Avatar Roleplay: The Second Coming

[Sir Sivelos]

The Avatar Roleplay
- The Second Coming -

Welcome, one and all! My name is Sivelos, and I welcome you once again to the twisted menagerie that is the Avatar Roleplay.

Now, you may ask, what is the Avatar Roleplay? Quite simple:

•Do you have a character in your Avatar!? Roleplay as him / her / they / it to your heart's content. Everything is fair game here, except for a few rules which I will cover later. There is no topic! The role-play goes where ever its participants take it.

The Avatar Roleplay was a very fun game back on my home-forum, Pokestadium, and was popular here too, until a fiasco caused it to die off. It was not a good day, that day.

Now, the rules! Though few in number, these are all VERY important.

1. Follow the Pokémon Crossroads Forum Rules. I shouldn't need to explain why this is important. Don't know the rules? Read them here (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?152-Pokemon-Crossroad-Community-Rules).

2. No swearing. This is what caused the fiasco I mentioned prior. Uncensored swearing will result in warnings. If you must swear, censor it completely with what you deem necessary (like *'s or symbols).

3. This is the AVATAR ROLEPLAY, not general role-play. While it saddens me, this role-play is limited to anything within your current avatar. If you want to switch characters, switch avatars. If this isn't up your alley and you want to interact with other characters, feel free to check out this lovely thread (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?2819-PXR-Character-Chat).

4. No sexual, inappropriate, or NFSW content. I'm pretty sure this is somewhere in the rules, but keep this stuff to a nonexistent level. Romance is fine! Anything below the belt is not.

5. Avoid Godmodding or totally invincible characters. This ruins the fun for other people! If you REALLY want to, find a way to give them a weakness (somehow).

6. Try to avoid having too many speaking characters per avatar. I'm not discouraging this. But it tends to get kind of confusing when so many people are talking at once!

7. Have fun!

That being said, this game has the potential to be very, very fun. Who knows what sort of shenanigans will occur!? It's up to you!

Have fun!

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P.S.! Just a slight amount of history and info about the past threads if anybody is interested.

Location: A strange dimensional rift where anybody and everybody seem to wind up in. Its appearance is unclear. It's up to you!

• The First Thread on PXR! (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?2272-Avatar-Role-play)

• The Second Thread on PXR (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3303-Avatar-role-play-2-B)!

[Caite-chan]

And mine just so happens to be from Avatar. xD

Zuko: *Looks around at everything* What is this place?

[Noblejanobii]

Shaylava looked around, suddenly confused as to where she was. Everything was different from what she knew yet somewhat similar. Shaylava lit her backflame, the green fire lighting up the area a little bit so that she could see better, but Shaylava found it was still difficult to see.

[Sir Sivelos]

((I see what you did there!))


And mine just so happens to be from Avatar. xD

Zuko: *Looks around at everything* What is this place?

Well, buddy, you're in luck. I'm a bit of a veteran 'round these parts. Some sort of rift hoozy-whatzit. See those holes in the sky? Folks fall out of them like a faulty jump over a pit. Shenanigans ensue… And that's how it's been going.

But it also makes a fantastic vacation spot. Waddle Dees! Fetch me and this fine man a drink. *a horde of Waddle Dees, carrying several drinks on a plate, rush out of a Dimensional Hole and hand DEDEDE a drink. DEDEDE offers ZUKO a drink.*

Eh? You want one?


Shaylava looked around, suddenly confused as to where she was. Everything was different from what she knew yet somewhat similar. Shaylava lit her backflame, the green fire lighting up the area a little bit so that she could see better, but Shaylava found it was still difficult to see.

((Noble, this isn't a typical role-play! You can just type out your replies, as if you're the actual character! Also, uh… I can't really make out your avatar, besides the white text. What is it?))

[Caite-chan]

Zuko: *Nods his head before taking the drink and taking a sip* ........Thanks

[Noblejanobii]

Shaylava began to search around the area, sniffing the ground, trying to make out something familiar. After a minute or two of walking, Shaylava spotted two figures ahead of her. "H-Hello?" She called out to them.

[Sir Sivelos]

((I'm going to assume it's a Quilava.))

No problem, pal. I can keep 'em coming… So if you need anything? Just call me. I'll hook you up.

And what're you? A fire Grizzo?

[Noblejanobii]

((Sorry, never done a avatar Rp before. And please, call me Janobii))

Fire Grizzo? Never heard of that! *puts out tailflame* I am a Shaylava thank you very much! And what are you supposed to be an overweight prinplup of sorts? Lay off the pokepuffs pal. It's not doing you any good.

[Sir Sivelos]

*DEDEDE hefts his hammer.*

Mind your manners, pal. I'm royalty, see? I got a crown, see!? *DEDEDE points to his crown / helmet / hat thing.*

[Noblejanobii]

*stands up on hind legs* Uhuh. Where I come from we don't have kings. We have chaos and that's it. I fight for my life on a daily basis. Can you say the same thing?

[Sir Sivelos]

Yep. I was possessed by Dark Matter, a being of evil from space, and was forced to carry out their deeds… Uh… I was kidnapped by a creepy spider guy… I get my butt kicked by Kirby on an almost daily basis… But I'm getting close, though! My Super Mask will get him eventually...

