The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Last Poster Wins-NINTH VERSION!

What do you have to do to win? Simple? Post here, and if NOBODY ELSE posts here for 48 hours (this includes yourself), you win! Very simple, right?

WELL YOU'RE WRONG!

Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] Bulbasaur
[v4] Metal Gear Snivy
[v5] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v6] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v7] Ghostwriter
[v8] Sir Sivelos

The game is simple, the game is complex, and most importantly, THE GAME IS AFOOT!

[Caite-chan]

Well you already one this twice so.........no more for you.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Also, yeah, there was an RP?

Oh, yeah, that's back too.

To not bore the pants off of everyone present, I present to thee a quick summary: In short, you are (all) part of a small mercenary organization-now christened the AntIvOId (spelled EXACTLY that way), who have been hired by the enigmatic Black, the Oblivion Lord, to destroy the Ragnak, a group of entities who would want nothing more than to destroy reality. This really boils down to guarding The Black, as The Black's death is the only way Armageddon can be triggered. Meanwhile, there is an influx of entities from an existence well before yours that have been cropping up everywhere as if they never died. This makes them Elder Souls, beings who have lived so long they've gained unimaginable power just by sitting around. Them having died before, their resurrection is henceforth a bit of a paradox, and solving this mystery could put you twenty steps ahead. Considering that the Ragnak are collecting them, keeping them away from the Ragnak and allying up with them is also immensely beneficial.

As of current, the party's current goal is to find a being of unknown status, known only as Acidic Seoul the 69th. He holds the Arms of Atlas, the last key to opening the way to the Voidial Drydocks, The Black's home and impenetrable fortress; obtaining The Arms of Atlas means that, basically, you've automatically won.

[Caite-chan]

And you expect me to read all of that....

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, but you're going to anyways!

Oh, yeah, final thing: This was the place we did the PSG9's at! It's now all clean, and now everyone who participated gets new Pikachu Selves that will oh-most-definitely serve you well! If you can properly equip them, anyways. Their specialties are naturally hammers.

[Caite-chan]

You just got really lucky that's all.

[Sir Sivelos]

FINALLY! I can stretch without having to worry about this quarantine...

[Chakramaster]

Weapons should be hammers, but...the specialties should be the nukes right?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Weapon specialties also include explosives. Do note, however, that Pika-Flu Tactical Nukes are next-to-nonexistent. Only the Legendary Neo knows how to make those babies.

Also, do keep in mind, the regular You and the Pikachu You are different entities. As with every other self you may wind up with...

[Sir Sivelos]

Like Tazz and his many selves. *gestures to the crowd of Tazzes*

[Chakramaster]

Who knew there could be so many of one person's separate selves in one place.

[Caite-chan]

Tazz is just all over the place.

[Sir Sivelos]

And he can make even more, too...

Light Chaos: I have a 'self,' as well... But my counterpart wouldn't be someone I'd like to see... He's allied with the enemy. However, re-merging is one of my top priorities...

Okay, to put it simply; LC here is one half of an entity called Chaos, who was created by yours truly. He's a world-ending force that would be a MASSIVE gamebreaker if we manage to re-merge LC and Dark Chaos, his other half. However, LC's soul is damaged, so that'd be difficult... Also, DC is allied with the Ragnak, so getting past them to get to him is another problem in and of itself.

[Chakramaster]

and so he chaos begins again...

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: I'm sorry? I am already here...

*pats LC's shoulder* He's talking about something else, buddy.

[Wander]

pika pi owo

[Sir Sivelos]

Now that the disease is gone... *Picks up Pika!Icy and places them on his shoulder.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK, yeah. With the Pika-flu issue over...We can finally start flying out and going to more Superdimensions again!

Chakramaster, before we do anything, if you really are considering joining this for the long haul, just give me an arbitrary class name and work with the abilities that would imply! Oh, and in this game, the weakest attack that actually has an effect on things generally blows up the planet, and the two co-leads are both reality warpers of extreme strength, so do keep the power levels in mind.

Sivelos! Your victory in LPW8 is worthy of a whooping three class ups! I say three because...1000+Pages. That's ridiculous. Super-long preservation means super-awesome reward.

Because I won PSG9, I think giving myself a single Class-up myself isn't too crazy myself...

This means me and Sivelos are TIED for strongest PC characters right now, at what I believe to be 14 classes each.

[Sir Sivelos]

Awesome. *SIVELOS chooses his classups accordingly, choosing his last class-up as a TANK-NAUT, which mostly focuses on a mix of Offense and Defense, with above average stats for the rest, but low base speed.*

Also, Tazz... I know a guy that could help us out, big-time... He can summon us more allies from different time-lines. But the issue is getting to him... Even I can't get to him in his current location. We need a powerful Time-based magic user.

[Wander]

chuu =w=

[Sir Sivelos]

Good. Now we can adventure as Sivelos and Pika!Icy. ONWARDS! *SIVELOS runs forwards and trips*

[Wander]

//lands on Siv's head

piii Piika =n=

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. *reorients Pika!Icy* So, Tazz? What is our next course of action?

[Wander]

chuu owo

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

First, remind Icy that he/she/it is now human.

Next, get back aboard and find that new Superdimension!


...

Image: Well, it looks like the damage has been repaired...Finally, to get going again. I would loath it if those fools got ground on us becaues of this, but barring the extraordinary, I am resigned to think they have...

[Sir Sivelos]

Icy's very human, and don't you forget it.

I mean... LET'S GO! *Flies to the ship*

[Wander]

IM NOT HUMAN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-

//shot down hard

[Sir Sivelos]

*picks up Pika!Icy and puts them back on his shoulder* We can say you're from Mystery Dungeon.

[Wander]

chu =w=

[Voltaire Magneton]

I'm quite back.

[Chakramaster]

OK, yeah. With the Pika-flu issue over...We can finally start flying out and going to more Superdimensions again!

Chakramaster, before we do anything, if you really are considering joining this for the long haul, just give me an arbitrary class name and work with the abilities that would imply! Oh, and in this game, the weakest attack that actually has an effect on things generally blows up the planet, and the two co-leads are both reality warpers of extreme strength, so do keep the power levels in mind.

Sivelos! Your victory in LPW8 is worthy of a whooping three class ups! I say three because...1000+Pages. That's ridiculous. Super-long preservation means super-awesome reward.

Because I won PSG9, I think giving myself a single Class-up myself isn't too crazy myself...

This means me and Sivelos are TIED for strongest PC characters right now, at what I believe to be 14 classes each.

Are there set limits as to what to choose or a "anything goes" kinda thing? Don't wanna go too far or crazy with class/ability type stuff xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Pretty much anything goes as far as the classes go.

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm. *nods in agreement*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

So, let's get this show on the road, shall we?

Oh, yes, before we do...All the L00T we sold got us three new Ships, so we're now up to a fleet of eight. Still nowhere near as good as the thousands the Ragnak wound up with, but I'd rather start filling in the gap between us before then.

Now let's go! *You head back to the 5th superdimension, where Tazz has pinpointed the entrance to a sixth*.

[Chakramaster]

Chakramaster, before we do anything, if you really are considering joining this for the long haul, just give me an arbitrary class name and work with the abilities that would imply! Oh, and in this game, the weakest attack that actually has an effect on things generally blows up the planet, and the two co-leads are both reality warpers of extreme strength, so do keep the power levels in mind.

*Thinks for awhile, but finally decides on a few things and gets stuck on class name*

As for the name I'll come up with that. The base stat would be speed while defense would be the worst while atk is a secondary. Little details such as he still has trouble keeping up with things in general as he used to be a Pikachu and while human the memories still strike him. If it becomes too strong it causes him to revert back into a Pikachu, which in this state is uncontrollable. It can be controlled though and when it is a controlled transformation he can still speak like his human counterpart and, but skills lack compared to the uncontrolled.

