[WAR II] Humor Section

[Lord Celebi]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lodmyheaYe1qjcyvz.jpg

Welcome to WAR Season II's official Humor section. This season, I will be your host. The aim of the humor section is as simple as always: make me laugh. It's not hard, I like to joke about pretty much everything, you just need to do it better than everyone else in order to get a point. I have created a very advanced mathematical formula in order to ensure that this section is handled impartially and fairly. Below is your rubric for this section. Again, very, very advanced math here. If you don't understand it, I don't blame you.

Blowing Air Through My Nose Fast - This is the smallest distinct laugh that I am capable of. It is most prevalent when I'm paging through mildly funny comments on reddit. It may also be accompanied by a "heh."
Sensible Chuckle - http://media.giphy.com/media/IHM7nuJaR65MI/giphy.gif
A Laugh - Your basic laugh. You're funny, congratulations.
Riotous - I am laughing so hard my roommates may think I am strange...r.
Life Alert - Help, I'm laughing and I can't get up.

Much like Whose Line Is It Anyways, points will be given out on a "whatever the **** I feel like" basis. Usually, I will give one point each to the top six entries in this thread, but if something is particularly funny, I may change that to 5 and give two points to someone.

Rules
1. Offensive jokes: I love horrifically offensive jokes. I understand that this is a legitimate avenue of humor. I understand that these are also typically risky because you can offend somebody. For jokes of this kind, please ensure that they are funny and spoiler tagged. If it's just something that's offensive for the sake of being offensive (basically, not artful), not only will you not win but you will probably also get in trouble with the forum staff. Good rule of thumb: Make sure the joke is not funny because it is offensive, but is funny because saying offensive things is a social faux pas.
2. Inappropriate Jokes: Don't do it. If your joke looks like the plot to Human Centipede 3, it's probably not going to win you any points. Again, be artful & funny and you'll be fine.
3. Be original. Don't take someone else's material.
4. Not only is it allowed to make jokes at the expense of other forum members, but I encourage it! Nothing is funnier than an inside joke. Yes, this means that even Neoxrust jokes are on the table.
5. The theme is a guideline. If you think of something funnier, go for it, I don't care.

Theme
Week 1: First World Problems
Week 2: It Sucks to be Me
Week 3: Being Butthurt
Week 4: Pokemon Crossroads

[Soulmaster]

So do we post in the thread with our humor or do we PM it to you? It's been done both ways so wanting to make sure.

[Lord Celebi]

Post in the thread. Part of humor is making everyone laugh!

[Soulmaster]

Mkay then.

First world problem: Having to think up some lame joke to win a contest on a forum.

so stupid it may work

[Monbrey]

http://i.imgur.com/id1H1CX.png

[LKWayvern]

The following is a comedic monologue I had to write for my Drama class this year. For maximum comedy, imagine me reading this to you in a dead monotone.

*Phone rings*
Girl: Hi, bay! It's, like, so hard for me to hear you right now! I'm walking to my bestie's house and there're, like, so many people walking their dogs and, like, all the dogs are barking and I can't hear a thing you're saying so I'm, like, gonna just keep talking so there isn't any awkward silence, okay bay?
Anyways, I was just thinking about how popping you are, bay! I mean, you got me that mad lit teddy bear for my birthday! To be honest, you're, like, the most popping, best bay in the history of bays, bay!
*beat*
Huh? You want to talk to me? But we're talking right now, bay! I'm telling my awesome bay about how much I love my bay!
*beat*
Oooooooh, you want to talk to me! Okay, bay! Go ahead! Talk!
*beat*
Wait... You've been cheating on me with my bestie this entire time? And now you're dumping me for her?
OMG, bay, this is not happening! You're not dumping me, bay, I'm dumping you! And you remember that teddy bear you got me for my birthday? I burned it because it reminded me too much of your mom! And I can't even remember your name because it's, like, so dope! And before I hang up, tell my bestie she isn't my bestie anymore, bay! Goodbye, bay!
*hangs up*

So yeah. That was a monologue about me making fun of slang, as well as all the unnecessary drama I hear in the hallways on a daily basis.

[Ganyu]

I'm getting so many messages but it's making my iPhone restart non-stop.

(I tried.)

[ninjaskarmory]

Oh my god I love Whose Line!! My boyfriend and I watch it all the time.

Oh, yeah, that one random string of symbols that's going around that makes your iPhone restart. I swear, if one more person sends me that, I'm going to hunt them down in the streets.

Can this "first world problems" thing be in the form of a greentext story, Lord Celebi? If so, I have a great idea.

EDIT: Could it also be about a crazy day? I had a pretty crazy day recently, and I wrote down all the details! Far too many problems popped up, so it would fall under the umbrella of "problems". This one wouldn't be in greentext form.

[Noblejanobii]

First world problems:

I can't buy Starbucks because the coffee is always giving me acid reflux.

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Mentioned this contest to my boyfriend. Forced to endure thirty minutes of bad #firstworldproblems jokes. #firstworldproblems

[[Desolate Divine]]

My vegan friend didn't have any meat food at his birthday party. It was all vegan food. There was plenty of food, but no meat. #firstworldproblems #truestory #hardestnightofmylife

[HKim]

Ugh. You guys make this so complicated. What ever happened to proper English?

