣ͤ̓O͕̗̗͛ͮ̀N͉͇͔̔ͮͯIZIͧ̃N͎̦͑͊Ġ͓͖͎ͯ́ T̤̰̮ͯ̑̚RA͔̤͒̈UM̪̭AT̙̯IͦͩC̩̰̹ͧͧ̔ D̓ͣAM̗̥A̙G̻̤̞̒̅͑E!̙̘̖̏̈̎ (2/3)
The beatings will contin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ue until yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯u comply! Now attack!

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII uses Liquidatio̷̘̺̠̤̱̯n! She drops a Wurmple into a blen̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢der and turns it on max power!
SLICKSLACK uses Iron̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ Defense! She wraps a Macho̷̘̺̠̤̱̯p in iron plate mail, but he stumblē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅs off the dock and plummets to the bottom of the lake!

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wakē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ-Up Slap! Except she smacks that Politoad so hard that he’s never gettin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢g up again!
SLICKSLACK uses Submission! Ȋ̬T̰ ̗̘̱ͭ̐̐O̽ͬUṮ̰̎̋R̃ͥI̩̯ͭͫG̟͚H͈̮͉̿̌̈́T̜ Ḿ̱̦̲ͩ̌U̜̯ͅR̙͖̺DͨE̟̮͙ͤ͐ͯR͓̓S͍̓ NȎ͇̰̬ͤ̎BL̲ͣȄͅJAN͔̯ͬ̚OB͔̼II ̊W͒͊I̍ͪTH A F̆U͔̩ͯͮR̻̫ͅI̹͙̣͑̉̓O̮U̳̒S̥͍͐̎ D͕͍E͉͇̺A̳͉̹̐͋ͭTHB͎̾L̜͎͐ͦOW̪̲̭̌̓̄ ̖̜͊̅T̜O͚ͦ ̠̭T͕͔HE̪͈ͦ̑ ̟̙̮ͣ̏̐H̗͎̩̄̈̾E͔̐A̤̍D͐! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (8/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Damn, these Pikachus mean̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ business! Didn’t seē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ that happening out of this.

Slick, you enjoy your d͈͂ȃ̽rk̳͓͉ͪ͛̍ ͈͉̝͒ͤ̒h̙͔ͤͫar̭̲͋̚ve̱̘s̓̀t͌̈̿ of 1 EXP and yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯ur sin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ister selection of…

Devolve Noble into pun̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢y Mawile!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sacrifice an Evolution̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ Crystal to evolvē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ into vicio̢̍͏͓us Raichu!
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Also…

Do you draw from the Dē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅck of Many Zings, or do̷̘̺̠̤̱̯ you cursē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ Noble with havin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢g to deal with it instead!?

What kin̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢d of darkness do you desirē̜̮̰̖͖̰̰̰͓̘͈͎̜̋ͮ͆̈̽̆͆̋ͮ̑͒ͩͫ̀̀͞ͅ!?

C0L0R3D

11-17-2021, 08:20 AM

AgloMe Oen

11-17-2021, 09:45 PM

…I’m being mad again, why not. I’m wheeling myself and praying for something other then this weird rat thing, and give that deck to Noble. I think I’ve learnt my lesson when it comes to pulling from this thing.

Hey, it’s perfectly fin̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭe! There always comes a time when the o̭̯̙͙̞͎̠̳̠̦ͩͥ͊̄̄͌͋̄̿̚nly real option̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭ is to embrace madne̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊ss and let it cradle you off into its twiste̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊d abyss! I’ve been̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭ there and it’s made me the Po̭̯̙͙̞͎̠̳̠̦ͩͥ͊̄̄͌͋̄̿̚kémon I am today!

SLICKSLACK RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭ
Poke̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊mon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ampharo̭̯̙͙̞͎̠̳̠̦ͩͥ͊̄̄͌͋̄̿̚s
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Vaporeon
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Palpitoad
Pokémon̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭ #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chimchar
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Fee̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊bas
Pokémo̭̯̙͙̞͎̠̳̠̦ͩͥ͊̄̄͌͋̄̿̚n #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Tropius

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: DID SOMEBODY SAY STALKERS?!
Theme #2: Con̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭtests FOREVA!
Theme #3: Welcome to Uno̭̯̙͙̞͎̠̳̠̦ͩͥ͊̄̄͌͋̄̿̚va, population̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭ you
Theme #4: MS Paint Mode̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊
Theme #5: WHYS IT SO DANK

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I spilt mah fruit punch
Usertitle #2: *Snivy cry intensifies*
Usertitle #3: scre̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊amin̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭg is fun
Usertitle #4: totally not an enthraller lmao̭̯̙͙̞͎̠̳̠̦ͩͥ͊̄̄͌͋̄̿̚
Usertitle #5: WHAT IS LOVE

I’m sure̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊ you’re happy with that! See, insan̳̮̯̤͉͉ͬ͂̌̅̌ͭity really do̭̯̙͙̞͎̠̳̠̦ͩͥ͊̄̄͌͋̄̿̚es have its me̯̘̪͉̘͇͇̽͌̿̍͐ͧ̊rits!

AgloMe Oen

11-17-2021, 10:20 PM

…give that deck to Noble.

You he̘͍ͫ͐ard her! Catch!

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SLICKSLACK force̘͍ͫ͐s NOBLEJANOBII to draw fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate̖͈̙̋ͦͦ is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#24 Take Flight Youn̻̦͓͌̆͛g Sky Squirre̘͍ͫ͐l!
TAKE FLIGHT YOUNG SKY SQUIRREL! - You beco̞͇̠̘̳͈͔me my loyal and faithful disciple̘͍ͫ͐! A fellow Emolga! Enjoy the sudden̻̦͓͌̆͛ urge to go gliding and munchin̻̦͓͌̆͛g on apples!

Well, that D̾ͫ̎ͥͣ̚Ī̙͔͙͎̗͓̑ͣ̓͌̉D͕̱̗͎ͫͩͨ̒N’T̞̜̬ͅ ̬̖̟̰̟͌̂͋͑́Ĥ͙̣͂A̺̤͕̬͈̿͊͂ͣ͗P̘̻͎̫͓̌͐͂͐̈́Pͨ̔ͯͪͨ̌Ė N TO ͋̾ͪ̍ͩͪ͂Y̿̇̅ͣ̎O͙̩̊̌U̠̠̟̜͔̝̿̊͑̽̾̂ because someone happens to have their Mighty Shield on and it bounces o̞͇̠̘̳͈͔ff, so who gets slapped with it in̻̦͓͌̆͛stead!?

#1 Neo Emolga
#2 Chakramaste̘͍ͫ͐r
#3 Scytherwolf
#4 Palpito̞͇̠̘̳͈͔ad
#5 Voltaire Magn̻̦͓͌̆͛eton
#6 arnisd
#7 Shruikan

And it ro̞͇̠̘̳͈͔lls a #5! That means you, Voltaire̘͍ͫ͐!

But forge̘͍ͫ͐t Neo, I can show you ho̞͇̠̘̳͈͔w to be a Bẹ̺̯̰̩̣̬̞͕̒ͫ͊͗͗͛͑͐̚T̺͙͔̟̫̗̯̞ͅt̽̐̃̇̈̂͊̀̐̈̉̌̓Er̅̓ ̚ ̯̦̹͔̥̳̥̩̩̺̭̰̋͐ͭ̐̔ͤ̎̉̈̍̂͊D̰̻̖̼̱ͅḯ͔͙̦͔͔̙̣̫̇ͯ̀͒̍̌͒ͫ̆ ̤̱S̽̋̓̀̀̋͆́̄̔̊̊c̫̩̺̣̟̯̮̙̩ͭͫ̋ͨ̽̇̍̇ͯiͣͬ̅̍ͬ͊͒P̊̉̐̍̓̈̽ ̜͈̹̥͙̥̩͙̩̙ͬ̋̂ḷ̘͙̠E̠ͭ of mine! Ha!

C0L0R3D

11-17-2021, 10:41 PM

On the plus side, I’m a Palpitoad again but probably not for long.
On the downside I could have became you, but not you. Eh, I’ll take being myself again any day.

Voltaire Magneton

11-18-2021, 12:14 AM

Huh, so that's why I became an Emolga out of nowhere lol

Nice to have Ground immunity I guess

Noblejanobii

11-18-2021, 01:26 AM

Heheheheh Mighty Shield for the win again

AgloMe Oen

11-18-2021, 02:21 AM

Y̎ͣo͓̼u̝’̻r͉̟̩̃͒͌e̙̣̩͆͆ͪ ̓̆n̦ͮo̱̤̣t ͙ͧo̤̙̙u͈ͥt̙̥͐̾ ̭ô̯͍̯ͪ͗f̤ ͖̌th̦e̮͍̔̉ ḣ͛ō͕͎̏l̫͈ͪͮe ̐ye̘̼̙͛ͩ̄t͕̫̓͛ͩͅ!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, e͇͚ͅati͔̹ng c̣͖̥o̩̙rp͓se̳s ̬͕̜t̲͓̖o̞̮ ̲͍ͅg̰ai̭nͅ t̼̩̪h̗̲e̲̣ ̻͚̥kn͍o̬wl͙̜edg̜̬̤e ͍̻͈o̠f ̜the̩ ͓d̪̤e̬̩͍ad͙͎, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

ARNISD as Tyran͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊itar an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d NEO EMOLGA as Bȅͫllsprout to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
arnisd Neo Emolga

ARNISD https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊creased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/069.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Evȅͫry time you make an͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ attack that wȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒uld generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yoursȅͫlf!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g battles, yȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒u attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The R̹A̘͖͇VAG͕͇̭ING͔ ͕̻C̞̻͔O͍͚̤IN OF ̲̹DEV̮̤O͔UR̹̖̱ING͎̠ ͎̺̜AB̜̝O͚M̼̣I͉̹̲N͔AT̥IONS has declare̻̅͞d ARNISD strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
ARNISD starts the insanity with Dragon Pulsȅͫ! I͏̱͈̳͔̥T͓̣̠͖͕͈ ̮̯̩̬͇̦̳C̬͓̬͎̲A̩U̶͈S͞ES̶̟͓̼ ̨S̛A͈̕V͎̀A̸G͚͎̲ͅE BL̰̩͇̼OO̭̜̻̘DS̛̥͍̰H͠ED̴ ̛̙̯̞͈͓͍O̱̣̲͔N̳̦͘ N̟̪̗̕E̮͎̭̝̙̼O͕͇̘̥̥̲͕ ̼EM͢O͢L͓̞G͠Á! (1/4)
NEO EMOLGA usȅͫs Ancient Power! But instead he summȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ns dark demon͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊s entirely by accident!
NEO EMOLGA uses Toxic! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 43/100 – But hȅͫ realizes that’s ŞT̵͔͖͔̰̹ͅU̩̲P̩͖͎̼̤̗͙I̪Ḏ͔̮͓ ͓̼̘͍̼͕ͅĄS̜͓̤̯̱̬ ̷̠̘̪͕̦ͅͅA̝̻̦̗̭̪̙L͙L͝ ͔̩̤͓̝̟H͔̖E͏̦͕͔͖̗̜̦L̬̱̲L͙̬̺̰̬ ̱̹A̭̠N̶D͔͕̘ ̼B͉͎̙͞ACK̝͕̬̮̞̼ͅS ̟̙͕͍͚OF̖͎͍̗̤F̝̺̤!ͅ

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Apple Acid! He dumps sulfuric acid all ȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ver a Applin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊!
NEO EMOLGA uses Pay Day! But he’s stupidly flat-out brokȅͫ!
NEO EMOLGA uses Lȅͫer! But he just looks stupidly at his opponen͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊t!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Icy Wind! But in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊stead his bad brȅͫath just murders a Bidoof.
NEO EMOLGA uses Nuzzle! But hȅͫ’s an idiot that still believes in cȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒oties.
NEO EMOLGA uses Shift Gear! And then͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ they sue him for makin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g the whole clock break down.

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Dive! Except the stun͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊t fails and he crashes the planȅͫ!
NEO EMOLGA uses Rapid Spin! He gets really drun͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊k on a merry-go-round at max speed!
NEO EMOLGA uses Ticklȅͫ! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 82/100 – B͔̭̝͒̆̔U̞̲͔T͖̯̲̮ ͍̝̩̗̰̖̣͛̋ͥͪ̊̑̚H̢̏̓͆̏Ḙ̞ͦ̅ ̕G̦̼̎͛Oͩ͋ͧ̂̇͂̅E͆͌̌̋̈͒͏̪̗͉͉̞̮S̞̰̣̝ͫ͑ͪ̉ ̶͕͚͈͑͑͋B̭̯̦́̈͋͝R̤̫͔̫̮̼̈̏͆ͫ̅́A̟̮̜̝̜̳͒ͧ̽͗̉ͨ͘I̮̺ͨ͒͛̅ͦ ̺̭ͅN̕-̤̣͓͎̘͍Ḍ̯̱͈̱̦͞E̘̒A̸ͣ̆ͮD̸ ̯́Aͮ́ͥ̓͑N̜̻͕̯̘D͖͕̺͍̱̱̺͋́̑̎̇̏ͨ ̰͙͍̦ŢRͬI͕͛͢E͍̠̘͖͕S̼͕͓̹̦̞ͧ̿̈́͗͒̅ͣͅ ̢̩͚̬̼̖̪̰IT̯̤͇̪͔ͥ͌ͩͬ̽͞ ̙͔̰͍͊̐͗̈́A̓̊̀̓̚NY͢Ẇ̩̮̗͍ͯ̈̈́A̟̔Y͋̊̈́ͪ͏̙͕̜̻, ̖͕M͙͍̮͇̣͕͕ͮ̓̓̾ͨ̊͊͠U̻ͥC͈͍̗͔̦̐͐ͯ̅͊H
TͪO̲̙͓̫̫͚̓ͧ͊̽͊̉ ̭̞͓̱͙͞ͅHI͓̟̱S̪͈̓͋ ̣̻̰̣͇̼H͎̘̖̹̤U̞͎ͭ̒̀M̹̥̘͉̱̋ͣ̑͋ͦI͈͚̳̗͍L̰͕̞̒͌ͨͭͅIAͦͬͤ̒ ͔͓̺͍Ṱ͔̗̲̣̥̆̍͗ͧ̑̈I̽͐ͧÓ̲̫͎̞̙͍N!ͧ͊ͦ̓ͧ͘ (2/4)

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Vȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒lt Tackle! Except he completely trashes a power station͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ in the process!
NEO EMOLGA uses Spider Web! Excȅͫpt he freaks out over it like a little wimp!
NEO EMOLGA uses Heat Wave! And now the penguin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊s hate his guts!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Shell Side Arm! But he decides he likes cruisin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g with his 9mm glock instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Gravitas! But hȅͫ just makes an ugly face and remains clueless.
NEO EMOLGA uses Bug Bite! He chomps in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊to a rȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ach and it’s just as disgusting as he thought it would be!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Wrap! He suffocatȅͫs a Pidgey with a plastic bag!
NEO EMOLGA usȅͫs G-Max Gravitas! And he just makes that hideȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒us face again͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊.
NEO EMOLGA uses Spacial Ren͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊d! Except it causes a black hole and sucks in a planet.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Teatime! But nȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒, he’s way more addicted to caffein͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊e.
NEO EMOLGA uses Crafty Shiȅͫld! But using Styrofoam was his first idiotic mistake.
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Mindstorm! He psychically makes a Nidoran’s hȅͫad explode!

TURN 9
ARNISD usȅͫs Solar Blade! He throws a Honȅͫdge into the sun!
NEO EMOLGA uses Beat Up! He an͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊d a bunch of friends mistake a Jigglypuff for a piñata!
NEO EMOLGA uses Clangorous Sȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ul! But hȅͫ stupidly doesn’t know what that mean͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊s and tries to look it up in a dictionary!

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Quick Guard! Excȅͫpt he’s slow as hell and that sure isn’t goin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g to work.
NEO EMOLGA uses Ingrain! I̭̦͕̅̽̆T̵͉̮͖̞̯̠̜̒̔ͧͩ̆ͦ̃ ͓̱̰̹͚̹͚͊̆̊́̏̒̈́D̹̹̼̝̤͒̎̇ͯ̊E͡A͇̻̱ͧ̿̌L͝S̭̱̯̳͒ͦ̐̀ ͍͖̟̮͍̞͗̒̿ͭͨ̒A ̄S̵U̝͔̠͖̹̙ͭ̈̏͌ͪ̃P͆ͩ́EͅRͦ͑ͫ̔̕-̴͚̩̰̱̟̓͑ͥ́͌Ě̩͙̲̯̯̦ͩ̂́ͦ̋F͙̻̗̺̳̥ͩͥ̈ͧͯ̄F͖͍̥̘̺̎͛̏̇ͫE̒ ̭̜ͮ̀C̈́ͫͪTͫ̿̅̓I̊̔͐̆̔V̸͋̒ͦ̏E͠ ̘̫͙̘̘̹̔̆ͥͯ̍ͪ͋͝ͅSÀ̦V̻̫̹̩̰̫̉̀͑͂ͣ͊̉ͅA̢͎̖̫ͪ̿̋ͤͅĠ̭̃̂̿ ̝͔͚E̼̹̪͙̰̞͚̐̌̽͆ͮ̓͌ ͏AN͙̤̞̥̺AṚ͙͍̞̪̇́ͮͭ̍̆͞ͅC̶H͠Y̲͍͎̺̞͍ͭ̽̍̌ͦ͋ ̘̭̥̭S҉T͖̤̻̈́ͮ̽R͛̎̂ͮͧI͗͛̾̇K̻͇ͮ̚E̩͈̥̖̬
T̼̣͔͈̬̲ͦͬ̉̐̔̚Ö̤͖́̑́ ̨̰̞̯̱͆̅ͪ͛A͋͆ͦ͆R̡NI̸̤̚S̱͎̠̤͔̻͍D̷̝̳̖̊̌͆!̳̚ (3/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses Slam! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 54/100 – But he realizes how I̯͓̒ͦḊ̪͇ͬI͙̗̯ͤ͗̏͢OT̼͚̱̎͆̔͟I̼̮̤͘C̦ͨ ̧ṬHẠ̴͎̫̉̈̆T̸͉̫̾ͤ ͎̋W͔͉̾ͯOU̙͔̼ͤ̔ͦL̗̯ͬ̿Ḍ̹͔̾̈́ͮ B̸̯̘ͩ̋E̵͔̪͛ͭ ̵̳̲Ạ̦̝ͯ͋̚N̮̻̘͂͊̏͡D ̨̤Ò̙P̛͇̿TȘ̨̩ ̤̞̓ͮOṴ̜̻͊ͫ̍T̮̖͍ͫ̃͋͟ ̨ͫ͒JU̼ͮST̻̥ͩ̊͝ ̽̈́IN͘ ̠͈͓̂͊̿TI̯̮̙ͥ̆̋M͘E̥̩͡!̱̗̲̂͂͛

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Mean Look! And someonȅͫ in the crowd just flips him the birdie!
NEO EMOLGA uses Agility! Except he’s been lazy and n͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ot working out!

