Make a Wish!

[Lovecraft]

No correlation whatsoever to the Make a wish foundation.

It's a very simple game, just make a wish!
The catch is, the next poster will corrupt your wish a la smart aleck genie!

Ex.:


I wish for a nice pie!

Granted, it appears right on your hand, burns it and falls on the floor. You should have wished for it on a plate.
I wish for a car.


To begin us off, I wish for a car.

[ZrowNoodles]

Granted, it appears right before you and you get in happily. Only to get arrested for grand theft auto before even starting it up. You should have wished for a car of your own.

I wish for water.

[PTGigi]

Just as you wished, water appears! A whole lot of it. A flood you might say. You and all your possessions are washed away.

I wish for a friendly dragon pet ;D

[Lovecraft]

Granted, shame it's friendly to me and not friendly to you.

I wish for chocolate.

[ZrowNoodles]

Granted. Shame though, that you get poured hot chocolate fudge onto you.

I wish for knowledge! . U.

[PTGigi]

Granted! Though this knowledge is too much for one human to handle so you implode. <3

I wish for socks i should wear socks more often my feet are cold

[Lovecraft]

Granted, they're full of holes though.

I wish for a working 3ds.

[Rival Max]

Granted but your eyes fall out so you can only hear the sound.

I wish for lots - o - money!

[Lovecraft]

Granted, a rain of coins fall on you, hurting and suffocating you.

I wish for an easter egg.

[Rival Max]

Granted, the egg busts open and you find the dead easter bunny inside..lol sorry that was dark

I wish for a free trip around the world safely !

[Lovecraft]

You get that free trip, shame it happened at hte speed of light and took less than 1ms.

I wish for cake.

[Silverclaw]

granted but it was old and very crusty.

i wish for a new gpu

[Dash]

I got you a general popcorn salter. Not exactly a GPU, but hey close enough.

I wish for more posts :D

[Rival Max]

Wish granted but your posts end up another forum not effecting your post count.

I wish to own a penguin

[Neo Emolga]

You get your penguin, but he's socially awkward and doesn't like to step outside.

I wish for wings to fly.

[Rival Max]

Granted but they end up being tiny and on your feet so when you fly you having to upside down.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was..

[Neo Emolga]

You become the very best, like no one ever was... at cleaning public bathrooms with your tongue.

I wish I had the power to transform into a dragon.

[Rival Max]

Granted but the dragon turns out to be 3 inches tall and cant really harm anything.

I wish to live next to the best pizza place in the world!

[Neo Emolga]

(Would still be okay with that XD)

Granted, but the prices are ridiculous and you now have noisy apartment neighbors that have cats and babies that wake everyone up in the middle of the night.

I wish I could be a rock star.

[Rival Max]

Granted you are turned into a rock shaped like a star and sold to tourists.


I wish to be giving the gift of super vision!

[Neo Emolga]

Granted, but it allows you to look it people's private lives and the things you see traumatize you for life.

I wish for awesome artistic talent!

[Rival Max]

Granted but you can only really draw things that are in bad taste and no one likes your art.

I wish I was still in my mid 20s..lol

[Neo Emolga]

(So do I...)

Granted, but you forget everything you learned since then and life simply repeats itself exactly the same way it did before up until now.

I wish I won that $5000 a week for life lottery game.

[Rival Max]

Granted but you develop a $5000 dollar a week gambling habit and never win.


I wish HBO would stream it shows like netflix and at the same cost!

[Neo Emolga]

Granted, but they've included interupting video pop up and banner ads that appear all over the place while watching.

I wish I had a fulltime job at Hershey.

[Rival Max]

Granted but you find out the horrors of how its made and you no longer want to eat their products


I wish to become the fastest man in the world.

[Dash]

Granted, but no one can see you do anything fast. That sucks.

I wish to meet a PXR staff member :P

[Rival Max]

Granted ! but it turns out Kenny is a killer robot!


I wish I had the best Job in the world.

[dannysmith]

I want to catch all pokemos into the pokebox

[Ladybugclue]

I'll grant both of your wishes! Granted! Turns out the best job in the world is super fun and all but for some reason is another universe and you can never get home! And other person, Granted! But you get turned into one of the Pokemon and are stuck in a pokeball forever....

I wish to see a real nyan cat!

[ArchieNorris]

I wish for an amazing game series.