While Human, skills based around a student of tactics, but still being a student, sometimes jumps into conclusions and ends up in a bad stand. Is pretty cocky when it comes to a battle and it looks like an easy win, as if he knows the outcome from his studies. Mastery consists of weapons based on twin swords, but unable to use his true blades based on being in-training. As he learns to control the powers he holds, the Pikachu powers will start to become part of his, but not until further levels. The powers will be able to be infused with the twin swords, but not until higher levels, as the true blades will be based around holding the powers.


Too RP-ish or too OP for a class and description? :p

[Sir Sivelos]

OP? Nah, man. Here, the most OP things anywhere else would be considered benign. But that sounds good, the Glass Cannon idea. That's your class now! But keep in mind you're probably one of the weakest around so far... And I don't mean that as an insult, 'cause as far as I know, you don't have any class-ups. I have around 14, according to Tazz. Basically, a class-up is like going up to level 100 as a... Plusle, let's say, and then going back to level 1 as a Tyranitar, but keeping all of your experience, stats, and moves from your previous class, just with changes in base stats.

I think that's how it works, at least...

[Wander]

how many class-ups do i have

i dont even know anymore //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

However many you need... And by 'need,' I mean how many the Narrator dictates.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It's not completely decision...OK, it TECHNICALLY is, but do better and you get more, so if you do something really impressive (like winning LPW) you're going to get a windfall.*

*Oh, yes, I'm the Narrator. I come in asterisks and tell exactly what happened. I have a usually-worthless assistant...*

**...Who speaks in the double asterisks, like thus.**

*Also, do keep in mind...Nobody on this island is truly human. They're all definitely higher on the scale than human: Tazz/Tazanite is a Wither Lord; Sivelos is...Uh, something, but DEFINITELY not human; Wander is a transformer/Pikachu of some odd nature; Ecrivain, who you'll probably hear much of, is a Phantom, which is effectively a Ghost, except created that way; Sonic20 is basically Sonic with longer quills and lighter color; And Rin Kagamine (who's probably somewhere else) is a Nekomata GODDESS OF VIM.*

*Also, I find it odd that you have a separate physical Pikachu entity that is also you, yet your power is to turn into a Pikachu, effectively. I hope you have more ideas for classes, you will need them...You only have 1 class, so you're going to get a windfall of level-ups (which effectively act as EXP in this situation), which will in turn lead to a windfall of Class-ups once you reach Level 9999.*

*Oh, and do be warned, classes you take earlier have FAR more impact on your stats than classes you take later.*

*Hope that effectively covers all the RPG-style mechanics ingrained in the lore!*

*...*

*Tazz throws Chakra a pair of twin-blades that look suspiciously like Pikachu tails. Of course.*

Tazz: Let's get going already! To the sixth Superdimension! Activate the DEE! Let's go!

Troll captain: Alright, alright!

Pikachu-Tazz: *Slaps on Blue Goggles to distinguish himself*

*If you don't know what a Troll in this context is, go to Homestuck. If you don't know what Homestuck is...Google it. We won't blame you. Just be prepared to read a lot of comics, and do yourself a favor and start at the beginning if you are unaware. Regardless of all of that reading, a small sampling of trolls of almost every different blood color, as well as the main 24 Trolls of Homestuck, are a big part of your crew. Well, 23. Travos died. But otherwise they're all here. The whole of Alternia 2 is also supporting the AntIvOId however it can. The 4 Beta and Alpha session kids are also here as well...Which is odd. You know that the world of Homestuck, however vaugely you know it, was the reality previous, and it kind of...Horribly crashed. how the 24 (OK 23) troll players and the 8 human players survived is beyond you...But best not think about this small mystery.*

[Wander]

//wears a blue sparkly party hat

i am born2party =w=

and yES I AM A TRANSFORMER

A TRIPLE CHANGER IN FACT

i can vroom and nyoom whenever i want

not as a pikachu obvi because who has ever heard of a pikachu transformer hahahaha- //shot down

[Sir Sivelos]

Vrooming and nyooming are quite an impressive feat.

NOW LET'S GO!

[Chakramaster]

Bring the weakest do far is no big matter. I've started over and out weaker before and had no problems.

(Examines the twin blades)

You know I can't help but to wonder...how do these blades even fit in their sheaths? I mean...the shapes are completely different yet they fit perfectly! It....

Guess I won't question it. I'll just move on from it.

[Sir Sivelos]

The proper term is scabbard, but whatever... This is one of my swords! *unsheathes the Thunder Edge, a MASSIVE blade nearly as long as SIVELOS himself, and looks to be made of solid gold. Where its crossbar is, is a ring of gold spikes that surround a tiny pulsating cloud, emitting sparks of lightning. The blade of the sword itself is arcing with lightning.*

[Wander]

i dont have a sword

i used to

but i lost it

because i sak //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

*gives Icy a Sword that can change between Sword, Gun, and Shield form.* Here. I had this on hand, and I wasn't using it. Besides, it's a transformer. *The TRIPLE-CHANGER Weapon transforms to sword form, complete with the transformation sound effect.*

[Caite-chan]

*Gets her popcorn and sits and watches*

[Wander]

//sQUEALS

NOOOOO THAT IS TOO GOOD HOLY-

siv how dare qwq

also screw swords

GUNS ARE WHERE ITS AT

*The TRIPLE-CHANGER weapon transforms to its gun form*

yeeeeee

[Chakramaster]

*Facepalms after hearing correct term*

I guess that's what I get for reading the wrong terms. Shows why I'm still stuck as a student all around.

[Sir Sivelos]

Sheathing is putting the sword back in its scabbard. THE MORE YOU KNOOOOOW!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You hear the sound of the DEE going at it-you're traveling between Superdimensions now. You noticed no pursuers, which probably means the Ragnak are going to appear directly behind you once you hit the sixth Superdimension. They just live for that, don't they?*

[Bulbasaur]

Typo: It says Sir Sivelos won.

[Sir Sivelos]

Because I did.

[Caite-chan]

I'm still the immortal one....Sir Sivelos said so.

[Wander]

i feel like i should stop being a pikachu

and just be my weird transformer self

but then i'm too lazy so

//shot

[Sir Sivelos]

Indeed. Immunity to disease, and inability to die of natural causes. That's immortality. You can still be killed, though...

[Caite-chan]

I'm like the immortal Hulk Hogan!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The DEE stops-you have arrived...That being said, this Superdimension is a bust. Apparently. No signs of Elder Souls anywhere.*

You are also still MAH CUTIE CATIE-CHAAAAAAN! *Extreme hugging ensures*

[Caite-chan]

*Gives Tazz a running leg drop*

[Chakramaster]

Sometimes laziness is a good thing though Wander. Gives reason to hold back and think about things before they actually happen or before you jump at things before thinking it out.

[Bulbasaur]

Because I did.
Odd... Tazz swore that he would win, and I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere he swore that he was always right,

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I have never sworn to being always right!

However, I do swear to attempt to win this one!

[Caite-chan]

No Tazz you win it for me.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Doesn't hear Catie-Chan's request*

So...All I notice is this odd...Thingy, some kind of energy distortion. We may not be getting signals because of that. We have to ID it, and if it's not direly important, it has to go. Clear? OK.

[Caite-chan]

*Puts Tazz into the Sharpshooter*

You hear me now?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*But it missed! Tazz is oblivious to this.*

Let's go!