TURN 12
ARNISD uses San͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊dstorm! Ǐ͍͓͉ͤ͆͞T̳͑ ̣͈̪D̜̮̈́ͣE̛A̤̘͉LŞ͈̰ ̦̝̟͛̍̇Á̟͍̼Gͮ̾̊͏̣͈̗O͕̚N̰Ị̸̼̹͛̾̐ZͥͤIN͖̺̍̈̀ͅG ̠͇ͪ̊LA͌̄̾͡C̺͋͜E̘̤̟̿ͪ̅̕Ŕ̦A̛̘̥̦T͇̘̿ͩI̥̺̬͌ͫ̅ỚN ͕͈̬̏̐́D̞͊AMA̬̗̫̒͒ͯGE ̀TO̸̲̰ͭ̚ ̉ͮN̰̤̑̏EO̽ͬͮ ͥ̏Ê̸M̢͕̆O͍̤̻ͭ͛ͧL̰̠͖̍̋̂G̼̬̤̊̾͋Ȃͮ̌! (3/4)
NEO EMOLGA usȅͫs Gunk Shot! He shoots the septic plant with a rocket launchȅͫr!

TURN 13
ARNISD uses Fury Swipes! He shrȅͫds a Whismur to tiny bits and bloody pieces!
NEO EMOLGA uses Psychic Terrain͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊! And then he tȅͫlls himself to lay off the Ecstasy.

TURN 14
ARNISD uses G-Max Meltdȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒wn! And this makes a good argumen͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊t against nuclȅͫar power plants.
NEO EMOLGA uses Night Shade! But thȅͫre’s already perpetual darkness everywhere!

TURN 15
ARNISD uses Triple Kick! Hȅͫ plays deadly whack-a-mole with a Dugtrio!
NEO EMOLGA uses Wicked Blow! He fatally mashȅͫs a Magikarp’s face in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊!

TURN 16
ARNISD uses Shadow Snȅͫak! Except he’s big as hell and has n͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊owhere to hide!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sky Drȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒p! But his bomber is all out of gas thanks to a crappy supply chain crisis!

TURN 17
ARNISD uses Acuprȅͫssure! He precisely squishes a Metapod completely in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊to goo!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sacred Fire! He sets an ancient templȅͫ aflame!

TURN 18
ARNISD uses Icicle Crash! Excȅͫpt he cluelessly tears the whole hȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒use down͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses Vin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊e Whip! I͆ͥͥT̢’̊S̩̥̻ S̫̩̲͑ͬ̄Ű̑P͉͕̰EͅR̸-̙̄EF͆FE͏C̲̬̺̃ͮͪTI͓͍͋͛VE̘ ͓͎͚Ā̏N͉͚Ď͐ S̬A͕̰̺͒̂̔͢V̙̪̎͑A͗̿҉G͎͌Eͧ̿̒L͗͂҉Y̸̫̓ ̹͌B̫ͯŰ͡T͈̰CH̞̫̓ͣE̟͓͗̽RS̷͙̼͐͋͆ͅ
A̪͔̅ͯR̂̓̕N͙ͩ͘ĮS̸ͮ͒D͓̗ͪ̽ ̦͉̇̄ͦͅIN̶̰TO ̲͙͚̽̈́ͬA̮ ̛̩ͤḆ̈L̵OO̲̗͑ͦ͌ͅD̩͙͒̚Y̸͌ ҉MI̯͗SSH͢A̵P̀Eͦ̾͑҉̻̞̟N̘̺͓̽̓ͧ ͢P͆ͨUL̰̮͕̂̏͗P! (6/5)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (65/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

…that was closȅͫ and you got lucky! But that’s all I’m sayin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g.

Well, yȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒u get your 1 EXP and your choicȅͫ of…

Dȅͫvolve arnisd into a pun͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊y Pupitar!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sacrifice an Evolution Crystal and evȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒lve yourself into an atrocious Weepin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊bell!
Throw arn͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊isd screaming into your Whȅͫel!
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Decidȅͫ on your darkn͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ess!

Neo Emolga

11-18-2021, 02:23 AM

Yeah… that was dang close…

Well, this form is abysmal, so yeah, I’m Wheeling myself. Bellsprout... good riddance. Yeeesh.

AgloMe Oen

11-18-2021, 03:34 AM

Yeah… that was dang close…

Well, this form is abysmal, so yeah, I’m Wheeling myself. Bellsprout... good riddance. Yeeesh.

In͖͙̪̜̿͒̉ͬto the madness you gȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒!

NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒n (FLOWER POWER!)
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Bellossom
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Lilligan͖͙̪̜̿͒̉ͬt
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Rȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒selia
Pokémoͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹n #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Flabébé
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Gossifleur
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Shaymin͖͙̪̜̿͒̉ͬ

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Candy!!!
Theme #2: Heavy Metalhead!
Theme #3: Cyberpunk 2077
Theme #4: ‘Murica! Heck yeah!
Theme #5: Back tȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ the 90s!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Be careful, I am death.
Usertitle #2: Waffle Hȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒use Employee of the Moͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹nth
Usertitle #3: Only just begun, the Meme Wars have
Usertitle #4: Have yoͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹ur Happy Happy Times
Usertitle #5: La-bibbida-bibba-dum

You knȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒w what, yoͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹u’re right, that’s absolutely perfect for you.

Chakramaster

11-18-2021, 12:06 PM

So seeing what I'm facing...I'm gonna purchase Brass Balls and prime that for the battle to come today. Yeah I think that's for the best xD

arnisd

11-18-2021, 04:08 PM

You know, this just means i need more health to survive :p

AgloMe Oen

11-18-2021, 11:35 PM

So seeing what I'm facing...I'm gonna purchase Brass Balls and prime that for the battle to come today. Yeah I think that's for the best xD

If you wish, wḙ̲͖̼̝͎̺͙͍ͣ͂ͩ̂ͤ̈́̿́ͮ̕̕’ll seḙ̲͖̼̝͎̺͙͍ͣ͂ͩ̂ͤ̈́̿́ͮ̕̕ if it was wo̷̱̯͙͇͕̜̱̤̬̞̭͎̫ͤͨ̇̐̉ͪͧͩͪ͐ͨ͂̉rth it!

AgloMe Oen

11-19-2021, 12:12 AM

Stare into the laughin̉̓͠͏̶̼̞g face of madne̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅss!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, hỏ͌̓w̜̆l͔̹͗̔i̓n̜̙̩̾ͥ̃g ͇ͣat ͈͑̌ͅt̅͋ͨh̫̺͉̎ͭͫe m͉̂oonͬ a̯̦s̤̬̪̉̒ͪ ̫̜̋̍a ̈́̉d͕̣̯e̺̤̒̉r̭͊ȁ̜nĝ̺eḓ̯̼̽ͥ̎ ͛w̦̽e̝͉̮͛ͤͩreŵ̞̩ͨo̗̲̣̒ͬ̋l̺̹̹̓́̓f, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Emolga an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d CHAKRAMASTER as Gurdurr to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Voltaire Magneton Chakramaster

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/587.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ the Wheel option̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as yŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅu like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

VS

CHAKRAMASTER https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/533.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Eve̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅry time you make an̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Yŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅur Max HP for each battle is incre̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

The G̜͚̈ͫR̹͛IM̊ͦ̆ ̥̹͂̀C͙̹ͬ̎OIN ̟̈́OF̮̤̤͂͑̍ ͕͌Ṣ̪̖͑͛̍Ḧ̯̜̼̍ͤA̠͑MB̫̓LI͓͔̦ͧͩ̋N̗̠G̋̍̀ ̹̬̏̆͐ͅUNDE̚AD̠͈ ABOM̼̲̝ͣ̈̚I͎ͦṆͮA͔ͩT̺͇̦͌ͨ͋I͓͈͉O͗N͎͍̠S has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes the chaos with Con̉̓͠͏̶̼̞strict! He chokes a he̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅlpless Treecko tŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅ death!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON use̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs Rock Throw! Except he misses and smacks a Psyduck between the eyes!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Substitute̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ! ȊͅT̫ͅ ̬̌C̤͚Ă͎U̜̗͈Ṣ͈̤EŠ͈̹̀ S̱̖EV̾̽E̲̣̪͊̿̒R̩̰̻E͇̯̬ͨ̎̋ ̮̈́M̔ͤẼ̞N͖͎ͅTAL̗̤̥ͥ͋̚ AGON̹Y̮̿ ̺̹ͦ̑T͉̲̼͊̿͌Ő̪̦̊ V̊ͨO̭̻̒ͧL̿̈TAI͋R̹̳͖͆͆̃E̿ MAGNË͉́T͑ͮO̪͎ͫͣN!! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Triple Axel! And then̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ he realize̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs he stupidly built the car all wrong!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER use̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs Head Charge! He plugs live electric wires in̉̓͠͏̶̼̞to a Machop’s head, making it explode!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Play Nice! Except his heart is already tŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅo filled with vile darkn̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ess!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses De̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅvastating Drake! He uses dark mutagen̉̓͠͏̶̼̞s on a Ducklett, turning it into a monstrous abomination!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Double Te̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅam! IṰ̥ D̃̍̎RI̊̈́ͥVͥ͆̚ES͛ͯ ̫̖̖̅̃̔CHAK̺ͥR͍͆A̗͎̓̋M̼A̯̯͌̄S͔̮ͭ͆Ṱ͑E̓̔ͫŘ̙’S̋͆ ̥̯̱̽ ̭͓̼M̰͚IN͚̻͗̈́D ̰̙͆̚I͌ͫ͂NṪ̾̚Ŏ̗ H͕͕ͮ̔Ō̺R̯̈́R̎͆Ë̱̰͇̓ͭND̠͚O̬̱͛́U͍̜̰Š̤̹̚ Cͥ͆͗H̹̤̎̒Aͨ̄̒O͓͌S̮̲͓ͥ̆͌!̖̙̟ͤ̓̍ (1/5)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Smack Down! Í̥̯̜̓̒T̩͂͆ͅ ͆ͩͪ̽̄B̘̩͕͑͌͑R͚̟̳̰̿ͮ͂ͮṲ̤̯͆͛ͪTͧͭ͗̋̐ͣ̚A̱͋L̝L̞͕̒̅͂̾̍ͅ ͍͎Y̱̯̟̠̐̽͒́ ̤͈̮̼̰̀ͨ̄͐͛M̎̚UR̠ͪD̠̰̻̍̌̑Ȇ̘̞͇ͤ̚R͓̤̼̬̠̒͆̓̑̇S ͖͕̬̦ͬͥ͑ͤV̼͕̹̖̪ͧ̊ͬ̑̆O̎̌ͧͪ̈́Ḷ̲̥͚̼̇̀̽̓̓TA͋̐̉ͨI͖̭̫ͭ̈͊͂ ̞R̦̳̗̪̣̰̀͋͊ͤ̊̏E̱̞̮̳̹̟͒̃ͣͭ̔ͫ ̙̮͇͙͓̩̍̂̅͛ͭͨ̐ͅM͍̦̮̙͓͓̐̓ͥ͒̅́̑ͅA̫̭̙GN͔E̖͍̪̙͕̲ͥ͛̐̇͋ͪ̏ ̪TON ̺͖̘͚̗̟̃̑͗̇ͯͩ̒ͅI͚̱͚͇̩͖̠ͩ̎̓ͪͪ͋̽NTO̫̺͉͇̺̰ͅ ̱͔̹́ͭ̄A̱̙̮ͬͬ͂ BL͙̓O̻͍͚̲Ỏ̫DY ̻͍̣ͤ̓ͤPỊL͚͖̗͇͇͇̔ͬ̉̏̇͛Ė̈́ͯ̃!̯̯̙̯̤͊͒͊ͣ̿!̱̻̖̓̓̍

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https://i.postimg.cc/ZKd9pPvW/Win-Thing-Aglome-Oen.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (60/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Deliciously brutal!

Dȅͫvolve and egg-murde̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅr Voltaire!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sacrifice an Evolution̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ Crystal and evȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒lve yourself into an horrendous Conkeldurr
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Keep in min̉̓͠͏̶̼̞d, you’re going to be force-fed Voltaire̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ’s Just Desserts, so don’t dŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅ anything stupid kn̉̓͠͏̶̼̞owing that!

Chakramaster

11-19-2021, 12:38 AM

changed my mind...I'm gonna just devolve Voltaire

AgloMe Oen

11-19-2021, 03:15 AM

changed my mind...I'm gonna just devolve Voltaire

He gets egged, but you’re eatinͮ͒̒g your own Wheel this time!

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Poke̳͚̞͖̊̓ͯͣmonͮ͒̒
Pokémo̟̳n #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Slaking
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Slurpuff
Pokémonͮ͒̒ #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Braxie̳͚̞͖̊̓ͯͣn
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Minccino̟̳
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme̳͚̞͖̊̓ͯͣ #1: Fallout
Theme #2: Rando̟̳m Place on Earth
Theme #3: Buddies with Ryan Reynͮ͒̒old
Theme #4: Pikachu. Pikachu e̳͚̞͖̊̓ͯͣverywhere
Theme #5: Winter means fun in the SNOW

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I like eggs
Usertitle̳͚̞͖̊̓ͯͣ #2: I'm winning!!!!1!1!!
Usertitle #3: Goo̟̳d times on PXR
Usertitle #4: This isn't eve̳͚̞͖̊̓ͯͣn my final form!
Usertitle #5: Pikachu fanͮ͒̒!

AgloMe Oen

11-19-2021, 03:18 AM

Maň͉̯͇͇ͭ̊̓̂̓ͅͅy of you will die̮̫̟͎͉͉ͧ͗̈́́ͥ̋̚ͅ, but that’s a sacrifice I’m williň͉̯͇͇ͭ̊̓̂̓ͅͅg to̽̂̎͒̈́ͦ̚ make̮̫̟͎͉͉ͧ͗̈́́ͥ̋̚ͅ!

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SEASON 11

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LILLIGANT https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/549.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PICHU https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/172.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS PIKACHU https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PALPITOAD https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/536.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ALCREMIE https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/869.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS TYRANITAR https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS MACARGO https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/219.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Voltaire Magneton

11-19-2021, 02:07 PM

Gonna use my coins to upgrade my Compensator to Level 2, which will get me the following:

Shellos > Gastrodon (the Blue-green one) (2)
Scraggy > Scrafty (2)

Chakramaster

11-19-2021, 02:48 PM

I'm gonna purchase and prime Cheaty Cookie right away! Odds all around me are against me

AgloMe Oen

11-19-2021, 11:26 PM

Gonna use my coins to upgrade my Compensator to Level 2, which will get me the following:

Shellos > Gastrodon (the Blue-green one) (2)
Scraggy > Scrafty (2)

Sure, sure̼̩̲ͥͨͣ, but truly… the livin̗̦͖̥͙̫͒̋̓̓̄̋g just do̤͔͇̣͉͙͗̐͋ͥ̆̚n’t unde̼̩̲ͥͨͣrstand the ben̗̦͖̥͙̫͒̋̓̓̄̋efits of death!

I'm gonna purchase and prime Cheaty Cookie right away! Odds all around me are against me

You might n̗̦͖̥͙̫͒̋̓̓̄̋eed way mo̤͔͇̣͉͙͗̐͋ͥ̆̚re than that, but at le̼̩̲ͥͨͣast it’s a start! Ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-19-2021, 11:28 PM

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As I’ve said be̹͇͖͖̣̣͇̮̩͔̤̳ͣ͗̾̐͊̉̓̎̾͒͗ͪfore, at least it’s so̤͔͇̣͉͙͗̐͋ͥ̆̚methin͊͊͐͂̆ͤ̏͑̃͑̾͛̎g! Be happy abo̤͔͇̣͉͙͗̐͋ͥ̆̚ut that!

Hey, don’t blame me, blame… inflation͊͊͐͂̆ͤ̏͑̃͑̾͛̎, or some̹͇͖͖̣̣͇̮̩͔̤̳ͣ͗̾̐͊̉̓̎̾͒͗ͪthing like that! Go̤͔͇̣͉͙͗̐͋ͥ̆̚ on now!

