The Last Poster Wins! [v10]

[Sir Sivelos]

Welcome, one and all, to a fun little game called the Last Poster Wins.

It's quite simple; if you post, you got 48 hours to hope nobody else posts in this thread, and if nobody posts, you win! If somebody posts during that 48-hour time, then the clock is reset.

It's simple, it's fun, and it may or may not take a long time. We'll all find out.

Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] Bulbasaur
[v4] Metal Gear Snivy
[v5] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v6] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v7] Ghostwriter
[v8] Sir Sivelos
[v9] Sir Sivelos

Also, one more thing: The Last Poster Wins has been the home of a particularly insane role-play, hosted by The Nonexistent Tazz. Should you come across the craziness, feel free to join in! If you have any questions, feel free to contact Tazz and I (small note; Tazz might not always be active. He has IRL things to do).

[Dennis Jansen]

Hey, hey!

Thunder: It's version 10 now? Lol.

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm. The fight with Baal is still a thing, but it's on hold until Tazz gets back.

Apoph: Bluh.

[Dennis Jansen]

I zee...

Thunder: Zee? Don't you mean see?

No! Zee!

Thunder: Ok then..

[Sir Sivelos]

Nightmare: The only thing worse than being stuck in a sword prison is being stuck in a sword prison with nothing to do. Blaaaaah.

Sucks, buddy.

Apoph: Hold on, can't we use this pause to our advantage? We can buff ourselves using your--

Can't.

Apoph: Why not!?

It'd be unfair.

Apoph: Hm! This is a battle! I shall do what I must!

*APOPH attempts to use RECOVER! It fails spectacularly!*

Apoph: I… Ugh. Fine. I concede, I shall wait out this pause.

Good boy.

*Just need to clarify something, folks. Until the Author (Tazz) gets back from his business, all actions, no matter who performs them, will do nothing due to Sivelos's incompetence.*

((Thanks.))

Hey!

[Dennis Jansen]

I hate having nothing to do...

[Sir Sivelos]

We can talk!

Apoph: Bluh.

[Dennis Jansen]

Okay

Thunder: Talk talk talks

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm.

Nightmare: Off to a wonderful start.

[Dennis Jansen]

Nightmare, have you had a nightmare lately?

Thunder: Wow... Just wow...

[Sir Sivelos]

Nightmare: I agree with the rat; your sense of humor can be compared to a dying star.

Ouch.

[Dennis Jansen]

...

Thunder: IM NO RAT!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Nightmare: I can't hear you, there's a sword prison in the way.

Ignore him. Nightmare thrives off of negative emotions.

Nightmare: Negative to you, perhaps.

[Ganyu]

That win doesn't count, honey. :3

[Wander]

siv stop winning

you nerd

[Sir Sivelos]

It does count. I posted on the 12th, two days passed, and on 11:10 AM, I won.

I did it. Fuhahahah.

[Ganyu]

Meh. Nobody posted because the roleplay was paused. It's okay, have your 'crown' while you still can. ;)

[Sir Sivelos]

I only paused it because I would have ruined the fight if I stood in for Tazz! I know next to nothing about Disgaea and Baal himself, so I would have been a crap narrator.

Besides, the RP itself was not paused, just the fight with Baal!

[Ganyu]

Which basically was the only motivation for people to post nonetheless, fight or not XD

[Sir Sivelos]

Bluh. Either way, this RP is nothing without Tazz.

We can't rush him though, he has important things to do.

Nightmare: Maybe I can "motivate" him to get back here. Even though he's standing right over there.

Not that Tazz, Nightmare.

[Dennis Jansen]

Ok guys!
I have an important statenent!!!
Its so important that its hidden inside this:
Inside thisWait... It's inside here!When thinking about it... It's inside here...Now i remember! It's inside this! Here it comes... Im officially bored

Thunder: Idiot...

*THUNDER slams an hammer in DENNIS' head*

[Sir Sivelos]

Buddy, we all are. We just have to wait until Tazz is done with IRL stuff, which is in… I dunno, maybe a few days?

Apoph: We'll have an 11th version by the time he arrives, I'm sure of it.

[Dennis Jansen]

Ugh...

Thunder: He's not dead... I think...

[Sir Sivelos]

It's worse than that. He's not dead, he's in college.

*dramatic thunder strike*

[Dennis Jansen]

Thunder: Ok? Wait... I'M THE ONE CONTROLLING THE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING HERE!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

No, I specialize in electricity here too.

Also, it's called weather.

[Dennis Jansen]

Thunder: You do?... I'm useless?...
*THUNDER dramatically goes crying in a corner*

[Sir Sivelos]

I dunno.

And nobody's useless. You're a pikachu, and I'm a demon. I guess there's something to find in you.

I just don't know what it is…

Apoph: What a great speaker...

[Dennis Jansen]

Thunder: Wait... I'm good at throwing hammers... Thats something!

*THUNDER throws an hammer at SIVELOS' head*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS dodges!*

And you tried your skill on your allies…? In the middle of a fight against a battle against an extremely powerful Tyrant Overlord…?

I mean, the battle's on hold, but still.

