Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...TO DESTROY THE GODMODDER, POKEMON CROSSROADS EDITION!

OK, I admit, I have been hyping this up a little bit. I'm not saying this is gonna be the be-all end-all of the F&G section but this kind of game has been big in the past. BIG big. Henceforth, here it is, fresh and new for PxR.

There IS a plot, but it is a simple one: The Godmodder has invaded PxR! A godmodder, by definition, is a nigh-invincible jerk who can do whatever, whenever, and nothing can stop him, period. Good news, though: The Godmodder doesn't live up to the definition 100%, by some mercy, but he's incredibly close! And before you think he can be a cool guy, this guy's one and only purpose in life is to make people Ragequit by being an overpowered, unkillable jerkface! It's literally his job description, and he takes it as far as he possibly can, which is VERY far! His goal is to make everyone Ragequit and destroy PxR FOREVER! Now, with that excuse plot out of the way, ARE YOU READY TO DESTROY THE GODMODDER?!

Before I go on further, Credit to the game idea to TwinBuilder and TT2000 on the Official Minecraft Forums. You dudes rock!


GENERAL RULES:

0: GM fiat overrides all except Rule 00. If I say NO, then NO. Please be reasonable.

00: Follow all PxR rules. If this was not obvious without me stating it, well it's obvious now, but either way you do not have an excuse. Your GM is a Moderator, the banhammer will come swift if it's gotta. In particular: even if you are not banned from the site permanently, a ban here is a ban for life. Please, just listen.

01: In order to damage the Godmodder, you must use the MOST original, creative attacks possible that cannot possibly be Godmodded! Damaging the Godmodder at all is very hard, so don't be discouraged!

02: The Godmodder is extremely evasive and extremely powerful. Despite the previous rule, do not EXPECT your attack to work. He doesn't live up to the definition 100%, but he gets very close.

03: If you DO damage the Godmodder, the Godmodder will do something to prevent it from working ever again: This is the Curse of Repetitiveness. The Godmodder himself isn't affected by it, nor are his summons. Repeating things in general isn't going to get you far.

04: Despite the goal of the game being to DESTROY the Godmodder, if you feel contrary you can join his side, or just have your own thing for whatever reason, you can do that. However, once your alignment is set, only a dramatic betrayal can make you change sides.

05: In addition to just going full Attack on the Godmodder, you can summon Entities! These can be drawn from wherever you feel like, from pop culture to video games to your own imagination. The exception is, nothing from the F&G section. Please. Otherwise go bonkers.

06: You can also charge things for a period of time! You can have two active charges at once, and each one gains one extra for each post you make. The Charges can substantially aid Entity or Attack power. There is a maximum, though: To start, you can only charge for 50 posts max. This can increase as the game goes on and as I see fit. Or decrease. Trying to charge beyond this limit will fail, and if you try to increment your charge by more than 1 a turn, your charge will only count as having 1 for an increment. (Charging to a cap of 50 but incrementing by 5 equals a 10 post charge.) More detailed rules below.

07: This game has long been associated with Roleplay, but this is NOT A ROLEPLAY. Or not entirely, anyways. In any case, do not feel the need to create a backstory or have an SU ready. If you have some RP thing in mind, coolio, but if you don't eh. I don't blame you.

08: Basic Posting limits! You get two posts a turn! ONLY TWO! Nothing can expand this. In addition, they can't be Doubleposts, or else I discount the latter entirely. You may also Nullpost, or have a post dedicated to asking a question in case you run out of them, but please keep these to a minimum. I may make a thread for discussion on this if need be-otherwise PM me. You also cannot reserve or edit posts to change later-otherwise those posts will be discounted as well! While I'm at it, you CAN do multiple things per turn, but the more you do the less effective each action is.

09: BE WARNED. This game gets friggin' complicated. Fighting something nigh-invincible tends to be complicated. Specific details about some of this stuff can be found below, but if anything seems too complicated, here's my advice: DON'T TRY TO DO ALL OF THIS AT ONCE. Just focus on attacking the Godmodder or his flunkies for the first few turns and don't think about plot or complicated shenanigans like that.

10: In case you heard about this game from else-ware...I assure you this game does not fall into the Canon DTG stuff. Mercifully. That plot is already pretty tangled, I'll admit wholly.

CHARGING RULES:

00: You can have up to two charges at once. Each post, each charge you make goes up by one.

01: I already said this, but charging beyond the cap causes stuff to fail instead of work. The Cap is 50, as of right now.

02: Just letting you know now, Charge attacks are unlikely to affect the Godmodder. Even less than the usual chance, in fact. One-shot original attacks work the best on him! Save this for his flunkies.

03: What a charge can do is unlimited, but it can basically be divided into making your entities awesome and making attacks do ridiculous damage. You can also buff pre-existing Entities, summon artifacts to wield, or even possibly introduce whole new game concepts, or just shuffle up your RP stuff, if you're into that jazz.

04: All of this falls under GM approval. Don't exploit this. Please. If you have something planned that has the potential to be particuarily disruptive, PM me first. This game is DRIVEN by the players for the most part.

05: 1 point of charge per turn not cutting it? There's a way around this, but it involves teamwork! Each post, you may send out two assists, which are basically an extra point of charge! You can distribute the assists however you want, with the (hopefully obvious) exception that the assist cannot target you. You only get two per post, so only four per turn from one guy.

06: If you get assists, you may distribute it however you wish amongst your charges, but keep track of who gave you what and what goes where, please.

07: Charges go Stale if they're not used immediately. Once you hit the cap on charges, people in past games have been known to hold back the charge for a period. Unless there is a good reason, I will not allow this here. Period. After the charge has hit cap, you have 3 GM Updates to use it-otherwise it goes Stale, and cannot be used. I would have a rough idea in mind of what your charge is gonna do, but you only HAVE to post stats when the charge is unveiled.

08: Nothing in this game can remove charge points. Not even the Godmodder can. Rest assured that your charges will go on in continued forward motion.


ENTITY RULES:

01: Entities can be ANYTHING, as described above...With an exception: NOTHING from the Forum Games or RP section can be used, OK? Anything else is game, just not stuff already here. Please and thank you.

02: There are exceptions for very broad things, but if an Entity bites the dust or leaves, it cannot be resummoned even if it is alive.

03: Cures of Repetitiveness demands that you do not spam entities. They will grow weaker as a whole if you do so. The only way to ward off the Curse of Repetitiveness is to not be repetitive, and thus not spam entities.

04: Entities can have loads of special mechanics. You decide what they do, as long as it's not gamebreaking. I'll nerf anything that needs nerfing.

05: You can do crazy stuff with this, MAJOR stuff, but you better PM me it first if you think it'll be disruptive, please.

06: You must post Entity stats on summon. Otherwise I go by a standard template. The bare minimum on Entity stats is HP and damage-anything else MUST be laid down on summon and explained to the fullest extent possible. If you had cool mechanics, post them when you post the Entity summon. Please. If it's lengthy, use Spoilers.


11: One final warning! More mechanics can pop up over time! This rules page WILL be updated! Check back.

The Godmodder glares upon the open battlefield, waiting patiently.

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100

[insert_generic_username]

I toss a tuba at the Godmodder because I can.

[gutza1]

Made an account just for this. Wait. Not canon? That means that- I don't HAVE to have a character. Heh. Heheheheh. (I'm from the main game, BTW).

First off, I give everyone infinite MP so no attack will fail because of "Not enough MP." Then I call in the founder of the forum and make him start a ban process on the Godmodder, just like Criticsquid from the original Destroy the Godmodder. Finally, I begin a new charge.

Fortress: 1/10

[Dragon Master Mike]

Two charges max? I begin both now.

Powerful Summon: 1/30

Mana for a spell: 1/5


I literally just walk up and try to stab the godmoder. Like, no tricks or anything. I just take a knife and stab him. Surely the godmoder wasn't expecting something so simple.