AgloMe Oen

11-20-2021, 12:02 AM

Time for onệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅ of you to beco͐̌̓̍͊̂me a horren̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤdous meat mess!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, g̬͆o̗̅i̽ͫ̑n̻͓̔ͧġ̫̲͋ ǒ͈ṇ ̲͛a ͭ̚T̮e͗̋x͛as̯̣ ͥ̐ͫchâ̭̱͐i̩̼͍̎ͭ͌n̺̺̣saw͊͌ m̘ͅa͗̏̊ss̭̹̱ͪ͆́a̳̠ͧ̾c̖̱r̘̺̟ẹ̺̘, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NOBLEJANOBII as Mệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅga Mawile an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Noblejanobii SlickSlack

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SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mo͐̌̓̍͊̂re stages of Pokémon̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twicệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅ for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤ attack that would genệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅrate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

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SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Whệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅel option̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤ after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No͐̌̓̍͊̂ Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FOUL COIN OF HORRIFIC NIGHTMARES has declare̻̅͞d SLICKSLACK strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SLICKSLACK unleashes the anarchy with Ice Bệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅam! She blasts a glacier with a laser rifle to speed up climate chan̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤge!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Ooze! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 20/100 – BUT SHE REALIZES HOW DͦͨUṂB̌̔ ̞̹̪O̟̻F̼̄ ͭ͂ÅN ̲̟ͯͣI̠͙D̓E̤͇̠ͨ̊̑Ȧ̒͛ ͖̳̤THͪ̄A̞̗͖Tͮͩͮ ͙̰ͭͮI̺S̜͗ ͈͓̀ͨAṆ̭̂̈́D̦̥̞̽̒ͧ ͍̯̮̋̿ͬP̆̈́͒U̬̤͗ͣLL̙S̪ͯ TͦH̒Ê̊ͨ ̓P̻̦͖L͂̔U̼̒Ǵͯ ̯̫̌ͩO̯͉ͩ̀N Ĩ͎͈̻ͭͯT͓̳͕͆ͬ̑!̆̔

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Ice Beam! Yeah, because that workệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅd so well last time!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Skệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅtch! She scribbles unholy nightmarish scrawl all o͐̌̓̍͊̂ver her walls!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Withdraw! But that would make her lo͐̌̓̍͊̂ok like a pan̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤsy-looking coward!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Meteo͐̌̓̍͊̂r Beam! Except she misses and blows up a planet instead.

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Head Smash! She grabs a sledgehammer and busts o͐̌̓̍͊̂pen the head of a Psyduck to see what’s in̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤside!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Strệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅngth! IT̠̭ ̞̬̞̋̓̏S̩͕ͯ̾TR͔̿I̺̾K̼̾E̞ͯSͣ SL̞͇͊̓I͕̠̞̺͊͊̿̔C͓̦̣͈̼͙̰KS͓̖̯̘ͧ̐ͧ͐̎ͅLACK͈̲̩̳͛̾͛ͧͨ ͍ ͋S͎̙̱̗̭̪̋̎͑̿͋̊Á̳̼̤̣͇ͥ̿ͣ̎ͥͅV͚͇̹̗͙̤̩̾̇̄̓͋̔̽Ā̻Ḡ̥E̚ ̱͈̩͋̄L̪͕̱͇̬̰ͮͩ̓̑̆ͣ̌ͅY̹̗͖͍̦̘ͬ͂̄̅̓̊ ̈͐ͦͦ͌̍̀F͕̥͕O̟͍͕̗R̲̲ ̭̳EX͔̪̝̥ͣͮͬͪTͣRA͙̣
B͇̩̦ͭͮ̀L̞͇O̭̥͗̆O̎D̖̖̹͖̎ͣ͆̏S͇̥͇̬̼H̏ͫ̾̍͐̉̍ED̼̂͊ͥͩ̈̅̓ ̺͓̟͖̞̻!͖ (1/3)

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Grassy Terrain! She plants seeds ovệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅr the burial moun̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤds to conceal the bodies!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Charm! She hypnotizes a Bun̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤeary to become her mind-contro͐̌̓̍͊̂lled slave!

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses Sunsteel Strike! But shệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅ can’t stand the light and cowers back into the darkness!
NOBLEJANOBII uses To͐̌̓̍͊̂xic Spikes! She slathers cyan̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤide all over a cactus and smacks a helpless Clefairy with it!

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Pyro Ball! And as if o͐̌̓̍͊̂n cue, Californ̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤia is on fire all over again!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grass Knot! I͠T̅̕͞͞ ̩̤̯͈̲̗̣̞̇̇̾̏͗̏͆͒͘U̱̦͍͚̼̟̪̳̤̳̣̤̪ͦ̑̎ͣ̑̌́̊̊̀͗̈́̀̚ͅN̠̒̚ ͚L͈͉̟̗͈̜̺̜̙̤̞̻̹͖̤̿͆͑͋̃̎͂̄ͯ̃͊͊͆̂ͦE͑́̋̊̍͒̏̀͂̓̐ͪ̋̚͟Aͭ ̘S̛̈́̎͛͌͋͂ͥ̚H̛Ȇ̵̡̏S̼͉̥̱̩̞̔̒ͨ̄ͤ̽ ̸̵̳͇̜̹̟̝͔̘̭͖̦M̷̤A̩͕̱̤͇͐̊ͮͫ̚͠S̰̝̯̝̺̜̠͚͖̭̼̯̹͢S̥̼̥͙͙I ̴̮͔̖̪̩V̡͎̣͈͍͓͔͉͙͚̯̟́ͨ͋̅́̔͌͐̾͂ͫË͔͓̰̪͕̣̬́̿̔̃ͨ́͆͆̅̆ͪ̅ ͉̙̤̣̬ ̵̛́Ḟ͍͇̙͉̼̞͌̎̇̌̋L͜҉̛E̖̞̙̫̪͔̒̔̅̏̋̀̚͟͢SH̿ͩ͐͑̔ͭͣ̎ͧ͑̊̚ ̇ͭ-C̯̮̲̝̱̯ON͈̹͈̻̪̝̲͚̯̬̗͙̝͑̃͗̌̋͋̿ͯ̿ͬ̅̌̏̚ͅS̩̯̪̩̃̇̅̉U̶̷͜ ̫̯͕̪͉̰̰̗̗̙͓̟M̦̰̬̠̼̼̳͉͔͙ͬ̄̔͑͒̀ͤ͋̆ͭI̻͙͚̞̲̱̩̘̻͙͓͈Nͨ̾ͦ ̵̱̞͓͖̙ͬͨ͟G̠̦͎͚̺̓͒͋͒̉͘͢ ̵̵̗̰̼̯̺̼̗̤̜̬͙̞̟́Ș̻͔̥̗͔̱̘̲ͦ̐́̿̔ͤͭ̄̚͘͝Lͪ̃̉̉̈́ͣ͒ͤ̊́̄͊ ̖̼̞̠̟̠͙̝̞̼͙͎̣͓ͮͩĄ͡Ŭ̻̞̜̥̫̬ͦ́ͫͯͬG̪͈̪̞̳͐̓̽ͨͭH͚̲̹̩̖͢ ͎̞͈͙T̨̡͔̝̰̞̯̰̭͆̌̑ͯ̏̀̀E̦̖̻̝̘̥̭̹̩͐̌ͭ͂̔̋̎̀̈́Rͦ͆̆̐͗ͪ̀̓ͣ ̨͆̔ͯͭ͛́͝͞ A͖̦̱̥̞̰̼̰͓͔͛ͪͩ̿ͤ̓͒̐̑̿Ģ̞͚̳̥͚̦͕̝͋͂ͬ̀ͤ̽ͨ̆͜A͚͇͖͇Ǐ̽̌͊ ̩̪̼͓̭̫̘͎̞̣̜̝̩̲̆́͆̓̑̈́̌̈́ͤ̊́͟͜N̗Ś̴͉T͏҉ ̯̔̕S͗̑͛̑ͩ̍ͧL̀͡I̴͈͉̮̞̯̥̯̬̜̙͂̍ͬ̓̿̿̔͒͑̀C͉͚̐̑̃͜ͅK̽͑̍̔̄ ͗̏̈́ͧS̋̈́̑̒͒ͣͮL̒̇̉ͫͮ͡҉͈̫̺̗̕ͅAC̺͙̭̮̘͌̈́̋ͯ̉̀̚͘͜ͅͅK̈́̓ͩ͒̚ ͚̯̖͖͉̊ͅ,̄ ̴̵̵͖̙̖̪͎̲̲̠V́̈͛̈͆̀̀̋ͪ͜͢҉͇̦͍̰͕̹̩̹͓APO̊̍ͧͪ́͗̋ͣ̄̓̚R̓̂ ̷͒̒̊́̉ͤ̓̿͒̿ͧ҉͚̞̟̲̤̗̦̦͙̹̦̟̖̕I̋́̔ͤ̿̾̂̑͗ͩZ̑ͯ̏ͣ́͐ͯ̾͆͑̔ ̶̡̨̱͕͉̪̞̻̰̬̝̼͎̘̯̱̍̌̓́ͅÍ͛͋ͣͭ͡N̦̳̺̤̘͂̓̂̎̑͜G̡̍̌̐̄̇̄͝ ̨ Ḫ͇̅̈E̿͊̿̿̇̏ͩ̇̀ͨ̇Ŗ̸͆ͮͯͨ͒ͨ̈͐́̉́̚҉ ̝̱̦̟̥̻̬͉͖̥͇̜͔̘͍͂̾̏͂ͥ͆̇̊̓ͤ̈́ͭ͋̓̚B̾̉̃̅ͫ̀͜͠O͢͢Ḑ̶̯̐̏̄̓ ̗̞̬Y̢̠̞̜̣ ̢̢̐͛͑͂ͨ͑͒̂̓̿͂̿I̸ͪ͗͗ͭ͊̀ͩ͘N̠̗̣͇̝͇̳̲̎̈́̂ͧͩ͌ͦ̋T̃́ͧͥ̓̋̍̈́ ̱͈̯̙͎͈̥̟Oͯͧ̑͋̂ͤ͒ͯ͏͇̠̯̫̮͓̞̞͜ ̛̺̣͍̝̙̲̤͇̪͉̍͆́̏ͩͯͣ̊̓ͣ͡M̶͉̮̺͚̱̩̰͙̈͛̓͊ͯ̔ͮ̓Iͫ̏̀̌̅͛ͪͭͧ ͏̞͇̤̜͕̣̻̺͎͘͡S̥͚̜̮T̩̰̹̦̪͉̝͚̫̺̩̜̱̠̏̅̎́ͩ̌͋ͯ͗̈́ͥ͗̃͊̀!̞ͤ (7/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (57/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Oh, o͐̌̓̍͊̂h, that… n̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤow T̵̐ͨ̊H͒̇́͂̓̔A̻̳̍̐͗̕ͅT̝̜̖̻͇͆͛̎͂̒ ̡̼̲͎͙ͮ̎̋ͧ̋ͅḮ̖̗̲͎̟̮̝͂ͩͬ̋ͯͮS͚̪͈͙̦̆̉͆͌̊ A ̥̠̯͍̜̇͂̅̋͆FI͔̩͓N̜̘̰̮̥ͩ̌̽͌̆̂ͅĨ̟̲ͪS͛͒ͤ̄͘H̶ͫ̈́̚Ẽ͜R̀͆ ̑̚͠!́ Do that! Do that morệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅ, we’re all entertain̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤed by that!

Noble, you get your well-dệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅserved 1 EXP for a delightful slaughter and yo͐̌̓̍͊̂ur dark selệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅction of…

Dȅͫvolve Slick in̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤto a miserable Tympole!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Or hurl the vệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅry little left of Slick’s corpse into the n̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤightmare of your Wͭ͋HE̚E̥ͥL̫ͅ!

Render ultimate tệ̢̼̣̞̞̹ͤ̏̓̈̓ͧ͟͟ͅrror!

Noblejanobii

11-20-2021, 02:40 AM

Wheel! Wheel!

AgloMe Oen

11-20-2021, 03:51 AM

Wheel! Wheel!

N̦͆o̱̯̺͐̀̈́ h̖̩͕̽͒̇e̟̱̮s̈ͅi̮̮̞tatiͭͫ̊o̜̞̺̒͌̐n͍,͓͇͍̓̈ͭ ́̒̃no̖ͣ ́me͈̫ͣ̿rc͉͒y̓̔ͬ!̻̤̋͊ ̙M͍̲u͈h̯͑a͍͔̪̅̒ͯ ̖ͧh̖̍a͚͕̺ͪ̆͌ ̭͈̣̄̾ͫh͓̞͉ͭͬ̋a̟̘̦ ̓ha͈̓!̜

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NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Po̞͖̤̰̻̮͂̅̊ͭͩ͆kémoñ͛ͥ̒̃
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Pokémoñ͛ͥ̒̃ #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcutě̹̙̠̋́
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Thě̹̙̠̋́mes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Domiñ͛ͥ̒̃ic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bo̞͖̤̰̻̮͂̅̊ͭͩ͆p
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Po̞͖̤̰̻̮͂̅̊ͭͩ͆ny

Wheel #3 of Usě̹̙̠̋́rtitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, yo̞͖̤̰̻̮͂̅̊ͭͩ͆u had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wonderiñ͛ͥ̒̃g how I ě̹̙̠̋́nded up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Ceñ͛ͥ̒̃tral Jersě̹̙̠̋́y exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fuñ͛ͥ̒̃ for the Whole Family!

I always find this sadistically ě̹̙̠̋́ntertaiñ͛ͥ̒̃ing!

C0L0R3D

11-20-2021, 08:08 AM

I feel like I somewhat deserve this for forcing the deck onto you last time. Which is very fair.

AgloMe Oen

11-20-2021, 07:15 PM

The audience demaṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ds bloò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅd! And hḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩre, we N̩͇͇͆͐͒E̫͖̣ͫ́̅V͛̾̉ͤ̿E̳̦̯͎͔͙͑ͨ̽̀̑ͥͤͅR̤ disappoint the audience!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, infestiṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗g the lands with his dark pestileṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ce, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Alcrḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩmie an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SHRUIKAN as Macargo to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Voltaire Magneton Shruikan

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/869.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Whḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩel option after wiṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! Nò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅ Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémoṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/219.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stagḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩs of Pokémò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅn to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damagiṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗g result (not very effective/no effect), you havḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩ a 33% chance ò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅf stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The M͂̀͐͛Ő̭̲̺͉̮̩̠̋̐ͩ͒͗̈́N̓̄͐ͯ̊̒̚STR̾̏̑O̝̻Uͩ̀ͣ͊͑S CͣͧO̦̠̳̞̥̼̟I̺̙̻̲͈̰̱̅ͩ̇̀͐̔͗N̬͙̺͍̰̠̓ͣͥ̾͌͛̚ͅ O̥͇̗͛ͮͬF̰͔̫̮̬ͯ̉̀̇ͦ ̭̝ͮͩB̳̖̱̟̼͎ͅL͚̭̜̘̞̗Ô̬̣̲̄͂O̙͔̿̆Dͫ̅̃̂-̯̬͇̩̼̟̼͒̓̽̋ͩ̑͐SU̦̟̝̝̦CK͉̬͈͉̳̦I̩ͧNGͤͫͫ̑̌͐͂ ͍̞̇ͧN̼̱͈͕̟͌̓̆͂͗I͛ͥG̠̩͕̦̼̥͍H̰̜͖̯͓̟̼̽̏͒̓̌̏͑T̊ͩ̓̾̋M̹͉ ̬͕̞A̘̲͉R͔ͨE͂̌ͪ̋̈́̚̚Ŝ̰̻̺̭̤̎̇̅̂ͫͅ has declare̻̅͞d VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks off the slaughtḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩr with Skitter Smack! He squashes a skitteriṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗g Spinarak with a shovel!
SHRUIKAN uses U-turn! But he eṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ds up snapping the neck of a Hitmò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅnchan doing that.

TURN 2
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON usḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩs Water Pulse! And yep, after drowṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ing a Pidgey, he finds thḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩre’s no heartbeat in it!
SHRUIKAN uses Mystical Fire! He sets a temple on fire in his arsoṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ist frenzy!

TURN 3
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅle Play! But he’d rathḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩr act out his chainsaw massacre fantasies in reality.
SHRUIKAN uses Milk Drink! But he already turned his Miltanks into hamburgers!

TURN 4
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅlt! Except he overloads the powḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩr grid and ṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ow everyone in town hates his guts.
SHRUIKAN uses Lava Plume! I̲̪͎̤̿͐̓͒Tͩ̎̽ RE̺̲̫̫̮͌̆̒ͪ̚Ś͕̦̥̱̘͍́̈́̑̍̓ULTS̫̗̜͕̯̓̋̿̉͂ ̞̜̠Ḯ́̆͑͆̎N̮͔ ͙̫̜͉̺̺̎̂́ͪ͗̓S̅̒A̟͔̟͖ͫ̾ͮ̓V̠̩̘̮A̹̰̮̳̪GE ̻̜̤̗̫͚̦͑̂̊̑ͦ̆ͤ3͙̟̩̻̪̲̪ͧͬ͌̒̓̇̈R̯̓D-̺͍̣̺̌͋͒̐D̜̘͕̙̄̏̃͛E̩̤͈͈̘ͮ̈́͗͂̒G̅̾͑ͯ̑R̠̰̄ͧE̦̰̫̫͌ͦͩ̈́̌͐ ̝̠E͕̠̮͇͐ͭ̔ͧ B͗͂̉U͉̦͓͑ͩ̆R̭̲̲̦̥̖̻̍ͪ̿̌̑ͤͪNS̫̓ O̭̺̼̝̼̥̖̍͌̒̏̽͛̚N͌̾̓̑̾̏ͣ ͉ͬV̩̥̬̭ͅOͤ̎ͧ̒̉̔͗LTAI̥̤̲R͚̲͕͎̗͓̊͐͊͌̿̊É͇̟̮̜̞̮̓̀̏͆ͭ̏ ͉ ͈͓͎͉͕͔͔ͬ͋ͪ̽͑ͥ́M͈̍̆ͅA̻̭͇̲̥ͬ̄̓̈́̀G̯͍̰͇̾̃̋̓NE̿̾ͬ̅T̋̈́̑O ̬̰͉̔̉̏Ṉ͎͉̝̊ͥ̏͋̚ͅ!̂ͪͯͯ (3/3)

TURN 5
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON usḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩs Trop Kick! He kicks a Tropius in the back of the neck, snapping it in a dò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅzen places!
SHRUIKAN uses Water Pledge! He decides to drowṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ his next victim!

