Avatar role-play 2.B

[The-Hydra]

Welcome to the grand Avatar Role-play 2.B, The goofiest and biggest RP around! No forms, No need to feel like you're writing a novel, Just a place to live your wildest fantasies with other avatars! The place where the worlds of avatars collide in to one raging ball of nonsense where anyone can join in at anytime, So come on in and have some fun! This game was extremely popular on the old Pokestadium site and even more so on Pokepavillion.

Further explanation: This basically works like a normal Roleplay, But you use your avatar instead of making a character. It's a little different, Because you can basically change characters unlike a normal RP. Posts can basically just be your avatar talking without narration. Also, Since this is the fun and games, It's not necessary to make your posts long or anything. Just don't spam is all.

All though there is a few minor rules to please (OR ELSE) consider:

-All PXR game rules apply, As always.

-No swearing, as this led to the last thread (1031 pages and going strong o3o) to be locked. If you wanna swear, censor the whole word with symbols instead of just one vowel.

- No Godmodding, Which basically means if your avatar is say Pikachu, You can't fly around shoot giant flamethrowers. Just keep what you do limited to your avatar's abilities.

-No totally invincible characters. You should have at least one weakness, So you can't just go around being a jerk without anyone being able to stop you.

-No more than 4 speaking characters in an avatar, Just to prevent things from getting too confusing. You can make occasional exceptions, But try not to do it too often.

-Have fun! Or don't. Really your call.

(Note: I haven't gotten the complete list of rule breaks in the last thread from Max yet, but since the one week is still over, we'll just have to be patient and try to abide by all site rules until then)

[Sir Sivelos]

((Okay, let's try this again... ono;))

*blinks* ...WOAH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I FEEL LIKE I CONKED OUT FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: That's because you had to open y-
Larry: Probably just some bad food.

[Sir Sivelos]

YEAH, MAYBE. ****, MY HEAD HURTS... *rubs head*

((Am I doing it right? Censoring, I mean.))

[Rin Kagamine]

Huh?
Where am I?
*looking around and scratching head in confusion*

[Sir Sivelos]

I DON'T KNOW, HUMAN. YOU TELL ME.

[Rin Kagamine]

I don't really like sarcasm. It's not cool.

[Sir Sivelos]

WHAT? YOU CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF SARCASM? STOP BEING SUCH A WRIGGLER AND GROW THE **** UP.

[Rin Kagamine]

I only said I don't like it. It wouldn't be cool for me to be unable to handle it.

[Sir Sivelos]

*groans, and facepalms x1* OH GOD, YOU'RE LIKE STRIDER, BUT WORSE.

[Rin Kagamine]

Hm?
Who's this "Strider"?

[Sir Sivelos]

HE'S THIS COMPLETE ******BAG WHO'S OBSESSED WITH BEING 'IRONIC,' AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO TAKE OFF HIS ****ING SHADES, EVEN WHEN HE'S IN A DARK ROOM. BUT HE'S MY... 'BRO,' SO I GUESS I HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM.

[Rin Kagamine]

Huh.
Must really tick you off enough to get you swearing like that.
Or are you one of those people who just likes swearing a lot?

[Sir Sivelos]

OH TRUST ME, HE DOES. AND WHY WOULD I SWEAR *ALL* THE TIME?

[Rin Kagamine]

*shrug*
*yawn*
*sits down*
*sigh*

[Sir Sivelos]

*looks up at a Dimensional Hole high up in the sky* ...

[Rin Kagamine]

...what's that?

[Sir Sivelos]

A DIMENSIONAL RIP, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW.

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh. I thought you might've known, because what do I know anymore.

[Pokeman]

X: WOOOHOOOOOO *flies around* YEAH BABY WOOO

Y: Can you please not?

[Sir Sivelos]

...WHAT THE ****?

[Rin Kagamine]

...WHAT THE ****?

^Ditto

[Sir Sivelos]

...NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE **** AM I LOOKING AT? SOME BREED OF MUTATED LUSUS, OR SOMETHING?

[Rin Kagamine]

I wonder if their souls are any good.

[Pokeman]

X and Y: *stare intently at weird guy ((not gamzee))* WTF?

[Sir Sivelos]

I COULD SAY THE SAME TO YOU.

