PXR Quote Thread

[Corey]

Post quotes from your hilarious friends here. Spoiler tags, please! Also remember to make ONE POST and edit your quotes into them (mine was a bump)!


Tenacity: "I'm starving myself of all information so that, for the first time ever, I can go on a journey in the pokemanz land and be like HOLY BANOFFEE PIE WHAT IS THAT POKEMON."

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PXR Meeting Room

[9:56:52 PM] Corey: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp80j7Hrx1r38hk2o1_500.jpg
[9:56:57 PM] Corey: u r not fab i am fab
[9:57:01 PM] Corey: I just came out to say that
[9:57:15 PM] Corey: oh my god this isn't ASB chat

[5:59:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: >points out that they are sure Porygon 2 doesn't learn Foresight
[6:00:09 PM] Corey: I bet you didn't forsee that one Heavenly
[6:00:20 PM] Heavenly Dash: ...
[6:00:22 PM] Elbub: BA DUM TISH

[2:59:41 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ollǝɥ
[2:59:56 PM] Elbub: DEMON
Elbub beats him with sticks
[3:00:18 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ǝɯ ɹǝɥʇoq ʇou op suodɐǝʍ lɐʇɹoɯ ɹnoʎ
Elbub beats him with immortal sticks
[3:01:22 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ǝɯ ɹǝɥʇoq ʇou op suodɐǝʍ lɐʇɹoɯɯᴉ ɹnoʎ
[3:01:30 PM] Elbub: Well damn

[Corey]

Tenacity: What does the Delphox say?
Quinn: MAGMGMAGMAGMMAG
Corey: BUM BUM BWAAAAH
Corey: ^ Delphox's Cry
Tenacity: Delphox says "Delphox"
Tenacity: Or Corey's answer, I suppose.
Corey: B^)

[XaiakuX]

Tenacity: What does the Delphox say?
Quinn: MAGMGMAGMAGMMAG
Corey: BUM BUM BWAAAAH
Corey: ^ Delphox's Cry
Tenacity: Delphox says "Delphox"
Tenacity: Or Corey's answer, I suppose.
Corey: B^)

Thanks for bump, brohenheim.

This is where I'll be posting my funnies:


[6:22:46 PM] Caleb Martin: Psh
[6:22:50 PM] Caleb Martin: Quinn!
[6:22:53 PM] Caleb Martin: Become present!
[6:23:03 PM] Quinnticuno comes out of the earth
[6:23:09 PM] Caleb Martin: Your face reminds me of a butt.
[6:23:12 PM] Caleb Martin: that is all.
[6:23:16 PM] Quinnticuno: Thank you.
[6:23:22 PM] Quinnticuno drills back down into the earth

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Popshakes: oh my
MGS: I AM READING ALL YOUR OH MYS IN GEORGE TAKEI'S VOICE
MGS: IS THAT BAD?
Corey: I AM ROO
Corey: TOO

MGS: Charizard knocked it out in one hit.
Popshakes: What
Popshakes: I slap your Charizard

[6:49:10 PM] Kenny: Mega pikachu should be able to one-shot mewtwo
[6:49:17 PM] Kenny: with thundershock
[6:49:21 PM] Kenny: with no buffs
[6:49:34 PM] Kenny: Oh wait I just described Ash's Pikachu

[7:38:20 PM] Heavenly Dash: OHOHOHOHOHO GOOD SIR YOU CALLED ON MY TOUHOU SPIRIT. NOW LET ME TEL YOU WHY CIRNO THE ONION FAIRY MUST DIE

There should be more... :c

[Popshakes]

MGS: I walked into the main room and the girl was like,
MGS: "I'm the Fire-type E4"
MGS: and I was like,
MGS: "WOAH, I WAS NOT READY"
MGS: Jeezus, Game Freak, don't give me a heart attack.

That made me laugh hard. XD

[PerseusRad]

The fact i your forced by those who do use it to use it your self.

Just came out of left field

[Saraibre Ryu]

[11/16/2013 10:22:14 PM] Sabi: [Saturday, November 16, 2013 10:21 PM]

Quinn:
<<< she lets people have candy in her car
I'm sure your mom doesn't abduct children but that choice of words does not help you...
[11/16/2013 10:22:31 PM] Quinn: Yeah, it wasn't supposed to come out that way...
[11/16/2013 10:22:40 PM] Quinn: And children really can't use the application...
[11/16/2013 10:23:09 PM] Sabi: Thank the higher power for that.
[11/16/2013 10:23:23 PM] Sabi: Someone is going to quote this and put it on the new Quote thread aren't they.

I might as well have done it.

[[Desolate Divine]]

Was talking with a friend who goes by the name Blondie.

Blondie: "I have been playing Pokemon for 11 years but never encountered a shiny."
Me: "I wanna catch a shiny Swablu and evolve it to Altaria."
Me: "I'm fluffy and I'm faaaaaaaaaaaabulooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuus!"

[FedoraChar]

Things that amuse Char:


The one they call Caleb (via Skype):
Oh snap. Medieval Pokemon training?
HAVE AT THEE!
SCIZOR, Proceed with the dancing of swords!
Then kindly eviscerate that fiend with your Head of Iron!
Jolly good show, Scizor!

______

[11:44:49 PM] Jλcob Cookson: Nope. I do hope they pu a dawnstone in the game early though
[11:46:04 PM] Megan Char: Hmm, well, I'm FAIRY certain they won't
[11:46:06 PM] Megan Char: *shot*
[11:46:27 PM] Jλcob Cookson: Yeah... I don't think we can be paired any more after that...

[Suicune's Fire]

Okay, I know this thread is like, half a year old, BUT REVIVE! *revives* (Just for a reference, my dates are day/moth/year LIKE SENSE-MAKING PEOPLE.)


DHPflareon: “It’s like when you see a machamp and then you see the red mark. And you’re like, “GOD, NO!””

Okay, Corey. You and your typos. Omg. xD You've probably seen me post these before.

SJolteon (12:40:33 PM): Oh yeah, it isn't 10:30 there. XD
SJolteon (12:40:43 PM): I realized you live near bottom of Earthg/
SJolteon (12:40:46 PM): *EIAUGY
SJolteon (12:40:50 PM): *EARTHY
SJolteon (12:40:54 PM): *EARTHD
SJolteon (12:40:57 PM): *Ert
SJolteon (12:41:00 PM): *EARTH'
SJolteon (12:41:03 PM): *EARTH
SJolteon (12:41:07 PM): Me oh my.


SJolteon (3:13:34 AM): Alrightrj
SJolteon (3:13:37 AM): *Alrht
SJolteon (3:13:41 AM): *Alrihy
SJolteon (3:13:46 AM): *ALriah
SJolteon (3:13:50 AM): *ALRIGHY
SJolteon (3:13:56 AM): Alrift
SJolteon (3:13:59 AM): *ALFRT
SJolteon (3:14:04 AM): *ALRIGHT
SJolteon (3:14:08 AM): Seet mother.
Flare (3:14:10 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SJolteon (3:14:11 AM): *sweet


SJolteon (3:15:13 AM): OKAY
SJolteon (3:15:17 AM): BUH BIY NOW
SJolteon (3:15:23 AM): *Byr
SJolteon (3:15:29 AM): *BYT
SJolteon (3:15:32 AM): *BUE
SJolteon (3:15:35 AM): SCREW IT.
SJolteon (3:15:37 AM): BYWE
SJolteon (3:15:39 AM): *BYE
Flare (3:15:43 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDD
Flare (3:15:45 AM): Bye! 8D
Flare (3:15:47 AM): Have fun!
SJolteon (3:15:49 AM): Bye!
Flare (3:15:53 AM): XDD
SJolteon (3:15:53 AM): I gueds I will. XD
Flare (3:16:00 AM): Gueds?
SJolteon (3:16:01 AM): >8(


Then Tombi:

[1:53:43 AM] goaty: YEAH I AM :3 I look at the emerland thread but it's currently closed? :c
[1:53:45 AM] goaty: *emarled
[1:53:46 AM] goaty: *emerlad
[1:53:50 AM] goaty: WHY CAN'T I SPELL IT
[1:53:53 AM] goaty: *EMRELD
[1:53:56 AM] goaty: *REM
[1:53:57 AM] goaty: *EMEER
[1:53:59 AM] goaty: OH MY GOD
[1:54:00 AM] goaty: *EMERALD
[1:54:01 AM] goaty: there.
[1:54:07 AM] goaty: :3


[3:32:58 AM] Flare: Anyhow, goodnight my awesomecake. x)
[3:33:27 AM] Corey: Night coolpastry. xD


In Blaquaza's GCEA journal:

I had a chat with someone my own age there about this man from Sinnoh called Cyrus who was in this team called Team Miley, when I heard a loud crashing noise.

[9:58:47 PM] Flare: BAHAHAHAHAHA, Blaquaza, in one of his GCEA Journal entries:

"I had a chat with someone my own age there about this man from Sinnoh called Cyrus who was in this team called Team Miley, when I heard a loud crashing noise."
[10:53:48 PM] Heavenly Dash: lol
[11:39:05 PM] Flare: XD
[11:45:32 PM] Dragon Master Mike: lol?
[11:47:06 PM] Flare: lel
[11:50:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: Thing is
[11:50:27 PM] Heavenly Dash: did they come in like a wrecking ball though?
[11:50:50 PM] Flare: They did. They came swinging in
[11:50:53 PM] Flare: Then they couldn't stop
[11:50:54 PM] Heavenly Dash: :D
[11:50:56 PM] Flare: And they wouldn't stop



[11:51:26 PM] Heavenly Dash: [10:40 PM] xoxbelle_christine6177:
<<< Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
WHO THE HECK IS THIS
[11:51:35 PM] Flare: KILL IT WITH FIRE
[11:51:57 PM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash grabs flare and shoots fire from her like a machine gun


THE GCEA CHAT HILARITY:

[9/06/2014 12:00:59 AM] Heavenly Dash: didn't you ever learn that in grammer school
[9/06/2014 12:01:11 AM] Heavenly Dash: go back ta kindrgarden
[9/06/2014 12:01:12 AM] Flare: DUDE PLS
[9/06/2014 12:01:16 AM] Flare: Um
[9/06/2014 12:01:19 AM] Flare: GRAMMAR SCHOOL
[9/06/2014 12:01:21 AM] Flare: HAS NO E
[9/06/2014 12:01:22 AM] Flare: PLS.
[9/06/2014 12:01:32 AM] Heavenly Dash: PLS THIS IS ENGRISH
[9/06/2014 12:01:36 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash throws flare into desk
[9/06/2014 12:01:36 AM] Michael: I'm lost
[9/06/2014 12:01:45 AM] Flare: YOU WANNA GO ME, MATE?
[9/06/2014 12:01:45 AM] Dragon Master Mike: DISSAPPOINT.
[9/06/2014 12:01:47 AM] Michael: Michael is completely lost... now
[9/06/2014 12:02:04 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike doesn't even know what the hell is going on anymore
[9/06/2014 12:02:11 AM] Flare: Flare throws a piano at Heavenly Dash
[9/06/2014 12:02:22 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash throws a saxophone at flare
[9/06/2014 12:02:26 AM] Heavenly Dash: INSTRUMENT FIGHT
[9/06/2014 12:02:30 AM] Flare: Flare starts to play the saxaphone
[9/06/2014 12:02:40 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash smashes saxophone in with clarinet
[9/06/2014 12:02:49 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike slams guitar over HD's head
[9/06/2014 12:03:02 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash takes mike out with drum set
[9/06/2014 12:03:05 AM] Michael: Michael eats a sammich like a normal person.
[9/06/2014 12:03:05 AM] Flare: Flare starts to play the clarinet
[9/06/2014 12:03:08 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike dies
[9/06/2014 12:03:12 AM] DHPflareon: I say the thing same I said last ime im surrounded my mad people xD
[9/06/2014 12:03:14 AM] Michael: Michael is using a spoon.
[9/06/2014 12:03:21 AM] Dragon Master Mike: EMBRACE THE INSANITY
[9/06/2014 12:03:24 AM] Flare: Flare cries out, "NOOOOO DRAGON MASTER! IT WASN'T MEANT TO END THIS WAY!"
[9/06/2014 12:03:31 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike isn't actually dead
[9/06/2014 12:03:33 AM] Flare: Flare sacrifices self to make a point
[9/06/2014 12:03:34 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike stands up
[9/06/2014 12:03:38 AM] Flare: ...Well that's awkward.
[9/06/2014 12:03:43 AM] Dragon Master Mike: XD
[9/06/2014 12:03:56 AM] Michael: And they all lived happily ever after
[9/06/2014 12:04:05 AM] Flare: ARE YOU SAYING THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT ME?
[9/06/2014 12:04:12 AM] Flare: Flare rises from the dead with fury in her eyes
[9/06/2014 12:04:18 AM] Michael: except for Flare who sacrificed himself reandomly
[9/06/2014 12:04:29 AM] Flare: Flare has been resurrected as a male?
[9/06/2014 12:04:29 AM] DHPflareon: hahahahahaha!
[9/06/2014 12:04:44 AM] Flare: Flare looks down. "OH MY GOD."
[9/06/2014 12:04:53 AM] Flare: FLARE says "THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE."



Jacinta is one of my irl friends;

(About the Umbilical Brothers, who are Australian comedians)
Jacinta: Who are they?
Me: They’re Australian.
Jacinta: Australian what?
Me: People.

And of course, in my sig (currently) Popshakes


GRACEFUL SUICUNE, YOU ARE.
GRATEFUL SUICUNE, YOU ARE NOT.

[windsagesety]

ok so this is to do with the fact that i apparently know nothing about certain pokemon having certain moves and only found out about 7 minutes ago

it's kinda long but meh

[20:59] +Scattershot: !data deoxys-a
[21:00] @sciz fall down :> : screw that ****
[21:00] @sciz fall down :> : and its recover
[21:00] +RaikouLover561: XD
[21:00] +Scattershot: xD
[21:00] @sciz fall down :> : since gen 3
[21:00] @sciz fall down :> : WHICH I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT
[21:00] +RaikouLover561: Okay, so trick? o3o
[21:00] slowpoke sciz: guys!
[21:00] slowpoke sciz: gen 6 announced!
[21:00] +RaikouLover561: XD
[21:00] +Scattershot: omg xD
[21:00] slowpoke sciz: they're adding a new type!
[21:00] slowpoke sciz: they're making a game called pocket monsters!
[21:01] +RaikouLover561: Waht
[21:01] +Scattershot: okay you can stop now xD
[21:01] slowpoke sciz: HOENN CONFIRMED
[21:01] +RaikouLover561: XD

4 minutes later...

[21:05] slowpoke sciz: deoxys-a gets recover!
[21:05] +RaikouLover561: !data Slowpoke
[21:05] slowpoke sciz: congrats to sciz for being promoted to voice!
[21:05] +RaikouLover561: XD
[21:05] slowpoke sciz: woah, there's a forum merge!
[21:05] +Scattershot: xD

[Wander]

I'M DOING IT SCIZ

CAN'T STOP ME NOW

this is gonna be pretty long you guys o3o

[12:55:19] +Scattershot: !data deoxys-speed
[12:55:22] +Scattershot: I:
[12:55:28] @sciz fall down :>: !learn deoxys-s, spikes
Deoxys-Speed can learn Spikes
[12:55:32] @sciz fall down :>: woah
[12:55:34] @sciz fall down :>: it does?
[12:55:35] +Scattershot: yeah
[12:55:38] @sciz fall down :>: woahhhhh
[12:55:38] +Scattershot: you never knew?
[12:55:39] @sciz fall down :>: no
[12:55:40] +Scattershot: omg
[12:55:41] +Scattershot: xD
[12:55:44] @sciz fall down :>: shuddap
[12:55:50] @sciz fall down :>: when did it get spikes
[12:55:54] +Scattershot: since forever
[12:55:58] +RaikouLover561: Lol
[12:56:08] @sciz fall down :>: hang on
[12:56:45] @sciz fall down :>: omfg it got it in gen 4
[12:56:53] +RaikouLover561: XD
[12:56:53] @sciz fall down :>: SHUT UP
[12:57:01] +Scattershot: xD
[12:58:00] @sciz fall down :>: next you'll be telling me that deoxys-d can learn knock off
[12:58:06] @sciz fall down :>: !learn deoxys-d, knock off
Deoxys-Defense can learn Knock Off
[12:58:10] @sciz fall down :>: ..........
[12:58:14] +Scattershot: omg
[12:58:16] @sciz fall down :>: let me check
[12:58:19] +RaikouLover561: o3o
[12:58:24] @sciz fall down :>: IT GOT IT IN GEN 3?
[12:58:27] +Scattershot: WOW
[12:58:30] @sciz fall down :>: WHY IS THIS NEWS TO ME?
[12:58:34] +Scattershot: WHY INDEED
[12:58:36] +RaikouLover561: XD
[12:58:58] @sciz fall down :>: !learn deoxys-a, recover
Deoxys-Attack can learn Recover
[12:59:01] @sciz fall down :>: what
[12:59:03] @sciz fall down :>: when
[12:59:04] @sciz fall down :>: i
[12:59:05] @sciz fall down :>: what
[12:59:11] @sciz fall down :>: why does it even get recover
[12:59:14] @sciz fall down :>: it dies in 1 hit
[12:59:18] +Scattershot: xD
[12:59:18] @sciz fall down :>: i don't even

[Corey]

I think it'd be acceptable to multi-post to keep this from dying, as long as we don't go crazy. xD

[7:27:29 PM] Harry: Who's the leader of Fizzy Bubbles?
[7:27:39 PM] Heavenly Dash: you

[Suicune's Fire]

Sounds good, Corey. xD I'm going to post my newest update to my quote post! AND LOL AT HARRY.


THE GCEA CHAT HILARITY:

[9/06/2014 12:00:59 AM] Heavenly Dash: didn't you ever learn that in grammer school
[9/06/2014 12:01:11 AM] Heavenly Dash: go back ta kindrgarden
[9/06/2014 12:01:12 AM] Flare: DUDE PLS
[9/06/2014 12:01:16 AM] Flare: Um
[9/06/2014 12:01:19 AM] Flare: GRAMMAR SCHOOL
[9/06/2014 12:01:21 AM] Flare: HAS NO E
[9/06/2014 12:01:22 AM] Flare: PLS.
[9/06/2014 12:01:32 AM] Heavenly Dash: PLS THIS IS ENGRISH
[9/06/2014 12:01:36 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash throws flare into desk
[9/06/2014 12:01:36 AM] Michael: I'm lost
[9/06/2014 12:01:45 AM] Flare: YOU WANNA GO ME, MATE?
[9/06/2014 12:01:45 AM] Dragon Master Mike: DISSAPPOINT.
[9/06/2014 12:01:47 AM] Michael: Michael is completely lost... now
[9/06/2014 12:02:04 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike doesn't even know what the hell is going on anymore
[9/06/2014 12:02:11 AM] Flare: Flare throws a piano at Heavenly Dash
[9/06/2014 12:02:22 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash throws a saxophone at flare
[9/06/2014 12:02:26 AM] Heavenly Dash: INSTRUMENT FIGHT
[9/06/2014 12:02:30 AM] Flare: Flare starts to play the saxaphone
[9/06/2014 12:02:40 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash smashes saxophone in with clarinet
[9/06/2014 12:02:49 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike slams guitar over HD's head
[9/06/2014 12:03:02 AM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash takes mike out with drum set
[9/06/2014 12:03:05 AM] Michael: Michael eats a sammich like a normal person.
[9/06/2014 12:03:05 AM] Flare: Flare starts to play the clarinet
[9/06/2014 12:03:08 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike dies
[9/06/2014 12:03:12 AM] DHPflareon: I say the thing same I said last ime im surrounded my mad people xD
[9/06/2014 12:03:14 AM] Michael: Michael is using a spoon.
[9/06/2014 12:03:21 AM] Dragon Master Mike: EMBRACE THE INSANITY
[9/06/2014 12:03:24 AM] Flare: Flare cries out, "NOOOOO DRAGON MASTER! IT WASN'T MEANT TO END THIS WAY!"
[9/06/2014 12:03:31 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike isn't actually dead
[9/06/2014 12:03:33 AM] Flare: Flare sacrifices self to make a point
[9/06/2014 12:03:34 AM] Dragon Master Mike: Dragon Master Mike stands up
[9/06/2014 12:03:38 AM] Flare: ...Well that's awkward.
[9/06/2014 12:03:43 AM] Dragon Master Mike: XD
[9/06/2014 12:03:56 AM] Michael: And they all lived happily ever after
[9/06/2014 12:04:05 AM] Flare: ARE YOU SAYING THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT ME?
[9/06/2014 12:04:12 AM] Flare: Flare rises from the dead with fury in her eyes
[9/06/2014 12:04:18 AM] Michael: except for Flare who sacrificed himself reandomly
[9/06/2014 12:04:29 AM] Flare: Flare has been resurrected as a male?
[9/06/2014 12:04:29 AM] DHPflareon: hahahahahaha!
[9/06/2014 12:04:44 AM] Flare: Flare looks down. "OH MY GOD."
[9/06/2014 12:04:53 AM] Flare: FLARE says "THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE."

[Dragon Master Mike]

I just dug this up from the bowels of hell the forums.



[3:42:47 PM] Caleb Martin: I'd like to see two girls in the finals.

[3:42:51 PM] Caleb Martin: that'd be cool.

[3:43:29 PM] Caleb Martin: I'm hoping that by January these tournaments are quite popular.

[3:43:54 PM] Dragon Master: are there even two girls left in the tournament?

[3:44:07 PM] fellykins: I'm a girl, so that's at least one. xD

[3:44:14 PM] Dragon Master: suicunes fire is a girl right?

[3:44:23 PM] Caleb Martin: Nope

[3:44:27 PM] Caleb Martin: a total dude.

[3:44:29 PM] Dragon Master: oh xd

[3:44:43 PM] Dragon Master: why did i think he was a girl

[3:44:52 PM] Caleb Martin: I dunno, man.

[3:44:55 PM] Caleb Martin: You crazy.

[3:45:29 PM] Dragon Master: well everyone knows im crazy

[3:45:29 PM] Kenny: cray cray

[3:45:46 PM] Dragon Master: so thats nothing new

[3:45:51 PM] Kenny: Next thing you know, you'd think Caleb is a man

[3:46:10 PM] Dragon Master: wait he isnt?

