Defeat the Wailord

[Dennis Jansen]

Defeat the Wailord

Here is a random game i came up with.

In this game, you are supposed to post to deal damage to the Wailord.
All PXR Rules apply.
Every time you post, Wailord looses 1 HP.
If Wailord is defeated, i will make a new, stronger Wailord.
Every time you post, you have to say Wailord´s current HP after your attack.
Example:

I deal 1 HP to Wailord.
Wailord's HP: 499
I deal another HP to Wailord.
Wailord's HP: 498
I deal 1 HP to Wailord agian.
Wailord's HP: 497

Current Wailord:
http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/heartgold-soulsilver/normal/wailord.png
Wailord
HP: 362/500
Damage Dealt:
Dennis Jansen: 36 HP
HKim: 1 HP
VoltChen Magneton: 3 HP
PTGigi: 4 HP
Pokemon Trainer Sarah: 2 HP
Shadow Tracker Max: 62 HP
Lovercraft: 1 HP
Truly: 1 HP
Dragon Master Mike: 1 HP
Chara: 1 HP
Speed-X: 2 HP
EmpireCrusher203: 2 HP
Neo Emolga: 23 HP
Total: 138 HP


Let's defeat the Wailord together!

[Dennis Jansen]

I deal 1 HP to Wailord!
Wailord´s HP: 499

[HKim]

Bulbasaur, use Razor Leaf!
Wailord´s HP: 498

[Dennis Jansen]

(You saw this fast HKim!)
Pikachu use Thunderbolt on Wailord!
Wailord´s HP: 497

[Voltaire Magneton]

Lucario used Aura Sphere on Wailord!
Wailord´s HP: 496

[Dennis Jansen]

Blaziken use Sky Uppercut on Wailord
Wailord's HP: 495

[PTGigi]

This Wailord has got some great defense!
I'll just poke him for 1HP of damage ;D
Wailord's HP: 494

[Dennis Jansen]

OP Wailord...
Nice idea, let's poke it to death! XD
Wailord's HP: 493

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Tickling Wailord for 1 HP!

Wailord's HP: 492

[Dennis Jansen]

Tickling Wailord does exactly the same amount of damage as shopting it with a gun, logic!
DENNIS uses POKE!

Wailord's HP: 491

[Rival Max]

Jolteon .. headbutt for 1HP
Wailord's HP: 490

[Dennis Jansen]

Mudkip, water gun!
Wailord's HP: 489

[Rival Max]

Charmander silly face !
Wailord's HP: 488

[Dennis Jansen]

Myself, punch Wailord!
Wailord's HP: 487

[Rival Max]

Throws Dennis into Wailord
Wailord's HP: 486

[Dennis Jansen]

Jumps into Wailord
Wailord's HP: 485

[Rival Max]

Gives wailord a PB&J Sangwhich
Wailord's HP: 484

[Lovecraft]

I bounce on Wailord like it's a trampoline.
HP: 483/500

[Dennis Jansen]

I kick Wailord's butt
Wailord's HP: 482

[Rival Max]

Wailord and I paint self portraits
Wailord's HP: 481

[Dennis Jansen]

I take a selfie with Wailord
Wailord's HP: 480

[Rival Max]

Crash the moon into Wailord!
Wailord's HP: 479

[Dennis Jansen]

Crash the sun into Wailord
Wailord's HP: 478

[Rival Max]

Kick Wailord into a black hole
Wailord's HP: 477

[Dennis Jansen]

Throw Wailord into the wall
Wailord's HP: 476

[Rival Max]

Used Yawn on Wailord
Wailord's HP: 475

[Truly]

I tell Wailord how handsome it is.
484.

[Dennis Jansen]

Treecko used Vine Whip
Wailord's HP: 483

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Sarah used Headbutt!

Wailord's HP: 482

[Rival Max]

Mirror move sarah's Headbutt ~!
Wailord's HP: 481

[Dennis Jansen]

Mirror move Max's mirror move!
Wailord's HP: 470

[Rival Max]

Head explodes
Wailord's HP: 479

[Dennis Jansen]

Wailord's HP: 479
Supposed to be 469, i wrote 480 over doe so my bad :p
*kick Wailord*
Wailord's HP: 468

[Rival Max]

Wailord became confused
Wailord's HP: 467

[Dennis Jansen]

It hurt itself in confusion
Wailord's HP: 466

[Rival Max]

It passed gas...lol sorry I had to.
Wailord's HP: 465

[Dennis Jansen]

I play heavy metal music so Wailord's ears hurt :p
Wailord's HP: 464

[Rival Max]

Plays emo music
Wailord's HP: 463

Dennis you should be looking for easter eggs for the PXR Egg hunt!

[Dennis Jansen]

Attacks
Wailord's HP: 462

I did, found 5 eggs... I accidentially pressed the red X in the internet browser where i had written the codes...

[Rival Max]

Uses sling shot
Wailord's HP: 461

start over! if you get all of them you get cool prizes for every one of the things in your sig :P

[Dennis Jansen]

Attacks Wailord (so creative)
Wailord's HP: 460

Just refound the one from my postbit and the one from your postbit :p

[Rival Max]

Double Slaps the huge whale
Wailord's HP: 459

keep going ! Awesome prizes all around!