[Pokeman]

X: Well, we don't consume souls.

Y: Yeah, we're just dragons.

[Rin Kagamine]

What's wrong with consuming souls?

[Pokeman]

X: Well, it's not natural from where we come from.

Y: Yeah, that's considered 'supernatural' from where we come from.

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh.
I won't eat your souls. That wouldn't be cool. I was just playing with ya.

[Pokeman]

X: Okay, thanks. I like my soul.

Y: But can you promise us to not eat souls around us?

X: Actually, watching him eat souls would be entertaining.

Y: I guess...

[Rin Kagamine]

Cool.

[Sir Sivelos]

UGH. THIS IS STUPID.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Flies in and looks around*

Huh? It feels like I've been here before... I don't like that feeling.

[Pokeman]

X: That looks like Vegeta...

Y: Yeah, but he's no evil or angry. That's not the Vegeta we know...

[Sir Sivelos]

JOIN THE CLUB.

[Rin Kagamine]

New people.
*lies down*
Welcome to the world of...
Things.

[Prince Vegeta]

Hmm... I'm not sure how you people know me, but then again my record does quite give me a title, besides the one I already have.

[Pokeman]

X: We aren't things.

Y: Yeah, we're dragons.

[Rin Kagamine]

I meant things in general.

[Sir Sivelos]

OH, WATCH OUT EVERYBODY! PINEAPPLE HEAD THERE IS *FAMOUS!* REALLY ****ING SCARY.

[Rin Kagamine]

*smirk*

[Sir Sivelos]

BAH, WHATEVER. WHERE'S THAT ROUND BUTLER FROM BEFORE?

[Wander]

I'm no butler, but I'm round! . . ish. Okay, I'm not really round at all. But I'm a bartender! Does that count?

[Sir Sivelos]

*facepalms* NO. THAT NOTION OF THAT COUNTING DOESN'T EVEN COME WITHIN THE FIFTY METER MARK OF THAT ACTUALLY BEING A TOPICAL IDEA.

((Also, Icy, get on this! http://joimslab.psim.us/ ))

[Rin Kagamine]

...
And I thought this place couldn't get any crazier.

[Sir Sivelos]

YOU KNOW, I DID TOO. BUT OBVIOUSLY, UNLESS YOUR THINK PAN IS FRIED, IT CAN OBVIOUSLY FLY STRAIGHT OFF THE ****ING HANDLE, AND RIGHT OFF INTO SPACE.

[Prince Vegeta]

..... I have no idea why I'm here...

[Rin Kagamine]

..... I have no idea why I'm here...

Neither do I.

[Sir Sivelos]

CARE TO STATE ANYMORE OBVIOUS FACTS?

[Rin Kagamine]

Care to shut up?

[Sir Sivelos]

EXCUSE ME? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE **** SPEWING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

[Prince Vegeta]

....I never asked for your interjection, troll. I never wanted it to begin with either.

[Sir Sivelos]

WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TROLLS?

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Because! Everyone knows trolls are...gray...and have horns...I think..

[Rin Kagamine]

...a hydra...a troll...dragons...

What is with this place?

[Sir Sivelos]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING!? I DON'T. ****ING. KNOW!

[Wander]

Man, why do you gotta swear so much? I think you swear more than Whirl does! . . . .Okay, maybe Whirl doesn't swear that much, but still.

[Rin Kagamine]

*small chuckle*

[Sir Sivelos]

*sighs, and walks off* OH, NEVER MIND. I'LL FIND MY OWN WAY OUT. HAVE FUN ****ING AROUND.

[Prince Vegeta]

So there's a Transformer, Troll, Pokemon, Soul Eater, and Saiyajin. Interesting group of beings if you ask me. The most disparate group I've seen so far.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Exist.

You are now existing.

[Prince Vegeta]

.....Hmmm... A Midnight Crew member... As long as no one from the The Felt is around, I see no problem at the moment... Then again, that would be quick judgement on my behalf.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Answer the Prince.

What did you say about The Felt?

[Prince Vegeta]

Simply that as long as one is not around, I don't expect a high amount of trouble from you. I don't support them or your crew, so I am the neutral party that sits back and watches you both attack each other.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: ==>

It's not that simple, Prince. The Felt's been on our tail for decades, into the past and future. Until we settle this personal rivalry of ours, neither of us rest, while Lord English is off doing whatever he pleases.