[Sir Sivelos]

Seems familiar to me. But no, it can't be what I'm thinking of… If it is… *SIVELOS seems to ponder whether this energy distortion is what he thinks it is.* Uh… What's this energy distortion like? Some sort of big collection of it, or...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yeah. All concentrated at this point. Probably some boss entity, so brace yourself.

Epic L00TING, here we come! La la lala, laaaaaaa!

[Chakramaster]

*Sits back silently and observes knowing he's the weakest here (aka noobie)*

[Sir Sivelos]

It couldn't be. If it is Lava Lord, then it's vital we DON'T kill him. And with Baal's slaughter, he probably woke up and was greeted by destruction… He's probably not in a good mood.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: I don't sense any abnormally high heat or anything coming from the location...Actually, it's kind of cold. Too cold for anyone called the Lava Lord, in my opinion...In any case, Silvy, you'll be happy to know that, with the help of Apoth, I made a device that'll tell us where any of your buddies are! Anyone who can survive Baal ought to be useful. It seems they've been using the Mincia Intersuperdimensional Cluster, but I can't tell you how they escaped our Superdimension exactly. Can't confirm it.

Apoth: Well, at least we know that not everything went when Baal invaded...

Tazz: This includes The two Chaos'es, by the way.

[Sir Sivelos]

I figured DC survived. He knows his defenses suck, so he's keen on keeping at the back and only attacking when he knows he has a chance. That's good, though. That device will be useful, especially if the Lords survived. Probably did, but it's nice to make sure.

Also, I've been feeling great since that 'snapback' a while ago. Like after you take a shower or something, that feeling of euphoria? I have that right now.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Wasn't Dark Chaos with the Ragnak, though? He'd probably not be there for the carnage. For that matter, considering the relationship, Chaos and Baal fighting it out seems...Unlikely.

[Sir Sivelos]

He is with the Ragnak. That's what I meant by 'he probably wouldn't be there,' 'cause the Ragnak would probably be as far away from that as possible.

[Bulbasaur]

I have never sworn to being always right!

However, I do swear to attempt to win this one!
I just assumed, because you are cocky sometimes.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, I did win. Mainly because of the PSG, but the victory is still there.

[Bulbasaur]

Well I'd rather you win because I want to be the first to win 3 threads.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh. I see how it is.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ayup.

Now then, we're almost at the source of the distortion. Get ready. I have no idea what we'll be facing.

[Sir Sivelos]

Nice new avatar. Did Neo make it?

And alright. If it's something 'cold' we're facing... Fire's probably the best option.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Cold means a lack of energy, not exactly a frost-based entity...We could also be facing something packing electrical powers. Or something else entirely. I really can't predict it.

Also, yes, Neo made it. He is absolutely amazing.

[Bulbasaur]

It's a dumb pun.

[Chakramaster]

Whatever happened to Melon Lord?

[Sir Sivelos]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA... Wait, wrong continuity. Melon Lord isn't a part of the Lords. There's Hydro Lord, Lightning Lord... Strange Lord, Space Lord, Quantum Lord... too many to list. Anyway, is this thing gonna get here, or...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You arrive. You get off the ship.*

...Uhh...

*Hello.*

...Uhhhhhh...

*You see two men inside a Narration box-a small area that looks like those places where newscasters, well, newscast. One-who looks like an actual newscaster-has his lips move in motion with the Narration, implying that he's the Narrator. The other one is the BLU Scout, who looks bored out of his mind.*

**Hello.**

*DON'T REFER TO THEM DIRECTLY! OH, yes, but here's the odd part...The Narration Box sits atop an entity who is clearly Yog-Sothoth, in all of his eldritch power. That neither of the occupants are sputtering gibberish implies some form of protection.*

...Uhh...

[Wander]

who

[Sir Sivelos]

I have no idea what's going on. Maybe if I shut my eyes, and when they open, this mind****ery will be gone. Here I go! *SIVELOS closes his eyes, and reopens them to no avail.*

[Wander]

//flops onto siv's head

pika .w.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**You're not very intelligent. OK, the Narrator's assistant is legitimately the BLU Scout. The Narrator himself is Yog-Sothoth. This is usually what happens when an overdeity of Chaos and madness winds up alone in space for a while.**

**In any case, it's not like him being the Narrator was ever going to dissuade you from attemting to make mincemeat of Yog, so...Yeah, brace yourselves.**

*Yog-Sothoth the Elder Overdeity of Chaos and Madness versus the AntIvOId! Ladies and Gentlemen, ACTION!!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS begins by charging headfirst into battle, stabbing the Thunder Edge into any orifice of Yog-Shothoth he can find, occasionally improvising.* FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

*LC is buffing everybody, like normal.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Thunder's Edge completely fails. Looks like Tazze's guess that this guy is an electricity-type was on the money. And by 'looks like,' This assistant mean 'Definitely is.'**

*THAT is a hilariously bad failure of an attack! Let me show you how it's done!*

**The Narrator leaps out of the Narration box, wielding his two signature weapons: A Mic Crowbar, which is the flawless union between a mic and a crowbar; and a mic stand, currently sans mic, meant for said Mic Crowbar. The Mic Crowbar cackles with energy as he slams it upon Sivelos. The Narrator crits hard. Granted, that's to be expected, hsi blows are always automatic crits because he knows all of your weaknesses, being the guy in charge of describing your adventure...So don't bother buffing defense.**

*DON'T GIVE THEM THAT INFO!! I FULLY INTEND TO WIN THIS CONFRONTATION!*

**Well, someone has to...Tazz, after recovering from his brief bout of confusion, just axes Yog-Sothoth's tentacle-filled form with the Madder-Man axe.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Ow, my head… ANYWAY… *SIVELOS uses a level 9999 THOUSAND WAVES, rooting YOG-SOTHOTH to the spot (not like it was going anywhere in the first place), and then strikes the CO-NARRATOR with a level 9999 THOUSAND ARROWS, preventing the CO-NARRATOR from flying for the remainder of the battle! Also, this attack slams the CO-NARRATOR to the ground.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Why are you hitting me?!**

*Your attack obviously fails-all of them, simply because nobody here is flying. I also do a Lv. 9999 Low Blow on you, which hits you right where it WILL hurt, delivering a BRUTAL AFFRONT!*

**Don't hit me! Or else you won't get anywhere in this fight at all!**

*Yog-Sothoth also proves how hideously weak you are in comparison. I mean, eldritch abomination you cannot fully comprehend here, did you really think it was that easy? He breaks the 1000 waves without much trying, covering considerable ground without warning and giving you a good whipping with those appendages.*

**Augh! NEVER hit me! EVER! Understand!?**

[Sir Sivelos]

You hit me first! *hides behind LC*

Light Chaos: What are you doing!?

Hiding behind you! I need to recover myself...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yog-Sothoth's absolutely massive body is easily large enough to reach around Light Chaos and hit Sivelos anyways. No respite!*

**Mr. Crazypants over there is totally right. The Narrator isn't affected by Aggro anyways, so his huge range is going to be a problem for all of you.**

Tazz: WONDERFUL! That's just excellent news right there!

**I'm not making the rules here, you're fighting an enemy that knows you in-and-out. Standard tactics will not work here. Maybe not common genre conventions on occasion, though...**

*The Narrator uses LV. 9999 ELECTRIFYING PERFORMANCE! A beautiful shockwave of sound and static floods the area, damaging everyone-except The Narrator, Yog-Sothoth.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Five stars, ten out of ten. Anyway…! *SIVELOS uses his reality warping power to do… something. The space around and inside Yog-Sothoth begins to rapidly distort and mutate, at which point the dimensions within the space exceed their logical extremes, at which the space begins to undergo Dimensional Decay.*

Light Chaos: Sivelos, what are you doing!? You know that's highly dangerous!

