The Last Poster Wins (Remix)

[Rival Max]

This is the LPW thread for dummies. The rules are slightly different.


1. If no one has posted in 24 Hours after your post. You win!
2. The previous winner can not reset stop clock. Anyone else including yourself posting again can!

[Rival Max]

Hall of winners !
brandon_g 3/9/15
Shadow Tracker 3/10/15
Ghostwriter 3/14/15
brandon_g 3/15/15

[Caite-chan]

Hey this might not take forever and a half.

[Rival Max]

Thats why I created it! Because the other one will never freakin end with SS and Tazz posting in it every hour..lol

[Caite-chan]

We just need to have Ray turn the boards off. xD

[Rival Max]

hahah yup

[Caite-chan]

Or we could just ban them. Muahahahaha.

[Rival Max]

Oh yeah! Temp bans for 48 hours to SS and Tazz!!

[Caite-chan]

Trip and fall on the lifetime ban button.

[Sir Sivelos]

Guilty as charged. Heheheheh.

Also, please don't--

[Caite-chan]

The way you two post it makes it seem like you have no life. xD

[Sir Sivelos]

Ouch. I'm hurt.

[Dash]

Could be worst, you could not have a life like me ;D

[Caite-chan]

I have no life other than when I work. I hardly ever log out.

[Dash]

I don't even log out at school Caite, so good luck owo

[Caite-chan]

I'm the only one that uses MY laptop so I never log out of anything and forget most of my passwords.

[Rival Max]

Haha could be even worse..you could have to type with your nose.

[Caite-chan]

No that would just be me smacking my face into the keyboard.

[Sir Sivelos]

Don't do that, guys. It hurts.

[Caite-chan]

And here I thought it would tickle...lol.

[brandon_g]

Sounds fun and easier to win!

[Sir Sivelos]

It sounds like the ACTUAL Last Poster Wins has become the Homestuck of this forum. What a shame.

[Caite-chan]

Sounds like I'm just going to win this. xD

[Sir Sivelos]

*puts hand next to ear* ...I don't hear anything.

[Ganyu]

So I just have to wait for most of y'all to sleep? Cool.

[Rival Max]

Yup! This thread will have a winner before avengers 2 comes out.

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm beginning to think a 6-hour time limit is a bit ludicrous. It makes it too easy!

[brandon_g]

Why would you think such a thing?

[Sir Sivelos]

It makes it too easy. I admit, 48 hours is a bit much, but 6 hours is too little. 24 hours seems better to me. It's a good balance of simplicity and challenge.

[Rival Max]

Its a game section! The point is to encourage activity. The main thread is boring. Its mostly just tazz spamming the forum with murder stories.

[Sir Sivelos]

Myeh.

Also, what? Murder stories??

[brandon_g]

Mmhmmmm....

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm, hm hm mm.

[brandon_g]

Double mhmmhmm hmmm mhhhm.... O.o

[Ganyu]

You sound like the Pyro

[Sir Sivelos]

Excuse me, I only dabble in pyromania every other Tuesday.

[Ganyu]

Well the Pyro talks in "Mmhms"

[Rival Max]

hahaha almost had a winner !

[Caite-chan]

Yeah almost but not really. xD

[brandon_g]

Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades!

[Sir Sivelos]

And 100 Percent counts in full horses.

[brandon_g]

As long as you mean Mustang (the car) horses.

[Sir Sivelos]

No, I meant actual, equine Horses.

Neigh.

[brandon_g]

Well I meant premum Mustangs :D.

[Sir Sivelos]

Can yours travel back to the future via Flux Capacitor? I don't think so.

[Rival Max]

pfft the 1980s called they want their time travel devices back...

[brandon_g]

It can with it's powerful engine.

[Sir Sivelos]

*breaks through wall* THIS GAME AIN'T OVER YET! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Ganyu]

HOW COULD YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?

[Sir Sivelos]

No, I broke through the BRICK Wall.

There's a difference.

[legendary_addict]

Oh. That was a close one though. I couldn't have won xD

Nah jks. But we're talking about cars now? .3.

[Ganyu]

Maybe.

[Caite-chan]

We should talk about something more important............like me. :D

[Ganyu]

Who?

[legendary_addict]

Butbutbut.....my win.

[brandon_g]

Think again!

[Ganyu]

But are we really thinking here? :p

[Caite-chan]

What's there to think about?

[Anubis]

Nothing!

[Caite-chan]

There's always something to think about.

[Anubis]

That is true. Sometimes there's too much to think about.

