The PXR Vending Machine!

[Bulbasaur]

PXR now has a vending machine! Basically, in this game you decide what comes out of the vending machine. It does not have to be something that would normally come out of a vending machine; in fact, it is completely normal for the object to be something odd.

So now that you have the idea, this is an example of how the posting works:

Person 1: *inserts coin*
Person 2: An iPhone 5 comes out! *inserts harmonica*
Person 3: A Pokemon Red cartridge comes out! *inserts Pokemon Blue cartridge*

...and so on. As you see, the first person inserts something into the vending machine. The next person says what comes out, and then inserts something else. From then on, everybody posts what the previous poster got out of the vending machine, and inserts something. Also, when I first start playing this game, a coin was always inserted. But recently, I've seen more people insert something random. So you do not have to insert a coin! Gee, what an odd vending machine...

One more thing! You don't have to use the exact words "*inserts coin*". You can say something such as "In goes a coin", or "I insert a coin". So yeah.

I think that is all. If you have questions, message me or something. I'll start.

*inserts coin*

[Corey]

Outcomes a can of soda pop.

In goes a Fennekin.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Out comes Fennekin

In goes PXR

[Corey]

Outcomes Hkim

In goes Sylveon

[Bulbasaur]

An Eevee comes out!

*inserts Tyrogue*

[Corey]

Outcomes Hitmontop

In goes Lucario

[Bulbasaur]

An anvil comes out!

*inserts anvil*

[Corey]

Outcomes Lucario

In goes Eevee

[Bulbasaur]

A vending machine comes out!

*inserts coin*

[Corey]

Outcomes a PXR decorated coin!

In goes a Bulbasaur

[Homura]

Out comes Sarah~!

*inserts HKim*

[Apollo]

Out comes PXR

*inserts food*

[Bulbasaur]

A cup of water comes out!

*inserts Fennekin*

[Corey]

Outcomes best Pokemon ever sign.

In goes a Master Ball.

[Apollo]

Out come 10 more Master Balls

Inserts Pancham

[Corey]

Outcomes a Fletchling.

In goes a Helioptile.

[Apollo]

Out comes lightning

*insert Professor Oak*

[Corey]

Outcomes Gary Oak

In goes Ash Ketchum

[Apollo]

*outcomes Tomato Ketchup*

*inserts Vending Machine*

[Corey]

Outcomes PXR.

In goes a dog.

[Voltaire Magneton]

Out comes a cat.

In goes a flood.

[Corey]

Outcomes a bashed up can of soup.

In goes a candle.

[Bulbasaur]

A Fennekin comes out!

*inserts Fennekin*

[Corey]

Outcomes one of the cutest things ever.

In goes Quinn.

[Bulbasaur]

A Totodile comes out!

*inserts Cyndaquil*

[Corey]

Outcomes Meganium.

In goes Sigilyph.

[Bulbasaur]

An Eevee comes out!

*inserts Charmander*

[Corey]

Outcomes Bulbachar!

In goes Squirtlsaur.

[Bulbasaur]

Chartle comes out!

*inserts Missingno*

[Corey]

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In goes Sylveon!

[Bulbasaur]

Fletchling comes out!

*inserts coin*

[Corey]

Outcomes a run of the mill soda!

In goes Slowpoke!

[Bulbasaur]

A Slowbro comes out!

*inserts Slowking*

[Corey]

Outcomes Shellder.

In goes a Water Stone!

[Bulbasaur]

A Seaking comes out!

*inserts Feebas*

[Corey]

Outcomes a Prism Scale.

In goes said Prism Scale!

[Bulbasaur]

The Prism Scale comes out!

*inserts the Prism Scale*

[Corey]

Two Prism Scales came out. Great deal. O:

In goes Gyarados.

[Bulbasaur]

A Magikarp comes out. Wait, what?

*inserts Milotic*

[VeloJello]

Out comes a Ludicolo!

In goes Rayquaza!

[Bulbasaur]

Groudon comes out!