You take a seat in a conveniently placed Ultrecliner and enjoy a good smoke. If you're stuck in this place, you might as well have a good time.

[Prince Vegeta]

I have yet to actually look into the full depth of your rivalry and your universe. Most of my knowledge is the thin scraping layer. And you have a point. Since most of us are stuck here, we might as well enjoy ourselves and make the most of it.
*Looks around, and counts to four on his right hand*

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: ==>

Whatever you say, Prince.

[Wander]

Sooo. . . I would offer you all drinks, but I'm pretty sure Energon kills organics. I could make some organic Energon, but I don't really have the, uh, tools to do it, since they're all back on the Lost Light in my bar. *shrugs*

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: ==>

You don't drink beer. Beer is for the drunken lowlifes on the streets. And you; you're a gentleman. A murderer, gang member, and terrorist, but still a gentleman.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Woah woah woah woah woah...woah...Beer is good.
Big guy: THAT MANY WOAHS CAN'T BE WRONG

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: ==>

I'm not saying it's bad. It's just not in my tastes.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: If I can ask, what is in your tastes? Suits?

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Answer the Hydreigon.

Yes, among other things. But those aren't your concern.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: ....Okay.
Big guy: I
M NOT VERY CONCERNED ABOUT ANYTHING, SO YEAH, THE TIE GUY'S PROBABLY RIGHT.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: ==>

Mhm.

You pull out a newspaper, hoping to find out the latest news on one of your favorite casinos. No luck, so far.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Takes out a Scouter, and puts it on. Clicking the only button on the side, it comes to life with a few small beeps*

Computer, call Lord Frieza.

Scouter: Yes, Prince Vegeta.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: ==>

God, this place is boring.

[Prince Vegeta]

..... Yes, mylord. ..... As long as my father is still alive, I will do as thou sayeth. ...... I have no idea where I am, very sorry, mylord.

[Pokeman]

X: *attempts to walk through door*

Y: *grabs X by the neck and slams him through wall* NAAAAAAARRRRGH

X: He tried coke last night. Now he loves it.

Y: WOAAAAHHHHHH BROOOOOOO WHO LET IN THE CHICK WITH THE SPIKY HAIR??? SHE LOOKS LIKE A SL-

X: *cups hand over Y's mouth* Hehe, uhh, he wasn't saying anything.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Continue in your antics.

You persist in reading the news. ...Oh hey, the elections are over.

[Prince Vegeta]

... I will find a way out, mylord. *Clicks the button on Scouter*
*Ahem* I see. Charizard X Mega-form, I take no offence to what Charizard Y Mega-form says. He is high, and though I don't agree with it, since there's no point in it, I do not mind.

[The-Hydra]

X: *attempts to walk through door*

Y: *grabs X by the neck and slams him through wall* NAAAAAAARRRRGH

X: He tried coke last night. Now he loves it.

Y: WOAAAAHHHHHH BROOOOOOO WHO LET IN THE CHICK WITH THE SPIKY HAIR??? SHE LOOKS LIKE A SL-

X: *cups hand over Y's mouth* Hehe, uhh, he wasn't saying anything.


(Try not to mention most advanced drugs in the future guys o3o)

[Rin Kagamine]

*runs over*
*trips*
*falls on face*
...ow...

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: IT'S A WALKY STEAK

[Sonic20]

> Problem Sleuth: Appear.

You appear.

> Problem Sleuth: Explain to the confused hydra.

You explain to the confused hydra that that's a cow, not a steak. You have truly done the world well.

[Rin Kagamine]

...
Whaaaaaat.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: OH. THEN....IS IT A FUTURE STEAK?

[Rin Kagamine]

Big guy: OH. THEN....IS IT A FUTURE STEAK?

I guess that's possible.
But you definitely won't be the one who'll eat me.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Greet Problem Sleuth.

You nod in Problem Sleuth's direction.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Sits down in a chair* Hmmm...

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Set up a game of solitaire.

You set up a game of solitaire, and begin a heated match.

...This is stupid.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Yeah. Any game you can't bet on isn't worth playing.