You know how long it took me to understand hashtags? And even now I only think it's some mutant hybrid of key words and communication. As if sentences weren't good enough. #what #idon'tundrstand #thisisn'tenglish #aminotsupposedtouseapostrophes?

Oh, this, and trigger warnings. Yeah. No. That's stupid. Everything can be a trigger warning these days. What, you're mad because I talked about the Civil War? Triggered. Don't like that I killed off a character? Triggered? You hate that I like the color yellow? Triggered. Angry at trigger warnings? Triple Triggered.

And then you got weird symbols that suddenly mean something. Like "^", which apparently means I agree with what the person above me said. Well what's wrong with saying "I agree with Joe" or "Sarah is right"? What if someone posted before you and then you end up agreeing with the wrong person?

ElimN8: The War was so much cooler back in my day.
KennyC: I'm a pretty magical girl!
HKimF: ^
HKimF: No, wait, I mean I agree with Nate.
NeoSquirrel: lol

All of this could have been avoided with proper sentences, a willingness to communicate well, and the fortitude to not give into bad social media trends.

Seriously people, don't destroy humanity.

[Voltaire Magneton]

I know someone who got grounded for a week because he did not send lives on Candy Crush to his mom.

(gg)

[sammy0295]

Finally made it to the end, but the Princess is in another castle.
#World1Problems

[SassySnivy]

Finally made it to the end, but the Princess is in another castle.
#World1Problems

You win the internet.

[Neo Emolga]

These are all real.

http://i.imgur.com/GURoAQ4.png

http://i.imgur.com/RdJAvF8.png

http://i.imgur.com/yuAWyvO.png

http://i.imgur.com/sVaVVjU.png

http://i.imgur.com/r4CzfBD.png

http://i.imgur.com/usxCseW.png

http://i.imgur.com/EPof8Yn.png

http://i.imgur.com/Mjd40If.png

[SassySnivy]

These are all real.

http://i.imgur.com/GURoAQ4.png

http://i.imgur.com/RdJAvF8.png

http://i.imgur.com/yuAWyvO.png

http://i.imgur.com/sVaVVjU.png

http://i.imgur.com/r4CzfBD.png

http://i.imgur.com/usxCseW.png

http://i.imgur.com/EPof8Yn.png

http://i.imgur.com/Mjd40If.png

I CAN 100% RELATE TO THAT SECOND ONE. And the last. Honestly I think Neo's so far encompasses the theme the best xD But then there's sammy's. Oh my god I almost died because that is just so clever like omg

[Dragon Master Mike]

GOD D**N IT, I WANTED TO ENTER THIS BUT I HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO FUNNY!


That was my entry. I don't think it's funny either.

[Lord Celebi]

Oh my god I love Whose Line!! My boyfriend and I watch it all the time.

Oh, yeah, that one random string of symbols that's going around that makes your iPhone restart. I swear, if one more person sends me that, I'm going to hunt them down in the streets.

Can this "first world problems" thing be in the form of a greentext story, Lord Celebi? If so, I have a great idea.

EDIT: Could it also be about a crazy day? I had a pretty crazy day recently, and I wrote down all the details! Far too many problems popped up, so it would fall under the umbrella of "problems". This one wouldn't be in greentext form. ninjaskarmory, it can be any format you want.

[ninjaskarmory]

So, at 1:30 one afternoon, when my mom texted me and told me to let my dog out to go to the bathroom, I thought it would be an unmemorable chore that would take maybe 5 minutes of my time.

But holy kittens on a kickboard, I've never been so wrong.

When my mom texted me, I just shrugged, grabbed a dog treat, and went outside. I didn't bring my phone or anything, as I wasn't expecting anything big to happen. Out of habit, I jiggled the handle a little after I closed the door.

When it didn't twist all the way, I thought I was going to cry. I had been locked out, and my mom wasn't coming home until 7:15. This had never happened before. The next half hour or so was spent trying every window and door, all to no avail. I was thinking of running to one of my neighbors' houses to use their phone and call my mom, but nobody was home. So, I decided to sit down and wait.

What ensued was around 3 hours of trying not to lose my mind. I let my dog out, of course. Then, left with nothing better to do, I swept most of the deck, which was surprisingly fun. There was a lot of singing, and admittedly a lot of bad language when wasps started flying toward me. Once, something wet touched my toe, which resulted in me violently kicking my flip flop half way across the yard. Keep in mind that my grass isn't a tame, cute little lawn. It's wild grass and stickers and who knows what else that ranges from 1 to 3 feet tall. So, you can imagine how hard it was to hop through that on one foot to retrieve my flip flop.

Anyway, I did that for a while. Then, my dog randomly started barking. Not at deer, not at turkeys, but at me, as if she wanted to be let out of her outdoor play area to go to the bathroom again. Naturally, I let her go. However, this time, she sprinted across the yard and didn't come back, even when I called. So, with the help of two neighbors, I traversed half the neighborhood trying to find her, and eventually recovered her from a neighbor's backyard. Nobody knew how she got there.