[3:46:20 PM] Caleb Martin: Yeah. Caleb can be a girl's name.

[3:46:27 PM] Caleb Martin: why you so rude, dude?

[3:46:32 PM] Dragon Master: im not trying to be

[3:46:41 PM] Dragon Master: its kinda hard to tell over the internet

[3:46:49 PM] Dragon Master: if the person doesent specify

[3:47:04 PM] Caleb Martin: Someone clearly doesn't listen to the podcasts.

[3:48:04 PM] Dragon Master: i dont lol

[3:48:17 PM] Caleb Martin: MAybe you should.

[3:48:23 PM] Caleb Martin: Then you'd know for certain.

[3:49:12 PM] Dragon Master: i probobly should

[4:09:32 PM] Dragon Master: lmao i just started listening to the podcast. why did i even listen to you
people XD

[4:10:50 PM] Kenny: What

[4:10:58 PM] Kenny: you can't handle Caleb's cute girl voice?

[4:11:37 PM] Dragon Master: no i mean

[4:11:42 PM] Dragon Master: not that i shouldnt have listened to the podcast i mean

[4:11:44 PM] Dragon Master: what you were saying

[4:11:59 PM] Dragon Master: i shouldnt have listened to what you were saying

[4:12:01 PM] Caleb Martin: Gullible teenager.

[Suicune's Fire]

HAHAHAHAHA I NEVER ACTUALLY SAW THAT CONVERSATION BUT IT'S HILARIOUS. <3 You're so funneh. I love how he challenged you to listen to the podcast...so you did...and found out that it was exactly how you thought it was. XD Good instincts, buddy.


~SF.

[[Desolate Divine]]

Not from PXR peeps, but it is a fail on my behalf nonetheless.

Me @ 5:39pm: So I met (Girl I am currently chasing)'s parents. It took a lot for me to not say "I'm a huge fan of your work." Hahaha

Me @ 5:40pm: Ah crap don't say anything! She has my iPad and sees all notifications!

Friend @ 5:42pm: oh my god

Friend @ 5:42pm: as if you would haha

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Me and Narph discovered the secret of the Fairy-Type, and it isn't exactly a pretty one.

This is from the GCeA XAT, which I couldn't figure out how to quote with. We just happened to meet there by pure coincidence, discussed the upcoming RP at length, his two characters came up and their personalities, and...it lead to this. Warning: Slight swearing and references to drugs.

Narph: If he has to kill you...
Narph: Earth Power from 1000000 Miles away.
Tazz: *But it missed!*
Tazz: Unless he's got an Augment for that.
Narph: Over and over and over again.
Tazz: *But it kept missing*
Narph: (Fidelias doesn't screw around)
Narph: Alternatively, Drug them.
Tazz: I'd hate a Poison-Type Augment if I were him.
Tazz: Or a Steel-Type augment.
Tazz: I'd imagine they're both mostly immune to drugs.
Narph: Um.
Tazz:...Wait a minute.
Narph: Yeah.
Narph: Exactly.
Tazz: Fairy-types are only weak to those two types.
Tazz:...
Narph: *Earth* power.
Tazz: F*** YOU GAMEFREAK!
Narph: Why?
Tazz: Poison and Steel Types are both immune to drugs. Agree?
Tazz: Fairy-types are only weak to those two types.
Tazz: The types immune to drugs.
Narph: Oh.
Narph: Excuse me.
Tazz: Yeah...
Narph: I need to go die of laughter.

[XaiakuX]

So this is how I get people to join my WAR Team. Which you should consider joining with the link in this post, or my signature.


[12:17:42 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: It's the reason I want you on my team. You're a winner, you've won before. You'll help us win. You are a valuable commodity.
[12:18:47 AM] Grassy Aggron: XD I won by a fluke XDDD
[12:19:48 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: Well, whatever you did, I want in on it.
[12:20:12 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: So beeeee awesome. and join awesome.
[12:21:39 AM] Grassy Aggron: I'll think about it, yes? XDDD
[12:21:54 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: look
[12:21:56 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: look.
[12:22:08 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: I already filled it out for you.
[12:23:02 AM] The Awesome X-Kun:

Name: Kelly Osbourne
Username: Grassy Aggron
Age: Timeless
Gender: Aggron
Skills: Everything
Experience: Pe2k WAR XI winner.
Why should I accept you: Because you annoyed me into joining.

[12:23:18 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: just click this link, and post away.
[12:23:19 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?3711-WAR-Team-Awesome!

[Corey]

[3:16:32 AM] Corey: *closes 3DS momentarily*
[3:16:35 AM] Corey: Pignite can wait
[3:16:42 AM] Kaoru Matsubara: xDDD

:cool:

[FedoraChar]

Comatose

Jaaaacob, remember this? >:3



[11:44:49 PM] Jλcob Cookson: Nope. I do hope they pu a dawnstone in the game early though
[11:46:04 PM] Megan Char: Hmm, well, I'm FAIRY certain they won't
[11:46:06 PM] Megan Char: *shot*
[11:46:27 PM] Jλcob Cookson: Yeah... I don't think we can be paired any more after that...

[Voltaire Magneton]

Blow someone else :(


That's... flattering.


[Also, I do think people should post new posts instead of editing, unless they have lots to quote. Or is it implemented now? XDD]

[SassySnivy]

PCBL battle on Showdown! Kaoru kept using her Baton Pass + Quiver Dance Venomoth o 3 o

Speed-X: Dat Quiver Dance + Baton Pass

Speed-X: I swear Kaoru if we lose our Kingdom during a war

Kaoru: XDDDDDD
I'm glad I could make someone besides just myself laugh today XD
Kaoru

[Kaoru]

[23:30:33] Shadowbolt25: i forgot i had to buy the items before battle
[23:30:46] Shadowbolt25: :/
[23:30:53] +Kaoru Matsubara: im sure that's the reason
[23:30:58] ~Storm's Awakening: you should know it
[23:31:14] ~Storm's Awakening: that's like saying you made yourself pizza from the store before buying it
[23:31:23] +Kaoru Matsubara: xDDDD

'nuff said. Lightning Dash

[Bulbasaur]

Post quotes from your hilarious friends here. Spoiler tags, please! Also remember to make ONE POST and edit your quotes into them (mine was a bump)!


Tenacity: "I'm starving myself of all information so that, for the first time ever, I can go on a journey in the pokemanz land and be like HOLY BANOFFEE PIE WHAT IS THAT POKEMON."

***


PXR Meeting Room

[9:56:52 PM] Corey: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp80j7Hrx1r38hk2o1_500.jpg
[9:56:57 PM] Corey: u r not fab i am fab
[9:57:01 PM] Corey: I just came out to say that
[9:57:15 PM] Corey: oh my god this isn't ASB chat

[5:59:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: >points out that they are sure Porygon 2 doesn't learn Foresight
[6:00:09 PM] Corey: I bet you didn't forsee that one Heavenly
[6:00:20 PM] Heavenly Dash: ...
[6:00:22 PM] Elbub: BA DUM TISH

[2:59:41 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ollǝɥ
[2:59:56 PM] Elbub: DEMON
Elbub beats him with sticks
[3:00:18 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ǝɯ ɹǝɥʇoq ʇou op suodɐǝʍ lɐʇɹoɯ ɹnoʎ
Elbub beats him with immortal sticks
[3:01:22 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ǝɯ ɹǝɥʇoq ʇou op suodɐǝʍ lɐʇɹoɯɯᴉ ɹnoʎ
[3:01:30 PM] Elbub: Well damn



Tenacity: What does the Delphox say?
Quinn: MAGMGMAGMAGMMAG
Corey: BUM BUM BWAAAAH
Corey: ^ Delphox's Cry
Tenacity: Delphox says "Delphox"
Tenacity: Or Corey's answer, I suppose.
Corey: B^)
/posts mainly quotes said by self

[Corey]

/posts mainly quotes said by self

banned

[Wander]

ou battle shenanigans on showdown

Shiku The Zorua♂ left.
AwescizFE: I AM THE NEW SHIKUTE
Bark Bark: and now
Tailgate: omg nooo
Shiku The Zorua♂ joined.
AwescizFE: oh crap
AwescizFE left.
Bark Bark left.
Shiku The Zorua♂: Got dcied
Shiku The Zorua♂: SCIZ!
Tailgate: xD

*a bit later*

Shiku The Zorua♂ left.
Tailgate: wat
Tailgate: shiku no
Tailgate: wai
Tailgate: SCIZ
AwescizFE: I'M BACK *****ES
Tailgate: STAHP
AwescizFE: NO U
Tailgate: NO U
AwescizFE: when he comes back, i will
Tailgate: I:<
AwescizFE: time to **** up his strategy
AwescizFE: nah, i wont
AwescizFE left.
AwescizFE joined.
AwescizFE left.
AwescizFE joined.
AwescizFE: hm...
AwescizFE: should i actually battle my son
AwescizFE: YES
AwescizFE: SI
AwescizFE: JA
AwescizFE: OUI
Shiku The Zorua♂ joined.
Shiku The Zorua♂: ...
Tailgate: no
AwescizFE: good idea, englishspanishnazifrench guy!
AwescizFE: OH CRAP
AwescizFE left.
Tailgate: xD
AwescizFE joined.
Tailgate: sciz pls

*a bit later again*

Tailgate: i suck at ou
Tailgate: why do i even do it xD
AwescizFE: do uu
AwescizFE: that's what i did
Shiku The Zorua♂: lol
Tailgate: i'll try o3o
AwescizFE: uu is fu
AwescizFE: *fun
Tailgate: xD
AwescizFE: it's the only tier i'm good at
Shiku The Zorua♂: I like LC more
Tailgate: uu is **** you //shot
AwescizFE: DO UU OR FU
AwescizFE: DO LC OR WE'LL UH
AwescizFE: idk
AwescizFE: LiCk you?
Tailgate: no get out
AwescizFE left.
Tailgate: oh
Tailgate: he actually did
Shiku The Zorua♂: o3o

*a bit later again AGAIN*

AWESCIZFE: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACL
AWESCIZFE: *CK
Tailgate: bacl
Shiku The Zorua♂: lol
Tailgate: what is that
Shiku The Zorua♂: Welcome back
Tailgate: welcome bacl
AWESCIZFE: *welcome bacl
Tailgate: xD
AWESCIZFE: DAMMIT
AWESCIZFE: ;n;
Tailgate: ninjaaa'd xD

[Dash]

People always question me when i voice in a Showdown Lobby. And this is what I say:

~Storm's Awakening: what are you going to do?
~Storm's Awakening: !data?
~Storm's Awakening: I'm so scared

....I really need to get a life don't I?

[Sonic20]

Sonic20:
*semi-respected*
no
everyone
respects sciz

Sciz:
c:

-----------------------

undyingUmbrage (me): *pokemon conquest battling league*
undyingUmbrage: oh god what kingdom do i join
Pokeman: link me to the PCBL, would ya
undyingUmbrage: ...
undyingUmbrage: it's on the front page of PXR
undyingUmbrage: you can just click it
undyingUmbrage: YOU CAN JUST CLICK IT

[ShadowJay]

Tailgate withdrew Pipes (Sylveon)!
Tailgate sent out Starscream (Talonflame)!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Starscream!
The opposing Starscream fainted!
Excadrill used Earthquake!
But there was no target...
-----
Tailgate: wait why did
Tailgate: WHY
Lady Elizabeth: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tailgate: OMG
Tailgate: xD
Lady Elizabeth: thats going on the quote thread
Tailgate: i'm dying of laughter halp
Tailgate: do it
Tailgate: xD

The battle was here (http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokemoncrossroads-ou-430).

[Sonic20]

Sonic: wait i just realized something
Wander: yeah
Sonic: combolt has fighting and fighting is weak to flying but electric is good against flying
Wander: yeah
Sonic: and terraphyll has grass which is weak to fire and poison but those two are weak to ground
Wander: yeah
Sonic: but in pyrrfae fire is weak to water but fairy isn't good against water
Wander: but fairies are okay against water
Sonic: but fire is weak to ground and fairies aren't good against ground
Wander: but they're okay against ground
Sonic: but we have no cover
Wander: you've failed your kingdom corey
Sonic: you failed us corey

( Corey )

[Tenacity]

Turn 10
Tenacity: #yacheberry
Conan (Weavile) used Ice Shard!
It's super effective! The opposing Godmence (Salamence) lost 99.1% of its health!
The opposing Godmence used Fire Fang!
It's super effective! Conan lost 62.8% of its health!
Conan fainted!
The opposing Godmence's Moxie raised its Attack!
BulbasaurPXR won the battle!
BulbasaurPXR: holy
Tenacity: WHAAAAT
BulbasaurPXR: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lady Elizabeth: omg
BulbasaurPXR: OMG
Tenacity: xDDDDD
Tenacity: gg!
BulbasaurPXR: gg
BulbasaurPXR: I WAS LIKE
Lady Elizabeth: Godmence really is a god
BulbasaurPXR: SALAMENCE HAS STURDY?!?

ShadowJay Bulbasaur

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Behold, when a new recruit is possible, we all lose our minds:

[20:41] TNTazz: ((At Mr. Manhattan/Sir Sivelos)) Go join PCBL.
[20:41] +Tenacity: Yeeeesss Pokeman? :)
[20:41] @Raltsy Waltsy: Not planning on to either. xD
[20:41] TNTazz: Join Fortifly.
[20:41] TNTazz: Or whatever fancies you.
[20:41] %Pokeman64: I hate you, Tenacity.
[20:41] TNTazz: Do eet.
[20:41] Mr. Manhattan: Well if Tazz wants me to...
[20:41] &Kaoru Matsubara: JOIN TOXSHADE
[20:41] Mr. Manhattan: I'll consider it.
[20:42] Mr. Manhattan: *shot*
[20:42] %IndigoZX: Fortifly fancies you
[20:42] %Pokeman64: JOIN TERMINITE
[20:42] • &Kaoru Matsubara leaves
[20:42] %Pokeman64: WE HAVE NO MEMBERS
[20:42] BulbasaurPXR: uhhh
[20:42] %Pokeman64: BUT ME
[20:42] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: join pyrrfae
[20:42] Tailgate: JOIN PYRRFAE THO
[20:42] +Tenacity: I do not understand such hate, but fine, Pokeman. :)
[20:42] BulbasaurPXR: am i invisible or scary
[20:42] %Pokeman64: NOO
[20:42] TNTazz: dON'T JOIN PYRRFAE!
[20:42] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: our alliance shall crush all
[20:42] %Pokeman64: TERMINITE
[20:42] TNTazz: DO NOT JOIN PYRRFAE!
[20:42] %IndigoZX: STEEL/FLYING MASTERACE
[20:42] Tailgate: NO JOIN IT
[20:42] +Tenacity: Join Pacifidice yo
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: oh god
[20:42] +Tenacity: We're cooooooool
[20:42] TNTazz: They already have 4 members, the most of all!
[20:42] %Pokeman64: JOIN ANYTHING BUT PYRRFAE
[20:42] %IndigoZX: shut up pacifidice
[20:42] TNTazz: Stop Pyrrfae tyrranty!
[20:42] @Raltsy Waltsy: Please don't leave me with the lunatics. :c I mean....
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: :/
[20:42] Tailgate: JOIN PYRRFAE DO IT
[20:42] Mr. Manhattan: I'll join the Sivelos kingdom. It has free wifi and discount bagels.
[20:42] %Dragonmaster715: join me!
[20:42] +Tenacity: TEAM EDWARD!
[20:42] %Dragonmaster715: Terraphyll!
[20:42] TNTazz: ANYTHING BUT PYRRFAE!
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: TEAM JACOB
[20:42] Mr. Manhattan: TEAM ROCKET
[20:42] %Pokeman64: TERMINITE
[20:42] %Dragonmaster715: TERRAPHHHYYLYLLLL
[20:42] TNTazz: TEAM AQUA!
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: TEAM MAGMA
[20:42] Lady Elizabeth: Terraphyll
[20:42] Tailgate: TEAM TRAINER
[20:42] Feel Good lnc.: PSYVERSE
[20:42] %Pokeman64: TEEERRRMINIITTTEEE
[20:42] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM PLASMA
[20:42] @Raltsy Waltsy: please the caps
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: TEAM TRAINER
[20:42] BulbasaurPXR: ld
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM YOGA BEARS
[20:43] Mr. Manhattan: Ye. .3.
[20:43] TNTazz: Team flare!
[20:43] %Pokeman64: XD
[20:43] Feel Good lnc.: PSYVERSE!!!!
[20:43] TNTazz: Team Plasma!
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: do you really delete that conversation?
[20:43] TNTazz: Cipher!
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: did*
[20:43] Tailgate: team magmaaa
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: LOL
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: oops caps
[20:43] %Dragonmaster715: TEAM IDEFK
[20:43] Feel Good lnc.: Team Cypher!
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM GALACTIC
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: A
[20:43] &Kaoru Matsubara: team dim sun
[20:43] Tailgate: TEAM EVERYTHING
[20:43] %Pokeman64: TEAM 'CAN WE ALL STFU'
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM COBRA UNIT
[20:43] Feel Good lnc.: TeAm QuIcK sCoPe

EDIT: Another!

[21:42] TNTazz: You just love it that Shadowbolt has such misfortune.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: who?
[21:42] TNTazz: You.
[21:42] TNTazz: Kaoru.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: Maybe
[21:42] TNTazz: Maybe?
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: Maybe not
[21:42] TNTazz: Maybe?!
[21:42] TNTazz: Yes.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: That's for you to decide
[21:42] TNTazz: Definitely yes.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: xD
[21:42] TNTazz: You said so yourself.
[21:42] Shadowbolt25: .....
%Pokeman64 joined
[21:42] Lady Elizabeth: xD
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: I know

[Metal Gear Snivy]

+Tenacity: "party chimchar suicune entei raikou oshawott tepig "Hey is the leader here ." "Oh yes im the leader legendary trainer Sonic i know you will beat me." "Oh hi dad." "Hey thanks for giving me this badge dad bye!" psychic obtained. the end"
+Tenacity: I'm crying
+Tenacity: Please stop
+Tenacity: the laughter

Involves Tenacity and something about the wfl idk

[ShadowJay]

[10:37:43 PM] Anomalous Object: TIME TO FAIL AT ASB
[10:39:36 PM] Sabi: You can't fail any worse than Corey's failed
Corey

[Dash]

When you get into a random conversation with Suicune's Fire on skype, it's going to be weird.


[1:35:37 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): WELL THEN
[1:35:41 AM] Heavenly Dash: WELL THEN
[1:35:44 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): YEAH
[1:35:50 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): IT'S ON, BROTHER
[1:35:56 AM] Heavenly Dash: *pulls out guitar*
[1:36:02 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): *pulls out clarinet*
[1:36:12 AM] Heavenly Dash: *STARTS PLAYING HEY BROTHER*
[1:36:23 AM] Heavenly Dash: *PLAYS IT VERY AGGRESSIVELY
[1:37:08 AM] Heavenly Dash: what are we doing
[1:37:20 AM] Heavenly Dash: what were we talking about again
[1:38:28 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): NO
[1:38:30 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): NO I HATE THAT SONG
[1:38:31 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): SO MUCH
[1:38:31 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): ARGH
[1:38:33 AM] Heavenly Dash: xD
[1:38:35 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): THE PAIN IN MY EARS!
[1:38:37 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): *dies*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

%IndigoZX: hey corey
+CoreyXY: hi
%IndigoZX: do you want to be a part of dorkland island
%IndigoZX: there's dinosaurs
+CoreyXY: what
%IndigoZX: dinosaur*
+CoreyXY: do i look like a dork 2 u
%IndigoZX: yes
+CoreyXY: the answer is no
+CoreyXY: banned

i like to put these quotes in spoilers don't ask why this involves Corey goodbye

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I had no part in this. But, who cares?! Extreme delayed reaction ahoy!

[10:00] Lady Elizabeth: yo
[10:01] BulbasaurPXR: juice box
Lady Elizabeth left
[10:42] BulbasaurPXR: what do you have against juice boxes
[10:42] BulbasaurPXR: i love me a juicy juice

[Bulbasaur]

I tried.