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 2/10

I telekinetically project all of my HOW 2 HOMSUTCK LIKE SANIC HEGEHOG (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrucLEZXhrnpxiG1HAP_YqN1vyl4V-r4L) videos, complete with ear-bleeding music. An example:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSz_5h-T6KQ

Godmodder: OH MYSELF MY BRAIN!

But that's not all! Suddenly, a flash comes out of the horizon. It's Sanic.

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[TwinBuilder]

I join. I summon a Lv. 100 Pikachu that the Godmodder dispatches easily using Earthquake. Then I summon another one, and he does the same thing. This continues for a while until I've summoned like a hundred of them. The Godmodder has used Earthquake so much that it inadvertently turns into a Fissure. He falls in, and considering Fissure is normally a OHKO, the Godmodder doesn't come out unscathed.

[Sir Sivelos]

Entities can be ANYTHING, as described above...With an exception: NOTHING from the Forum Games or RP section can be used, OK? Anything else is game, just not stuff already here. Please and thank you.

*shoves Chaos, Taurus, and various other characters back to their respective locations* Dammit, Tazz. ;(

Anyway, I jump in, landing and doing a particularly impressive front flip. Some nearby judges rate it a 9 / 10. I then use MARKSMAN, in which I increase my general aim temporarily. While not a 100% increase, it does improve the general accuracy of attacks by a slim margin. Using my newfound accuracy buffs, I attempt to BACKUP BASH the GODMODDER! BACKUP BASH already has a poor accuracy, so hopefully the usage of MARKSMAN improved this. Should it hit, BACKUP BASH… well, normally would deal For Massive Damage. But since the GodModder can only take 1 damage per attack… well, yeah. Let's see how this works.

[Lord Celebi]

Wait there's a thread dedicated to destroying me? I'll be.

Neo Emolga

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I toss a tuba at the Godmodder because I can.

Being non-canon, this guy is not Richard, and thus does NOT share his odd Tuba fear, and thus catches your tuba and straight-up eats it. No sweat!


Made an account just for this. Wait. Not canon? That means that- I don't HAVE to have a character. Heh. Heheheheh. (I'm from the main game, BTW).

First off, I give everyone infinite MP so no attack will fail because of "Not enough MP." Then I call in the founder of the forum and make him start a ban process on the Godmodder, just like Criticsquid from the original Destroy the Godmodder. Finally, I begin a new charge.

Fortress: 1/10

Not enough MP is no longer a valid block excuse, K. A post in and that's already thrown into it.

As for your summon of the forum's creator, HKim, The Godmodder just blocks your summon attempt entirely! His powers are too much for the Godmodder to want to deal with at this stage! The only way HKim's gonna come is if he comes on his own will!


Two charges max? I begin both now.

Powerful Summon: 1/30

Mana for a spell: 1/5


I literally just walk up and try to stab the godmoder. Like, no tricks or anything. I just take a knife and stab him. Surely the godmoder wasn't expecting something so simple.

You stab the Godmoder, who is not the Godmodder! The Godmoder is Actually invincible but totally neutral, so he doesn't even care about a simple stabbing.


+2 to Mike

Fortress: 2/10

I telekinetically project all of my HOW 2 HOMSUTCK LIKE SANIC HEGEHOG (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrucLEZXhrnpxiG1HAP_YqN1vyl4V-r4L) videos, complete with ear-bleeding music. An example:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSz_5h-T6KQ

Godmodder: OH MYSELF MY BRAIN!

But that's not all! Suddenly, a flash comes out of the horizon. It's Sanic.

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The Godmodder blows your mind by revealing that, through various mental manipulations, he was the REAL force behind the Sanic videos, and is thus immune to you!


I join. I summon a Lv. 100 Pikachu that the Godmodder dispatches easily using Earthquake. Then I summon another one, and he does the same thing. This continues for a while until I've summoned like a hundred of them. The Godmodder has used Earthquake so much that it inadvertently turns into a Fissure. He falls in, and considering Fissure is normally a OHKO, the Godmodder doesn't come out unscathed.

The Godmodder is immune to Ground-type attacks because he can fly!


*shoves Chaos, Taurus, and various other characters back to their respective locations* Dammit, Tazz. ;(

Anyway, I jump in, landing and doing a particularly impressive front flip. Some nearby judges rate it a 9 / 10. I then use MARKSMAN, in which I increase my general aim temporarily. While not a 100% increase, it does improve the general accuracy of attacks by a slim margin. Using my newfound accuracy buffs, I attempt to BACKUP BASH the GODMODDER! BACKUP BASH already has a poor accuracy, so hopefully the usage of MARKSMAN improved this. Should it hit, BACKUP BASH… well, normally would deal For Massive Damage. But since the GodModder can only take 1 damage per attack… well, yeah. Let's see how this works.

The Godmodder's evasion is maxed out and you miss completely!


Wait there's a thread dedicated to destroying me? I'll be.

Neo Emolga

For the record: The canon games have stated that there are multiple godmodders...BUt the Godmodder is THE best godmodder, bar none, hence the proper noun.


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The Godmodder rolls his eyes at all the ineffective attacks. He clicks his fingers, summoning a rain of swords! Two of your attacks this turn will (randomly!) be interrupted by the rain of swords!

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100

[TwinBuilder]

I use the move Gravity, which blocks the Godmodder's flight and makes it so he is no longer immune to Ground-type moves! I then repeat the Earthquake/Fissure attack.

...Or do I? The Godmodder is too busy to realize that, amidst the sea of Pikachus, the person repeating the attack was a copy of me! I send a legion of Ice Pokemon to create a Sheer Cold powerful enough to freeze the Godmodder permanently in a tomb of ice.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 2/30

Mana for a spell: 2/5

After making three human sacrifices beneath the full moon, I Release the power of the scroll of transformation, temporarily turning the godmodder into a chicken. Simultaniously, I prepare a catapult to bombard the godmodders position with flaming chunks of rock.

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 3/10

I quicksummon Arceus, who then kicks the Godmodder down SCP-87. The Godmodder cannot evade or block the kick, and it will send him down SCP-87. He will make it all the way to the bottom and [DATA EXPUNGED], which is really really bad. If Arcues is not available, I will look down the legendary pokemon ladder until I find a legendary pokemon who is available.

[Sir Sivelos]

I call in a charge for a particularly nasty Orbital Strike, which is aimed at the Godmodder and locked to their current position, ready to fire at any time.

Orbital Strike: 1 / 10

Meanwhile, I use a Shadow Sneak to attempt to blindside the Godmodder, vanishing into darkness and popping up behind him, bringing my sword down onto his unsuspecting neck. That is, if he's unsuspecting and I don't get my head kicked in as a result.

[insert_generic_username]

Richard shows up and attempts to Destroy the Godmodder.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use the move Gravity, which blocks the Godmodder's flight and makes it so he is no longer immune to Ground-type moves! I then repeat the Earthquake/Fissure attack.

...Or do I? The Godmodder is too busy to realize that, amidst the sea of Pikachus, the person repeating the attack was a copy of me! I send a legion of Ice Pokemon to create a Sheer Cold powerful enough to freeze the Godmodder permanently in a tomb of ice.

You fail because the Godmodder's level is too high, causing it to auto-miss!


Powerful Summon: 2/30

Mana for a spell: 2/5

After making three human sacrifices beneath the full moon, I Release the power of the scroll of transformation, temporarily turning the godmodder into a chicken. Simultaniously, I prepare a catapult to bombard the godmodders position with flaming chunks of rock.

You seem to be somewhat oblivious to Gutza assisting you, just so you know.

You turn the Godmodder into the Chickenmodder, successfully. Next turn, he must be referred to as the Chickenmodder or your attacks will fail! The Chickenmodder is still a powerful Godmodder, and thus flaps its wings and flies over the catapault shots.