[Prince Vegeta]

Spades, may I see the deck of cards you are using? If you do not mind, I wish to play a game of solitaire as well.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: I never learned to play Solitaire. there's always two other heads around.
Big guy: ALL I HAVE TO BET IS A PAPER CLIP I'VE ALWAYS LEFT UNDER MY TONGUE

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: ==>

Spades? As in Spades Slick? You don't see Slick around here, and you are sure as **** you aren't Slick. You know your name.

You are Diamonds Droog.

...But despite this, you hand the Prince a spare, non-innocuous-double deck of cards.

[Wander]

Solitaire. That sounds like a fun card game! If you guys don't mind, I think I'll just watch. Never seen humans play card games before.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Correct the big Robot.

Do I look like a human to you?

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Yeah...I mean, he looks similar, he's wearing the clothes and all, but his forehead is really large.

[Sir Sivelos]

>DD: Don the shades. Be the Bro.

You are now Bro Strider.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Woah! I gotta get me some of that.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh hey, it's this place again.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: SO, DO YOU HAVE A MOUTH?

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course I have a mouth! Why wouldn't I have one?

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: OH...I GUESS I JUST COULDN'T SEE IT.

[Sir Sivelos]

It's cool, dude.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Sees Bro Strider* .... *Puts up index and middle finger up, pressed together, in greeting*

[Sir Sivelos]

*does the same back to Vegeta*
Hey dude, it's been a while.

[Wander]

Oh yeah, have any of you seen like a tiny little human baby around here? I need to find him before Cyclonus finds out. If he ever finds out. . . DEAR PRIMUS I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. *shivers in a corner*

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't believe I have formally met you before. Though I do know a bit of surface knowledge on where you come from.

[Sir Sivelos]

Yeah, since my lil' bro's the Hero of Time, things tend to get a bit confusing.

[Prince Vegeta]

I see, well it's almost a given that the Hero of Time will have a bit of a confusing lifestyle.

(( Today is Akira Toriyama's birthday!! Thank you Akira for creating DB/Z. Have a happy 59th dau of birth! :D))

[Rin Kagamine]

(( XD Of course you would add that. ))

*hiding in a bush*

[Prince Vegeta]

(( Yes! It is an important factoid to DBZ fans, and just since the man is almost 60 and is possibly making a new series! I could have swore that he was set for life by now, but boredom and fandoms got the best of him, I think. XD))

Hmmm... Seems that not many people are awake. *Walks around a bit*

[Rin Kagamine]

*pokes head out*

Hmm? Whaddya mean, "not many people are awake"?
As far as I'm aware.
we're the only ones here.

[Wander]

((AH YES, HAPPY HUMAN CREATION DAY, AKIRA! *happy whirring sounds* ;u;))

I'm awake! I couldn't recharge anyway, looking for him and all. Luckily, Ultra Magnus and Cyclonus haven't found out, hehe. I hope so, anyway.

[Rin Kagamine]

((AH YES, HAPPY HUMAN CREATION DAY, AKIRA! *happy whirring sounds* ;u;))

I'm awake! I couldn't recharge anyway, looking for him and all. Luckily, Ultra Magnus and Cyclonus haven't found out, hehe. I hope so, anyway.

(( LOL ))

Oh?
Hello there~
And good mornin'!

[Prince Vegeta]

It's nothing, Toxicroak, I say things in a strange fashion from time to time.

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh.
Alright, then.

[Wander]

Oh yeah, hey there. What are you supposed to be? *pokes Toxicroak*

[Prince Vegeta]

Swerve, that would be a Toxicroak. A Poison type from the Pokemon Universe.

[Rin Kagamine]

*nods*

[Wander]

Oh, that sounds cool- wait, did you say poison? Does that include acid? 'Cause, Cybertronians don't do well with acid. *nervous chuckle*

[Rin Kagamine]

Nope, no acid. 'Though that might be cool.

[Prince Vegeta]

Well some things have a bit of acid in them. It depends on what kind of acid you are speaking of, Swerve.

[Wander]

Well, I guess I mean like, enough acid to melt me. Like, the acid rains we have on Cybertron. Speaking of rain, what's in your rain? It doesn't melt metal, which is weird.

[Rin Kagamine]

Rain...
Is water on my planet.
I love the rain a lot.