[9:08:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: you got screwed because of a crabhammer crit
[9:08:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: and then kingler's surf killed ya
[9:08:25 PM] Eric: ...
[9:08:27 PM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash is really sorry
[9:08:29 PM] Eric: [9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't
[9:08:31 PM] Eric: [9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't
[9:08:36 PM] Eric: fake
[9:08:43 PM] Heavenly Dash: that one surf didn't kill you
[9:08:48 PM] Eric: i menat in general
[9:08:49 PM] Heavenly Dash: but both of them + the crabhammer crit
[9:08:49 PM] Eric: XD
[9:08:54 PM] Eric: no
[9:08:58 PM] Eric: crabhammer fails
[9:09:02 PM] Heavenly Dash: it doesn't
[9:09:03 PM] Eric: because > is nothing
[9:09:14 PM] Eric: caite didn't send moves
[9:09:25 PM] Heavenly Dash: I still take it as sending a move
[9:09:27 PM] Eric: she was stating that surf is bigger then crabhammer on a rampardos
[9:09:32 PM] Eric: dont you see
[9:09:35 PM] Eric: jesus
[9:09:58 PM] Heavenly Dash: eric, I'm sorry, but this is just how it goes, that is her second action
[9:10:12 PM] Heavenly Dash: and as the ref for this, I still have the choice to decide whether it's a move
[9:10:24 PM] Heavenly Dash: besides, this isn't the first time I've seen this either in a battle
[9:10:27 PM] Eric: and as a very convincing person
[9:10:29 PM] Eric: i will convince you
[9:10:29 PM] Heavenly Dash: where they didn't use the right sign
[9:10:29 PM] Eric: :)
[9:10:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: you aren't convincing me at all :P
[9:10:49 PM] Eric: wait i have a legitimate excuse
[9:10:55 PM] Eric: zekrom doesn't use the right format sometimes
[9:10:57 PM] Eric: you fail his moves
[9:11:01 PM] Eric: well not you
[9:11:03 PM] Eric: but asb refs
[9:11:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: that's because he does stupid things
[9:11:18 PM] Heavenly Dash: this is the first time I've seen > for moving into another move
[9:11:24 PM] Heavenly Dash: it's been used before in this tournament
[9:11:28 PM] Heavenly Dash: and it still counted as using the second move
[9:11:33 PM] Eric: dragon pulse x2 makes more sense then that
[9:11:33 PM] Heavenly Dash: so yeah
[9:11:45 PM] Eric: :|
[9:12:09 PM] Eric: i know
[9:12:20 PM] Eric: you should realize you have a dentist appointment
[9:12:24 PM] Eric: rgo to it
[9:12:25 PM] Eric: and forget
[9:12:28 PM] Eric: about this battle
[9:12:29 PM] Eric: :D
[9:13:19 PM] Heavenly Dash: I have perfect teeth
[9:13:24 PM] Heavenly Dash: I don't need to go to the dentist
[9:13:32 PM] Heavenly Dash: haven't had since I was 2
[9:13:33 PM] Eric: wish i did
[9:13:34 PM] Heavenly Dash: keep trying eric
[9:13:35 PM] Eric: :[
[9:13:38 PM] Eric: okay
[9:13:39 PM] Eric: hmmm
[9:13:45 PM] Eric: i hacked the asb calc
[9:13:54 PM] Eric: and i screwed something up
[9:13:57 PM] Heavenly Dash: mhm
[9:13:58 PM] Eric: by accident
[9:14:01 PM] Eric: okay umumumumum
[9:14:04 PM] Heavenly Dash: too bad all of these attacks are custom BST
[9:14:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: because of rain
[9:14:13 PM] Eric: yeah
[9:14:15 PM] Eric: :|
[9:14:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: I understand you aren't happy man, and you can blame it on my stupid rolls
[9:15:10 PM] Eric: wait
[9:15:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: I apologize, but here I can copy down the results from Crabhammer here right for you
[9:15:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: Crabhammer does 26 damage, 14 energy cost, crit roll was 602/1250, accuracy 42/90
[9:15:43 PM] Eric: surf?
[9:15:54 PM] Heavenly Dash: surf is used twice on this
[9:16:02 PM] Heavenly Dash: the calcs are:
[9:16:12 PM] Heavenly Dash: [Clawitzer -12% Energy, Rampardos -34% HP] first surf
[9:16:21 PM] Eric: well i got 35 hp for that one
[9:16:26 PM] Eric: so that's not really helping my case
[9:16:27 PM] Eric: XDDD
[9:16:30 PM] Heavenly Dash: second surf: [Kingler -12% Energy, Rampardos -23 HP, Clawitzer -10% HP]
[9:16:42 PM] Heavenly Dash: forgot the put the %
[9:16:44 PM] Heavenly Dash: lol at myself
[9:16:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: fixed that
[9:17:04 PM] Heavenly Dash: here I'll do the surf roll against for clawitzer
[9:17:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: what did you have as your BST for it?
[9:17:25 PM] Eric: 23
[9:17:27 PM] Eric: +12
[9:17:34 PM] Eric: i mean
[9:17:35 PM] Eric: oops
[9:17:38 PM] Eric: 90
[9:17:51 PM] Heavenly Dash: yeah, in rain, you can just change that to 135
[9:17:59 PM] Heavenly Dash: since 90 x 1.5 = 135
[9:18:05 PM] Heavenly Dash: and then you got the rain calc's damage
[9:18:06 PM] Eric: 23 x 1.5 is also 12
[9:18:09 PM] Eric: well
[9:18:11 PM] Eric: 11.5
[9:18:14 PM] Eric: but rounded up
[9:18:30 PM] Eric: Damage dealt by Water-type attacks is multiplied by 1.5
[9:18:32 PM] Eric: Damage
[9:18:40 PM] Eric: i mean it's not really helping
[9:18:43 PM] Eric: but XD
[9:18:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: alrighty then
[9:18:48 PM] Heavenly Dash: I'll fix it
[9:18:50 PM] Heavenly Dash: since that's my fault
[9:19:01 PM] Eric: wait
[9:19:04 PM] Heavenly Dash: >always thought it just increased BST because weird battling competivity
[9:19:07 PM] Eric: you'd have to reroll clawitzer!
[9:19:08 PM] Eric: :D
[9:19:14 PM] Heavenly Dash: it will do more damage
[9:19:20 PM] Eric: but no crit
[9:19:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: also I know the pre-damage for a clawitzer crit eric
[9:19:22 PM] Eric: (hopefully)
[9:19:24 PM] Eric: FUUUU-
[9:19:29 PM] Heavenly Dash: yeah
[9:20:02 PM] Eric: hmmm
[9:20:05 PM] Eric: running out of excuses
[9:20:43 PM] Heavenly Dash: it has one more damage too
[9:20:45 PM] Heavenly Dash: 27 :P
[9:21:30 PM] Heavenly Dash: my damage roll for kingler's surf was right tho!
[9:22:41 PM] Eric: what else
[9:23:20 PM] Eric: even if i do somehow get you to let me survive
[9:23:26 PM] Eric: gey whirlpool
[9:24:05 PM] Eric: i know!
[9:24:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: you have one last chance eric
[9:24:14 PM] Heavenly Dash: I'm almost ready to post
[9:24:15 PM] Heavenly Dash: :P
[9:24:19 PM] Eric: wait!
[9:24:21 PM] Eric: i think i have one
[9:24:25 PM] Eric: gotta check the compendium
[9:25:00 PM] Eric: i know!!!!!!
[9:25:14 PM] Heavenly Dash: last chance before I post
[9:25:27 PM] Eric: uhmhum
[9:25:50 PM] Eric: selkie
[9:25:54 PM] Eric: she posted her moves as
[9:26:02 PM] Eric: Protect ~ Surf
[9:26:04 PM] Eric: instead of
[9:26:04 PM] Eric: Protect ~ Surf
[9:26:08 PM] Eric: that's invalid
[9:27:05 PM] Heavenly Dash: you're supposed to bold it actually
[9:27:07 PM] Heavenly Dash: lol
[9:27:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: not good enough
[9:27:29 PM] Heavenly Dash: props for trying though

[Sonic20]

Sonic: wait so what should I make my HM slave
Wander: dunno
Sonic: oh wait
- earlier today I hatched an egg with pancham thinking it was chespin -
Sonic: I'll just teach rock smash to that pancham I hatched
Wander: omg what
Sonic: ILL MAKE IT MY SLAVE
Sonic: CHILD LABOR
Wander: OMFG NOOOOOO

--- more from the Skype call ---

Sonic: I just found an ether from this rock
Wander: oh yeah you can get ethers from doing that
Sonic: but who would put ether in a rock it doesn't make sense
Wander: what no don't question it
Sonic: "don't question pokemon you'll only hurt yourself"
Sonic: "after all nobody likes attacking themselves in confusion"

[Dragon Master Mike]

[12:41:11 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Suicune

[12:41:18 PM] Dragon Master Mike: why do i keep hitting enter so early

[12:41:21 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Suicune

[12:41:26 PM] Dragon Master Mike: oh my god i did it again

[12:41:29 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Suicune

[12:41:31 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ....

[12:41:34 PM] TheProtobabe: lmao

[12:41:38 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Every time I try to hit the ' I hit enter


During a discussion of the art contest:

[12:43:23 PM] Dragon Master Mike: XaiakuX's.... I don't even know what to say to that one.

Later...

[3:28:56 PM]XaiakuX: DM say whatever you want about my mega Raichu. =P

[3:31:22 PM] XaiakuX: Just be wary that I'm judging your Showdown battle right now, Mr Repetitive.

[3:51:51 PM] Dragon Master Mike: OH MY GOD I FORGOT YOU ARE HERE

[Bulbasaur]

Why I shouldn't be on chats when I'm tired (Dankey Kang is my Steam name):


Dragon Master Mike: I now pronounce plant the jesus of male singers
Dragon Master Mike: now i gtg
Dragon Master Mike: bye
Dankey Kang: he uses head voice though
Dankey Kang: gg
Dankey Kang: omg
Dankey Kang: i meant bye
Dragon Master Mike: XD
Dankey Kang: why the f*** did i say gg
Dragon Master Mike: gg
Dragon Master Mike: gg!


Dankey Kang: shower?
Dankey Kang: i mean
Dankey Kang: f***
Dankey Kang: showdown?
Dankey Kang: ._.
Dankey Kang: a bit awkward

[Corey]

[10:35:43 PM] Metal Gear Snivy: lol out loud

[3m0d0ll]

[12:21:05 AM] Corey: I sent a snapchat to a girl I barely knew showing most of my Pokemon plushies so I deleted my snapchat to avoid that train wreck so I might have social anxiety
[12:22:06 AM] Jenn: She should've wanted your address immediately.
[12:22:11 AM] Jenn: Plushie play time!
[12:22:18 AM] Jenn: I'd bring mine and we'd have our plushies battle
[12:22:23 AM] Corey: OMFG
[12:22:26 AM] Corey: I still do that
[12:22:27 AM] Jenn: youd lose tbh
[12:22:32 AM] Corey: :^(

[Suicune's Fire]

[12:21:05 AM] Corey: I sent a snapchat to a girl I barely knew showing most of my Pokemon plushies so I deleted my snapchat to avoid that train wreck so I might have social anxiety
[12:22:06 AM] Jenn: She should've wanted your address immediately.
[12:22:11 AM] Jenn: Plushie play time!
[12:22:18 AM] Jenn: I'd bring mine and we'd have our plushies battle
[12:22:23 AM] Corey: OMFG
[12:22:26 AM] Corey: I still do that
[12:22:27 AM] Jenn: youd lose tbh
[12:22:32 AM] Corey: :^(





My favourite is the second one.

Also lol Bulbasaur and your shower request.

[Wander]

SKYPE CALL SHENANIGANS

Wander: *sharing screens* h-hey
Sonic20: what
Wander: look at how much progress i have
on my rwby rp form
*shows google drive document with nothing in it*
*both of us start laughing for like a minute straight*
Sonic20: why did that even get me like what
Wander: *still dying of laughter*

*and then after i post this we look at it again*
*both of us are laughing for like a few seconds*
Sonic20: WHY IS THIS STILL GETTING ME
Wander: I DONT EVEN KNOW *still laughing*

[Sonic20]

(random battle with Lightning Dash)

LD: i've got the most OP mon
LD: Rotom-Air with an air balloon!
LD: 16x resistance to ground.
S20: impossible!
LD: ground can't even touch me.
S20: oh wait
S20: you are so immune to ground that it heals you

[Dragon Master Mike]

Discussion in the ASB Skype chat. note my messages at the end.


so who else expects velo and sabi in the finals
[7/28/2014 8:15:44 PM] Anomalous Object: me
[7/28/2014 8:16:35 PM] Quinn: If Tazz gets a Ground-type Basic, then Velo's screwed
[7/28/2014 8:16:42 PM] Quinn: Otherwise she'll probably win
[7/28/2014 8:16:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: mgs, I don't know
[7/28/2014 8:17:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: she's turned around a practically impossible situation once
[7/28/2014 8:17:32 PM] Quinn: yes but crit rolls hate her

[7/28/2014 8:34:18 PM] Dragon Master Mike: sabi is going to make it to the sabis
[7/28/2014 8:34:22 PM] Dragon Master Mike: oh my god
[7/28/2014 8:34:30 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Sabi is going to make it to the finals*
[7/28/2014 8:34:32 PM] Dragon Master Mike: ._.

Then the next day.

[6:35:04 PM] Elbub: This is what they're called now
[6:35:18 PM] Elbub: It's sammy0295 versus Sabi in the Semi-Sabi
[6:36:45 PM] Elbub: Legit changing the thread titles

He actually did it.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

[10:39:54 PM] Corey: Indeed, it scored the highest
[10:40:07 PM] Corey: It was Kalos > Johto > Sinnoh > Unova > Kanto > Hoenn
[10:40:14 PM] Corey: Ex-ACT-ly as I expected
[10:40:22 PM] Corey: so it was pretty much...er, pointless. xD
[10:40:24 PM] Sabi: Johto is best region, gtfo
[10:40:27 PM] Corey: But still a time killer no less
[10:40:30 PM] Corey: sabi
[10:40:38 PM] Corey: did u forget tht u cant hav a differing opinion from mine
[10:40:49 PM] Quinn: youre're*
[10:40:52 PM] Corey: no u
[10:41:10 PM] Sabi: Did you forget I'm the best at ASB and you still owe me a battle?
[10:41:15 PM] Sabi: In ASB?
[10:41:21 PM] Corey: DID YOU FORGET THAT I AM TERRIBLE IN ASB
[10:41:30 PM] Sabi: DID YOU FORGET THAT I DON'T CARE
[10:41:30 PM] Quinn: did you forget mirror coat
[10:41:35 PM] Corey: :^(

Corey, Saraibre Ryu

[Corey]

[10:39:54 PM] Corey: Indeed, it scored the highest
[10:40:07 PM] Corey: It was Kalos > Johto > Sinnoh > Unova > Kanto > Hoenn
[10:40:14 PM] Corey: Ex-ACT-ly as I expected
[10:40:22 PM] Corey: so it was pretty much...er, pointless. xD
[10:40:24 PM] Sabi: Johto is best region, gtfo
[10:40:27 PM] Corey: But still a time killer no less
[10:40:30 PM] Corey: sabi
[10:40:38 PM] Corey: did u forget tht u cant hav a differing opinion from mine
[10:40:49 PM] Quinn: youre're*
[10:40:52 PM] Corey: no u
[10:41:10 PM] Sabi: Did you forget I'm the best at ASB and you still owe me a battle?
[10:41:15 PM] Sabi: In ASB?
[10:41:21 PM] Corey: DID YOU FORGET THAT I AM TERRIBLE IN ASB
[10:41:30 PM] Sabi: DID YOU FORGET THAT I DON'T CARE
[10:41:30 PM] Quinn: did you forget mirror coat
[10:41:35 PM] Corey: :^(

Corey, Saraibre Ryu

I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA BROUGHT ON BY THAT. I lost a super-hard achievement and all that glory that came with. ;__;

[Corey]

Dragonmaster715: sylveon is literally unstoppable
Dragonmaster715: i dont care what anyone says
Dragonmaster715: it is unstoppable
Dragonmaster715: why is it not Ubers
Dragonmaster715: No, Ubers is too good for it
Dragonmaster715: Ubers 2

xDDD Dragon Master Mike

[Dragon Master Mike]

In a showdown battle

Dragonmaster715: lol
Storm's Awakening: gg
CoreyXY: :u
Storm's Awakening: gggggggg
Dragonmaster715: Eric, you haven't learned yet?
BulbasaurPXR: can i chill in pcbl
Dragonmaster715: That Corey is unstoppable?
BulbasaurPXR: SHUT UP BEACH
BulbasaurPXR: I JUST BEAT HIM
Storm's Awakening: >beat corey already
Dragonmaster715: NO YOU DIDNT
BulbasaurPXR: BEACH
BulbasaurPXR: GO SAND YOURSELF
Dragonmaster715: THATS WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK
BulbasaurPXR has 270 seconds left.
BulbasaurPXR: SHADDUP TIMER
The opposing Mawile used Iron Head!
It's super effective! Eusebius lost 62.3% of its health!
Eusebius fainted!
CoreyXY won the battle!
CoreyXY: gg
BulbasaurPXR: beach
BulbasaurPXR: one more
CoreyXY left.
BulbasaurPXR: beaches
BulbasaurPXR left.

[Bulbasaur]

^ Here's what started all that...

Storm's Awakening: ala no flying move
Storm's Awakening: weak
BulbasaurPXR: u weak
Storm's Awakening: no u
BulbasaurPXR: hey
BulbasaurPXR: dont insult me beach
BulbasaurPXR: i've have you know
BulbasaurPXR: i can beat you up
BulbasaurPXR: i know where you live
Storm's Awakening: you're hurting my feelings </3
BulbasaurPXR: if you ever dare insult me again
BulbasaurPXR: you beach
BulbasaurPXR: i won't let you get away with it
BulbasaurPXR: so dont insult me
Storm's Awakening: no u cant
Storm's Awakening: i can rek i
Storm's Awakening: m8
BulbasaurPXR: you don't know me beach
BulbasaurPXR: i'm am a us navy soldier
Storm's Awakening: you don't know me you shovel
Storm's Awakening: im a marine
BulbasaurPXR: did you really just call me a shovel?
BulbasaurPXR: that's ti
BulbasaurPXR: THAT'S IT
BulbasaurPXR: you're going down
BulbasaurPXR: expect 374678 soldiers in two minutes
BulbasaurPXR left.

[[Desolate Divine]]

SO the other night I was helping Suicune's Fire with GCEA WAR, and our (my) true immaturity shone through... 3m0d0ll, blame Xanthe xD


[5/08/2014 3:37:47 pm] Suicune's Fire: xD I just found a random foongus in my Black game called Ballface.
[5/08/2014 3:37:58 pm] Comatose: hahahahahaha matrurity xanthe
[5/08/2014 3:38:14 pm] Suicune's Fire: Omg no. xD I meant because there's a poke ball on its head!
[5/08/2014 3:38:23 pm] Suicune's Fire: Not THAT kind of ball. Srsly Jacob. xD
[5/08/2014 3:38:40 pm] Comatose: hahahaha well you can understand how you made it ound
[5/08/2014 3:43:04 pm] Suicune's Fire: No, now I can understand how YOU made it sound. xP
[5/08/2014 3:43:40 pm] Comatose: to be fair, I hate gen 5 and forgot it had a poke ball for a face. If you called voltorb ballsy with its self destructing, I would get it haha
[5/08/2014 3:44:12 pm] Suicune's Fire: LOL



[5/08/2014 8:05:55 pm] Suicune's Fire: Aw, 3m0d0ll posted. Sucks she couldn't get it up!

(Wait for it...)
[5/08/2014 8:06:07 pm] Comatose: hahahahahahahahaha
[5/08/2014 8:06:14 pm] Suicune's Fire: Just for you. ;P
[5/08/2014 8:06:22 pm] Comatose: thank you

[Bulbasaur]

I found this humorous.

[4:11:33 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: sorry, I'm not a teenage girl
[4:11:46 PM] Eric: i'm a girl
[4:11:49 PM] Eric: not a teenager though
[4:12:05 PM] Eric: jk
[4:12:07 PM] Eric: other way around
[4:12:15 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: LOL
[4:14:51 PM | Edited 4:14:53 PM] Espeon Mentali Psiana Eifie: excuse me i'm the espeon here >:(
[4:15:14 PM] Eric: are you sayign espeons are teenage girls?
[4:15:46 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: nope, 87.5% of them are dudes XD

[Bulbasaur]

After everyone else fainting, Godmence defying SJ's plan.

BulbasaurPXR: okay
BulbasaurPXR: godmence
BulbasaurPXR: use ur powerz
Go! Godmence (Salamence)!
TheShadowJay sent out Landmaster (Garchomp)!
Turn 12
TheShadowJay: I has plan
BulbasaurPXR: not much i can do though
Godmence used Outrage!
It's super effective! The opposing Landmaster lost 76% of its health!
The opposing Landmaster fainted!
Godmence's Moxie raised its Attack!
TheShadowJay sent out Curbstomp (Excadrill)!
Turn 13
BulbasaurPXR: exccept hope for CH
Godmence used Outrage!
A critical hit! It's not very effective... The opposing Curbstomp lost 100% of its health!
The opposing Curbstomp fainted!
Godmence's Moxie raised its Attack!
BulbasaurPXR: OMG
BulbasaurPXR won the battle!
BulbasaurPXR: OMG
BulbasaurPXR: OMG
BulbasaurPXR: XDDDDDDDD
TheShadowJay: HACKS
BulbasaurPXR: OMG
BulbasaurPXR: OMG
TheShadowJay: NOT FAIR
TheShadowJay: BYE
BulbasaurPXR: BAI 8 GAME LOSING STREAK
BulbasaurPXR: BAI BEACH
TheShadowJay: I'M OUT
TheShadowJay left.

[Suicune's Fire]

xD Bulbasaur, those conversations! Teh lelz. This was something that occurred today:

@myself http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/223/b/a/cow_by_goldflareon-d7uoh0v.png

[Chibi Altaria]

xD Bulbasaur, those conversations! Teh lelz. This was something that occurred today:

@myself http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/223/b/a/cow_by_goldflareon-d7uoh0v.png



Oh, my god. I don't even. I think my lungs exploded laughing at this. X3

I love how you even drew a picture.

[ShadowJay]

"and 3 m04r n00bz like this"

[[Desolate Divine]]

Me: Haha I will try Suicune's Fire: lel. Yeah ya will.
Me: Is that a threat?
Xanthe: yeh ill bash ya
Me: You try that, and you will end up the same way your brother did the night of the party
Xanthe: Pff
Xanthe: I got skillz yo
Me: You grew up in the hood and learnt to take care of yourself xD You got skills, I got swords (no really, I do haha)
Xanthe: XD That's right yo! Yeah well I have a plastic sword AND a wooden one. I'm so. Dangerous.
Me: Sends pic of real, sharp, metal katana in my cupboard.
Me: I'll HM01 you, woman!

[Suicune's Fire]

Oh, my god. I don't even. I think my lungs exploded laughing at this. X3

I love how you even drew a picture.
XD Thank you! I'm glad you thought it was funny. IT REQUIRED A PICTURE.


"and 3 m04r n00bz like this"
Hahaha yes, I have it on leet speak.



Me: Haha I will try Suicune's Fire: lel. Yeah ya will.
Me: Is that a threat?
Xanthe: yeh ill bash ya
Me: You try that, and you will end up the same way your brother did the night of the party
Xanthe: Pff
Xanthe: I got skillz yo
Me: You grew up in the hood and learnt to take care of yourself xD You got skills, I got swords (no really, I do haha)
Xanthe: XD That's right yo! Yeah well I have a plastic sword AND a wooden one. I'm so. Dangerous.
Me: Sends pic of real, sharp, metal katana in my cupboard.
Me: I'll HM01 you, woman!


/violence against women

[Death's Spook]

Velocity: So many tasty ideas are being bandied about in the RP section.

Me: That is incredibly mean. I mean. I'm going to be sooooo busy. And Sabi needs to bust a move on Augment.

Velocity: .... I just imagined the creature from Sabi's icon breakdancing. Why, brain. Why.

Saraibre Ryu Velocity

[Bulbasaur]

I found this amusing.