+2 to Mike

Fortress: 3/10

I quicksummon Arceus, who then kicks the Godmodder down SCP-87. The Godmodder cannot evade or block the kick, and it will send him down SCP-87. He will make it all the way to the bottom and [DATA EXPUNGED], which is really really bad. If Arcues is not available, I will look down the legendary pokemon ladder until I find a legendary pokemon who is available.

Stopped by the rain of Swords!


I call in a charge for a particularly nasty Orbital Strike, which is aimed at the Godmodder and locked to their current position, ready to fire at any time.

Orbital Strike: 1 / 10

Meanwhile, I use a Shadow Sneak to attempt to blindside the Godmodder, vanishing into darkness and popping up behind him, bringing my sword down onto his unsuspecting neck. That is, if he's unsuspecting and I don't get my head kicked in as a result.

Chickenmodder. He expects it and gives you an offhand backhand...Err, offwing backwing? You don't know either.


Richard shows up and attempts to Destroy the Godmodder.

Stopped by the swords! ((Also by the non-canon status of the game.))

The Chickenmodder mocks you-or should I say BAWKS you-and turns around, firing eggs! One of you will be distracted because of the eggs fired at you, causing an attack to fail! It looks like the spell is wearing off, though...Just one more turn.

[GM] Chickenmodder: 100/100

[gutza1]

Fortress: 4/10

+2 to Mike.

Screw this, the Chickenmodder needs something to attack. A distaction. I quick summon Minsc and Boo (characters from Dungeons & Dragons). I place an anti-mind control cap on them so the Godmodder can't mind control them to his side.

[purple umbreon]

Since I am hungry and see a flying chicken, I take a flamethrower to roast myself some Chickenmodder.

[Sir Sivelos]

I use an ANTI-CHICKEN SPRAY… but then bust out an ATOM BOMB on the Chicken/Godmodder's face as a surprise attack!

[insert_generic_username]

I summon the spirit of ProtonJon, who uses egg powers to turn all the eggs around and bombard the Chickenmodder with eggs.

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 5/10

I summon a horde of hungry kobolds and sic them on the Chickenmodder. Once the combat is over, I transmogrify the Chickenmodder back into a human with my transmogrifier from Calvin and Hobbes, because this is stupid and I really didn't expect the Godmodder to have been transformed in some way this early in the game.

[Sir Sivelos]

Should the Godmodder have reverted to his original Godmodder form, I use the Maximum Carbine, a legendary shot gun, to fire bullets made of solid bedrock at the Godmodder.

However, if the Chickenmodder is still in his chickeny form, then I throw a particularly impressive rock at the Chickenmodder.

[gutza1]

Fortress: 6/10

I point out to Sir Sivelos that we aren't in Minecraft, then I throw the Godmodder into a wormhole and cause it to collapse before he reaches the other end. The Godmodder gets crushed into non existence.

[TwinBuilder]

That raises a good point. Where are we, exactly?

I lure the Chickenmodder with seeds. Since chickens cannot resist seeds, he ends up walking straight into a pit of chicken-eating piranhas.

Alternatively, I temporarily turn the Godmodder into a noob with the Noobalizer. I lure the temporarily nooby Godmodder with diamond armor. Since noobs cannot resist diamond armor, he ends up walking straight into a pit of man-eating piranhas.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh dear, my fault. Still, bedrock is still quite a tough substance IRL. Nevertheless, I'll keep that in mind.

And, uh... I guess for now we're in a nameless generic arena of sorts. It's up to us, right?

Anyway, I summon a Ridiculously Distracting Object; a nameless, very generic object that, as its name suggests, is INCREDIBLY distracting. I'm having a hard time paying attention myself, but I manage to throw it past the God / Chickenmodder in hopes of getting him to lose focus. Now, guys, give him all you've got! We only have this chance to use the R.D.O.!

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 3/30

Mana for a spell: 3/5

3/5 is more than sufficient! I use half of the charge to freeze the chickenmodder's feet to the ground, and the other half to summon a swarm of flying knifes to attack it from all directions! I also take the +2 that gutza gave me and add that to the attack's power. Oh, and I did this at the same time as Sir Sivelos's distracter.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Fortress: 4/10

+2 to Mike.

Screw this, the Chickenmodder needs something to attack. A distaction. I quick summon Minsc and Boo (characters from Dungeons & Dragons). I place an anti-mind control cap on them so the Godmodder can't mind control them to his side.

Because they are literally the 1st summons of the game...Minsc and Boo added! The Chickenmodder decides not to retaliate yet.


Since I am hungry and see a flying chicken, I take a flamethrower to roast myself some Chickenmodder.

The Chickenmodder flaps away the flames back away and onto you!


I use an ANTI-CHICKEN SPRAY… but then bust out an ATOM BOMB on the Chicken/Godmodder's face as a surprise attack!

The Chickenmodder face-tanks the ATOM BOMB...And lives unscathed! The Chickenmodder is too powerful to be stopped by a mere atomic blast!


I summon the spirit of ProtonJon, who uses egg powers to turn all the eggs around and bombard the Chickenmodder with eggs.

The Chickenmodder quickly makes a banishing spell to stop you before you can use the Spirit of ProtonJon properly.


+2 to Mike

Fortress: 5/10

I summon a horde of hungry kobolds and sic them on the Chickenmodder. Once the combat is over, I transmogrify the Chickenmodder back into a human with my transmogrifier from Calvin and Hobbes, because this is stupid and I really didn't expect the Godmodder to have been transformed in some way this early in the game.

The Chickenmodder pecks the Kobolds to death! Due to the ambiguity of the transmogrifier's actual abilities-specifically whether or not they EXIST-he believes them to not exist, and thus it fails!


Should the Godmodder have reverted to his original Godmodder form, I use the Maximum Carbine, a legendary shot gun, to fire bullets made of solid bedrock at the Godmodder.

However, if the Chickenmodder is still in his chickeny form, then I throw a particularly impressive rock at the Chickenmodder.

The rock isn't impressive enough, as the Chickenmodder once again pecks it away.


Fortress: 6/10

I point out to Sir Sivelos that we aren't in Minecraft, then I throw the Godmodder into a wormhole and cause it to collapse before he reaches the other end. The Godmodder gets crushed into non existence.

Chickenmodder. Also, this is your third post! You only have two in this game!


That raises a good point. Where are we, exactly?

I lure the Chickenmodder with seeds. Since chickens cannot resist seeds, he ends up walking straight into a pit of chicken-eating piranhas.

Alternatively, I temporarily turn the Godmodder into a noob with the Noobalizer. I lure the temporarily nooby Godmodder with diamond armor. Since noobs cannot resist diamond armor, he ends up walking straight into a pit of man-eating piranhas.

The chickenmodder flies himself out of the pit before the piranhas get at him.

You take note of the surroundings. This area is a very flat plain nestled into some mountains, with waterfalls marking a rough diamond shape in the four cardinal directions. The Godmodder occupies the east end, while you occupy the west. It's utterly huge-huge enough that Sivelos'es previous atom bomb hasn't done all that much.

this place is going to look like the bowels of the Nether soon enough.


Oh dear, my fault. Still, bedrock is still quite a tough substance IRL. Nevertheless, I'll keep that in mind.

And, uh... I guess for now we're in a nameless generic arena of sorts. It's up to us, right?

Anyway, I summon a Ridiculously Distracting Object; a nameless, very generic object that, as its name suggests, is INCREDIBLY distracting. I'm having a hard time paying attention myself, but I manage to throw it past the God / Chickenmodder in hopes of getting him to lose focus. Now, guys, give him all you've got! We only have this chance to use the R.D.O.!

For the record: Attacks can come from ANY SOURCE you can think of, just like Entities.

The Chickenmodder is distracted by the Ridiculously Distracting Object! He will be distracted for the next action!


Powerful Summon: 3/30

Mana for a spell: 3/5

3/5 is more than sufficient! I use half of the charge to freeze the chickenmodder's feet to the ground, and the other half to summon a swarm of flying knifes to attack it from all directions! I also take the +2 that gutza gave me and add that to the attack's power. Oh, and I did this at the same time as Sir Sivelos's distracter.