So, yeah, that's my story for the day. My mom's fiance came home and let me in the house, and I ate like a savage for about an hour after that. When my mom texted me at 1:30, I definitely did not anticipate that I would be running around the neighborhood like a lunatic in my pajamas.

-

That's my entry! cx I had fun writing it, that's for sure. I hope you like it!

[Nekomata]

I was trying to be productive one day, but HKim and some other PXR members spent a few hours trying to convince me to join WAR. To shut them up so I could get back to work, I agreed. Now I'm stuck participating in horrible unproductive contests instead of playing video games.

[RobinHoude]

So, at the end of last semester, I was planning on having a wonderfully productive summer full of writing, drawing, coding, and what not. And then I discovered Prime Instant Video.
#firstworldproblems

[Brettles]

My heater makes my my house so hot during winter that I need cold drink to cool down :(



Also my response to first world problems, (Not original, so not my entry, also may offend some listeners!)


When someone starts seriously complaining first world problems, do two things:

First, get them a cup of coffee full to the brim, and a lid.

Second, Tell them to "Shut the Full Cup"

[PV]

Having your internet connection cut off during the 1st week of WAR...

Well, the guy who stole my router thought it was funny anyway...

[Lord Celebi]

Judging will come tomorrow.

This week's theme is: "It Sucks To Be Me" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ALzUGZsOQ)

[Noblejanobii]

All my friends are chilling and hanging with their significant others over the summer. I'm sitting here alone with my summer school courses to make sure I graduate on time. #americanschoolsucks

[ninjaskarmory]

Oh, of course I already told my best "sucks to be me" story. Go figure. :P

Oh well! I'll come up with something good this week.

[PV]

My name's Henry and my life sucks.
All she ever does is use me.
She doesn't ask, she just takes.
She pushes me around like I'm nobody.
Even having her friends around doesn't stop it, they just mock me.

I can't take this any more. I need to escape from her.
Please, if you're out there and you can read this, come and rescue me.
Here's a photo of me to help.

http://www.retrostyler.com/images/D/Henry%20Desktop%20Hoover.jpg

[Voltaire Magneton]

Self-deprecation, huh?

I am immune to jumpscares, horror movies are not very effective, I do not have any serious phobia. But I have a pathological fear of the concept of Five Nights at Freddy's. I have not even played the game or even saw the antagonists. Blame TVTropes!

[Suicune's Fire]

"It definitely sucks to be me..."

http://i.imgur.com/MkdcLkK.png


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02690/empty-loo-roll_2690682b.jpg

[Daixtey]

It definately sucks to be me when you study for no end, that you can hear your book actually talking to you, but you never understand it.

[LKWayvern]

Sucks to be me. You pride yourself on being hilarious, and yet you can't think of anything besides this to put in the Humour thread for WAR. T^T

[Ganyu]

I'm a trans female Asian who isn't good at Maths and has a Tumblr feminist blog.

I win. xD

[Dash]

Sadly my life not only sucks, it blows too :(

#SaveTheLeafblowers
I totally didn't mean to kind of ripoff PV I thought of this the day it came out and I forgot to post it QQ
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--LnVm_dtK--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kwoppkdfny3blsbsfwfa.jpg

[Brettles]

Finally got onto Masterchef Australia .... This guy is Captain of my team.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/26/08/2913280D00000578-3097043-image-a-67_1432624753901.jpg

Sucks to be me!

Admittedly only funny to Masterchef Australia fans! :biggrin:

[ninjaskarmory]

I have ADHD and OCD, so I can try to make something perfect and organized all I want, but I won't be able to focus on it for very long c,:

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

I don't get paid to run this forum. Harry won't even buy me a pony. #sucks2beme

[Neo Emolga]

http://i.imgur.com/Ydn8IGs.png

Can't stop... can't stop... JUST CAN'T STOOOPPPPPP!!!!

[HKim]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we're proud to bring to you a sneak peek of our upcoming musical based on the Broadway hit, Avenue Q!

Presenting... Crossroads P! This outstanding comedic parody features the journey of one young woman as she joins a crazy Pokemon forum and learns what it means to be a Pokemon addict.


Featuring popular songs including:


What Do You Do with a URPG Gym Badge?
If You Were Not a Goomy
Everyone's a Little Bit Gen I
The Internet is for Pokemon
My Boyfriend, Who Lives in Australia
That's a Fine, Fine Line Art
There is Life Outside Your Room
I Wish I Could Go to the Pokemon World



And, of course, that crazy earworm, "It Sucks to be Me"! But don't just take my word for it, check below for the lyrics to this amazing number!

Starring (in order of appearance):


Ash K. Monster as Kate Monster (Ash K.)
Kenny as Brian (Homura)
Harry as Rod (HKim)
Monbrey as Nicki (Monbrey)
Trainer Sarah as Christmas Eve (Pokemon Trainer Sarah)
Sou Cleife as Princeton (Sou Cleife)
Rust as Gary Colemon (Lord Celebi)



It Sucks to be Me
(Best experienced by listening to the soundtrack while reading it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJJxL9utow&feature=youtu.be&t=57s)


ASH K. MONSTER
Morning, Kenny!