Basic Information
About AaEasFus
Gender:
Male
Nature:
Mild
Type:
Bug
Biography:
Man
Location:
Cuba
Interests:
AWeePDax
Occupation:
Cuba
Favorite Pokemon:
AWeePDax
Links
ASB Stats:
123456
URPG Stats:
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[Kaoru]

[5:35:59 PM] Corey: Screws me up that Fairy didn't exist in Gen IV
[5:36:15 PM] Corey: I keep wanting to send Togekiss into Fghting-types and be like (yaaas 4x resistance)
[5:36:22 PM] Corey: why did I do parenthesis
[5:36:23 PM] Kaoru: a fairy type screwed you in gen IV?
[5:36:28 PM] Kaoru: :O
[5:36:37 PM] Corey: Because it doesn't exist yet
[5:36:37 PM] Corey: xD
[5:36:43 PM] Kaoru: still tho :O
[5:36:44 PM] perfect-unperfection: yes it did
[5:36:48 PM] Corey: um no
[5:36:50 PM] perfect-unperfection: you just have to beliiieeeeeevvvveeee
[5:36:58 PM] Kaoru: in the power of love?
[5:36:59 PM] Corey: Corey believes really hard
[5:37:08 PM] Kaoru: Kaoru dies at Sailor Moon reference
[5:37:12 PM] perfect-unperfection: kaoru s*** the f*** off
[5:37:15 PM] Corey: MY TOGEKISS JUST LEARNED DAZZLING GLEAM IN HG!!!!!!!!
[5:37:18 PM] Corey: lmao what
[5:37:21 PM] Kaoru: xD
[5:37:32 PM] Corey: this is the public chat, not PCBL chat quinn
[5:37:39 PM] Kaoru: totally putting that on PXR

Corey, Metal Gear Snivy

[Corey]

[10:07:02 PM] Kaoru: i've never been so happy to see a repel in my life
Kaoru on a water route in Alpha Sapphire.

[Wander]

in which i (try to) convince someone that i am a deer

bc seriously you guys i dont understand why nobody believes me- //shot down

(also this is super long so watch out)

[11/24/2014 6:27:27 PM] NegaStork: you may be a male
[11/24/2014 6:27:31 PM] NegaStork: but you are not a deer
[11/24/2014 6:27:42 PM] NegaStork: YOU ARE NOT A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:28:13 PM] whirlybird: [6:26:50 PM] Cap'n Ruby Rose: Ray doesn't believe that you are a male deer
[6:27:53 PM] whirlybird: but i aaaaammm DDD:
[11/24/2014 6:28:31 PM] NegaStork: okay i sorta believe you're male but
[11/24/2014 6:28:34 PM] NegaStork: a deer?
[11/24/2014 6:28:38 PM] NegaStork: what exactly is a deer?
[11/24/2014 6:28:46 PM] NegaStork: are you referring to the animal?
[11/24/2014 6:28:55 PM] whirlybird: yes what other deer would i be referring to wtf
[11/24/2014 6:28:59 PM] NegaStork: idk
[11/24/2014 6:29:02 PM] NegaStork: what makes you a deer
[11/24/2014 6:29:04 PM] NegaStork: tell me
[11/24/2014 6:29:21 PM] whirlybird: my deer-ness
[11/24/2014 6:29:29 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 6:29:31 PM] NegaStork: im done
[11/24/2014 6:29:33 PM] NegaStork: im just
[11/24/2014 6:29:34 PM] NegaStork: im done
[11/24/2014 6:30:00 PM] whirlybird: xDDDD
[11/24/2014 6:32:46 PM] whirlybird: [11/24/2014 6:31 PM] Pool Party: UR ONE HELL OF A DEER
irl friend to confirm i am a deer
[11/24/2014 6:32:53 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 6:32:57 PM] NegaStork: i still don't buy it
[11/24/2014 6:33:06 PM] NegaStork: WHY THE **** DO YOU INSIST YOU'RE A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:33:13 PM] whirlybird: BECAUSE I AM OMFG
[11/24/2014 6:33:18 PM] NegaStork: HOW
[11/24/2014 6:33:20 PM] NegaStork: ARE YOU
[11/24/2014 6:33:21 PM] NegaStork: A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:33:23 PM] NegaStork: HUH
[11/24/2014 6:33:27 PM] NegaStork: DO YOU GOT DEER LEGS
[11/24/2014 6:33:30 PM] whirlybird: YAAASS
[11/24/2014 6:33:32 PM] NegaStork: DEER EARS?
[11/24/2014 6:33:34 PM] whirlybird: YAAASSS
[11/24/2014 6:33:37 PM] NegaStork: YOU HAVE DEER LEGS.
[11/24/2014 6:33:38 PM] NegaStork: YOU.
[11/24/2014 6:33:39 PM] whirlybird: YAS
[11/24/2014 6:33:41 PM] NegaStork: HAVE DEER LEGS.
[11/24/2014 6:33:43 PM] whirlybird: YAS
[11/24/2014 6:33:52 PM] NegaStork: I don't believe it.
[11/24/2014 6:33:56 PM] NegaStork: Give me proof.
[11/24/2014 6:34:07 PM] whirlybird: omfg
[11/24/2014 6:34:09 PM] whirlybird: ok selfie
[11/24/2014 6:34:11 PM] whirlybird: lemme get it
[11/24/2014 6:34:28 PM] NegaStork: ...
[11/24/2014 6:34:34 PM] whirlybird: this could take a bit bc i have tons of pictures wtf
[11/24/2014 6:34:38 PM] NegaStork: bluh
[11/24/2014 6:38:05 PM] whirlybird: ok found a pic taken of me unawares i am a sambar deer yes hello
[11/24/2014 6:38:07 PM] whirlybird: http://www.indianaturewatch.net/images/album/photo/5101263884f200d25030ed.jpg
[11/24/2014 6:38:34 PM] NegaStork: ...is this a ****ing joke?
[11/24/2014 6:38:37 PM] NegaStork: oh wait i know it is
[11/24/2014 6:38:41 PM] NegaStork: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:38:55 PM] whirlybird: OMFG WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND
[11/24/2014 6:38:59 PM] whirlybird: THAT I AM A ****ING DEER.
[11/24/2014 6:39:21 PM] NegaStork: I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
[11/24/2014 6:39:41 PM] whirlybird: YOUR LOSS
[11/24/2014 6:39:53 PM] NegaStork: SAME APPLIES TO YOU
[11/24/2014 6:40:35 PM] whirlybird: bigger loss for you tho
[11/24/2014 6:43:06 PM] NegaStork: okay look
[11/24/2014 6:43:15 PM] NegaStork: can you just stop ****ing around with me
[11/24/2014 6:43:20 PM] NegaStork: i know this is all a big joke
[11/24/2014 6:43:30 PM] NegaStork: maybe not the male part
[11/24/2014 6:43:45 PM] NegaStork: because that seems more believable than you being a deer

*A LITTLE LATER*

[11/24/2014 6:45:15 PM | Edited 6:45:22 PM] NegaStork: never
[11/24/2014 6:45:17 PM] NegaStork: ever
[11/24/2014 6:45:25 PM] NegaStork: will i believe you are a deer
[11/24/2014 6:45:48 PM] NegaStork: brb
[11/24/2014 6:45:51 PM] whirlybird: kk

*A LITTLE LATER AGAIN*

[11/24/2014 6:49:02 PM] NegaStork: NegaStork comes back with dirt in mouth
[11/24/2014 6:49:05 PM] NegaStork: have you tried the dirt
[11/24/2014 6:49:06 PM] NegaStork: it's good
[11/24/2014 6:49:09 PM] whirlybird: ew
[11/24/2014 6:49:30 PM] whirlybird: is this a human sterotype
[11/24/2014 6:49:36 PM] whirlybird: that sambar deer eat dirt
[11/24/2014 6:49:49 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 6:49:52 PM] whirlybird: stereotype* wtf i cant even type wowowowowowow
[11/24/2014 6:49:55 PM] NegaStork: im gonna go eat
[11/24/2014 6:49:59 PM] NegaStork: brb
[11/24/2014 6:50:01 PM] whirlybird: ok
[11/24/2014 6:50:04 PM] whirlybird: gotta eat too so
[11/24/2014 6:50:05 PM] whirlybird: bbl

*A LITTLE MORE LATER*

[11/24/2014 7:17:32 PM] whirlybird: uh are you around
[11/24/2014 7:17:39 PM] NegaStork: yep
[11/24/2014 7:17:46 PM] whirlybird: ok cause i haz confession
[11/24/2014 7:17:50 PM] whirlybird: i am not a deer
[11/24/2014 7:17:57 PM] whirlybird: i am a deer GOD
[11/24/2014 7:18:01 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 7:18:15 PM] whirlybird: yes its true
[11/24/2014 7:18:27 PM] NegaStork: nope
[11/24/2014 7:18:31 PM] NegaStork: not doing this
[11/24/2014 7:18:36 PM] NegaStork: not doing this anymore
[11/24/2014 7:18:42 PM] whirlybird: ok.

[[Desolate Divine]]

Pokemon but not PXR related

So I was at work with my stepdad and he noticed the charmander, Squirtle, Umbreon and Treeko plushies by the back windscreen...

Stepdad: "They all look like weaklings, except that one." *points to Umbreon* "What's that one?"
Me: "Umbreon."
Stepdad: "Why should I like Umbreon? What is so special about it?"
Me: "ummm, it has high special defense?"
Stepdad: "Umbreon is the only one that look like it has a set of balls. The only one that looks like you shouldn't mess with it."

I then proceeded to burst into laughter at his description of Umbreon xD

[Dragon Master Mike]

in which i (try to) convince someone that i am a deer

bc seriously you guys i dont understand why nobody believes me- //shot down

(also this is super long so watch out)

[11/24/2014 6:27:27 PM] NegaStork: you may be a male
[11/24/2014 6:27:31 PM] NegaStork: but you are not a deer
[11/24/2014 6:27:42 PM] NegaStork: YOU ARE NOT A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:28:13 PM] whirlybird: [6:26:50 PM] Cap'n Ruby Rose: Ray doesn't believe that you are a male deer
[6:27:53 PM] whirlybird: but i aaaaammm DDD:
[11/24/2014 6:28:31 PM] NegaStork: okay i sorta believe you're male but
[11/24/2014 6:28:34 PM] NegaStork: a deer?
[11/24/2014 6:28:38 PM] NegaStork: what exactly is a deer?
[11/24/2014 6:28:46 PM] NegaStork: are you referring to the animal?
[11/24/2014 6:28:55 PM] whirlybird: yes what other deer would i be referring to wtf
[11/24/2014 6:28:59 PM] NegaStork: idk
[11/24/2014 6:29:02 PM] NegaStork: what makes you a deer
[11/24/2014 6:29:04 PM] NegaStork: tell me
[11/24/2014 6:29:21 PM] whirlybird: my deer-ness
[11/24/2014 6:29:29 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 6:29:31 PM] NegaStork: im done
[11/24/2014 6:29:33 PM] NegaStork: im just
[11/24/2014 6:29:34 PM] NegaStork: im done
[11/24/2014 6:30:00 PM] whirlybird: xDDDD
[11/24/2014 6:32:46 PM] whirlybird: [11/24/2014 6:31 PM] Pool Party: UR ONE HELL OF A DEER
irl friend to confirm i am a deer
[11/24/2014 6:32:53 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 6:32:57 PM] NegaStork: i still don't buy it
[11/24/2014 6:33:06 PM] NegaStork: WHY THE **** DO YOU INSIST YOU'RE A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:33:13 PM] whirlybird: BECAUSE I AM OMFG
[11/24/2014 6:33:18 PM] NegaStork: HOW
[11/24/2014 6:33:20 PM] NegaStork: ARE YOU
[11/24/2014 6:33:21 PM] NegaStork: A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:33:23 PM] NegaStork: HUH
[11/24/2014 6:33:27 PM] NegaStork: DO YOU GOT DEER LEGS
[11/24/2014 6:33:30 PM] whirlybird: YAAASS
[11/24/2014 6:33:32 PM] NegaStork: DEER EARS?
[11/24/2014 6:33:34 PM] whirlybird: YAAASSS
[11/24/2014 6:33:37 PM] NegaStork: YOU HAVE DEER LEGS.
[11/24/2014 6:33:38 PM] NegaStork: YOU.
[11/24/2014 6:33:39 PM] whirlybird: YAS
[11/24/2014 6:33:41 PM] NegaStork: HAVE DEER LEGS.
[11/24/2014 6:33:43 PM] whirlybird: YAS
[11/24/2014 6:33:52 PM] NegaStork: I don't believe it.
[11/24/2014 6:33:56 PM] NegaStork: Give me proof.
[11/24/2014 6:34:07 PM] whirlybird: omfg
[11/24/2014 6:34:09 PM] whirlybird: ok selfie
[11/24/2014 6:34:11 PM] whirlybird: lemme get it
[11/24/2014 6:34:28 PM] NegaStork: ...
[11/24/2014 6:34:34 PM] whirlybird: this could take a bit bc i have tons of pictures wtf
[11/24/2014 6:34:38 PM] NegaStork: bluh
[11/24/2014 6:38:05 PM] whirlybird: ok found a pic taken of me unawares i am a sambar deer yes hello
[11/24/2014 6:38:07 PM] whirlybird: http://www.indianaturewatch.net/images/album/photo/5101263884f200d25030ed.jpg
[11/24/2014 6:38:34 PM] NegaStork: ...is this a ****ing joke?
[11/24/2014 6:38:37 PM] NegaStork: oh wait i know it is
[11/24/2014 6:38:41 PM] NegaStork: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A DEER
[11/24/2014 6:38:55 PM] whirlybird: OMFG WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND
[11/24/2014 6:38:59 PM] whirlybird: THAT I AM A ****ING DEER.
[11/24/2014 6:39:21 PM] NegaStork: I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
[11/24/2014 6:39:41 PM] whirlybird: YOUR LOSS
[11/24/2014 6:39:53 PM] NegaStork: SAME APPLIES TO YOU
[11/24/2014 6:40:35 PM] whirlybird: bigger loss for you tho
[11/24/2014 6:43:06 PM] NegaStork: okay look
[11/24/2014 6:43:15 PM] NegaStork: can you just stop ****ing around with me
[11/24/2014 6:43:20 PM] NegaStork: i know this is all a big joke
[11/24/2014 6:43:30 PM] NegaStork: maybe not the male part
[11/24/2014 6:43:45 PM] NegaStork: because that seems more believable than you being a deer

*A LITTLE LATER*

[11/24/2014 6:45:15 PM | Edited 6:45:22 PM] NegaStork: never
[11/24/2014 6:45:17 PM] NegaStork: ever
[11/24/2014 6:45:25 PM] NegaStork: will i believe you are a deer
[11/24/2014 6:45:48 PM] NegaStork: brb
[11/24/2014 6:45:51 PM] whirlybird: kk

*A LITTLE LATER AGAIN*

[11/24/2014 6:49:02 PM] NegaStork: NegaStork comes back with dirt in mouth
[11/24/2014 6:49:05 PM] NegaStork: have you tried the dirt
[11/24/2014 6:49:06 PM] NegaStork: it's good
[11/24/2014 6:49:09 PM] whirlybird: ew
[11/24/2014 6:49:30 PM] whirlybird: is this a human sterotype
[11/24/2014 6:49:36 PM] whirlybird: that sambar deer eat dirt
[11/24/2014 6:49:49 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 6:49:52 PM] whirlybird: stereotype* wtf i cant even type wowowowowowow
[11/24/2014 6:49:55 PM] NegaStork: im gonna go eat
[11/24/2014 6:49:59 PM] NegaStork: brb
[11/24/2014 6:50:01 PM] whirlybird: ok
[11/24/2014 6:50:04 PM] whirlybird: gotta eat too so
[11/24/2014 6:50:05 PM] whirlybird: bbl

*A LITTLE MORE LATER*

[11/24/2014 7:17:32 PM] whirlybird: uh are you around
[11/24/2014 7:17:39 PM] NegaStork: yep
[11/24/2014 7:17:46 PM] whirlybird: ok cause i haz confession
[11/24/2014 7:17:50 PM] whirlybird: i am not a deer
[11/24/2014 7:17:57 PM] whirlybird: i am a deer GOD
[11/24/2014 7:18:01 PM] NegaStork: ....
[11/24/2014 7:18:15 PM] whirlybird: yes its true
[11/24/2014 7:18:27 PM] NegaStork: nope
[11/24/2014 7:18:31 PM] NegaStork: not doing this
[11/24/2014 7:18:36 PM] NegaStork: not doing this anymore
[11/24/2014 7:18:42 PM] whirlybird: ok.

The amount of laughter this gave me was incredible. I laughed so hard XDDDD.

[Bulbasaur]

Yeah, I really am tired!

[6:18:25 PM] Miltank: i am so milkshake
[6:18:27 PM] Miltank: wait
[6:18:30 PM] Miltank: holy ****
[6:18:32 PM] Miltank: i meant tired
[6:18:46 PM] Miltank: i wasn't even drinking a milkshake i was drinking milk ._.

[Sonic20]

-having a ygo duel with icy-

-icy overlays level 4-
Me: oh is that plaides
Icy: no plaides is 5
Me: i wonder what 4 is-
Icy: UTOPIAAAAAAAAA-
Me: UTOPIA-
Icy: NUMBER 39 UTOPIAAAAAA-

-later-

Me: radion has 2600, which is enough to REK YOUR UTOPIA!
Icy: BY LIKE 100
-attack-
Icy: oh well *sends it to grave*
-utopia can negate attacks-
Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU USE THE EFF

[Wander]

Me: radion has 2600, which is enough to REK YOUR UTOPIA!
Icy: BY LIKE 100
-attack-
Icy: oh well *sends it to grave*
-utopia can negate attacks-
Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU USE THE EFF

IN WHICH I FAIL AT YUGIOH

[SassySnivy]

oh my god this is so going in this thread
Warning: mild language, censored

Hello! The wall behind me is roaring at me

[5:20:32 PM] Speed-X: but it's just the water softener so we're all good
[5:20:32 PM] Speed-X: xD
[5:21:11 PM] Speed-X: also
[5:21:17 PM] Speed-X: I have a kinda strange question
[5:22:12 PM | Edited 5:22:38 PM] Kaoru: i may have a kinda strange answer
[5:23:02 PM] Speed-X: xD
[5:23:19 PM] Speed-X: I just went through the selfie thread on PXR and just
[5:23:21 PM] Speed-X: DAYUM
[5:23:41 PM] Speed-X: Am I the only one who thinks that some of our guys in our forums are like really cute
[5:23:48 PM] Speed-X: even thought hat makes me sound like a cougar
[5:23:48 PM] Speed-X: xD
[5:23:57 PM] Corey: Some are
[5:23:59 PM] Kaoru: rawr
[5:24:00 PM] Corey: and I am a cougar so
[5:24:01 PM] Speed-X: fjfasdfjsdjfklfekfj
[5:24:02 PM] Speed-X: xD
[5:24:06 PM] Speed-X: Corey
[5:24:09 PM] Speed-X: OUT OF F*****G NOWHERE

[SassySnivy]

Oh, look, I have another one. >w> Dragon Master Mike Corey (@ whatever Quinn's PXR username is xD)

[1:05:25 PM] Dragon Master Mike lights chatroom on fire
[1:13:54 PM] Corey bans Dragon Master Mike for arson
[1:16:34 PM] Quinn: nyo ho
[1:19:22 PM] Speed-X:
http://i.imgur.com/V98YwSy.gif
Come on you guysss clearly there's some funny conversations floating around out there

[Bulbasaur]

\banned for posting conversation where funny part is self

[Wander]

it all started with the stoopid hoomin talkin about goin to a mexican restaraunt

get your butts over here Rin Kagamine Sir Sivelos Sonic20

also its super long (as usual //shot)

[1:32:11 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate (rin): we're goin to the Mexican restaurant
[1:32:24 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: although idk what I should eat...=3=
[1:32:37 PM] ya boy noisemaster: tacos obviously
[1:32:46 PM] ya boy noisemaster: thats all you should ever eat
[1:32:54 PM] ya boy noisemaster: screw burritos they never existed ok
[1:32:57 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: XDXD

[1:36:48 PM] FOR THE EMPEROR!!! (sanic): "screw burritos they never existed"
[1:37:11 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they never existed
[1:37:14 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they are good
[1:37:17 PM] ya boy noisemaster: but they never existed

[1:37:59 PM] maxie is not HIS bae (siv): What burritos
[1:38:14 PM] maxie is not HIS bae: Burritos don't exist
[1:38:48 PM] ya boy noisemaster: burritos are extinct
[1:39:01 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they were endangered by
[1:39:03 PM] ya boy noisemaster: tacos
[1:39:07 PM] maxie is not HIS bae: :0

[1:40:24 PM] FOR THE EMPEROR!!!: tacos too good
[1:40:27 PM] FOR THE EMPEROR!!!: 10/10 pls nerf
[1:40:51 PM] ya boy noisemaster: tacos fill u with mtn dew strengths--
[1:41:19 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they have learned the power of mlg noscopes
[1:41:58 PM] ya boy noisemaster: where am i even goin with this

[1:42:46 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: I will now change your name to Burrito Lover
[1:42:52 PM] ya boy noisemaster: NO
[1:42:54 PM] ya boy noisemaster: NONONONONONO
[1:43:01 PM] ya boy noisemaster: NOT THE BURRITOS
[1:43:10 PM] ya boy noisemaster: did you ****ing change my name already--
[1:43:46 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: I didn't make it Burrito Lover
[1:44:08 PM] ya boy noisemaster: omfg //shot
[1:44:13 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: On 1/3/2015, at 16:44, Burritos are amazing and so much better than tacos wrote:
> omfg //shot
[1:44:19 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: ouo
[1:44:19 PM] ya boy noisemaster: OMFG
[1:44:45 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: love you, babe ;3
[1:45:05 PM] ya boy noisemaster: xDD
[1:46:31 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: I should make your name "Rin's Deer Bae Who Loves Burri- I Mean Tacos"
it's long, ridiculous, and mostly true
[1:46:40 PM] ya boy noisemaster: omg

[SassySnivy]

Here's some choice moments from Skype. Language warning.