You do realize those +2's are literally extra points for your charges being given to you, right? As Gutza was giving you them, you could treat them as separate charges. This is kind of vauge, but basically-as it stands, the 'Mana for a spell' thing is 5/5 and thus full. You can pump those other +2s into your other charge, as well.

With all of that said, you successfully Freeze the Chickenmodder's feet in place! Your Flechette storm, however, is easily deflected with another Wing Flap and does nothing! He'll be distracted by the Ice this eotb and not directly attack.


...

Minsc and Boo attempt to attack the Chickenmodder, but he deflects them quickly with powerful wing flaps, dealing 600 damage to each. The Chickenmodder's sudden de-transformation into the regular Godmodder causes the Ice to Break on its own! The Godmodder re-adjusts to his regular form, wasting his actual action.


...

[AG] Minsc: 1,400/2,000

[AG] Boo: 1,400/2,000

[GM] The Godmodder: 100/100

AG = Anti-Godmodder.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 9/30

Random Charge for the sake of not wasting the second charge that I will figure out something to do with later (if this is okay): 1/?


I didn't even realize that's what the +2 was, I was totally confused lol. I'm just going to assume that all 5/5 of that charge that would have been there was used, and the 5 of the 8 he had given me leftover went into my other charge.

Because the godmodder exists on the internet, I launch a massive worldwide EMP attack, taking out the power grid and essentially destroying the internet.

[purple umbreon]

I summon the moderator who is here to get rid of the godmodder. I then throw cake in his face as distraction for others.

[Sir Sivelos]

I use a secret technique: "Only Death Shall Reap Man." Forming a scythe out of shadows, I flash-step past the Godmodder, and time seemingly accelerates, with the Godmodder receiving many, many slashes from the shadowy scythe in all but a second or two. The scythe vanishes since the attack was performed successfully (by that, I mean I used it, not that it did damage (if it did)).

I then use a summon: Dinaka, the King of the Sauran race! Being a massive, bipedal dinosaur, Dinaka is quite imposing. His natural armor and mighty Hammer of Dinaka make him a difficult opponent to fight, even by superboss standards. Dinaka can do many things, such as telekinesis, temporal reversion (he can undo the reversion, but not turn time forward), and energy blasts… But he's not invincible, by no means. He just has A LOT OF HEALTH, making him a damage sponge.

Dinaka grunts and throws his Hammer like a boomerang, with it starting a tornado in its wake, striking the Godmodder and arcing back to Dinaka!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Powerful Summon: 9/30

Random Charge for the sake of not wasting the second charge that I will figure out something to do with later (if this is okay): 1/?


I didn't even realize that's what the +2 was, I was totally confused lol. I'm just going to assume that all 5/5 of that charge that would have been there was used, and the 5 of the 8 he had given me leftover went into my other charge.

Because the godmodder exists on the internet, I launch a massive worldwide EMP attack, taking out the power grid and essentially destroying the internet.

If someone says "+2 to =insert name here=," It's a safe bet that's an assist, and you should take those into account.

The Godmodder's godmodding ability extends to the gear he uses IRL! His computers and accounts are not only infinite, they are all EMP-proof! The EMP affects everyone BUT him! However, as no-one online = no ragequitting, he resets the world's electricity without breaking a sweat.

Yes, his powers extent to IRL. You may now panic.


I summon the moderator who is here to get rid of the godmodder. I then throw cake in his face as distraction for others.

Well, Sivelos is already here and you only said moderator, which leaves...

...Me...Ugh.

I arrive. Hooray! You literally summoned me in within the first three pages! Whatever! As I am an actual mod, I can do a banhammering on this Rage-thirsty mother-effer, which would, HOPEFULLY, do damage, but I need time, as he's got ridiculous Uber Haxor on his side! Just, gimmie a few seconds! If I'm attacked once...This is gonna end badly.

ONLY THIS ONCE OK?! I DIDN'T WANT TO GET DRAGGED INTO THIS AND SEEM LIKE A SUE OR SOMETHING!!


I use a secret technique: "Only Death Shall Reap Man." Forming a scythe out of shadows, I flash-step past the Godmodder, and time seemingly accelerates, with the Godmodder receiving many, many slashes from the shadowy scythe in all but a second or two. The scythe vanishes since the attack was performed successfully (by that, I mean I used it, not that it did damage (if it did)).

I then use a summon: Dinaka, the King of the Sauran race! Being a massive, bipedal dinosaur, Dinaka is quite imposing. His natural armor and mighty Hammer of Dinaka make him a difficult opponent to fight, even by superboss standards. Dinaka can do many things, such as telekinesis, temporal reversion (he can undo the reversion, but not turn time forward), and energy blasts… But he's not invincible, by no means. He just has A LOT OF HEALTH, making him a damage sponge.

Dinaka grunts and throws his Hammer like a boomerang, with it starting a tornado in its wake, striking the Godmodder and arcing back to Dinaka!

The Godmodder takes ONE look at Dinaka, and thinks that THAT guy looks like an awesome stone wall to distract you guys! He uses his powerful Mind Controlling abilities, slipping straight through protection designated for Super-Ultra-Mega-One-Winged-Angel-Soul level Bosses! Being only a Superboss, Dinaka is easily converted to the PG cause.

Godmodder: Did you really think of it as that easy?

While he does this, he fails to notice you attempting to cut him. He feels a weird sensation that feels like scratching his back.


...

Minsc and Boo realize that their talents are PROBABLY better suited to take out that new PG guy, and attack him for 600 damage each! Dianka Retaliates and slams Boo for another 600 damage! The Godmodder finishes off Boo with a mighty stroke of a massive mace, with the splash dealing 600 to Minsc as well! He's giving me an angry glare...Ohgoodnesshelp.


...

[AG] Minsc: 800/2,000

[AG] The_Nonexistent_Tazz: 1/1. Moderation: [||]

[PG] Dianka: 6,800/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100

Yo! Just a reminder, you can post TWICE a turn! I'm not sure how active you guys can manage to be, though. Also, you can do anything else with any action...Like, say, heal an Entity, or erect a barrier to prevent me from dying horribly!

The bar on the right is my Special Attack that I can use on the Godmodder to hopefully damage him-if it's charged to full, I can activate it! It goes up at a rate of one per post, so this means you have to defend me for the next two turns!

[Sir Sivelos]

NUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO

I leap valiantly in front of my co-overlord fellow moderator, shielding Tazz from any attack that might come his way! This only lasts one turn, but essentially acts as a sure-shot protect! On the cost of me getting hit, that is.

As I get two actions per turn, I send out a telepathic message to my allies:

Sir Sivelos whispers: "Guys, The Godmodder just got a big ally out of Dinaka there. Sorry about that. But what's so important about this guy, is that he's capable of… well, basically everything that allows him to further his goals. Within reason, of course. He can't fly, last I checked, but he's a damn good long jumper. Stuff like that. Assume he's just as dangerous as the Godmodder, but don't lose priority on our actual target!

…I also think to myself about a possible moderator team attack with Tazz.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 10/30

Random Charge: 2

I use my 2 charge to try and supress Dianka, not damaging but preventing him from doing anything this turn. TAZZ YOU CAN DO THIS!!!

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 7/10

I use my player powers to Hammerspace a transmogrifier that actually works. I then transmogrify the air around Tazz into neutron degenerate matter, forming a shield. Finally, I heal Minsc with a stimpak.

[Sir Sivelos]

I do a thing for the sake of trying to keep the thread alive.

I'm still suspended in the air in front of Tazz, so hopefully something happens soon.

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 8/10

I telepathically project the original Smile.jpg image into the Godmodder's mind, (taking measures to not be affected by it myself, of course). He immediately starts having epileptic fits and is compelled to spread the word.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO

I leap valiantly in front of my co-overlord fellow moderator, shielding Tazz from any attack that might come his way! This only lasts one turn, but essentially acts as a sure-shot protect! On the cost of me getting hit, that is.