[Caite-chan]

Boy don't I know that. xD

[Anubis]

There are somedays when I can't even focus on anything because there are so many thoughts running through my head. I find it mainly happens when I'm really tired.

[brandon_g]

Just popping in :D.

[Caite-chan]

Yeah me too...then again I'm always on. xD

[brandon_g]

Just popping in again!

[Ganyu]

Pop goes the weasel.

[legendary_addict]

Pop rocks.

[Ganyu]

Two genres in a post!

[legendary_addict]

Pop rocks.

[Caite-chan]

We call it Pop here in the Midwest.

[brandon_g]

Well whatever its called does not matter. It is just a name.

[Anubis]

I call all sodas either "soda" or "Coke". And I call ice cream floats "Coke floats".

[Caite-chan]

We call it whatever pop we use...Root Beer Floats mostly.

[Ganyu]

Pop is a drink.

[brandon_g]

Pops in and out like a ghost.

[legendary_addict]

Pop rocks. Okay I'll stop now xD

I luv Root Beer. Just leaving that here .3.

[Caite-chan]

I really want some Root Beer now....lol.

[Ganyu]

Do we have a winner? :D

[Anubis]

I don't know.

[brandon_g]

Yes we do...

[Rival Max]

Hey everyone!

[brandon_g]

Hey Max!

[Ganyu]

Do we have a winner? ;)

[brandon_g]

Yes...

[Sir Sivelos]

Nah.

[Rival Max]

Nope, we dont

[Ganyu]

I hope someone wins.

[brandon_g]

Someone will. :D

[Ganyu]

I think so too.

[Anubis]

Hi everybody!

[Ganyu]

Bonjour.

[Caite-chan]

YAY for getting more shinies...lol.

[brandon_g]

Holla! :D

[legendary_addict]

Oh uhh You won?

[Ganyu]

Three wins already?!

[legendary_addict]

Ikr

[Ganyu]

Has another person won already?

[brandon_g]

Try again

[Rival Max]

Brandon added you to the hall of fame!

[legendary_addict]

This became so easy for some people xD

[Rival Max]

You are right! I increased the time to 12 hours.

[brandon_g]

Oh I won! YAYYYY

[Sonic20]

But you won't win again!

I think.

[Rival Max]

no one will hahahahaha ...well maybe

[brandon_g]

Well since I can not reset the clock right now (as the most recent winner) I will defintelly not be winning this round. :|

[Ganyu]

That's true.

[Rival Max]

Well since I can not reset the clock right now (as the most recent winner) I will defintelly not be winning this round. :|

You are not the most recent winner...lol

[brandon_g]

Then who is O.o?

[Rival Max]

Then who is O.o?

I am ;) from yesterday !

[Ganyu]

-claps-

[legendary_addict]

Well then.

[Ganyu]

*yawns*

[brandon_g]

Why are you all so tired?

[Rival Max]

I dont know...but also this yawning makes me tired.

[legendary_addict]

.3.

[Chakramaster]

but yawning is good for you

[Ganyu]

*yawns*

[brandon_g]

No you will never win!

[Ganyu]

No you will never win!

Too late. :d

[brandon_g]

No it isn't...

[Rival Max]

Ghost was added to the front page!!!

[brandon_g]

Still not too late to be prevented from doing it again!

[Ganyu]

We have another winner~

[Rival Max]

We have another winner~

yicks this is too easy....scratches head. This game is no popular enough yet. Looks like the time is being extended again.

[brandon_g]

How long now?

[Rival Max]

How long now?

18 hours ..haha still trying to figure out the pefect amount of time to make this a real challenge.

[legendary_addict]

But. How about 24? 18 is still pretty easy.

[Ganyu]

Inb4 this becomes like the normal LPW.

[Rival Max]

Lets see how 18 does? I think 18 might be a little tougher..If its to easy will settle with 24 hours.

[legendary_addict]

Cool xP

[Rival Max]

Yup..now we just need something to talk about :P

[Ganyu]

Let's talk about death.

[brandon_g]

So how is everyone's Saint Patricks day/ Tuesday going?

[Rival Max]

Death huh...like the death of a personality or inspiration ? or psychical death ;)

and happy saint patty day!

[Ganyu]

Happy Clovers and Shamrocks Day~

[Rival Max]

Smamrocks all around!!

[brandon_g]

Good luck to me...

[Rival Max]

Yup, good luck to all of us !

[brandon_g]

Not so fast...

[legendary_addict]

Nyehh

[Rival Max]

Good stop!

[legendary_addict]

It was close. Now what? XD

[brandon_g]

Nothing...

