[WAR] Team Yoga Bears 2 : YOGAnna feel the burn now yo

[Fawkes.]

lets see if we can get this going again


http://i.imgur.com/Ss7rgf8.jpg


Yoga (Sanskrit: योग ) are the physical, mental, and spiritual practices or disciplines which aim at transforming body and mind. The term denotes a variety of schools, practices and goals in Hinduism, Buddhism (including Vajrayana and Tibetan Buddhism) and Jainism, the best-known being Hatha yoga and Raja yoga. The term yoga is derived from the literal meaning of "yoking together" a span of horses or oxes, but came to be applied to the "yoking" of mind and body


ALL THAT MATTERS THOUGH IS YOGA > PILATES(r.i.p team pilates)

As Bears we got to be on top of our game to do bear things like sleep and eat and sleep and to be on top of our game we have to work out like crazy. But how you might ask? Lifting weights and steroids is cool and super effective but that's not manly enough for us bears (who are like the men of the animal world, just ask any bear and they'll tell you). So what's more manly than lifting weights with your bros?, NOTHING, nothing is more manly than lifting like 100kg and then chest bumping your bro. So as Bears we have to overcome this, we have to defeat the impossible and become more manly than manly and so to do that we must come full circle, thats right, in some sort of pseudo nature science conundrum that only Al Gore will understand we have to actually become less manly to be more manly. And so we resort to Yoga, the least manly workout but at the same time being the most manly, to keep in top form.

Our Mantra
1. you better not be hating on other teams' chakras
2. no waking up for christmas during hibernation
2. keep this thread clean of non yoga spam
3. minimum of 2 hours yoga per day
5. no black bears,

Sign Up form
Your Name: we all got one of these
What you can do for us: no dead weight in this cave
Favourite yoga pose: this is important to my opinion of you
Favourite bear joke (optional): i need happiness in these dark times known as finals




LIST OF ACCOMPLISHED YOGA BEARS
yoga bear overlord: fawkes (I'll try and fill in the holes)
Red dead bear-demption: Felly (urpg maybe art, writing, maybe showdown, maybe asb)
the not-ok-diak: Taither (URPG stuffs. Maybe write a story or something. Showdown)
Commander BearAss: Commba (mandatory do nothing member)
ican'tcomeupwithanameritenow: Elysia (writing, urpg, maybe art)
the Mega-Bear: Seppe (URPG, maybe Showdown, and just maaaybe roleplay )
Bear #7: mikey57 (showdown, urpg, gittin gud)
Mo-Bear-us: DarkMobius123 (Art)
Honey bear bear child: Meyneth (RP)



Links to WAR Threads
coming in hot

[Felly]

Your Name: Felly
What you can do for us: URPG, maybe art, writing, maybe Showdown, maybe ASB. If you need me to try something, yell at me and I'll try. xD I can also do team banners!!!! (shameless advertisement of art shop on PWN (http://forums.petalburgwoods.com/showthread.php/8169-bazaar-of-arts), or you can just request in this thread) I won't do WAR RP though 'cause that's way too involved for me, and I'm a laid back kinda bear.
Favourite yoga pose: I blend in with my sloth brethren. (I also enjoy nature as my signature currently depicts.)
http://onebigphoto.com/uploads/2012/04/red-panda-sleeping.jpg
Favourite bear joke: I'm not beary funny, I'm sorry. :( Have some hunny (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71DK0wTHx2L._SL1500_.jpg) as compensation?

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Felly
What you can do for us: URPG, maybe art, writing, maybe Showdown, maybe ASB. If you need me to try something, yell at me and I'll try. xD I can also do team banners!!!! (shameless advertisement of art shop on PWN (http://forums.petalburgwoods.com/showthread.php/8169-bazaar-of-arts), or you can just request in this thread) I won't do WAR RP though 'cause that's way too involved for me, and I'm a laid back kinda bear.
Favourite yoga pose: I blend in with my sloth brethren. (I also enjoy nature as my signature currently depicts.)
http://onebigphoto.com/uploads/2012/04/red-panda-sleeping.jpg
Favourite bear joke: I'm not beary funny, I'm sorry. :( Have some hunny (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71DK0wTHx2L._SL1500_.jpg) as compensation?