[Wander]

Water? Huh. Don't have any of that on Cybertron. Then again, we're robots, and you guys are organics, and I'm pretty sure organics need water to live.

[Rin Kagamine]

(( 1. I forgot it rains acid on Cybertron...I always thought that was strange
2. (not related to anything) One of my Pokemon has Pokerus. That's never happened to me before :D ))

Yeah-up~

[Prince Vegeta]

(( Pokerus is rarer than getting a shiny Pokemon. I have seen 1 wild shiny, and like five+ of my Pokemon are infected or have been infected by the Rus. ._. I'm not sure how to feel about that...))

Yes, Swerve. Living creatures need water to live. Humans can survive three weeks without food, and three days without water.

[Rin Kagamine]

(( Pokerus is rarer than getting a shiny Pokemon. I have seen 1 wild shiny, and like five+ of my Pokemon are infected or have been infected by the Rus. ._. I'm not sure how to feel about that...))

Yes, Swerve. Living creatures need water to live. Humans can survive three weeks without food, and three days without water.

(( "Pokérus has a 3 in 65,536 or approximately a 1 in 21,845 chance of being generated on a Pokémon, either wild or bred, effectively making this rarer than a shiny Pokémon, which have a 3 in 24,576, or around 1 in 8,192 chance to be found wild or hatched."

(Bulbapedia) ))

[Prince Vegeta]

(( I know... Should I be concerned or confused that I can get the Pokerus easier than shiny Pokemon?))

[Rin Kagamine]

(( Don't know, but I'm starting to think my game glitched 'cause it isn't showing that any of them have it... ))

[Wander]

((I've only seen one shiny in the wild (not counting the shiny Gyarados), and I've got like 20+ Pokemon with Pokerus. Very crazy indeed. o3o))

Huh, well that's weird. Wait 'till I tell Tailgate- OHHH SLAG, I FORGOT ABOUT TAILGATE!! ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN A TINY HUMAN BABY AROUND HERE?!

[Rin Kagamine]

((I've only seen one shiny in the wild (not counting the shiny Gyarados), and I've got like 20+ Pokemon with Pokerus. Very crazy indeed. o3o))

Huh, well that's weird. Wait 'till I tell Tailgate- OHHH SLAG, I FORGOT ABOUT TAILGATE!! ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN A TINY HUMAN BABY AROUND HERE?!

...no...not that I know of...

(( "Shiny Pokemon have a 3 in 65,536 or approximately a 1 in 21,845 chance of being generated , either wild or bred, effectively making this rarer than Pokerus, which has a 3 in 24,576, or around 1 in 8,192 chance to be found wild or hatched."

(Me)

switching words around is fun/shot ))

[Prince Vegeta]

No, I don't believe I have. I can be of assistance if need be though.

(( That's more accurate for my case. XD))

[Rin Kagamine]

(( Yesterday someone traded me a level 100 male shiny Excadrill that was once infected with Pokerus for a level 60 Rotom on my Black2. He's so beautiful, I just wanna hug him~ ))

[Sir Sivelos]

*all of a sudden, Lil Cal!*

Lil Cal: http://i.imgur.com/6RFNtaE.gif

Aw, sweet, it's the C-Man!

[Rin Kagamine]

Hey~!
More people.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey, Cal, introduce yourself to everyone.

Lil Cal: *all of a sudden, Cal is sitting on a tree stump nearby Toxicroak!*

[Rin Kagamine]

Woah.*looking at Lil Cal*

[Sir Sivelos]

C'mon, C-Man, say hi.

Lil Cal: *Lil Cal waves! However, for a fraction of a second, you think you can see a faint after-image of a man, moving Cal!*

[Prince Vegeta]

I see you brought your friend, Lil Cal. Well I guess he could be quite fun to have around, give or take on your meaning of fun.

[Rin Kagamine]

Huh...
*sits and leans against the stump*

[Sir Sivelos]

*All of a sudden, Cal vanishes*

Yeah, he's cool. The best. But he has stuff he's gotta do, y'know?

[Rin Kagamine]

Sure.

Oh, I almost forgot,
I'm looking for a Pokemon Egg that was dropped around here somewhere.

[Sir Sivelos]

Sorry, man. I can't see anything around here.

