The Last Poster Wins! [v3]

[Corey]

This game is very straight forward. If the thread goes unposted in for two FULL days (48 hours), then the last poster wins! What do you win? Satisfaction, of course!

Look at this thread like a chit chat thread, except you can win!

PAST WINNERS

v1: Typhlosion Explosion
v2: Bulbasaur

[MuddyMudkip]

I win.

[Bulbasaur]

Uhm, nope.

[TheProtobabe]

Whoops. I posted.

[Bulbasaur]

Hello.

[MuddyMudkip]

<wins

[TheProtobabe]

My fingers slipped.

[Bulbasaur]

Crap, did I press the reply button?

[MuddyMudkip]

Ohai.

[Kyte]

howdty

[MuddyMudkip]

Oh look a post

[Bulbasaur]

I think we should go by the rules and chat. :P

[Kyte]

dundundun~

[Bulbasaur]

So, how is everybody's day?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Hello!

[Bulbasaur]

So I guess nobody wants to follow the rules?

[Corey]

Ha ha, it's alright. I'm sure the forum staff would prefer if it weren't spam posts, though.

[Bulbasaur]

That's what I figured.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Is mayonnaise a post?

[MuddyMudkip]

^No, I don't think it is. xD

[Corey]

omg Quinn. xDDD


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/48oz_Duke's_Mayonnaise.jpg

It is a post, though.

[Bulbasaur]

I had a sandwich with mayo today.

[MuddyMudkip]

Well, since we're on the topic of sandwiches, I had a peanut butter one for breakfast today, xD

[Bulbasaur]

I'm sick of PBJ sandwiches. I get them half the time for lunch at school... xD

[Corey]

I hate peanut butter and jelly with a passion. D: The peanut butter always gets stuck in my throat. >:V

1,111 POSTS AW YE

[Bulbasaur]

I hate peanut butter and jelly with a passion. D: The peanut butter always gets stuck in my throat. >:V

1,111 POSTS AW YE
How about jelly sandwiches?

[Corey]

Noope. Especially not grape jelly. D<

[Bulbasaur]

Noope. Especially not grape jelly. D<
lol, u jelly?Why not grape jelly?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Because...Because...Because...BECAUSE HE'S A DOG, MAN!

STOP BEING SO INSENSITIVE TO DOGS. ;^;

[Bulbasaur]

SORRY GEEZ

[Corey]

Nah, I don't like grape jelly. xD I'm very picky about foods, even though I'll eat most anything. Ironic? YES.

[Bulbasaur]

...I'm confused...

[Corey]

I THINK GRAPE JELLY IS GROSS.

[Bulbasaur]

But you're picky and eat lots of different foods?

[Corey]

I picky about some foods...Like if it's anything, say, sea food, I will not eat it. Any kind of seafood, except tuna. NOTHING else. But if it's, say, Turkey, I'll eat most anything. I'm picky about some foods, but not the others. xD I don't knock what I don't try, though.

[Bulbasaur]

Ohhh, I think I gotcha. :P

[Corey]

Eh, sometimes I eve try it again to see why I don't like it. Ha ha, it doesn't usually go well. PFTOOIE.

[Bulbasaur]

I used to like bananas, but I won't eat them anymore. It's weird. xD

[Corey]

Bananas evolved to be pleasing to the taste buds and seedless after millions of years cultivating them. Quite fascinating, really. :D

[Bulbasaur]

Interesting. Didn't know that.

[Corey]

Yep, and to form to our hands as well. Or, well, our ancestral cousins, more likely.

[Bulbasaur]

I think I'm going to go to bed in a sec. See you.

[Corey]

Night! I'm claiming the last post for now. :>

[Bulbasaur]

One more before I sleep. :p

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Pickles.

This clearly isn't spam.

[Corey]

Spamming to sya you aren't spamming. PUNISHABLE BY INFRACTION. URDUNPUNK

[Bulbasaur]

Okay, maybe I'm not going to bed yet. xD

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Banned beca-- Wrong thread.

Um...This topic is now about Pokemon.

[Corey]

Perkermernz. I don't know what else to say. xD

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Hi. Good morning. Good night. Good whatever.

Hi. How are y'all?