[10:33:31 PM] Heavenly Dash: >looks at quote thread
[10:33:44 PM] Heavenly Dash: >looks at speed's post before the pcbl one (im guessing)
[10:33:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: speed
[10:33:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: wut
[10:33:50 PM] Heavenly Dash: also corey
[10:33:55 PM] Heavenly Dash: why you be such a cougar
[10:33:59 PM] Speed-X: XD
[10:34:25 PM] Speed-X: The PCBL chat room one is THE best one I've posted up
[10:34:27 PM] Heavenly Dash: whenever i look at the pxr selfie thread though
[10:34:32 PM] Heavenly Dash: this is all i see
[10:34:37 PM] Heavenly Dash: "CALL ME UGLY
[10:34:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: PLEASE
[10:34:41 PM] Heavenly Dash: ITS MY ONE DESIRE
[10:34:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: CALL ME UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

speed im sorry if this sounds weird
[10:36:26 PM] Heavenly Dash: but who do you find cute o-o
[10:36:31 PM] Speed-X: Umm
[10:36:32 PM] Speed-X: Well
[10:36:37 PM] Quinn: what
[10:36:45 PM] Quinn: oh
[10:36:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: if you say me i will ****ing run through a wall
[10:36:49 PM] Speed-X: XD
[10:36:51 PM] Quinn: i read that wrong
[10:37:15 PM] Sabi: [10:36 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< if you say me i will ****ing run through a wallYou'll change into the Kool-Aid Man?
[10:37:24 PM] Speed-X: How could you read that wrong xD
[10:37:28 PM] Heavenly Dash: OH YEAH
[10:37:35 PM] Heavenly Dash: **** i dropped my pitcher
[10:37:37 PM] Sabi: I made that too easy
[10:37:44 PM] Quinn: "where do you find cute? o-o"

make a quote out of this chat
[10:39:05 PM] Quinn: don't even quote this
[10:39:12 PM] Speed-X: Oh believe me I will

u ugly
[10:40:19 PM] Quinn: there
[10:40:23 PM] Quinn: you're welcome
[10:40:23 PM] Heavenly Dash: thank u
[10:40:32 PM] *** Heavenly Dash jumps out window to death cause called ugly ***
[10:40:40 PM] Quinn: $5
[10:40:57 PM] Heavenly Dash: ....if none of you get the reference i will really be sad
[10:41:21 PM] Speed-X: crickets chirp
[10:41:40 PM] *** Heavenly Dash crushes speed along with the crickets ***
[10:41:56 PM] Heavenly Dash: also guys this is what i picture corey as for a cougar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKFTUS1bsM8
[10:42:00 PM] Heavenly Dash: all the guys want him
[10:42:20 PM] Heavenly Dash: including the ground
[10:42:33 PM] Heavenly Dash: btw i have no clue wtf they're saying
[10:42:56 PM] Quinn: http://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo
[10:43:02 PM] Quinn: aeiou
[10:43:02 PM] *** Speed-X comes back to life unscathed ***
[10:43:20 PM] Heavenly Dash: there is only one way to slay speed
[10:43:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: QUICK
[10:43:23 PM] Heavenly Dash: EVERYONE
[10:43:30 PM] Heavenly Dash: THROW ART REQUESTS SHELL HATE DOING
[10:43:33 PM] Heavenly Dash: HUMANS INCLUDED
Speed-X

speed you ever watch sao
[10:48:37 PM] Speed-X: Sao?
[10:48:58 PM] Quinn: sword art online, aka a bad anime
[10:49:06 PM] Quinn: (From what i've heard)
[10:49:32 PM] Heavenly Dash: quinn now you're ****ing around
[10:49:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: who says it's a bad anime
[10:49:39 PM] Heavenly Dash: you
[10:49:46 PM] Quinn: i don't **** around
[10:49:51 PM] Quinn: i don't even ****


[1:06:23 AM] Heavenly Dash: speed did you legit spend about time getting all of the quotes from tonight for one post
[1:08:08 AM] Speed-X: Maybe
[1:08:10 AM] Speed-X: The good ones
[1:08:16 AM] Speed-X: took me five minutes tops xD
[1:08:30 AM] Heavenly Dash: what were the good ones even
[1:09:06 AM | Edited 1:09:41 AM] Sabi: Watch she's gonna quote this too as a reaction quote Saraibre Ryu
Ask and you shall receive ;3

[Dash]

Since Speed-X doesn't get too, i'm gonna leave this here, see if it'll break any more minds.


[1:11:30 AM] Heavenly Dash: how do you quote a quote that wasn't quoted even though that would make the quote not a quote since it wasn't quoted by a quote for a quote so you can't quote the quote of a quote

[SassySnivy]

Warning, language and I didn't bother to manually censor it

Oh my god
[9:45:45 PM] Speed-X: I had no idea I could do this
[9:46:01 PM] Heavenly Dash: hm?
[9:46:04 PM] Speed-X: To quick-lock a thread on PXR, I can double-click the icon by the thread.
[9:46:09 PM] Speed-X: Holy hell
[9:46:13 PM] Speed-X: xD
[9:46:27 PM] Kaoru: wut
[9:46:41 PM] Speed-X: When you're in a forum with the list of threads
[9:47:07 PM] Speed-X: the little ~50x50 icon that says if a thread is locked, moved, new posts, etc
[9:47:10 PM] Speed-X: double-click it
[9:47:17 PM] Speed-X: and it locks the thread if you have mod powers there
[9:47:22 PM] Speed-X: and I had no idea
[9:47:23 PM] Speed-X: xD
[9:47:27 PM] Kaoru: lol
[9:47:29 PM] Heavenly Dash: speed's going crazy
[9:47:34 PM] Speed-X: No really, try it
[9:47:34 PM] Heavenly Dash: she's gotten power hungry
[9:47:37 PM] Heavenly Dash: QUICK
[9:47:37 PM] Speed-X: xD
[9:47:41 PM] Heavenly Dash: GET THE HANDCUFFS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
[9:47:55 PM] *** Speed-X runs off somewhere ***
[9:48:19 PM] Speed-X: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
[9:48:32 PM] Kaoru: U DIRTY HEDGEHOG
[9:48:38 PM] Speed-X: xD
[9:49:09 PM] *** Heavenly Dash grabs speed-x ***
[9:49:15 PM] *** Heavenly Dash throws into prison cage on showdown ***
[9:49:18 PM] Heavenly Dash: you can never leave now
[9:49:18 PM] Heavenly Dash: :I
[9:49:26 PM] *** Speed-X teleports ***
[9:49:34 PM] Speed-X: >:3c
[9:49:48 PM] Heavenly Dash: you can't teleport nerd
[9:49:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: you're only a dark/poison typ
[9:49:57 PM] Speed-X: well
[9:50:13 PM] *** Kaoru throws poison at HD ***
[9:50:13 PM] *** Speed-X used Dig ***
[9:50:33 PM] Sabi: Cloyster can use Teleport
Your argument is invalid
[9:50:37 PM] Heavenly Dash: wut
[9:50:40 PM] Kaoru: :o
[9:50:43 PM] Speed-X: Venomoth can learn Teleport in RBGY
[9:50:44 PM] Speed-X: as a TM
[9:50:45 PM] Heavenly Dash: the literal
[9:50:45 PM] Sabi: Check Veekun fool
[9:50:46 PM] Speed-X: :>
[9:50:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: ****
[9:50:49 PM] Speed-X: xD
[9:51:04 PM] Speed-X: this is too good
[9:51:30 PM] Sabi: HD I know you ASB so you've got no excuse
[9:51:32 PM | Removed 9:51:50 PM] Kaoru: This message has been removed.
[9:51:54 PM] *** Speed-X suspects it's something only ASB'ers will get ***
[9:51:58 PM] Heavenly Dash: fak u dolan
[9:52:20 PM] Sabi: In ASB Pokemon can use moves all the Pokemon can ever possibly know and Teleport is on Cloyster's list
[9:52:44 PM] Speed-X: Ohh
[9:52:45 PM | Edited 9:53:01 PM] Kaoru: oshit
[9:54:15 PM] Sabi: Thsi is how I know this.
[9:54:18 PM] Sabi: So again
[9:54:28 PM] Sabi: Cloyster can use Teleport
Your argument is invalid


I dunno that seemed effective
[10:02:14 PM] Sabi: I don't read them but I'm mildly interested in them
[10:02:35 PM] Sabi: Also why do I have a feeling Speed quoted that whole conversation we just had with the cage and the teleporting cannon shellfish
[10:02:49 PM] Kaoru: xDD
[10:02:52 PM] Speed-X: you know I actually didn't
[10:02:56 PM] Speed-X: BUT THANKS FOR REMINDING ME 8D
[10:03:14 PM] Kaoru: dammit Sabi u had one job
You're welome, Saraibre Ryu ~<3 And Kaoru

[Saraibre Ryu]

Warning, language and I didn't bother to manually censor it



You're welome, Saraibre Ryu ~<3 And Kaoru
Lightning Dash Speed-X Kaoru

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t100/Saraibre/Cloystercanteleport_zpsbefbf766.png

[SassySnivy]

[10:31:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: you guys
[10:31:44 PM] Speed-X: hmm
[10:31:46 PM] Speed-X: ?
[10:31:49 PM] Heavenly Dash: have I told you how much i love rice
[10:33:45 PM] Sabi: No
Please share upoon the PCBL world your extreme enthusiasm and admiration for this edible substance called rice
This had to be shared


Also

still a long way to go xD
[11:15:57 PM] Speed-X: http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?5336-Play-Through-ORAS-as-the-Team-Magma-Leader-Maxie!&p=123341&viewfull=1#post123341
[11:16:08 PM] Speed-X: post of the day
[11:16:23 PM] Speed-X: someone should do this
[11:17:20 PM] Quinn: they also made it possible to mega evolve every pokemon
[11:17:28 PM] Speed-X: huh
[11:17:32 PM] Speed-X: say wha
[11:17:33 PM] Quinn: mega cherrim has wonder guard and its mega stone is BLACKSUNGLASSES
[11:17:42 PM] Speed-X: xD
[11:17:47 PM] Speed-X: and its model is?
[11:17:53 PM] Kaoru: wait wut
[11:17:57 PM] Quinn: cherrim (sunlight)
[11:18:02 PM] Speed-X: pfffffffttthhhhh
[11:18:13 PM] Speed-X: oh plz
[11:18:20 PM] Quinn: mega electivire is just epic, tho
[11:18:29 PM] Quinn: it looks exactly like electivire
[11:18:47 PM] Speed-X: AWESOME
[11:18:51 PM] Kaoru: inb4 its mega stone is electivite
[11:18:57 PM] Speed-X: No
[11:19:00 PM] Speed-X: it's Magnet god**** it
[11:19:06 PM] Speed-X: get your facts straight Kaoru

This happened immediately after
[11:21:04 PM] Speed-X: Also
[11:21:14 PM] Speed-X: http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?515-PXR-Quote-Thread&p=123221&viewfull=1#post123221

I <3 guys
[11:21:34 PM] Speed-X: oh wait
[11:21:39 PM] Speed-X: I <3 u guys
[11:21:42 PM] Speed-X: fsdjfasdfdfsdf
[11:21:47 PM] Speed-X: WHAT THE ****
[11:21:56 PM] Speed-X: I mean it is true I am straight but
[11:22:14 PM] Kaoru: xDDDDDDD

And I JUST lost it

http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?5336-Play-Through-ORAS-as-the-Team-Magma-Leader-Maxie!&p=123342#post123342

I am master of captions
[11:28:27 PM] Speed-X: I was on the brink of losing it
[11:28:31 PM] Speed-X: and I just lost it
[11:28:51 PM] Sabi: Good, that was my intention.
Two minute photoshop job
[11:28:55 PM] Sabi: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
[11:29:06 PM] Speed-X: I CAN'T F*****G BREATHE

Good, clean fun

[4:42:04 PM] Quinn: i'm surrounded by nerds
[4:42:08 PM] Quinn: except for corey
[4:42:31 PM] Quinn: he's an ultra nerd
[4:42:38 PM] Corey: ur about to be ultra banned
[4:43:15 PM] Speed-X: No
[4:43:20 PM] Speed-X: Mega evolved nerd
[4:43:31 PM] Speed-X: MEGA NERD
[4:44:23 PM] Heavenly Dash: he gained an increase stat of +60 nerdiness and +40 pokemon facts
[4:44:37 PM] Quinn: nerd's nerdite is reacting to your mega pocket protector!
[4:44:55 PM] Speed-X: Hwhshwkdnndjshss
[4:44:59 PM] Kaoru: pffffft


Kaoru
[11:13:29 PM] Speed-X: Pokemon Showdown
[11:13:30 PM] Speed-X: now
[11:13:31 PM] Speed-X: xD
[11:14:47 PM] Kaoru: i am ur master
[11:14:58 PM] Kaoru: u cant make me
[11:15:01 PM] Corey: so u wanna be a pokemon master
[11:15:02 PM] Speed-X: ORLY
[11:15:03 PM] Corey: (POKEMON)
[11:15:10 PM] Speed-X: so you wanna be a master of
[11:15:11 PM] Speed-X: pokemon
[11:15:15 PM] Speed-X: do you have the skills to be
[11:15:16 PM] Speed-X: number one
[11:15:23 PM] Corey: pokemon
[11:15:28 PM] Speed-X: we all live
[11:15:30 PM] Speed-X: in a pokemon world
[11:15:32 PM] Corey: pokemon
[11:15:32 PM] Speed-X: i wanna be
[11:15:35 PM] Corey: pokemon
[11:15:36 PM] Speed-X: the greatest master of them all
[11:16:22 PM] Speed-X: We all live
[11:16:26 PM] Speed-X: in a Pokemon world
[11:16:35 PM] Corey: (po-kay-mon)
[11:16:42 PM] Speed-X: put myself to the test and be better than all the rest
[11:16:46 PM] Speed-X: ungh!
[11:16:57 PM] Kaoru: i wanna be the very best
LIKE NO EVA WAS
[11:17:05 PM] Speed-X: BAD KAORU
[11:17:06 PM] Speed-X: wrong song
[11:17:07 PM] Speed-X: xD
[11:17:32 PM] Corey: ur about to be the very banned there ever was

[Noblejanobii]

To explain this before you read this, this was conversation I had last night with a few friends of mine. We were discussing my fear of being murdered by Bonnie from FNAF.

Janobii: I'm even afraid of turning off my bedroom light for fear that like Freddy will think the power's out and come stuff me in a suit.
Awa: Wow that's tough.
Janobii: I know. And I have no idea what to do about this since anytime I Google FNAF I get jump scare gifs WHICH DO NOT HELP.
Awa: well I'll google something for you and see what comes up.
CaffieneAssassin: HAHAHA!! 73^~€
Janobii: Um… caff are you ok?
CaffieneAssassin: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… maybe!
Janobii: maybe?
CaffieneAssassin: You sure aren't though! 739; Afraid of Five Nighttss at Freddddddy's! Ha! It's nott nott even that scary.
Awa: Jan what's wrong with Caff?
Janobii: We've been over this caff. It's not my fault that Bonnie gives me the creeps and that the jerks that call themselves set me up on 4/20 mode without my realizing it.
CaffieneAssassin: WELL YOU SHOULDA REALIZED IT SUCKA!!
Janobii: I don't know Awa. Caff what's wrong with you!
Janobii: AND I WAS IN THE BATHROOM!! HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN!!
CaffieneAssassin: HEEHEEE~ You want to knooooooooooww what is what is what is wrong with me?
CaffieneAssassin: Well
CaffieneAssassin: Well well
CaffieneAssassin: Well well well
Janobii: JUST SAY IT ALREADY!
CaffieneAssassin: Well well well well
CaffieneAssassin: Well well well well well
Awa: We're not going to get an answer anytime soon are we?
CaffieneAssassin: Well well well well well well
Janobii: no I don't think so
CaffieneAssassin: I go back to college tomorrow
CaffieneAssassin: 38;&;@/
Janobii: Uhuh?
CaffieneAssassin: well
Janobii: Oh gosh Caff!!!
CaffieneAssassin: I'm drunk! *rainbows*
Janobii: That explains SO MUCH ON SO MANY LEVELS!!

[SassySnivy]

Oh hai guys! Beware, this one is long. And strong language. We were talking about chili peppers.
Grassy_Aggron
Lightning Dash
Metal Gear Snivy
Saraibre Ryu

So the Carolina Reaper is apparently the strongest chili at about 2 million scoville units

hot damn
[10:03:02 PM] RNG: New target!
[10:03:05 PM | Edited 10:03:13 PM] Sabi: Pun intended
[10:03:10 PM] RNG: Yeah, seriously XD
[10:03:17 PM] RNG: The pepper ITSELF tells you not to eat it.
[10:03:20 PM] Speed-X: Maybe
[10:03:23 PM] Speed-X: >w>
[10:03:53 PM] Sabi: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/544975/posts
[10:04:18 PM] Heavenly Dash: Fun Fact: When I was 6 I swallowed 3 peppers and told my mom like it was nothing :3
[10:04:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: I have no clue what they are to this day
[10:04:44 PM] RNG: Ah. Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper... I got part of the name right. So it looks like the four hottest peppers are
[10:05:16 PM] Heavenly Dash: Doesn't moruga mean murder? Or am I just crazy
[10:05:19 PM] Quinn: "My nose feels like i have been snorting drano"
[10:05:20 PM] Speed-X: OH LAWL

"Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced."
[10:05:24 PM] Quinn: are you sure, frank
[10:05:30 PM] RNG: Ghost Pepper (or Bhut Jolokia) ---> Tinidad Moruga Scorpion ---> Carolina Reaper
[10:05:44 PM] Speed-X: ^
[10:05:47 PM] RNG: Ghost Pepper was dethroned in 2012
[10:05:59 PM] RNG: TMS was dethroned in 2013
[10:06:04 PM] Speed-X: "I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb ***** is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating."
[10:06:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: Daym
[10:06:22 PM] Heavenly Dash: Oh yeah, grassy
[10:06:33 PM] RNG: Reaper is a crossbreed between the Ghost Pepper and a Red Habanero Pepper :P
[10:06:36 PM] RNG: How fitting.
[10:06:37 PM] Heavenly Dash: Make sure you have a glass of water when you do the ghost
[10:06:44 PM] RNG: Bahahahaha, I know what happens.
[10:06:45 PM] Heavenly Dash: The afterburner
[10:06:53 PM] Heavenly Dash: ...isn't that nice
[10:07:53 PM] Speed-X: My ears are ringing, and I can no linger focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! !
[10:07:57 PM] Speed-X: oh my goddddd
[10:07:59 PM] Speed-X: THESE
[10:08:00 PM] Speed-X: ARE
[10:08:00 PM] Speed-X: SO FUNNY
[10:08:19 PM] Quinn: imagine if there was a pepper with hybrid genes Hh where H is flames of hades hot and h please call the fire department
[10:08:27 PM] Quinn: with incomplete dominance


For those of you who don't know
Speed quoted part of this conversation.
This public service announcement was brought to you by me.
;3

[Kaoru]

Hatching Pokemon with Speed-X

[12:49:14 AM] Kaoru: oh wow a 6iv eevee
[12:49:27 AM] Kaoru: he aint havin it
[12:49:29 AM | Edited 12:49:37 AM] Kaoru: xD
[12:49:29 AM] Speed-X: Jnejhwkwuhnaaahjajhjsudhdjje
[12:49:34 AM] Speed-X: o A o
[12:49:52 AM] Speed-X: Unless you clone it xD
[12:49:53 AM] Kaoru: ^
[12:50:08 AM] Kaoru: TO THE CLONING MACHINE
[12:50:15 AM] Speed-X: But seriously holyyyyyyy mother of ****ing **** of all that is godly
[12:51:33 AM] Kaoru: after 29 eggs
[12:51:45 AM] Speed-X: Shiiiittt
[12:51:54 AM] Kaoru: and it's anticipation

[1:15:05 AM] Speed-X: Funny also because I got a bulba with a 0 in Defense
Parent Bulbasaur has a low attack IV but everything else is perfect
[1:15:08 AM] Speed-X: Hahah
[1:15:13 AM] Speed-X: That's pretty rare too :P
[1:15:52 AM] Kaoru: Yeah that is.
[1:16:20 AM] Speed-X: OH
[1:16:21 AM] Speed-X: MY
[1:16:25 AM] Speed-X: ****ING
[1:16:25 AM] Speed-X: GOD
[1:16:33 AM] Speed-X: BWBHHQIJJQNAUJXGCWMWI YZSBKIN2QUBAMSLAZIG3MEYJNDHSHWWJZYYWII.BDF
[1:16:39 AM] Kaoru: ??????
[1:16:40 AM] Speed-X: 6 IV BULBASAUR AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[1:16:48 AM] Kaoru: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[1:16:55 AM] Speed-X: HOLY **** BRUH
[1:17:33 AM] Speed-X: Oh my ****ing God you will not believe this
[1:17:50 AM] Speed-X: I am laughing my *** off right now
[1:17:55 AM] Speed-X: Just guess
[1:18:11 AM] Kaoru: shiny?
[1:18:16 AM] Kaoru: another 6iv?
[1:18:23 AM] Kaoru: both?
[1:18:25 AM] Speed-X: Another 6 xDDDD
[1:18:31 AM] Kaoru: wow
[1:19:10 AM] Speed-X: No if it were a shiny 6 I'd be crying from laughing so hard
[1:19:12 AM] Speed-X: Additionally
[1:19:30 AM] Speed-X: I would probably shout "OH OH OH OH NOW WHAT" so loud
[1:19:35 AM] Speed-X: That I'd wake everyone up
[1:19:41 AM] Kaoru: xDDD

[Death's Spook]

About my tendency to be mean to characters:



[1/23/15 11:46:54 PM] Sabi: The day you get bored being horrible to living things is the day we know someone phished your online accounts
[1/23/15 11:48:36 PM] Death's Spook: Pffffft.
[1/23/15 11:49:49 PM] Sabi: "So how have your characters turned out this time?"
"Oh they made it out fine."
"WHO THE F**** ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH NAR?!"