[Dennis Jansen]

Joins slapping Wailord
Wailord's HP: 458

Just found a third one

[Rival Max]

Triple Slaps
Wailord's HP: 457

[Dennis Jansen]

Quadruple slaps
Wailord's HP: 456

Forth egg found :D

[Rival Max]

Flying upper cut
Wailord's HP: 455

lol good job

[Dennis Jansen]

Poke
Wailord's HP: 454

[Dragon Master Mike]

He draws his sword. He regrets the need to slay the noble beast, but it had simply become too much of a problem. There were numerous reports of it lingering around fishing boats and stealing all the fish, and often would tip said fishing boats over. Holding his sword firmly, he held it above his head, blade pointed down towards the Fish's stomach, which slowly rose and then fell as it breathed. The great Wailord would soon be woken from it's slumber, thrashing about in agony. It would not be long however until the Wailord ceased however, and it's body lay cold and still. He thrust the sword into the Wailord. It's eyes bursted open.

"That Tickles!" Said the Wailord. The man facepalms, cursing whatever dark entity that could allow such a strong creature to exist.

Wailord's HP: 453

[Dennis Jansen]

Lmfao!
I run over to a cannon, randomly standing nearby. I aim at the Wailord's face and boom! I shoot it in the middle of Wailord's face. Suddenly a big flying box appears in front of me. On the box it says. "It's not very effective!"
Wailord's HP: 452

[Rival Max]

Dresses like a clown and shows up after Mike put on the show.
Wailord's HP: 451

[Dash]

Tosses cheese at the Wailord.
Wailord's HP: 450

[Rival Max]

Tells Wailord a scary story
Wailord's HP: 449

[Dennis Jansen]

Punches Wailord
Wailord's HP: 448

[Rival Max]

Drains the planet of water
Wailord's HP: 447

[Dennis Jansen]

OMA! Now Team Magmas plans are completed!
Sings a song
Wailord's HP: 446

[Rival Max]

Groudon rises and kicks Wailord!
Wailord's HP: 445

[Dennis Jansen]

Kyogre appears and uses Hydro Pump on Groudon, but it misses and hits Wailord.
Wailord's HP: 444

[Rival Max]

Rayquaza appears to use dragon move but misses and hits
Wailord's HP: 443

[Dennis Jansen]

Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza attacks eatchothers but misses and hits Wailord
Wailord's HP: 442

[Rival Max]

Wailord escapes somehow
Wailord's HP: 441

[Dennis Jansen]

Wailord jumps through a window and lands on his butt.
His butt hurts...
Wailord's HP: 440

[Rival Max]

He's butt hurt ..lol Accidentally hurts his feelings laughing
Wailord's HP: 439

[Dennis Jansen]

XD He cries so much that all the water in the world is filled up agian, now his eyes hurt.
Wailord's HP: 438

[Rival Max]

Gives wailord a friendly high five
Wailord's HP: 438

[Dennis Jansen]

*Hugs Wailord*
Wailord's HP: 436

[Rival Max]

Tries to give Wailord a pokeblock..but it didnt like the bitter taste
Wailord's HP: 435

[PTGigi]

*pokes Wailord*

Wailord's HP: 434

[Rival Max]

Tells Wailord some discouraging things!
Wailord's HP: 433

[SassySnivy]

Can't think of anything witty to say. Bores Wailord to death. Almost.

HP: 432

[Rival Max]

Falls asleep form being bored and headbutts wailord
HP: 431

[PTGigi]

*continues to poke Wailord*
HP: 430

[Dennis Jansen]

POKE-PARTY!
*Poke-Poke-Poke*
Wailord´s HP: 429

[Rival Max]

Shots a spit ball at it
Wailord´s HP: 428

[Dennis Jansen]

Dances on top of Wailord
Wailord's HP: 427

[Rival Max]

Puts on Wailords least favorite show
Wailord's HP: 426

[Voltaire Magneton]

Takes a selfie with Wailord
Wailord's HP: 425

[Rival Max]

Tells Wailord an unfunny joke.
Wailord's HP: 424

[PTGigi]

*pokes Wailord*
Wailord's HP: 423

[Rival Max]

Shows wailord a scary movie
Wailord's HP: 422

[SassySnivy]

-Shamelessly increasing my post count via the Fun & Games section

-Somehow brings Wailord's HP down to 421

[Rival Max]

Has continued to be shameless
Wailord's HP down to 420

[Voltaire Magneton]

Makes Wailord visit TV Tropes.
Wailord's HP down to 419

[Rival Max]

Fires warlord from his job.
Wailord's HP down to 418

[Dennis Jansen]

*Says hi to Wailord*
Hi Wailord!

Wailord´s HP: 417

[Rival Max]

Leaves without saying goodbye

Wailord´s HP: 416

[Dennis Jansen]

Scratches Wailord behind the ear

Wailord's HP: 415

[Rival Max]

Bakes Wailord a cake


Wailord's HP: 414

[Dennis Jansen]

Dances for Wailord

Wailord's HP: 413

[EmpireCrusher203]

Introduces Wailord to Skitty. 50 Shades of Blue
HSOWA Google it.