[Noblejanobii]

*rolls eyes* I was once a human you know. I taken from my family and turned into an experiment as a tribute to save the rest of my city. They turned me into this and when the government dissolved into chaos they tried to kill me and my friends. They failed. Now the rabid experiments that escaped from these labs all over the world. All the while the disease tries to take us over everyday. *drops back down to all fours*

[Sir Sivelos]

*snaps fingers* Oh yeah! I also helped stop an all-powerful crazed wizard from attempting to take over the Multiverse. That happened… What else… Oh, I took down that creepy Meta Knight wannabe...

[Noblejanobii]

I fail to see how this makes you a threat to me sir. What's the oversized mallet made of? Wood? Metal?

[Sir Sivelos]

You're really getting on my nerves. I need a drink. Later, Shay-whatever. *DEDEDE leaves through a Dimensional Hole. A scary-looking Knight flies out of another. He roosts nearby, glancing at you.*

[Noblejanobii]

Shaylava! *grumbles a bit angrily to self before noticing the new guy* What are you looking at?

[Sir Sivelos]

I am sizing you up as a threat. You rank poorly.

[Noblejanobii]

Looks can be deceiving. *exhales a small flame* I don't take threats lightly and you should tred carefully around me.

[Sir Sivelos]

Noted. I'll have you know that my blade can easily cut through any form of flesh… Be it plant or animal. You should be the one to tread lightly around an assassin.

[Noblejanobii]

And yet I am neither since, while my DNA consists of both that of plant and animal as well as the element of Fire, I am not any of those. *lights tailflame* I suggest watching your move for an assassin can only hide in the dark.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. Your appearance led me to believe you were clever. Seems that isn't the only thing it hides.

[Noblejanobii]

And you seem to be a man too afraid to show his own face from behind his mask.

[Sir Sivelos]

Still your tongue. If you were I, you would know well why I wear this mas- *Dark Meta Knight's eyes flash red, and he falters.* I… I…

[Noblejanobii]

*head flame lights and gets into fighting position*

[Sir Sivelos]

<Oh, Dark Meta Knight, you've had enough screen time for now.>

DMK: Nightmare, do not interfere! You have no right-

<I'm sure.>

*DARK META KNIGHT vanishes into a Dimensional Hole, and NIGHTMARE appears in all of his eldritch glory.*

I'm baaaaack, kiddies!

((Sorry for switching so much… It's been a while since I've done this, so I want to get a feel for all of my old characters.))

[Noblejanobii]

*glances at paws in unamusement* What are you supposed to be?

[Sir Sivelos]

Eh? Oh. Hey there, name's Nightmare! Local deity of the mind. Here's my card. *NIGHTMARE hands SHAYLAVA a business card, reading, "HOLY NIGHTMARE CORPORATION: The body is a plaything of the mind."*

[Noblejanobii]

*gazes at card* Name's Shaylava, local experiment and renegade. Pleasure.

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course it is! I thought I'd swing by for a vacation or two. I was a big deal in these parts, and I got a bit carried away helping a little group of mercenaries… Not important!

Anyway, it's been too long. Good to be back! Nothing beats off a return like a bit of small talk, am I right!?

You been shopping recently? Won a trophy? Or, if you want to be really intellectual, how's the government? Everybody likes to pick at them!

[Noblejanobii]

Shopping you say? Oh man what I wouldn't give to go shopping again. I've mostly been on the run recently. People don't like having experiments on the lose.

[Sir Sivelos]

I know the feeling. And oh, you're on the run? You're in luck, kid. I can help you, if you help me with something I'm working on.

[Noblejanobii]

That depends on what you're working on.

[Sir Sivelos]

Just a little project… Besides, don't you want to get back into a human body? Tired of walking on all fours? I can help… *NIGHTMARE extends his hand, prompting a handshake.*

All I need is a bit of that firepower of yours.

[Noblejanobii]

*looks between hand and the ground, trying to decide if this was a good decision or not* Hmm… *stands on hind legs and extends paw to shake with Nightmare* It'd be nice to be human again.

[Sir Sivelos]

Good… Now, let's get you out of that body! *NIGHTMARE, still holding on to SHAYLAVA's paw, yanks his hand backwards, ripping SHAYLAVA's conscience into a ghost. SHAYLAVA still exists, but is now in an ethereal body. The body looks exactly like how SHAYLAVA looked as a human, but… as a ghost.*

Fwahaha! You make a good phantom. Now, down to business… *NIGHTMARE picks up SHAYLAVA's spirit-less body, and makes a beckoning motion… Out of its mouth, a small fire ball appears… Which NIGHTMARE holds.*

Ah, perfect! Just the firepower I needed!

((GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAH *gunned down*))

((Shaylava isn't dead, by the way. Just a ghost. That's what happens when you make deals with deities of evil…))

[Noblejanobii]

((Shaylava does not know him to be evil though))

Yeah! What's the big idea! You said you would get me back into my human body!

[Wander]

QUESTION: How much high grade have I drunk because I'm pretty sure what I'm seeing here isn't real

right

[Sir Sivelos]

I said I would get you out of that body. That's business, kid... Fwahah. I'm a deity of the mind, not the body. Thanks for doing business, kid! Ta ta! *With that, NIGHTMARE vanishes, along with the FIRE ORB he harvested from the old SHAYLAVA.*

[Noblejanobii]

Shaylava hovered quietly in her ghastly form. "He said he'd get me into a human body not get me out of my old one. And now that he seems to have forgotten that I'm stuck in this body."