The only thing I CAN do! Let's see if this works. *Dimensional Decay is a dangerous thing, and can occur either naturally over a very long period of time, or can be forced by a powerful reality warper, like SIVELOS. Nothing can exist within Decayed Dimensions, and what DID exist there… well, it won't come out unscathed.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*YOU IDIOT!*

**The assistant Narrator undoes your last action with the legendary artifact known as the reset button. NO WAY is he going to let Dimensional Decay loose. That is a godzilla threshold you will NOT be crossing again, unless you like the prospect of losing classes! YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT!**

*I WHOLLY AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT!*

Tazz: **Slapping Sivelos silly* WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! NO! WE DO NOT DO THAT!

**Tazz pulls out some Pyromancies and starts using them liberally against Yog-Sothoth.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: *grabs SIVELOS by the neck* Are you insane, Sivelos?! Do you know the danger your action poses!? Dimensional Decay is not a weapon for you to abuse! I was made to counteract Dimensional Decay, and anyone who wishes to force it. The only reason I will not kill you now is because of the more important goal. Do you swear- *LC's grip tightens.* SWEAR never, EVER to do such a rash and stupid thing again!?

*choking noises* Ugh…! I swear, I don't know what came over me…!

Light Chaos: …Hmph. *drops SIVELOS, and focuses his attention back towards YOG-SOTHOTH and the CO-NARRATOR*

…Ugh… (Why did I do that? What the **** is wrong with me!? I need to clear my head…) *SIVELOS gets up and begins blasting YOG-SOTHOTH and the CO-NARRATOR with Magic Missiles*

[Rin Kagamine]

Hello guys how is every- WAIT WHAT DID I JUST WALK IN ON?

Rin turns away to leave.

[Sir Sivelos]

We're fighting the narrators. Join us!

*SIVELOS continues firing Magic Missiles.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Wait what?

[Sir Sivelos]

I don't understand either. See those guys over there? *points to Yog-Sothoth and the Co-Narrator.* Help us beat them!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**I'M NOT A BAD GUY, SIVELOS! If I'm defeated-**

*I get run of the field because I can just say all of your attacks pathetically fail no matter what! Of course, I offer a sporting chance and will not be consciously be aiming for my subordinate.*

**It's like watching that incident where you summoned Galligath all over again! Augh!**

**Tazz'es Pyromancies catch the Narrator off-guard. Tazz doesn't have an infinite amount of those, however-Pyromancies operate on a charge-like system, and you have a limited amount.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Sorry! **SIVELOS directs his attacks AWAY from the CO-NARRATOR. He begins mercilessly blasting Yog-Sothoth with a level 9999 COSMIC CATACLYSM, obviously condensed to hit Yog-Sothoth, as well as getting a damage bonus for being condensed.**

Also, Tazz, try to keep those Pyromancies usable!

[Caite-chan]

*Wonders what the hell is going on*

[Sir Sivelos]

I wonder that too, sometimes. Also, nice avatar, no pun intended.

[Caite-chan]

Why thank you. I see someone knows what my avatar actually is.

[Rin Kagamine]

You guys still at it or
am I safe?
Or should I leave...?

[Wander]

NO DONT LEAVE

//TACKLES RIN TO THE GROUND

[Rin Kagamine]

*screams*

Oh wait, it's just you, Okaasan.

*screams again*

[Sir Sivelos]

Avatar is awesome, Caite. How could I not recognize it?

Also, Rin do us a favor and help us kill that thing over there. **points to Yog-Sothoth, the eldritch abomination.**

He… uh… called your favorite anime stupid.

[Caite-chan]

It would be funnier if my avatar was of The Avatar. xD

[Rin Kagamine]

Avatar is awesome, Caite. How could I not recognize it?

Also, Rin do us a favor and help us kill that thing over there. **points to Yog-Sothoth, the eldritch abomination.**

He… uh… called your favorite anime stupid.

Which anime....?
(and Avatar is amazing seriously. I need to watch Korra ;w;)

[Sir Sivelos]

Your favorite anime. YOUR FAVORITE. ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT!?

[Caite-chan]

Toph is my absolute favorite with Zuko real close behind.

[Rin Kagamine]

I...don't have A favorite anime...

AND YES TOPH

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*I REALLY DISAPPROVE OF ANIME IN GENERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!*

Tazz: **Has already burned through all of his Pyromancies. You expected An Ice Person to carry many Pyromancies?**

**Yog-Sothoth's eldritch form slaps Rin in the face multiple times, very careful to avoid certain Hentai-related tropes regarding tentacled monsters and cute girls. Meanwhile, the Narrator's form (NOT HIS ASSISTANT, THE LOVELY BLU SCOUT) crowbar's Tazz directly in the stomach.*

Tazz: OH! That'll hurt in the morning...

[Rin Kagamine]

*I REALLY DISAPPROVE OF ANIME IN GENERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!*

Tazz: **Has already burned through all of his Pyromancies. You expected An Ice Person to carry many Pyromancies?**

**Yog-Sothoth's eldritch form slaps Rin in the face multiple times, very careful to avoid certain Hentai-related tropes regarding tentacled monsters and cute girls. Meanwhile, the Narrator's form (NOT HIS ASSISTANT, THE LOVELY BLU SCOUT) crowbar's Tazz directly in the stomach.*

Tazz: OH! That'll hurt in the morning...

ALRIGHT DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!? IS THAT WHT YOU WANT!?

*pulls out knife and holds it above her finger* Alright, I have enough fingers. Which one do ya want?

[Sir Sivelos]

SEE? He hates anime! Go beat him up! Please? **SIVELOS casts a level 9999 CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE! You know what this TECH does.**

[Caite-chan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Avatar/zukofacepalm_zpsioomlupw.gif @ Tazz

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Yog-Sothoth (both of him) show no signs of weakness. He's putting his best foot forward at all times and he's dodging every attempt to brutally stomp on it he can.**

*LA LI LU LE LO!*

**Unfortunately, he's just yelling that to mess with you. No Patriots here.**

*YOU'RE RUINING MY FUN!!*

**Good. Sivelos 'catches' you with his attack while you're distracted. Tazz heard you like crossfire, so he put some crossfire in your crossfire, so you can be killed by crossfire, WHILE you're being killed by crossfire.**

*THE PAIN! IT INVIGORATES ME!!*

Tazz: I understand it all now: Yog-Sothoth is a giant donkey.

[Rin Kagamine]

Uhm....
What just
Happened?
...
MOMMY-//shot
Sivelos what's happening please help me. ;w;

[Sir Sivelos]

Tazz: I understand it all now: Yog-Sothoth is a giant donkey.

Giant donkey.

Giant donkey.

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQxvsunYrSs

WHAT!? Whatever. SO WHAT DOES THIS STUNNING REVELATION MEAN!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**'Donkey' is another word for 'a**.' He is just a big jerk.**

*He's also the jerk RUNNING YOUR CAMPAIGN!*

[Sir Sivelos]

I figured that was the case, but it was still an odd phrasing.

Light Chaos: How you managed to summon that video clip into THIN AIR is beyond me.