*inserts Kyogre*

[Corey]

Outcomes a flood.

In goes Ho-Oh!

[Bulbasaur]

Lugia comes out.

*inserts Charmander*

[Corey]

Outcomes fire.

In goes Cyndaquil.

[Bulbasaur]

Water comes out.

*inserts grass*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Out comes the Vending Machine.

In goes a new ga--I mean, 3D glasses.

[Corey]

Outcomes a psychedelic mushroom. Time for a journey.

In goes half of the mushroom.

[Death's Spook]

Out comes a cloud.

In comes a chair...

[Corey]

Outcomes electricity.

In goes Xerneas.

[Death's Spook]

Out comes the Queen of Air and Darkness.

In goes the Moirai...

[Corey]

Outcomes a sparkler. :o

In goes Chespin.

[Bulbasaur]

A Fennekin comes out!

*shoves Fennekin back in*

[Corey]

A Fennekin with a broken leg comes out. :C

In goes a body cast for Fennekin.

[Bulbasaur]

A Chansey comes out!

*inserts hat*

[Corey]

Outcomes a Fennekin hat. *smirk*

In goes a Slowking hat.

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a Froakie hat.

*inserts Gastly*

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes a Haunter.

Inserts a Passport to Lavender Town.

[Shiny Totodile]

It spits it out

*Straiten passport and puts it back in*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a letter from the PXR staff! It says, "NO DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*inserts juice*

[Shiny Totodile]

yeah.... sorry bout that.
Out comes an apple!

*Inserts a speaker*

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes a wave of sound!

*Inserts myself*

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes squished self

*inserts a lightbulb*

[Dragon Master Mike]

out comes magical glass shards.

*Inserts my soul*

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes your soul (it just passed through it XD)

*inserts Mario mushroom*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes 1-Up mushroom

Inserts Pokéball

[Shiny Totodile]

outcomes an ultra ball

*inserts a can of sprite*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a can of Pixels

In goes money

[Dragon Master Mike]

out comes the charred remains of a dollar, with the face on its front bleeding from its eyes.

*Inserts a human heart*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a single empty vein

In goes Netflix

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes Youtube.

In goes fire

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a Charmander!

*inserts water*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes placenta liquid

In goes PE2K

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes PXR! Surprising, eh?

*inserts vBulletin*

[Marius]

A spambot comes out!

*Inserts A CAMEL*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes LEMAC A

In goes LEMAC A

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes old bat Jenny!

*inserts bat*

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes some stalactites.

*inserts Greninja*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes nubfrog

Insert Blaziken

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes Magikarp!

*Inserts the cure to cancer*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes cancer

In goes tumor

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes Godzilla.

In goes Pizza

[Lovecraft]

Out comes Italy

In goes Sparta

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes a Persian recently kicked into a bottomless pit.

In goes a HoNk horn. HoNk. :o)

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a juggalo

In goes Faygo

[Suicune's Fire]

AND OUT COMES A MELTED COMB who claims to have taken over the world in another dimension.

I threw a Barbie without a head into the vending machine...

[Sonic20]

Out comes the missing head.

In goes a large sword.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes Me with a sword in my face.

*Inserts Barack Obama*

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes an enraged half of the U.S. of A.

*inserts Disc Three*

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes disc four!

*Inserts a microphone stand*

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes an enlarged phone, with stand!

*inserts a Perfectly Generic Object*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a perfectly objective generic

In goes blood

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes a beating heart.

*Inserts a vending machine*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes vaccum (since nothing went in ;) )

In goes zero

[Shiny Totodile]

Umm, you didn't finish your post sooooooooo

*inserts George Washington*

[Lovecraft]

You got ninja'd honey :x

Out comes Mount Rushmore

In goes a dollar bill

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes a dollar bill (it was wrinkled)

*inserts straitened dollar bill*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a penny

In goes a quarter

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes a penny once more.

In goes a Trigger Warning.