[Wander]

sounds rough bud

and you know what

i really don't care about your problems

because i jUST NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING IN THE FACE SO HARD RIGHT NOW

IN THE FACE

((Whirl for best jerk 202012 pls))

[Sir Sivelos]

((I'll make a poll *shot*))

Someone said something about not caring?

[Noblejanobii]

And who might you be?

[Sir Sivelos]

I was here literally five minutes ago.

Who are you, Ghost of Amnesia's Present?

[Noblejanobii]

I wasn't speaking to thou. I was speaking to Mr. Doesn't give a crap over there.

[Sir Sivelos]

*digs through a nearby dirt wall* My, my, what a place this is… But I don't think I'm in the valley anymore...

[Noblejanobii]

*hovers silently watching carefully*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hail, friend! Do you know the location of the nearest village?

[Noblejanobii]

That I do not. Sorry.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah, shame… Well, no harm in setting up a camp sight! *SHOVEL KNIGHT begins digging a small fire pit, before gathering stones to surround it.*

[Noblejanobii]

I would help you but I cant.

[Sir Sivelos]

No need! I am experienced in camp site assembly. *Using the DUST KNUCKLES, SHOVEL KNIGT hefts a nearby log over to serve as a bench.*

[Noblejanobii]

If you say so. Say, you wouldn't happen to know a guy named Nightmare would you?

[Wander]

*looks around*

How did I even get here.

*looks at the Shovel Knight and Shaylava*

Oh my gosh.

You guys.

Are so.

Tiny.

((chromia for cutest 'bot 202012 //shot))

[Sir Sivelos]

If you say so. Say, you wouldn't happen to know a guy named Nightmare would you?

I'm afraid not. I know the form of dream, but not the one who you refer to.


*looks around*

How did I even get here.

*looks at the Shovel Knight and Shaylava*

Oh my gosh.

You guys.

Are so.

Tiny.

((chromia for cutest 'bot 202012 //shot))

I… what?

[Noblejanobii]

Darn. And you get used to it. I was only like a foot tall for most of my life.

[Sir Sivelos]

Just because you're small, doesn't mean your weak… I actually use my height to my advantage… My opponent tends to underestimate me, like a blithering fool… But beating them down provides some satisfaction...

[Noblejanobii]

I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

[Sir Sivelos]

I didn't either… So… Why are you a ghost?

[Noblejanobii]

Some thing named Nightmare stole my body.

[Sir Sivelos]

Nightmare, huh…? Nightmare is dangerous… He's a cunning smooth talker and a deity of the mind, so keeping secrets from him is next to impossible… I would say don't trust him, but it seems you already learned that...

[Noblejanobii]

Nah really? I thought i became a ghost of my own free will.

[Sir Sivelos]

No need to be angry…

[Rival Max]

Sitrus: Pfft free wills.....what would the family get when the family member passed on?? (Looks towards the area the ghost is speaking from)

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm not really sure... In the Mirror World, it's do or die... Dark Mind's troops will hound you if you let you guard down...

[Wander]

Mirror World? I'm seriously hoping you're not referring to Shattered Glass I swear.

Although I am sorta curious what Shattered Glass me is like.

[Sir Sivelos]

Shattered Glass...?

[Wander]

Oh. So you're not talking about Shattered Glass.

Uh let's see.

Shattered Glass is basically an alternate universe (of my universe) where pretty much the good guys are bad and the bad guys are good.

[Sir Sivelos]

It sounds kind of similar to the Mirror World... But it's more of an alternate universe, really... Who knows... Maybe the Mirror World and Shattered Glass take place in the same Multiverse...

[Noblejanobii]

It's very well possible but it's not like I care. I'd prefer to not be a phantom!

[Sir Sivelos]

What are you going to do about it…?

[Noblejanobii]

Don't know. I don't know how to get to Nightmare's world.

[Sir Sivelos]

Pfft… Heheheh… Sorry, but you're no match for Nightmare… He's practically indestructible, except for his core… And even then, he's smart enough to hide that core… Also, he could fry your brain like an egg… Though I've heard he's vulnerable to very specific forms of Star magic… I like his style, though...

[Noblejanobii]

*goes over and pokes finger into his chest* Listen bub. I want my body back and I will do what it takes to get back into that body and into my world. I've faced trials that would make yours seem like jokes. Ok? I can take this Nightmare guy now that I know he's a threat. He barely even knows the true extent of my abilities. I'd say I stand a chance, a high chance.

[Sir Sivelos]

I say you don't… If you want to travel lightyears to get to his fortress, fight his entire Armada, fight your way through each and everyone of his Monsters, and challenge a DEITY… Go right ahead… But you might want to remember the Suicide Hotline's number…

[Noblejanobii]

I've faced worse. That sounds like child's play to me. *cracks knuckles* bring it on.

[Wander]

Hon, I don't think you can even take down a Metrotitan, let alone this Nightmare guy. But hey, who am I to judge by appearances?

