[WAR] Team Yoga Bears : Smarter than your average team

[Fawkes.]

http://i.imgur.com/Ss7rgf8.jpg


Yoga (Sanskrit: योग ) are the physical, mental, and spiritual practices or disciplines which aim at transforming body and mind. The term denotes a variety of schools, practices and goals in Hinduism, Buddhism (including Vajrayana and Tibetan Buddhism) and Jainism, the best-known being Hatha yoga and Raja yoga. The term yoga is derived from the literal meaning of "yoking together" a span of horses or oxes, but came to be applied to the "yoking" of mind and body


ALL THAT MATTERS THOUGH IS YOGA > PILATES

As Bears we got to be on top of our game to do bear things like sleep and eat and sleep and to be on top of our game we have to work out like crazy. But how you might ask? Lifting weights and steroids is cool and super effective but that's not manly enough for us bears (who are like the men of the animal world, just ask any bear and they'll tell you). So what's more manly than lifting weights with your bros?, NOTHING, nothing is more manly than lifting like 100kg and then chest bumping your bro. So as Bears we have to overcome this, we have to defeat the impossible and become more manly than manly and so to do that we must come full circle, thats right, in some sort of pseudo nature science conundrum that only Al Gore will understand we have to actually become less manly to be more manly. And so we resort to Yoga, the least manly workout but at the same time being the most manly, to keep in top form.

Our Mantra
1. you better not be hating on other teams' chakras
2. no waking up for christmas during hibernation
2. keep this thread clean of non yoga spam
3. minimum of 2 hours yoga per day
5. no black bears

Sign Up form
Your Name: we all got one of these
Period you hibernate: we all friends here, might be one day we decide to make plans, don't want to have that awkward situation where everyone at beach and you hibernating mhm
What you can do for us: no dead weight in this cave
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: i wanna see a pic of u stretchin mhm (ex: at top of post)



Contrary to the tone I set everyone should be serious about this stuff, we gonna win this



LIST OF ACCOMPLISHED YOGA BEARS
yoga bear overlord: fawkes (URPG/ Leading)
Chief Flexer: Smores (URPG/napping/maybe drawing)
Yoga Mat Extraordinaire: Synthesis (urpg/cardsagainsthumanity/all of the above)
Stretch Arm Wrong: Felly (urpg/multitalents)
That black bear who will tell the daily mail that i'm being racist if i don't approve: Prince Vultan (everything because *insert slavery joke*)
downward facing dog: slc (whatever i tell him to do)
JellyBear: thnksfrthjllbns (bill cosby)



Links to WAR Threads
-RP (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3851-WAR-Role-Play-Terminus)
- Creative Writing (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3921-WAR-Creative-Writing&p=96701)
- Sprite Art (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3928-WAR-1-Pixel-Art&p=96730)
- URPG (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3915-WAR-I-Week-One&p=96583)
- ASB (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3870-ASB-WAR-Tournament-Sign-Up-and-Information)
- GCEA (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3931-WAR-Gotta-Catch-Em-All!)
- Debate (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3917-WAR-Debate)
- Humor (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3918-WAR-Humor)
- Showdown (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3933-WAR-Showdown!&p=96860)

[Synthesis]

that picture is so vulgar

[smores]

Your Name: smores
Period you hibernate: omg all day
What you can do for us: urpg, nap, yoga, etc
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/bb/87/00/bb8700ff5d26604bedd5e4a6409b4f09.jpg

[Fawkes.]

that picture is so vulgar

Taken at ur family reunion


Your Name: smores
Period you hibernate: omg all day
What you can do for us: urpg, nap, yoga, etc
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/bb/87/00/bb8700ff5d26604bedd5e4a6409b4f09.jpg

Expert bear-lying-with-belly-to-the-sun Pose you're just the kind of flex we need in this group

[Synthesis]

Your Name: ya boii syntho
Period you hibernate: during the harsh winter months
What you can do for us: urpg, yahtzee, tinychat, im bad at cah because i'm not funny but ill try
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities:

http://i1.fails.net/fails/yoga-bear.png

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: ya boii syntho
Period you hibernate: during the harsh winter months
What you can do for us: urpg, yahtzee, tinychat, im bad at cah because i'm not funny but ill try
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities:

http://i1.fails.net/fails/yoga-bear.png

Aw yeah, i can just smell ur chakra

[Felly]