Saraibre Ryu

[SassySnivy]

That moment when you are going crazy trying to remember what month is between october and november
[4:05:40 PM] Sabi: ...
[4:05:52 PM] Sabi: DM what kind of space time continuum are you effing on
[4:05:59 PM] Dragon Master Mike: All of them
[4:06:05 PM] Quinn: tfw you can't remember octvember
That was an interesting time to hop back into the conversation


[5:53:26 PM] Corey: literally
[5:53:29 PM] Corey: once:
[5:53:57 PM] Corey: "Feraligatr used Ice Fang! Mawile was frozen! Mawile thawed! Mawile flinched!"
[5:54:05 PM] Speed-X: oh my
[5:54:15 PM] Kaoru: so haxy
[5:54:22 PM] Corey: crits everywhere
[5:54:23 PM] Kaoru: hax too OP pls nerf
[5:54:26 PM] Corey: ^
[5:56:13 PM] Corey: MAISON ALLOWS IT
[5:56:27 PM] Corey: LITERALLY ABOUT TO TEAR UP OMFG
[5:56:36 PM] Corey: U HAX-*** TRAINERS GONNA GET IT NOW
[5:56:42 PM] Corey: inb4 i get haxxed to death
[5:56:57 PM] Corey: sylveon is having NONE of your ****
[5:57:43 PM] Corey: the ****ing first thing maison did was taunt sylveon
[5:57:51 PM] Kaoru: xDDDDDD
[5:58:09 PM] Corey: are you fuvcki
[5:58:13 PM] Corey: Iron head
[5:58:14 PM] Corey: >crit
[5:58:18 PM] Corey: Sylvein fainted
[5:58:23 PM] Quinn: Git gud
[5:58:35 PM] Corey: KHGGEWK
[5:58:38 PM] Corey: SUCKER PUNCH
[5:58:39 PM] Corey: CRIT
[5:58:42 PM] Corey: RIP LOPUNNY
[5:58:44 PM] Sabi: I was waiting for Taunt to ruin Corey
[5:58:52 PM] Quinn: "No! You reeled it in to slow!"
[5:58:56 PM] Quinn: i'm calling ba
[5:59:01 PM] Corey: mEGA sLOWBRO
[5:59:01 PM] Quinn: badassery
[5:59:05 PM] Corey: fire blast
[5:59:06 PM] Corey: avoided
[5:59:15 PM] Corey: okay
[5:59:29 PM] Corey: at least mega slowbro can't be critted
[5:59:41 PM] Kaoru: this has been "Corey live Skypes the Battle Maison"
[6:00:15 PM] Sabi: Brought to you by PCBL
[6:00:19 PM] Kaoru: see you on the next exciting installment, "Corey throws his game out the window a car drives over it"
[6:00:28 PM] Corey: no i lost
[6:00:34 PM] Sabi: Co Directed by "That one chick who keeps calling all the bs that's ruining Corey's day"

[SassySnivy]

[9:39:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: You need some fries for that saltiness?
[9:39:24 PM] Queen of Darkness: [9:35 PM] Sabi:

<<< You guys are all just asking to be quoted right now if -someone- hasn't already done it.How? o.o
[9:39:47 PM] SJ: Next thing you know Selkie is sitting on the Quote Thread too
[9:39:48 PM] *** Queen of Darkness masticates through SJ's spiky shield ***
[9:39:56 PM] Speed-X: oh, it's in reference to a certain someone
[9:40:02 PM] Sabi: Speaking of salt

I have renamed certain games to Dark Salts and Dark Salts 2, I'd like to start a trend.
[9:40:15 PM] Queen of Darkness: [9:40 PM] Sabi:

<<< I have renamed certain games to Dark Salts and Dark Salts 2, I'd like to start a trend.Salt's Row IV
[9:40:35 PM] SJ: Super Salty Bros
[9:40:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: Salt of Legends
[9:40:52 PM] Queen of Darkness: League of Salt
[9:40:58 PM] Sabi: Just for Dark Souls
Dark Salts.
[9:40:59 PM] Heavenly Dash: NO
[9:41:23 PM] Queen of Darkness: Salt Simulator
[9:41:29 PM] Queen of Darkness: SaltDad
[9:41:31 PM] Queen of Darkness: I Am Salt
[9:41:37 PM] Sabi: I am---DAMMIT
[9:41:37 PM] Queen of Darkness: Salt Hill
[9:41:47 PM] Queen of Darkness: OutSalt
[9:41:53 PM] Heavenly Dash: Resident Salt
[9:41:54 PM] Queen of Darkness: is an anagram of Outlast
[9:42:02 PM] Queen of Darkness: Salting Mama
[9:42:02 PM] Sabi: Saltlast
[9:42:20 PM] Queen of Darkness: Saltmon: Gotta Salt Them All!
[9:42:22 PM] SJ: Saltcraft
[9:42:35 PM] Sabi: Legend of Salt
[9:42:42 PM] Heavenly Dash: Salterman
[9:42:45 PM] Sabi: What have I started
[9:42:46 PM] Anomalous Object: Final Saltsy
[9:42:48 PM] SJ: ASB - Anime Salt Battling
[9:42:54 PM] Queen of Darkness: The Salt Parable
[9:42:57 PM] RNG: [3:30 PM] Anomalous Object:

<<< 'snow'
seems fairly moderate here
Had zero problems driving homeI...hit the curb a bit hard on the way into the driveway. I'm deathly afraid I damaged by precious vehicle.
[9:43:12 PM] Queen of Darkness: Salt Nights at Freddy's
[9:43:19 PM] RNG: I also locked my brakes up at one point |D
[9:43:25 PM] Speed-X: So for some reason I can't figure out WHO RNG is on PXR. xD
[9:43:27 PM] Anomalous Object: .____.
[9:43:27 PM] RNG: My car did not appreciate that.
[9:43:36 PM] SJ: Salty Aggron
[9:43:36 PM] RNG: The brakepad rumbled.
[9:43:36 PM] Anomalous Object: pump the brakes?
[9:43:37 PM] Queen of Darkness: Team Salt 2
[9:43:41 PM] Speed-X: Oh pffth right
[9:43:42 PM] Speed-X: duh
[9:43:46 PM] Anomalous Object: yeah that happensif you push down too hard
[9:43:46 PM] RNG: It has anti locking. I think it was yelling at me.
[9:43:56 PM] SJ: Saltwriter
[9:43:56 PM] RNG: I couldn't get traction on the road to brake XD
[9:43:59 PM] Queen of Darkness: SaltJay
[9:44:01 PM] SJ: TheoreticalSalt
[9:44:06 PM] Queen of Darkness: Salt Ryu
[9:44:12 PM] RNG: Kia Soul is not four wheel drive ^^'
[9:44:18 PM] Queen of Darkness: Saltbub
[9:44:25 PM] Queen of Darkness: Salt Master Mike
[9:44:26 PM] Anomalous Object: Usually you would start slowing down a lot way before you reach the stop sign
[9:44:31 PM] SJ: Velosalt
[9:44:36 PM] RNG: This was my first time driving in this weather
[9:44:39 PM] Anomalous Object: I think getting an all-wheel drive is good for snow
[9:44:42 PM] Anomalous Object: Ahh
[9:44:44 PM] RNG: I badly underestimated things.
[9:44:49 PM] RNG: It was also night >.>
[9:44:53 PM] Anomalous Object: next time you brake, pump it instead of pushing down continuously
[9:44:59 PM] Heavenly Dash: Could be worst
[9:45:00 PM] RNG: I did pump it once the brake pad shook XD
[9:45:03 PM] Heavenly Dash: You could live in wisconsin
[9:45:04 PM] Speed-X: PUMP IT
[9:45:09 PM] Anomalous Object: wisconsin isn't too bad
[9:45:11 PM] RNG: I lived on the border HD XD
[9:45:16 PM] Anomalous Object: TURN IT UP

HAI DERE I KNOW YOU GUYS CAN SEEE MEEEEE *waves* ohohohoh

Edit: Don't want to make a new post to bring attention to this to make it seem like I only posted that in the skype chat for recognition or something. Just thought this was a nice little exchange and it'd be nice to not lose it. :D


Speed-X: I just want to let everyone know how thankful I am to have all of you in my life. :D
[10:18:12 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: Aww, we love you too :D
[10:28:13 PM] grnjsfekjk: Love thee as well
[10:28:34 PM] Froofy Batwyvern: :D
[10:31:51 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: That awesome feel when friends telling each other how much they love each other in the day of my birth. This chat is full of awesome people :D
[10:32:18 PM] Speed-X: Oh, it's your birthday?
[10:32:19 PM] Speed-X: fdsafsdfsfasdfd
[10:32:23 PM] Speed-X: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[10:32:25 PM] Speed-X: o A o
[10:33:13 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: Thanks you very much! :DDDDDDDDDDDD
[10:33:27 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: ...I am so frigging old now ;w;
[10:34:16 PM] Speed-X: Pffth suuuuurrre xD

[Saraibre Ryu]

Speed-X TheoreticalSelkie ShadowJay Ghostwriter Lightning Dash


Yep I started a trend. I REGRET NOTHING.


I showed the above post to another chat window, and this happened:


[9:09:21 PM] Craig: Skysalt
[9:09:23 PM] Levi: Animal Salting
[9:09:26 PM] Craig: Saltrim?
[9:09:27 PM] Levi: Mega Salt.
[9:09:33 PM] Craig: Super Salt Brothers
[9:09:36 PM] Levi: Or, alternatively, Salt Man
[9:09:38 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): Animal Salting
[9:09:39 PM] Sabi: [9:43:12 PM] Queen of Darkness: Salt Nights at Freddy's
[9:09:42 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): SALT MAN
[9:09:49 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): I'm losing it over here
[9:09:51 PM] Craig: Five Nights at Salty's
[9:09:58 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): yes.
[9:10:00 PM] Craig: Saltbound
[9:10:03 PM] Craig: Saltcraft
[9:10:13 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): Saltbound
[9:10:15 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): good
[9:10:20 PM] Craig: Amnesia: The Salty Descent
[9:10:22 PM] Levi: Kid Salt: Saltrising
[9:10:33 PM] Craig: Mario Salt 7
[9:10:36 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): GOD
[9:10:38 PM | Edited 9:10:46 PM] Sabi: Clearly I have started something that cannot be stopped.
[9:10:42 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): rip
[9:10:53 PM] Craig: Saltlands 2
[9:10:55 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): GOD
[9:11:03 PM] Craig: Saltlunky
[9:11:10 PM | Edited 9:11:12 PM] Craig: The Binding of Salt
[9:11:20 PM] Sabi: The Salting of Isaac
[9:11:28 PM] Craig: The Salting of Salt
[9:11:38 PM] Craig: Salt totally just stopped looking like a real word
[9:11:43 PM] Craig: THE BINDING OF SALT: REBIRTH
[9:11:46 PM] Robert Salazar: Grand Theft Salt
[9:11:52 PM | Edited 9:11:53 PM] Craig: Salt Fandango
[9:11:55 PM] Craig: Salty Island
[9:12:05 PM] Levi: SALT THE HEDGEHOG.
[9:12:05 PM] Craig: Sid Meier's Salt V
[9:12:12 PM] Craig: Saltpoint
[9:12:14 PM] Craig: (Gunpoint)
[9:12:15 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): SALT THE HEDGEHOG
[9:12:15 PM] stuck in robot hell (BonBonne): GOD
[9:12:16 PM | Edited 9:12:17 PM] Craig: NO TIME TO SALT
[9:12:18 PM] Sabi: Sonic the Salthog
[9:12:27 PM] Craig: OH MY GOSH I'M GONNA STREAM THAT ONCE I FINISH HOMEWORK
[9:12:29 PM | Edited 9:12:32 PM] Craig: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
[9:12:42 PM] Sabi: How the hell are you going to stream Sonic the Salthog

[SassySnivy]

Fangirling.

Also I want to shamelessly advertise my friend's art
[12:29:24 AM] Speed-X: http://scittykitty.deviantart.com/art/New-Rival-Shipping-515401745
[12:29:28 AM] Speed-X: NEWRIVALSHIPPING
[12:29:30 AM] Speed-X: Fdsjfkadflkfsadjfdafsdfd
[12:29:30 AM] Speed-X: MY FEELS
[12:29:32 AM] Speed-X: BROKE
[12:29:56 AM] Speed-X: NEWRIVALSHIPPING
[12:29:57 AM] Speed-X: WALLY
[12:30:00 AM] Speed-X: <333333
[12:30:00 AM] Speed-X: OMG
[12:38:01 AM] Quin Decim: Had to read that twice but I think I got it now~
[12:39:07 AM] Sabi: SpeedX.exe has encountered fangirling and needs to close, we apologize for the inconvenience.
[12:39:48 AM] Kaoru: Would you like to close the program or wait for it to respond?
[12:40:16 AM] Speed-X: Oh look, some material
[12:40:24 AM] Kaoru: oh no xF

[SassySnivy]

ray_quazaa

[1:01:32 AM] Neko: -claws at PXR-
[1:01:43 AM] Neko: I vote we spam Ray with all sorts of messages once PXR is back
[1:01:45 AM] Neko: =D
[1:01:53 AM] Neko: To 'test' the forums
[1:02:17 AM] Winter: That's not very nice
[1:04:07 AM] Waluigi: I say we burn the crops
[1:04:28 AM] Neko: BURN EVERYTHING
[1:05:01 AM] FedoraChar: "~They say we're crazy... They say we're crazy~ THEY SAY WE'RE CRAZY. THEY SAY WE'RE
[1:05:12 AM] FedoraChar: CRAZY~"
[1:05:12 AM] Neko: WE ARE CRAZY
[1:05:13 AM] Sabi: No we VM him all the lyrics line by line of the song 'Never Gonna Give you Up' in reverse so they show up in the proper order on his profile.
[1:05:21 AM] Winter: XD
[1:05:21 AM] Speed-X: dsfasdsfadfjsdfasksdf
[1:05:24 AM] FedoraChar: "It's who we are~!"
[1:05:27 AM] Neko: YES
[1:05:28 AM] Neko: OHGAWD
[1:05:29 AM] Neko: WE SHOULD
[1:05:31 AM] Speed-X: THAT IS SUCH WIN~<33333
[1:05:47 AM] FedoraChar: "It doesn't matter if we've gone to far~"
[1:05:58 AM] Speed-X: Doesn't work here, Char xD
[1:06:03 AM] Neko: xD I'm all for it -shot-
[1:06:21 AM] Speed-X: Me too actually. Or do that to someone's profile, I don't care who at this point xD
[1:06:26 AM] Neko: Only if everyone thinks he'll take it in a friendly silly way. xD
[1:06:39 AM] FedoraChar: "Doesn't matter~" Speed ;D
[1:06:52 AM] Sabi: Okay Speed, Neko, you alternate lines from the bottom to the top and it'll be great
[1:07:05 AM] Speed-X: yesss
[1:07:08 AM] FedoraChar: xDDDD
[1:07:13 AM] FedoraChar: You guys go for it
[1:07:16 AM] Speed-X: wait
[1:07:18 AM] FedoraChar: GOPHER IT
[1:07:22 AM] Speed-X: are we serious? xD
[1:07:31 AM] FedoraChar: GOPHER IT FOR REALZ
[1:07:33 AM] Sabi: I was dead serious
[1:07:42 AM] Sabi: Real talk yo
[1:07:56 AM] Speed-X: Like, the WHOLE song?
[1:08:06 AM] Neko: YES
[1:08:11 AM] FedoraChar: Maybe just the chorus? xD
[1:08:29 AM] Speed-X: Maybe let's not repeat the chorus three times like in the song at the end xD
[1:08:35 AM] Sabi: No the whole song
[1:08:35 AM] Neko: We should do this whenever PXR goes down for an extended amount of time
[1:08:47 AM] Speed-X: even though it's not Ray's fault xD
[1:08:52 AM] Sabi: Including the chorus repeats
[1:08:58 AM] Neko: xD It's all in good fun
[1:09:01 AM] FedoraChar: Sabi is merciless xD
[1:09:03 AM] Sabi: You can put the whole chorus in one message though
[1:09:28 AM] Speed-X: THIS IS SO EVIL AND SO GENIUS I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT<33333333
[1:09:30 AM] Sabi: [1:08 AM] FedoraChar:

<<< Sabi is merciless xDThis is true when it comes to music
[1:10:23 AM] Speed-X: too bad the boards won't be opening back up until tomorrow.

Someone's gotta give me the a-okay though tomorrow cause I might actually end up sleeping in. Neko, let's DO THIS THING SYNCHRONIZED

Like, little to no lag inbetween VMs xD
[1:10:47 AM] Sabi: You guys coordinate on skype via private chat
[1:10:53 AM] Speed-X: whoop
[1:10:53 AM] Sabi: Someone take some screenshots and PM them to me
[1:10:58 AM] Speed-X: Oh I will
[1:10:58 AM] Sabi: Make me proud
[1:11:05 AM] Neko: Poke me when it's time

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING 8D

PS DON'T KILL US XDDDD

[ray_quazaa]

Nekomata; Saraibre Ryu; Speed-X;

Neko: Has Ray attempted to murder us yet?
[4:05:38 PM] Neko: I guess we DO deserve it though. xD
[4:09:29 PM] ray_quazaa: ~___~;;;;;;;
[4:09:32 PM] ray_quazaa: 49 notifications
[4:09:38 PM] Neko: We love you. =D
[4:10:11 PM] Neko: (This is definitely what happens when we get bored and start chatting amongst ourselves in the Skype chat. Note the Skype is much quieter when the forums are up)
[4:11:39 PM] ray_quazaa: I read the lyrics backwards
[4:11:41 PM] ray_quazaa: ~__~;;
[4:11:49 PM] Lovecraft: What lyrics?
[4:11:53 PM] Neko: You were supposed to read newest to oldest. xD
[4:11:59 PM] Neko: Go check Ray's visitor messages, Love
[4:12:01 PM] ray_quazaa: YEAH... WELL REVERSE LOGIC

[Sonic20]

it all started with the stoopid hoomin talkin about goin to a mexican restaraunt

get your butts over here Rin Kagamine Sir Sivelos Sonic20

also its super long (as usual //shot)

[1:32:11 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate (rin): we're goin to the Mexican restaurant
[1:32:24 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: although idk what I should eat...=3=
[1:32:37 PM] ya boy noisemaster: tacos obviously
[1:32:46 PM] ya boy noisemaster: thats all you should ever eat
[1:32:54 PM] ya boy noisemaster: screw burritos they never existed ok
[1:32:57 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: XDXD

[1:36:48 PM] FOR THE EMPEROR!!! (sanic): "screw burritos they never existed"
[1:37:11 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they never existed
[1:37:14 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they are good
[1:37:17 PM] ya boy noisemaster: but they never existed

[1:37:59 PM] maxie is not HIS bae (siv): What burritos
[1:38:14 PM] maxie is not HIS bae: Burritos don't exist
[1:38:48 PM] ya boy noisemaster: burritos are extinct
[1:39:01 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they were endangered by
[1:39:03 PM] ya boy noisemaster: tacos
[1:39:07 PM] maxie is not HIS bae: :0

[1:40:24 PM] FOR THE EMPEROR!!!: tacos too good
[1:40:27 PM] FOR THE EMPEROR!!!: 10/10 pls nerf
[1:40:51 PM] ya boy noisemaster: tacos fill u with mtn dew strengths--
[1:41:19 PM] ya boy noisemaster: they have learned the power of mlg noscopes
[1:41:58 PM] ya boy noisemaster: where am i even goin with this

[1:42:46 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: I will now change your name to Burrito Lover
[1:42:52 PM] ya boy noisemaster: NO
[1:42:54 PM] ya boy noisemaster: NONONONONONO
[1:43:01 PM] ya boy noisemaster: NOT THE BURRITOS
[1:43:10 PM] ya boy noisemaster: did you ****ing change my name already--
[1:43:46 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: I didn't make it Burrito Lover
[1:44:08 PM] ya boy noisemaster: omfg //shot
[1:44:13 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: On 1/3/2015, at 16:44, Burritos are amazing and so much better than tacos wrote:
> omfg //shot
[1:44:19 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: ouo
[1:44:19 PM] ya boy noisemaster: OMFG
[1:44:45 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: love you, babe ;3
[1:45:05 PM] ya boy noisemaster: xDD
[1:46:31 PM] stoopid loominarty hoomin incarnate: I should make your name "Rin's Deer Bae Who Loves Burri- I Mean Tacos"
it's long, ridiculous, and mostly true
[1:46:40 PM] ya boy noisemaster: omg

I'M TOO BUSY BEING DEAD TO DO THAT.

But here, take this.
- The Wrath of Icy -
[2/26/2015 6:20:00 PM] ehhhh: WHY ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING WITHOUT MEEEEE
[2/26/2015 6:19:39 PM] Sanic: IDK
[2/26/2015 6:20:00 PM] ehhhh: I AM JUST SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW--
[2/26/2015 6:20:07 PM] Sanic: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
[2/26/2015 6:20:11 PM] Sanic: SORRY Q_Q
[2/26/2015 6:20:12 PM] ehhhh: GAAAHH
[2/26/2015 6:20:43 PM] Sanic: WELL HAVING YOU NOT SEND A LINK OR SAY ANYTHING IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR A WHILE SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE NOT PRESENT
[2/26/2015 6:25:58 PM] ehhhh: ur ded--
[2/26/2015 6:26:06 PM] ehhhh: the bOTH OF YOU--
[2/26/2015 6:26:08 PM] Sanic: in hell together
[2/26/2015 6:26:16 PM] ehhhh: together forever
[2/26/2015 6:39:11 PM] Sanic: *realizes you're in lobby*
[2/26/2015 6:39:14 PM] Sanic: WELP TIME TO GO TO DINNER
[2/26/2015 6:39:19 PM] ehhhh: WOOOOWWW
-- one dinner later --
[2/26/2015 7:04:51 PM] Sanic: are u still mad
[2/26/2015 7:05:12 PM] ehhhh: not really anymore--

[Corey]

[1:12:18 AM] Kaoru: so whats new
[1:12:26 AM] Corey: I'M DEAD INSIDE
[1:16:40 AM] Kaoru: other than that

I lost a beloved Pokemon in the Communitylocke and this is how Kaoru treats me. </3

[SassySnivy]

[10:54:17 PM] FedoraChar: Simba: What's that shadowy place over there?
Mufasa: That's the comment section. You must never go there, Simba
[10:54:18 PM] Speed-X: Sure it might not be good, but it's not the worst thing ever, is basically what I guess I'm trying to say.
[10:54:22 PM] Speed-X: hahahaah
[10:54:25 PM] Speed-X: So true
[10:55:36 PM] Neko: xD
[10:55:45 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: [10:54 PM] FedoraChar:

<<< Simba: What's that shadowy place over there?
Mufasa: That's the comment section. You must never go there, SimbaI once saw one joke very similar to this one. Except that it said "9-gag" instead of "comment section"
[10:55:59 PM] velojello: XD
[10:56:20 PM] FedoraChar: It's a meme used for pretty much everything xD
[10:57:29 PM] Speed-X: The comments section is always so tempting though >w>
[10:57:45 PM] Neko: It just reminds me how stupid and intolerant people can be. X_x
[10:57:53 PM] Speed-X: Yup yup yup
[10:57:58 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: Mufasa: Look Simba, everything the light touches is Tumblr.
Simba: What about that shadowy place?
Mufasa: That's the SJW section. You must never go there Simba.
[10:58:05 PM | Edited 10:58:10 PM] Speed-X: hehehehehe
[10:59:30 PM] Neko: It's not a REAL comment section without
- The overly religious person
- The athiests who think all religious people are like the one above
- Someone stirring political drama
- The ignorant person who has no idea what is going on
- The person trying to race bait
- The people taking the race bait
- SJWs
[10:59:38 PM] Neko: Seriously, we can make bingo cards out of comment sections
[11:00:00 PM] Speed-X: Somehow, this conversation has reminded me of something. Does anyone remember that movie from the late 90s called "Antz"?
[11:00:03 PM] FedoraChar: "Why can't we be friends~ Why can't we be friends~"
[11:00:16 PM] FedoraChar: Nope
[11:00:20 PM] Neko: Though better not count on the row that says 'logical and mature debate' - you'll never check that box
[11:00:26 PM] FedoraChar: I heard of it, though, but never watched it
[11:00:30 PM] Neko: ^
[11:01:05 PM] Sabi: I've seen it.
[11:01:07 PM] Speed-X: Man. I watched that when I was a kid.