KENNY
Hi Ash K. Monster.

ASH. K MONSTER
How's life?

KENNY
Disappointing!

ASH. K MONSTER
What's the matter?

KENNY
I’m a doctor.

ASH. K MONSTER
Oh… I'm sorry?

KENNY
Me too! I mean, look at me! I spent ten years in college, and I
always thought --

ASH. K MONSTER
What?

KENNY
No, it sounds stupid.

ASH. K MONSTER
Aww, come on!

(sung)

KENNY
When I was little I thought I would be...

ASH. K MONSTER
What?

KENNY
A magical girl with a comrade or three
But now I’m thirty-two and as you can see --
I’m not.

ASH. K MONSTER
Nope!

KENNY
Oh well,
it sucks to be me.

ASH. K MONSTER
Nooooo.

KENNY
It sucks to be me.

ASH. K MONSTER
No!

KENNY
It sucks to be broke and employed
with no time to RP.
It sucks to be me.

(spoken)

ASH. K MONSTER
You think your life sucks?

KENNY
I think so.

ASH. K MONSTER
Your problems aren't so bad!

(sung)

I'm a good battler, and pretty damn smart.

KENNY
You are.

ASH. K MONSTER
Thanks!
All I want is to fight players for points.
And as you know, I don't want duties.
So why, did I create a team?
HKim! It sucks to be me!

KENNY
Me too.

ASH. K MONSTER
It sucks to be me.

KENNY
It sucks to be me.

ASH. K MONSTER
It sucks to be Ash…

KENNY
And Kenny…

ASH. K MONSTER
To not have time!

KENNY
To not have money!

BOTH
It sucks to be me.

(spoken)

KENNY
Hey, Harry, Monbrey, can you settle something for us?
Do you have a second?

HARRY
Ah, certainly.

ASH. K MONSTER
Whose life sucks more? Kenny's or mine?

(sung)

MONBREY AND HARRY
Ours!

HARRY
We work together.

MONBREY
As leaders in the URPG.

HARRY
We've been a good team...

MONBREY
Ever since I became a mod.

HARRY
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset.
Oh, every day is an aggravation.

MONBREY
Come on, that's an exaggeration!

HARRY
You cuss a lot in chat.
You yell at all the members.

MONBREY
Oh yeah? You still haven’t made
a decision since December!

HARRY
You encourage all of these stupid GIFs
and memes!

MONBREY
So do you.
That's why I'm mad too!

HARRY
It sucks to be me!

MONBREY
No, it sucks to be me!

ASH. K MONSTER
It sucks to be me!

KENNY
It sucks to be me!

ALL
Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!

(spoken)

TRAINER SARAH
Why are you all so happy?

MONBREY
Because our lives suck!

TRAINER SARAH
Your lives suck?
Am I hearing you correctly? Ha!

(sung)

I’m senior admin. I run this forum.
I ban all these ad bots,
but they just spam and run.
I just want everyone to get along!
Stop yelling please!
I'm so stressed!
There’s too much to do!

(smacking KENNY)

And I have an
absent administrator!
who doesn’t do
anything here!

It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
I’ll say it
Ban-ban-ban-ban-
Ban-ban-ban-ban-
Ban-ban-ban-ban-
Ban!
It sucks to be me.

(spoken)

SOU CLEIFE
Uh, excuse me?

TRAINER SARAH
Hey there!

SOU CLEIFE
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a forum to join.

KENNY
Why are you looking all the way out here?

SOU CLEIFE
Well, I started at Serebii, but everything there is way
too active. But this community looks a lot quieter!
Oh, and look -- a "Join the War" sign!

HARRY
You need to talk to a War Leader. Let me get one.

SOU CLEIFE
Great, thanks!

HARRY
Hey Rust!

RUST
I'm coming! I'm coming!

HARRY
Presenting… Rust McBuckets!

RUST
Yes I am!

(sung)

I’m Rust McBuckets
Pirate cyborg extraordinaire.
I was a big hero
when War points were rare!
But they needed
Someone for complaints and cares,
So now I am --
a War Leader!
on Crossroads P --

ALL
It sucks to be you.

ASH. K MONSTER
You win!

ALL
It sucks to be you.

KENNY
I feel better now!

RUST
Try having people stopping you to ask
"Hey Rust, where’s Team Aqua?"
It gets old.

ALL
It sucks to be me.
On Crossroads P.
(sucks to be me)
On Crossroads P.
(sucks to be you)
On Crossroads P.
(sucks to be us)
But not when
we're together.

We're together
here on Crossroads P --
We’re here on Crossroads P --
This is the place to be!
No real life, you see!
We’re here on Crossroads P!

SOU CLEIFE
This is fake real life!

ALL
We live on Crossroads P!

MONBREY
You're gonna love it.

ALL
We live on Crossroads P!

RUST
You’re approved for War!

ALL
Welcome to Crossroads P!

[Kentucky Fried Torchic]

^ This is why I'm here.