As I get two actions per turn, I send out a telepathic message to my allies:

Sir Sivelos whispers: "Guys, The Godmodder just got a big ally out of Dinaka there. Sorry about that. But what's so important about this guy, is that he's capable of… well, basically everything that allows him to further his goals. Within reason, of course. He can't fly, last I checked, but he's a damn good long jumper. Stuff like that. Assume he's just as dangerous as the Godmodder, but don't lose priority on our actual target!

…I also think to myself about a possible moderator team attack with Tazz.

Talking is a free action. Telepathy is as well, unless it's being used to attack the Godmodder. You can theoretically do infinite actions per turn, but the more you do, the less effective it all is.

Despite attempting to keep it private, the Godmodder hears your telepathy anyways!

Godmodder: THIS thing? Stronger than ME?!
Godmodder: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaa...
Godmodder: Wait. You're SERIOUS, aren't you?
Godmodder: ...
Godmodder: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAH AHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!

Dianka, not terribly humored but knowing that it's totally true, laughs considerably less heartily than the Godmodder does. You've seen almost literally nothing yet. The Godmodder blows out all bosses in terms of sheer being-a-boss-ness.

You meatshield me!


Powerful Summon: 10/30

Random Charge: 2

I use my 2 charge to try and supress Dianka, not damaging but preventing him from doing anything this turn. TAZZ YOU CAN DO THIS!!!

You prevent Dianka from attacking this turn!


+2 to Mike

Fortress: 7/10

I use my player powers to Hammerspace a transmogrifier that actually works. I then transmogrify the air around Tazz into neutron degenerate matter, forming a shield. Finally, I heal Minsc with a stimpak.

Neutron Shield added! +400 HP to Minsc!


I do a thing for the sake of trying to keep the thread alive.

I'm still suspended in the air in front of Tazz, so hopefully something happens soon.

Why did I quote this, again?


+2 to Mike

Fortress: 8/10

I telepathically project the original Smile.jpg image into the Godmodder's mind, (taking measures to not be affected by it myself, of course). He immediately starts having epileptic fits and is compelled to spread the word.

The Godmodder quickly erects a Telekill wall around you, causing you to be unable to project it.


...

Minsc, realizing that his/her/its time is short no matter how much stimpacks it gets, immediate meat-shields me! Dianka is unable to do jack due to Dragon Master Mike's suppression, and I'm too busy charging up Moderation, so only the Godmodder acts! He makes a massive leap to the sky, beyond all of your sight! A second later, he comes back down in a mighty tornado drill at mach 999, screw physics, drilling right into everything between me an dhim! Minsc killed, Neutron Barrier destroyed, and Sivelos is tossed to the side! The Godmodder seems annoyed by the lack of attention. Only three people? ((tbh this is a game for more than three)). I am unharmed, but I think he's going to try harder! Quickly, use your creativity and make the most ridiculous barriers known to man! Otherwise I'm gonna die...I'm too young to die!


...

[AG] The_Nonexistent_Tazz: 1/1. Moderation: [||]

[PG] Dianka: 6,800/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100

[Sir Sivelos]

Hiyah!

I set up a Super-Complex Barriadox, a layer of barriers so complex and tightly-woven, that it seems to ignore physics altogether, thus making it completely indestructible! The Tetrashield forms around Tazz, by the way.

Meanwhile, I take out a Quantum Seed, and begins filling it with… some strange dark substance. Thus begins the charge of Terminus.

Terminus charge: 1 / 10

[purple umbreon]

I release a smokescreen that covers our side and I quickly put up a barrier of magical ice up that never melts and can't break around the moderator.

[Sir Sivelos]

I use potent magic to root purple umbreon's shield to Tazz's position, meaning that if Tazz is moved, the shield will move with him. The vice versa is NOT true, the shield can not be moved from Tazz's position now.

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 15/30 (+4 from gutza)

Charge: 1

I charge into the godmodder from the rear, impaling him with the spear of binding in an attempt to seal him and prevent him from attacking Tazz.

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 9/10

Okay. Hmm. We need something to attack Dianka. It's time to bring out a DTG staple. I gather 130 metal and...

ERECTING A SENTRY

A level 1 sentry is built (for the anti-godmodders, of course). It attacks Dianka. I then build a telekill shield around Tazz, blocking any psychic attacks.

[Sir Sivelos]

I begin working on leveling up the Sentry, just in case.

Level Up: 1 / 5

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

I'm changing my summon. I want to use the Fortress in DTG 3.

Sora (from Kingdom Hearts): 10/10 Complete!

I use my ten-post charge to summon Sora from Kingdom Hearts as an Anti-Godmodder. Then I build a shield of shields around Tazz.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hiyah!

I set up a Super-Complex Barriadox, a layer of barriers so complex and tightly-woven, that it seems to ignore physics altogether, thus making it completely indestructible! The Tetrashield forms around Tazz, by the way.

Meanwhile, I take out a Quantum Seed, and begins filling it with… some strange dark substance. Thus begins the charge of Terminus.

Terminus charge: 1 / 10

Super-Complex Barriadox added!


I release a smokescreen that covers our side and I quickly put up a barrier of magical ice up that never melts and can't break around the moderator.

Smokescreen and Ice added!


I use potent magic to root purple umbreon's shield to Tazz's position, meaning that if Tazz is moved, the shield will move with him. The vice versa is NOT true, the shield can not be moved from Tazz's position now.

Why did I quote this? Like, I'm not moving!

Also, what about Terminus? Did you just decide to drop it?


Powerful Summon: 15/30 (+4 from gutza)

Charge: 1

I charge into the godmodder from the rear, impaling him with the spear of binding in an attempt to seal him and prevent him from attacking Tazz.

The Godmodder feels a feeling suspiciosuly similar to something like a thousand-fold nerfed bee sting. He shrugs.

In case that wasn't obvious, nothing happened.


+2 to Mike

Fortress: 9/10

Okay. Hmm. We need something to attack Dianka. It's time to bring out a DTG staple. I gather 130 metal and...

ERECTING A SENTRY

A level 1 sentry is built (for the anti-godmodders, of course). It attacks Dianka. I then build a telekill shield around Tazz, blocking any psychic attacks.

Level 1 Sentry Added!

Telekill Shield added!


I begin working on leveling up the Sentry, just in case.

Level Up: 1 / 5

What part of "Only two posts per turn" do you not understand?


+2 to Sivelos

I'm changing my summon. I want to use the Fortress in DTG 3.

Sora (from Kingdom Hearts): 10/10 Complete!

I use my ten-post charge to summon Sora from Kingdom Hearts as an Anti-Godmodder. Then I build a shield of shields around Tazz.

Sora added!

Shield of Shields added!


...

The Level 1 Sentry detects Dianka and fires at him for 400 damage! (Minsc and Boo were buffed for being the first summons, let's put it that way and leave it that way). Sora levies his Keyblade and casts a few Firas, dealing 1,000 damage!

Dianka simply kicks the Super-Complex Barriadox aside instead of bothering with the other AG entities for now! The Godmodder clicks his fingers, and suddenly a massive thundercloud appears in the sky! It rumbles ominously before unleashing the mother of all thunderstorms, destroying all the other barriers in a massive flash of light and energy...But I'm OK!

I use Moderation, and immediately begin by pulling out a Bangun! It's like a Banhammer, but in pistol form. It's so convenient. I load a shot weighted for 25,000 infractions, a thousand fold the infractions needed for a permanent ban, and Moderation powers emit around me as I take careful aim at the Godmodder! In response, he quickly erects a thousand barriers between me and him and prepares his most powerful godmods and haxors for the inevitable, hoping that he can escape the pain!