[Death's Spook]

Greetings. Mortals. Foolish mortals, at that. :P

[Bulbasaur]

I'm not that foolish!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Yeah! As well as the fact th--

Oh. Wait. Pokemon are mortals, too.

[Corey]

All are mortal!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Unless you're a god. Wonk. ;D

[Death's Spook]

Unless you're a god. Wonk. ;D

Which I am not. As far as you know. ;P

[Metal Gear Snivy]

But are you a robot?

[Corey]

Robots are immortal. O:

[Apollo]

Robots will someday rule the world.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

-Futurama reference-

[Death's Spook]

This IS fun! Say more words!

[Corey]

Oh my god, Futurama. NOW I WAS REMINDED THAT IT'S GETTING CANCELED. ;________________;

[Death's Spook]

"I cried about Fry's dog." Said everyone.

[Corey]

Everyone ever. T'was the saddest moment.

[Death's Spook]

I don't even usually watch the show, AND I'm immunized against heartbreak in fiction, yet it got me in the feels.

[Corey]

I don't cry anymore coz I know what happens, but I was like 8 when I saw it. I was dying. :C

[Death's Spook]

Speaking of heartbreak, has anyone read The Sandman?

[Bulbasaur]

Never heard of that.

[Corey]

H aha, neither have I. I don't like reading, though, if it's a book. Reading gives me migraines and I get restless and ugh. When I do read, I only read non-fiction and only about things I am interested about. :L

[Death's Spook]

It's essentially "What happens if you personify seven archetypes in all of life into the seven most powerful beings in the universe...and make them about as mature as your average one year old?"

[Corey]

Ha ha, what? xD Sounds rather...strange. Why is it heartbreaking?

[Death's Spook]

The kindest of them walked out on the rest, one of them engineered their own suicide, another helped inadvertently, the only sane one among them tried to stop it but couldn't, even the sibling who hated the suicide one regretted his death...

[VeloJello]

Oh, Nar, don't terrorize poor Corey with your Endless stories! :P

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Nono, Corey should learn never again to use "tl;dr" on this forum. EVER. Continue.

[Death's Spook]

Oh, Nar, don't terrorize poor Corey with your Endless stories! :P

Me? Never.

[Corey]

*head explodes*

[Death's Spook]

On the other hand, Death is a very gentle (anthropomorphic) person(ification) in the stories. She's the sane one.

[Corey]

That brings me to another topic, not very relevant...

Most people would be like, WHAT. I see death as a good guy! That that parent with a really, REALLY immature kid screaming in Wal-Mart.

[Death's Spook]

Do you see death as a good guy, or does the parent?

[Corey]

No, I do! I'm making an analogy. Death is like the parent. Because it's like an adult taking away a crying child to put it to sleep. Woah.

[Death's Spook]

Yes. To sleep. Forever and ever and ever. Sometimes gently. Sometimes in ways like

(warning: GORE)


Slowly extracting someone's colon through their eyeball, letting the bloody ropes of the digestive tract cause immeasurable pain around the orbital region, while simultaneously enabling irritation of said digestive tract in horrid ways. Heck, the acid spilling forth from the stomach...

[Corey]

What an interesting thought...

Brains don't have pain receptors, so you could mess with someone's brain while they were awake. You could severely damage their memory, cause them to be...well. I guess they'd die. xD

[Death's Spook]

That assumes you know exactly what part of the brain does what. Not all of it is memory stuff. Not even most of it.

[Corey]

True, true. I guess that's why I'm not a brain surgeon (15 years old, that too).

[Death's Spook]

If you want to get really sadistic, cut the motor branches of the spinal and leave the sensory ones intact. It's a little difficult, but if you do it right, the body is your playground for suffering while they can't do anything about it. Of course, cut after the neck vertebrae. Before that, you kill them.

[Corey]

Heh, sounds like you've thought this out. I can't say I haven't thought out some torture methods myself... :o

[Bulbasaur]

Hello everybody!

[Death's Spook]

Heh, sounds like you've thought this out. I can't say I haven't thought out some torture methods myself... :o

Only because I'm a writer and characters tend to be more than a little sadistic when crossed.

[Corey]

Bulbainterruption.

I'm rather sadistic in nature, ha ha. I'm always nice online, no one would ever guess. xD

[Death's Spook]

Somehow, I very much doubt you ever activated a guy's pain neuron simultaneously.