[Caite-chan]

It SUCKS to be me when:

You try to do the pixel challenge for Week 2 of the WAR and expect your pixel over to come out like THIS (http://i.imgur.com/e0FGyMD.png), THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/pokemontrainersarah/pikacphd2.png), THIS (http://i.imgur.com/zo0dWOs.png) and THIS (http://i61.tinypic.com/29xteue.png) but the only thing you can come up with is THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Electrode%20Over_zpspwzmxigy.png) and all you can do is sit in the corner while rocking back and forth and cry.

[Neo Emolga]

It SUCKS to be me when:

You try to do the pixel challenge for Week 2 of the WAR and expect your pixel over to come out like THIS (http://i.imgur.com/e0FGyMD.png), THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/pokemontrainersarah/pikacphd2.png), THIS (http://i.imgur.com/zo0dWOs.png) and THIS (http://i61.tinypic.com/29xteue.png) but the only thing you can come up with is THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Electrode%20Over_zpspwzmxigy.png) and all you can do is sit in the corner while rocking back and forth and cry.

^

< http://i.imgur.com/snZEwR1.png

Why do you think I don't even try...?

[Caite-chan]

^

< http://i.imgur.com/snZEwR1.png

Why do you think I don't even try...?

I bet I make Speed-X cry on the inside because my Electrode sucks. #SuckToBeMe

[Neo Emolga]

I bet I make Speed-X cry on the inside because my Electrode sucks. #SuckToBeMe

I'm just glad Speed-X never got to see me... attempt at spriting, because after I quit, I would be like:

http://i.imgur.com/SWOshWH.gif

And she would be:

http://i.imgur.com/xCCpjJE.gif

#SucksToBeMe

[SassySnivy]

Well I got my laughs for the day. XD you guys are something else.

[Caite-chan]

Alright kids I'm going to tell you a little story with pictures about how it SUCKS to be me:

Ahem...

When Speed-X first posts the new challenge for the Pixel Art section I'm like

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Avatar/tumblr_nijwkddBGp1u0ed63o1_250_zpsel61vvd7.gif

Hell yeah I got this one but then half way through I start getting a little well...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Avatar/tumblr_m5z9jqcZPh1rtcxbuo1_250_zpsciknhatz.gif

and I'm ready to drop kick this damn thing across the internet. BUT....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Big%20Bang%20Theory/tumblr_m6vkwkndd61qj74sxo1_500_zpslobzntpg.gif

So I continue to slave away at making my Electrode even though by the end I'm like...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Avatar/tumblr_njvc5j1ovR1u8b224o1_500_zps7vs9tqvl.gif

But once I finish I can sit back and relax and have a drink...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Sons%20of%20Anarchy/tumblr_nch2bwJiHa1r7w8ubo1_500_zpssngvmrmu.gif

but let's face it we all know this is how I really feel...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Sons%20of%20Anarchy/tumblr_ndmqr0uAL21sbqygxo1_500_zpsqx77djlc.gif

and secretly behind Speed's back I'm like...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Sons%20of%20Anarchy/tumblr_mue6413vcV1rjn473o1_500_zpsu5omtvra.gif

THE END

P.S. Speed.........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ShaneOMacv3/Sons%20of%20Anarchy/tumblr_muh0rxUyCC1qi2lrlo1_500_zpsstc4lstt.gif

[SassySnivy]

Oh my god you guys are too much! I'm over here laughing my *** off...my stomach is hurting, so not cool!!! XDD

[Noblejanobii]

You know, I'm a little disappointed @Caite-chain didn't use more Zuko gifs. *crosses arms and shakes head in disappointment*

Oh and to add to this gift of gifs to Speed-X, I shall also tell you a thing.

It goes a little something like this…

Speed-X posted a somewhat decent grading on my sprite last week. And I was like…

http://replygif.net/thumbnail/551.gif

So then I'm waiting for the next category to come out and I'm like…

http://i.imgur.com/lhjhbB9.gif

So then it gets posted and I'm like…

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qhvuwMAk1r4yvfyo1_500.gif
http://www.themonolith.com/wp-content/uploads/why-would-you-do-that.jpg

[Caite-chan]

Noblejanobii

Can't use them all at one time need to save some from when I...

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rise up from the ashes like a true Phoenix Battalion member.

Because it would suck to be me if I used all my good stuff all at once.

[SassySnivy]

If this little exchange doesn't win something, I would be surprised. Especially not after that last thing that Caite said because that's icing on the cake.

"Because it would suck to be me if I used all my good stuff all at once."

You guys win the internet

[Noblejanobii]

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[Suicune's Fire]

This humour thread should continue after the WAR ends. xD And omg Noble, that picture.

THAT WHOLE SPEED-RELATED CONVERSATION ENTERTAINED ME FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR.

[LKWayvern]

What's cramming all day in the mornings, regretting not being online for all the fun in the day, and panicking about Finals in the evening? Me.
TL;DR?
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[Lord Celebi]

Harry sweeps the section this week. All six points go to him.

This week's theme is: Being Butthurt, as this is what I suspect will happen when people see I gave all six of my points to Harry.

[Morzone]

My soccer team had a perfect season this spring. We won every game and got all the way to the finals in the tournament.

Then we lost because of a bad ref.