Then I rewatched it a couple years ago and David and I were both pointing out ALL the things that are wrong with it and why it would get a PG-13 rating nowadays. xD
[11:01:15 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: [10:59 PM] Neko:

<<< It's not a REAL comment section without
- The overly religious person
- The athiests who think all religious people are like the one above
- Someone stirring political drama
- The ignorant person who has no idea what is going on
- The person trying to race bait
- The people taking the race bait
- SJWsDon't forget the idiot who keeps complaining about MLP/Frozen/whatever happens to be mainstream at the time complaining about how said thing is overrated and how dumb the fans are and yadda yadda.
[11:01:24 PM] Neko: xD
[11:01:27 PM] Speed-X: x]
[11:01:37 PM] *** Kaoru enters ***
[11:01:43 PM] Speed-X: SJW Bingo. I like that idea!
[11:01:44 PM] Kaoru: what a buncha jokers
[11:01:47 PM] Neko: OH- and the homophobics who somehow blame them xD
[11:01:49 PM] *** Kaoru leaves ***
[11:02:05 PM] Speed-X: hahahah
[11:02:09 PM] Neko: Then the person who tries to force their opinion down everyone's throats without listening to the opposing argument
[11:02:23 PM] Speed-X: This conversation is just making me giggle hardcore
[11:02:26 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: While providing little to no backing of their own claims
[11:02:35 PM] Neko: I read a lot of comment sections for some reason
[11:02:38 PM] Neko: It's... a lot of hate.
[11:02:44 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: Me too
[11:03:05 PM] Speed-X: It's just so tempting to read...
[11:03:07 PM] Neko: Oh- and the entitled people
[11:03:08 PM] ☆彡 Nai Shiro: Wait
[11:03:23 PM] Neko: Who think they deserve xxx because of xx event that happened 100+ years ago
[11:03:33 PM] ☆彡 Nai Shiro: Do people in America not have Maltasers and Cadbury?
[11:03:35 PM] Neko: or the entitled people who think they deserve xx for whatever stupid reason in general
[11:03:36 PM] Arrow-Jolteon: the ones in Youtube are some of the worst: more than half the time you will find comments having zero to do with whatever the video is about.
[11:03:44 PM] Speed-X: And the people on Youtube who call animal abuse on any video so long as it includes an animal in any way, shape, or form
[11:04:00 PM] Sabi: [11:01 PM] Arrow-Jolteon:

<<< Don't forget the idiot who keeps complaining about MLP/Frozen/whatever happens to be mainstream at the time complaining about how said thing is overrated and how dumb the fans are and yadda yadda.Or that 1% who actually comment on the video.
Nekomata FedoraChar Arrow-Jolteon Kaoru Saraibre Ryu

[SassySnivy]

Dragon Master Mike Grassy_Aggron Saraibre Ryu


[3/24/2015 8:43:06 PM] Sabi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwOH3YsraNs
[3/24/2015 8:43:36 PM] Dragon Master Mike: lmao
[3/24/2015 8:44:30 PM] Dragon Master Mike: lmfao "mom I kill people"
[3/24/2015 8:45:14 PM] Sabi: No keep going it's amazing
[3/24/2015 8:47:07 PM] Dragon Master Mike: "I have saved the life of a monster" lmfao
[3/24/2015 8:47:30 PM] Dragon Master Mike: lmfao I'm dying
[3/24/2015 8:47:42 PM | Edited 8:47:46 PM] Dragon Master Mike: I haven't laughed so hard at anything in so long
[3/24/2015 8:48:17 PM] Sabi: Awesome XD
[3/24/2015 8:50:44 PM] Speed-X: On 3/24/2015, at 5:32 PM, Speed-X wrote:
> Anyone else addicted or been addicted to Cookie Clicker? xD I have been on and off. This is one of my "on" periods. :P

And then, when put through Bad Translator, you get this:

Foreign partners is not correct, or cookies, or something else? xD, I have to say that this is one of the time. :P
[3/24/2015 8:54:14 PM] Speed-X: That video
[3/24/2015 8:54:16 PM] Speed-X: I just died
[3/24/2015 8:56:02 PM] Sabi: Have you seen any more of them by that YouTuber?
[3/24/2015 8:58:09 PM] Cami: [Tuesday, March 24, 2015 8:39 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< cami where is your precious
or master...? Hrm?
[3/24/2015 8:58:58 PM] Heavenly Dash: i was going on about your comment
[3/24/2015 8:59:03 PM] Heavenly Dash: you reminded me of dobby
[3/24/2015 8:59:13 PM] Heavenly Dash: and whats his name from LotR
[3/24/2015 8:59:54 PM] Anomalous Object: Gollum
[3/24/2015 9:00:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: yeah gollum
[3/24/2015 9:00:19 PM] Heavenly Dash: anyways im gonna try sleeping im exhausted
[3/24/2015 9:00:20 PM] Heavenly Dash: night
[3/24/2015 9:00:36 PM] Cami: Hehehehehe XD
[3/24/2015 9:00:44 PM] Cami: Night XD
[3/24/2015 9:02:25 PM] Speed-X: Have you seen any more of them by that YouTuber?Looking up more videos right NAO
[3/24/2015 9:02:37 PM] Speed-X: Night LD!
[3/24/2015 9:10:19 PM] Speed-X: I'll Make A Man Out Of You

Look up that one. Oh my goddd
[3/24/2015 9:10:45 PM] Sabi: Is one of my favs XD
[3/24/2015 9:11:06 PM] Speed-X: I'll post a link for everyone else
[3/24/2015 9:12:27 PM] Speed-X: Wait. First, if you're an mlp fan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmHAqgAFt6E
That is awesome
[3/24/2015 9:12:48 PM] Speed-X: Now here it is:
[3/24/2015 9:12:48 PM] Speed-X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRLreV7uVy0
[3/24/2015 9:23:06 PM] Cami: Lost it at "Once you have a soul, you are acidic"
[3/24/2015 9:24:44 PM] Sabi: My favorite line is coming up in the song still XD
[3/24/2015 9:25:21 PM] Sabi: "With all the force of an angry campfire"

Not my top favorite but it's another one XD
[3/24/2015 9:25:46 PM] Cami: "Have all the capabilities of a large hurricane" is actually pretty intimidating. ^ Then it gets followed with that line and that intimidation gets thrown out the window.
[3/24/2015 9:26:11 PM] Cami: I'm going to get a Flareon and name it Angry Campfire now.
[3/24/2015 9:26:25 PM] Cami: Something adorable.
[3/24/2015 9:28:31 PM] Cami: Sadly, I must go now. My planet bed needs me.
[3/24/2015 9:28:31 PM] Speed-X: So go home, in a six pack, up yours!
[3/24/2015 9:28:45 PM] Speed-X: With all the strength of a raging fire beetles
[3/24/2015 9:28:49 PM] Cami: Also I must say, that was one of the most interesting usages of tornado I have ever heard
[3/24/2015 9:29:03 PM] Cami: The other being Mater from Cars... "I'm happier than a tornada in a trailer park!"
[3/24/2015 9:29:13 PM] Cami: XD
[3/24/2015 9:29:40 PM] Cami: Anyway! I'm off. Sabi, I am totes showing that cat picture and that time lapse video to my mom XD
[3/24/2015 9:30:12 PM] Sabi: Do eeeeet
[3/24/2015 9:30:18 PM] Speed-X: Good lord

The others aren't as quite as funny as those two, though, sadly. Except "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?"

Anna goes from "Snow Male" to "Yeti" to "Snow Corporation"

Gamefreak needs to get all up in that ****

Goodnight! :D
[3/24/2015 9:30:43 PM] Cami: I'll get to the Safari Runs soonish, guys. With any luck, I should be able to get to them Thursday.
[3/24/2015 9:30:46 PM] Sabi: "Snowman Corporation:
[3/24/2015 9:31:03 PM] Cami: Snowman Corporation sounds like an abominable place to work.
[3/24/2015 9:31:11 PM] Cami: THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

AND


Oh my ******* god.
[2:07:20 PM] Speed-X: Mark needs to stop being so adorable
[2:07:29 PM] Speed-X: I'M MARRIED GDI
[2:07:45 PM] Speed-X: I have a hardcore crush and I hope it goes away soon. :<
[2:09:21 PM] Quinn: i have a crush on anyone who
[2:10:01 PM] Speed-X: Huh
[2:55:47 PM] Sabi: Well he is cheating with puppies, Speed
[2:55:56 PM] Speed-X: hahahah
[2:56:14 PM] Speed-X: I mean I'm already married for god's sake, let's have this crush go away pls xD
[2:56:26 PM] Heavenly Dash: no
[2:56:33 PM] Heavenly Dash: you must always crush on mark
[2:56:34 PM] *** Dragon Master Mike throws kittens at everyone ***
[2:56:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: it is a rule of the universe


Oh my god!!!! I SAW THE MOST EPIC BOLT OF LIGHTNING EVER RIGHT BEFORE I PARKED IN MY DRIVEWAY
[8:34:20 PM] Cami: Way to divide the conversation, guys.
[8:34:20 PM] Heavenly Dash: i dont even care for homestuck but this is pretty accurate
[8:34:32 PM] Heavenly Dash: go stand near the lightning spot speed with a hanger
[8:34:39 PM] Heavenly Dash: you may get a shocking experience
[8:35:02 PM] Heavenly Dash: you'll also go fast!
[8:35:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: .....to the hospital
[8:35:15 PM] Speed-X: Dajdkwbdj
[8:35:18 PM] Heavenly Dash: but youll be fast!
[8:35:21 PM] Speed-X: XD
[8:35:22 PM] Cami: My stepfather was hit by lightning on the flightline.
[8:35:35 PM] Cami: Thumb was stuck in the "thumbs up" position for a week.
[8:35:41 PM] Speed-X: Oh wow.
[8:35:42 PM] Heavenly Dash: lol
[8:35:44 PM] Cami: It also melted his headphones off...
[8:35:50 PM] Heavenly Dash: at least it wasnt a highfive position
[8:35:56 PM] Heavenly Dash: or a middle finger
[8:36:02 PM] Sabi: [8:33 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< this is how i imagine sabi to her parentsOh if only... luckily I live with my Oma now so it's cool
[8:36:15 PM] Speed-X: But it just danced around in the sky like makes explosion noises

And it lasted a good 5 seconds
[8:36:24 PM] Cami: Considering he's the type who rearranges Christmas ornaments with letters on them to spell naughty words and giggles about it...
[8:36:35 PM] Cami: I imagine he'd get a kick out of getting stuck with the bird up.
[8:36:51 PM] Speed-X: Hahah
[8:37:04 PM] Heavenly Dash: secretly it was zapdos doing the bird
[8:37:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: @speed
[8:37:19 PM] Heavenly Dash: pokemon are real, they just hide them from us
[8:37:20 PM] Speed-X: Whoo
[8:37:27 PM] Cami: I just remember that AFV video. Wasn't so much funny as "HOLY-"
[8:37:30 PM] Sabi: Speed witnessed a perfect example of Nature going

YOU
SHALL NOW PAAAAAARK
[8:37:51 PM] Cami: The couple kissed, and right as they did so a bolt of lightning struck where their lips touched in the background. It was like Mother Nature approved XD
[8:38:03 PM] Heavenly Dash: we need a quote thread for all this junk
[8:38:07 PM] Sabi: Has anyone seen the AFV of the guy throwing things at a beehive and there is an IQ meter slowly dropping through the whole thing?
[8:38:36 PM] Sabi: we need a quote thread for all this junkDid you forget Speed was in this chatroom.
[8:38:47 PM] Heavenly Dash: like just this chat
[8:38:47 PM] Sabi: Because she is
[8:38:49 PM] Cami: We're going to be famous for all the wrong reasons.
Yes. Yes we are, Cami. THANKS TO ME 8D


[5:08:12 PM] Dennis Andreas Jansen: Do you know who Mullah Krekar is?
[5:08:17 PM] Speed-X: nah
[5:08:20 PM] Dennis Andreas Jansen: ok
[5:08:21 PM] Speed-X: who is it?
[5:08:23 PM] Speed-X: a;.
[5:08:25 PM] Speed-X: * :>
[5:09:00 PM] Dennis Andreas Jansen: Hes a terrorist dude from iraq who lives in Norway. He has been in jail 51 times and he is my prof pic XD
[5:09:12 PM] Speed-X: Oh wow
[5:09:13 PM] Lovecraft: a White person full of cash
[5:09:18 PM] Lovecraft: ba dum tss
[5:09:27 PM] Speed-X: Oh wow
[5:09:30 PM] Speed-X: you just WENT THERE
[5:09:32 PM] Speed-X: xD
[5:09:37 PM] Dennis Andreas Jansen: ...
[5:09:38 PM] Lovecraft: moolah cracker
[5:09:55 PM] Anomalous Object: Why is he your profile picture .___.
[5:10:15 PM] Dennis Andreas Jansen: Nobody will ever know...
[5:10:19 PM] Speed-X: I can't believe no one else finds that absolutely hilarious xD
[5:10:31 PM] Speed-X: That's going in the quote thread.

[Bulbasaur]

"malphite me bro" - Dragon Master Mike proceeding me getting pwnt by Malphite in League.

[Dragon Master Mike]

"malphite me bro" - Dragon Master Mike proceeding me getting pwnt by Malphite in League.
Bulbasaur You should know that Lightning Dash said it first. I don't want to be taking credit for something he came up with.

[Dash]

"malphite me bro" - @Dragon Master Mike (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/member.php?u=461) proceeding me getting pwnt by Malphite in League. Dragon Master Mike Bulbasaur
go diana hole

[Bulbasaur]

Dragon Master Mike Bulbasaur
go diana hole
I'll bashe your head open.

[Dragon Master Mike]

This happened afterwards Lightning Dash

lmao HD. "Go Diana hole."
[2:49:07 PM] Heavenly Dash: i garen-tee its a good pun
[3:08:58 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Nunu, I disagree
[3:09:13 PM] Heavenly Dash: that was horrible
[3:09:19 PM] Heavenly Dash: you could elise try a little
[3:10:06 PM] Heavenly Dash: it just doesn't feel ezreal otherwise
[3:10:11 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Come on, you wanna fight? Let's rumble.
[3:11:22 PM] Heavenly Dash: my Brand wouldn't allow it
[3:11:34 PM] Heavenly Dash: you got Annie thing else or are we done here?
[3:11:39 PM] Dragon Master Mike: I don't care, we are going to fight annieway
[3:11:47 PM] Dragon Master Mike: damn it you beat me to using annie
[3:11:53 PM] Heavenly Dash: hahahaha
[3:12:03 PM] Heavenly Dash: this is why we haven't killed each other yet
[3:12:14 PM] Heavenly Dash: ouo
[3:12:57 PM] Heavenly Dash: I hope you don't get hit by Karma.
[3:13:25 PM] Heavenly Dash: otherwise i may have to lee sin your house
[3:13:56 PM] Dragon Master Mike: We shall wage warwick on each other. I shall burn your home to Ashe.
[3:14:17 PM] Heavenly Dash: that would be too much of a ryze in the economy
[3:14:32 PM] Heavenly Dash: i hope you're going to post this to the quote thread
[3:14:40 PM] Heavenly Dash: i will be sad otherwise
[3:15:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: unless you want to see me do a twitch stream
[3:15:18 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Urgot it.
[3:15:25 PM] Heavenly Dash: just remember
[3:15:31 PM] Heavenly Dash: urgot thi-
[3:15:33 PM | Edited 3:15:45 PM] Heavenly Dash: dammit

[SassySnivy]

[2:30:28 PM] Dragon Master Mike: What the actual **** just happened
[2:30:39 PM] Heavenly Dash: er, what?
[2:30:44 PM] Dragon Master Mike: I was playing a song on my guitar and suddenly I forgot it as if I had never learned it in the first place
[2:30:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: okay?
[2:30:54 PM] Dragon Master Mike: Well, not literally as if i had never learned it in the first place
[2:31:03 PM] Sabi: Brain died
[2:31:10 PM] Dragon Master Mike: But like, one second I'm playing, then the next I can't remember how I played the part I just finished playing
[2:31:43 PM] Heavenly Dash: sabi. can ye approve my egg if ya haven't already
[2:33:02 PM] *** Sabi has no idea what she's doing with the Daycare but will try regardless ***
[2:37:31 PM] Sabi: Okay I did it
[2:40:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: thanks
[3:10:15 PM] Kaoru: omg sabi
[3:10:23 PM] Kaoru: "green sky noodle"
[3:10:27 PM] Kaoru: wtf
[3:10:49 PM] Kaoru: (rofl)
[3:11:35 PM] Speed-X: Wait what
[3:12:08 PM] Kaoru: she sent me a PM on reserving rayquaza
[3:12:17 PM] Kaoru: and she called it the "green sky noodle"
[3:12:20 PM] Speed-X: Oh my god
[3:12:28 PM] Speed-X: That is so Sabi
[3:13:54 PM] Heavenly Dash: damn green sky noodle
[3:14:11 PM] Heavenly Dash: stop messing with my blue soup bowl and red lizard
[3:14:34 PM] Kaoru: wtf
[3:14:37 PM] Kaoru: xD
[3:14:52 PM] Sabi: BUT IT IS
[3:14:57 PM] Kaoru: pffffft
[3:15:13 PM] Heavenly Dash: sorry, *red ground lizard
[3:15:27 PM] Heavenly Dash: thats the only way to amuse her
[3:16:32 PM] Speed-X: Soup bowl?
[3:16:37 PM] Sabi: But yeah I finished my armaldo so I can take the green sky noodle now.
[3:17:00 PM] Kaoru: you might wanna fix your sprites sabi
[3:17:06 PM] Kaoru: dey be broke
[3:17:09 PM] Sabi: Yeah some of those are old sprites
[3:18:29 PM] Sabi: Tho when you combine green sky noodle, brothy blue whale and red clay bowl lizard
You get godly ramen.
[They legit use fans in some ramen shops to blow on your ramen noodles to cool it off so this is 100% legit]
[3:19:14 PM] Anomalous Object: That was the weirdest thing I skipped down to
[3:19:24 PM] Sabi: You're welcome
[3:19:28 PM] Kaoru: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
[3:19:29 PM] Sabi: Scroll up
[3:19:42 PM] Kaoru: speed
[3:19:51 PM] Kaoru: put this in the quote thread
[3:20:17 PM] Sabi: Karou
Why would Speed not put this in the quote thread.
You say that like she doesn't quote things.
[3:20:36 PM] Kaoru: but i wanted her to put this convo up
[3:21:09 PM] Speed-X: Man I haven't quoted in ages I should do that
Kaoru Saraibre Ryu Lightning Dash Dragon Master Mike

[Bulbasaur]

[4/23/2015 2:13:10 PM] Speed-X: F*** genwunners.
[4/23/2015 5:53:20 PM] EB: say that to my face l00ser
[4/23/2015 5:53:36 PM] Kaoru: f*** genwunners
[4/23/2015 5:53:38 PM] Lovecraft: f*** genwunners
[4/23/2015 5:53:45 PM] EB: I hate you all

[SassySnivy]

We were kinda talking about the new Banjo Kazooie-like game called "Yooka-Laylee" being released and this happened:

[3:38:46 PM] Neko: I feel so happy now.
[3:38:51 PM] Neko: This is... rare.
[3:38:55 PM] Neko: xD Ohgawd
[3:39:02 PM] Neko: THAT WASN'T MEANT TO BE A PUN
[3:40:28 PM] Speed-X: ahahahahah
[3:40:48 PM] Speed-X: That's getting quoted

Nekomata

[SassySnivy]

What we at Team Awesome (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?6452-WAR-Team-Awesome) do in our spare time. (Talking about Cards of Humanity and voice chatting and I originally thought they meant like right now I was like sure I'm all game)


[12:45:57 AM] Sabi: Caleb be more awake tomorrow
[12:46:07 AM] Sabi: Because I said so, no questions asked

[12:46:19 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: IT IS A QUARTER TO 2 IN THE MORNING

[12:46:32 AM] Sabi: BE MORE AWAKE

[12:46:33 AM] Speed-X: Oh **** xD

[12:46:37 AM] Sabi: I DIDN'T SAY WHEN

[12:46:39 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: DONT YOU TELL ME WHAT

[12:46:49 AM] Sabi: JUST BE MORE AWAKE

[12:46:49 AM] Speed-X: pffth

[12:46:57 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: I WILL SIT HERE
[12:47:12 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: AND I WILL KEEP TOSSING POPCORN ON THE HEAD OF MY HEDGEHOG
[12:47:24 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: AND BE MILDLY AMUSED BY HIS REACTIONS

[12:47:27 AM] Sabi: WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET A HEDGEHOG

[12:47:37 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: I GOT HIM FOR MY BIRTHDAY
[12:47:51 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: HIS NAME IS LUIGI

[12:47:53 AM] Sabi: COOL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU UNINFORMATIVE JERK

[12:48:09 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: AND HE HATES BEING HELD
[12:48:16 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: SO IT SUCKS AND IM SAD
[12:48:28 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: BUT HE LIKES TO SLEEP

[12:48:29 AM] Speed-X: MAKE HIM GET USED TO IT
[12:48:35 AM] Speed-X: SAY HEY
[12:48:44 AM] Speed-X: YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE BEING HELD WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT

[12:48:48 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: DONT YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS AT ME
[12:48:51 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: DAS MY JOB

[12:48:57 AM] Sabi: YES SHE CAN CAUSE I SAID SO

[12:49:01 AM] Speed-X: WHAT I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL SHOUTING

[12:49:07 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: I'M OLDER THAN YOU!