Just, uh... don't get too cocky, I guess.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm… Fine, let's say you win… You're not going to accomplish anything… There's nothing I hate more than senseless violence… If Nightmare goes down, he'll just come back… He's the literal embodiment of fear… Also, it's not like he can GIVE you a new body… He's probably disposed of your old one already… Wait, what did he need your body for in the first place?

[Rival Max]

Why couldn't he..
Pauses
Its not like they grow on trees but my guess is if someone can easily take them someone can do the flip side of that.

[Sir Sivelos]

*shrugs* That could work... I guess you could seek out NOVA and get him to grant you a new body...

[The-Hydra]

Pete: What? Nova's giving out bodies all of the sudden? Hey, you think he might happen to have one without two other idiot heads stuck on it?
Larry: I thought that guy was blown up though...
Big guy: SSSSSSSH KIRBY SUPERSTAR'S NOT CANON

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh… Good to see you're still around.

And Meta Knight resummoned him after that whole Marx situation… So obviously death can't get rid of him… At least not fully...

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Boy, that Meta knight sure gets around..Being good, being evil, reviving mechanical wishing stars, getting possessed by yarn, tossing invincibility candies, he does it all.

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes… I've also heard he plays a mean game of checkers...

[Wander]

What's checkers?

[Sir Sivelos]

It's a game... Involving tiny red and black circles...

[Wander]

And what do you do with them?

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm not sure… I've never played it...

[Prince Vegeta]

|| Eh! I'm back, and my muse for putting Vegeta in random situations is back! ||

Oi! Where am I? This place looks strangely familiar....

[Sir Sivelos]

((AYYYYYYY WELCOME BACK FRIENDO!))

It should be... At least twenty iterations of you have been here...

[The-Hydra]

Pete: What? He gets 20, and we get, what, around 3 iterations? Clearly, we'll have to renew our contract.
Big guy: THERE WILL ALSO BE A DEMAND FOR AN INCREASE IN THE AMOUNT OF HAMSTEAKS.

[Prince Vegeta]

You're bluffing. There is no possible way that twenty other different versions of me exist or have the capability to entering this place specifically.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, it's happened... I saw it...

Whether you want to believe it is your own choice...

[The-Hydra]

Larry: You know.... I never actually remember much difference between the different Vegetas.
Pete: Come to think of it, they all could have been the same guy shouting a different backstory and I wouldn't have known the difference.
Big guy: I LIKED 13. HE WAS FUNNY.

[Prince Vegeta]

....I don't understand this in the slightest.

[Sir Sivelos]

You'll get used to it, trust me...

[Prince Vegeta]

I'm not sure on that. Who or what are you creatures anyway?

[The-Hydra]

Larry: We're a Hydreigon, which is basically a furry floating dragon with three heads. Nothing special.

[Wander]

((YOOOOO VEGETA AND AURA ARE BACK YAAAAA--))

You remind me of Predacons from that one other universe. Except uh, more organic, obviously. And I don't recall any of them having multiple heads.

[Noblejanobii]

Oh look, a pokemon. Hydregion you say? Not too common where I come from.

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm Shadow Kirby… The Mirror World version of one of the greatest Star Warriors in two dimensions...

[Noblejanobii]

Never heard of that. The closest thing I can think of in my world to you would be a combination of a jigglypuff and a gastly.

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm not surprised you haven't… The 'Kirby Multiverse' takes place in a different dimension from the Pokémon dimension… Yet they exist in the same Superdimension… Sorry, I mean Multiverse...

[Noblejanobii]

True. But you would think we still would have heard of one another.

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes... That Super Smash Bros. Tournament that is held every so often... You'd think it'd spread words throughout the dimensions and stuff...

Funny thing is... When Master Hand isn't hosting the SSB Tournaments... He actually vacations in the Kirbyverse... I've come across him in the Mirror World occasionally... Crazy Hand is even with him sometimes...

[Prince Vegeta]

I have no words to express the confusion I have for this world... place.... whatever this is.

[Sir Sivelos]

It's an intersuperdimensional rift... Anything and anyone can come here... Through those Dimensional Holes... *SK points to the Dimensional Holes nearby.*

[Prince Vegeta]

So Freeza can return with godlike powers?

|| /death beam'd for referencing the new movie I mean what!? ||

[Sir Sivelos]

((Oh yeah, I forgot that was a thing. What's going on with that?))

I suppose so... In fact, he probably will, at some point...

[Wander]

Who now.

[Prince Vegeta]

What do you mean he will? And robot thing, I'm talking about Lord Freeza. You probably wouldn't know him.

|| Lord Akira is strange and does what he wants. Also, he was inspired by a song and made reference to it in the title. I don't know, but I'm willing to throw my money at it. ||

[Sir Sivelos]

He probably will, eventually... I recall seeing a normal Frieza once... He was torturing a kid version of you and some other Saiyan...

((Ah.))

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Jeez, this place has been quiet. It's as if some sort of day caused everybody to be busy.
Big guy: HMMMMM....WEDNESDAY?

[Wander]

What about Wednesday?

[Sir Sivelos]

As far as I know, nothing happens on Wednesday...

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Eh, forget it. So...How goes... life in the rift?
Pete: It's really more of a void than a rift.
Larry: Well, I say it's a rift.
Pete: You rifties disgust me. I'm glad I'm separated by another head who at least knows a thing or two.
Big guy: I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I KNOW AT LEAST 3.