Your Name: Felly
Period you hibernate: Bro. When don't I hibernate?
What you can do for us: I'm a multitalented bear.
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: I love pictures. I know I don't look much like a bear, but I promise you I love my yoga based activities.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Lesser_panda_standing.jpg

http://www.tntmagazine.com/media/red-panda-5.jpg

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Felly
Period you hibernate: Bro. When don't I hibernate?
What you can do for us: I'm a multitalented bear.
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: I love pictures. I know I don't look much like a bear, but I promise you I love my yoga based activities.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Lesser_panda_standing.jpg

http://www.tntmagazine.com/media/red-panda-5.jpg

ur lack of bear attributes is forgiven considering u got some serious stretch mhm

[Fawkes.]

yo one more and we're up in the big leagues, we made it ma

[PV]

Your Name: Vultan
Period you hibernate: When the sun is up
What you can do for us: URPG & Humour, cause I'm one funny bear
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: I'm black. Whatcha gonna do bout it?!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/10/article-2001888-0C7B144900000578-229_634x890.jpg

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Vultan
Period you hibernate: When the sun is up
What you can do for us: URPG & Humour, cause I'm one funny bear
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: I'm black. Whatcha gonna do bout it?!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/10/article-2001888-0C7B144900000578-229_634x890.jpg

Aiight, but keep that salute strictly notnazi

[Synthesis]

http://atholreccentre.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/tumblr_mcfv1gtkbu1qeq03xo1_400.jpg

i like yoga because it allows me to be one with nature. i love the feeling of the energy from sweet mother earth ebbing through my roots ya know?

[Fawkes.]

i like yoga because it allows me to be one with nature. i love the feeling of the energy from sweet mother earth ebbing through my roots ya know?

mhm, i hear ya, us bears gotta have a good relationship with mother nature

also shout out to pokemon trainer sarah hooking us up with some slick bars

[PV]

We got Bear Bars.

[Fawkes.]

yo i'll kiss who ever signs up and can do ASB/GCea

[Synthesis]

how about no

[Fawkes.]

how about no

:*

[PV]

Showdown is a thing. That's a thing I can do.

[Felly]

I could sign up for ASB and GCEA, but I'll probably suck!!!!

[Fawkes.]

I could sign up for ASB and GCEA, but I'll probably suck!!!!

an admirable sacrifice

also can you hook us up with some fine banners

[PV]

We can be the Bannermen of House Mormont.

[Felly]

an admirable sacrifice

also can you hook us up with some fine banners

ya i know. makin' da sacrifices 4 da team, yo.

& yeah, i can. whatchu want? (& you can post on pwn or tell me on aim hahahahaha, i'll probably check those more often than here xDDD)

[Sonic20]

good luck on the battlefield yoga bears

it will be an honorable battle

[Lord Celebi]

WAR RP sign-ups have been posted. (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3806-WAR-Role-Play-Terminus-%28Sign-Ups%29&p=93887&viewfull=1#post93887)

[Synthesis]

team bear blast go!

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/328/2/0/beartic_by_super_tuler-d4h7n1i.png

[SLC]

Your Name: Slick
Period you hibernate: u wot
What you can do for us: Dead weight extraordinaire (but i'll probably try most things if i can be bothered)
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: http://www.stevebloom.com/images/b/002609-SB1.jpg

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Slick
Period you hibernate: u wot
What you can do for us: Dead weight extraordinaire (but i'll probably try most things if i can be bothered)
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: http://www.stevebloom.com/images/b/002609-SB1.jpg

sleeping is not yoga >:|

you're in tho

[Thnksfrthjllbns]

Your Name: Beans
Period you hibernate: Whenever there's work to do
What you can do for us: Skills include: Sneezing and burping at the same time, Playing two trumpets at the same time, eating a six-layer honey sandwich
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities:
842

[Bulbasaur]

You guys say you're flexible, yet all you do is URPG. :confused:

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Beans
Period you hibernate: Whenever there's work to do
What you can do for us: Skills include: Sneezing and burping at the same time, Playing two trumpets at the same time, eating a six-layer honey sandwich
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities:
842

mhhhhhhhhhhhhhm


You guys say you're flexible, yet all you do is URPG. :confused:

we have the capability to do other stuff...........except ASB or GEA gawsh

[XaiakuX]

You guys say you're flexible, yet all you do is URPG. :confused:

Will you stop antagonizing other people, Eric? .__.;

[Saraibre Ryu]

I would like to announce that the ASB WAR Tournament Sign Up (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3870-ASB-WAR-Tournament-Sign-Up-and-Information) is up. As like last year, you do not need to be an ASB Member in order to participate; anyone can.