I don't think I've ever thought more bad thoughts at a single person as I did then.

[SassySnivy]

Harry sweeps the section this week. All six points go to him.

This week's theme is: Being Butthurt, as this is what I suspect will happen when people see I gave all six of my points to Harry.
Lord Celebi
Don't get me wrong: Harry's entry was hilarious...but doesn't it seem just a little excessive that all 6 points were given to one person??

[Lord Celebi]

Lord Celebi
Don't get me wrong: Harry's entry was hilarious...but doesn't it seem just a little excessive that all 6 points were given to one person??

Rest assured, I am probably never going to do this again. Harry's entry was really funny (like leaps and bounds funnier than every other entry this week) and was the most effective use of the theme I set for the week. In my mind, he certainly deserves the sweep.

[Monbrey]

WAR Leaders receiving suggestions to improve WAR

WAR SEASON II: Discussion (http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/showthread.php?6142-WAR-SEASON-II-Discussion)

[Ash K.]

On AIM, almost two months ago:

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[SassySnivy]

Ash K.: MichaelXD, correct?

[Ash K.]

Ash K.: MichaelXD, correct?

Correct. How did you know?!

[EmpireCrusher203]

The following is a true story that happened earlier this year.


I was in an after school competition last year. I was paired up with some of my classmates and we were given a task and.invent something to complete it. We were going to be scored on the quality ad effort, just like any other competition. My team had to incorporate video games and theather, following the plot of Pandora's Box.

I was in charge of the development of spin-off game. I planned to make a hack of Kid Icarus for the Game Boy. I read up on tutorials, lessons, the whole nine yards, and then began to work on my masterpiece.

Well that December, my family decided to visit my grandmother, however it would cost me some school days and two practice sessions. I told the team of my absence and promised them a completed spin-off game upon my return. Well, I did finish it, but when I returned in January, and attended the first session of the new year, it turns out over my absence, they have dropped me from team and replaced me, saying that I wasn't worth their time.

Well, I gave a big, hardy "f@$& you" and left. They continued without me, or my rom hack. On the night on the competition, the team was disqualified for not reaching one requirement, a working video game. I still rub it in their faces about how if they never kicked me out, they would have won. >:D

[PV]

When you're fantastically witty, but the theme just plain sucks.

[Noblejanobii]

I can remember a while back, when the Fancy pattern Vivillion was being distributed, I couldn't find my 3ds anywhere all summer. Tore up the entire house looking for it. On the last day of the distribution I cracked and told my mom I had lost it. Turns out she had been hiding it from me seeing how long it would take to come to her about it. To make matters worse the distribution didn't work either, so no Fancy pattern vivillion for me.

[Sou]

Just a conversion between myself and Zenith yesterday :>

Zenith: 1/4 of the way to 25 on ARC~
Sou: i see
Sou: loser
Zenith: 6 more lvls and i get BRD~
Zenith: UR A LOSER** >>
Sou: NO U
Sou: so distracted by FF lately >>
Zenith: NNNNNOOOOOO,* UUUUUUU
Sou: and making me look bad >>
Zenith: HEY. I WANNA GET INTO HW CONTENT ONCE I GET MY COPY, JERK** >>
Zenith: and how am i making u look bad??** >>
Sou: YOU ALREADY CAN. YOU HAVE A 50 >>
Sou: out leveling my own ARC duh >>
Zenith: BUT I HAVE TO GET THROUGH THE MSQ FIRST
Sou: ......as if i know what MSQ is LOL
Zenith: Main Story Quest, u pinhead*** >>
Sou: oh. Didn't you finish on Gralda?
Zenith: NOPE, lol
Sou: why? xD
Sou: whhhyyyyy?
Sou: if you haven't....WHY ARENT U ON HER NOW? >>
Zenith: because, i'm stuck on her. she needs a certain ilvl to do dungeon for the MSQ, and she doesn't have it. and now that the tomestones have been switched, she's screwed even more for gear
Zenith: so yeah
Sou: tomestones?
Zenith: ya, think of Allagan tomestones as JP and VP from WoW
Sou: ohhh...so why don't you go get her gear?
Zenith: and other similar gear-buying currencyfrom WoW
Zenith: because they're expensive
Sou: raid? dungeons?
Zenith: some pieces cost 800-something
Zenith: have to unlock them, and the only one she has unlocked is Labrynth of the Ancients, and idk if she can do it
Sou: what do you mean? gear wise?
Zenith: ilvl-wise, yeah
Zenith: don't remember if she has the ilvl for it
Sou: so essentially......
Sou: when I told you to go DPS long time ago and you decided to go Tank.......
Sou: now you're going DPS because you realize it would be easier?
Sou: like i said?
Sou: and that you were a pinhead?
Sou: or being a pinhead?
Sou: hey man, I kept pushing you to your ninja kitty xD
Zenith: >_>** hush
Sou: well its true >>
Sou: Are you mad at me? LOL
Zenith: /spits tongue
Sou: pffttt. I was right and you were wrongggg~
Sou: well not wrong
Sou: just
Sou: I called it being easier xD
Sou: especially
Sou: if you have to finish MSQ to unlock content in the next expac xD
Sou: ques may not be the best but....hey, you'll get it eventually and your job is usually the easiest xD
Sou: and you don't necessarily have to worry about ilvl as much as Tank/Heals
Zenith: yeah
Zenith: since u mentionedqueues.....* it'sfunny. i've been getting insta-queued as a dps todayl, lol.
Sou: LOL
Zenith: today*
Sou: you're the one that complained about ques tho
Sou: and I was like whatever LOL
Zenith: >>
Zenith: <<
Sou: hey man, its all on you xDDDDD
Zenith: shush*** >>

[SassySnivy]

Correct. How did you know?!
Ash K.