He fails. The Shot flies straight through all one-thousand barriers, punctures his impossibly overpowered armor, and slams into his skull, sending him flying, banned for all eternity! Sadly, however, his infinite accounts and computers means only one out of all infinity of them was banned, but the power of the ban emitted throughout all of his accounts! One of his alts logs in, ever-so-slightly injured! One damage! I immediately ascend, not wanting to be here any longer than I have to!

Meanwhile, the Curse of Repetetiveness-a dark, nasty aura around the Godmodder-immediately appears and creates a word: "BANNING." The Godmodder is now completely immune to being banned by any Moderator, Senior Moderator, or any other forum authority! The curse's physical presence vanishes. (It clearly hasn't actually vanished.)


...

[AG] Level 1 Sentry: 1,000/1,000

[AG] Sora: 3,000/3,000

[PG] Dianka: 5,400/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 99/100

[Sonic20]

Suddenly, for no apparent reason, I break inactivity, and perform a SMASH 4 REVEAL out of nowhere, leaping into the screen!

Taking advantage of my appearance for no apparent reason, I toss an ordinary looking baseball, but upon reaching the Godmodder's destination, it splits open, launching bombs containing immeasurable amounts of compressed electricity everywhere near the Godmodder!

While the explosion settles, I begin mustering up intense amounts of chaotic energy.

Energy Charge: 1 / 6

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 2/5 (+1 from Mike). Sorry Mike, but I'm doing this. You can boost me if you wish. Metal Gathered: 80

ERECTING A SHIELD

I put a carbon nanogel (something from the mainline DTG series) shield around the Sentry. I then pull out a plasma gun and fire hundreds of 10,000 degree (I doubt that celsius or fahrenheit really matters in this case) magnetically shaped helium bullets at Dianka. Since Dianka is organic, the plasma burns right through him and right out the other side. Ouch. This is why the Protoss should have has no trouble killing all of the Zerg if Starcraft was in real life.

[Sir Sivelos]

Sorry about that, I kind of forgot. Since I'm basically restarting the charge, I'll just go back to 1 / 10.

Terminus: 1 / 10

Meanwhile, I take out a walky-talky and speak into it. Sirens blare, and the Godmodder has a peculiar feeling that he should look up. He does, and he sees a large Thermonuclear Bomb, just microseconds before it strikes.

The resulting wave of fire completely eradicates the grass for around a mile, turning a portion of our arena into a barren radioactive wasteland. A large mushroom cloud billows into the sky, and the blast wave flattens the ground for miles outward. Dinaka is thrown by the blast wave and hits a mountain, the impact of it momentarily stunning him. The fate of the Godmodder is yet to be seen...

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 16/30

Charge: 2

First of all, I give my X2 charge to Gutza to add to one of his charges. Second of all, while Sir Sivelos is dropping the bomb, I dig underneath the godmodder, pulling his feet underground and holding him there so he can't run.

[Sir Sivelos]

Terminus: 2 / 10

I continue filling the Tetraseed with a strange dark substance. Whatever, it probably doesn't matter.

While I do so, I give everybody gas masks so the fall out doesn't bite us in the rear.

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 5/5 (+2 from Mike) Metal Gathered: 200 Complete!

I use my charge to upgrade the Sentry to level 2. I then start work on two more charges...

Level 3 Sentry 1/10 Metal Gathered: 20
Batman: 1/20 ((DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!))

Finally I create a antimatter nuke and surround it with a ball of negative matter. Negative matter is matter that has negative inertia. Basically, if you push it, instead of it moving away, it pushes at you. I aim it at the Godmodder and push it towards myself with a massive amount of force, making it fly towards the Godmodder at very high speeds. Just as it is about to hit him, I detonate the nuke. Because of the negative matter's properties, it implodes instead of exploding. It compresses so hard that it forms a black hole, which tears the Godmodder apart through spaghettification and sucks his atoms in.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, whoops. Looks like Terminus won't work anymore since it spawns a black hole…

Terminus: 0 / 10 ;(

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 17/30

Random Charge: 1

I do nothing but build more charge and wait to see how my previous post's actions work out.

[Sonic20]

Since my last post's actions still haven't played out, I continue charging.

Energy Charge: 2/6

I then pull out my Crystal Barrage rifle, and promptly fire a huge wave of energy-coated shards into the atmosphere above, allowing me to send them in whenever I like. Unless the godmodder destroys them.

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

Level 3 Sentry 2/10 Metal Gathered: 40
Batman: 2/30

I speak to the Godmodder.

"Hey, Godmodder! You godmod. Does that not make you a hypocrite?"

When the Godmodder gives his confused response, I give a logically sound explanation.

"Godmodding equals money. Money equals power. Power equals camel. Camel equals five celery sticks. Five. Quid pro quo."

I then continue speaking.

"Five is also the number of points in a pentagram. Therefore you are a satanist. If you are a satanist, you are related to Hagrid. If you are related to Hagrid, you are a potato."

The Godmodder looks down to see that he is now a potato (he wasn't transformed into a potato. He always was a potato). Suddenly, GLaDOS!

"Oh look. Someone is ripping my shtick off. Well, looks like you can't infringe on my life experiences anymore. That would be intellectual property violation. I know that makes no sense, but I need an excuse to harm you. For science. You monster"

GLaDOS then throws the Potatomodder into an incinerator.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hopefully Tazz comes around soon, I got something planned.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Suddenly, for no apparent reason, I break inactivity, and perform a SMASH 4 REVEAL out of nowhere, leaping into the screen!

Taking advantage of my appearance for no apparent reason, I toss an ordinary looking baseball, but upon reaching the Godmodder's destination, it splits open, launching bombs containing immeasurable amounts of compressed electricity everywhere near the Godmodder!

While the explosion settles, I begin mustering up intense amounts of chaotic energy.

Energy Charge: 1 / 6

The Godmodder's destination turns out to be cuba, so it sails away to Cuba, confusing the Godmodder. It'll still do its intended purpose at the end of turn.


+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 2/5 (+1 from Mike). Sorry Mike, but I'm doing this. You can boost me if you wish. Metal Gathered: 80

ERECTING A SHIELD

I put a carbon nanogel (something from the mainline DTG series) shield around the Sentry. I then pull out a plasma gun and fire hundreds of 10,000 degree (I doubt that celsius or fahrenheit really matters in this case) magnetically shaped helium bullets at Dianka. Since Dianka is organic, the plasma burns right through him and right out the other side. Ouch. This is why the Protoss should have has no trouble killing all of the Zerg if Starcraft was in real life.

Carbon Nanogel is non-canon here, because by the law of this not being canon to mainline DTG, mainline DTG is not canon here! You fail to give a shield!

600 damage to Dianka!


Sorry about that, I kind of forgot. Since I'm basically restarting the charge, I'll just go back to 1 / 10.

Terminus: 1 / 10

Meanwhile, I take out a walky-talky and speak into it. Sirens blare, and the Godmodder has a peculiar feeling that he should look up. He does, and he sees a large Thermonuclear Bomb, just microseconds before it strikes.

The resulting wave of fire completely eradicates the grass for around a mile, turning a portion of our arena into a barren radioactive wasteland. A large mushroom cloud billows into the sky, and the blast wave flattens the ground for miles outward. Dinaka is thrown by the blast wave and hits a mountain, the impact of it momentarily stunning him. The fate of the Godmodder is yet to be seen...

The Godmodder face-tanks the atom bomb. Pff, silly thermonuclear explsions. Do you think his armor isn't immune to radiation or explosions? As for Dianka, 200 damage!

You could set that at 2/10. It doesn't have to be continuous.


Powerful Summon: 16/30

Charge: 2

First of all, I give my X2 charge to Gutza to add to one of his charges. Second of all, while Sir Sivelos is dropping the bomb, I dig underneath the godmodder, pulling his feet underground and holding him there so he can't run.

Giving someone charge can be expressed as, simply, "+2 to Gutza," in your case.

The Godmodder is pinned and unable to dodge! Of course, the bomb did nothing. HOpefully the next attack does.