[We Taste Pies...]

URPG WAR (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3915-WAR-I-Week-One&p=96583#post96583) stuff has been posted. Give it a look over before Week 1 starts, if you aim to participate.

[PV]

Humour is up, I'm trying to think of an epic fail I've witnessed...

[Fawkes.]

ur attempt at humour would suffice imo

EDIT: I also added a quicklist of war threads in op

[XaiakuX]

You guys better shape up. The WAR is on, AAAAND so is the Showdown (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3933-WAR-Showdown).

[PV]

Screencapping this as my submission. Job done.

[Felly]

Haaaaaaaaaay, guys~

I made us banners. c: If you want me to make edits or you have a specific Yoga Bearish image you want me to use, just lemme know, & I'll get it done asap. Also if you want me to add your name or whatever. :0 I just used the pictures from this thread to make these, haha.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/flame757/Graphics/Signatures/YogaBearsig3.png

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/flame757/Graphics/Signatures/YogaBearsig6.png

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/flame757/Graphics/Signatures/YogaBearsig4.png

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/flame757/Graphics/Signatures/YogaBearsig5.png

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/flame757/Graphics/Signatures/YogaBearsig1.png

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/flame757/Graphics/Signatures/YogaBearsig2.png

[Fawkes.]

now we straight up ballin

[PV]

You da best Felly xoxoxo

[ayotui]

Your Name: Ayo "the bear" tui
Period you hibernate: i like to sleep between 12 and 10 most days, sometimes i even turn it up to 11
What you can do for us: i can do bear stuff and urpg really good.
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02789/potd-bear_2789207k.jpg

[Synthesis]

Team Point Totals
Team Aqua 18
Team Awesome 14
Team Trainer 8
Team Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 5
Team Yoga Bears 2
Team Magma 2
Team Pilates Fantasies 1
Team Elbub 1




:((((

[smores]

not last!

[SLC]

I know us winning might be a stretch (huehuehue) but we should try and participate in the other sections some more. Humour/Showdown/URPG we've been participating but spriting seems like it could be a fairly quick category. I'm going to try creative writing this week too!!

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Ayo "the bear" tui
Period you hibernate: i like to sleep between 12 and 10 most days, sometimes i even turn it up to 11
What you can do for us: i can do bear stuff and urpg really good.
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02789/potd-bear_2789207k.jpg

yeah, good luck getting urpg battles tho

[Elysia]

syn said I could still join

Your Name: yeah hi it's Elysia
Period you hibernate: hi bear nation
What you can do for us: i am isketch queen (although in serious, I'll probably piss around in writing and maybe art idk. You don't want me touching URPG battling but lelllll)
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: i dun wanna

am i approved fawkes plz

[Fawkes.]

syn said I could still join

Your Name: yeah hi it's Elysia
Period you hibernate: hi bear nation
What you can do for us: i am isketch queen (although in serious, I'll probably piss around in writing and maybe art idk. You don't want me touching URPG battling but lelllll)
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: i dun wanna

am i approved fawkes plz

it's not syns choice >:|

but ya

[Elysia]

it's not syns choice >:|

but ya

well you know what ;-;

[PV]

By my count, we're above Pilates & Magma now lolgg

[SLC]

We still have time to climb higher, it's not the home stretch yet!!

i'll stop

[Synthesis]

HAHA SLC I LIKE YOU

[Felly]

We can stretch our way to first place, ahahaha.

[SLC]

Yoga to be better at making jokes than that, Felly :(

[Fawkes.]

lets not

[HKim]

You can now claim your War Prizes:

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?4510-War-Prizes-Season-1&p=106987#post106987