[Prince Vegeta]

I have yet to find an egg, so I do not know where that Pokemon egg may be.

[Rin Kagamine]

*shrug*
I'll find it eventually.

[Sir Sivelos]

Dude, I'm sure you will!

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: EGG YOU SAY? WHAT KIND?
Pete: I could use some food.
Larry: I don't think she meant for eating. Then again, we haven't eaten in days...

[Rin Kagamine]

Big guy: EGG YOU SAY? WHAT KIND?
Pete: I could use some food.
Larry: I don't think she meant for eating. Then again, we haven't eaten in days...

Greetings, Hydreigon heads.

You better not eat my friend's egg if you find it.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: UGH. This is why we haven't eaten in so long-everyone's friends with food.

[Rin Kagamine]

*rolls eyes*
*turns around* Oh!
*walks over to a bush an grabs a Pokemon Egg*

Found it! Now Luxray can't get mad at me!

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Great. I hope Luxray's kid has some kind of mutation.
Big guy: YEAH! AND, UH, NOT A COOL ONE, LIKE BEING SHINY.

[Rin Kagamine]

He's actually hoping for a shiny.

I just hope I can scramble it, but he'd kill me if I did that.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Solution: eat it, then never go back to see him again. Just common sense.
Larry: ...If you put a single meal over friendship...
Pete: Sounds good. So, who's the friend? I'll take care of him. Depends on the meal though.
Larry: ...Never mind...

[Rin Kagamine]

I can hear you from this bush.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS AVATAR!

I'm just here to try to scare the **** out of you.

*grumble*

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Oh. Well, That strategy works if there's no bushes around. I swear.

[Rin Kagamine]

Wait, can I do this too, Luxray?

I guess...

I'm just gonna cram you into this avatar for the heck of it...

Cool~

[The-Hydra]

Pete: So, are you the baby sitter's club or what?

[Rin Kagamine]

What. Hey where's the egg?

It just hatched. He's safe, though.

Shiny?

No.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Welp, where's the trash c-
Larry: I think Pete means to say Congratulations. Well, he probably doesn't.

[Rin Kagamine]

Haha!

It's okay, they're gone now.

And I lost another chance at some scrambled egg. *sigh*

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: AT LEAST I HAVE THIS SLICE OF BALONEY. TOO BAD I HATE BALONEY. *Eats anyways*

[Rin Kagamine]

How does baloney taste? I've never had it, before.

[Prince Vegeta]

Are you four hungry? I can get you something, since I have a bit of extra time. Any requests?

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Meat. Extra dead.
Larry: As in rancid?
Pete: No, you just have to kill it harder. Helps 'em digest easier.

[Rin Kagamine]

Pete: Meat. Extra dead.
Larry: As in rancid?
Pete: No, you just have to kill it harder. Helps 'em digest easier.

...what.


(( Didn't Big Guy eat some-sort-of car on Pokestadium? My memory is awful, so I don't remember what it was ))

[The-Hydra]

(Yes, a Volkswagen. 40+ Hydra points for you o3o)

[Rin Kagamine]

(Yes, a Volkswagen. 40+ Hydra points for you o3o)

(( "Hydra points"?

Wait, maybe I shouldn't question you... ))

[The-Hydra]

(Good idea)

Big guy: SO WHY ARE YOU HERE, FISTYFROG?

[Rin Kagamine]

(Good idea)

Big guy: SO WHY ARE YOU HERE, FISTYFROG?

Is that my new nickname?

I'm here because I have nothing better to do.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Really? This is the best place you can find?

[Rin Kagamine]

It's better than that Pokeball.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Comes back with a deer that was clearly punched to death*

Here you are, Pete. Extra dead meat.

[Rin Kagamine]

I wanna punch somethin' ta death too! D:

[Prince Vegeta]

I can trap something for you, Toxicroak.

[Rin Kagamine]

I think I'm good, 'tually. I'll find somethin' myself.

[Sir Sivelos]

*appears* Sorry, dudes. I had to go take care of something.

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh, hey.~

[Prince Vegeta]

Suit yourself, Toxicroak.
And hello again, Bro Strider.

[Sir Sivelos]

'Sup.

[Prince Vegeta]

Not much is going on for me. What about yourself?

[The-Hydra]

Pete: "Brother Strider"? Sounds kinda like a cult thing.