[Lovecraft]

9ut c9mes a s9cial justice warri9r

In goes an apple

[Suicune's Fire]

And out rolls an electrode. It proceeds to explode.

An eyeball goes in!

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a tongue

In goes an axe

[ShadowJay]

Out comes a couple severed limbs.

In goes air.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes more air!

*Inserts hatred*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes ether

In goes sugar

[ShadowJay]

Out comes a cake.

In goes my hand...

[Lovecraft]

Out comes your leg

In goes a tooth

[ShadowJay]

Out comes a set of dentures.

In goes $1,000,000...

[Lovecraft]

Out comes an IOU

In goes a forum

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes a community

In goes a bag of salt

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a pound of sugar

In goes a chipped rotten tooth

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomomes a Dentist

In goes beanie

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a baby

In goes said baby

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes Teenager

In-goes pencil

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes a pen.

In goes a pie. o3o

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes a clown

In goes a drawing

[Lovecraft]

Out comes e

In goes math

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes the pencil.

In goes the e.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes a keyboard.

*Inserts Yog Sothoth*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes Cthulhu

In goes Cthulhu

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes an octopus.

*Inserts The Sun*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes Moon

In goes star

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes...http://pkparaiso.com/imagenes/xy/sprites/animados/staraptor.gif
STARAPTOR

In goes Kalos.

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes... Wait, only 69 new pokémon!? *flips table*

In goes a MYSTERY DRINK.

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes mystery meat

*inserts Glasses*

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes one glass.

In goes an outcome.

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes Lobster

*inserts Hockey Puck*

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes a Hockey Stick.

In goes a Magic Orb.

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes a planet the size of your hand.

Inserts YouTube

[Marius]

Out comes Hal 9000

Inserts Daisy

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes Peach

In goes pajamas

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes a nice Suit.

In goes the Ace of Spades.

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a 2 of Diamonds

In goes a pipe

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes Mario.

In goes a 1337.

[Shiny Totodile]

Out Comes A Computer!

In goes a Glue Stick.

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a glue blob

In goes a chocolate stick

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes a Twix!

In goes my PxR Profile

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a PE2K profile

In goes a headset

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes some Jam

In goes http://pkparaiso.com/imagenes/xy/sprites/animados/vanillite.gif

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a cherry.

In goes whipped cream.

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes wonderland!

In goes some candycanes.

[Felly]

Out comes plastic wrappers! D;

In goes pocket lint.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes dust bunnies.

*picks up first vending machine and inserts it into another vending machine*

[Suicune's Fire]

TIME AND SPACE EXPLODE AND THE WORLD HAS TO USE A BACK-UP FILE TO RESTORE ITSELF.

*inserts a steamtrain into the vending machine*

[Prince Vegeta]

Out comes the "I like trains" kid from ASDF Movie

*Inserts my evil cat into the vending machine*

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes death!

*Inserts poetry*

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes Full List of all Rhymes In the English language

*Inserts That list*

[Coru]

Out comes a box of unwanted Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards which then spontaneously combust once touched.

*Inserts an ipod with #Selfie on loop*

[ShadowJay]

Out comes deaf person.

In goes an axe...

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes a broken tree.

*Inserts myself*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a Totodile!

*inserts gold coin*

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes mario

Inserts a purple bulbasaur

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes purple slime.

Inserts sound waves

[Prince Vegeta]

Out comes deafening explosions.

Inserts a Scouter.

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes broken metal

Inserts Smile

[Felly]

Receives frown! :c

Inserts empty BBQ sauce package.

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes a Burger

*inserts a lego guy*

[legendary_addict]

*pop!* The DVD version of the Lego Movie came out!

*inserts a key*

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes the Keyblade

*inserts Mew*

[Bulbasaur]

Mew comes out! And uses Psychic on you.

*inserts psywave*

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes Mewtwo! And uses Psychic on you.

*inserts Arcanine*

[Bulbasaur]

D:

Growlithe comes out!