[Fizz]

I never have nor could I ever. I'd like to, though.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

SPONTANEOUS POST DISTRACTION!

That is all.

[Fizz]

wow r00d

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I do not approve of such...l00d spelling...

[Fizz]

gtfo pl0x

[Metal Gear Snivy]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/2101092/that-escalated-quickly-o.gif


;-; why.

[Fizz]

because i am castiel, an angel of the lord and i am a cootie patootie with a nice bootie so do as i say peasant

[Death's Spook]

I am an emissary of the Archive, a little girl who solos multiple Fallen Angels. Ergo, ha. :P

[Fizz]

no just no

[Corey]

i am a cootie patootie with a nice bootie

OMF. THIS.

[Fizz]

OMF. THIS.

plz, it is da tr00th

If you ever watch Supernatural, that will be the first thing you'll see about Castiel.

[Death's Spook]

I am absolutely not joking. About the Archive soloing them. She did it.

[Fizz]

I am absolutely not joking. About the Archive soloing them. She did it.

wat

[Corey]

Wha? xD

Yeah, I've seen Supernatural. It's been a very long time. xD

[Fizz]

Wha? xD

Yeah, I've seen Supernatural. It's been a very long time. xD

so then you know castiel is a cootie patootie with a nice bootie?

[Corey]

Ha ha, yes. xD

I'M AN ASEXUAL MALE I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANYTHING THOUGH

[Fizz]

Ha ha, yes. xD

I'M AN ASEXUAL MALE I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANYTHING THOUGH

I AM A GAY MALE I AM ATTRACTED TO ALL OF THE SUPERNATURAL LEADS, THOUGH.

[Corey]

THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE THOUGH, BUT I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM.

[Fizz]

OK THEN.

[Corey]

YEP. I had never heard the name Jensen until this series.

[Fizz]

Neither have I. It's a nice name. :3 Nice name to go with a nice face.

[Corey]

xDD I used to call him Jensen Ankles.

[Fizz]

Lol. Jared looks like a moose, though. A very sexy moose with amazing hair that makes his fainting fabulous.

[Corey]

HE. WHAT. OMG. A MOOSE. WHAT. HA HA.

[Death's Spook]

Thomas Raith is probably, objectively, more physically attractive than any of the above.

[Corey]

*Googles*

Is that a real person? xD

[Fizz]

Thomas Raith is probably, objectively, more physically attractive than any of the above.

wow 10/10 wuld bang. Jensen though....

[Corey]

Isn't he a fictional character? xDD

[Fizz]

Who?

[Corey]

Thomas Raith? xD

[Fizz]

I don't think so. I googled him and w o w

[Death's Spook]

He can supernaturally inspire lust, and feeds off of life force through the emotion. His straight half brother makes a point to mention his attractiveness at every turn, even when Thomas isn't turning on the sexy mojo.

[Corey]

xDDD. Wikipedia says he is. I dunno.

[Fizz]

the actor is unnnngh though

[Death's Spook]

He isn't acted by anyone. At least not officially.

[Fizz]

Well whoever that guy is, he's w o w

[Death's Spook]

What does w o w mean? Is it sarcastic?

[Fizz]

w o w is a spammers version of wow, lol.

[Death's Spook]

Ah. Is it sarcastic?

[Fizz]

No. Well, I hope it isn't.

[Death's Spook]

Ok. Just wondering.

But yes, Thomas and his sisters are extremely attractive. The down side is that they can get inside your head. Lots. One of his sisters (the most dangerous one) actually used her sexy mojo powers to enthrall someone to the point where the thrall was turned on by the sister ripping out the thrall's entrails and eating them.

[Fizz]

Ouch, must have hurt.

Is that the Dresden Files?

[Death's Spook]

Yup. So is the Archive, who is my avatar.

[Corey]

I dunno what these things are. :L

[Death's Spook]

What what things are?

[Fizz]

We're just talking about a book, Typhloison.

[Death's Spook]

Book series. At 14 books so far, I think it should be called a book series.

[Corey]

14? o______________o

[Death's Spook]

And counting, mind you. It's a bit long.

[Corey]

Wow...How many pages is the average book?

[Death's Spook]

Generally in the 300 hundred page range. The books, especially once you get to Book 4, are phenomenal.