[Sir Sivelos]

What? Hah, come on, dude. Don't hate.

[Pokeman]

X: *bursts through wall* I don't feel like screaming right now....

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay. Good to know, I guess...?

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Where do we get all these walls for these dragons to burst through? They don't seem to come up for anything else.

[Sir Sivelos]

I dunno. I just got here.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: *Pokes wall and it falls down* Now that I realize it, these aren't even walls. Just giant stacks of stale crackers.
Big guy: DID SOMEBODY SAY STALE CRACKERS

[Sir Sivelos]

Stale crackers... Okay. That's kind of weird.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: I guess it was built for dramatic entrances. But who would build a wall with only those in mind and nothing else?

[Mr. Nyan]

((What happened with the original thread?))
Zek: You mean the fourth wall?
Reshi: I don't think so.

[The-Hydra]

(Locked because one of the trolls from Homestuck had a potty mouth)

[Prince Vegeta]

(( *Coughcoughandsomevegetascoughcough* I need to get over this cold. >_> ))

So what is happening here?

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Is it just me, or is Vegeta more calm lately? Well, guess it depends which universe he's from or something.

[Prince Vegeta]

Don't be fooled, Larry. I may seem calm now, but during a full moon or in a fight that is when my true Saiyan nature comes out to it's fullest extent.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: LIKE A WEREGETA
Pete: That'll make a good summer movie.

[Sir Sivelos]

*shrugs* I'd watch it.

((It had nothing to do with the cursing itself, it had to do with improper censoring.))

[The-Hydra]

(Yeah, that was it)

Pete: I'll start working on the manuscript immediately. Who wants to play Weregeta?

[Sir Sivelos]

I guess Vegeta should. I mean, it's HIS show, right?

[Prince Vegeta]

I assure you that it is not a movie you would like to see. It's not a pleasant transformation, for it increases my power ten fold. Though if you were at a safe distance it may be interesting to watch, I guess.

[Sir Sivelos]

*shrugs* Man, I've gone up against Jack ****ing Noir and survived. And when he DID beat me, he had to be a First Guardian. I can handle a lot of things.

[Prince Vegeta]

Well where you're from, Bro Strider, has some very powerful beings. I did not mean that for your welfare, but merely as an all around type of warning.

[Sir Sivelos]

I got it, dude. And if anything else flies off the handle, then I have my Rocketboard.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: IS THAT LIKE AOARD WITH A ROCKET

[Sir Sivelos]

Nah, dude. It's like a surfboard, actually. Except it can fly.

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: SO...IT'S A SURFROCKETBOARD. WHAT WILL SCIENCE ACCOMPLISH NEXT?!?

[Sir Sivelos]

I dunno. In my universe, there's all sorts of cool technology.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: All we have are machines that magically heal Pokemon to full health that run on apparently infinite free energy that is used for nothing else.
Big guy: THEY SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE THOSE FOR PEOPLE TOO, BUT I GUESS THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT YET

[Sir Sivelos]

Sounds neat.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: So are those shades your eyes, or what?

[Prince Vegeta]

Pete, I really have to question why you ask such dumb questions, unless you've met being who have eyeglass wear as their actual eyes. I know there are a lot of strange and unique things in this rift or whatever you wish to call it, but I truly don't think that it would have ever gone that far.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: 1. Reminds me of A Krookodile, which is a thing that has sunglasses for eyes, And 2. Some people never take off their sunglasses, raising the possibility of a secret super-evolved society who has lived among us for years waiting for the right moment to take over.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, Pete... it's because I'm a total bad***.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Ah, the unspoken number 3.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hah, what?

[The-Hydra]

Big guy: I LIKE BRO STRIDER. HE'S COOL, LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN, BUT NICER.

[Sir Sivelos]

It's cool, bro. I'd fist-bump you, but... You know. *glances at Pete and Larry*

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Yeah...last time that happened, I had to wear a nose cast for a week. What kinda doctor gives you a nose cast anyway?
Pete: Probably an unlicensed one. Who is no one you know.

[Sir Sivelos]

So, uh. Yeah. No fist bumps. Sorry, bro.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: So, why are you here? Popular vacation spot? Wandered in? Out to defeat some sort of arch-villain? You dunno?