Terminus: 2 / 10

I continue filling the Tetraseed with a strange dark substance. Whatever, it probably doesn't matter.

While I do so, I give everybody gas masks so the fall out doesn't bite us in the rear.

You give everyone Gas Masks.


+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 5/5 (+2 from Mike) Metal Gathered: 200 Complete!

I use my charge to upgrade the Sentry to level 2. I then start work on two more charges...

Level 3 Sentry 1/10 Metal Gathered: 20
Batman: 1/20 ((DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!))

Finally I create a antimatter nuke and surround it with a ball of negative matter. Negative matter is matter that has negative inertia. Basically, if you push it, instead of it moving away, it pushes at you. I aim it at the Godmodder and push it towards myself with a massive amount of force, making it fly towards the Godmodder at very high speeds. Just as it is about to hit him, I detonate the nuke. Because of the negative matter's properties, it implodes instead of exploding. It compresses so hard that it forms a black hole, which tears the Godmodder apart through spaghettification and sucks his atoms in.

Sentry upgraded!

The Godmodder pulls out a White Hole and neutralizes the Black Hole by throwing it in! Don't ask how he got that in his Hyperspace Arsenal.


Oh, whoops. Looks like Terminus won't work anymore since it spawns a black hole…

Terminus: 0 / 10 ;(

What part of ONLY TWO POSTS A TURN DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

Seriously though. I thought I made that clear.


Powerful Summon: 17/30

Random Charge: 1

I do nothing but build more charge and wait to see how my previous post's actions work out.

You can have two posts of actions a turn. This did not need to be wasted on NOTHING!


Since my last post's actions still haven't played out, I continue charging.

Energy Charge: 2/6

I then pull out my Crystal Barrage rifle, and promptly fire a huge wave of energy-coated shards into the atmosphere above, allowing me to send them in whenever I like. Unless the godmodder destroys them.

The Godmodder is curious as to what they do...


+2 to Sivelos

Level 3 Sentry 2/10 Metal Gathered: 40
Batman: 2/30

I speak to the Godmodder.

"Hey, Godmodder! You godmod. Does that not make you a hypocrite?"

When the Godmodder gives his confused response, I give a logically sound explanation.

"Godmodding equals money. Money equals power. Power equals camel. Camel equals five celery sticks. Five. Quid pro quo."

I then continue speaking.

"Five is also the number of points in a pentagram. Therefore you are a satanist. If you are a satanist, you are related to Hagrid. If you are related to Hagrid, you are a potato."

The Godmodder looks down to see that he is now a potato (he wasn't transformed into a potato. He always was a potato). Suddenly, GLaDOS!

"Oh look. Someone is ripping my shtick off. Well, looks like you can't infringe on my life experiences anymore. That would be intellectual property violation. I know that makes no sense, but I need an excuse to harm you. For science. You monster"

GLaDOS then throws the Potatomodder into an incinerator.

I'll be honest. If this wasn't your third post OUT OF TWO, this would have worked. It was creative enough, but you posted three times out of two.

If this does not teach you people to only post twice, I do not know what will. If I feel abrasive about this, consider me a harsh tutor.


Hopefully Tazz comes around soon, I got something planned.

Hopefully it's a ridiculous attack idea that damages the Godmodder!


...

The Lightning Baseball bombs come back, but the Godmodder is ready with a rubber wall to block it!

The Level 2 Sentry and Sora smack Dianka for a total of 1,200! Dianka strikes back against the Sentry for 800, but takes 200 in retaliation as well! The Sentry's fire is too concentrated. The Godmodder uses a dark ritual to summon a ton of Neoshadows that quickly death-pounce Sora, before the Godmodder LE VANISH'es them to oblivion, dealing 1,500 damage to Sora!

The Godmodder looks to grow bored if you don't start challenging him soon. It's the only reason he hasn't gone on to start destroying the forum already! Or maybe he's thinking of making this party 'liven up?' I don't really want to know or find out, hustle!


...

[AG] Level 2 Sentry: 1,200/2,000

[AG] Sora: 1,500/3,000

[PG] Dianka: 3,400/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 99/100

[Sir Sivelos]

It is time…

I take out a present box, with a tag on it reading… oh. OH NO. THESE PRESENTS… THEY BELONG TO…

Suddenly, THE LORD MICHAEL… JACKSON appears out of a column of light!

I quickly toss the present at the Godmodder, who catches it out of reflex.

The Lord Michael: I am here for my GIFTS, Godmodder!

The Lord Michael moonwalks over to the Godmodder, before taking his hat in his hand, and…

The Lord Michael: COME ON!

The Lord Michael performs a combo on the Godmodder using his hat as a sword (somehow), which brings a tear to everyone's eyes! That's how impressively epic it is! Even the Godmodder is amazed, despite being the recipient of a technique that should have been used to EXECUTE THE WORST CRIMINALS IN EXISTENCE, rather than being wasted on the Godmodder. During the combo, The Lord Michael pushes the Godmodder away...

Mecha Jackson: WOO!

…And suddenly becomes Mecha Jackson!

Mecha Jackson opens his mouth, and strikes the Godmodder with a wave of pure, condensed sound, overloading the Godmodder's ears and brain! The shockwave blasts the Godmodder backwards out of Dragon Master Mike's grip and into a giant Rock… Which is also an extension of the Lord Michael, as he is the champion of not only pop, but Rock n' Roll! The Rock explodes, with Michael Jackson albums piercing the Godmodder like bullets of solid adminium, which are then revealed to be miniature Spread Bombs! Suffice it to say, imagine the Rock being a large Bouncing Betty filled with miniature Bouncing Betties. That's a lot of bombs.

Sitting in the Godmodder's previous position is The Lord Michael's Presents. The Lord Michael, having reverted back to his previous form, picks up the presents and leaves.

The Lord Michael… beat it.

*Insert Rimshot here*

[Sonic20]

... Confused as to seriously what just actually happened, I take advantage of the Godmodder's likely completely shattered eardrums and my absurd speed to very efficiently construct a massive siege tower behind him. As he finally turns around and realizes what's actually going on, I prep 2 massive over-barreled laser guns I literally strapped to the tower, forcing him to dodge--

Right into my next trap, in which as he still likely can't hear what's going on, he suddenly finds a massive shadow, and is impacted by an oversized streamroller made out of the most unspeakably-tough-and-crazily-heavy-material-ever, and then said steamroller shatters and it's remains are promptly crushed by 3 more! As I wait for his reaction, I continue charging.

Energy Charge: 3/6

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 18/30

Random Charge: 2

I travel to the top of mount everest to claim the key of unicorns. Once I trek back down, I build a spaceship out of toothpicks and tinfoil capable of travelling to Mars. Once on Mars (With my homemade space suit of course) I spend exactly 3.14 hours searching for the gate of unicorns. Once I find it, I insert the key of unicorns, opening a gate to unicorn land. After going in, I am immediately assaulted by unicorns. Using the power of potatos, I defeat the unicorns, claiming the blade of infinite unicorns. Then, I go back through the gate to mars, use my spaceship to fly to Saturn, and slice through saturns rings, empowering the blade of infinite unicorns with Saturn Power. I then fly back to Earth and use this saturn powered infinite unicorn blade to slice a giant chunk out of the moon, aiming it crashing down on top of the god modder. I ride on top, and as it breaks apart, I extend the sword, diving down through the atmosphere over him, slamming down and impaling him with the force of a thousand suns, as hellfire rains from the sky and for some reason probably relating to the blade's special powers, unicorns appear and make sure the god modder can't do anything about it. Oh, and the moon rocks are empowered with saturn/unicorn magic.

[Sonic20]

I then pull a ridiculous amount of ring capsules out of nowhere, giving me well over 1000. Where exactly do I stash those? What's their purpose? That's none of your business, buddy. Then, I continue charging: my ultimate weapon is nearly ready.

Energy Charge: 4/6

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 19/30

Random Charge: 3

Time to break the fourth wall!