[Sir Sivelos]

*Struts through a Dimensional Hole, grumbling to himself.*

Confound that Shovel Knight… Kicked me out of my rightful throne! I… I say, where have I found myself? Obviously somewhere far away, as these… ingrates lack a proper fashion sense.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Hey, it's the guy from that game with guy with the thing.
Big guy: YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT'S KIND OF LIKE THE GAME WITH THE MEGA GUY?
Pete: Yeah, that's the one.

[Sir Sivelos]

FOOLS! Can you not recognize a king when you see one!? *KING KNIGHT flaunts his kingly robe.*

[Wander]

Lack a proper fashion sense?! Well excuse me Mr. King of Fashion, but I think my trench coat is fashionable enough! *Chromia flaunts her own trench coat!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*KING KNIGHT looks CHROMIA up and down.* Hmph. That trench coat is exquisite, but that merit is void when it clashes with your HORRID cyan armor.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Fashion? We don't really wear clothes. I mean, I think we had a vest once.
Big guy: AN ASSAULT VEST! HAHAHA! GET IT?!
Pete: *Rim shot*

[Sir Sivelos]

This is terrible… I cannot stand to be here any longer with you primitives. KING KNIGHT SHALL NOT STAND FOR THIS DISASTER OF FASHION!

[Wander]

HORRID CYAN?! WHY, I OUGHTA SQUISH YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW-- nonono caaaalm dowwwn Chromia, Ironhide says you gotta take deeeeeep vents.

*Chromia takes several deep breaths.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I have much more important things to do. Who knows… Maybe Tinker Knight will find you all to be interesting. That minuscule freak flocks to ugly machines… *KING KNIGHT struts off, adding a few ticks to his SWAGGER METER.*

[Wander]

Ugh, I cannot believe the nerve of some people. Like, not even Moonracer is that annoying! Well actually she is a tiny bit almost.

[Sir Sivelos]

*You hear KING KNIGHT's angry call as TINKER KNIGHT is flung out of a DIMENSIONAL HOLE, landing flat onto his mask.*

*TINKER KNIGHT gets up.* Gah, noise, noise, too much noise! Here I thought I could just get some work done, when KING KNIGHT of all people barges in and throws me to TROUPPLE KING knows where… And… *TINKER KNIGHT looks up at CHROMIA.* Oh my...

[Wander]

Uh. Hey there? I'm assuming you're the Tinker Knight that dumb king guy from before was talking about?

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes, I am Tinker Knight. And you're very, very, very big… Those servos of yours must be calibrated to the utmost details to replicate such fine movement… And the hydraulics… … … *mumbles something*

[Wander]

Hah, yeah, I guess. Vector Sigma is indeed quite the miracle worker when it comes to forging us. However, there are some who are what we called "constructed cold"; not made by Vector Sigma's energy pulses, but that was way long ago before I was forged, and there aren't many 'bots constructed cold around anymore. 'Course, you can tell the difference between a forged 'bot from one constructed cold by their movement. Forged 'bots have more fluid movement, which is why most of the best medics are forged.

[Sir Sivelos]

I see… I construct robots, myself. I engineer a lot of things. I used to make war machines, but now I make toys for children ever since The Enchantress fell.

[Wander]

Aw, well isn't that sweet. May I ask who The Enchantress is? Or, was, actually.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: The Enchantress? Well, if her name's a color, it's gotta be important. Just like Pete the Marvelous.

[Sir Sivelos]

She was the leader of the Order of No Quarter, which I was a part of. At least, until Shovel Knight came along and took her down... I don't really mind either way, as long as I get to work in my workshop.

[Wander]

Shovel Knight? I think he was here a while ago. He is that little blue knight guy with a shovel, right?

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes. That's him. The 'Blue Burrower,' they call him… Heck, I don't even know if he made it out of the Tower of Fate alive. But I guess since he was here, that's proof enough...

((THAT'S HIM, OFFICER! *shot*))

[Wander]

So, the Order of No Quarter. I'm assuming King Knight was also a part of it. Who else was in it?

[Sir Sivelos]

Yeah, King Knight was in it. That Brass Buffoon is a total blowhard, let me tell you.

Oh, and let's see... There's me, King Knight, Polar Knight, Propeller Knight, Specter Knight, Treasure Knight, Mole Knight, and Plague Knight.

[Prince Vegeta]

|| Vegeta played that game. X'D I can only hear the names of the characters in his voice! ||

So what's going on here? I stopped paying attention, as well as being around for a short while.

[Sir Sivelos]

Not much, ...you...

[Prince Vegeta]

Nothing of importance from side of life either.

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm. Well, I've got lots of work to do. I'll see you guys later. I'll send one of the Knights over to fill in for me… See you.

[Wander]

Who.

where

[Prince Vegeta]

-He looks over at the robot whom he didn't spot earlier- Hm? Who are you?

[Wander]

Oh, hey. I'm Chromia of Caminus. 'Course, you can just call me Chromia.

[Prince Vegeta]

Chromia? What kind of name is that?

[Wander]

It's my name. And don't even get started with the insults, I almost blew off on that stupid King Knight guy, and it was about to get. . . uh, whatever you organics have in your bodies.