Reality warping, duh.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**While you were busy chatting mid-battle and not doing anything simultaneiously, the Narrator takes your video clip and clips Light Chaos'es defense stat down to nothingness. He's currently useless as a tank. Fortunately, that action did no damage.**

**Yog-Sothoth's actual Eldritch Form, however, fires off an eldritch death beam at Light Chaos, which does the job for a one-shot. Light Chaos respawns afterwards.**

*Hah!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: Hm. Do not take me lightly, no pun intended, Yog-Sothoth. **LC uses TECH: ARROW OF LIGHT, level 9999! A beam of light pierces Yog-Sothoth, which deals FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE due to his eldritchness. The tech deals FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE against darkness, eldritch, and evil enemies.**

Wham! **SIVELOS uses TECH: I THREW A ROCK AT IT, level 9999!!! A massive meteor crashes into YOG-SOTHOTH, exploding comically in a massive, fiery, Hydrogen-bomb-esque explosion.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*That you have abilities meant specifically to take down specific entities implies very unfortunate things, you know?!*

**Ignore him, he's trying to get into your heads. He's not in a good way right now.**

*I'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD WAY!*

**Oh, oh my. The Narrator-Sothoth uses LV. 9999 TRAIN PAIN; MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! A train appears out of a portal, fast and hard, and it's drifting on TWO pairs of tracks! He wants you to FEAR the masterful train-driving going on, making a freight train move like a sports car, but fortunately the fear effect fails to take for any of you. Bad luck.**

*...D**MIT!*

**Tazz uses LV. 9999 INFINITY CANNON! The whole of the Eldritch form of Yog-Sothoth, sans the Narration Box, is suddenly sucked into a cannon that formed underneath it, and the Narrator-Sothoth is booted in by an icy pillar. Moments later, they're both fired out, then shortly thereafter, the real ammo of the cannon-the LEGENDARY INFINITY LADLE-is also fired after them after they land on a nearby moon. The ladle crashes into them and the moon, destroying the latter. The Ladle just keeps on trucking, though, blowing through every planet up until they reach Uranus, where the Ladle decides to change course and go back to the cannon. All-in-all, a painful experience.**

WHOOP! THE INFINITY LADLE RIDES AGAIN!

[Sir Sivelos]

FUFUFUFUFU! **SIVELOS uses TECH: MARX GATE, level 9999!!! SIVELOS channels his inner MARX, and creates a portal right on top of YOG-SOTHOTH. YOG-SOTHOTH, upon going through (i.e, forcefully sucked through) the portal, is greeted by a dimension of PURE, NEVER-ENDING PAIN. He is then violently spat out afterwords.**

**LC keeps blasting YOG-SOTHOTH with level 9999 ARROWS OF LIGHT!**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The portal does no effect on Yog-Sothoth. In fact, it made him stronger. Pro-tip: Generally places you do not want to go are benign, even beneficial, to eldritch abominations of Yog's power.**

*HAHA! I love the smell of buffs and enemy blood in the morning! They smell like...VICTORY!!!*

**Narrator-Sothoth proceeds to attack Rin with his Crowbar, banking on her forgetting she's got unlimited VIM and is nigh-invulnerable**

*OI! That's outright sabotage!*

**...The assistant Narrator never liked the actual Narrator in the first place.**

[Sir Sivelos]

He doesn't seem very pleasant. **SIVELOS tries an alternative to MARX GATE… Instead of leading to a PAIN DIMENSION, it leads to a dimension of pure LOVE, HUGS, AND SWEETNESS SO POWERFUL IT MAKES YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH!**

[Caite-chan]

I really need to get my laptop fixed.

[Sir Sivelos]

What's wrong with it? *maintains the PORTAL so Yog-Sothoth is forcefully sucked in*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*predictably, nothing happens.*

**He may hate sugar bowls, but he's got a point, why WOULD that harm him? It's not explicitly a 'harm eldritch dimension' here. On that note, you may want to lay off the portals, otherwise you're going to be on the receiving end without warning.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Got it!

**LC keeps on blasting YOG-SOTHOTH with level 9999 ARROWS OF LIGHT! This tech is doing FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE towards YOG-SOTHOTH. And it keeps on coming.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Narrator implements a Lv. 9999 SPAM FILTER! All attacks must be completely new each round or else you take ridiculous damage! LC instantly dies because he was in the middle of using Light Arrow when the Narrator set it down.*

**Well, he's not showing it, but you're doing a good job of weakening him. 1/3rd HP left, keep it up!**

[Sir Sivelos]

**LC respawns and uses TECH: AURORA WAVES, level 9999!!! A wave of aurora-like light bursts out of LC… in an omnidirectional fashion. No chance of dodging this. The attack is VERY DEADLY, dealing major amounts of damage to targets of all shapes and sizes, as it ignores type immunities and resistances. It also has a very high damage output. It has no effect on allies, fortunately.**

Good idea, LC! **SIVELOS uses a level 9999 SACRED SWORD!!! SIVELOS's sword gloss blue and he swings it in a wide arc, damaging YOG-SOTHOTH. You know what the move does.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**YOG-SOTHOTH blocks the AURORA WAVES with his MICBAR. That move doesn't activate the SPAM FILTER, but he's sure seen a lot of it. SACRED SWORD, however, comes clean-on. Meanwhile, his tentacles thrash about, dealing damage to everyone, really. Tazz has been KO'd by them at this point. Glass Cannon and all that.**

[Sir Sivelos]

**LC then uses ARROW OF LIGHT, level 9999, once more. Since he used AURORA WAVES prior to this attack, it ignores the SPAM FILTER, since he technically isn't spamming the attack.**

**SIVELOS uses TECH: SOVEREIGN'S SWORD, level 9999!!! You know what that tech does.**

**Apophis-Ra comes up to the deck.**

Apophis-Ra: Cease that commotion... What

Just help us beat this guy!

Apohpis-Ra: **rolls his eyes before pointing his THREE-HEADED FLAIL, the TRIBUNAL RETRIBUTION, at YOG-SOTHOTH. He lashes at YOG-SOTHOTH, emitting three bursts of energy that deal several different types of damage at once whilst also applying very crippling debuffs.**

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: *refuses to RP*

Wait...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The SPAM FILTER activates on the ARROW OF LIGHT!...Yes, this isn't like Torment at all; you literally lose use of an attack if it's used at all. You cannot use AURORA WAVE again either. This counts for all party members. The attack is sent backwards at LIGHT CHAOS for 2x damage, then grants YOG-SOTHOTH (both the Narrator and the Eldritch form) hideous buffs, and then the SPAM FILTER creates a jaw to eat up LIGHT CHAOS.. This results in another kill on him**

Apoth:...The assistant narrator did not just say 'another kill,' right? HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, RIGHT?!

Tazz: YOG-SOTHOTH IS WEAK! **Tazz uses LV. 9999 CAIRO CALAMITY! Using his miniature Cairo Overcoat (which is still a thing), Tazz leaps through time-space to somehow entwine timelines together and make multiples of himself to hack away at the Eldritch Form.**

[Sir Sivelos]

...He did... What does that mean? **SIVELOS has a murderous glare in his eyes. It seems a bit familiar.**

I'm done playing around. **SIVELOS uses TECH: AFTERIMAGE, level 9999!!! Several copies of SIVELOS appear as he charges YOG-SOTHOTH at blinding speed, with each clone just as powerful as the normal SIVELOS. Each clone and SIVELOS use TEMPORAL MARATHON before initiating deudly combos.**

[Chakramaster]

So much happening I've been tossed in on. I think I'll play it safe and wait in the next room. Good luck!

*Walks out a door in the back*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Light Chaos respawned as usual. Nothing to worry about there. The attack lands for a FINISHING BLOW! OK, not really. He just kind of set up an arbitrary 'you win if you get me below here' HP value. But you hit that. Give him a minute, he's still kind of winded.**

[Sir Sivelos]

**All of the SIVELOS clones step back into SIVELOS.** So what, do we not get any reward for this?

[Bulbasaur]

I summon a Trap Hole!