TURN 6
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rock Wrḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩcker! He fires a ṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗uke at an unsuspecting Geodude!
SHRUIKAN uses U-turn! And he’s really into snapping necks again!

TURN 7
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗etic Flux! It causes a Metagross’s mind to go berserk, sending it ò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅn a killing rampagḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩ!
SHRUIKAN uses Smack Down! He smashes a Cleffa’s face into the asphalt and turṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗s it into goop!

TURN 8
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗arl! He screams at the moon, summoning legiò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅns of the damned from the ground!
SHRUIKAN uses Protect! IT͋ ͎̯͉͉͓̪C̟͙̟̳̭A̝͈̜̩͌̎̄ͩǓ̜̠̗̊ͭS͍̰̬̳̳ͅE̲̬̪̖ͪ̊̾̍Sͯ̓̓̽̄ ̈ͬ ̫̖̩̳̓̋̄̓S͓͛Ĕ̫͔̙͓̪̲ͧ͂ͪ͐͑̄ͅV̋͋̓ͦͤ̋̽E̖̹̤ͅRE͍̗͔͈̠ ̖ ̲̞̭̓ͤ̍M̐̓͒͗ͫEͪ͂ͬ̆̾ͮ̚N͉͇̱̦̽̀̂͊TA̜̞̳̥͔L͈̞ ̬͉̎̚D̓ͥͪ̈́ͤͩA̦̼̞ͬ͑ͥM̥̣̜͎ͦͪ̈ͦAͭ̅̓G̣̳̼̩͖ͯ̍̔̔̃E̎͆̃ ͭ ̺̝TO̘̲̼̤̲̳ ̭͗V̲̯͔̰̟͔̩̍̽ͩ̑ͥͪ̆Oͩͣ͋LT̺̞̤͕̬̖̹A͕̹̘̙͕̦̎̿́̇̆̇Iͮ͌̆̀̒̌ ̞̪̫̪̪̻R̠̗͉̻͆̿ͬͣͥͅE̋̈́ ̳̺͋ͣM̜̤̺͋ͩ̏A͕̗̬̪͋ͨ͋̆͐ͅG̲̦̣̪͚̒̿͒͛̑N͎̼͙̥͔̺̘E̗̲̭͑ͬ̽̽͑ ̥̬TO̠͍̊̓Ń̟̖̹̤͕̮̼̂̏ͤ̂ͣ̂,
C̬̓A̼̖͕͎̰ͬ̾̓ͣ̈U̳̙S̠̹͖̦̖̦ͦͩ͂ͫ̅̆Ī̜͍͓̟̣͈̠̆ͧ͆ͪ̾͊Nͣͦ̒͗ ̼̙͈ͅG͍̉ H̩̩̪̲̫IS̪̾ M̠̤͙͖̖͋̈́͗̌̾I͎̫̭̯ͧͣ͐͊N̟͔̣̝̙̹D̲̯͐̓ ͔̱̯͓̼̝͋͋̍̅͐̔T̝͈͉̘̣̈́̓̍̓̏̉ͅO̺̙̎͂ ͕͖͚̤͔̑ͩ̔́̀B̹̞̬̠̣̮͇ͩ̉͊̎̀ͧͫÉ̪̺̹͖͛ͤ̽Č̃͋OM̻̜̹̟̮̞ ̮E͋ U͆͑͐̚Ň͇̝̣͐͂H̺̳̯͙̥͉́͂͗͌̿ͣ̂ͅI̙͌N͇̻̙̼̪͔̠ͣ̂ͬ̈́ͭͧͬG͓̗ͦ͛ E̞̞͚̹͖̐͋́̾̔D̗͕̱̎ͭ̅!̤͍̫̗̂͌ͧͪ (2/3)

TURN 9
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON usḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩs Crush Grip! He squashes a Weedle into gò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅo with only one hand!
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon Dance! He murders a Dragoṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ite and reanimates its undead body into a hellish jig!

TURN 10
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mimic! He admirḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩs Jigsaw’s work and makes deadly games of his own for his victims to ḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩnjoy!
SHRUIKAN uses Hidden Power! But he messes it up and ḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩnds up summoning legions of disappò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅinted demons instead.

Voltaire, you should kṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ow how this works by now! Here’s a great examplḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩ for you to follow to jog your memory!
A̮̖͍̍̽͑G͚͇̖͇̪̬̾ͧ͑̅̄̍LO͖͍̯͔̜̣͛̐̎͊͋ͫMĔ̩͙̑ ͧ̄͋ͣ̀̐͆Ŏ͊ͭ̈ͦͫ͐E͍͚̬̯̟͋̍̑ͯͫŃ I̟̤̹̝̘͙͛̽̐̈̂ͬNF͖̱̹̫̱̩̯̃ͥ͆ͭ̃̔͋LḮC̻T͎̮̯̖̖̻S ͙̠̖̮͙̪̍ͮ̋͑̍̇T͕̒E̫̹R̔ͭ̂̇̒̈́M͇̼͎͈͓I̒N̍͊̏ͧ̆AL͇̺̠̎̾ͩ͐ͫͅ ̜ ̜͈͍̮͍̼̬BL̗̫Oͬͯ͒O̖̼̲̣D̖͉̞̹̟̦͇ͭͭͦͫͤ̑̑ ̺̝̖̣̮͗͂͊̚̚H͍̘̳̦̼̄̍ͧ͋ͯE̩̜̻̻̤͇̙͛ͩͮ͛̾̀͋M̌͗̋̏O̮͑͋͌̽ͥͤ̾ ̺̝̻̝̖̮R̲͓͈͎̂ͮ͗̓Ŕ̟̝̤̿͗H̜͙̝̞̒̄̓̎Ạ̙͉̱Ğ̬̜̮̳͍̫͑̑ͧ͒̚I ̘͈̲̺̜͙͛̿̓̉̈́̏͒ͅN̋͒͊G̘̣̹͕ O͈̯͎̜̹͕͇N ̺̲͗̐V̖͍̣̱ͬ̃̇ͤO͓̦̣̙̹ͅͅL̬̹̲̩̳̪̖̎ͫ̃̎̍ͧ͒T͓́AI̲̟ͩ̉̂̇̊ͧ̊ ͈̘̝̦̪Ŕ͕͔̬̲̊̆̀E ͆̋M̰̝̼͕̜ͅA̞̰͍̥̋ͭͦ̎G͔̤̘̟̼̙N̹͈͂̐͂ͅEͮͤͤT͚̮͖̲̜̠̎͊ͮͪ̊̊͐ ͙O̹̲̝ͦ̓ͬN! (3/3)
Keep in mind paiṉ̻̯͙̘̔̽̓̈́͗ is a really good teacher!

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (35/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Ooooh, I do havḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩ to say, that always gives mḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩ warm, fuzzy feelings. Warm… d̊ͤ́̊̎i̞̝͍͙̹͛ͬͥ̇ͭ̚ͅA̰̰̱͈b̦̥͌̒o̓͛ͥ̽͛Lì͕̯͔̉ͬcͮ̃a L̼̗ feḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩlings.

Shruikan, you gḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩt your 1 EXP and your dark dḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩcision of…

Dȅͫvolve Voltairḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩ in̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤto a disgusting Milcḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩry!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Get your revenge and toss Voltaire’s corpsḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩ into the horrors of your Wͭ͋HE̚E̥ͥL̫ͅ!
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Enjò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅy yò̗̺͇̿̎͂ͅur harvest of ḙ̼̺͉̦̼ͣͪͪ̈́̈ͩvil!

Shruikan

11-21-2021, 02:25 PM

You know what, I haven't wheeled enough (read: any) people this game, so I'll bring out the wheel... On myself that is! Give me the madness!
...Also I really don't wanna be a Magcargo anymore. ;_;

AgloMe Oen

11-21-2021, 07:51 PM

You know what, I haven't wheeled enough (read: any) people this game, so I'll bring out the wheel... On myself that is! Give me the madness!
...Also I really don't wanna be a Magcargo anymore. ;_;

Oh sure̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠! Magcargo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ is awful, I n̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘ever feel any ping of guilt for using their souls in my dark sacrifices! In fact you were̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠ n̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘ext on my list!

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SHRUIKAN RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Poke̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠mon̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ultra-Necrozma (Dusk Mane Line)
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Sylveon
Pokémon̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘ #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Brio̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙nne
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Dree̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠py
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Vulpix
Pokémon̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘ #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Emolga

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Gemston̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘es Galore
The̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠me #2: Digital Glitch
Theme #3: Magical Girls
Theme #4: Inverted Colours
Theme #5: Phan̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘tom Thie̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠f

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠ #1: I am Ferdin̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘and von Aegir
Usertitle #2: #1 Magikarp fan
Usertitle #3: !uhcakiP
Usertitle #4: Life̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠ needs thin̮̥͙ͩ̆̽͘gs to live
Usertitle #5: (=^･ω･^=)

There̸̵̽̎ͧ̀ͣ̋̒ͣ͆͠ you go̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙, much better! Ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-21-2021, 09:05 PM

Invite everyo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ne you kn͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬow to the bloodbath!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, cursing the lands with infernal plague̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NEO EMOLGA as Lilligant an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d ARNISD as Tyranitar to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Neo Emolga arnisd

NEO EMOLGA https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/549.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙u have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for e̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ach battle is in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬcreased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The H̏̋̍Ë̼̟͖ͣ͊A̩̾R͞TL̥͖̭ͨ̓͗E͋͂ͫȘͪS͉̩̄ͦ C͢Ò͓̳̙͊̄Í͎̼̯N̯͓ͣ̆ ̤͕̈̈́O͐͗F͚̆͆͜ͅ D̢̦̭A̋̏͊͏R͉͔̿̔K͕̳̟̓̎̍ ͔̦̤̀̀̌R̶̾Î̻Tͥ̇U͖̫ͦ̄AL̦͗S̟̮ͤ̽ has declare̻̅͞d NEO EMOLGA strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts the infe̩̲̯ͧ̿̋rnal chao̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙s with G-Max Sweetness! And now a bunch of people are on dialysis!
NEO EMOLGA uses Safeguard! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 79/100 - B̡̳̭ͯͩUT̒ͩ͋ ̧̳HĒͫ ́͛͜F͙̹̯ͨ͋̇A̙͠I͗ͪL̲̹̳̈̽ͭS̡͙ ̠̝̭͛̏́Aͥ͆̅T̘͂ ̵͗̂I̗̖͐ͦN͙̭T̛E̟͆́L͉̿LÍ̱̠̻̃̉̀Ğ͇E̠̭̥ͪ̈̈́N̙̒C̨E͠ ̸̞̤̈́̎AͩN͑͂̀D ̴CAU̞ͣS̜̤͇͐̇̐Ě̷̼̣̚S͉͋ T̛RA̷Uͭ̏͜M͆͞Ã̷T̺͊I̗̤͊̐C̙̝̩ ̲̝͇̐ͧ́MͪͭE̕NT̠͉A͠Ĺ͎͊ͅ ̴̐̒AGͮͬͭO̰̟͑ͤ͢N͆ͩY͚͈ͮ̂̿ͅ ̛̭̜̝ͬͫ͐T͝Ǫ͍̭̖͐͒ͨ ͓͕͓H͖̫͘IMS̈́̉͏̣̘E̳͎̊̿Ḻ̼F!̹͕̳ (1/4)
ARNISD uses Quick Guard! But he’s too slow and clumsy for that!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Darts! And then Smaug e̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ats him for using him as a dartbo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ard.
NEO EMOLGA uses Clamp! And n͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬow his helpless Cleffa victim can’t escape from the operating table!
ARNISD uses Hyper Fang! Except he just mortally bites a chunk out of a delicio̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙us Sneasel.

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Prismatic Laser! He’s found a colo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rful way to zap a plan͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬet to fiery bits!
NEO EMOLGA uses Fire Spin! He se̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ts a merry-go-round in flames!
ARNISD uses Arm Thrust! He rips a Hitmon͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬchan’s arm off and hurls it fo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rward!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Hydro Canno̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙n! But he misses and takes a Charmande̩̲̯ͧ̿̋r’s head off!
NEO EMOLGA uses Icy Wind! But instead makes an͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ idiot of himself throwing ice cubes into a fan!
ARNISD uses Teatime! But he de̩̲̯ͧ̿̋cides this occasion calls for hard liquor instead.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses To̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙xic! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 79/100 – B͍̮͉̿ͪ͛U͎̫̹T̩̉ ̥̪͖ͨ̓͛̕H̷̿E̜̱ͥ̄ ̊̈́̉G̡̫̉Ö̻̘̫͋ͦE̛̖̓S̰̪ ̾BR̘̗͔̄͛ͣ͞A̱͋͞I̞ͬN̶̞̫̰L͖̺͈͜E̼ͣS͏Ş̙̺̩ͮ̔͑ ̉ͣA͔̝͙͊͊̆͢N͇͈̹D̗̦̙ͧ͋ͣ ͜T͌̓҉R̲̣ͧ̾IE̅͌͛S͠ ̷Ǐ̮̖͈ͦ̓T͓ ̨͖͇̹A̪̮̿̐̀N͓Y̹̠̅ͩW̏Ȃ̸͙͈̤ͥ͒Y̸̺̽,̡ S̖̍H̺O̱̦̅̈́Ẃ̹ER͊ͣ̐I̖̲͌̆N̴͎̱̩̓͑̚G̤̈́ ̤͈̄̋͞H̱ͣI͖͙͈ͤͥ̑M̢S͕ͣ̕Ë́̔̇LF̦͙̆̔ ͏Ẉ̯I̋̽̂T̔H͇̤ ͚̼̉̋T̊҉̙H̝̊E̤ͦ ͐̔H̲͎̏͒U̲ͬMI̠̫͛ͨ̕L͕͂A̗̮͖̋ͭ̏͜T̉ͤ͋I̻͔O̶N̗͛ ̙͔͒ͦŎ͚͢F̥̎ ͇͆F͖̃AI̸̺L̶̊͆ͨU̯̚R̞̜̠͆̉͑̀È!̩ (2/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Foam Burst! He passionately explo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙des some rabid Pokémon!
ARNISD uses Baddy Bad! But he’d rather go full ultimate e̩̲̯ͧ̿̋vil!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA use̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s Spit Up! He vomits out filthy icho̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙r!
NEO EMOLGA uses Skill Swap! But the experiment fails and it leaves his Kirlia subject brain͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ-dead.
ARNISD uses Dragon Breath! I̴̩T RẺ̦̱̦ͯͭ͢S̯̱ͮ̓UL̼͚TS͉ͮ ͕̝̪̑ͦ̍I̩̾N̳ ͕͔̹ͬ̔ͯ͢H̓́O͏̖R̵̝͗R͉̮͕͌ͤ̑Ȇͤ̎ND̴O̳̩ͭͬŨ̄̂S̵̈́ SA҉Vͮ̌ͫA̛̦͖͖̽̃͋G͏E̪͖͉ͭ̓ͩ͟ Ḑ͋͂̆A͐́M̅AͣGE̹̥̔ͮ ͡TO͌͂ͫ͟ N̴͍̊E͞Ó̗ E̺͓̫ͫ̔̔M̗̐OL̩̗̱̉͛ͮGA’̅͟S̫ͩ͢ ̣̯F̼̩̞L̳ͭEͤ͟S͢ͅH̶̗̋!͝ (3/4)

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Night Daze! He causes a bunch of children to beco̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙me drunk at midn͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬight!
NEO EMOLGA uses Double Slap! And it takes a Manke̩̲̯ͧ̿̋y’s face right off his body!
ARNISD uses Co̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙vet! But he already has everything his dark empire needs!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA use̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s Hyper Fang! But in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬstead devo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙urs a Pidgey whole, bones and all!
NEO EMOLGA uses Doom Desire! He with that he curses the entire world!
ARNISD uses Genesis Supern͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬova! But he blows up half a galaxy doing that!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Bo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙dy Press! He crushes a Ratatta in a trash compactor!
NEO EMOLGA uses Healing Wish! IT HAS NO EFFECT…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 61/100 – B͉̹͔ͦ̍̅Ũ̮T HĘ ̧̦̐R̵ͣ̋E͙̺A͂̄̓҉̯̘ͅL͏Ȉ͚̞̣̎̚Zͤ́ͅE͍͙ͥ̓S͇ͧ ̴H̗̼O̸̭̮̓ͦW̥͗ ̷̘̤ͥ̑AB͢SỎ̯̪́͘L̻͔͗̓U͉ͬT̢̝̯̔̈́Ḙ͔L̙ͣ̕Y̦͆ ̟̗͓͂̓͌S͠TUPI̪D̼̘̏͒ ̵͕͐T͟H̬͎Ḁ̂̀T̅̌ ͝W͡O͍̠͑̐UL̟͌͘D̡̅̅ BE̢̼̳͎ ̺A̕N̶͔͕Dͩ ̊̑FIN̽ͅA̬̱̠L̬͛L͠Y̡ Wͮ͗͌I͑̅́S̳̮͑̉EN̟̳̊̅͟S ͈̠ͪ̑̀U͋̅P͠ A̱̦̦B̗̽O͙͆͢UT͂̓̈́ ̕I͙T̶!̩̦͟ͅ
ARNISD uses Flash! And now he’s under arrest for in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬdecent exposure!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Trick! And the audien͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬce isn’t impressed by the dead Sco̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rbunny he pulls out of his hat.
NEO EMOLGA uses Multi-Attack! But he can’t figure out how to fire ten guns all by himself!
ARNISD uses Hyperspace Hole! And the other half of that galaxy is destroyed!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Zippy Zap! And tho̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙se zip-lin͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬers have a nasty surprise when an electric current goes through them!
ARNISD uses Glitzy Glow! He tosses a Machop into a radioactive waste̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ disposal hole!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Rapid Flow! Only the village belo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙w isn’t impressed when he breaks the dam open.
ARNISD uses Flame Whee̩̲̯ͧ̿̋l! But in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬstead he sets the whole car on fire.