Due to Tazz not returning, the game cannot continue. If the game cannot continue, the Godmodder can no longer do anything, thus loses.

[Sir Sivelos]

A fair point, Mike.

Taking advantage of Mike's paradox, I form a PARADOX HAMMER out of the paradox and whack the Godmodder on the head with it, filling him to the brim with logical paradoxes! The Godmodder cannot handle it, and he's stuck in a permanent loop of trying to process the paradoxes. What a shame, knowing that such a feat is impossible, even by the Godmodder.

So yeah, the Godmodder is pretty much braindead.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

It is time…

I take out a present box, with a tag on it reading… oh. OH NO. THESE PRESENTS… THEY BELONG TO…

Suddenly, THE LORD MICHAEL… JACKSON appears out of a column of light!

I quickly toss the present at the Godmodder, who catches it out of reflex.

The Lord Michael: I am here for my GIFTS, Godmodder!

The Lord Michael moonwalks over to the Godmodder, before taking his hat in his hand, and…

The Lord Michael: COME ON!

The Lord Michael performs a combo on the Godmodder using his hat as a sword (somehow), which brings a tear to everyone's eyes! That's how impressively epic it is! Even the Godmodder is amazed, despite being the recipient of a technique that should have been used to EXECUTE THE WORST CRIMINALS IN EXISTENCE, rather than being wasted on the Godmodder. During the combo, The Lord Michael pushes the Godmodder away...

Mecha Jackson: WOO!

…And suddenly becomes Mecha Jackson!

Mecha Jackson opens his mouth, and strikes the Godmodder with a wave of pure, condensed sound, overloading the Godmodder's ears and brain! The shockwave blasts the Godmodder backwards out of Dragon Master Mike's grip and into a giant Rock… Which is also an extension of the Lord Michael, as he is the champion of not only pop, but Rock n' Roll! The Rock explodes, with Michael Jackson albums piercing the Godmodder like bullets of solid adminium, which are then revealed to be miniature Spread Bombs! Suffice it to say, imagine the Rock being a large Bouncing Betty filled with miniature Bouncing Betties. That's a lot of bombs.

Sitting in the Godmodder's previous position is The Lord Michael's Presents. The Lord Michael, having reverted back to his previous form, picks up the presents and leaves.

The Lord Michael… beat it.

*Insert Rimshot here*

The Lord Michael does this all to you instead, as he KNOWS who opens his presents! You just tried to frame the Godmodder!


... Confused as to seriously what just actually happened, I take advantage of the Godmodder's likely completely shattered eardrums and my absurd speed to very efficiently construct a massive siege tower behind him. As he finally turns around and realizes what's actually going on, I prep 2 massive over-barreled laser guns I literally strapped to the tower, forcing him to dodge--

Right into my next trap, in which as he still likely can't hear what's going on, he suddenly finds a massive shadow, and is impacted by an oversized streamroller made out of the most unspeakably-tough-and-crazily-heavy-material-ever, and then said steamroller shatters and it's remains are promptly crushed by 3 more! As I wait for his reaction, I continue charging.

Energy Charge: 3/6

The Godmodder's eardrums recovered quickly enough that he heard what was coming and dodged the other way.


Powerful Summon: 18/30

Random Charge: 2

I travel to the top of mount everest to claim the key of unicorns. Once I trek back down, I build a spaceship out of toothpicks and tinfoil capable of travelling to Mars. Once on Mars (With my homemade space suit of course) I spend exactly 3.14 hours searching for the gate of unicorns. Once I find it, I insert the key of unicorns, opening a gate to unicorn land. After going in, I am immediately assaulted by unicorns. Using the power of potatos, I defeat the unicorns, claiming the blade of infinite unicorns. Then, I go back through the gate to mars, use my spaceship to fly to Saturn, and slice through saturns rings, empowering the blade of infinite unicorns with Saturn Power. I then fly back to Earth and use this saturn powered infinite unicorn blade to slice a giant chunk out of the moon, aiming it crashing down on top of the god modder. I ride on top, and as it breaks apart, I extend the sword, diving down through the atmosphere over him, slamming down and impaling him with the force of a thousand suns, as hellfire rains from the sky and for some reason probably relating to the blade's special powers, unicorns appear and make sure the god modder can't do anything about it. Oh, and the moon rocks are empowered with saturn/unicorn magic.

1 damage!


I then pull a ridiculous amount of ring capsules out of nowhere, giving me well over 1000. Where exactly do I stash those? What's their purpose? That's none of your business, buddy. Then, I continue charging: my ultimate weapon is nearly ready.

Energy Charge: 4/6

You do that.


Powerful Summon: 19/30

Random Charge: 3

Time to break the fourth wall!

Due to Tazz not returning, the game cannot continue. If the game cannot continue, the Godmodder can no longer do anything, thus loses.

This fails because I updated!


A fair point, Mike.

Taking advantage of Mike's paradox, I form a PARADOX HAMMER out of the paradox and whack the Godmodder on the head with it, filling him to the brim with logical paradoxes! The Godmodder cannot handle it, and he's stuck in a permanent loop of trying to process the paradoxes. What a shame, knowing that such a feat is impossible, even by the Godmodder.

So yeah, the Godmodder is pretty much braindead.

The Godmodder simply ignores the paradoxes.


...

The Level 2 Sentry and Sora keep pounding away at Dianka, dealing another 1,200 damage. Dianka retaliates against Sora for 800 damage, dodging the Sentry this time. The Godmodder handles that-bringing down his mighty mace of macing things onto it and dealing 1,150 damage! The Sentry's gunfire is easily blocked by the Godmodder catching every bullet out of the air!

He then snaps his fingers as a menacing looking orb starts to form in the sky...An intangible, goldenrod orb. Something's happening, but it doesn't look like you can stop it. Get ready!


...

[AG] Level 2 Sentry: 50/2,000

[AG] Sora: 1,500/3,000

[PG] Dianka: 3,400/8,000

[PG] Intangible Orb???

[GM] Godmodder: 98/100

[Dragon Master Mike]

woo one damage!

Powerful Summon: 19/30

Random Charge: 3

The blade of infinite unicorns absorbs the godmodder's blood that it drew during it's attack, gaining a slight red glow! The blade of infinite unicorns is now The ultimate blade of infinite unicorns! I put the ultimate blade of infinite unicorns away for future use. In the mean time, I put a barrier around the intangible orb to prevent it from doing anything harmful.

[PV]

I send off the appropriate paperwork to the Swiss Authorities, as the most efficient bureaucracy in the world, their officials are incorruptable, to have the Godmodder's name legally changed to Sharon Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG Zoom-Boing Z'nourrwringmm, thereby inflicting a terrible repetitive strain on their wrists any time they must sign documents!

[Steven_Six]

Steven_Six walks in, realizes it's a Godmodder fight, and jumps in.

n0oB lunges at you with Reeeeelle bed spleing.

B rede 2 git rekt, boi!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!!!1!!1!!!!11111i!

Godmodder Sharon Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG Zoom-Boing Z'nourrwringmm: OH GOD MY EARS

Eers komenze bledin form bed spilleng n pruninciatin n stuf

Meenwhille, mey az will meke them too cherrges...
Auto Firing Gun - Make Plans: 1/10
Tapping the Mountains - Deal Damage: 1/8... Wait! Since when has basic land been HALF a Mana? Damn you Fraction Jackson...

And a helpful charge: Dragon Master Mike +2 Powerful Summon

Oh. wait. That Sentry's about to crash. (Pulls out wrench)
Fixes up sentry! Pretty bad at it, though... This was someone else's build, after all

Then, he shouts the famous words...
"IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN DODGE A BALL."
Steven throws the wrench, which has an aura of undodgyness, at the Godmodder. If it hits, you can't dodge a ball either, so how can you hope to dodge bullets? Or a sword? Or anything harder to dodge than a ball?

[Steven_Six]

WAIT HE'S BACK