[Sir Sivelos]

I think you have the wrong idea, Bulba. .3.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Killing the Narrator would automatically void your campaign. You know how Void Sessions are basically unable to be saved in SBURB? Think THAT, but worse. Basically you could do nothing, nothing whatsoever. You only get L00T if you kill things, and the Narrator doesn't respawn...Mercifully, this was a one-off encounter.**

*...Whooeee...I needed that! Especially if I'm going to ever get out of here...*

**...I'd inquiry about that if I were you. Best you figure out what's going on here...**

[Sir Sivelos]

What IS going on here.

…Seriously, that's a valid question. What the heck is going on?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Welcome to my little 'prison.' Though the dashingly handsome fellow you were fighting alongside his eldritch form is able to leave freely-his jailers unaware of this form at all-utlimately the whole of me cannot leave. It's like having free range over a pinky while the rest of you is in a coffin. Nevertheless, the Narration job will hopefully bail him out in time. As for the energy warping...THAT will remain on, the Narrator cannot and will not be removing it.*

Tazz: Oh, come on!

*HOWEVER, he does have a map of this Superdimension, complete with the locations of the Elder Souls. As the Ragnak will be unable to locate them on their own accord, owing to the distortion, this means that you can collect every Elder Soul here unimpeded.*

**You internally question the oddness of 'collecting' Elder Souls as if they were inanimate objects, and refer to it as 'rescuing' them instead from here-on.**

*He also hands you the schematic for a Cueball! Based on and named after the Omniscient Cueballs (like Dr. Scratch's head), these inventions tell you of anything and everything within a short radius and give it to you in a form of data you can understand. These can also be used to tell what the area was like in the past-including anyone or anything that passed through it! It only works surefire for the present and past events, though-future events will be predictions...The Materials are surprisingly cheap!*

Tazz: OK, now I'm liking my effort here!

[Sir Sivelos]

Ain't that nice. Where's the closest Elder Soul?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The map says it's on a planet known as Lios, a temperate world with few geographical features of note beyond long plains. The enemies there are rather nonthreatening, considering your high stats.*

*The other two elder Souls are on Helosana and Neraz, a planet known for it's electricty-generating, well, EVERYTHING, and a moon created completely out of composted junk from a nearby galaxy. just going off the map.*

*There are also loads of notable locations, including exits to the next Superdimension.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm… Is there any info on Acidic Seoul the 69th, or is the plot going to withhold the info?

But that's a note for me… *takes a mental screenshot of the Map*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*He's not on the map at all...You look to Yog-Sothoth's dashing human form, who merely shrugs and says he can't give you EVERYTHING, that would be silly. He does say, however, that searching here is useless. He's not in the sixth superdimension.*

**...Er-hem.**

*Oh, yes, he also tells Sivelos that the snap-back feeling he's felt is because of the destruction of the chunk of reality he created at Baal's hands, or at least most of its entities. With most of your powers back under your command (IE, a rubber band stretched out snapping back into position), you are now free to use it else-ware. Of course, this means that Baal killed off almost all of your world's population. You'll have to forgive the Narrator if he repeated this at some earlier point, though.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*waves his hand dismissively* Nah, it's fine. This power's kind of neat… I have the collective power of all of my stuff back. I haven't felt this good in eons… *shrugs* Besides, the people I need alive are still alive. Lava Lord was inside a sun while it happened, Quantum Lord is off in his Time Apartment, and these guys are still kicking… *gestures to LC, Apophis-Ra, and what remains of the Observers.* Also, I can tell not all of my guys are dead. A majority, yes, but not all of them.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A very large majority, of course.*

*The narrator beckons you to leave, he's suppressing his eldritch aura from making you gibbering madmen, and being Daemons help, but it will not work forever.*

*You leave.*

Tazz:...Well THAT was extremely weird and extremely meta. Talk about breaking the fourth wall...More like nuking it from orbit and dumping toxic waste on the remains.

[Wander]

hey look u guys im a transformer again yay

[Sir Sivelos]

That was like crossing the line, building a house on it, making decaf on it, and then having sunday brunch on the line… I don't where I'm going with this. Anyway, where are we off to?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Lios, duh. It's not rocket science, Sivelos, we've gotta save these guys.

*You make for the planet Lios.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Just confirming! So Lios doesn't have anything of proper danger, aside from the Elder Soul? That seems a bit fishy to me. There has to be some sort of gimmick...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I agree, but sometimes, every so often, life just gives you a freebie.

Of course, when this happens, something hideously bad is about to happen at some point in the near future, possibly concerning the freebie. So, let's keep on our toes.

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course. Also, I like the new signature. Neo did a great job on that. -w-

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ayup. It radiates awesomesauce.

RADIAAAAAAATES I TELL YOU!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

It radiates awesome like Uranium-247 radiates radioactivity. Except less deadly. And is that the Buster Sword? That'd be funny if you could use that sword. Just reach down into your signature and… I dunno. What remains of the Fourth Wall would be scattered to the Four Winds, though...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yeah, there was a specific reasoning behind the Buster Sword.

Maybe not a reasoning applicable to HERE, though. I prefer Axes, not swords. Much less BFS's like the Buster Sword, I prefer one-handers...

Granted, we've already busted every last bit of shrapnel in the 4th wall, so that's technically an option.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh wow. That's… That's crazy.

But my preference is swords. They're very versatile; they can be fast, slow, and everything in between. They also look cool, so...

[Bulbasaur]

I like vines because they defend me from Tazz's stick.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz switches the stick with Neo's Amazing Banner Sword. It's pure awesomeness sets Bulbasaur on fire, and being based off of the Buster Sword makes it all the more painful.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Lios must be really far away.

[Caite-chan]

What if I just so happen to be able to defeat what doesn't exist?

[Sir Sivelos]

He'd respawn, duh.

[Caite-chan]

He doesn't exist in the first place.

[Sir Sivelos]

Um...

Light Chaos: It's best not to think about it too much.

[Caite-chan]

Unlike me who can't die in the first place because I'm immortal...lol.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A razor-sharp piece of shrapnel kills Catie-Chan. Unfortunately, Immortality DOES NOT, in fact, make you immune to death, only immune to every death that isn't direct physical harm. All manner of illness (and poisoning for that matter) is a matter of no worry; burning, drowning, crushing, impalement, slashing, stabbing, ripping, frying, or any other hideously painful method of death? Sorry. No dice.*

WHO THREW THAT SHRAPNEL?!

*Try as Tazz might find some idiot to turn into a fine red paste, it seems that the only power at work here was the power of tempting fate that Catie decided to do.*

[Caite-chan]

*Comes from the kitchen with a shake*

Awwww so much for my doppelganger.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Shrapnel becomes possessed by a ghost which shoves it up the (possible second Doppelganger's) neck of Catie-Chan. If it was a doppelganger, the ghost then finds the real deal and repeats.*

*Tazz finds the ghost and pummels it with his bare hands.*

*Catie respawns.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Too many Caites for me. I can only handle so much sarcasm at once, and I'm a major part of it already.

[Caite-chan]

Don't make me firebend or earthbend you two.

[Sir Sivelos]

Please, don't. It'd be a very minor inconvenience to me. It'd ruin my day. D:

[Caite-chan]

I could throw rocks at someone and fire at another.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, I'd prefer you don't attack anyone, but if you must... *SIVELOS summons a SANDBAG. Yes, the one from SMASH BROTHERS.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

SETTLE IT IN SMASH! *Epic pose w/ background explosion*

[Bulbasaur]

Actually you didn't burn me because god mode is on.