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Headbutt! He smashes a Squirtle’s head so̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ hard it comes out his anus!
ARNISD uses Sparkly Swirl! He flushes an idiotic “vampire” down͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ the toilet!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Reflect Type! But he’s an idio̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙t who thinks mirrors come in different types of reflections!
ARNISD uses Fairy Lock! He throws Tin͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬkerbell into a locker and leaves her to die of starvation!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA use̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s Focus Blast! Except he’s had way too much alcohol for that!
ARNISD uses Celebrate! But he’d rather darken͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ the mood with doom and gloom!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Acupressure! He sque̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ezes a To̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rchic’s head in!
ARNISD uses G-Max Replen͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬish! He loads a new nuclear missile into his launcher!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses After Yo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙u! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 89/100 – E̷͉X̼͉̤͛ͣ͆Ċ̲͉͇ͨ̿͟E̠̘̘ͪ̅ͩP̖͚̏̐́T̝̼̻͞ ͓̝͇IT̉̂͋ ̬̫͈̊ͪ̓C͢Ä̯́͢Ų̐͂͌S͖̰̎ͪE̸Ŝ͙ ͙͉̯ͩ̄ͭFͪ̋A̯͆̀Tͯ͐͞Ȁ̩͈̭ͨ̚̕L ͑̿B̤̲̐͒R͖͉͔̉̔̍AIN ̣̳͗͋D͎͐̀A̛͍M̼͍̈ͫA͡G͞Ȩ͖̬͎̿̐̀ ͈̼͕ͫ̓ͯW̫̳̹H͋̋E͓͉̲ͪ̇ͫN̼̻̊͐̎͟ͅ ̓͋̒I̼̲̊̒͘T͏̻ ͔̥ͮ͐F̩̬̖̓ͣ͗À͈͍̎İ̸͓̟͇̒̎L̼̭͔͜Ś̡ͪ A̜͞Ń̪̭D̟̼̟̒ͥͮ͜ H͕̲E ̈̋͑G̰͊͟OE͋S͎̏ ͇̠̓̇ͣ͡ͅME̎N̒ͯͨT̳ͮA̺̥L͈ͦL̗͚ͯ̃͞Ýͥ͢ B͓́AN̲͒̀K̼̒RU̟̞͎͝P̶̱̟͍̉͂͛T̞̬!̄̇̒ (4/4)

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https://i.postimg.cc/ZKd9pPvW/Win-Thing-Aglome-Oen.png

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (26/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Wow, guess it’s easy when͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ your o̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙pponent pulverizes themselves, isn’t it!? So many Smart Coo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙kie failures, ha!

Arnisd, you get your o̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ne EXP and your in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬsidious selection of…

Dȅͫvolve Neo in̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤto a laughable Petilil!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Dump Neo’s body into your Wͭ͋HE̚E̥ͥL̫ͅ!
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Un͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬleash anarchy!

Shruikan

11-22-2021, 11:37 AM

AgloMe Oen

11-22-2021, 02:06 PM

Ok, that wheel was definitely worth it. Brb, gonna go make a watermelon-coloured dreepy OC.

Now for a question. Can I discard items in my inventory? I don't really want to use the Wishier Peice as a dreepy, but it's stopping me from buying another two items to use... :/

Sure! Give it to mȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚, it’s a great tribute rȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚agent foͣ̐͗ͩ͊̑̚r hellish pestilence cursȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚s!

Now yoͣ̐͗ͩ͊̑̚u should have ȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚nough room to unleash whatever macabrȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚ scheme you’re plan͈͓̳̯̦ͭ̿̆ͫͬning!

arnisd

11-22-2021, 02:17 PM

Devolve Neo~

AgloMe Oen

11-22-2021, 03:11 PM

Devolve Neo~

G͚̰̠̗̭̼͕̥̯̙̼̺̉ͨ͒ͣ̿͗̎̔ͤ̏ͣ̍̒̚ͅͅR̼̲̣̣̲̩̗͚̈́ͮ̃ͦ̃́̐́̏̃ͪ̚ ̩͙͓̙ANͪ̅TE̤̠̣̜̖̭͍̻D̍!̓ͪ Ah, loóͯͣ̓̌̋͛̆͋̿̃ͤ̓̂̚k at how small and fragile̲̩ͨ̎ he looks n̹͈̳ͤ̍͛ow! I could poke̲̩ͨ̎ him with a stick and it would próͯͣ̓̌̋͛̆͋̿̃ͤ̓̂̚bably fracture somethin̹͈̳ͤ̍͛g! Ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-22-2021, 03:58 PM

Once̖ͧ more in͒ͨ̚to this grizzly mon͒ͨ̚strosity!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, mu̥n̟̝̟̉ͨͤc̯ͬh̏ͦ̃i͇͋n̗̔g̬̖̬ͯ͒̔ ̟̼̥on̪̑ t̺̰̅̌h͂e ̪̝̈̊d̖͓͒ͪẹ̃c̠̝̫̆ͦ̒a͛̿y͚̜̼ͦ̽̈i̠̒n͇̬̬̄ͫ̈g̹͎̙͊ͯ̽ ̺͔̯fl̳͕̩͛ͫͣe̩͙̎̍sh͍̼ ͖̳o̩̫̙ͭ̂̊f̺ ̯t̖̭͋͌h̉e r̫ͮe͛̽a͚ṉ̠̈̓iͨma͓͇ͅt͑͊e̙͔̠d͔ d̹̠̩ͧ̐ͣẽ̝̮̿ảd̙̲̤̔͊̑, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SCYTHERWOLF as Pikachu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Chakramaster Scytherwolf

CHAKRAMASTER https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/172.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an͒ͨ̚ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not ve̖ͧry effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is in͒ͨ̚creased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

VS

SCYTHERWOLF https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin͒ͨ̚g battles, you attack twice̖ͧ for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The B͙̳̗̊̌̈L̦̝A͍̩̭͛͆̂C͖͂K̔EŃ̍ͩE̝̐D̘̮ ͎ͧC̱̟OIN ͈O̺̹͇F̗̫̬͋ͤ̅ ̂U͇N̗̂Ȟ̦̱͑OL̳Y̫͙͉ ̝D͇͚͉ECAY͍͚̌ͨ has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF initiates the an͒ͨ̚archy with Sludge Bomb! She terrorizes rich neighbo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎rhoods with manure explosives!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Multi-Attack! She destro̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎ys e̖ͧverything with a nuclear missile!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magma Storm! And it’s an effective way to get rid o̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎f all the rich people in͒ͨ̚ Alola!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sunn͒ͨ̚y Day! But no, here there is only the perpetual darkness of the night!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rest! Ï̯T̯̟̏̑ ̬̰̊͌RE͇͇͇ͣ̉̐SU͖̘̖̿ͬ̀ḶTS̥͇̲̑ͮ͐ IN ̺ͅD̺͉̖E̦̥͊̎R͓͙̾̌ANG͙͕̦ͮ̑ͦE̗D ͎̻̥̇ͭ̽M̪̭̭̐̓̚E͙͋NTALͯ ̱̯̀̑Ḍ̳̠͂ͮ̌A̯̖̔͌M͕͕͉Ạ͓̦G̳̫̮͒ͮͬE͚͊ ͎͙̞͂͒̀Tͤ̊ͭO̫͒
CH̙̻̊́AKRȂ̩͎̞͒̓M͊͐̆A͈̅S̰̓TE̦͙̠ͥ͊ͪR͍̪̻̄͆̊’S̟͖̭ ̟̟͙R͉͉̽̐AV̟̠͇ͤ̂̾A͍G̪̃Ẽ͙͉͓̓ͬD̏̈̽ ̜̭ͅḂ̒RÃͅIN̐͑̈́! (1/4)
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Rapid Flow! He destroys the village by blowing up the dam!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Trick! Exce̖ͧpt it causes two plan͒ͨ̚ets to crash into each o̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎ther, destroying them both!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Earth Power! But the earth tells her to piss o̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎ff and isn’t taking orders from anyone̖ͧ.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sludge! He go̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎es for a swim in͒ͨ̚ the septic tank!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Re̖ͧsonance! But it only creates even mo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎re perpetual darkn͒ͨ̚ess and gloom!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gunk Sho̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎t! She blows up a Muk with a rocket launcher!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Soft-Boiled! But in͒ͨ̚stead he overcooks that Exeggcute and turns them into goo.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF use̖ͧs Acid Armor! But thankfully she uses a Pidgey as a test subject first an͒ͨ̚d sees it’s a bad idea when it melts!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Screech! But she wasn’t able̖ͧ to stop the train in time and it ran over a few people.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Corkscrew Crash! IT̙̫͓ͪ̑̚’̮̳̮ͨ̔̚S N̼͈̼͗̏̈O͔͚̞̊ͭ̈́T ̗͓̒̑V̒E̩͈R̝͎Y̪̮̾ͪ ̜̎EFF̆̐͆Ȇ̥̝̏C̩͍̦T̘͍̭͑̋̆I̭̗̦ͥͭ̆V͎ͭE,̖̭̾̅ ̀̋ͭB͎̲̙̀͆͗UT̝̪̪̃̉͌ C͒HE̬̺A̙̪̝͒ͨ̉T͆ͣͤY̳͕̬̾ͫͯ ̮͖̒̓COOK͎̠̝̔̀ͭIE͈ T͔͛E̼͍͈ͫͯͨL̈LS T̫̪̎͑Hͨ͒E͍̠ͣ̏ ͗R͇̝͖ͬ͑ͤUL̊̂͛E̞͍̙S ͥ̌T͈̥̅̅O̟ ̰͙̻PISSͪ͑̊ ͔̏O̪̾FF͕̮̟͊̓̌ ̭̯̓̋ͦͅAN̖ͭD̗̐ ̠̘I̩ͭ̾ͅT͋͛ ̙͙ͧ̅IN̦ͯF̠͂L̠̃I̜̰ͩͩ̅ͅCT̠̭̓́S̩̟ ͈̘̀ͧA͕̪̲ͦ̈́͌Ḡ̭̥̓G̏ͦO͌͛ͤNI̍̚Z̈́I͙̭̖NGͮ̾ ͓͍̾ͬD͙̞AMA̞̖̙͑̌̚G̓E ̞T̖̝͗ͩ̽ͅO͛ͯ ͦͭͣS͖̩͗̄C͌̍͆YͥTH̻E̫̝̝ͥ̆ͨRW͓̳͂́O̤͊LͧF̠̙!̣̤̱͑̐̈́ (1/3)

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mega Punch! I̫̞̗T̖ ̻͗C̍Aͤ͌̚U̝̙SE̹̹̩͒̐̚Ś ̱̣̿̄SAͧV́ͦ̅Aͪ̓G̳̤̿͋E B̗͎ͅLͩͫU͈̗͊ͭNT̤̜͔̓̌ͥ F̪ͅǑ̈RCE ̮̯͔̉̑͌T͈R̈́AU̠̭̖̅ͣ̃M͎̬̥ͥ̄͒Ä̗ ͨ͑͆O͈̾N̩
C̥͔H͕͍̞Ã̖̺̹̾̉K̘͍R̪̠̟͌ͯ̄A̐̂M̫A͍̽͌ͅST͍E̫̟̣ͣ̑͒R̙̊ !̜ (2/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Glacial Lance̖ͧ! But she misses and impales a Fearow instead!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hydro Pump! He pun͒ͨ̚ches a hole̖ͧ in the hull of a sailing ship!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Crush Grip! She̖ͧ squishes a helpless Wurmple into goo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Slide! And that’s how all the min͒ͨ̚ers become trapped!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Extrasen͒ͨ̚sory! Except it misfires and it makes a Mudkip’s brain me̖ͧlt out of his ears!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Ve̖ͧnom Drench! And that’s how the village’s drinking water became contamin͒ͨ̚ated!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spite! But she gets her reven͒ͨ̚ge by setting up deadly booby traps!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Kinesis! But he messes it up and it causes a Zigzagoon’s skull to implo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎de!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max One Blow! She̖ͧ punches a Machop’s head clean off his shoulders!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sharpen͒ͨ̚! And now her combat knives are ready for action!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flash! I̤̪̮͊̎ͣT͇̺͙͆̄̔ ͉̠̗CͬA̳͊U̦̘SȆ̖Ṡ̜̦͍̈ͧ ̝̰ͦͧ̚ͅA͕̰ͬ͂̓ͅG̲͇̭ͫͪͧO̾N̯I̼͍͌ͪZ̟̟͇͒ͫ͌I͎N̮̟͕ͧ͗̅G ̫̐ BL̜̭͂̓INDͦ̎̚NEͥ͗S̩̍S͕̟̒̒ ̩̠̣TÒ͚ ̱̩ͨͣS̫̜͉C͍͓̻͑̾̅Y̟̟̫̐͛̑TḤ̤̗͗͂̋ERW̓ͅO͙̩̩L͙̣̓̍̾ͅ F̔! (2/3)

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Poison Stin͒ͨ̚g! But she realizes she’s all out of cyanide!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Starfall! I͖T ̣͋C̊A̞̘͛ͮÜ͔̈́ͅS̙̯̓ͣE̥̰͌ͫS B̻̮RUT͖̬͗̆AL̟̼ B̏̎ͯLOO̰̝̳Dͥ͒́S̩̿H̳E̼͋D̐ ̪ON ͉͎̟ͮ̆̇C͖͛HA̪̥̯KR̬̥̈̽Ả͉M͚A̐Sͪ͗ͩTE̔̏Ř̋! (3/4)
CHAKRAMASTER uses Headbutt! I̜̬͖T ̭̲͍B̬ͅR͖̫̳ͫ̿̀U͕͉ͫ͗T͐̓A̳̦͕ͧ͊͆L̯̩̯ͫ̈́ͧL̈́̚Y͇̜̖ͬ̋̓ ̬͈̈́́INF̓L͓̲ͪ̎I̻͈C͕T̂͒S FAT͎͆AĹ̺ ͐ͥ́Bͫ͒L͉̏Ŭ͖̥̰̓ͨN͙͈̹̆ͬ̾T ̅̅F̰̙̋̄O͎͈̻ͫͩ͐RCE̱̯
Ḓ̾Ȇ̹VA̫̽S̜͗TATĬͨ̅ON ̄ͧ̚T̠ͪ͒ͅŌ͚͈̋̽ͅ S̏̈ͭC̜̬̤̄̌͗Y͔͙T͍H̺̲̱̏ͨͧḘ̝RW̓ͩOL̩͕ͣͫF̬̑! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (79/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Barely came̖ͧ out of that on͒ͨ̚e alive, but that was still a good slaughte̖ͧr!

Chakra, you ge̖ͧt your 1 EXP and your n͒ͨ̚asty selectio̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎n of…

Dȅͫvolve Scytherwolf in̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤto a measly Pichu!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sacrifice an Evolution͒ͨ̚ Crystal to beco̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎me a plucky Pikachu
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Sh̼͙̦̆ͧ̊o̮͈̟̬͔̩̲̱̬̯͚̙̭͈̞̯̝ͤ̍͋ͤͮ̂̊ͨͭͪ̅͒̎́ͨͥ̅ͮ̈́̒̓̽̅̚ ̮͍̯̭̤͈͕̹̄̐͗w̠͕͓̄ͭ͋ ̫̦̃ͬy̺ͅo̠͐u͑r̜ͤ̈́ͅ ̜̹ț̔ru̿̆ḙ̲͔ͮ̿̌ ̤͑ev̽͆iͫl̯̖̼̒̔͒!

Chakramaster

11-22-2021, 04:29 PM

Yeah I gotta survive longer. I'm gonna evolve to a Pikachu! Live another day!

Shruikan

11-22-2021, 08:22 PM

Sure! Give it to mȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚, it’s a great tribute rȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚agent foͣ̐͗ͩ͊̑̚r hellish pestilence cursȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚s!

Now yoͣ̐͗ͩ͊̑̚u should have ȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚nough room to unleash whatever macabrȅ̳͖̞̪̱̯͍͓̫̹͙̞͚͊̐ͬ̎ͤͦ͊͐̌͌̄̚ scheme you’re plan͈͓̳̯̦ͭ̿̆ͫͬning!

Ok, one more question. If I use a Second Wind, does it still take up space in my inventory until it's broken, or would I still have room for two more items with it?

AgloMe Oen

11-22-2021, 11:40 PM

Yeah I gotta survive longer. I'm gonna evolve to a Pikachu! Live another day!

Yes, preyin͇̬̱̯̮͔͚̞͍g on your en͇̬̱̯̮͔͚̞͍emies is the ultimate way to survivḙͪ! It’s you or them!

Ok, one more question. If I use a Second Wind, does it still take up space in my inventory until it's broken, or would I still have room for two more items with it?

You’d still havḙͪ more roȱ̓̽̃͂̐̈m if you use it right away as it’s the ḙͪffect that persists, n͇̬̱̯̮͔͚̞͍ot the item itself! So do that and usḙͪ as many in͇̬̱̯̮͔͚̞͍struments of hȱ̓̽̃͂̐̈rror as you can at once!

AgloMe Oen

11-22-2021, 11:49 PM

This grotesque ḙ̴̟͔̦̫̦̺̘̖̦͖̗xcuse for a black hö̧͑͋̎͋͒̿͐͛͘͠le of existen̈́ͦ͛ͩ̈́͊͌̊̚͏̱̜͇̲̳̩̦̱͕̀ce is known as Season 12! Gazḙ̴̟͔̦̫̦̺̘̖̦͖̗ upon its hideousn̈́ͦ͛ͩ̈́͊͌̊̚͏̱̜͇̲̳̩̦̱͕̀ess and despair!