Aiight, but only because thats our ethnic diversity quota filled

[Taither]

Your Name: Taither
What you can do for us: I can do URPG stuffs. Maybe write a story or something. Showdown works, too. I am a talented yet unmotivated bear. Set a penguin down in front of me and I'll get around to it. Maybe enough pestering will get me off of my white furry *** and roleplay.
Favourite yoga pose: Whatever pose gets me the fish. Or the lady bears. I'll take either. Nomnomnom
Favourite bear joke (optional): "What's up with him?" "He's having a kodiak arrest." - Yeah, I went there.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c0/12/75/c012758421fa3c56a86b5d5447591ae0.jpg

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Taither
What you can do for us: I can do URPG stuffs. Maybe write a story or something. Showdown works, too. I am a talented yet unmotivated bear. Set a penguin down in front of me and I'll get around to it. Maybe enough pestering will get me off of my white furry *** and roleplay.
Favourite yoga pose: Whatever pose gets me the fish. Or the lady bears. I'll take either. Nomnomnom
Favourite bear joke (optional): "What's up with him?" "He's having a kodiak arrest." - Yeah, I went there.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c0/12/75/c012758421fa3c56a86b5d5447591ae0.jpg

in, but imma arrest you for that joke

[Felly]

Totally gonna casually bump this up so that people can see this is a team. We could totally use two more people to make us an official team, but we'll take more than 2 if y'all are really interested!!!!

i'm not even fawkes, but this team deserves to go through!!!

[CommBA]

Your Name: CommBA
What you can do for us: Absolutely nothing, my sole purpose is to get you one more member closer to being a team
Favourite yoga pose: When drunk, all poses become yoga poses.
Favourite bear joke (optional): This is so unbearable.

[Elysia]

Your Name: elysia
What you can do for us: nothing. Also writing, urpg, maybe art, idk
Favourite yoga pose: potato pose
Favourite bear joke (optional): i need happiness in these dark times known as finals
Unbearable
Sorry man I got nothing
I never said I was signing on for humor

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: elysia
What you can do for us: nothing. Also writing, urpg, maybe art, idk
Favourite yoga pose: potato pose
Favourite bear joke (optional): i need happiness in these dark times known as finals
Unbearable
Sorry man I got nothing
I never said I was signing on for humor


Your Name: CommBA
What you can do for us: Absolutely nothing, my sole purpose is to get you one more member closer to being a team
Favourite yoga pose: When drunk, all poses become yoga poses.
Favourite bear joke (optional): This is so unbearable.

Y'ALL DISSAPOINT ME

but coolio

[Seppe]

Your name: Seppe

What you can do for us: I'm a fighting bear, it's all I do, it's all I know how to do. So I'll do a bunch of URPG, maybe Showdown, and just maaaybe roleplay if it turns out to be fun

Favorite yoga pose: fighting. Below is a pic of me dodgin' strikes like Muhammad Paw-li

http://www.alaskabearsandwolves.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/MG_1678.jpg

rip brad josephs

Favorite bear joke: How am I supposed to come up with a joke under this kind of pressure? Impawssible.

[Fawkes.]

Your name: Seppe

What you can do for us: I'm a fighting bear, it's all I do, it's all I know how to do. So I'll do a bunch of URPG, maybe Showdown, and just maaaybe roleplay if it turns out to be fun

Favorite yoga pose: fighting. Below is a pic of me dodgin' strikes like Muhammad Paw-li

http://www.alaskabearsandwolves.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/MG_1678.jpg

rip brad josephs

Favorite bear joke: How am I supposed to come up with a joke under this kind of pressure? Impawssible.

PAWS?? they are CLAWS

in

[Mikey57]

Your Name: Mikey57

What you can do for us: I can definitely wreck face in Showdown and am currently trying to git gud at URPG (Making some great progress doe), Plus Humor and /maybe/ Creative Writing! I'm your man doe fo sho on showdown and will help out if needed to teach the strategies and destruction of showdown.

Favourite yoga pose: http://41.media.tumblr.com/281077971d76491950dc3f47e311cdc6/tumblr_n5r9pswT5P1qzgq67o3_1280.jpg The stretch. This is a picture of me stretching my back legs to go full sanic speed and beat up that Muhammad bearali guy that posted last. :0

Favourite bear joke (optional): My jokes are so unBEARable, I'll break the soundBEARier and cause a PANDAmonium.

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Mikey57

What you can do for us: I can definitely wreck face in Showdown and am currently trying to git gud at URPG (Making some great progress doe), Plus Humor and /maybe/ Creative Writing! I'm your man doe fo sho on showdown and will help out if needed to teach the strategies and destruction of showdown.

Favourite yoga pose: http://41.media.tumblr.com/281077971d76491950dc3f47e311cdc6/tumblr_n5r9pswT5P1qzgq67o3_1280.jpg The stretch. This is a picture of me stretching my back legs to go full sanic speed and beat up that Muhammad bearali guy that posted last. :0

Favourite bear joke (optional): My jokes are so unBEARable, I'll break the soundBEARier and cause a PANDAmonium.

Mikey57 more like "Yes you're in the team"57

[Elysia]

I thought we should jump on the bandwagon like the other teams and do team-building fun posting or something
idk
hi guys
this is a polar bear that fell over
he represents my reaction toward this week
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr06/3/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26922-1388766313-12_preview.gif

[Felly]

I thought we should jump on the bandwagon like the other teams and do team-building fun posting or something
idk
hi guys
this is a polar bear that fell over
he represents my reaction toward this week
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr06/3/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26922-1388766313-12_preview.gif

That's a very nice yoga pose. I give my paw of approval.