[Wander]

oh yeah well i can lAVA BEND- *whirl whispers into my ear* bro wtf what do u mean i cant lavabend //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

There is no such thing as God Mode, Bulba.

And oh, you're a Human-whatever, again, Icy? Neat. And can you do MAGMA SHURIKENS LIKE GHAZAN!?

[Wander]

YEAH I CAN- no i cant im not cool enough qq

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm. Poor Ghazan, though.

Anyway, are you like a Minibot or something?

[Chakramaster]

Well if God Mode doesn't exist here...then how about Turbo Mode? Speed only becomes greater with Turbo mode

[Sir Sivelos]

Turbo mode is just increased speed. I can invoke that with my Temporal Marathon tech. Basically, I just speed up time for me to LUDICROUS levels, at which point I could move at normally physically impossible speeds by walking. Imagine if I went to light speed whilst using that! Physics would be torn a new one.

[Wander]

a bit taller than usual minibot, but yes

i am a tall tiny bot //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

2small4me

Sorry, typo. 2TALL4me

[Wander]

2small-tall4me??? //shot

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Urm. Turbo mode is not ludicrous speed, it's the ability to cancel any attack into any others, regardless of position. I've seen crazy things come out of that...

[Sir Sivelos]

Have you ever seen TAS's? Some of the stuff they pull off in them is insane to watch… Especially SSBM ones.

[Wander]

siv go to sleep //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

I did, I did, jeez.

[Caite-chan]

I didn't sleep worth a damn.

[Sir Sivelos]

I only got like… 4 to 5 hours last night. I failed you, Icy. ;_;

[Chakramaster]

6 hours of sleep is ok. Not the best, but 4-6 hours is actually normal for most people

[Sir Sivelos]

Not for me. I need sleep, or else I'm REALLY out of it for a while. After I get ready, I'm perfectly fine, if not a bit out of energy.

[Chakramaster]

Less sleep you get the less active you feel. Some people get customed to it after doing it for so long it becomes a natural habit.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. It's a bad habit of mine, caused by my ADHD… But it's just me, I guess.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Speaking of attention, the length to get to Dios was one thing you weren't paying attention to. You have arrived, and Tazz is already on the surface.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Hops off the ship after Tazz* Where's the Elder Soul?

[Wander]

//also hops off the ship

yo mang where the elder soul at cause i am ready for freddyyyy //shot

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*As it turns out, you are NOT ready for Freddy, as he bum-rushes you out of nowhere and tramples you, one-shotting all present because of his heavy mechanical body. Fortunately, his favored horror-ridden way to kill you is neglected, as he's moving somewhere else in a hurry.*

Tazz:...Well, that was completely cheap!

[Sir Sivelos]

…Huh. And odd, as well… Wonder where he's off too in such a hurry.

[Chakramaster]

*Looks over at those knocked over*

He's probably getting ready for his sequel. What he's even doing here....well Freddy can be.....unpredictable to put it simply. At least Foxy wasn't with him.

[Sir Sivelos]

That was silly. Anyway, Elder Soul… Energy tracking skills, don't let me down! *races off in the direction of the Elder Soul.*

[Wander]

i didnt mean i was ready for freddy in that kind of way qq

also inb4 the narrator tells siv he's goin the wrong way //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

Probably am, so I'll preempt it! *SIVELOS rejoins the group.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sensors aboard your ships indicate something: It's TECHNICALLY not Dios the Elder Soul is on. Rather, it's nearby moon, Ealot, is the proper location.*

...OK, looks like this isn't a complete freebie...

*Ealot is surrounded by a field of ship-killing Brykanite, a crystal that makes metal undergo some...Explosive reactions. All metals. As you can imagine, flying into it with your ships is a Bad Idea™. There does seem to be a way up from Dios to Ealot...But you're going to have to find it.*

*Meanwhile, Foxy and the other animatronics rush in the same direction Freddy did, equally unconcerned about you. You notice them and get out of the way so you don't suffer Yet Another Stupid Death.*

[The-Hydra]

I'm kind of late buuuut

you guys finally got to V9

I'm so proud ;3;

Alright, don't mind me, carry on with your thing

[Sir Sivelos]

Thanks, Hydra. Anyway, let's get searching, I guess...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The way the Animatronics were going was coincidentally the way Sivelos was originally headed. However, you have to barrel out of the way as a Keldeo-oh, nooooooooooo...*

Tazz: THE NARRATOR IS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! I have a feeling this will either be terrible meta that isn't his fault or something else he doesn't like that we don't know of.

*Now I know exactly what the cost is for my self insert...*

**The Narrator briefly abdicates his position to me for a small duration. He needs to go hit his head against a wall or something equally painful.**

[Sir Sivelos]

...This is gonna suck, isn't it?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Mostly for him. Maybe not for you?**

**The Keldeo bounds past you for now, managing to give a quick glance at you before rushing off in the direction of the Animatronics. You figure they're fleeing because Water is bad against those kinds of machines.**

Tazz:...OK, I think whatever the Narrator was moping about is related to the Keldeo, so let's go exactly the opposite way it came from.

**This Direction is the way Sivelos was initially heading, as previously stated.**

[Sir Sivelos]

I WAS going the right way! Let's go! **SIVELOS bounds off in the direction he was going before.**

Apophis-Ra: This will be fun, I'm sure. *floats off in the same direction*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**You wander for a while, the weak enemies around here auto-defeating when encountered, because your weakest attacks would still overkill these weak things twenty times over. This place is probably best for beginner adventurers, and not more experienced fare like yourselves-though you have a mission. Hills are in low supply, the terrain mostly even, with few obstructions. If not for the footprints of the Animatronics and the hoofprints of the Keldeo, you'd probably not know where to go.**

[Sir Sivelos]

This would be a nice place to build. *continues following the footsteps*

Light Chaos: Mhm. Maybe a nice tower or too...

Maybe a nice market place.

Apophis-Ra: It would compliment the terrain.

Maybe we have more in common than I thought, Apoph-

Apophis-Ra: Silence yourself or I'll hang you with my Crook.

...WELL. *continues wandering*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Not every challenge here is that weak, though...What, were you really expecting no battles at all?**

**STRIFE!**

**MASHPOTATO SAMURAI beckons you to fight!**

**The MASHPOTATO SAMURAI is a legendary warrior with three passions: Fighting, Video Game Creation, and of course, Mashed Potatoes. His MASHED KATANA is a fearsome weapon, and his abilities have made absolutely sure that any foe is brutally murdered. Of course, his win-loss ratio is a flawless 999999999-0, not counting the probably countless times he auto-defeats the cannon fodder around here. His stats in relation to you are unknown. He's not a boss, but his WARRIOR'S CHALLENGE ability prevents you from fleeing normally and STURDY makes up for a natural immunity to one-shot attacks. You need items or special abilities to flee.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Apophis-Ra: We don't have time for this. **APOPHIS-RA lashes his TRI-FLAIL at MASH POTATO SAMURAI! Lucky roll, NINE DIFFERENT TYPES OF DAMAGE DEALT!**

Indeed! **SIVELOS fires out a wave of lightning at M.P.S.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Tri-Flail lands true for good damage, but the Lightning wave is parried by the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI! It electrifies his blade, allowing him to deal more damage! He predictably exploits this and slices Tazz with the electrified MASHED BLADE for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

**SIVELOS takes advantage of his taking advantage of attacking Tazz to attack him from behind with a level 9999 SACRED SWORD!**