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S͉̍È̫̩̲̖͈͐̂ͣͬ́A̠̝̬̬͔̱͖̟͛ͭ͆͛̅͒̉̚S̨̍̇̾ͧ͛͗̑ͯ͌̉̂͑̆͊́̕ ̭̭̪͚̳͈̼͖͙̠̭͚͉̠Õ͉̘̪̠͕̪͉͕̃̈́̄ͯ͊̌ͪ̑ͅṄ̸̔ͮ͛͛̂ͭ̓̐͊ͧ̇̑̓̊ ͖̘͚̺̱͉̣̳͈͍̞̞̦̲̯ ͩ͗̒ͫ͌̈́1̡̼̼̱̥̭̦̜͎͇̻̅͌͛̋̐̓ͤͨ̋̀̚2̴̛̝̻̠̼̺̳ͥͬ̇̎̐͋ͭ͞ ̬

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS PETILIL https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/548.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PIKACHU https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS PIKACHU https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS ABOMASNOW https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/460.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ALCREMIE https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/869.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS TYRANITAR https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/248.png
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS DREEPY https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/885.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Shruikan

11-23-2021, 09:21 AM

AgloMe Oen

11-23-2021, 03:12 PM

Ok then. So first off I'll spend my 2 EXP and 2 coins to buy the Epic Evolution Superpower. Then I'll buy and activate a Second Wind, then after that buy a Cheaty Cookie and Brass Balls, which I will also use straight away.
Now watch as I still lose without getting in a hit

Wow, look who’s spendin̜̺̞͙̻̆͆̑̃̂g like it’s Black Friday alreͨ͌ͦ̃ady! Do̳̎n’t mind the greeteͨ͌ͦ̃r you just trampled, he’s got great life in̜̺̞͙̻̆͆̑̃̂surance!

En̜̺̞͙̻̆͆̑̃̂joy and unleͨ͌ͦ̃ash havo̳̎c!

AgloMe Oen

11-23-2021, 04:12 PM

This is o̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ur littlḛ͎̬̥̙ harvest of an̰̰̫̓ͣ̚archy!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, w̞ar̟̘̤p͙̬̤̆̏̉i̬̰̝n̠̭̪͂̿̓g̊ ͊th̑ͅè ͫm͈̲͚i͗n̜͗d̞ͦs͇͍̤ͮ͛̈́ ͙̤̗o̓́̉fͦͧ c͈̦̃̊h̩͊̈́ͅi̱̻̽ͤḻ͎d̠͓̘̅ͩ͛r̥̰͖̉̋̌en ̠͎͍͛͛̓i̟͇̠n͐̋toͥ̏ͩ co̐̂̽rr͆upͪͨ̋t͎̟i̬̠͌̍o̱̬ͬ̓n̟͌, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SCYTHERWOLF as Pikachu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Noblejanobii Scytherwolf

NOBLEJANOBII https://serebii.net/pokedex-sm/icon/303-m.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add thrḛ͎̬̥̙e more stages of Pokémon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and yo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇u attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again̰̰̫̓ͣ̚.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would gḛ͎̬̥̙nerate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of sto̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇pping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SCYTHERWOLF https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin͒ͨ̚g battles, you attack twice̖ͧ fo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇r the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The Ď̜E̾F̿ͬI͎Ĺ͎͙͈ͪ͑E̲͖̭ͥ̋̓D̠̎ COI͎͋N ͈O̅͒͊F DARK̃N̝̗ͧ̎E̜̺̪SS͉̙̳̈ͤ̒ M̐̅̂Ȧ̯Ṇ̜̖ͯͦ́IF̳̰̂̆E͎͚̠͛ͭ͆S̘͇̗T has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks off the ho̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇rror with Attack Order! Her dark armiḛ͎̬̥̙s ravage and pillage the coun̰̰̫̓ͣ̚tryside!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Lo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇vely Kiss! But her mouth is too busy devourin̰̰̫̓ͣ̚g fresh meat!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Entrain̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ment! But her dark power causes her Caterpie victim to kill thḛ͎̬̥̙mselves!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF usḛ͎̬̥̙s G-Max San̰̰̫̓ͣ̚dblast! And now no one can tell a village used to be here!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rain Dance! IT ̣͕C̋͒AUS͒͆Eͯ͊S ͇͑̔ͅA̝͕̮ͫ̄̓G̬̯O̩͒N̲̙ͅY̘̞̬ ̟̳̦̍̆̈́A͋ND͂͛ ̖S̝̮̰̉͛̿OM͈ͨE̠̼̰̽̈́̏ OF̉ ͇̙̮͑̐ͬN̞̮̳OBͪ͋L͛EJA̠ͮNOB͑̉Ĭ̄̍I̹̱̒ͮ͋ͅ’͚̘̔͆S̺ ̘̹FL̮̓E̥S̗̝͎ͩ̔̏H
Tͩ̇ͩO M̭̱Ẹ̞̬Ḹ̞̿T! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mirror Move! Except she shatters it and causes a dark curse to bḛ͎̬̥̙fall the lan̰̰̫̓ͣ̚d!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Circle Thro̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇w! Shḛ͎̬̥̙ tosses a dark summon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ing ring into the arena and summons a legion of defiled dḛ͎̬̥̙mons!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mud Sport! And it’s an ḛ͎̬̥̙ffective way to con̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ceal the mass grave she’s made!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Topsy-Turvy! She gets an Iggybuff to be so drunk she passḛ͎̬̥̙s out!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bone Rush! She hasten̰̰̫̓ͣ̚s the progrḛ͎̬̥̙ssion of decay to collect an impressive bone harvḛ͎̬̥̙st!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Forest's Curse! And just like that, whoḛ͎̬̥̙ver steps into it never comes out!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splishy Splash! She go̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇es wading in her own person̰̰̫̓ͣ̚al bloodbath!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Black Hole Eclipsḛ͎̬̥̙! And that’s a whole lot of plan̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ets going into the nether dimension!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aura Sphḛ͎̬̥̙re! Except she screws it up and summon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚s an unholy orb of infernal energy!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Lo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇vely Kiss! Except the Clefairy she smoochḛ͎̬̥̙s suddenly turns to ston̰̰̫̓ͣ̚e!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Assist! Excḛ͎̬̥̙pt she in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚sists she can do it all by herself witho̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ut the help of meager peasan̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ts!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heart Swap! Except the surgery goḛ͎̬̥̙s badly and now both a Pidgey and a Spearo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇w are deceased.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Spirit Break! And likḛ͎̬̥̙ that, she leaves the soul of a Nidoran̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ in tatters!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gastro̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ Acid! Excḛ͎̬̥̙pt she just vomits all over the place.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Freeze-Dry! And she adds yet an̰̰̫̓ͣ̚other lifeless body to her morguḛ͎̬̥̙!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Con̰̰̫̓ͣ̚strict! She usḛ͎̬̥̙s her handy garotte to stran̰̰̫̓ͣ̚gle a Slowpoke!

Great job with all the collateral damage, but you’re doin̰̰̫̓ͣ̚g it all wrong!
A͖͉G̫ͩL̹̝O̦ͅME OE̲͐N̜ S̖̙͋̓T̩̜̺̎̅̑R̗̺̘̔̌ͮI̘͉͍͐͐̂K͍̙͚ES̐̓̀ S̮C̟Y̙ͨT̼H̺͈E̋͐̚RW̼͇̭O̦͔̫L̳̫̩F͔̀ ̱̮ͣ̅F͈̺̳ͣ̐̍OͅR ͮ̌̐T̝̗̳̉͌̎Ṟ̗̃̅AU̻̭͖͌͒͋M͚͑Ä̐Ť̚I̍C͎̩͉͋̔̚ LAC̥̠̰̐͂̆ERA͐TI͌̑O̎ͬͦN͈ͪ D̯̘̍̓AMA͚̞ͮͧGE̹ͅ! (1/3)
Wake up and get your act together!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Volt Crash! Ḭ̍̾ͅT̬̦̅͌ ̖̯̙̊͑ͯI̠NF̘̠̱ͣ̈́͊L̥͔̟I͈̱ͪͮC̜̹̄ͪT̠̲̜ͤ̓͊Ṣ̙̙ ̰̦ͥͦHͩO͔͎̓͊ͪͅȐ͇R͇ͅỊ̲̬FIC E͇̤LĖͯͦCT͑̒R͇͉̽͒I̬̰̩ͦ͌ͧCAL̯̼̻ D̮̺͌͌A͒ͬM̻͈A̳͔ͮ̅G͒̃E͖̔ TO̚
N̗͓̿̊O̺̻̫B̩̫LË͈̗̩́̌̇J̓͌AN̽ͅO̹B͖̻ͥ̓Ȉ̍I͓͚̩ͪ̆ͣ’̋̊ ̞͖S BO̗͖̊̌D̳͓ͥ͒Y͓̺̆̇̓ͅ AND͔̫̓̀ ̤B͆̏ͤR̫̍A̙IN!͍͓̈́͋ (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Stealth Rock! She hidḛ͎̬̥̙s the murder weapon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ she used to bash a Psyduck’s head in!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Storm Throw! She tosses an̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ Orb of Cyclo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇nes at a helpless Spoink and there’s not enough lḛ͎̬̥̙ft to make gravy.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fire Plḛ͎̬̥̙dge! She decides to beco̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇me a fulltime arson̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ist!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shadow Sneak! And she has now become a full entity of darkn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ess.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Origin Pulse! She lo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇cates a Munchlax’s hḛ͎̬̥̙artbeat so she knows where to drive the stake in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF usḛ͎̬̥̙s Dive! She plun̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ges her jagged swo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇rd blade into her victim’s chest!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Moonlight! But here, even the dark clouds snuff that out for pḛ͎̬̥̙rpetual darkn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ess!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Icicle Crash! Except thḛ͎̬̥̙re is only dark fire and brimstone in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ this hellish landscape!

Hey Noblḛ͎̬̥̙! We’ve been o̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ver this, I thought you would have kn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚own by now!
AGͫLO̰̊M̰̅É̮ ̥̞͌͗O̙͊E͚̝ͥ̄N͋̒̿ ͇̠͎ͧ̐̉I̫N̜̝͈F͍͛L͉̺̏͆I̳̽C̲͎T̜̠̹̑̆̽S̪̖̎͆ ̞̬ͬ̚M͖͈͓ͮͯ͛O͍͍͗ͥR̭̭̈́̔TA͖ͮL̗̺̂̒ ̫̂ÌͅM̅P̮͕AL̔ͭI͆ͅNG̳̣ D̲̑A͙͛M̼̺Ǎ̮̥̟ͥ̾G̫̒E̻͉ͯ͗ ͎̞̜TO͋ N̦̠͆̚OBL̗E͎̱̯JẠͫṄ̌O̝̮̘ͫͯ̿B͉͍̖I̅͋Ȋ!̙ (3/3)
Yḛ͎̬̥̙ah, that’ll learn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ ya!

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (71/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Yḛ͎̬̥̙ah, yeah, no n̰̰̫̓ͣ̚eed to thank me, just do̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ing my job! Ha!

Scytherwolf, yo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇u enjoy your b̟̯ͯ̓l̮̀ȍ͙̖͓ͥͫody ̒1͑ͯ͛ ͒E̫͚̅͊͋ͅX̗̙̙͐̅̚P̥͖̪̆̍͂ hâ̬r̗̽ve̊s̥̫t̤̯̽͗ and your in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚sidious choice of…

Dȅͫvolve Noble into a measly Mawile!
Sacrifice an Evolution Crystal to become a ravaging Raichu!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Unless yo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ur darkness upon the wo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇rld!

Scytherwolf

11-24-2021, 04:50 AM

I become raichu! .O.

AgloMe Oen

11-24-2021, 04:11 PM

I become raichu! .O.

In͖͈͉̯͖͔͔͍̗̳̞̎̏̄͒ͦ́́̑̈́͋͂deed, you have become stronge̹̺͕̟̯̝̬̩̋ͤͦͥ̆̊ͫ̉r, and more of a men͖͈͉̯͖͔͔͍̗̳̞̎̏̄͒ͦ́́̑̈́͋͂acing fo͖̤̝̻͖͙͍̙͕͔̥̠͊͋̄ͮ̽̐͗ͣ̔ͯ͒̚rce to be reckoned with! Now go and unle̹̺͕̟̯̝̬̩̋ͤͦͥ̆̊ͫ̉ash your dark savage power upo͖̤̝̻͖͙͍̙͕͔̥̠͊͋̄ͮ̽̐͗ͣ̔ͯ͒̚n these wretched we̹̺͕̟̯̝̬̩̋ͤͦͥ̆̊ͫ̉aklings! Muah ha ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-24-2021, 05:28 PM

There’s n̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥo escape͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ for an̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥy of you!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, w̗̩r͕͙̉ͪappi͙̱̪ng̘ͩ ̬̭͕̃́̈h̞̻̬́̌̊i̮ͧṡ͈ ̔̾d̤͚̋̃ar̙ͭk̰ͯ ̟͙t́͛͊e̪͓n͍̰ͫ̾d͈rĭ͔̐ͅls̠ͦ a̽́c̦̯͇ͭ̅̇r̝ͣo̤͍͚ͪ͛ͩsṡ̼ t̳͑h̎̑e ̙͖̰d̈e̜̲̬͗ͤ̆v̮̜ͥ̔a̯͕stͤͭaͣͣ̾t͓͕ͤ̃e͔͓͌̿d l̻̠̤a̱nd̘s̝͈̪͆͗̃, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NEO EMOLGA as Petilil an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Alcremie to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Neo Emolga Voltaire Magneton

NEO EMOLGA https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/548.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ you make an̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ attack that wò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚uld generate a self-damaging result (not very e͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭffective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is in̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥcreased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥg battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/869.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Whe͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭel option after winn̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥing and Wheel people, in̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥcluding yourse͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭlf, as much as you like! Nò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚n to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The HO͓̗͗͐R̠ͪREN̟̱Ḏ̬͓͋́̿O̞̫Ŭ̝͕̣̄̉S ̯ͬĆ̬͉̔O͎͔IN̺ͨ OͅF ̹̮ͯͮL̙ͯÒVEC̝ͭR̝̦̖AF͇̙ͭͯ̌ͅT̰̓I͖A͖̮̞͛̎ͦN ̞̤̗ͤ̾̐Ạ̥͍̿̈́̀B͔̐Oͧ͂̒M̝̮͂̂I̔̚NA̘̰T̬̯͈̒ͣ͒Î̈́OͫNS ̝̺͗͗ has declare̻̅͞d NEO EMOLGA strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts the an̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥarchy with Celebrate! But he has inste͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭad become the harbinger of doò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚m.
NEO EMOLGA uses Sweet Kiss! But instead his kiss ò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚nly gives the plague!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Lunge! He kn̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥocks a Ratatta off a skyscraper!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Extreme Speed! And he se͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭes for himself that causes a Chan̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥsey to get vapò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚rized.
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Airstream! But nò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ one thin̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥks that’s funny as it blows everyone off the bridge.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sky Attack! He detonates a nuclear missile in the air!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA use͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs Fell Stinger! But he prefers using his infern̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥal lance of the dark infernò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚s.
NEO EMOLGA uses Clear Smog! But in̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥstead he pumps a lò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚t of carbon monoxide͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ indoors.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Pain Split! But he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ finds a Charmander just doesn’t feel pain an̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥymore after splitting his head open with an axe!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ Rage! He uses dark motivation on Smaug to devastate the cò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚untryside͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ!
NEO EMOLGA uses Phantom Force͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ! Except the phantoms tell him to piss off and they’re not taking orders.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Never-Ending Nightmare͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ! But it doesn̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ’t work when his target has had tò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚o much caffeine.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA use͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs Spark! And that’s all it takes to set everythin̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥg on fire!
NEO EMOLGA uses Octolock! He blows up an Octille͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭry with a heat-seeking missile!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Submission̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ! He fò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚rces his slaves to hear and obey!

Neo, you know the rules! But in case you forgot…!
AG͖̲̃̔̋ͅLO̖̻̤̐ͪ́ME ̜ͧOE̊́N̫ͩ ̜̮ͥͪST̉ͦ̇R̝̳̜̐͌͆IKE̬͉̍͊Ŝ̜ ̟͓̩N͔͔̒̏E̬̺Õ̰̙̜̎ͦ WI̹ͦTH̪̹͕ͤ̏̏ ̭̲ͩ̌Ḃ̓Rͣ̇Ụ̯TAL͇̳͒̓ ̬̱͂͗S̬̤͖̃̄ͪL̉͆AS͙ͯH͚̾ING DA̯̫̬M̦ͧAG̱E͙̮͙! (1/4)
Let’s try this again, shall we?

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Protect! I̟Tͦ ̐͆̚C̟̜͉A̦̔US͕̩ͤͪE̲ͤ̄ͅS͕̱̟ͬ͐̚ ̖̥̜S̪͙Ē̳̲ͧV̮͓ͧ̂E͔͍̭ͫ̒̂R̺̹ͅE͌ͤ ̳̎M̬̮̙E͂N̜̟Ṱ͎ͯͯ̄ͅA͚͆L̑͛ ̍͋̚AG̹̈̓ͅÖ̖̺̊Ṋ̚Y ͔͍̖̊ͮ̓T̅̐ͨO ̺͛V̀O͎̅LTAI̻ͭR̤͓̝͋͊ͧE͚ͬ
MA̤G̰̹̫NÉͅT̬͔̟̍͗͋O̩͕͌̚Ṉ̳͗̾̚ͅ’̰̖̲̌ͨ͗S͈ͬ B̫R͖ͩĂ̫INͧͤͮ!͈̲͎ (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Freezing Glare! He stare͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs at a Hoothò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ot and she turns to stone!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Night Slash! Except he mistakes his target and en̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥds up cutting the thrò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚at of a helpless Bunnelby instead!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Sin̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥister Arrow Raid! But he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ prefers using bullets to rip hò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚les in his targets!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aura Wheel! And it opens a dark portal into the n̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥetherworld!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cut! And he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ realizes he ran̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ over an Oddish with his lawnmower.