[Prince Vegeta]

Tch. You're not impressive. I thought you were something much better, but you're just another mechanical being. Something my wife could build in a month.

[Wander]

Oh please, I doubt she can do anything even close to what Vector Sigma can do when it comes to creating life.

[Prince Vegeta]

The same woman who has built a machine that can change the strength of the gravity in a contained room out of scratch, as well as ships. She can figure out alien technology with a few hours of playing around, I'm more than sure she could build a robot.

[Sir Sivelos]

*appears in a blast of neon-green smoke* ...HEE! What an explosive entrance! *rimshot*

[Wander]

Hm. Well, I do remember hearing from a multiverse-traveling friend that there was a person who worked with the believed-to-be-decomissioned rescue team to create a few gadgets of their own. Never heard of them actually creating anything like us, though. Kinda hard to make artificial sparks, you know.

*Chromia gets startled by the sudden explosion of smoke.*

Gah! Who are you? Are you one of those other knight guys?

[Sir Sivelos]

...HEE! That's me! I'm Plague Knight, master of Alchemy!

[Wander]

Uh, okay. Try not to take any offense from this, but has anyone ever called you... weird and creepy? Because you kinda are. No offense.

[Sir Sivelos]

It's... HEE! ...Happened before.

[Wander]

So, you do alchemy, right? What is alchemy anyway? Like, I've heard the word and all, but don't know what it is exactly.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah, a lesson! Watch and... HEE! Learn! *PLAGUE KNIGHT takes out a small bottle, and throws it at a nearby INNOCENT BYSTANDER. The INNOCENT BYSTANDER turns into a PIG.* ...HEE!

[Wander]

Sooo... you make stuff and throw them at people, and then they turn into an animal?

[Sir Sivelos]

No, no... Alchemy is much more than that! ...HEE! It is about transforming one thing into another!

[Wander]

So basically... magic?

[Sir Sivelos]

NO! It's alchemy! IT'S SCIENCE! ...HEE!

[Wander]

I dunno about you, but that sort of sounds like magic to me--

[Sir Sivelos]

SCIENCE!!! HEE HEE Haack... Ugh...

[Wander]

Uh, you okay there???

[Sir Sivelos]

...hee... Yes, I'm fine... *PLAGUE KNIGHT takes out a suspicious looking bottle, puts a bendy straw in it, and drinks it up. He stands up, back arched.* AH! ...HEE! Much better!

[Wander]

Still think it's magic though--

[Sir Sivelos]

Fine, ignoramus, live in the dark ages! HEE!

[Wander]

Dark ages? I'm assuming those were the worst times if they are being called the dark ages.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ugh... HEE!

[5TailedDemonLizard]

A little void creature sniffs around the area, caustic spittle dribbling from between his fangs. The ground shrivels and burns as the spittle touches it.

"Kog'maw hungry..." He mumbles, looking up from his sniffing "You have food to give to Kog'Maw?"

[Wander]

*Chromia is startled by Kog'Maw's sudden appearance.*

WHAT IN THE NAME OF PRIMUS IS THAT?! NOT AS TERRIBLE AS A SPARKEATER, BUT DAMN NEAR CLOSE TO ONE!

[5TailedDemonLizard]

The voidling jumped back at the sudden shout, his antennae pinning back as he looked up at Chromia.

"K-kog'maw didn't mean to scare!" He said quickly, his entire body shaking "Kog'maw just wants food!"

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh? You want food, little grub? ...HEE! I can oblige! *PLAGUE KNIGHT lays down a dog bowl full of a mysterious looking liquid.*

[Wander]

W-Well, at least you're not a terrible monster like sparkeaters. *Shudders*

*Chromia looks at the mysterious liquid.*

I dunno about you, but that doesn't look safe to drink.

[Sir Sivelos]

...HEE! Perfectly safe! It's Plague Knight guaranteed!

[5TailedDemonLizard]

Kog'Maw leans down to sniff the strange liquid, his antennae twitching as he studied it for a moment. In a quick move, he snapped up the entire thing, bowl and all. It sizzled inside his mouth as his acidic saliva melted it down into a liquid before he swallowed it.

[Sir Sivelos]

*Suddenly, KOG'MAW sprouts wings, just large enough to get the Voidling in the air!*

...HEE HEE HEE! It works! *PLAGUE KNIGHT writes something down on a clipboard*

[5TailedDemonLizard]

Kog'Maw's eyes widen and a noise of glee escapes him. He flaps his wings a few times to get himself off the ground, hovering just before Plague Knight.

"Kog'Maw can fly!!"

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes, little grub. HEE! You can fly. Now to find more test sub- Guh... Now to find more students!

[5TailedDemonLizard]

"Kog'Maw can help you find students!" The little voidling said with a broad smile, his spittle dripping from his mouth and burning the ground beneath him as he fluttered in the air.

[Sir Sivelos]

HEE! No, grub… You need to return to your home! There's always a part where bonds… HEE! Sever! That was a chemistry joke! Now I must be off. But another of the Order of No Quarter will replace me! HEE! Farewell! *PLAGUE KNIGHT vanishes in an explosion of neon-green gas*

[5TailedDemonLizard]

*Kog'Maw sniffs at the gas, tilting his head to the side as he dropped to the ground, folding his wings against his back*

Kog'Maw is alone now...?