[Corey]

Ha ha, I hate reading as it is, especially fiction. I think I set this one out. :U

[Death's Spook]

But zombie Trex...

[Corey]

I dunno what that is. xD

[Metal Gear Snivy]

COREY, YOU ARE GOING TO READ IT OR I WILL PUNISH YOU BY TAKING AWAY FENNEKIN PRIVILEGES.

Okay, best friend? :3

[Death's Spook]

COREY, YOU ARE GOING TO READ IT OR I WILL PUNISH YOU BY TAKING AWAY FENNEKIN PRIVILEGES.

Okay, best friend? :3

Have you read them?

[Corey]

^LOL NO

I don't like reading. :( Are there any movies?

[Death's Spook]

The special effects budget would be too high. How high, you ask? Dresden burning down buildings is a running gag.

[Bulbasaur]

Hi, I'm back. =P

[Corey]

Special effects would cost that much? Wow. ;__;

[Bulbasaur]

I do not know what we are talking about.

[Corey]

A book series...I forget what it is called, ha ha.

[Death's Spook]

The Dresden Files. To be fair, there was a TV series based off of the books. But only loosely (not as many arsons). It was really good, but because it was on SyFy, it got cancelled.

[Bulbasaur]

I might look it up. What's it about?

[Death's Spook]

Wizard PI gets into increasingly desperate situations due to a terminal case of Chronic Hero Syndrome, leading to him taking on beings far out of his weight class and winning due to creativity and sheer stubbornness.

[Bulbasaur]

Interesting. I will look it up.

[Corey]

Wait, why was it canceled? xD Was it good?

[Death's Spook]

It was amazing. Not book caliber, but close. It was cancelled because of show business politics.

[Corey]

*Yawn*

So, new Smash Bros. trailer tomorrow.

[Death's Spook]

Kirby better be awesome. He was my best character in Brawl.

[Corey]

OH MY GOD YOU ALMOST WON. 3 hours. NO.

[Death's Spook]

No. Nonononononononononononononono.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Corey]

Yes. >:3

[Death's Spook]

The various threats going through my head are brutal, vicious, and very painful. :)

[Corey]

*approaches log out button slowly*

[Death's Spook]

You might want to go a little faster. Just a hint. :)

[Corey]

:cool: *harmonica blow* nnOoOOOOOoooooOooo

[Death's Spook]

You may scientists trying to gve you a McGill questionnaire shortly. Just a tip.

[Corey]

A what? xD Seriously, what is that? O: /too lazy to google it

[Bulbasaur]

WHO IS COREY?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TYPHLOSION EXPLOSION?!?!

[Death's Spook]

Corey is his real first name, I think.

[Bulbasaur]

I know. I was just kidding. =P

[Death's Spook]

Anyway, the McGill Questionnaire is one of the many attempts for scientists and doctors to scientifically document pain.

[Bulbasaur]

I have no idea what that is. =P

[Death's Spook]

You don't know what pain is?

[Bulbasaur]

No, the McGill questionnaire. =P

[Death's Spook]

I explained it in the post before you asked.

[Bulbasaur]

I explained it in the post before you asked.
I meant I've never heard of it.

[Death's Spook]

Ok.

[Bulbasaur]

So anyways, I'm winning.

[Death's Spook]

No you're not.

[Bulbasaur]

No you're not.
Yes I am.

[Death's Spook]

Yes I am.

Nu-uh!

[Bulbasaur]

Then why is my post the last one at this moment?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

>Finds a song used in a web comic called "Homestuck."
Uploader: wots homstuk

Thank you for your time.

[Death's Spook]

And he comes out of of the blue folks.

[Bulbasaur]

>Finds a song used in a web comic called "Homestuck."
Uploader: wots homstuk

Thank you for your time.
I lol'd a bit.

[Death's Spook]

Lookoolookoolowkeeka.

[Bulbasaur]

Wat.

[Death's Spook]

Monsters Inc.

[Bulbasaur]

That was like the first movie I ever watched... I loved it.

[Death's Spook]

Yes. That was one of Boo's babbles. Either from the movie, or just from a Boo doll my mom got a while back.

[Bulbasaur]

Lol. I cried a lot at the end. But I was like 3, you can't blame me. xD

[Death's Spook]

I didn't cry. Even then, I was a heartless SOB. XD

[Bulbasaur]

I didn't cry. Even then, I was a heartless SOB. XD
Haha. I'm debating about seeing Monsters University.