Wailord's HP: 412

[Rival Max]

Trows up on Wailord after hearing the above statement.

Wailord's HP: 411

[Neo Emolga]

Feeds Wailord a big bag of month-old Taco Bell food.

Wailord's HP: 410

[Rival Max]

Changes wailords diet
Wailord's HP: 409

[Neo Emolga]

Plays sad violin music.

Wailord's HP: 408

[Rival Max]

Tells Wailord the story of an Ann Frank..
Wailord's HP: 407

[Neo Emolga]

Calls in cat army to unleash cute scratchy cat fury attack!

Wailord's HP: 406

[Rival Max]

Fills the worlds ocean with bleach
Wailord's HP: 405

[Neo Emolga]

Wakes Wailord in the morning with a pair of crashing cymbals.

Wailord's HP: 404

[Rival Max]

Drinks all Wailord's Cokes without replacing them.
Wailord's HP: 403

[Neo Emolga]

Breaks Wailord's alarm clock so he oversleeps and arrives late to work the next morning.

Wailord's HP: 402

[Dennis Jansen]

Shows Wailord that this is the 100th post in this thread

Wailord's HP: 401

[Rival Max]

Shows Wailord his current HP
Wailord's HP: 400

[Neo Emolga]

Makes Wailord wear a dumb party hat.

Wailord's HP: 399

[Rival Max]

Breaks Wailords favorite toy
Wailord's HP: 398

[Neo Emolga]

Licks Wailord's freshly-baked cherry pie to claim it as his own.

Wailord's HP: 397

[Rival Max]

Spoils the ending to a movie Wailord is excited to see.
Wailord's HP: 396

[Neo Emolga]

Hands Wailord a summons for jury duty.

Wailord's HP: 395

[Rival Max]

Shows Wailor the Cartoon All-Stars to Resues from the 90s
Wailord's HP: 394

[Neo Emolga]

Hides laxatives in Wailord's brownies before he chows down on them.

Wailord's HP: 393

[Rival Max]

Saves over Wailords pokemon save file.
Wailord's HP: 392

[Neo Emolga]

Runs over Wailord's flower garden with a John Deere riding lawnmower.

Wailord's HP: 391

[Rival Max]

Turns off Wailords Wifi
Wailord's HP: 390

[EmpireCrusher203]

Loves the Wailord

Wailord HP: 389

[Rival Max]

Tells Wailord Wrestling is fake.
Wailord HP: 388

[Neo Emolga]

Dumps a bucket of glue into Wailord's laundry pile.

Wailord HP: 387

[Rival Max]

Bleches Wailords favorite shirt
Wailord HP: 386

[Neo Emolga]

Uses up the last roll of Wailord's toilet paper without replacing it.

Wailord HP: 385

[Rival Max]

Accidentally burns down Wailords house
Wailord HP: 384

[Neo Emolga]

Takes all of Wailord's good donuts away.

Wailord HP: 384

[Rival Max]

Turns off Wailords cable
Wailord HP: 383

[Neo Emolga]

Posts Wailord's social security number on 4chan.

Wailord HP: 382

[Rival Max]

Tells everyone to not show up at Wailords birthday.
Wailord HP: 381

[Neo Emolga]

Hacks Wailord's TV to broadcast only televised golf.

Wailord HP: 380

[Rival Max]

Shows wailord the score of his favorites team losing game
Wailord HP: 379

[Neo Emolga]

Plays the Meow Mix song all night while Wailord is trying to sleep.

Wailord HP: 378

[Rival Max]

Wakes up wailordan hour earlier than he needs to be.
Wailord HP: 377

[Neo Emolga]

Hacks into Wailord's computer and gives him a permanent blue screen of death.

Wailord HP: 376

[Rival Max]

Promises he would clean Wailord's kitty's litter box but forgets.
Wailord HP: 375

[Neo Emolga]

Tells Wailord a cringe-worthy Yo Momma joke.

Wailord HP: 374

[Rival Max]

Deletes all his playlists on youtube.
Wailord HP: 373

[Neo Emolga]

Distributes Wailord's credit cards to greedy, spoiled schoolchildren.

Wailord HP: 372

[Rival Max]

Losses Wailords bus card that still had money on it.
Wailord HP: 371

[Neo Emolga]

Frames Wailord for crimes against the church of Scientology.

Wailord HP: 370

[Rival Max]

Steps on a crack and breaks his mommas back.
Wailord HP: 369

[Neo Emolga]

Forces Wailord to play through Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time's Water Temple five hundred times.

Wailord HP: 368

[Rival Max]

Makes Wailord judge talent on America Idol
Wailord HP: 367

[Neo Emolga]

Makes Wailord suffer through hearing Justin Bieber's songs backwards.

Wailord HP: 366

[Rival Max]

Goes to see Avengers 2 Without asking Wailord if he wants to go.
Wailord HP: 365

[Neo Emolga]

Disconnects the brakes to Wailord's car.

Wailord HP: 364

[Rival Max]

Awakens Groudon and overheats the planet.
Wailord HP: 363