**Apophis-Ra points his CROOK OF WAYFARING SOULS at the M.P.S... the M.P.S can no longer move from the spot he's in currently. His legs are useless, but he can still attack.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Neither of these things work. His WARRIOR'S CHALLENGE ability disables all attempts at backstabs. As for the Crook, his WILLPOWER stat is through the roof and instantly breaks free. His CONTROLLED WARRIOR'S RAGE maxes as a result of both attempts, and you are both one-shotted with a single swipe. Tazz'es limited ability to controll the bloodthirsty does not work because it is CONTROLLED WARROR'S RAGE-and predictably, after the AUTO-COUNTERS, Tazz joins you in death.**

Tazz:...OK, Let's not try either of those things twice on him. **Tazz just bum-rushes the MPS with the Madder-Man. Kind of a usual thing for him.**

[Sir Sivelos]

WELL AIN'T THAT DANDY! **SIVELOS charges MPS with a level 9999 BOLT STRIKE!**

Light Chaos: **LC uses tech: DEFENSE IS THE BEST OFFENSE, level 9999! A large barrier forms around LC. The barrier is solid for enemies, and LC charges MPS. It also functions as a legitimate barrier, by the way.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The MPS and his MASHED BLADE destroys the barrier in one hit, allowing him to parry LIGHT CHAOS! The BOLT STRIKE goes through marvelously, though, as does Tazz'es FROSTY EDGE!**

Tazz: This guy is a headache!

**Ominous and Rebecca, who volunteered to follow you, catch up.**

[Sir Sivelos]

**LC, because of his humoungous defense, doesn't flinch, which allows him to use a LEVEL 9999 BLAZE OF GLORY! The MPS takes a white-hot plasma shower.**

**SIVELOS uses a level 9999 SACRED SWORD once more.**

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: *eats popcorn while watching*

[Sir Sivelos]

Careful, Bulba! Avoid the stick! *parries an attack from M.P.S.*

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: *shushes Sivelos* it's a trap for him so you can beat him

[Sir Sivelos]

Thank ya mang. *uses said trap to hopefully gain the upperhand*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Sacred sword scores an unprecedented DIRE ANIMADVERSION! A DIRE ANIMADVERSION is effectively a one-shot unless the opponent has more than 1 HP bar, as this attack completely empties the HP bar! The unbeaten MASHPOTATO SAMURAI has been defeated!**

**Not being considered any level of enemy beyond standard fare despite his immense power, his L00T$PL0$10N is kind of weak, but includes his Legendary-Rarity Mashed Blade! It's considerably stronger than anything SIVELOS or APOTH (the most qualified sword wielders) have...Though, both find it beyond their level. Don't even think LIGHT CHAOS can wield it, his weapon is shields. For now, this is going in the inventory.**

[Sir Sivelos]

We can decide who can get it later on.

Apophis-Ra: Of course.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Keldeo from before approaches from where he was heading.**

*AUGHGHGAAAAGHGAH!!*

**The Narrator is losing his mind somewhat more than usual.**

Tazz:...It's the Keldeo, isn't it?

**Gee, you think?!**

Tazz:...Ugh, let's just follow these hoofprints as far as we can before he catches up...I have a bad feeling about this.

Rebecca: But isn't it a Legend?

Ominous: The Narrator may just illogically hate horses. He IS an Elder Deity of Chaos, after all.

*I DO NOT ILLOGICALLY HATE HORSES!*

Ominous:...No comment.

[Sir Sivelos]

I recommend the Narrator should eat a Snickers. He's not him when he's hungry. **SIVELOS makes haste Keldeo-ward!**

Apophis-Ra: (What kind of Elder Soul is a Keldeo? It's a pony!)

[Ganyu]

*Shadows gather into a languid pool of saccharine whispers and an inaudible murmuring. Slowly, a phantasmal pitch-black being took form from the shadows, however, there was a distinct void in its antimatter form, as though a piece of shadow had been torn (if it could be torn) away from it.*

"I suggest you fill me in, gentlemen..." It rasped.

*Sulphur and smog, or traces of it, could be seen billowing from the void in the phantom.*

[Sir Sivelos]

**Apophis-Ra whirls around, pointing his TRI-FLAIL at ECRIVAIN.**

Apophis-Ra: Who is this phantasm!? An enemy?!

Apoph, calm down! He's an ally! It's Ecrivain!

Apophis-Ra: I do not recall...

Light Chaos: He is one of our allies, Apophis-Ra. He was the Phantom Lord, remember?

Apophis-Ra: …Very well... **Apoph lowers his TRI-FLAIL and continues following the hoof prints.**

…Am I really that prone to anger? I know I'm paranoid, but jeez…

Er… Anyway, we came here to find an Elder Soul, which I'm guessing is that Keldeo over there. **gestures to the Keldeo**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Narrator doesn't get hungry. Ever.**

**On another note, welcome back Ecrivain..**

**Sivelos, apparently deciding to bite the bullet and get the bad meta over with quickly, rushes towards the Keldeo who is obviously causing the Narrator much aggravation.**

[Ganyu]

"Good despairs and tribulations... I may have survived a fully-charged blast from a demon trying to kill a necromantic dragon but I'm in no mood to get into another scuffle," the ghost sighed.

*Black mana swirls in a hazy cocoon around the phantom as it communicates.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**It's not the Keldeo. You sense power, but the Keldeo doesn't have THAT kind of power. He's also completely unfamiliar. To you, anyways...**

Tazz:...Don't tell me that Keldeo is-

**At this point, the Keldeo-which is in Resolute Form, PS-leaps over your head at blinding speed and charges headfirst at the spot where the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI was. Emphasis on WAS, as it's dead. The Keldeo did not seem to notice that one.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay. On to searching, I guess… **SIVELOS uses his energy-sensing technique to determine where the Elder Soul is.**

[Chakramaster]

Chakra: *Meanwhile stares off into the distance trying to figure out what he missed*

[Sir Sivelos]

Join us, Chakra. **tosses Chakra onto the metaphorical bandwagon**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Mystery Keldeo:...Um...I sensed the presence of the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI here...Did he leave?

Tazz: He hideously died. DIRE ANIMADVERSION on a Sacred Sword.

Mystery Keldeo: DIRE ANIMADVERSION my rear end. He had that ridiculously high winning steak-I mean, streak...

Tazz:...I didn't know ponies liked steak-

Mystery Keldeo: I AM NOT A F***ING PONY! I don't care what else you say about it, I am nineteen years old! That's way older than a colt, even! I should look like a Stallion...The growth's just coming on late!

Tazz: Still no word on the steak issue.

Mystery Keldeo: I heard that from somewhere, OK?! Anyways, he is so totally NOT dead, you could seriously just not have killed him. Waaaaay too tough for that, way too tough for pretty much everything here...Seriously, where is he?

Tazz: Twelve feet underground. Dead. RIP in pieces.

Mystery Keldeo:...You're serious, aren't you?

**...Well, clearly the mystery Keldeo is quite confused about how the hell you managed to one-shot the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI via DIRE ANIMADVERSION. Considering DIRE ANIMADVERSIONS are typically the very rare fare of those who specifically build up to basically make critical hits with every swing, and SACRED SWORD is one of the moves with a DIRE ANIMADVERSION chance, it's understandable and, though highly implausible, possible, as was the case here. The Mystery Keldeo just looks dumbstruck.**

[Sir Sivelos]

By yours truly. I don't even know how I did it... I just sort of poked him with my sword and he exploded.

[Ganyu]

*narrows eyes*

[Sir Sivelos]

Do you have eyes? I thought you just saw through some sort of magic psychic sense.

[Sonic20]

i still need to figure out what's going on here, but AYYYYY PACMAN'S GREAT IN SMASH.

and siv just body-slammed me off the edge qq

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course. That's my favorite form of finishing off an opponent.