[12:49:18 AM] Sabi: AGE IS IRRELEVANT

[12:49:22 AM] Speed-X: WHO CARES <3

[12:49:27 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: TOTES RELEVANT

[12:49:44 AM | Edited 12:49:53 AM] Sabi: ONLY IN A COURT OF LAW AND I DON'T SEE ANY PHOENIX WRIGHT UP IN DIS

[12:49:47 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND MY FAVORITE PASS TIME IS POKEMON GAMES
[12:49:56 AM] The Awesome X-Kun: WHAT DA FUQ

[12:50:08 AM] Speed-X: Oh my god guys I'm dying over here
[12:50:09 AM] Speed-X: Uh
[12:50:10 AM] Speed-X: I mean

[12:50:16 AM] Sabi: You don't know what that is

[12:50:17 AM] Speed-X: OH MY GOD GUYS IM DYING OVER HERE

[HKim]

So are you trying to make the rest of us Jelly of Team Awesome?

[Noblejanobii]

So I was having fun in a livestream and this just sorta happened at 3 am.

http://i.imgur.com/0Jp8etC.png

I have no regrets.

[Death's Spook]

[9/12/15 11:09:35 PM] velojello: Sorry, I can’t listen to that right now.
[9/12/15 11:09:49 PM] velojello: There’s a song playing from Prince of Egypt.
[9/12/15 11:10:05 PM] Death's Spook: I SEND A PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE
[9/12/15 11:10:10 PM] Death's Spook: INTO YOUR HOUSE INTO YOUR BED
[9/12/15 11:10:18 PM] velojello: There can be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiracles
[9/12/15 11:10:20 PM] Death's Spook: INTO YOUR STREAMS INTO YOUR STREET.
[9/12/15 11:10:26 PM] velojello: When you beeeeeeeeeeelieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
[9/12/15 11:10:29 PM] Death's Spook: INTO YOUR DRINK INTO YOUR BREAD
[9/12/15 11:10:47 PM] Death's Spook: UPON CATTLE AND ON YOUR SHEEP
[9/12/15 11:10:53 PM] velojello: (Are you)
[9/12/15 11:10:59 PM] Death's Spook: UPON YOUR OXEN IN THE FIELD
[9/12/15 11:11:02 PM] velojello: (Are you quoting this from memory?)
[9/12/15 11:11:07 PM] Death's Spook: INTO YOUR DREAMS INTO YOUR SLEEP.
[9/12/15 11:11:17 PM] Death's Spook: UNTIL YOU BREAK UNTIL YOU YIELD
[9/12/15 11:11:23 PM] Death's Spook: (I'm)
[9/12/15 11:11:30 PM] Death's Spook: *(Um.)
[9/12/15 11:11:33 PM] Death's Spook: (Maybe?)
[9/12/15 11:11:50 PM] velojello: (That’s impressive)
[9/12/15 11:11:58 PM] Death's Spook: I SEND THE SWORD I SEND THE HOARD THUS SAAAAAAAAYETH THE LOOOOOOOOORD
[9/12/15 11:12:52 PM] Death's Spook: From here I'm more shaky.
[9/12/15 11:12:58 PM] Death's Spook: YOU WHO I CALLED BROTHER.
[9/12/15 11:13:03 PM] velojello: Once I called you brother
[9/12/15 11:13:08 PM] Death's Spook: OH.
[9/12/15 11:13:12 PM] velojello: Once I thought a chance to make you laugh was all I ever wanted.
[9/12/15 11:13:20 PM] velojello: And even now, I wish that God had chose another.
[9/12/15 11:13:37 PM] velojello: Serving as your foe on His behalf is the last thing that IIIII wanteeeeed
[9/12/15 11:13:49 PM] Death's Spook: Thus sayeth the Lord Thus sayeth the Lord
[9/12/15 11:14:22 PM] Death's Spook: I send a hail of burning ice on every hill on every town.
[9/12/15 11:14:24 PM] velojello: This was my home
[9/12/15 11:14:34 PM] velojello: All this pain and devastation, how it tortures me insiiiide
[9/12/15 11:14:52 PM] velojello: All the innocents who suffered, from your stubbornness and priiiiiide!
[9/12/15 11:15:07 PM] Death's Spook: I send the locusts on the wind such as the world has never seen on every leaf on every stalk until there's nothing left of green!
[9/12/15 11:15:43 PM] velojello: You who I called brother, why must you call down another blow?
[9/12/15 11:15:49 PM] velojello: Leeeet my people goooooooooooo!
[9/12/15 11:16:11 PM] Death's Spook: I send my scourge I send my sword
[9/12/15 11:16:25 PM] Death's Spook: Thus sayeth the Looooord.
[9/12/15 11:16:47 PM] velojello: YOU WHO I CALLED BROTHER, HOW COULD YOU HAVE COME TO HATE ME SO
[9/12/15 11:16:51 PM] velojello: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
[9/12/15 11:17:12 PM] Death's Spook: I send the swarm I send the horde.
[9/12/15 11:17:28 PM] velojello: THEN LET MY HEART BE HARDENED, AND NEVERMIND HOW HIGH THE COST MAY GROW
[9/12/15 11:17:35 PM] velojello: THIS WILL STILL BE SO-O-O
[9/12/15 11:17:45 PM] velojello: I WILL NEVER LET YOUR PEOPLE GOOOOOOO
[9/12/15 11:17:52 PM] Death's Spook: Thus sayeth the Lord.
[9/12/15 11:18:51 PM] velojello: I WILL NOT LET (LET). YOUR (MY). PEOPLEEEEEEE. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9/12/15 11:19:29 PM] Death's Spook: LET. MY. PEOPLEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Prince of Egypt is an awesome movie.

[Bulbasaur]

Eric: have you ever farted and actually have it smell good?
Mike: uhm
Mike: That is the weirdest question I have ever been asked

[Corey]

"Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk" -Trainer17

[Elbub]

"Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk" -Trainer17

Brings a tear to the eye every time. So deep.

[Trainer17]

"Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk" -Trainer17
XD DANG IT! Xanthe u made this famous!!1 and thank u Corey. Here's another deep message from my tapa siggy.

Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk

[Noblejanobii]

"Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk" -Trainer17

Such a moving post

[Elbub]

Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk

https://i.imgflip.com/z5a75.jpg

[Trainer17]

Such a moving post
Why thank you noble ♡[emoji14]
https://i.imgflip.com/z5a75.jpg
*heavy breathing*

Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk

[Saraibre Ryu]

This is what happens when I'm on my pun game. Velocity Death's Spook

[8:19:06 PM] Sabi: http://prnt.sc/az9vip

Everyone should click this link
[8:19:24 PM] Death's Spook: YES
[8:19:32 PM] velojello: …
[8:19:33 PM] velojello: …
[8:19:35 PM] velojello: …
[8:19:49 PM] Sabi: There are two kinds of people in this world
[8:20:23 PM] velojello: How the hell though…?
[8:20:31 PM] Sabi: Photoshop, probably
[8:20:52 PM] velojello: Point
[8:21:27 PM] Sabi: Literally
[8:21:56 PM] velojello: DAM U SABI
[8:22:59 PM] Sabi: Yes, iSabi
[8:23:05 PM] Death's Spook: I can only think of one way to generate hydroelectricity from Sabi.
[8:23:11 PM] Death's Spook: And it's kinda disgusting actually.
[8:23:27 PM] Death's Spook: So I think I'll pass on damming her.
[8:23:44 PM] Sabi: Sorry I leak sarcasm.
[8:24:11 PM] Death's Spook: I was actually speaking literally. XD
[8:24:47 PM] Sabi: You could say I was trying to divert your literal idea to a more non literal one, but I do leak sarcasm.
[8:26:23 PM] velojello: Water you talking in italics for, Sabi?
[8:26:51 PM] Sabi: To keep the thoughts fluid.
[8:27:09 PM] velojello: But you’re already overflowing with ideas!
[8:27:49 PM] Sabi: I know, but we can't have my mind freezing up now.
[8:28:11 PM] Death's Spook: I have a solution!
[8:28:33 PM] Sabi: Is it alcohol
[8:28:35 PM] velojello: Well, don’t let me stop you now.

[Bulbasaur]

OMEGLE FUNZEEZ PART ONE: FINDING JOHN


You: hey John
Stranger: hi john
You: i'm not John
You: you are
Stranger: no, you are. im zeus
You: ...i've been wrong about that my whole life?
You: why didn't someone tell me
Stranger: nobody wanted you to know your true destiny
You: oh wow
You: *epic score plays*
You: i will fulfill my destiny!
Stranger: you shall my brother! go now, defeat the *insert monster* and become the true hero of camp halfblood!
You: ...i will!
Stranger: Good! may the wind be in your sails. avenge your fathers death and come back a true warrior
You: i shall!
You: :D

You: hey John
Stranger: Megan
You: oh
You: hey Megan
Stranger has disconnected.

You: hey John
Stranger: What lol
You: you must be John!
Stranger: I am not John hha who is that
You: apparently not you

You: hey John
Stranger: hi
Stranger: any boy want to chat?
You: yes, i bet there are boys that want to chat
Stranger: if so kik me then
You: ok if i come across any ill let you know

[Fate]

Lunar Latias Undyne

[12:16:26 AM] Fate: ...oh my god
[12:16:29 AM] Fate: OH MY GOODD
[12:16:32 AM] Gemma: WHAT
[12:16:39 AM] Fate: I was just singing the Pokemon theme
[12:16:43 AM] Fate: And I got to the line
[12:16:49 AM] Fate: "I know it's my destiny"
[12:17:08 AM] Fate: And I only JUST realized it's what Xanthe was referencing when she made the announcement for my modship
[12:17:18 AM] Gemma: …
[12:17:24 AM] Fate: I'M SO SLOW
[12:17:24 AM] Gemma: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
[12:17:28 AM] Gemma: HOW MANY DAYS
[12:17:34 AM] Gemma: DID THAT TAKE YOU?
[12:17:41 AM] Fate: I thought she was just making a fate joke!
[12:17:52 AM] Gemma: Well it was in part, that’s why it was so funny XD
[12:18:00 AM] Fate: I'M SO SLOOOWWW

[Chibi Altaria]

I still can't believe it took you THAT long Fate. XD And you're usually the first one to be on top of jokes!

[Suicune's Fire]

YAY I'M FUNNY! Slipping in a pokemon joke and a Fate joke all in one. ;D And hey, better late than never, right? XD

[Suicune's Fire]

[10:57:25 AM] Biotic Flareon: Also yesterday Dad was talking about how, for packaging, Netherlandians use popcorn instead of that toxic foam stuff, and emphasised how smart that was and how there's no pollution. And I was like "YAAAAAAAS GO EPICA." XD
[10:57:34 AM] Fate‏‪: ...
[10:57:41 AM] Fate: EDIBLE
[10:57:44 AM] Fate: ‪‫PACKAGING
[10:57:46 AM] Biotic Flareon: YES
[10:57:47 AM] Fate: THAT'S BRILLIANT
[10:57:48 AM] Biotic Flareon: AND NO POLLUTION
[10:57:55 AM] Biotic Flareon: Although I did sometimes eat those foam things
[10:58:07 AM] Biotic Flareon: You know the ones that are like giant pieces of rice?
[10:58:12 AM] Fate: Netherlandians xP
[10:58:17 AM] Fate: Yup!
[10:58:18 AM] Biotic Flareon: XD WELL WHAT ARE THEY
[10:58:21 AM] Fate: UH
[10:58:22 AM] Fate: DUTCH
[10:58:24 AM] Biotic Flareon: ...........
[10:58:34 AM] Biotic Flareon: oh my god.
[10:58:34 AM] Fate: OH MY GOD XANTHE xD


Fate

[Fate]

-DIES AGAIN-

It's okay, Xanthe! Netherlands, Dutch, Holland--who can keep up?

[Noblejanobii]

*CAH Black Card comes up*

Janobii: Xanthe Suicune's Fire: Oh my god!

[Suicune's Fire]

*CAH Black Card comes up*

Janobii: Xanthe Suicune's Fire: Oh my god!
It's more like when you say Zayneth. XD IT'S YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

[Noblejanobii]

It's more like when you say Zayneth. XD IT'S YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

There's never a time when Zayneth isn't the answer.

[SassySnivy]

This just happened and I HAVE to post this

[12:01:58 AM] Biotic Flareon: Also I found it really rude that one time you were abusive to Sam
There's even footage
http://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/gallery/237174_170x100.png
[12:02:49 AM] Biotic Flareon: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/983/439/c16.gif
He was rude back, don't worry Suicune's Fire Trainer17

[Trainer17]

This just happened and I HAVE to post this
Suicune's Fire Trainer17
You two make my day. Without fail xD ♡♡♡ you both!!!!!

Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk

[SassySnivy]

You two make my day. Without fail xD ♡♡♡ you both!!!!!

Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk

But I didn't even do anything xD

[Bulbasaur]

[9:05:47 PM] <Michael> woo first cafd czar
[9:05:56 PM] <Michael> gdi ths keyboard iw hqrd to type with
[9:35:34 PM] <Michael> MNIT I USED A BKANK CARD FOR THAT
[9:53:34 PM] <Michael> wo1\o!

[Noblejanobii]

"How did you not see the one vending machine absconding into the night?"

Prop hunt is just a gold mine.

[[Desolate Divine]]

"Xanthe... DId you stick a picture of a cock in my PXR post...?"


http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/Wisteria1995/BFFF5D1C-49FE-4E94-87D2-6B0D7FCF09ED_zps44zyszb8.jpeg (http://s58.photobucket.com/user/Wisteria1995/media/BFFF5D1C-49FE-4E94-87D2-6B0D7FCF09ED_zps44zyszb8.jpeg.html)

Suicune's Fire

[AD]

Ded. Pure ded.

[SassySnivy]

[11:01:42 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): God kiwifar.ms can be really funny sometimes but sometimes they're pretty pathetic. Sometimes they show that they have as little of a grasp on reality as the people they insult. Makes me think, I guess y'all are still yung'ins too huh
[11:01:51 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): Or extremely right-winged people
[11:01:53 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): or both
[11:02:03 PM] Kest :}: ive never been there what is that
[11:02:05 PM] Kest :}: also
[11:02:11 PM] Kest :}: I listened to that and it was hilarious
[11:02:34 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): Originally meant as the forum for the cwcki (chris-chan) but has branched out to other lolcows ever since
[11:02:45 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): *Goes on a rant about how people from either side of an extreme is bad* (tbh censored because hell this is way too freaking controversial for PXR if I want to keep my reputation. Also it was decently worded and well thought-out*
[11:04:29 PM] Kest :}: ew
[11:04:32 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): kinda pissed me off tbh
[11:07:27 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): Like ok it's a paraphilia whoop-dee-doo. And it's *insert more eloquent and well-thought out ranting here*
[11:08:01 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): It's just ****ed up
[11:08:14 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): If people looked at things in a more objective and neutral light our world would be a better place
[11:08:39 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): Don't support them and tell them to keep doing what they do because that will only further and further encourage them to be like, "Well maybe it IS okay if I..."
[11:08:47 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): But don't tell them to ****ing kill themselves either
[11:08:48 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): especially
[11:08:52 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): if they're trying to get help.
[11:08:58 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): like wtf? They're people.
[11:12:53 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): Sorry I just can't stand either extreme. The answer to a problem is NEVER black or white.
[11:13:00 PM] Kest :}: AGREED
[11:13:12 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): okay good cuz you got like all quiet and I was like, uhhh...
[11:13:23 PM] Kest :}: I was waiting for you to finish
[11:13:31 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): Oh ahahah I was done xD
[11:13:33 PM] Kest :}: so I could slap my stamp of approval on it
[11:13:37 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): BAM
[11:13:48 PM] Kest :}: also I was putting the PMD: EoS soundtrack playlist on shuffle c'x
[11:13:52 PM] Kest :}: more fun than expected
[11:14:55 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): I get kiwifar.ms likes to be funny and offensive and crude but sometimes I think they take themselves way too damned seriously

Which isn't good for kiwi because like seriously...it's a community built upon the research and documentations of all of the antics of CHRIS-CHAN.

Though don't get me wrong: kiwifar.ms Tumblr section IS A HUGE SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT. :D
[11:15:23 PM] Kest :}: >shuffle playlist
>plays first song and then last and stops
Riveting.
[11:15:33 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): ffffffff
[11:15:34 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): xD
[11:15:40 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): STANDING OVATION
[11:16:00 PM] Kest :}: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOA3mXoj0Fo
[11:16:06 PM] Kest :}: that's my favorite ****ing song
[11:16:13 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): You know what's funny? I'm legit drunk and have been this entire time
[11:16:16 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): oooh let's see
[11:16:20 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): god I love eos' music
[11:16:28 PM] Kest :}: rest in peace
[11:16:29 PM] Kest :}: same
[11:16:32 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): ohhhh
[11:16:34 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): xD
[11:16:39 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): asdfasdf
[11:16:41 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): OH MY GOD
[11:16:53 PM] Sarah (Speed-X): Now I see what you mean



TL;DR: Evidently if I put my mind to it I can be a very intelligent drunk. PLOT TWIST

[Suicune's Fire]

I only JUST found this for some reason. It was back from 2014.

Dragon Master Mike: China actually is going to the moon
Biotic Flareon: XDDD
THE WHOLE OF CHINA
Mike: THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WILL LIFT OFF THE GRPUND AMD FLY TO THE MOON
Arrow-Jolteon: TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BYEETCH!

[Arrow-Jolteon]

I only JUST found this for some reason. It was back from 2014.

@<a href="http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/member.php?u=461" target="_blank">Dragon Master Mike</a>: China actually is going to the moon
Biotic Flareon: XDDD
THE WHOLE OF CHINA
Mike: THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WILL LIFT OFF THE GRPUND AMD FLY TO THE MOON
@<a href="http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/member.php?u=369" target="_blank">Arrow-Jolteon</a>: TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BYEETCH!
WARNING, the following video contains foul language, viewer discretion advised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY

[Noblejanobii]

"A is a stupid number!" - My Calculus tutor

[Noblejanobii]

Quotes from Rust:
NobleJanobii: So yeah I think we should just stay close to-BEAR BEAR!!
Azura: What- oh welp now I'm dead.
NobleJanobii: *nopes out of this situation*
Azura: Hey I spawned right back at the lighthouse. I'm gonna go after the bear.
NobleJanobii: No don't- actually you know what go for it.
Azura: Why did that bear attack us anyway?
NobleJanobii: It's because we have a campfire going in tall grass. It's Smokey the bear. Only you can prevent wildfires mother****er.
NobleJanobii: Wait, Azura where are you?
Azura: On the other side of the house.
NobleJanobii: Okay, because the bear is like right next to me and I don't see you. Oh wait there you are. And the bear just disappeared- BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR
Azura: What? *gets rekted by a second bear*
NobleJanobii: THERE'S TWO BEARS THERE'S TWO BEARS SMOKEY THE BEAR BROUGHT REINFORCEMENTS ERIC GET OVER HER FASTER

Later after Chakra reached us:
NobleJanobii: So we can head- Smokey the bear SMOKEY THE BEAR
Azura: What- *gets rekted*
Chakra: *deals with the bear*
NobleJanobii: *flees*

Later whilst explaining the situation of Smokey the Bear to my roommates who heard me screaming...
NobleJanobii: So then this second bear shows up and *dies laughing as Azura struts past my screen with no pants on* Azura why did you just do that?

And various other quotes:

NobleJanobii: IT'S THAT HORSE! I'M GONNA GET THAT HORSE!

NobleJanobii: I WAS GOING THIS WAY AND YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO TURN AROUND! You realize this is why Smokey the Bear found us right?

NobleJanobii: Yo, I'm pretty sure this is where I died to Smokey the Bear the first time we played this.

Chakramaster: Just so you know, I only have seven bullets left.
NobleJanobii: That's only enough for one Smokey the Bear.

NobleJanobii: So apparently, if you are only wearing two pieces of clothing, the helicopter won't come after you.
Chakramaster: all because I wanted to wear some boots.

NobleJanobii: You see this boneclub I got? It's from that horse.

Azura: No don't go chase after that deer! That's the direction of the army base!
NobleJanobii: *Proceeds to chase after deer anyway*

Chakramaster: You're on fire! YOU'RE ON FIRE!
NobleJanobii: *gets off campfire* ..............No I'm not. You didn't see that.
Chakramaster: I heard you burning!
NobleJanobii: NO YOU DIDN'T! *runs to a different campfire*

NobleJanobii: Yo I think I see the helicopter but I'm not sure. Either that or it's the moon.
Azura: I'm taking off my pants just in case.

Chakramaster: I'm starting to realize why making a base in the desert is a bad idea.
Azura: How so?
WOLF AND COYOTES HOWL AND YIP IN THE DISTANCE
Chakramaster: If we have to defend ourselves against that all night then I can see why.
Later...
LOUD GROWLING AND HOWLING AND BITING NOISES
Chakramaster: .....
Azura and NobleJanobii: That didn't sound good. Eric?
Azura: You good?
Chakramaster: Not really, I'm almost dead.
NobleJanobii: Why did you scream for help!

[[Desolate Divine]]

The irony. Gets me every time...


...Also remember to make ONE POST and edit your quotes into them!

[Bulbasaur]

Krakatoa: hi elbusby
Krakatoa: i thought of something funny
Krakatoa: elbusby on my way
Elbub: Hello
Elbub: Wha?
Krakatoa: you know the saying "i best be on my way"
Elbub: Yeah
Elbub: Oh I see
Krakatoa: why am i like this

[Elbub]

Krakatoa: hi elbusby
Krakatoa: i thought of something funny
Krakatoa: elbusby on my way
Elbub: Hello
Elbub: Wha?
Krakatoa: you know the saying "i best be on my way"
Elbub: Yeah
Elbub: Oh I see
Krakatoa: why am i like this

I think the best part was at the end when I (accidentslly) didn't respond for over 24 hours and just left you there.