*inserts same Growlithe*

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes Arcanine

*inserts box*

[ShadowBolt25]

Out comes a Television

puts in a book

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes the binding

*Inserts mouse*

[ShadowBolt25]

Out comes Pikachu

in goes a bird

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes Staraptor

*inserts Genie*
http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/genie-derp-face-1024x748.jpg

[Suicune's Fire]

Shiny Totodile, "outcomes" refers to the end result of something and is a noun. "Out comes" refers to something coming out of something else, which is a verb. "Outcomes" is incorrect. xD

And out pops a balloon! Literally. A popped balloon.

*inserts a giant beach ball*

[Shiny Totodile]

Sorry for my Improper grammar, I'm just so happy that I don't have school anymore!

And out of the Vending Machine comes sand.

*inserts Spiderman*

[Bulbasaur]

A spider comes out!

*inserts Suicune's Fire*

[ShadowBolt25]

Out comes Charizard X

puts in a frog

[Felly]

Out comes a swarm of frogs!

In goes an empty mechanical pencil.

[Soulmaster]

Out comes a pair of scissors

In goes a starship.

[Voltaire Magneton]

Out goes an alien that looks like a human!

In goes my selfie.

[Anubis]

Out comes a clone of you

In goes a bottle of Diet Mountain Dew

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes mountain dew T shirt

Inserts dragon

[Fistodragon]

Out comes Dragonite
Inserts Master ball

[Shiny Totodile]

Out comes the same used ball with a magicarp in it.

*Inserts hat*

[Fistodragon]

Out comes ash's old hat
Inserts Pokemon Trainer Sarah xD

[Voltaire Magneton]

Out comes a very angry Bulbasaur xD

In goes dust.

[Steven_Six]

Out goes a living human being, who is missing a rib.

Puts in said rib (kekekekeke)

[Trainer17]

out comes a chicken.

in goes my hope

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes Donald Trump!

*inserts Donald Trump*

[Neo Emolga]

You get a toupee!

Puts in $3

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Out comes 300 yen
In goes soda

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[Bulbasaur]

Out comes $1. Well that's a little backwards.

*inserts soap*

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Out comes water
In goes air

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[Neo Emolga]

Out comes a fart.
In goes a Farmer's Almanac from 1974.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Out comes a drought
In goes Groudon

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[Fate]

Out come some delicious Groudon patties.

*puts in a math textbook*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes math homework!

*inserts red coin from SM64*

[Neo Emolga]

Out comes a 1UP mushroom.

*Inserts a goose feather.*

[Steven_Six]

Out goes a flock of geese AAAGH GEESE

Throws a rock, it goes in

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Out comes a Crustle using Rock Slide
In goes a shard of glass

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[Trainer17]

Out comes a Crustle using Rock Slide
In goes a shard of glass

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Out comes a Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk

In goes Chikorita

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Out comes a Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk

In goes Chikorita
Stupid sig thing doesn't want to turn off when I quick reply

Out comes Meganium
In goes Sentret

[Fate]

Out comes an angry mob of PETA members.

*inserts a water bottle lid*

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Out comes buttered popcorn
In goes salt

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[Fate]

Out comes a random subreddit.

*inserts an isosceles triangle*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes an equilateral triangle!

*inserts rhombus*

[Fate]

Out come sheets of geometry homework. Better get 'em done!

*inserts the derivative of y with respect to x*

[Steven_Six]

Out comes a migrane.
So maybe i shall put in some ASPRIN!

[Fate]

Out comes a thank you note from the machine that's been suffering from headaches.

*inserts a rubber duck*

[Steven_Six]

out comes a ducklett.
And so, i put in an Indian figurine. This vending machine is clearly a secret cupboard...

[Fate]

Out comes a flying tomahawk, coming straight towards you.

*inserts a vending machine*

[Steven_Six]

Aaaah! Magic tomahawk! Duck!
Out comes... A normal damm soda! Finally!

Wait, thats not good.

In goes an out of order sign.

