Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Whether or not you're here for the weird, barely-coherent mythos we created in the last LPW, STEP RIGHT UP AND ATTEMPT TO GET A PRIZE! The first person to post and have no post come after it in 48 hours-AND NOTHING ELSE coughcoughjudgedreddcoughcough is a weener. A weener is like a winner, but with added hot-dog treasure to go with what is typically unfantomable power, so it's better than a winner. Of course. NO I AM NOT WRONG! I AM NEVER WRONG! EXCEPT WHEN I ADMIT IT.

In any case, play! Have the chortles! Interject your thoughts (or your actions) in what will mostly be roleplaying in some ill-defined and random sci-fi/fantasy world, BECAUSE WE'RE ALL BORED AND WE'VE GOT A REALLY FREAKING HIGH IMAGINATION STAT TO USE THAT WE JUST AREN'T USING ENOUGH!

Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] Bulbasaur
[v4] DesperadoBRT
[v5] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v6] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v7] Fantome Ecrivain
[v8] ????????
[v9] ?????????

[Wander]

HI: NOOO I FORGOT TO POOOSSSTTTT

SW: POST WHAT IN WHERE???

HI: shush swerve you're ruining my moment

SW: What do you mean-

HI: *slowly pushes Swerve's face away* Anyway uh congrats Siv. WE MUST CELEBRATE WITH HIGH GRADE ENERGON

SW: DRINKS ARE FREE!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Derp. I'm a derp. I mixed up timestamps and got confuzzled.

I'd appreciate it if someone would lock this, but sticky it so we don't have to make a new thread b/c we're lazy, then unlock it later when a winner's officially been decided, and I'll edit the top post then.

FALSE ALARM EVERYONE! BACK A VERSION!