[Fawkes.]

couldn't agree more fellow bear, here is the latest technique I have been working on that I call the "Justin TimBEARlake"
https://i.imgur.com/Ki8lsiq.jpg

baby bye bye bye

[Elysia]

couldn't agree more fellow bear, here is the latest technique I have been working on that I call the "Justin TimBEARlake"
https://i.imgur.com/Ki8lsiq.jpg

baby bye bye bye

I see you pawing your bear crotch there
...


In other news, a friend of mine who has no idea about URPG/Pokemon/WAR/anything I do here just posted this to my facebook for things we should do over the summer. Can't tell if secretly a message from someone on here or not
http://myjoyyoga.com/
also we should definitely do this over the summer

[Felly]

Scandalous.

Also, I can make kinda beary awesome bear pics for our signatures or something. I dunno what y'all want, so just tell me and I'll make it happen!!!!

I can also make our team userbar thing that goes under our names? I think they let other people do that. Not sure what we want for that either.

[Elysia]

Scandalous.

Also, I can make kinda beary awesome bear pics for our signatures or something. I dunno what y'all want, so just tell me and I'll make it happen!!!!

I can also make our team userbar thing that goes under our names? I think they let other people do that. Not sure what we want for that either.

we should all post our favorite bear (or yoga) puns and make that our thing
can I be Santa Claws

[Mikey57]

I, for one, support the ideas of bears doing yoga on banners. Customized a bit for each person B]

[Felly]

Casual post here to bump the thread up and say that bears are cool. Bears that do yoga are even cooler.

[DarkMobius213]

Your Name: Devin
What can you do for us: Make Original Characters Art
Favorite yoga pose: IDK
Favourite bear joke: I am not very funny so just bear with it.

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Devin
What can you do for us: Make Original Characters Art
Favorite yoga pose: IDK
Favourite bear joke: I am not very funny so just bear with it.

you got it

Also i'll be making a skype group chat for the team when i can get my skype working, so i'll holler when i get around to it soon

[Sou]

I am not part of this team, however I saw this and decided to share:
/runs off to bed :>

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3d/4b/46/3d4b46434d5ca554b71da802a1d95561.jpg

[Fawkes.]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3d/4b/46/3d4b46434d5ca554b71da802a1d95561.jpg

From 200 push ups a day

[Fawkes.]

LETS DO THIS LADS

http://i.imgur.com/FnVzsad.gif

[Felly]

Yo, guys, I'm gonna do graphic art, and I need to know what colors would symbolize Yoga Bears. I also need to know a slogan for us!!! Gotta get them graphic art points!!!!

[also i'll make a bear banner for y'all too. just lemme know.]

[Fawkes.]

Yo, guys, I'm gonna do graphic art, and I need to know what colors would symbolize Yoga Bears. I also need to know a slogan for us!!! Gotta get them graphic art points!!!!

[also i'll make a bear banner for y'all too. just lemme know.]

I'd say brown because obv, green because nature also this might be of use http://www.whats-your-sign.com/chakra-color-meanings.html

as for slogan go with "Gettin' All The Honeys" (credit to the Mega-Bear) but this is up for discussion since I never really anticipated a slogan.

PS. Skype group is up for those who want in

PPS. shoutout to felly for bear bars

[Meyneth]

Your Name: Joltik, Meow Wow, Meyneth, Veronica
What you can do for us: I RP sometimes
Favourite yoga pose: Downward Dog Bear.
Favourite bear joke (optional): This looks Pawsome! :D

[Fawkes.]

Your Name: Joltik, Meow Wow, Meyneth, Veronica
What you can do for us: I RP sometimes
Favourite yoga pose: Downward Dog Bear.
Favourite bear joke (optional): This looks Pawsome! :D

YUPYUP

[Elysia]

GO TEAM ^^

THERE AIN'T NEARLY ENOUGH TALKIN' IN HERE AND I DON'T HAVE SKYPE, SO.

hi. wreck 'em, bears

[Felly]

We gonna wreck 'em!!! We did good week 1, now we gotta do good week 2!!

Yoga Bears mean business. :0

[CommBA]

I dropped the ball on reffing this week, forgive me my fellow bears.

[Seppe]

It's been fun

https://3arrington.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/waving-bear.jpg

[Elysia]

Gentleman, and lady, it was a pleasure ^^

[Suicune's Fire]

Hey, Yoga Bears! Great job out there. I wanted to bring this to light as a reminder:


Every team is allowed to submit a 80x80 px token to go on their member's profiles...

Just PM the finished token to Suicune's Fire or I and we will add it :)

[Felly]

Even though none of you bears will probably see this, I made this pretty little icon for your profiles. You're welcome. :0

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/flame757/Graphics/Avatars/YogaBearsicon.png

(And I already PM'd it to Suicune's Fire.)

[Suicune's Fire]

Your tokens have been handed out! :D I made up the description; if you want it to be something else, just let me know. x)