[Fate]

*nothing happens*

*inserts a flattened penny*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a chips bag. You open it, and there's no chips.

*inserts nickel*

[Fate]

The machine has rejected your money. You get your...Nickelback.

*inserts a strand of my hair*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a sign. "BAD PUNS ARE NOT WELCOME"

*inserts sign*

[Fate]

Out comes a wave that seems to fluctuate between -1 and 1.

*inserts cosine*

[Bulbasaur]

A calculus textbook comes out!

*inserts algebra book*

[AWA1997]

Out comes a triangle with perfect 3-4-5 dimensions.

Puts in a quantum physics joke book.

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a refrigerator!

*inserts tomatoes*

[Fate]

I don't get it.

Out comes a bottle of Hunt's catsup.

*inserts vanilla extract*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a book on Yoga.

*inserts doritos mountain dew*

*for max Pro MLG*

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

Out comes Taco Bell
In goes Sushi

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[Fate]

Out comes a live fishy that swims away in mid-air.

*inserts a Rubik's cube*

[AWA1997]

Out comes the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything: 42.

*throws in L from Death Note*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A plain notebook comes out.*

*Sticks an all-devouring black hole in*

[Trainer17]

Out comes Yagami Light.

In goes Donald Trump

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[Fate]

Out comes a glass of orange juice.

*inserts two carrots and a hockey puck*

[Trainer17]

Out comes Tenacity.
In goes my luck

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[Fate]

Out comes nothing, because such a thing does not exist to be inserted in the first place.

*inserts Sam*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes Spam.

*inserts hawaiian T-shirt made in hawaii.*

[Trainer17]

Out comes Fate with a ukelele
In goes Lilo

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[Fate]

Out comes a Hawaiian T-shirt made in Hawaii.

*inserts five cups of chopped porcini mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, and three pounds of celery*

[Trainer17]

Out comes Gordon Ramsey saying **** me

In goes Tenacity

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[Fate]

Nothing comes out. You've just killed him, Sam.

*inserts this thread*

[Trainer17]

//2 hours later

you just killed this thread, Fate.

new thread comes out

inserts Fate

[Fate]

Out comes world peace now that Fate's presence is no more. Except everyone's really bored now.

*inserts Sam's SM-G901F*

[Suicune's Fire]

Out comes the most inspiring quote there ever was.

*inserts the XAT Pokedex*

[AWA1997]

*out come drawings better on a crappy drawing program than I can do with the best programs*

*throws in my horrible drawings*

[pokemon trainer Felix]

*out come the greatest illustrations you have ever seen*

*throws in a tree*

[Sir Sivelos]

An entirely new, rich biosphere comes out.

I put in a single drop of hot sauce.

[pokemon trainer Felix]

out comes a single drop cold sauce

puts in pokemon showdown

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes Mega Rayquaza, who had just finished completely obliterating the competitive meta.

I deposit one cubic meter of super-condensed air.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a Koffing.

In goes a Dr. Pepper.

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes Dr. Dr. Pepper is Back.

In goes a vending machine.

[Fate]

Out comes nothing, but you've managed to upgrade the PXR Vending Machine so that it now holds five new items. Congratulations!

*inserts a gil*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes the Golden Saucer.

In goes a Prism.

[Fate]

Out comes yet another repeated Absol. ;_;

*inserts The Existent Tazz*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes nothing. YOU GOT CHEATED

In goes a Water bottle.

[Trainer17]

Out comes a cactus

In goes Fate

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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a Male Mega Gardevoir.

In goes a Bagon.

[Fate]

Out comes a Bagon-wrapped cheeseburger.

*inserts half a Salamence*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes an Arbok.

In goes that Arbok.

[Fate]

Out comes a purse.

*inserts my rage*

[Trainer17]

Out comes love.

In goes ekans

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[Fate]

After some twist and turns, out comes snake.

*inserts the sun*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a beta of Pokemon Sun.

In comes a chocolate.