[Death's Spook]

I'm not sure if I want to.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

So, um...

Ironic entrance. Alright, we've started good...

Ironic leave.

[Death's Spook]

Asdfghjkl.

[Bulbasaur]

I win.

[Death's Spook]

Wrong answer.

[Bulbasaur]

Really?

[Death's Spook]

Yup.

[Bulbasaur]

I dunno about that...

[Death's Spook]

I do.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

So, uh...Hi.

I'm ready to go to Wonderland, guys.

[Death's Spook]

Don't drink the potion or eat the cake.

[Bulbasaur]

I'm back!

[Death's Spook]

I never left.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I won!

[Death's Spook]

Ya. Ok. You believe that.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I will! >:[

[Death's Spook]

Sure.

[Bulbasaur]

I'm back again. And I'm winning.

[Death's Spook]

I am going to continue to be immature about this.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Because you're so fresh.

[Death's Spook]

Fresh? I am not a piece of meat.

[Corey]

*yawn*

[Death's Spook]

Weeeeeee!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Whooooooooooooo!

[Death's Spook]

Perhaps that is better.

[Corey]

Site Staff finally get colors. ;v;

[Death's Spook]

Nice.

[Bulbasaur]

Site Staff finally get colors. ;v;
So I know you like Fletchling. Do you like Talonflame?

[Death's Spook]

Talonflame is pretty cool, in my opinion.

So, what's your opinion on Fairy type? All I have to do is remember the original myths to start giggling and looking forward to it.

[Bulbasaur]

Talonflame is pretty cool, in my opinion.

So, what's your opinion on Fairy type? All I have to do is remember the original myths to start giggling and looking forward to it.
I like Talonflame, but IMO the name is really lazy...

About the Fairy type, I guess it was a good idea. I didn't see a need for a new type, but it is kind of true that dragons are overpowered.

[Death's Spook]

Yes, my entire only blog is dedicated to why we should be less worried about Fairy being cutesy and more worried about it being blood soaked and vicious. The creep factor on Corey's sig pic is what we call "far below par" in the myths.

[Bulbasaur]

I want to write something in my blog, but I don't know what...

[Death's Spook]

I jumped at the blog opoortunity when it came to my head because it's exactly up my alley.

[Bulbasaur]

Haha yeah. I guess I have to wait till something inspires me.

[Corey]

I love Talonflame to death. c: The name is kinda kiddy, but it's no match for the design!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I can't remember it's Japanese name, but I'm pretty sure it's cooler than "Talonflame." xD

thoughtalonflameisprettycoolplzdontsue

[Corey]

Talonflame is actually cool I was just agreeing to also not be hurt

[Death's Spook]

This is why you be like me, and not care what others think.

[Corey]

Talonflame is a cool name, I just wish it rhymed or something. Like Talonfalon or something I'm not a good namer Talonflame is better than anything I could do. :C

[Death's Spook]

I really don't care.

[Bulbasaur]

Well, I just find Talonflame not creative. I guess it's an okay name.

[Death's Spook]

Eh. You can't expect perfection every time.

[Bulbasaur]

This is true.

[Death's Spook]

I mean, all the Dunderheads you call humanity screw up horribly on a secondly basis, so.

[Teddiursa of the Sky]

You no wiiiiiiiin.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5pWasxlT7UwRDiuh_HmFMZYfd5BVAa hU6rIJvgX44Wm_mbbZ1

[Death's Spook]

That's not nearly as bad as what Corey did.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

What did he do? I only know of his picture from the WFL back in PE2K.

[Death's Spook]

I had three hours left to win. He posted.

[Bulbasaur]

You no wiiiiiiiin.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5pWasxlT7UwRDiuh_HmFMZYfd5BVAa hU6rIJvgX44Wm_mbbZ1
I can't think of any images to post, so I'm just going to say that I win.

[Death's Spook]

*Thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

[Bulbasaur]

Why did I quote something from the last page? o_O

[Death's Spook]

Because I'm smarter than you. XD

[Bulbasaur]

Wait what?

[Death's Spook]

I'm also better looking, more awesome, and–most saliently–more humble.

[Bulbasaur]

Yeah, I guess you're right...