[Ganyu]

Did I miss anything?

[Rival Max]

Did I miss anything?

you won!

[brandon_g]

Yes..me winning again. I think... *Counts on fingers

Edit: I must admit now Dredd has me confused. *Scratches head*

[Ganyu]

you won!
Nah, I did not.

[Rival Max]

Nah, I did not.

yeah you did no one posted for a day after your post ;) Brandon is not the winner.

[brandon_g]

Well it seems now you are the winner Max.

[Rival Max]

yup im the big winner of life ;)

[brandon_g]

Not for much longer...

[Ganyu]

Oh, wow.

[brandon_g]

NO NO you dont.

[Ganyu]

Was that a win? :p

[brandon_g]

Darn you!

[Rival Max]

Who has won ??

and the time has finally been boosted up to 24 hours. This thread is getting no love!

[brandon_g]

Ghostwriter has definitelly won again! My settings button is failing me! I stoped him once and it didnt tell me he posted again afterwards. UGGHHHH

[Neo Emolga]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES.

Ah, this trophy will do just fine in my amassing collection.

[brandon_g]

Thats if you get it :P

[Neo Emolga]

*Takes it back*

Hands OFF! Mine now. Go run along now and grab an ice cream or something.

[brandon_g]

Nope think again.

[Neo Emolga]

Now you're just being pesky.

I'm taking this back. You should know better than to take things from their proper owner!

[brandon_g]

No... I am simply preventing you from getting it. I already have one of my own *Points to front page*.

[Neo Emolga]

You already have one!? Pft, then you don't need another! What would you do with two of them, use them as wedding cake toppers?

Therefore, I'm taking it and putting it in a nice, secure place. Go run along now. Go try catching a shiny Pokemon or play hopscotch.

[legendary_addict]

......blank never loses .3.

[Neo Emolga]

No! No! No!

Mine! Mine! Mine!

[brandon_g]

I am not trying to win another, simply trying to keep you from GETTING one :D.

[Neo Emolga]

Ha, that's what you think! I just got one step closer!

[brandon_g]

Or so you thought...

[Neo Emolga]

*Bonks Brandon down*

There, now go nap for a while!

[Rival Max]

haha bonks ?
http://www.gagagames.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bonksadv-caixa.jpg

[brandon_g]

Too bad I have a hard head.
*Brandon grabs a chair and returns the favor, bonking Neo Emola on the head and in the face*

[Neo Emolga]

*Enters AWESOMENESS MODE and throws both Max and Brandon to Neptune.*

That takes care of those two.

[brandon_g]

Too bad neptune is too far away, we havent even reached mara yet.

Brandon smacks into a satellite dish, he turns the thrusters so that it will take him close enough to earth that he can parachute down safely. Knce there he parachutes down to the ground and throws Neo Emolga up into space.

Time for a taste of his medicine.

[Neo Emolga]

*Uses awesome flying ability to swoop down, clunk Brandon on the head, and then use his Dimension Distorter gun to phase Brandon to the Doom Dimension of blazing hot deserts and arid wastelands!*

Sure hope you like sand!

[brandon_g]

Dodgew out of the way of the gun, pulls out his version of the gun and fires back. He is a better shot and it hits dead on target, and just to ensure that neither of them get it shoots himself as well. Now they are both stuck in the other deminision, Brandon finds Neo Emolga and takes his gun and tosses it into a river of lava flowing into the desert along with his own, however, the guns fired goinf into the lava and transport the lava to a different deminision.

Haha now we are both screwed and not getting one (or in my case another). :)

[Neo Emolga]

*Whips out his Abra and just Teleports away.*

Yeah, so much for that joker.

[brandon_g]

Pulls out his Skipper (the Charmeleon) who controls the fire and somehow turns it into a 1 way portable back to reality.

I am back! Haha who's joker now?

[Neo Emolga]

Good, you logged off! The trick worked!

It's mine now.

[Sonic20]

It'll never be yours. NEVER.

[Neo Emolga]

You sound so... evil.

We'd better do something about that.

[Sonic20]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am completely non-malicious in (almost) every way, I assure you.

[brandon_g]

Good, you logged off! The trick worked!

It's mine now.

But I am back again, in less then 24 hours ans it was planned as such. I am glad my fient tactic worked great :).

[legendary_addict]

....blank never lose

[Neo Emolga]

....blank never lose

I have... no clue what that means.

[brandon_g]

Try again.

[Ganyu]

I have... no clue what that means.

It's a No Game No Life reference~

[brandon_g]

Well whatever the case, try again :biggrin:.