[Sir Sivelos]

Wandered in, basically. But any of those other ones would be freaking sweet.

[The-Hydra]

Why hello there! My name is Crazy Dave. But you can call me Crazy Dave.

[Sir Sivelos]

'Sup.

[The-Hydra]

Sup? I hope you mean as in supper. I'm starving, Hungry enough to eat food off the floor. But I always do that.

[Sir Sivelos]

No, 'sup as in... Oh, forget it. Speaking of, I gotta go. See you guys later. *jumps on his ROCKET BOARD and flies away*

[The-Hydra]

See you later, SlimSunglasses! I better get to my rocket board too.

*Jumps onto Ironing board*

[Sir Sivelos]

Graveyard stuffers. *sneers*

[Prince Vegeta]

Quite sorry for the sudden absence, it seems that I have figured a way to traverse back home. No matter my own adventures. Hello Jack Noir, and Crazy Dave I hope you're not killing someone, at the moment.

[Sir Sivelos]

Who's this ******bag?

[Prince Vegeta]

I am Prince Vegeta, the son of the King of Saiyans, sir Noir. I don't hold my title over my head like a banner, and my pride lay elsewhere than simply flaunting power. No matter who you are, I will try to be as polite as I can, in hope that I may receive the same back, though I do not mind if formalities go out the window from the neighboring party.

[The-Hydra]

Nope, I've never killed a man in my life!

I just try to keep the bodies of the dead ones clean.

[Prince Vegeta]

At least you have a job, my fellow acquaintance. I will believe you do excellent work of it as well.

[Sir Sivelos]

I am Prince Vegeta, the son of the King of Saiyans, sir Noir. I don't hold my title over my head like a banner, and my pride lay elsewhere than simply flaunting power. No matter who you are, I will try to be as polite as I can, in hope that I may receive the same back, though I do not mind if formalities go out the window from the neighboring party.

Yeah, sure. *sits down with a huge bunch of Dersite Parking Citation, and scribbles a crude drawing of a Dersite Queen, with the words "Huge ***** Bluh Bluh" on it*

[Prince Vegeta]

I see not many people are active or here at the time, must be a downtown, so I will use this time to read my Official Saiyan Handbook. (http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100602060453/teamfourstar/images/3/31/Official_Saiyan_handbook.png)

[Sir Sivelos]

"Bluh Bluh, Jack, you need to wear the required clothing, did I mention I'm a huge *****? Bluh bluh." Tch.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Leaning against a tree, reading his Saiyan handbook*

[Sir Sivelos]

*continues filing the DERSITE PARKING CITATIONS, much to his own contempt*

[The-Hydra]

SO

Who here has ever seen a dead body, except walking and alive?

[Sir Sivelos]

*holds up a Knife* You'll be one if you don't shut your mouth, tubby.

[Prince Vegeta]

You mean a zombie Crazy Dave? No, I haven't seen any around here. And Jack, really? Is Dave really worth the effort, or are you simply trying to kill something out of anger?

[Sir Sivelos]

*flips the table, causing Parking Citations to fly every which way*

OF COURSE I'M ANGRY! That ***** of a Queen decided to send me on a vacation - which at first was the only thing I could use as an excuse to call her the 'Adored Sovereign,' - but what she DIDN'T tell me, was that I would have to continue working on that vacation. WITH NO PAY!

[Prince Vegeta]

I see. And what if I, perhaps, slipped you the pay that you enjoy for the overtime, and then some. An under the table transaction, type of thing. I might have gotten the metaphor wrong, but I'm sure you get what I mean.

[Sir Sivelos]

Wait... you will? I swear, pal, if you ever visit Derse, I'll make SURE you get prime treatment.

[The-Hydra]

Why would you try to eat me with a knife? Everyone knows Dave is best eaten with a spoon. Which are totally real!

[Prince Vegeta]

Of course, I have no use for the money, since I no longer have a place to spend in on.... My home planet... Anyway, tell me approximately how long you're working overtime for, and your average pay, and I can come up with a sum of money that should compensate for the overtime that you weren't meant to be paid.

[Sir Sivelos]

One boonbuck a week, for ten weeks.

[Prince Vegeta]

Of course I would have to convert the money from the currency I use to boonbucks.