[Sir Sivelos]

*PROPELLER KNIGHT flies out of a Dimensional Hole, his Propeller Helmet whirring.*

…Oh? Ah! This landscape, it is most beautiful! Beats that valley any day of the week.

*One of the first things you notice is PROPELLER KNIGHT's outrageous accent.*

[5TailedDemonLizard]

*Kog'maw's four eyes attempt to follow the propellers on Propeller Knight's head, and the little voidling gets dizzy, falling back on his haunches*

Who are you?

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah... Eh... *PROPELLER KNIGHT looks at KOG'MAW as if he was looking at a rat for a split second, before changing back to his normal, charming expression.*

Ah, little grub! I am Propeller Knight! Flying Machine Captain! *PROPELLER KNIGHT laughs. God, his laugh is so annoying it hurts.*

[Wander]

COULD YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND?! JEEZ, THAT LAUGH IS JUST... WHAT EVEN.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah, how dare you!? I'll have you know that I am one of the most charming knights of the Order of No Quarter! That is most insulting!

[Wander]

Yeah, I expected you to be one of the Order of No Quarter. You're as terrible as that King Knight guy-- no wait, nobody is terrible as he is. Sorry, that's a terrible insult that you don't deserve.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah, yes, King Knight. *PROPELLER KNIGHT floats over to CHROMIA's face.*

He may be hard to deal with, but he is not bad. When we have dinner, he cooks a magnificent turkey.

[Wander]

...

What are turkeys?

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah yes! They are birds. Feathery buggers that gobble. We hunt, cook, and eat them! Most delicious!

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Turkeys? We're talking about Turkeys? I'm not-
Big guy: -SURE WHY WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FAR SUPERIOR GOOSE? YES, ME TOO.

[Wander]

The only birds we have back on Cybertron are Lilleths. Adorable fragile birds made out of translucent glass. They were classified into by their sizes and the pitch they produced. The smallest, shrillest Lilleth was the Praxian Piccolo while the largest, lowest sounding was the Kaonite Double Bass. They all had beautiful colors, which depended on what their nest was made of when they were eggs. They are extremely rare, as when under duress, stressed, or exposed to violent sounds like explosions, they shattered or broke.

[Sir Sivelos]

*PROPELLER KNIGHT wasn't listening!* Oh, magnificent! A dragon!

[Wander]

*Chromia buries her face into her hands.*

This guy is such an idiot I can't even--

[Sir Sivelos]

*He's just... uh... flighty.*

**A rimshot ensues.**

Now, what kind of things do you breath? Bubbles? Fire?

[Wander]

Hey. *Chromia lightly taps Propeller Knight's helmet.* You know I was talking about something, right?

And what kind of dragon breathes bubbles, like, what even. Not even the Predacons do that.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oi! Do not touch helmet! It is very expensive! Cost me 100,000 Gold!

[Wander]

That doesn't sound like a lot.

And did the helmet come with the propellers?

[Prince Vegeta]

*Ferret of War comes out of the bushes and looks around*

*Ferret of War used Weasel War Dance*
*Attack and Speed were maxed out*


(( I'm doing this right now, because I neglected to do it so long ago.))

[Sir Sivelos]

DO NOT TOUCH THE HELMET!!! *PROPELLER KNIGHT pokes CHROMIA's eye with his RAPIER, and flies away!*

[Wander]

WHA- *Chromia gets poked in the eye.* OW! YOU NEARLY SCRATCHED IT YOU FRAGGIN' PIECE OF-- nononono you gotta caaaalm dowwwwn, AGAIN.

*Chromia buries her face into her hands again.*

Jeez, this is literally the second time I almost broke off on someone. THEN AGAIN IT'S NOT EXACTLY MY FAULT.

[Sir Sivelos]

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TOUCHING MY HELMET, YOU FOOL! *PROPELLER KNIGHT perches on top of a tree out of CHROMIA's reach.*

[Prince Vegeta]

*Ferret of War hisses at Chromia, and begins to slink around the area*

[Wander]

*Chromia moves her hands from her face and looks at the Ferret of War.*

What the frag is that?

[Prince Vegeta]

I am the Ferret of War. I don't see why it is not obvious unless that computer brain isn't working right!

[Wander]

WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EARTH'S FAUNA!

[Prince Vegeta]

Tch. You wouldn't be of any use to my army with such a low intelligence rate. Such a shame since with your robotic strength it should be easy to topple armies.

[Sir Sivelos]

*Suddenly, you notice a tall, intimidating figure standing off by himself, surveying the scene. He is clad in blue armor and wields a rapier. For someone so intimidating, you notice his level of power is quite low...*

???: Oh, bother. It seems I've been noticed.

[Wander]

*Chromia notices the newcomer.*

And who are you?

[Sir Sivelos]

???: My name is Taurus.

Taurus: It's a pleasure.

[Wander]

Oh, hello. I'm Chromia of Caminus. 'Course, you can just call me Chromia.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Caminus? I'm afraid I've never heard of it.

[Prince Vegeta]

Oh great another being, maybe this one I will be able to add to my army.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: *Taurus gazes down at the FERRET OF WAR. The FERRET OF WAR is a bit unnerved by his unyielding gaze.* Now who might you be?