[Neo Emolga]

It's a No Game No Life reference~

And that pretty much explains how I didn't get it. :P

Oh, and BTW, I'm back.

[Sonic20]

So am I.

Huehuehuehue.

[Neo Emolga]

...and that won't be a problem.

Cha-ching.

[brandon_g]

*Flys into the room to prevent a win*

[Neo Emolga]

You think too highly of yourself. :3

You haven't stopped me yet!

[brandon_g]

Well of course I do, who can one trust but for themself? :D

Well I meant reset the clock, not nessecarily stop. :)

[Neo Emolga]

And I think I'll drop in and say hi.

[brandon_g]

I will drop in and say hi back then.

[Neo Emolga]

Yes, hello there. I'm winning now. :)

[brandon_g]

No your not.

[Neo Emolga]

Or so you think. I've got watchful eyes!

[brandon_g]

Yes I do have watchful eyes.

[Neo Emolga]

That's good, lovin' a good, competitive challenger.

[brandon_g]

Yes indeed.

[Neo Emolga]

Well, you're sure going to make this a lot more satisfying when I inevitably conquer you.

[Chakramaster]

A good challenge does always make for a much more satisfying victory/or conquering

[Neo Emolga]

Ah goodie, more competition. Try me!

[Chakramaster]

The eyes, they are watching

[Neo Emolga]

Ha ha, that's good, but they're not alone here.

[brandon_g]

I give you a 'E' for effort. :P

[Chakramaster]

at least it's not an F

[Neo Emolga]

Hey, you never know. I haven't given up yet!

[Chakramaster]

Never give up, never surrender!

[Neo Emolga]

Don't worry, I had no intention of doing that!

[Chakramaster]

Indeed! It's a great guide to go by!

[Neo Emolga]

And... still not giving up. XD

[brandon_g]

Neither am I. :)

[Neo Emolga]

That's right, keep on sleepin'!

[brandon_g]

Keep on wakin!

[Neo Emolga]

Oh, it's you. You again!

Go back to sleep. I'm sure your bed looks awfully inviting!

[Dennis Jansen]

Yoo peepz!

[Chakramaster]

Sleep is good, but bad if you get too much. So "wakin" sounds good about now

[Neo Emolga]

This is true, yes.

[Chakramaster]

Ahh, good, good. So how's everyone's day?

[Neo Emolga]

Yep, yep, doing great. How's yours?

[Rival Max]

To much sleep ??

[brandon_g]

Yes too much sleep Max... I wont be sleeping again for another *Checks watch* 10 or 11 hours or so. :D

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, I really need to go to sleep earlier, but I keep getting caught in stuff.

[Rival Max]

Yeah sleep can be amazing but can get in the way of work, and creative expression.

[Chakramaster]

Great day and all. Sunny and warm here, but as usual the pollen is bad here where I live.

Yeah stuff gets in the way here too. It'd be nice to get sleep earlier. In due time I guess

[Dennis Jansen]

I hate sleeping... All i have to say...

[Neo Emolga]

But if we didn't need it, eh, we might have 18 hour workdays.

[Dennis Jansen]

Idk...

[Neo Emolga]

And... I'm back on top. Cool beans.

[Dennis Jansen]

I dont see any beans...

[brandon_g]

Me either...

[Dennis Jansen]

*beans comes flying*
Oh... There they are...

[Neo Emolga]

Still here, now on top.

[Dennis Jansen]

*Pushes you to the bottom*

Huehuehue...

[brandon_g]

Mah... Brandon climbs up a ladder on the wall. He waits at the top, watching the 2 foolishly fiht with beans or whatever they were doing.

[Chakramaster]

Why you pushing down an Emolga? Sounds like Pokémon abuse

P.S. Now I'm on top

[Neo Emolga]

But not for long!

Muha ha ha ha!

[Chakramaster]

That went 2 ways I guess....not on top anymore (temporarily) and no longer got the Emolga avi.

Welp...back on top then :p

[brandon_g]

Back on top indeed...

[Neo Emolga]

So... what are you going to do once you win second place?

[Chakramaster]

Second? There is no second here. In the "wise" words of a fictional character (Ricky Bobby) "You're either first, or you're last. First or Last."

[Dennis Jansen]

*pushes you all into a hole and climbs ub a big ladder*
Meh on top now, huehuehue...

[Neo Emolga]

Ha, ha, just when you thought you were getting ahead.

[brandon_g]

*Hits the clock reset button*

[Neo Emolga]

Yep... looks like it's defective for you!

[Chakramaster]

No worries! I've returned now.