"I WAS UNFAIRLY BANNED" kiiiiiinda gave it away ;P

[Voltaire Magneton]

Reasons why people feel butthurt:

1. Hemorrhoids
2. Sitting for long periods of time
3. Spanking

[ninjaskarmory]

(Why are these themes so negative? ;c )

One time, I was in a prank/scare war with this kid at school. It was a pretty low-scale war; just name-calling and jumping out from around corners to scare each other. One time at lunch, the whole class was walking down the sidewalk to the park. We had this pretty grouchy lady on yard duty who, one time, made us walk in the street to avoid touching the garbage cans (?? It's okay, I didn't understand either). I noticed the kid walking around 5 feet in front of me, blissfully unaware of his impending doom. I sneaked up behind him, prepared to jump...and I fell flat on my rump. In front of 62 kids and what may be the angriest woman alive. And Arceus forbid. My foot touched the garbage can. The yard duty came at me with a head of steam, and I'm honestly surprised I didn't get sent to the office. After all, I had committed a serious offense. That garbage can could've bitten my foot off. Needless to say, I was butthurt in both meanings of the term.

[Morzone]

*gives everyone a look*

calm down it was just a joke.

[purple umbreon]

I feel so butthurt when people keep kicking my butt on showdown.

[LKWayvern]

Me: Okay, I'm going to make a team on Showdown of non-Legendary Pokemon and show everyone you don't need a team of Shiny Legendaries to rule!
Of course, I am then defeated by three different people with teams of Shiny Legendaries, one of which called me some and my team some rather unpleasant names which I am not going to repeat.

[Morzone]

*continues to mentally complain about how hard it is to sort out jokes for last weeks theme from this week's theme's.*

[Neo Emolga]

Harry sweeps the section this week. All six points go to him.

This week's theme is: Being Butthurt, as this is what I suspect will happen when people see I gave all six of my points to Harry.


... You really, really know how to bring out the worst in me...



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♫ Welcome to the Emolga Rant-a-long
It's a kind of whiny song ♪
When you've got a pain or itch
♬ Come on down to rant and b!&¢h!

Did someone kick you in the teeth? ♬
Yank your underwear up from underneath?
♪ Are you still so sadly single?
Come be a part of the shrilly jingle!

Did a certain judge just go ♬
Give you all a big fat ze-ro?
♫ Just gave the whole lot to HKim?
Let's go and get our revenge on him! ♬

Oh...

Chorus

♫ Welcome to the Emolga Rant-a-long
It's a kind of whiny song ♪
When you've got a pain or itch
♬ Come on down to rant and b!&¢h!


♪ When you see that onion fairy
Remember that he's not so scary! ♬
Just stand up tall and very sturdy
♪ Then wink your eye and flip the birdie!

♬ Adults and children everywhere
Can go and give him that evil glare ♫
♪ Gather them all and sound the calls
Everyone take aim and go for the balls! ♬

-Chorus

Whether you've got brains or brawn ♫
♬ Shove him face-first into the port-a-john
Lock him up in a cell all day ♫
♪ With the Meow Mix on endless replay!

♪ Despite Week #2's outcome is quite grim
Now it's time to get back at him ♫
♬ Drop him helpless in the sea
Or stuff his throat with wasabi!


-Chorus

♫ Look him now all smug and happy
While he made your day all crappy ♪
♬ Time to unleash the master plan
Post all his credit cards on 4chan! ♫

♪ And when he tucks in to sleep at night
He'll be in for quite a fright! ♫
♬ After we rearrange his face all wrong
He can join in on the rant-a-long! ♫

-Chorus

[Lord Celebi]

♬ Time to unleash the master plan
Post all his credit cards on 4chan! ♫
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CREDIT CARDS, SIR!

In other news, after much consideration and discussion amongst the WAR Leaders, I have decided to reassign my points from the last week.
HKim - 3
Vultan - 2
Suicune's Fire - 1

[Neo Emolga]

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CREDIT CARDS, SIR!

In other news, after much consideration and discussion amongst the WAR Leaders, I have decided to reassign my points from the last week.
HKim - 3
Vultan - 2
Suicune's Fire - 1

Ha, ha, ah, 4chan is quite a rabbit hole into wonderland, isn't it? XD

In all seriousness, thank you for adjusting the points. I feel you're doing the right thing and I'm glad you reconsidered. I'll make the update to the scoreboard.