[Wander]

You won't know about it unless you're Cybertronian. And even then, only a few actually know.

Caminus was one of the first Metrotitans made by the Knights of Cybertron to act as a living ship. Left Cybertron to colonize new worlds, eventually settled down and used the hot spot inside of him to pretty much make a whole new civilization of Cybertronians.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Cybertron, hm? I'm afraid I do not know where that is.

[Wander]

Uh... let's just say its suuuuper far away.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: I see...

[Wander]

So, where are you from?

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: I'd rather not disclose that.

[Prince Vegeta]

I am the Ferret of War. I am working on building an army, either through people who wish to join, or are "convinced" to join us.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Oh. How coincidental; I am the leader of an army as well. Last I checked, we had... oh... thousands upon thousands of troops?

[Prince Vegeta]

Interesting... Other than the Ferrets of Healing and Defense, we might not compare in numbers. But strength we definitely have. We have recruited quite some powerful forces outside of our own kind.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Mind going into more detail? I might consider allying with you.

[Prince Vegeta]

You see, our fight is to overthrow the worthless humans, and recreate society. It will be run by the Ferret of Leadership of course, and all are equal. We will be protected from predators, and the Prairie Dogs will protected and forced to procreate into a large anf flourishing population once more, so us Ferrets may eat them.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Interesting… My goal is to return all things to the proper order. Everything has become too barbaric in nature… The Old Order must be brought back from the annals of time. That is my goal.

[Wander]

I... did some pretty terrible things to a friend. I honestly meant well, but I didn't exactly go about doing it the right way. I'm surprised she still forgives me.

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Sometimes, what seems like the way of evil can be the only possible route. Some people are just too stubborn for their own good.

[Wander]

Yep, that's Windblade. Too stubborn and trusts way too much for her own good. I still feel bad, though. Like, I made sure not to kill her, but I did kill a few innocent bystanders...

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Case in point.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Pffft, "Innocent" bystanders. Big woop. They've probably done one bad thing in their entire lives.
Big guy: THOSE DECEIVERS!

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Precisely. Everybody had performed a vile act sometime in their lives… Which is why the current Reality is imperfect. I would go into detail, but I won't disclosed classified information.

[Sir Sivelos]

((THIS THREAD NEEDS NEW LIFE BREATHED INTO IT!))

*A KECLEON, toting a large, reddish carpet, sits down, spreading the carpet on the ground. Many pieces of L00T (loot) of varying rarities are laid out on the carpet. This is clearly a traveling KECLEON MERCHANT.*

…? No customers? Shame… Maybe I should wait here so customers will appear.

[The-Hydra]

(Now this is what I call new life)

Big guy: HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY JELLY BEANS?
Pete: Woah now, Larry, don't make any sudden movements. We don't want him cloning his 999 BST self all over this place and attacking us.

[Sir Sivelos]

((I am an expert in CPR, fufufu.))

Well, I have these~! *KECLEON holds up a BLACK GUMMI and a ROYAL GUMMI. Dark- and Dragon-typed gummis that are perfect for HYDREIGONS!*

I will charge 800 Poké for each! *KECLEON lays down the gummis on the carpet, in front of Big Guy, Pete, and Larry.*

[Wander]

((omfg its pmd kecleon //shot))

....And you're a what now?

[Sir Sivelos]

I am a humble merchant of the Kecleon Shop and Wares!

I travel far and wide, gathering all items I can find, and selling them to those who cannot brave mystery dungeons.

It's an enriching trade, I promise.

Would you like to browse my wares~? *KECLEON gestures to the items laid down on the carpet.*

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Well, that's some great stuff, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any money, unless Big guy consumed any in the last 24 hours.
Pete: Could we possibly borrow a Hurl orb?

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, shame! You don't have any money. *KECLEON puts the GUMMIs away.*

If you want, you must buy~!

[Dennis Jansen]

Pikachu: Heyyyoooo... wait... where am i?

[Wander]

*wanders in*

*looks confused as to where he is right now*

*starts mumbling in a different language*

[Sir Sivelos]

WELCOME, FRIENDS!

Here to browse my wares? No?

[Dennis Jansen]

Uhm... Sure! Why Not?

[Wander]

*He looks at the two Pokemon with a confused expression.*

http://i.imgur.com/2OxkjCS.png

((oh wow it actually worked pffff--))

[Sir Sivelos]

*MAGOLOR's ship, the LOR STARCUTTER, lands nearby, its oars coming to a rest. MAGOLOR walks out, holding some sort of tablet.*

Hm… Here again? Seems to be part of an Intersuperdimensional Cluster… *MAGOLOR writes some stuff on his tablet before noticing WANDER's avatar… whatever it is.*

..Woah. You're big.

[Hikikomori]

...

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, that's Red over there. Probably walked through one of those Dimensional Holes created by that Hoopa thing... *MAGOLOR jots down more notes on his tablet.*

[Hikikomori]

...

[Sir Sivelos]

((If you're just going to do that, I'm going to have to ask you to either switch characters or make your posts more interesting. Make Red do something! Don't just put '...,' as that can be considered spam.))

...Right... *MAGOLOR looks around.*

[Hikikomori]

*throws pokeball at mean kirby boss*