Nightmare: Can I at least have a deck of cards? A game of Solitaire, no matter how boring, would be nice right now...

[Dennis Jansen]

Thunder: Sorry... Nightmare, can i join? Or can i if you tell me what Solitaire is?

*DENNIS wakes up*
Damn... DON'T THROW HAMMERS AT ME THUNDER!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Nightmare: If you can find your way into this sword prison, and while it's highly doubtful that you can, feel free.

[Dennis Jansen]

Thunder: Damn...


I can! *DENNIS transforms into Abra*
*ABRA-DENNIS used teleport*
Anyways... Why are we in the sword prison?

[Sir Sivelos]

*The attempt once more fails! Even if the fight weren't paused, it would have failed regardless. BAAL's SWORD PRISON acts as a makeshift FOUNTAIN OF DREAMS, which basically seals NIGHTMARE's whole physical being inside of itself. There's no real space to teleport into.*

Bluh bluh bluh.

[Dennis Jansen]

Wait... Why werent we put in a Prison?

Thunder: I think Nightmare just kinda disseappeard and thats what you ask about!?

[Sir Sivelos]

You don't have potent mind control and manipulation that could easily turn the tides of this fight.

Nightmare: And super armor.

That too.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK, EVERYONE.

As the LPW kind of randomly cut off mid-fight due to supreme inactivity on my part, I have decided that the semi-planned split of the RP from LPW is now official. Look here! (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?6335-Freeform-Roleplay-AntIvOId!&p=143389#post143389) Also, if you're not 100% concerned with the plot, don't read the long-as-heck second post for the sake of your sanity.

Barring MORE madness, this place is now free of RP and can now be used as a regular Last Poster Wins thread for the first time in, what, years?

[Sir Sivelos]

It begins.

[Dennis Jansen]

Nice~

[Anubis]

Hi everyone!

[Sir Sivelos]

Hi.

[Anubis]

I'm looking forward to War Season 2! Still not sure which team I should join, though.

[Sir Sivelos]

I only joined WAR last time because one team was offering cool avatars and banners. :P

[Anubis]

LOL, that's actually my main criteria for choosing my team: which one offers the coolest banners. After all, we're all participating in the same events, and I can get along with pretty much anyone, so I figure my criteria can't be all bad.

[Sir Sivelos]

Once I got the banners, I didn't do much.

Mainly because I didn't know when the events were, but...

[Dennis Jansen]

Lol, i joined because it looked fun :p

[Neo Emolga]

LOL, that's actually my main criteria for choosing my team: which one offers the coolest banners. After all, we're all participating in the same events, and I can get along with pretty much anyone, so I figure my criteria can't be all bad.

Pst, join the Phoenix Battalion when it comes, I promise the banners will be epic. That's all I can say at the moment, everything is still undergoing creation in my secret R&D lab.

[Dennis Jansen]

Hm, maybe?
I'll wait for choosing team until i know the WAR teams and stuff

[Ganyu]

I've never been in one, and I doubt I will because my only talent is writing.

[Neo Emolga]

I've never been in one, and I doubt I will because my only talent is writing.

Hey, there are great writing sections in the WAR. There's almost always one for Creative Writing and Role Play, which could be a great fit. No need to be shy, it's worth a shot to try something new.

[Dennis Jansen]

Yes! You should join Ghostwriter!

[Rival Max]

Join in what ?

[Sir Sivelos]

WAR.

[Rival Max]

War hasn't started yet..

[Neo Emolga]

War hasn't started yet..

Yeah, not sure when it's going to start. I think the staff is still deciding on WAR Leaders. So yeah, you can't really "join" quite yet, but it'll come.

[Rival Max]

They're close to picking. Won't be part of WAR but it should be good.

[Dennis Jansen]

I know it hasn't started i was talking about when it starts

[Ganyu]

Don't start a war too early or too late, munchkins.

[Dennis Jansen]

Don't start a war too early or too late, munchkins.

XD

[Neo Emolga]

Don't start a war too early or too late, munchkins.

True, but we usually start them in June and we're already halfway through April. Teams still need to be setup, judges picked, and other stuff. Cramming that into the last minute would be kind of messy.

[Dennis Jansen]

Blob blob

[Ganyu]

*glares*

[Dennis Jansen]

Cake

[Ganyu]

Your face is in the cake.

[Rival Max]

pfft your thoughts are the cake.

[Ganyu]

That makes no sense.

[Rival Max]

Pfft says the person with cake thoughts

[Dennis Jansen]

I LOVE CAKE

[Ganyu]

Pfft says the person with cake thoughts
E for Effort?

[Sir Sivelos]

Rated E for Ecrivain.

[Rival Max]

E FOR Effective

[Ganyu]

Rated E for Ecrivain.
Don't be rude.

[Rival Max]

Don't be rude.

Agreed with this statement.

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm sorry. ._.

[Rival Max]

Fore shame SS..

http://media.giphy.com/media/Jq7y34Hgfy01y/giphy.gif

[Sir Sivelos]

*sulks*

[Ganyu]

You just won again. I call hax!

[Rival Max]

Haha

[Aberforth]

Hi

[Sir Sivelos]

Hahah, wow! I'll make a new one.