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Poisò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚n Powder! But he used up all his an̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥthrax on the airplane!
NEO EMOLGA uses Catastropika! But he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ thought it had something to do with nuking a Pikachu colony.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Tail Whip! He beats an Aipom to death with his ò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚wn severed tail!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Terrain Pulse! But he’s pretty sure the bò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚dies he burie͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭd were stone-cold dead. Or at least they will be soon̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ!
NEO EMOLGA uses Splash! He wades aroun̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥd in the bloò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚dbath he’s created!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Comet Punch! But that redirects it and makes it blò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚w up a plan̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥet!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Body Press! And he finds a Wee͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭdle just goes squish when̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ put into a trash compactor.
NEO EMOLGA uses Bullet Pun̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥch! But he finds that dò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚esn’t help his broken howitzer fire.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magical Leaf! IT͓͑’̳ͨS̬͔ ̓N̆O͖T̥ͯ V̗͕̳̈́̒̍E̗̥̊ͯR͈͇̊ͥY ̎͐̽E̫͈̍ͨF̝̽F͙E̝̒Ĉ̻̙͕̓ͩTIͪV͉̫ͧ̄E̻͍̪,̊̆ C̳̟̜ͭ̎̚A͆̅͌USI̭͉̹N̰͕ͮ͗G̲͇͉ V̙͚͍̒ͣͫO͔̭ͮ̍L̘̳T͇̬̹A̦͚I̥ͬRE̱͚
M̳AĠͭNE͉̳TȌ̟̯͍͆͑N̻ͪ T̼͓͑̈́O B̟̄E̫̰͓ͨͬ̚C̾ͬ̐O̰̺ME C̣͗R͛ES̖̲̳T͎͍̝FA̖L̯L͙E̗͒N͍̺̦̾̑̓ ̠̲̞̀̎̓WͬI̻̜ͮ̏T̞̝ͦͥH́ ̻ͥH̲̙ͪ̉U͓̐M̺͙͂̔IL̙͕̝̎ͤͤIA̬̋Tİ̭Ọ̲̬N͙̟̘ͬ̆̾!̯̦ (2/3)

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Shell Side Arm! But n̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥah, he’d rather use a Beretta 92FS for that ò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ccasion!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON use͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs Dragon Tail! He cleaves a Dragon̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥite’s tail off and keeps it as a trophy!

I see͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ you forgot already! That’s ok, I love giving the͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭse kinds of refreshers!
Aͬ̄Ġ̎ͯL̞̱̱OM̮E ̙͈̪OEͧͩN̰̝ͯ̓ ̌̐͆L̥͇̓̂A̯̱͉̿̊̾C͓̖ͥ̅ER͉ͩA̗̒T̞̞̅ͩE̪͍͊ͦS N̜̫̱E̙ͦO F̀Ö́ͬ̚R͎̤̬̎͛͐ BRUṬͥAḶ̖ͭ̃ ̣Ṯ̥̊ͤR̙͆AU̽ͩM͎̲͈ͧͩͧA̲̳̍ͯTIC B̘̏Lͧ̈̒EE̠̫D͓̝͚̃̎̇Ḯ̿́N̺̚G ̼̤̉͊DAM͓̰̈́̎A̱G̜̟̭ͪ̒ͣE̼͖̞ͯͣ̃! (2/4)
Oh, do it again̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ, I DA̜̤̺ͬͭͯRE you!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses Body Slam! He͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ drops a Wailord on a helpless Caterpie just to hear the splat soun̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥd!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Vise Grip! Except he gò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚es too far and turn̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥs a Wurmple into goo.

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Drill Peck! But he finds chain̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥsaws much better for cle͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭaving into his victims!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Crun̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥch! And now he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ knows what dropping a dump truck ò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚n a Dedenne sounds like!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA use͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs Glitzy Glow! He dumps a Sandshrew into a n̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥuclear waste disposal pit!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Electric Terrain! He electrocutes e͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭveryone on the factory floor!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA uses Future Sight! And he he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭralds a dark prophecy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Frustration̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ! He fò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚rces his helpless victims to take agon̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥizingly difficult calculus exams!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Odor Sleuth! But all he sme͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭlls is death and decay!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mud Shò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚t! He half-buries his victims and fire͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs a rocket laun̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥcher at them!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA use͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs Sparkly Swirl! He dumps glitter ò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚n a Swirlix and flushes her down̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ the toilet!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Reversal! But it distorts time an̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥd space intò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ dark corruption!

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA uses Icicle Spear! Except he misses and impales a Cutie͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭfly, but at least the murder weapò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚n melts away!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Iron̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ Defense! Except dumping that Lickitun̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥg into the smelter ends up killing him.

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA uses Glare! He stare͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭs at a Kecleon and turn̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥs him intò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ stone!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Depletion̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ! And like that, there is now a glò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚bal famine!

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA uses Darkest Lariat! But he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ insists there’s got to be ò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ne even darker than̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ this!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ar! Except it comes out as a pun̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥy little sque͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭak!

Voltaire, what the hell, you too now? Well, that’s just fine with me!
A̜̝ͤ̚G͖̼͓̽͋̚L̺͔OMḚ̗̠ͬ̍͑ OE͛̊͐N͑̓ BR͇̹̔̓U͍T̞̟̗̈́ͯͦÃ̼̱̙͐ͬLL͓̼̼̏̈̎Y ̺̈́MU̦RD̤̘̿͒Ê̬̽ͅR̟̙͖ͬ͆̓S͔͔͊̂ ̙̘͐̎V͐̉ͭO̟̳͚LͬͅT̹͈ͬ̈́AI͚͍͔R̘̄E̟̱̭̎̍͑ Mͯ̏A͔̹̎ͦG̫̥̪͌͗ͨNË͖̤́̐T̜̦ON̼͔̞ INͫ͑T͔͎̊̏O ̻͉̎͌Aͧͭ M͖̰͚̽̑ͥO͖͉ͅRBID̟̳̱͋̿ͦ ͈̘̱̊͛͗PI̅L̹ͭE̘̘̥ͦͥ͌ O̜F̞̦̝ͦͨ̈ ̖͙͗̚G͖̣̼̈̀̌O̩͓ÖP͈̺̭̈́̌̏!̜͉̥͆̒̚ (3/3)
Let’s remember this fò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚r next time, huh?

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (22/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Bloody he͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭll, you two cò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚uld learn̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥ to actually H͈I͔̝̭̽̋̄T̉̅̓ ͙͉̤ͬ̇̚E͎̙̽ͦA̦̭ͩ̿C̀̌̚H͉̙̾͆ ̝̖͆̒OTH̗ͫ̽ͅḚ̏R̪̝̃̚ M̹̰͌̚Ō͍͔̣̏̔R͕͇̽ͬE̤̙̲ͣ̋ͬ ̙̘͌̓O̺̝̟F̩̟̾̍T̬̓E͇N̠̦͍!ͥ͑̏ Whatever, take͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ your 1 EXP and decide on…

Dȅͫvolve Voltaire͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ in̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥto a disgusting Milcre͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭy!
Sacrifice an Evolution Crystal to becò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚me Lilligant!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Or throw Voltaire’s carcass into your Whe͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭel!

And...

Do you draw from the De͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭck of Many Zings, or dò̃̿̄ͫ͗͌ͣ̾ͭ̿̚ you hand it over to Voltaire͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ to suffer with?

Embrace͚̱͓̗̱̘̦̲̱̱̓͂ͪ̌̍̓̓͗̐ͭ the madn̘͍̩ͮ̑ͥess!

Neo Emolga

11-24-2021, 05:35 PM

Yeah, sorry Voltaire, but into the Wheel you go!

And yeah, I'll try my luck and will draw from the deck. Hopefully it's something good!

AgloMe Oen

11-24-2021, 06:07 PM

See, I knͪ̈̒́͛ew you had that sadistic lovȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅ in yoͩͬ̈́̔̀u!

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NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Whȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅel #1 of Pokémoͩͬ̈́̔̀n (FLOWER POWER!)
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Bȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅllossom
Pokémonͪ̈̒́͛ #2: (Stage 2 oͩͬ̈́̔̀f 2) Lilligant
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Roselia
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Flabȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅbé
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Gossiflȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅur
Pokémoͩͬ̈́̔̀n #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Shayminͪ̈̒́͛

Wheel #2 of Thȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅmes:
Theme #1: Candy!!!
Theme #2: Hȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅavy Metalhead!
Theme #3: Cyberpunͪ̈̒́͛k 2077
Theme #4: ‘Murica! Heck yȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅah!
Theme #5: Back toͩͬ̈́̔̀ the 90s!

Wheȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅl #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Be careful, I am dȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅath.
Usertitle #2: Waffle House Employee of the Monͪ̈̒́͛th
Usertitle #3: Only just begun, the Memȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅ Wars have
Usertitle #4: Have yoͩͬ̈́̔̀ur Happy Happy Times
Usertitlȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅ #5: La-bibbida-bibba-dum

Noͩͬ̈́̔̀w isn’t that a finͪ̈̒́͛e mȅ̲̠͇̞̩͒͑ͪͥ̆̽ͅͅss! Ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-24-2021, 06:19 PM

And yeah, I'll try my luck and will draw from the deck. Hope̺ͤfully it's something good!

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NEO EMOLGA draws fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate̖͈̙̋ͦͦ is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#8 Brain̯͇͖͎̝̟̜ Fart!
BARIN FART! - You lose̺ͤ 3 EXP! If you don̯͇͖͎̝̟̜’t have enough EXP, you lo͈̝se a Superpower Leve̺ͤl and that Superpower level (or the whole̺ͤ Superpower if you o͈̝nly had Level 1) goes to another random playe̺ͤr! Agghhhh!

And since you DON’T have̺ͤ 3 EXP to lose, yo͈̝u get on̯͇͖͎̝̟̜e of these stripped in̯͇͖͎̝̟̜ste̺ͤad!

#1 Smart Cookie̺ͤ [Level 2]
#2 Yes, I Lift, Bro [Level 1]
#3 Fren̯͇͖͎̝̟̜zy [Level 1]

And it’s… #1 Smart Coo͈̝kie! That ge̺ͤts bumped down̯͇͖͎̝̟̜ to level 1 for yo͈̝u and it goe̺ͤs to…

#1 Chakramaste̺ͤr
#2 No͈̝blejan̯͇͖͎̝̟̜obii
#3 Scytherwolf
#4 SlickSlack
#5 Voltaire̺ͤ Magneton
#6 arn̯͇͖͎̝̟̜isd
#7 Shruikan

#7! Shruikan̯͇͖͎̝̟̜! So͈̝ your Level 2 be̺ͤcomes HIS Level 2! Wasn’t that fun̯͇͖͎̝̟̜!?

C0L0R3D

11-24-2021, 07:21 PM

Well it looks like the smart has become… uh, smartn’t.
Now just watch me get wrecked in battle for saying that. /j

Neo Emolga

11-24-2021, 08:41 PM

Well it looks like the smart has become… uh, smartn’t.
Now just watch me get wrecked in battle for saying that. /j

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You do still realize I can Wheel you, right?

Yes, that actually sounds like a fantastic idea the more I think about it. And if you're right and you do get wrecked in whatever battle we have next, well, can't say you didn't have it coming!

Rawr.

AgloMe Oen

11-25-2021, 03:25 PM

It’s Thanksgivin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g, the day of glutto͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤny and devourin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g your sacrifice̎̑͂̓̚!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, ma̪̯̼ki̗͆ng ̭̋ͬͅm̋ͭ͆eͯ̌̍a͓̱̙t ͓͈͓̿ͯ͆p̲̖̪ͭͪͦuppe̤ͅt͊s̟̙̔̄ ̺̼̮̔ͫ̀oͧͮ̅f̯ th͖̓e͓̱̼ un̅ͫdͩ̈́eͥ̋̑aḏͫ, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SHRUIKAN as Dree̎̑͂̓̚py to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
Chakramaster Shruikan

CHAKRAMASTER https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/025.png
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not ve̎̑͂̓̚ry effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of sto͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤpping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/885.png
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have̎̑͂̓̚ a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 addition͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛al Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourse̎̑͂̓̚lf as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤnce, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charman͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛der straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED / CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED / SECOND WIND

The I̿ͪN̮̦SIͭ̓Ḍ̹̰I̊̾O̗̖ͮ̈USͯͩ ̻͔̉ͮC̐OIN ̣̬OF͍̜ ̝̜D̻̜͒͆EFͯͅILED̞ ͂DECÂ̮͔̥̓ͥY has declare̻̅͞d SHRUIKAN strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins the an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛archy with Jump Kick! But he just ends up missing and snapping a Swanna’s neck in the proce̎̑͂̓̚ss.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Asce̎̑͂̓̚nt! But filling a Dratin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛i with too much hot air just makes it explode.

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Thunder! But no o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤne is fooled by his idiotic firecrackers.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mirror Move! He reangles the reflecte̎̑͂̓̚d sunlight to fry some ants with it!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Obstruct! He barricade̎̑͂̓̚s the evacuation͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ routes!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Steelsurge! He tips over the smelter to make molten͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ steel go all over the steel mill!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Odor Sleuth! But he’s pre̎̑͂̓̚tty sure that’s just death and decay he smells.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tar Shot! He dumps a Caterpie in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a tar pit and fires a ro͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤcket into it!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Soft-Boile̎̑͂̓̚d! But in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛stead he overcooks the Exeggcute and turns them into goo!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Light That Burns the Sky! But instead he only causes pe̎̑͂̓̚rpetual darkn͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ess to blot out the sun!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Block! He barricade̎̑͂̓̚s the exits before committin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g arson!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Po͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤwer Trick! Except it fails and he just ends up zapping a Weedle to death.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Super Fan͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g! Except instead of just biting, he complete̎̑͂̓̚ly eats that Ratatta’s head entirely.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Toxic Spike̎̑͂̓̚s! He dips a cactus in arsen͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ic and clubs a helpless Psyduck with it!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Steam Eruption͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛! And that causes an e̎̑͂̓̚xplosion that up and murders everyone in a 50ft blast radius.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Co͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤnversion 2! And he convince̎̑͂̓̚s two others to join his cult!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Rapid Flow! He blows up the dam and treats the village below to a lot o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤf fresh water!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Blast! He wraps a Geodude̎̑͂̓̚ with dyn͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛amite and blows him up into pieces!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Malicious Moon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛sault! Except he misses and sends the moo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤn flying into Los Angeles!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Recycle! He harve̎̑͂̓̚sts the bon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛es of his fallen enemies and turns them into weapons!

Gentlemen, you think this is fun͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ny? Guess what!?
A̅GL̻̳͋͂O̭̪̣ͧ̓͐ME̫͓̺͆ͧ͆ ̮̹OE͖͈N̰̺̞͑͐ͯ ̘͈B̮Ŕ͎͍ͣ͊ͅU̻̘̔̏TAL̜̝LỲ͖̰̓ ͕ͤṠ̅TͪR̃͛́Ỉ̭͚ͪK͓̝͖͆͌̾ES̰̅ ̠͓SH̎R̽U̜̯̿̾I͍͔̭ͨ̄̐KAN̩̽ ̯͎(̝1/̬̟̂̾4̀) ̣̃AN͉̭̬ͩ̈́ͦD̝̱̭̊͗ͪ C͑HA͍̤̞͐ͦ͆K͕̜R̀̿͆A͔̜ͫ̄MA̗ͩS̞T̤̝͉ͦͭ̎E̻͊R̩ͤ (̓ͮ͂1͌̊/4̳̭͈)̞ͥ ̦̗̭F̤̺̽̓O̞͍̩ͭͥ̇Ř͈̰͂ ͮ̆1ͩ̈H̠͎͓̒̆̌P̥ͮ Ȯ̗̯͍́̂F̺̟̫̀ͣ̈ ͣ̆ͨE̳̣ͅX̳CE̬͎̾ͬS̺͌SIVE̮̜ͭ̐ L̳AC̭̠̍́È͈͎̱͐̂RAT͖̅Ḯ̚ON̰̼̓ͯ ̜̃D̫A͈ͫM̝̹̈́̏A͎͈͚G͐ͬ̎E̤̙̺̊̋͛!ͫ͒̄
Look who’s laughin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g now!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Sparkly Swirl! He dumps a Swirlix and a jar of glitter in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to the toilet and flushes them all down!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bullet Punch! But he finds using his trusty Barret M95 se̎̑͂̓̚ems to work better than smackin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g his 50 caliber rounds!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Magma Storm! And whate̎̑͂̓̚ver is left of Californ͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ia is now on fire again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Chi Strike! But somethin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g seems off when he makes a Mr Mime’s head explode in the pro͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤcess.

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Secre̎̑͂̓̚t Sword! But he’d rather reso͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤrt to using his hidden͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ nuclear stockpile instead.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Protect! IT HAS NO EFFECT…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 17/100 – B̗UT̚ H̞̜ͩ̄Ë̙̺̟̓̆ RẸ͕AL̳̰̋ͫȊ͓̯̇ZES̐ͣ̍ JU͖̰͊̑S͇T ̓̚Hͦͫ̔O̞̣̔̊W̫̯ ̣̮̀ͯI̳͍NS̳͚̼͋̄̔Ǎ̪NE͚ͭLY ̳͚͍̇͌̚S̉ͭ̾TỦ̂P̿I̱͌D ͖͉̮̓͆̿TH̲̦̤ͨ̈́ͥÄ̝̰̱́̾ͯT W̼̞ͬ͒Õ̱͕̲̃̾U͆͐L̲͖̙D̯ ̜̯̺B͖̤͂̋E ͈̱͈͂͂̍AN̦̤̍̚D ̬͗STͥ̓Ȏ̝̫͚ͣ͆P̳S HͩI͇̊M͔͚ͅS̩̬ELF̲͓̠̾͑͗!̰̞͗͋

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Dynamax Cannon! Exce̎̑͂̓̚pt he gets the in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛structions wrong and causes a nuclear explo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤsion instead!
CHAKRAMASTER uses False Surren͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛der! And now he has the e̎̑͂̓̚nmity of the entire Genova Convention!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Diamo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤnd Storm! And now that puts him in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to extreme crippling debt!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shift Ge̎̑͂̓̚ar! Except that causes him to crash his truck in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a tree!