[Suicune's Fire]

A lot of people were butthurt after gay marriage was legalised throughout the US. The funniest had to have been this:


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[Noblejanobii]

I'm sorry, as the biased Catholic in the room, I gotta say it.

GASP!! You mean… Canada isn't perfect? *worldview shatters*

[Ganyu]

When you're butthurt but don't want to admit it.

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[ninjaskarmory]

Lmaoo there was this one story that said a Christian couple promised to divorce when gay marriage was legalized but it turns out it's because the guy wanted another guy as soon as it was legal X'D

[Suicune's Fire]

Lmaoo there was this one story that said a Christian couple promised to divorce when gay marriage was legalized but it turns out it's because the guy wanted another guy as soon as it was legal X'D

IS THIS LEGIT?! BECAUSE THAT IS HILARIOUS. XD

[Lord Celebi]

Ghostwriter - 1 Point to JMC
Suicune's Fire - 1 Point to JMC
Vultan - 2 Points to JMC
Neo - 2 Points to PB

This week's theme: Pokemon Crossroads

[Suicune's Fire]

Pokémon Crossroads
The only Pokémon forum run by Bulbasaur and Celebi!

http://i.imgur.com/6cz7Kg0.png



Oh, wait...

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[Voltaire Magneton]

I bet the Bulbasaurs with Australian accents in this forum that another musical will win this round. Preferably with singing Bulbasaurs.

Is Bulbasaur even the forum mascot?

[Ganyu]

PXR: Where Bots love the forum more than its members.

[LKWayvern]

Because songs have won this thing on previous occasions.

I want my team to win the war
No team ever haaaaaas
To lose is what we abhor
But we love fame and all the jaaaaaaaazz

We will travel across the site
Competing far and wiiiiiiiiide
Each en-ter-reeeeee to understand
The creativity that's insiiiiiiiiiiiide!

Pokemon! (Crossroads!)
It's you guys and me-ee!
We know it's our destiny!
Pokemon! (Crossroads!)
We're all friends
On a site we will upend(in the ensuing chaos)
Pokemon! (Crossroads!)
A challenge we must do-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Our bad puns will pull us through!
You take this so I don't have to!
Pokemon! (Crossroads!)

Every event along the streak
With courage someone else will (probably) face
We'll all battle every week
And claim our rightful place!
Come, Prism League, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
For three weeks it's been our dream!

Pokemon! (Crossroads!)
It's you guys and me-ee!
We know it's our destiny!
Pokemon! (Crossroads!)
We're all friends
On a site we will upend(in the ensuing chaos)
Pokemon! (Crossroads!)
A challenge we must do-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Our bad puns will pull us through!
You take this so I don't have to!
Pokay! Mon Cross! Roooaaaaaads!

Gotta win the war!
Gotta win the waaaaaaaaaaar!
Pokemon! (Crossroads!)

...I tried.

[Noblejanobii]

Pokemon Crossroads, the only forum where people get so worked up about a contest that means nothing they argue with the judges to make sure the points get redistributed correctly.

[PV]

Rejected PXR Logo ideas:

http://i1040.photobucket.com/albums/b405/PrinceVultan/PXRA_zpsaxcpi1zy.png

http://i1040.photobucket.com/albums/b405/PrinceVultan/PXRC_zps8ibc6k6y.png

http://i1040.photobucket.com/albums/b405/PrinceVultan/PXRD_zpskiwvalgh.png

http://i1040.photobucket.com/albums/b405/PrinceVultan/PXRB_zpsf8t3wdyz.png

[Seppe]

Damn, no Easter eggs in this thread either

[Morzone]

So I said: "Whaaaat? PXR? that would never be the name for a pokemon sight."

And then it was.

[Lord Celebi]

Vultan, fun fact: I made that PE2K avatar for the Twitter many years ago.

Points:
Noblejanobii: 2 Points for Trainer
Vultan: 1 Point for JMC
Suicune's Fire: 1 Point for JMC

And I will be eating the last two points. Nom nom nom.

It's been a good WAR everyone. See y'all next year!

[HKim]

lol, this is great! The final theme was fantastic! You guys are hilarious.

I wonder if we could keep this going after the War.

[Lord Celebi]

lol, this is great! The final theme was fantastic! You guys are hilarious.

I wonder if we could keep this going after the War.

Bonus Round Theme!

Week 5: Friendship

[HKim]

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[RobinHoude]

I suppose this one's probably been done before (and probably to death), but I'll do it anyway :tongue:


Friendship (frend ' ship), verb.
(Friendships, friendshipped, friendshipping)

1. To theorize that two friends are in a relationship.
"Did you hear about Tom and Lisa? I'm totally friendshipping it!"

2. To be put in the awkward situation somewhere between being friend-zoned and dating.
"I have no idea what I'll do if he friendships me."

3. (with object) To export a friend or (without object) be exported by a friend by way of postal service.
"And that is when I was friendshipped to the other side of the country."

[LKWayvern]

Friendship. AKA the reason that all those friendly trainers who pamper their Pokemon still tote Buneary, Budew, Swadloon, Pichu, Togepi, Cleffa, and Igglybuff, while all the crime syndicate bosses and admins who supposedly abuse their Pokemon have a swarm of Crobats.