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses Electro Ball! And suddenly everyon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛e on the volleyball court hate̎̑͂̓̚s his guts for that trick!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Psystrike! But he messes it up and makes a Magmar’s head explo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤde.

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Encore! Except everyone thinks his karaoke singin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g is horrible and begs him to stop!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Toxic Spike̎̑͂̓̚s! And he clubs yet an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛other victim with his po͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤisoned cactus!

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Metal Claw! Except he hits a chalkbo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤard and n͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ow everyone hates him.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Cotton Guard! Exce̎̑͂̓̚pt him using a stuffed plushie as a shield makes him look like an idiot.

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses Metal So͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤund! But after that last ear-rippin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g debacle, everyone begs for him to stop with the noises.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flame̎̑͂̓̚ Burst! And Californ͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ia is even mo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤre incinerated!

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN uses Toxic! But he was scamme̎̑͂̓̚d and ended up with a jar of urine in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛stead.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Genesis Supern͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ova! And that’s half a galaxy that gets fried right there.

Holy crap, welcome̎̑͂̓̚ to reality, you who seem to have been on͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ly born yesterday!
A͚̒GL̇͗̐O͔ͯM̙̱̩̃̈́̂Ḛ͇̇̍ Ŏ̤EN ̭͒B̆ͬR͖͛UT͑̈͗A̟ͥL̉̒̚LỴ͖̰͐̓̑ ̙SͨͣT̲R̲͉ͪ̓I̬̩̳K̠E͚͆S͍̬̫͗̐́ ̬̩̰̆ͬ́Sͫ̄͂HRU͚IK̤AN̻̓ ̘FÓ̝R͖͎̫̍̓̑ ̘͈1HP̹ ̜̖ͥ͂O̺̝̩F B͈̻͇̈́ͭͩLŰNT̞ FÖ͔̻̗͛͗RCE̗͖̳ ̲͍̦͆̾̀T̰R͈A̤U̺MA ̱̳̩ͫ̈͂ḎA̲̳ͪ̅MA̲̱GE̫͛! (2/4)
Don’t test me, I actually en͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛joy doing this!

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN uses Lucky Chant! But in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛stead it’s the curse o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤf pestilence he causes!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Swagger! IT HAS NO EFFECT…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 90/100 – B͉̻̣̾͒͐UṬ͈͗̒ ̖͔͗̇H͚̺ͬͨE̎ͮ͊ U͕͕̘T̞͎̊̈́TE̯͊RL̫̮͊̓Y̙̗̥̋̉̇ ͇ͅF̠̥͈̎͊̉OŔ̳͇̭̓̿Ǵ̋ET̘̻̓̒Ṣ̈ ͍̘̭ͭ̋̔A̲͖ͭ̓NĎ̟ Ḅ̦̼R͐̍I̙͓N̈́GS̜̟̍̂ ̗͚̻̓̆ͬAG͌͗O̅ͧ̍N̲̜̖IͬZ̙͓̫I͕̲̲̔̒̌NG M̫̖̺͆ͪ͌E̊N̰̙̪̉͐͗T̫ͯAL ͨ̎ͬSH͕̥̮͆͂͌Â̲M̞̩̳E̼̳̐͒̏ͅ ̗AND Ḥ̟̽ͭU̪̝ͧ͋MI̩̣LḀȚͭỈ̬ŎN̪̯̼̒͗͐ ON H̪̦͕̋̍͆I̳̹̼ͨ̍̆M̱͐SE̘ͮL̐ͫ̊F͛̓ͭ ̓̌ͯǍ̻̯̝͒ͤND͕̮͍̽̎̚ ̳͓̪̇ͮ̑HĪ̹̘͚̿̍S̭̔ ͖̓F̜̩͖AMI̱ͧL͈̻͙̃ͤͩẎ̮͈͈ͤ͊’͍̥ͣ̊S̝̩͇̃̅͆ ̘͉ͭͭN̰̫̟ͨ̌ͤAME̗ͤ ̦ͮF̰̞͕͆̃ͨOR̿̈́ ̞ͧG̹ͫE̫̋N͚̯̝Ě̪R̈ͥͣA̲̬T͚̜̫͑̾̃I̞͕ONS T̗͗O Ċ̣͕̂O͊͆ͮME̪͔!̊ͩ́ (4/4)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (52/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Saying that was a hot me̎̑͂̓̚ss is an un͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛derstatement! Here, take your 1 EXP and choose̎̑͂̓̚!

Dȅͫvolve Chakra in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a measly little Pichu!
Sacrifice Evolution Crystal(s) to evolve yourself to Drakloak or Dragapult!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Dump Chakramaster’s carcass into your Whe̎̑͂̓̚el!

Sho͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤw us how you like̎̑͂̓̚ to terrorize̎̑͂̓̚!

Shruikan

11-25-2021, 08:52 PM

Yay, my plan didn't blow up in my face! So I'm gonna spend the crystals and jump up to Dragapult.

AgloMe Oen

11-26-2021, 04:07 PM

Yay, my plan didn't blow up in my face! So I'm gonna spend the crystals and jump up to Dragapult.

Pö̯͎́̚w̭ͅě̳̭̖̒ͯȑ̈ ̉an̩d̙͔ͫͬ ͖̪̳͑ͮ̍m͈a͇̪͖ͭ͒͊d͓̺ͮ̂n̼̮̮̐͗ͬe̹͎͊͆ss ov̗̖͊͋eͤ̈r͉wh͇͎̬̔͐̚e͍lm͍̩̱i͚̎n̤͔̳ͮͧ̓g̑ͫ!̮

I mean̙̮̹̞͍̪̣̪̾͗ͬ̌̋̌ͮ̽ sure, of co͔̱̼̖͙̳̠̪urse̻̺̯͊͆̋!

AgloMe Oen

11-26-2021, 04:12 PM

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1 Coin fo̤̝r all of you on̖̖ͨ̍ theͤͣ̔ͣͩ B̖͍̥͊̈́̐L̹̼̘̆̇ͣAC̯̲̺KE̥̥̤͍͕͍̹ST ̹͓Ǒ̯̞͈̼̞̠̻̓ͨ̑́͗̚F̣̬͇̝̦ͅ ͯF̠ͨR̪̳̘̺̎ͭ̀̆I̻͉̭̜DA͇̜̹͓͉Y̤͔͕͍S! Muha ha ha!

AgloMe Oen

11-26-2021, 04:44 PM

Herẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ there is only darkn͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧess and dismay! But plenty of blo͑̏͊̚ody entertain͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧment!

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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, wearin͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧg the faces of his slain͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧ enemies, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

ARNISD as Tyranitar an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SLICKSLACK as Abomasnow to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
arnisd SlickSlack

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SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for ẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ach battle is in͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧcreased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SLICKSLACK https://serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/icon/460.png
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS havẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ the Wheel option after win͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧning and Wheel people, includin͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧg yourself, as much as you like! No͑̏͊̚ Wheelie items n̙̰̭ͮ͂͒eeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The H͚̍ORṚ̽I͎̘ͨ͑F̠͔͆͗IC͍͑ ̙͖̻CO̞̩͎͗ͮͦI̲͇N̲̦͐ͯ ̖͖̹̂͑̈O̭͓̳F̟̏ ̮̚T͔̣͙H̞͕͐̒E̜̭̬ JU͔͚͎D̰ͧGM̬̖̂͑Ēͫ̔NT͔͙̅̆ O̾̋F̪̲̼ ͓ͩǍ̙̗͒L̘ͧL̘̭̐̓ has declare̻̅͞d SLICKSLACK strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
SLICKSLACK bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋gin̙̰̭ͮ͂͒s the blood harvest with Destiny Bond! But she finds o͑̏͊̚ut they’re alrẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ady doomed together!
ARNISD usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Dragon̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ Dance! I̺̓T̠̐ R̫E͔̎Sͪ̓̚Ǔ̯L͍͍͌͒T̜͉̦́̿̌S̗͓ ̯̑Ị̣̠ͬ͑ͮN̦̰̗ͯ̏͗ ͔͛S̀ͦAV͒̍͂AG̱̾E̜͖͓ ̗M͇̺̫̊̇ͪE̝͖̻̅̉̎Nͬ͊ͣṰ͍̺̃͐͒Ȧ͖L̍̈́̿ ̇A͖N̙̦ͅARCHY̲͕ͤͫ ̗̯̦D̦̙A͔̹͇͐ͯͪMA̋GÊͤ ͍̖̆̉TO͐̑
Š̝͙͇͆̔LI̋CKSͭL͇ͧA̬ͭC̦͕̘ͮͬ͂K! (1/3)

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Acid Spray! But she usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋d up all her cyan̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ide on those inno͑̏͊̚cent villagers!
ARNISD uses Terrain Pulsẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋! But he’s quite sure the eviscerated victims he buried flatlined!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Dragon Darts! But she decides impaling a Dragon̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ite with a javelin is much more fun and effective!
ARNISD uses Obstruct! He blo͑̏͊̚cks the fire escapes bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋fore committing arson!

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Ancien̙̰̭ͮ͂͒t Power! But that ends up unleashing an unho͑̏͊̚ly evil upon the land!
ARNISD uses Drill Run! But he finds he likes goin̙̰̭ͮ͂͒g on a chainsaw rampagẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ much more.

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Octazooka! She blo͑̏͊̚ws up an Octillẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ry with a rocket laun̙̰̭ͮ͂͒cher!
ARNISD uses Round! I̙͖̐͒T DEA͍͛L̼̮͂̿S̠̳͚ͮͩ̒ ̱̞ͣ̂M͚̱̘ͧ̉̌AS͍̳͙ͥ͑̅SI̱ͨV̓E͛̄̂ AG̤ͪG͉̯͉͒̇͋O̺̬̠N̑̓ͩI̙̱͆̎ZI̞̿N̔̿̚Ġ͚̞ͧ̈ͅ ̘̩͗̆BḼ̏U̞̹̟N͔̪ͩ̍T̖̱̪̿̆̓ ́̉̉FORC̰̯̗ͣͩ̈́E Ṯ̞ͪ̌RA͇̍UͦM̮̏A̗͍̱ͮ̈ͥ ḒA͔ͤM̥Ä̰G͐̉͐E
T̹̜̭͌̽̏O̝͖̤ ͎̥͇͊ͫ́Ṡ̫L̺̞̂͌I͆ͭC̤͋K͊ͨSL͇͇͂ͥA͙̤̮͊ͮ̚CK͋͂ͫ!͍̫ͤ͗ (2/3)

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Auro͑̏͊̚ra Veil! I̎T͒ ͑̅̈ḊEḀ͇͍L̮̔S̎ͅ ͎HE̖̘AV̯Y ̘͉̆̅BRUTÀ͈̼̉Ḻͬ ̫̫ͮͣD̻̑̅ͅAM͈̗̖ͩ̇̌A͓GȄ̼̟̍ ̦͙̀ͣTO̠͗ ̦͚̋̇̀ͅAR̟ͤN̗͛I͆̆Ṣ̠̞͌̌̍D͚̮̹ͤ̐̇!̮̈́ (1/5)
ARNISD uses Diamond Storm! But it puts him in̙̰̭ͮ͂͒to hopeless, crippling debt!

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Max Steelspike! I͍̭̯ͅͅT̘̱̱̼̣̦ ͖̟͍̻̰ͫ͌͆̑̾̚ͅCA̟͐U͊ͩ͗ͯ̈̃Sͨ̉̊ͭ̾Ẽ̼S̱̞͖̻̩ E̠̙̞͎ͧ͛ͦ̄ͤͯͅͅX̳̭̯̰̮̊̓͒̊̽T̽̄R̮͈̥͖͎̂͆̂̓͑Ḙ́M̩̬ͩͨE ̋̆̍̄̈́̏̓S̭̠̠̯̺Ûͭ̈́̔̈̀P̯̠̱̲͖̥͕ͭ̎ͣ͑ͩ̀̆E̽͒̂͂̽R̗̼̯-E̳ͯF̜F̳͔̫͉̪͚͋ͨ̈ͩ͛̔E̮̻̬̍ͭͧC͕̩̘̬T̚Ȉ̫̠̹̳̘̝̓͗ͩͭ̃VE ̝̇ ͇̞ͫ̑SA̰̠̞͓̎̎̐̿V͗͛̌ͧ̒Åͭ̅ͯ́ͨͨGE
IM͉͖͖̱̳̙ͦ̑͊͊ͬ̂P̲̫̙ͩ̀̃Á͔̞̝͖ͩ̿ͥĽ͈̣͈͈ͬ̌̔̆ͅI̳̝ͮ̐̓ͣ̇̚ ̙̟͈̞NG̩͖̪͈ͧ̀̔̀ D̈͌̓ͩͥ͒̇Ạ̻̻̪̭͛̐̽̋̽M̓̓̽ͨ͋Aͣ̏ͨ̐̿G̥̻̞͕̭͇̝̍̇ͭ͒̐̅́Eͬ̇͒ ̘̠͔̪͍ͬ̓ T͖̰ͦͨO̲̝͗ͮ ̬̳̱̖͎̫̳̈́͒̏̿͌̔̿A̰̙̯̖̓ͫ̓̓̍ͅR̯͍̘̳̝͂ͧͭ́̀NI̤̰̩̫̲Sͪ̒̇ͬ̓͆ ̪̥̝̣̠̺͎͒D͎̻̞ͨ̾͗!̹͑ (4/5)
ARNISD uses Thundẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋r Cage! He thro͑̏͊̚ws a Mr Mime into a steel prison̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ and zaps him to death!

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Defog! But the encroaching darknẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ss is far too͑̏͊̚ much for her to han̙̰̭ͮ͂͒dle!
ARNISD uses Doublẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ Kick! An̙̰̭ͮ͂͒d that’s two snapped necks for that Doduo!

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Dizzy Punch! She gets extremely drun̙̰̭ͮ͂͒k and swings but ends up punching a Charmander’s face in̙̰̭ͮ͂͒.
ARNISD uses Venoshock! He givẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s his victims both the lethal injection̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ and the electric chair at the same time!

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses Thunderbolt! But shẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ misses an̙̰̭ͮ͂͒d completely fries a Squirtle to͑̏͊̚ death.
ARNISD uses Lock-On! And that makes sure no one can escape whẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋n he turns on the poison gas.

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Fein̙̰̭ͮ͂͒t! But she’s still too drunk from bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋fore!
ARNISD uses Crunch! I̩͕͖͔T͉̔ ̗̝̣̀̑̂ͪͅO̞̬̞ͯ́̓U̲͓ͥ̈T̰̼̻͖̥̎̆ͪͬ̔R͈̹͕̀͐̆I̅͌G̤̙̺̭̓͌ͤ̚ Ĥ̹̖̖̮͗̍ͦTͤ́̄ͤ̇̾ ͚̦̼͇̱̱̉̊̑͛̓̚M̻͉͉̥̑ͬ͐ͤUR͖̣̜͔̩͚͗̅͋ͥͭ̆Ḍ̻͖̥̤̋̾̒̌͌̚ͅĔ ͎R̳͇̤̹ͤ̉̑̚S̘͈͓̩̊ͯ̓̏ ̪̬͕S̖L̲̯͌̀IC̬̉Kͧ͋ͪS͍̖͖̳̣Ĺ̮A̳̮̦͍̬͒̇ͣ̋̚C̓̾̈́͆͒ͬ̄ K Ị̮͈͐̆͛N ͚̹̘͓̱͊̿̊ͤͫȦ͚̼ͦ ͓̝͎ͅG͓ͯL͓OR̈͌ͦ̅Iͦ͛O͕̩̹͙̯̥̲US̻͕͖͓̟̤̿̐ͤͩͫͣ
D̲͚͋̈ͣͅĨ̂̊̊ͬ̍S̼̤̦̑͌͑P̿̀̄͛̈L͕͈͍͎A̻̲̰̣͔ͅY̜͓͉͚ ̮̱̜̜̦̙͍̏̒̉̑̎̊ͧO̯͕͚̯F͇̥̳̯͇̏ͨͤͨ̈́ ̼̟͖̳̹͎ͮ̆̏̂̽̉B̊̇͆̃͂͒L̬͍̤͇̼̠̼ͭ́͂ͨ̾ͥ̒Oͮ̂̍͂ODY̝̓̌̒ ̺̯ ͦͪ̏Vͨ͊̐Ǐ̞̥͙̲̘ͬ̈́ͨ̓OL̑ͧͤE̯N͚͎̗͙͑̀̾̂CE! (3/3)

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DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (88/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Oh… o͑̏͊̚h, that was so violen̙̰̭ͮ͂͒t and bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋autiful it was almost orgasmic!

Here, takẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ your 1 EXP for a slaughter well don̙̰̭ͮ͂͒e! And you get your insidio͑̏͊̚us choice of…

Dȅͫvolve Slick in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a pathetic little Sn̙̰̭ͮ͂͒over!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Menacingly dump Slick’s screamin̙̰̭ͮ͂͒g corpse into your Whe̎̑͂̓̚el!
Or embrace madn̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ess and Wheel yoursẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋lf!

Show us what your spẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋cial little hell lo͑̏͊̚oks likẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋!